look at my lawyer dawg edition


/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Cops called to season 2 house, bunker larp OVER
-- Reddit user CaseSummer posted himself driving by the house and taunting the whole crew, then deleted his account, many believe he is the narc https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1938762036370157772
-- The leak https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751082393437337.mp4

>Watch Here
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://www.fishtank.live/archive

Previous >>212088112

They're saying Aryeh was shot dead by the police after trying to grab a cop's gun

we're still doing this?

off season threads belong on >>>/bant/

>>212089676 (OP)
Stop promoting this shit, incel.

Angie pre-op

>>212089676 (OP)
handsome guy!

None of this would happen if Angie and jin were still there

>>212089676 (OP)
based lawyer

What did Goran mean when he said "We will be more transparent"

THIS LITTLE TIGHT FLIP IS DRIVING ME INSANE

>makes a parody of fishtank with oncinema characters

mints here. the police canceled the show because they said I was too gay and dumb looking. they called me a freak and I cried.
my bad.

Letty is a pretty princess

>never seeing drench again

over and done
charge back

>toronto: 8 hour drive
>montreal: 5 hour drive

I think its hilarious that Jet tried to pander to reddit by kicking Jin and then reddit got the show taken down twice

>>212089743
he meant when something bad happens they will completely vanish with no explanation

>>212089722
Checked.
Fuck off, nigger.

bill ottman googling plausible deniablity

I need her in ways that language cannot begin to describe

friendly reminder that all binxseethers are brown

>>212089709
you faggots just say anything.

I'm gonna find me an ellie gf bros, the sun will rise tomorrow and it will be a beautiful day, be thankful

>>212089769
he wanted jin gone because he didn't want him to get all over ellie LMAO

post this braceface bwc lover

>>212089743
he said we will be trans parents. him and ben are transitioning and adopting daniel

>>212089704
CUTE!

>Didn't even bother to turn off the viewbots

Yeah man. 7k people have been watching a dead stream for the entire day

fucking wiggers

>Is it too much to ask for a visual confirmation of an ID?

small purple

Beautiful Ellie

>>212089743
he meant transparent but like in the bad way

>>212089769
>Jet tried to pander to reddit by kicking Jin
I thought Jet kicked Jin because Jin made some r9k reference that made Jet seethe

>>212089745

>you will never get home from work and see a chinawoman asleep on the couch

>>212089804
hate this faggot so much. It was funny keeping him in the house against his will, he should have never been mentioned again after the season ended

>>212089786
Look up fast food restaurants near high schools near you and hang out there during lunch hours

pickup artist
#1 wear a hat
#2 wear shoes

Has anyone sent gay guys from grindr to the casesummer's grandma's door?

>>212089769
unironically just brought more attention to his faggotry on r9k and Sam being a nonce. The swatter is apparently an S3 fag and only made an account recently

>>212089769
he was literally just pandering to ellie

>they're sexualizing young girls and it's getting to the point that even i have a problem with it

>>212089805
Well I guess Im one of them even though I watch through PPV.

They do this every season so people appreciate the fish more when it comes back on instead of getting tired of them. Everyone's going to love Arye's singing by this time tomorrow and laugh at Ellie's bits and calling it genius, sending positive tts to Dan

>>212089676 (OP)
Is Bill the only successful white non Jewish lawyer?

>>212089794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

>>212089804

>>212089676 (OP)
update: ben laughed at me when the female hookers we rented scraped their teeth on my dick

I told him last season stop giving them our oxys cause they get sloppy and use too much teeth

fish are currently in a motel doing what the fuck ever while we get our rocks off with some ladies that don't have penises (and even if they did it's not any of your guys business)

needless to say we're in a hilton, sam got pissed cause we wanted to just take the night off so he slammed a needle of tren and idk if he crashed his dodge or what but hasn't texted me back for 3 hours

>>212089822
I'm gonna have one soon!

she's seventeen y'a'llz

>>212089841
thats even worse because its highly likely shes not 18

https://youtu.be/CUlPHQqEW4Q?si=qzUFZ3blOpcuVsqB&t=59

>>212089852
>successful

Watermellie

>>212089822
I WILL DAMMIT I WILL!!!!

we didn't ever get to the head shaving

>>212089805
>not even 1/7th of that is in the "channels" atm lol

imagine the smell

Starting to think that Mark E. guy won

>>212088184
>>212089768
>taking an RV trip to Montreal Canada
Jet and Letty dying in a totaled RV wreck, with several others being horribly injured, because Jezza pit maneuvered them outside Montreal would be a truly poetic and epic end, bringing it full circle back to season 1.

>>212089863
no woman has accidentally brushed their teeth against ben's dick. you'd have to be trying

>>212089863
at least put a damn camera in the room
WE WANT CONTENT

>>212089873
do you guys think bill sees this stuff

Not even a picture with them outside the house saying they are safe. They aren't even there anymore to take a picture.

>>212089838
Goddamn this was kino.
>look what happens when i take off my hat
>I LOOK FUCKIN RETARDED
>so get a hat and shoes
and TJ took it completely at face value

>>212089874
hes a fucking 9th grade dropout and mumbles like one lmfao

Don't pretend you have any other place to be than waiting for fishtank to come back. Your life revolves around this show, and you're here with Jet, Ben, and the gang forever.

>>212089605
ellie sounding like a child is one of the hottest things about her

I’m not attracted to 14 year olds. I’m attracted to 23 year olds that look 14 like Angie

>>212089852
bill ottman is not a lawyer. he has a ba in english
I have no idea why sam says he is their legal counsel

THIS SEASON WAS NOTHING BUT DAILY RAPE
NEW DAY NEW RAPE
AND TODAY?
WE WERE RAPED

>>212089887
very good

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH

freddy's band is actually pretty solid im shocked

>>212089887
this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life

How can a 23 yr old girl's entire personality just be "beach"?
She doesn't even surf or scuba or anything... Foids confuse me...
but she makes my pp hard and causes it to shoot ropes so idc i love angelica

I forgot to get clearance with the town cause I was making cleej edits. Sorry guys.

>>212089923
one the death please

>>212089709
word is he thought the dangerous weapon challenge hadn't ended yet.

>no gay guy alert sfx
>no indian arguing sfx
>no mariachi sfx

>Hey fish. Here's your new house for the remainder of the season!

Would you mark out?

Imagine Angelina at __

chances of them pivoting into BG2 instead of continuing the current season?

How come there's no temporary 5g setup?

>>212089925
The only song I heard sounded like a watered down version of the strokes. Production quality was surprising though

>>212089916
It's so fucking puffy bros

>>212089872
Joopy type of shit i like

>>212089925
he tries too hard to sound like julian casablancas but yeah they're decent

>Hey guys, we sent the fish back home, season is over, nobody wins.

well?

>>212089932
The vast majority of bands are
that's why it's so hard to make money playing music and you become a burnout

>>212089818
this.

>>212089935
it happens. we could never stay mad at you bill

>>212089916
Go watch Japanese women's wrestling then. They're less than 5 feet tall.

>>212089933
shes going to wall so hard, being in the sun constantly ages the shit out of you

UPDATE

Anyone notice how beans never came back? He's really dead huh

there going to the poop store

>>212089923
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

>>212089822
Her RLS is like a dog wagging its tail

>>212089769
>jet kicked jin because he called out he is an /r9k/ poster
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751085633276097.webm
>ellie said she is an /r9k/ poster
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750877999525420.mp4

true kino

>>212089676 (OP)
he didn't even pass the bar

>answering questions tomorrow
but I want them now lol. Even a living room stream with TTS (so they can make money) or something like that lol.

>>212089933
you're confused as to why someone would like going to the beach?

>>212089971
I got a burt youtube channel gift thing gifted to me
neat

>>212089933
It's the short term power of being a young woman

ARYEH WAS RAPED

>>212089971
i forgot oddbod was a thing
he needs to get a job

>>212089948
30 after giving birth to my 7 white children

>>212089949
If they did that it would end up shit since they still had a month of preparation for it, plus it would just get shut down anyway

>>212089992
>this was the last ever fishtank bit

>>212089933
>How can a 23 yr old girl's entire personality just be "beach"?
cause its youthful and trendy an associated with fun, its the most basic bitch shit and its overrated
it falls in like with In N Out and Starbucks being your personality
t. san diegan who deals with a million fake blondes

>>212089960
that's straight out of the masonic playbook. so yeah probably.

>>212089973
a whole day at the poop for just 30 cents

>>212089948
I like your style

>>212089841
He was pandering to Ellie by kicking Jin? But Ellie's the only one that didn't shit on Jin after he was kicked.

>>212089932

>>212089959
>tomorrow
Fuck yourself Jet :)

>>212089973
are they getting a refund because it's where they got daniel from lul

Why are people saying Canada? I doubt anyone there brought their passport.

>>212089959
it's funny they didn't promise anyone a day rate, the prize was 8k initially, and they barely give out fishbucks. this was just a cut-rate season to see what they can get away with from the contestants and the audience

Why don't they pull Wolf of Wallstreet and say it fuck it and just stream fishtank anyway? What is the city council even going to do about it?

day 1

>>212090006
>>212089992
And then Sam tried to kill him for no reason

>>212090014
youd be a fool to pass up that deal

<3

>>212089968
Bug people are cute but hapas are sex

oh my, nothing else could have been done
he made his life a lie so
he might never have to know anyone
made his life a lie you know

>burt will be live as long as fishtank is down
absolute mad man

>>212089932
never goon

That was a pretty fun Fallout post-Apocalypse larp while it lasted. I liked when Patrick Star showed up out of nowhere and hugged Aryeh :)

I don't buy that ellie is a last minute replacement. If you've had months to cast a show, wouldn't you have backups ready to fill in? I think ellie is just telling everyone what jet told her to say, and she and jet have been talking for months.

>>212089933
She lives in Florida like right next to the beach and she can't be a weeb because her bf beat her ass while watching Evangelion

>>212090032
maejok said it was lettys idea. she just wants a free ride home.

>>212089959
That's really what it's sounding like. Questions answered, nothing else planned, everyone just lost all that money they were using to buy tokens and pump the stocks of the people they wanted to stay

>>212090023
Imagine her kisses

>>212090041
I wouldnt say no reason

ANGIE WHERE ARE YOU

>>212090034
Seth alone had $3400 in fishbux before they left the house

>>212090041
the reason is that he's really annoying and sucks

How is Bloodgames going to work exactly? Will they even make it a week in before the cops shut it down again?

>>212090052
Hapas are amazing.

>>212089782
Friendly reminder all binxjeets look like Simbal or Aryeh

I called the poop store and they said they're all out of fishtank

>>212089933
>Why do people like going to the beach
Go outside I beg you, go outside and take a break from your computer screen you fat unhealthy fuck.

>>212090041
>no reason

CLAUDIA WHERE ARE YOU

>>212090075
? She doesn't kiss. Haven't you seen the show? She's asexual as fuck. People trying to sexualize her are weird.

Dan aside, KINO

>>212090000

>>212089985
She goes every day to tan and take insta pics. I doubt she ever goes in the water

>>212089935
Hey bossman, me and ben ran out of our personal budget (not on hookers and oxy)

could you spot us another 150k advance and well make another gay larp half season like bloodgames or some shit. these fags will eat it up

also you left your wallet at the S1 house and we maxed out your credit card so just take that out of the 150k

>>212090059
why does he have a T-Pain audio filter

>>212090029
omg lol

>>212090087
you're acting just like cole

>>212090036
Damn, imagine getting it that right

>>212090045
crazy how jet had such a good natural storyline in his hands and fumbled it

Likelihood he has bought her a shitty motel room and went to check on her after the cameras were down for 7+ hours now?

>>212090090
okay well call the pee store

>>212089916
Real men are attracted to both

What if Ellie only just turned 17 in april. She's been subtracting a year this whole time.

>>212090059
Well then he's gonna be streaming for a while. I don't know if he realizes that yet.

>>212090070
>constantly seeing Ricky and going "Jesus Christ!"

>>212090089
Maejok is a Binx simp, so some of them are 43 year old IT guys with lip piercings

>>212090074
yep
"questions answered tomorrow" means "we fucked up again and it's over for real this time"

Are we even gonna get a twist now? Because I didn't ask for that. Does that count for what I get for my week 2 twist?

>>212090034
>they barely give out fishbucks.

When Ben was writing down their fishbuck count the total amount was around 20k.
Definitely less than S2, but I can't remember s3's count

>>212090087
They had to start being quiet at night during the last bloodgames because 'the neighbors are crazy'

>>212090087
cops just want a bite

>>212089969
This. Half her photos she’s insanely sun burnt, birch is gonna look like an old leather couch in t minus 10 years

Should have paid her.

>>212090111
>tanning
>2025
girls don't actually do this shit anymore, right? it destroys skin..

>>212089948
>

azzie status?

>>212090099
she went to a concert tonight with fireworks or some shit.

>>212090122
there's no such thing as a pee store you retard

>>212090070

>>212090087
Bloodgames isn't really a torture house type thing it's just a compound in the backyard with a bunch of autists familiar and friendly with the show. They might get a noise complaint if they get too crazy with retarded sfx (which need to be killed at this point anyway) but what else?

>>212090087

>>212090075
>>212090102
Imagine french kissing Ellie.

>>212090102
You have to go back.

>>212090121
>You now know remember that young sluts will fuck their way to stardom like so many other girls havs
Why do simps ignore this?

>>212090148
IGNORED

pedo hours

>>212089833
i have 2 years left to not be like seth. i'm not a virgin but i haven't had a girlfriend since i was 18 and am unable to approach women. what do

we'll always have the superbwed

>>212090148
I get that they dont want to pay burt but what is the joke here?

>>212090159
shes a child

>>212089727
Their untimely departures really blew up the entire season in only 2 weeks.

>>212089887
most likely like a fish market at sunrise. refreshing and salty

>>212090135
>spend 40k on bam visiting for 1hr twice
>can't spend 40k on the final/fishbucks to motivate the fish
sad

Imagine waking up beside Ellie and she's still sleeping and breathing softly and you push your face into her hair and breath in deeply

even if we have 1 week of downtime, we'll still have 3 weeks left plus another 2 weeks of bloodgames after a 3 week break.

Week 2 twist status?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xq1yiE9xlk&t=653s

>>212089969
It's 100 degrees outside of course and niggas still be asking me "Aren't you hot in those long sleeves"
BITCH IS YOU IN THEM SHORT SLEEVES?
SUN'S FUCKING TERRIBLE

JC and Ellie are both porn addicts who said "ew" at the thought of having sex, why?

>>212090087
there won't be a bloodgames

so is there a poker game or??

post your favorite /ftl/ pics

Imagine an 18year old elli

>>212090159
imagine Ellie flickering the tip of your cock with her tongue like they do in the jav movies

I don't care for the french

>>212090159
it would be bliss

>>212090195
that defeats the entire purpose of the show retard

>>212089709
that's kind of a funny way to die, isn't it?

so much for american """freedom"""
should have supported israel! sad!

>>212090189
If a girl is sleeping, you shouldn't be touching them... that's nonconsensual as fuck.

>>212090176
they want asmongold to advertise fishtank, but they're too cheap/don't wanna pay for it so they just ask ""ironically"" and hope he falls for it.

making sure the stream stays up with good audio and video is the most basic and most important thing and also the thing they fuck up the most
all this other wacky bits shit doesn't matter if no one can even see the show jet
sort your shit!

>>212090176
probably hoping that burt orbiters pester asmoncord enough to have him stream the tank

>>212090174
Probably browse /bant/ on the off-season. That should work.

how could you guys????

You guys DID buy the new $60 t-shirts right? They deserve it.

>>212090218
what are you talking about, retard? are you brown?

>>212090087
idk I'm trying to get Bill to front us another 150k. we'll probably spend 100$ on costumes and paint sams face if he shows up

I hate how their update doesn't specify which day tomorrow is.

guuoooaaaauhhhhuhhuuu

>>212089727

>>212090204
abused traumatized girls look at porn the way men look at gore

>>212090234
yeah i'm gonna wear the one saying "FAGGOT" every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLOOeRSSD0

Jet was warned.
Jet decided to go through with it anways.

>>212089901
finally realized that this guy is who daniel reminded me of

>>212090174
>23 years old
I'm turning 37 this year. Am I too old for /ftl/?

>>212090233
nigga just spamming buzz words

>>212090181
Imagine French kissing this child with an increasing amount of spit

Imagine being in your 30s and swirling your tongue around Ellie's inside her mouth teaching her how to kiss

I think that would be the cleanest, best pleasure.

Angelina literally lives less than 10 mins from the beach and niggas are really asking why she goes there

>>212090145
Tanlines are hot

>>212090155
This reminds me of that awful baby ghost from Phasmophobia. I'm so glad they parted ways with that horrible little goblin dude

>>212090233
meanwhile it was literally a predditor that swatted the show today

>>212090249

>>212090234
A bad fitting t shirt that says FAGGOT or 3/4s of a new Mario Kart a tough deliema.

>>212090234
i luv graphic tees!

>>212090236
>week of downtime
what are the fish going to do during that time?

>>212090151
She should stream some cool clods when she gets back

>>212090034
uh, your magic bucks?

>>212090247
it means saturday in wigger time
or sunday if they sleep in too late

the beach is for low iq plebs

angie and binx live in the same state. they should hook up

>>212090204
extremely specific set of standards, then sex becomes something they want

Realistically, what can they even do? If they can get their production shut down immediately by simply bombarding the local police with complaints / swatting, then they can't run the show.

>>212090260

Something to watch
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1OdKrDqVNaQJX

>>212090264
there's no computer at the beach so people can't understand why someone would go to one

>>212090233
...are we the wiggers?

>>212090285
I hate sand

I was warming up to the bunker.

>Jin I want to thank you for convincing the cops and the neighbors to let us keep filming the show. I need more people like you in my life. And less Jet's.

I don't want to be alone again.

>>212090236
all of the contestants are likely on their phones right now so the whole premise of the show is ruined.

>>212090102
yeah so odd how the fishtank fans gooning over some random 6/10 or 7/10 girls just because they were on the show really care about respecting someone's sexual preferences when typing out their fantasies on an anonymous imageboard known for questionable content and racism.

So weird!

>>212090218
Season 3 was 20% downtime. It IS the show now.

so who was the actor?

>All of this has been a rollercoaster downhill just because.... someone mentioned /r9k/

Here is the alternative timeline
Jin did not get kicked
Ellie loses
Angie stays
Seth never appears
Nobody would dox anyone because there would be no reason to
No accusations of 18 year old girls because Ellie would be the first one kicked in the candy competition after Jin steals from her

>no fishtank
>no trish restream
>no angie stream

>>212090174
>DUUUDE I'M LIKE A RETARDED ASS ZOOMER FAGGOT AND SOON I'M FINNA BE LIKE SETH (a virgin) IN A MERE 2 YEARS WHEN I'M 25 (seth will be a 27 year old virgin in 2 years)
>also i'm not a virgin
Literally a fakecel faggot looking for atention. No one fucking cares fuck off retard kill yourself so you don't have to become a 24 year old virgin. It's the only way.

no bar and they pummeled themselves into the earth's core

say they do come back tomorrow

do they still run with the lowest stox gets eliminated?

>>212090151
>she went to a concert
NOT AGAIN!

>>212090260
Just advise the lil'nig, unc.

none of this would have happened if they just paid Burt

>>212090233
>twitter/kf/reddit blame 4chan for it
>it was actually reddit
Oh lol.

>>212090263
Dude she's young enough to be my daughter and if she was I would've molested the shit out of her every single day from like middle school on. Also I would've kept her from wasting all her time on stupid internet shit so she'd have a better head on her shoulders than to get involved in all this and to set her sights this low for her future aspirations

>>212090247
It means after they get 12 hours of sleep

my gf

>>212090286
nah angie should stay clear of that evil worthless hag

>>212090327
they're not coming back
it doesn't matter

>>212090324
You a realcell?

>>212090333
Burt doesn't want just money anymore.

Season 4 came through with the Monty Python and the Holy Grail ending

The Ellie grooming meme was the catalyst , hope you're happy retards

sam sperged out on a guy who made a dress and now he's going to jail

>the more "christian" sam and the wiggers become, the worse their problems become
what does it mean

To the massive dingus faggot that doxxed the show, i have a message for you and the people of the Philippines: You are a massive slavic fagman of a nigger, you are full of insecurity and self hate because you are raised alone neglected by your parents unlike the majority of Filipinos that are coddled by their relatives/parents and you not seeing that in your life with your bitch wife and mongrel children that are half black because your wife was impregnated by a successful ghetto man, she did that to get away from you arsehole. Now suffer that your step bastard children have afro nigga hair that you shampoo every third week of the month because you are a beta cuck male. Not only are you a coward, you are also a brother fucker because you have incestious tendencies as seen with your father, mother, and gay uncle leaving you because you tried to put your 3 inch penis inside the armpits of your half brother. That is why you doxxed and try to stop the show, because it represents genuine connection that you tried to replicate with your whore wife and gay brother but failed because you are a bumbling buffon cock sucker dumbass with a temparature tier IQ with an intelligent analogous to a hamster with a fucking face of a black fat urban dyke with a fuckhead of a hair cut. I am not done yet, you are a type of people that the Filipinos hate based on your appearance that can be described as a failed dilapidated anus with a mouth smelling like horse shit you fucking jackass pig fucker of a person with zero sperm count, go to the empire state building naked and show the people of new york your uncut penis because even the rabbi at your circumcission got scared of the smell of your hyena shit smelling penis. You are a fucker fagman sucking Putin's cock, go back to your mother's vagina you pussy shit ass son of a bitch

RECYCLE

>>212089656

i don't remember the last time i had a good sleep

They seriously should have a phone on streaming whenever possible its ghetto and sucks but its the right thing to do

BURT IS ARGUING WITH HIS FUCKED UP BROTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oaoA4_p3_w

>>212090351
these pants are now ruined for a day long bit, why live?

>>212090369
Claire started it

>>212090263
imagine kissing that 18 year old child in your jail cell, chomo

>>212090346

>>212090233
>people still unironically blaming big bad 4chan in 2012+13

>>212090345
kf blames reddit

>>212090327
Angie shows up and announces she is replacing ellie due to her TSA violations

did kf ever find the rest of the reddit SummyTime nudes?

>>212090374
nigga we aint nowhere near image limit

>>212090195
>3 weeks left
No retard, we would have 4 weeks left. People paid for 6 weeks. Pwoduct ordered, pwoduct must be delivered.

>>212090374
kys

>>212090355
This guy was the best. Reddit fags hated this guy and called him a PEDO because he dared to jokingly flirt with an 18 y/o CHILD

Was Kevin a good contestant?

anyone have a pic of daniels retarded drawing?

>>212090156
It doesn't matter if they're filming inside the house or not, the same thing that happened with s3 and s4 will happen

>>212090371
it's a satanic show

>>212090369
Have to wonder if someone sent the puppy play and the late night bunker footage of dirty ellie to the cops

fishtank couldn't even compete with big brother lol
its fucking over

What are we gooning to in the downtime, girls?

>>212090392
They do now, after the fact.

>Now that the dust has settled,

What went so wrong with this season? Like it seems like it goes beyond wigger incompetence at this point. They didnt think to get filming permits or actually get clearance to stream in a residential neighborhood? It seems like their plan B was 10x more retarded filming in a dusty ass basement hence why it was shut down so fast. How are the wiggers so retarded to neglect basic safety and regulations?

luke w

>>212090374
Thanks but a little early

gf just sent me this

why did they even do the RV thing in s3 anyway?

>>212090412
yes!

guess what? it was a fucking jew

Jet and Ellie are gonna have a road trip together back to California after this since its not a good idea for her to try flying again

>>212090324
apologies my truecel liege. if i could reach through time and donate the pussy i got when i was a college freshman to you i would

>>212090369
>meme
see
>>212089980

its dead
they're gonna say its out of their hands tomorrow but its completely their fault and most of you are gonna buy it

Every moment without her feels like holding my breath underwater waiting to surface again.

So when do I get my refund?

>>212089676 (OP)
>>212089676 (OP)
>>212089676 (OP)
migrate when ready

>>212090415
probably the saddest thing i've seen on the show

>>212090412
>Ellie lists her two fake pandering celeb crushes "Michael Cera and Nathan Fielder" then lists an actual legit example of her favorite kind of white boy, Sebastien Stan
If this guy was in the tank with Ellie he would have cucked Jet so hard

>>212090437
money

>>212090430
They went in with no plan because they knew the lonely paypigs would cough up the dough regardless of how bad the slop was. There has been enough content this season for maybe one single 20 minute edit.

>>212090459
okay

Imagine being Ellie in that basement and having to be all like "DAMN, Jet Neptune, you fuckin' fine, all cute with your tubby body and androgynous baby face. I would totally have sex with you, both my grifting persona and the real me." when all she really wants to do is emotionally abuse another 36 year old groomer in a discord dm. Like seriously imagine having to be Ellie and not only sit in that basement while Jet Neptune flaunts his wigger rizz in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his inbred slavic 13 year old boy face, and just sit there, interview after interview, hour after hour, while he perfected his grooming techniques. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as every other wigger on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JET NEPTUNE CAME UP WITH THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his boss babyish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been groomed by nothing but a healthy diet of sugardaddies and streamers and future suicide victims for your ENTIRE ONLINE CAREER coming straight out of a grooming cults on discord. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his fat forehead as he continues to rant at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "cultural advancing (for that is what he calls it)" experience, the experience he planned so hard for while on whippets in the previous week. And then the wigger calls for another basement confessional, and you know you could shout "marky thompson" in every single room in this house before sam hyde could put you down like a hamster, but you sit there and endure, because you're a hot asian chick. You're not going to lose your future right wing grifting streamer career over this. Just bear it. Hide your feet and bear it.

Don’t worry bro this show won’t go offline. You guys paid for a full season, you’re getting a full season.
>cams still offline
Reminder to never pay anything for these retard gorilla wiggers.

>>212090431
Loopy bros..

I wasn't questioning why Angelica goes to the beach in general, I was questioning why she goes every single day for 5 hours to do nothing but tan and post goonmaterial

>>212090437
Too many complains to the police by locals and trolls alike.

>>212090317
S3 died after Alex B left anyway, but at least that was 22 days not 14

>>212090355
>>212090411

>>212090463
lmao

What we do in life, echoes in fredernity

>>212090416
Again, bloodgames is just a livestreamed larp. No false wellness check done there will be taken seriously as opposed to piss bucket shit

>>212090463
looks like something I made when I was 3 years old

bros i miss the season 2 cast/////

is anyone down to make some normal posts

>>212090446
I am owed 18 year old pussy.

>>212090487
Betty coded

>>212090453
>we’re not gonna give up
>we’re prepared to go to jail for this
>give up after one try
actually sounds likely

>>212090439
Whyd you screenshot your Reddit post

>>212090439
huh lol who is casesummer

>>212090412
mormon with burt was kino

I just spilled my liquor all over my floor and my immediate instinct was to drop on all fours and slurp it up. there was maybe two shots left but..

What are they all up to right now?

>>212089727
Uncomfortable truth.

>>212090381
sleep hygiene is a myth I do everything you are not supposed to do and sleep 8 perfect hours nearly every night

what was with the guy driving by the S1 house taking pictures?

JUST SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT

>>212090494
Yeah I agree 100%. Bringing in his slampig wife was funny but they bust the nut way too early and ruined the show because of it.

I'll be in southeast asia soon getting an 18 year old virgin wife bros, life is good

What was she thinking here?

if the show was coming back tomorrow they would've said that so the paypigs dont revolt
they're stalling but they know its dead

there's no question it's not coming back this season, it's ogre, but is this the actual end of fishtank? do you think they'll try again soon or is this it?

>>212090463
this is genuinely so fucked up

>>212090531
you would win a season of fishtank

ellie said her dream guy was michael cera
michael cera played scott pilgrim, a man that dates a 17 year old asian schoolgirl and picks her up from school
what could this mean

>>212090489
She should never leave the beach tbfqh

>>212090489
>tanning
why do girls do this? they know their skin is gonna look terrible in a few years.

Every white man is owed a brown wife

>>212090538
Day 21 of S3 is still the greatest day in fishtank history so I’d say it was somewhat worth it, but yeah

>>212090474
Sounds like pride desu. You'd think their not at all grifting reformed Christian boss would teach them a thing or two about it

>>212090490
r u serious? so its fucked no matter what, why dont they just buy a house in the middle of nowhere

>>212090538
that was the real end of the show desu. rv trip was just an afterparty.

>>212090439
Built Ford Tough

>>212090554
hm, interesting

>>212090437
keeper of a disorderly house charges looming from all the police calls they had from their own contestants and the neighbors

>>212090515
Not me.
I'm gonna miss fast threads where I can shitpost freely like these.

>>212090396

>>212090531
Theres no shame in the slurp

Angie's tan lines are her sexiest feature

>>212090412
He was the S3 Goat

>>212090515
I bet Jet would give a killer paizuri

>>212090369
from what Ive gathered seems like most of the calls this season were about violence, wellness checks or people being held against their will. wouldn't be surprised if Ellie admitting to not having her ID and potentially being 17 was something though

>>212090531
we call that a zamboni in my neck of the woods

>>212090531
pull yourself together claire

>>212090514
it was a bad cast thoughbeit

>>212090532
Probably watching movies together and eating pizza in the s1 house so they stay off their phones

>>212090546
>>212090548
wouldnt we have seen the fish on social media if the show was over?

>>212089918
new day new rape actually goes hard af

who was in the wrong here?

>>212090527
apparently the guy who got the show shutdown got doxxed, i seen it on reddit, dont act like its not a good source of normie info nigger

>>212090528
guys reddit name who fucked the show up and is now doxxed all over twitter, hes a faggot as you can tell

>>212090489
thots love the beach
it gives them a chance to show off their almost naked bodies without looking like a softcore porn slut
KAW

>>212090564
YES

>>212090551
I applied for s2 and s4 but no luck

>>212090571
>>212090582

>can't film anymore
>can't flip the houses

>>212090263
that does sound pretty cool. you sold me, i want to make out with a child now

>>212089874
maejok is a fag but i'm a professional swe without a degree so eh

>>212090586
i saw this guy on the sopranos

>>212090463
this makes me laugh every time without fail

>>212090557
no actually 80 IQ girls do not realize they will look terrible in a few years

>>212090586
never let her live this down

For me it's the fact she smokes.

it’s a goran dating show

>>212090514
this cast mogs s2

>>212090489
seems like it’s working for her

>>212090531
woof

>>212090612
Sam was such a simp for this.

>>212090620
>>can't flip the houses
were they condemned?

>>212090564
her fit goes nuts

>>212090588
I feel like it's getting me even more drunk than a regular sip

>>212090515

>>212090586
the only reason i could never truly simp for summer

>>212090620
goran couldn't even flip a table

Did Jet lower the price on the 1200 token bundle to try and squeeze out the last bit of petty cash from the pigs, knowing full well the show was completely fucked? this happened like an hour before it all went down.

>>212090498
It's crazy that he did this, then did it again against crazytaco. All the while everyone was still booing him for trying to get some play.

niggers

Let's try to be more normal for the rest of the night, okay?

sharing a glass of choc on the rocks with angie

She's half-Filipino she'll absorb the sun. It's white bitches who end up looking like orange prunes.

>>212090612
the tren was fogging sam's brain he can't be blamed

>>212090627
angie is NINETY IQ!

is it time for angie to finally have her own thread on /bant/ now?

>>212090615
? how did he fuck the show up? by driving by with a camera?

>>212090540
Don't do any of the mud bath shit. They're a total scam

>>212090571
Even if they are in an area with big plots of land, people will complain to the local council for shit 'n' giggles.
The other anon was right in saying that they should rent/buy a warehouse instead of doing Nick's jewwy house flipping. Or at least use a new house and not letting it get doxxed in the first 5 weeks.

they should keep getting kicked out for the s4 edit

>>212090610
theres a million scenarios on why they havent. One is they could force them to sign an NDA to get paid.

>>212090678
sounds like a plan

>>212090571
they would still get swatted unfortunately

>>212090652
they were going to sell the s2 house that they were just in

I love ellie

Jet is not getting fired, even after fucking up 4th season in a row

>season is actually over

>>212090671
Yes, but this is old news. Happened before the first move.

>>212090615
imagine being so much of a faggot irl that you spend your time getting a mildly amusing internet show taken down for attention. glad hes getting butt fucked now

this season was pretty boring but what a turbo faggot this guy is for ruining something to check every now and then for fun

>>212090463
>They thought they cast a quirky smart weeb autist
>He's actually just a pathetic short-bus sped
He should've gotten mercy-killed during the candy challenge. He needs professional help, fishtank will only make his life irreparably worse.

>>212090701
he’s the faggot who swatted them, he’s not even a fan. just a depressed leftist who probably hated Sam Hyde

>>212090586
that nigga gave her herpes

>>212090586
so is it true she took ftm HRT in her early teens then stopped? cause that person on the right is half a dude

that jamal ginsberg motherfucker gay af

also that is the most unforgivable and unloveable part about summer, not the literal insanity but the nigger dick, and what a freakish nigger

>>212090463
Somebody like this should never be on the show again

>>212090571
remember HWNDU's later seasons?

>>212090615
it takes like two minutes to make a burner account on reddit btw

>>212090602
canada or midwest for sure
>>212090605
wish I had a claire to slurp with me an accidentally touch tongues on the dirty floor of my garage
>>212090643
yeah

>>212090615
imagine trying to destroy a show like fishtank while having such dogshit OPSEC
WTF are the boomers thinking

>>212090717
Sam can afford to hire an actual professional its insane to keep jet around

Jet has too much blackmail on Sam, he will never get fired.

>>212090712
which is why they were in the basement. They were probably theming house 1 or another if I was being fabulously optimistic

>>212090615
>i seen it

>>212090710
if they took literally any precautions (ie buying under another shell company, not showing pizza place logos) i don't see how that would happen

>>212090713
same

>>212090712
Nick Rochefort really thought he could make a profit in this market

they're not going to buy a house in the middle of nowhere because sam doesn't want to commute for over an hour each way for the three times a week when he shows up and jet wants to be able to order doordash

Plac told me he's already sending gay guys to the nigga who swatted the house

this has been posted before but this really is the final solution. imagine how cool it would be to have a little fishtank town in there. add new buildings between seasons. have teams living in different houses. the only problem would be the audio, but they should have gone the wireless microphone route ages ago.

The casesummer guy is 100% the swatter, apparently he lives a far enough distance away from the house that he had to have had prior knowledge to something happening. the gloating in the title makes it pretty obvious too

>>212090699
no. angiebros belong on /tv/

>we weren't transparent last season that was our bad we needed to be more honest and upfront about what's happening and way
>one day later
>turns cams off
>tweets 5 hours later they'll answer all questions tomorrow

what did they mean by this?

>>212090681
what the fuck was that dude talking about saying you drink it all and then pour more chocolate milk in the same glass? Would be more or less the same as the first one

Ben needs a better showrunner

>>212090322
it's like the hydra, 1 sin begets 2 more sins

>>212090757
kek real

>>212090701
i think and this is just a assumption, he called the cops on them they probably wasnt suppose to still be filming in the house hence they went down to the basement and he drove past whilst gloating about it took a photo and posted that shit to reddit r/fishtank and got doxxed now his life is ruined

lesson of today is dont piss off the internet

Pay me 10 dollars for 14 days worth of content, 70% of which was unwatchable

>>212090737
I don't think she ever took any of the pills

she just cut her hair

Ctrl f jay polson

Big if true

>>212090724
>not getting mad at the groomer sexpest
faggot

>>212090748
midwest is the best

>>212090463
>innd my fett
what did he mean by this

>>212090712
>>212090756
Is Nick Rochefort ashamed?
And if he was directly involved, is Nick Rochefort a fucking fraud?

>>212090769
EAR
OUT

>>212090756
I haven’t watched much Scuffed Realtor but he himself admits it’s extremely difficult to move cars/houses in the current market and the bubble will pop eventually. I don’t understand buying all this real estate

>>212090769
probably something unexpected. sucks regardless

>>212090788
Realistically, these are the redditor's parents.

>>212090612
Kawan and Tony were based

They got us son

Daniel is pedobaiting. He has the mind of an 8 year old

>>212090737
she never took hrt she just got a haircut and changed the pronouns in her tumblr bio. par for the course among online zoomer girls, doesn't mean anything other than she felt uncomfortable with her burgeoning womanhood which is natural

where did it go wrong?

>>212090782
people really think they're going to buy a house in like wyoming or something, it's insane

>>212090790
im here for entertainment. not moral fagging.. you fag. go hop on twitter if you want a hug box. I want to see retards get fucked with

>>212090753
i reddit.....any better?

>>212090805
?

They should spill the beans already so we can go on with our lives.

test

whos a bigger fraud, sam, nick or jet?

>>212090736
the amount of girls I've personally known who burned coal and ended up getting herpes as a direct consequence is more than one

>>212090657
...

>>212090805
why she speaking Chinese

>>212090796
Nick is in fact a fraud who is shit at flipping and jerks off to tranny porn, just like Charls is a genuine cuckold despite his epic based schizo persona.
Unfortunately even old MDE is tainted by the curse that is nuMDE

>>212090713
Sad news. Police opened fire for three continuous minutes on an individual claimed to be Eleanor Chang, known to the online community as nanoinfluencer "Watermellie". Reports say she was screaming that the pigs couldn't ship her back to socal and she wouldn't let them turn her into, and I quote, "a doctor and a hapacel breeding sow". Chang, who was reported to heavily armed, is missing presumed dead.

>>212090805
maybe some arbys would cheer her up :)

>>212090704
>>212090710
but could they get kicked for a disorderly house? say if they got a house in the middle of 50 acres of woods that they own

>>212090769
they're scrambling
cant even commit to a time

Realistically—outside of a spaceship how do they recover this season

what da hell is this bitch sayin

>>212090474
This is true, they’re maximizing profits with minimum effort. The result is a shitty product that only the sloppiest of pigs enjoy.

>>212090824
brown hands typed this

>>212090805
angie dropping trvkes

>>212090531
update: I have recovered almoat all the alcohol. gagged on the cig ash it was mixed with though

>>212090637
For me it's

>>212090816
with the cast. these people are fans but dont understand that being entertaining is the be all end all. theyre just boring

>>212090678
KAW

>>212090855
jc hacked her account using her CCP mind powers

>>212090805
trish/angie collab would be cute

hey guys uh
sam had a heart attack... we dont... we don't really know what to say or where to go from here.
it's dark... please pray for us

>>212090745
what is that acronym

>>212090812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4

>>212090816
not obtaining the proper permits for lodging and filming. the show has pissed off too many people for them to be the blase about things

>>212090854
there's quite literally nothing they can do besides another rv trip

>>212090849
Failure to comply would take them to jail

>>212090854
refund everyone their fucking money if they want redemption

>>212090463
>i can't think of anything fuck it i don't cawe

>>212090855
>Angie knows chinese
she's a smart girl

>>212090855
>speaking chinese
what a brat

new
>>212090874
>>212090874
>>212090874

>>212090866
beast mode

>>212090880
surprised to see this here. one of my favorites to drink to

>>212090854
They need to bring Richard back.

>>212090878
rip

>>212090612
I forgot how mean spirited S3 was after Alex left. The fact Binx lasted as long as she did is just grim

>>212090878
He has heart problems so be careful with that manifesting.

migrate
>>212089656

I hate tattoos and straight up vertical line eyebrows but I'd marry Trish in a second and wouldn't pull out for an eternity

>>212090855
I AM KICKING YOU OFF THE SHOW

>>212090878
his last words were a tweet about his upcoming supplement

>>212090870
to be fair, the most entertaining contestants usually get kicked first while the nontent people make it to the end only for the autistic person to win in the end.

>>212090849
They have terrible OPSEC.

>>212090878
Can you bring me my vape, and do you have any of the oxys me and ben gave you left??

You were saying they'd interfere with your transition hormones so I know you didn't take them all bring us 2 a piece

>>212090838
>Charls is a genuine cuckold
QRD?

>>212090176
they did it back in s2 as well with mr beast and s1 with dr disrespect. they use sam's "bad boy" status as a weapon and associate family friendly night.co talent with it to ideally cause an overreaction from said talent disavowing it, or just looking at it. all attention is good attention

>>212090480
pretty much, to sum it all up, essentially - this

>>212090948
youre pretty much spot on. wish it wasnt that way but it has been for 3 seasons now already.

>>212090969
His weird freak looking alien wife went on a vacation to europe for a month alone while he was on tour and the kids were in the care of their grandparents.

>>212090234
They deserve it? You mean after days of nontent?

>>212090794
it says smell my feet
He was supposed to draw porn

>>212090542
>I bet he utterly dominates weaker and more timid men
>*watches him manhandle Freddy like a dog*

jet please fuck me

>>212089840
Reddit fag isn't even a swatter. He's a smug Boomer whose girlfriend owns a house down the street.

>>212090855
why are we trusting this random retard with no way of checking what hes inspect elementing

>>212090412
He should've been on the RV

>wake up
>fishtank is cancelled
as much as I hate sam and jet and their stupid decisions, this season was still entertaining to me and it feels bad that it ends like this.
It must suck for everyone involved, including the fish.

>>212090813
TVKNK