Thread 212094601

Ellie is sexy edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Cops called to season 2 house, bunker larp OVER
-- Reddit user CaseSummer posted himself driving by the house and taunting the whole crew, then deleted his account, many believe he is the narc https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1938762036370157772
-- The leak https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751082393437337.mp4
-- Update tomorrow
-- Fish got their phones back
-- Ellie unprivated her IG, then privated again.

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Previous >>212089656

pedophile thread

Is this the Daniel Cooper Danjak someone was asking for last thread?

>>212094601 (OP)
Ellie is fake, she won't acknowledge us on /bant/, its over

what's the email address of the cop caller?

no more 17yo ellie type stuff

>>212094624
Thank you

just fix the show sam I'm not buying a $180 hoodie, thanks

Watermellie

>>212094567
>sam comes downstairs into the bunker saying that they're getting kicked out by the police again and to gather their stuff
>cameras all cut
>some redditor drives by the house and posts all the cast and crew outside along with cop cars by the road confirming it's not a bit
>hours pass with nothing except the crew posting two reaction images from mad men
>ellie's instagram is unprivated then quickly privated again, confirming the fish have been given their phones back and have access to social media

>>212094601 (OP)
JC mogs Ellie to oblivion

>>212094637
brooos posting 17 year ellie, not coool

weed. lol. its over bros.

Sexy Ellie is sexy

>>212094624
>someone
Her name is Claire.

It's honestly fascinating how quickly Rachel was forgotten, and how little of an impact she actually had on the show, meanwhile production acted like she was the main character

>>212094623
Based bill

no fucking bikini pics?
ELLIE FUCKING SUCKS

i for one HATE it when women are sexually attractive, ditzy, irresponsible, and vain
THAT SHOULD BE ME

>shuts down your nontent stream
>indirectly exposes your le based femcel grifter as a vapid whore
>saves the next 4 weeks of your life so (you) can be more productive
THEY SAVED YOU. THEY ARE YOUR SALVATION.

>>212094601 (OP)
she won the lottery by being born. imagine how much dick you could get if you looked like that

>>212094626
Ellie isn't fake, you just got played

i don't understand how the cops being called has shut the show down for good, when nothing illegal was happening.

>>212094623
silly billy

angewa….if youw out thewe….i wove you

>fish given their phones
>ellie is the only one stupid enough to tough her socials
>dan the man spared another elimination
>not an awful chance his crush is offered a freeloader spot to fill the void

>>212094651
don't forget jet's "questions answered tomorrow"

>>212094663
no one fucking cares

Im requesting a black/ghetto danjak please

oh noey ellie...

ellie is a princess

The final shot

>>212094670
>you guys will regret when rachels gone

Smoking a bowl with Ellie and making love after

>>212094685
everything about this show looks incredible illegal to an outside observer

>>212094685
does anyone remember how long the downtime was during the S1 swatting?
they also got their phones back while that was going on

>>212094651
that's funny lol
Based Callers Always Wins!
CAW

>>212094623
based cleej enjoyer

>>212094670
>production acted like she was the main character
that was the joke you autist

>>212094696
Nope, Ellie is safe, people are already coping about Ellie's fake persona and will hold her stoX

>>212094685
turns out cops don't like it when they have to show up to the same event because of the same people over and over
and the city especially doesn't like it when you are making a profit from said unlicensed event

>>212094719
>Ellie standing away from Letty and next to Direnc
Direnc W

They reap what they sow by not getting a warehouse, lazy wiggers

The voodoo/Cajun/witch lady day cursed the show forever. You don't play with that pagan shit, Sam is right.

>>212094725
a couple hours

That guy is fucked by the way. He should've known better than to fuck with 4chan related shit.

>>212094735
>that was the joke you autist
no that's not what i'm saying, see >>212094722

wait a minute; the hot 18 yo asian girl who namedrops ted kazinsky and gore and 4chan memes is just doing it to rule over a group of losers?? this couldn’t be me believe it

>>212094660
Yes.

>>212094725
a few hours max

>>212094670
that was the joke

>>212094709
wtf is this

i can't believe ellie is a STACY who likes SELFIES and BEING CUTE

>>212094725
no it wasn't that long, it only felt long because they gave them a break and they were back in the house within an hour with all but one cam turned on till the next day

Nobody is eliminated, the show is still going.

Every image of Abi or Claire post-bitchtank is deeply unsettling
Abi has a deranged mania in her eyes, and Claire looks completely lifeless like she's dissociating.
Jet Neptroon wil pay for his crimes

my phone just buzzed

post fav lsdirector shots

POST MORE ELLIE LEAKS PROVING SHE IS FAKE

>>212094774
nigga on sheesh??

>>212094660
Reminder ellie had the whole house turned inside out without any of them noticing and was nice about it. She was the only nonfaggot from s2 besides the and shinji

>>212094770
it was like 2-3 hours
they watched fight club in the living room iirc

>>212094772
its a demonic show bros!

>>212094766
oh the horrors

i just cant bear it

>>212094760
>TIGHT
>LITTLE
>BRAT
Angie won.

>>212094765
her dad is a pervert

>>212094755
listen, some of us like to dream, and it just so happens, that the dream ended 4 weeks too early :(

>>212094601 (OP)
>ellie listens to ghost mountain
do you think she's aware of the uncanny resemblance between young sam hyde and mr. mountain?

Fact Daniel will have the most lasting impact on future fishtank seasons. Danjaks will be used for awhile. No other fish was memeable

>people upset the teenage girl is doing teenage girls things and taking pictures that teenage girls take
Faggots

Does Ellie have a fan page outside of /tv/? Like where can I find a catalog of her images?

>>212094724
so jet's gay bunker apocalypse larp destroyed the show? nice.

>>212094748
the tantric sex lady from bitchtank permanently cursed fishtank because they didn't pay her and sam and jet sic'd the psychotic fishtank fans onto her business

>>212094670
The show immediately went to shit after she left

>>212094793
WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE A GUY ARGHDDJFJFK

>>212094626
i was really looking forward to the off season and the hope that she might post in /bant/ threads like betty did and maybe even adding her on discord. like maybe she is the type to talk to and add some of her more chill fans. or so i thought before i saw her insta :(. like i kept fantasizing about us getting close post-tank and being able to convince her to stay away from jet and production since she's so young and impressionable and they might take advantage. i wish today didn't happen it hurts a lot

>>212094685
cops in all 3 towns are sick of their shit already
plus to outsiders it looks like they're torturing people in a basement for money from viewers

>>212094772
show proof

Guaranteed the show is still going. They were probably let back into the s2 house, they're giving the contestants pizza and their phones to reset the vibes and make sure no one leaves.

>>212094680
NOT AGAIN!!!

>>212094806
/gif/

>>212094725
wasnt it over night and they gave them alcohol and pizza and it came back in the morning with jon passed out in laundry room

>>212094799
nigga you might have autism they look nothing alike

feel like you guys are forgetting that ellie herself said she wants to be a grifter

>>212094803
I'm mad as hell that she isn't a 4chan incel like mee

>>212094796
her dad is on r/gettingbigger kek

>>212094784
someone is also uploading all of it to gofile, stay tuned

>>212094709
Between this, the pump, and likely that she was honest about her mother - methhead and stole her money - I almost feel sorry for her.

>>212094815
goddamn she sucks

>>212094802
>future fishtank seasons

I will simply buy Ellie a $50 chicken plush

phase 1 of 3. he's powering up. May god have mercy of us all.

>>212094790
fight club was after the simmons elim, the vibe repair night with the pizza and beer party where they turned off the downstairs cameras

>>212094799
WHO FUCKING CARES NIGGER DAMN

>>212094799
he lowk looks like charles if anything

>>212094709
her dad has multiple families and is absent in her life. at least she has money

>>212094806
reddit.com/r/lenard

>no more direnc
feeling like shit brehs

>>212094829
are you autistic, she said that in a jokingly manner

>>212094826
I dawnt dwink tap watah

but she’s so based.. she knew all my memes.. she gets me..

>>212094742
It's hilarious how as soon as Steve showed up, Letty faded to obscurity, and none of the fish are falling for her schtick anymore.

>>212094840
They're contractually obligated to the investors to pump out 10 seasons of this shit

>>212094799
stfu troonleaks you brown queer

We will never have a true tank season until the warehouse option is done and no cops show up and no dox happens. We have never been given the true tank experience there is always some bullshit where people are forced outside

>>212094823
big if true

>>212094825
>>212094835
Thanks I'll be on the lookout for that Ellie GoFile or MEGA.

>>212094848
he should really be trying to capture the evangelion vibe again it was cooler

ellie cats

I gotta go to bed soon I'll make sure I'm not doxing my own IG in any of the clips then I'll upload either soon or tomorrow

>>212094840
Fine they'll be regulated to pol megathreads when something is happening

>>212094685
>police enter basement
>there's fallout style homemade weapons
>buckets of shit and piss
>a drunk guy with a hitler mustache
>an asian girl who has the voice of a 12 year old
>2 literal retards
>an australian who looks like a caveman
>they're all filthy and in tattered clothes
>empty spam cans and twin mattresses on the floor
>like 5 different cameras
>production crew all look like homeless meth addicts

The body cam footage of this is going to be legendary

>>212094826
no that was after simmons was eliminated

>>212094848
oh i cant read
its late

What exactly is Ellie lying about? How does taking Instagram pics change anything about her? You freaks have made up a little Asian bitch in your mind that doesn't exist.

>>212094863
It's funny up until it ain't

>>212094819
ok nigga I wasn't thinking that deeply, I just like having female fish there to make fun of. shout out cleh and shadi

I’ve been saying this months, so fucking true

>>212094817
how could she lie like this to us bros? abloo abloo abloo

Ellie isnt interesting so she won't have staying power. And shes not quirky enough to even get to Josie level

>>212094856

We gotta find her twitter/IG and support the queen

>>212094823
Freddy drank a full glass of vodka and is behaving normally.

>>212094853
>reddit.com/r/lenard
...

Given the house reuse is the problem here, and nick’s failure to flip them caused the house reuse. Can we officially say that Nick Rochefort destroyed Fishtank?

at least extreme peace ep 2 was kino

>>212094895
she needs to be gekins on my cock

>>212094886
yeah i heard you the first time

>>212094895
How does she talk so good?

>>212094902
she said she doesn't care about a following after the show. honestly respect.

>>212094891
>You freaks have made up a little Asian bitch in your mind that doesn't exist.
Yeah, they had to - she literally did nothing all season and has no personality lol

>>212094897
we were going to PAINT GUNDAMS together and DISCUSS ECONOMICS

>>212094884
keep browsing tonight. If there's anything juicy, she's going to delete it.

>>212094826
That was after Simmons got kicked. They were all so devastated Jet had to throw an off cams pizza party to stop everyone from leaving. Mauro left immediately

>>212094827
i do

>>212094823
If they were swatted I see no reason why they couldn’t be able to stay in the house

ok, so did the psychic predict any of this?

>>212094847
the best thing would be for the wiggers to tell him he's not allowed back until he breaks with the hog

>>212094891
lying about nothing. she actually seems even more based. people are mad there's a few selfies where she's hot, that's it lol.

lol remember when they turned the stream off the entire day and let them have a party just because a contestant got eliminated. They acted like he was a child rapist or something whole time he was more innocent than sam. And when people rightfully complained that it defeats the point of the show, Neptroon said fuck off.

God I really hated everything about S1

Ive already forgotten what the fish look like

>>212094912
no it wasn’t

>>212094871
the way people always pretend letty is some sort of mastermind is hilarious. it was the same thing with ice poseidon when she started sucking up to his crew and how she was gonna destroy them from the inside then fast-forward a couple weeks later she's sucking on chicken andy's dick

>>212094853
>>212094910
i made 90% of these lol

guys squid game season 3 just came out.... in time with fishtank s4 going down..... coincidence? or viral marketing campaign?

>>212094928
>Gundams
Klaus Coded

>>212094924
jin said he was only going to do one stream and he couldnt help himself. no one can help themselves.

Hi 07 Fuck A

>>212094912
Extreme piss was a flop and even Sam knows it which is he he told Chris to shill t shirts on his insta while cops were trying to figure out if ellie was 18 or not.

>>212094946
this next challenge is the tie aryeh up and wax his entire body challenge

>>212094601 (OP)
>that guy who joeyy hates is le bad
is everything about this woman (child)'s personality designed for production?

he's right y'know

>>212094891
Keep in mind who you are talking to. The parasocial spergs take any signs of life as a personal betrayal. She is either a stinky fujo shut-in (just like them frfr) or a whore with a blown out pussy.

Ellie is basically just gook Tayleigh and the same "people" are simping for her

>>212094709
>>212094796
Is Ellie's dad alive? I kind of suspect that he died recently, and her mother either died or is estranged.

>>212094922
Tight little filipina orders Chinese food in Mandarin, STUNS WHOLE RESTAURANT (MUST WATCH)

>>212094953
there was a season 2?

>>212094930
i've got it all d/w

she's funny

>>212094945
How could you possibly forget Stanley?

>>212094942
>howy cwap she pways bawatwo she so based

>>212094959
it's probably insanely boring trying to go back to neet life after being in the tank

>>212094954
he's saying that because daniel stox are low, not because he knows anything.

>>212094933
cops could've shut their whole production down easily

>>212094942
yes. berry based reciting all the internet memes. any sane person appreciated she wasn’t ugly but knew her entire edgy personality was not real

>>212094976
stopped reading after
>sam and jet are legitimately good people

>>212094982
yea this is technically season 2 part 2 but season 2 came out like 8 months ago or something

>>212094931
The hog literally puking because of that one pic of Simmon’s niece wearing comically over sized pants pissed me off so fucking bad. Theatrics over nothing.

>>212094976
>Sam and Jet are legitimately good people

nice to see Ellie is just as unfunny off the show as she is on

>>212094724
it looks like people filming something for entertainment

>>212094928
its literally over :'(

>>212094926
Exactly. Her boring Instagram matches her boring personality on camera. She's essentially a teenage girl redditor NPC.

>>212094884
>She's a cat girl
It's actually over.

>>212094942
balatro is based i take back what i said about her

>>212094976
Sam and Jet only have themselves to blame. They half-assed everything with no planning and now it blew up in their faces.

>>212094999
i dont care about the girl but the little monkeys in the corner make me smile :)

im no angie simp by any means but in hindsight she kind of won by getting out before it all went to liquid shit. she will be better off for it

>>212094772
Claire looks either awkwardly ugly, cute or kind of hot. Abi looks demonic.

>>212094670
rachel was probably act1 and ended when she left if were being real

>>212094990
yeah
>tfw you forgot your airpods

>>212094891
thirst trapping like a normie. but shes fucking gorgeous so I dont know why she wouldnt, I would

>>212094996
but why? streamers get swatted all the time it’s common place now. season 2 house is in rhode island too so no disorderly house shit.

>>212094922
When Angelica came to Michigan I introduce my family and friends when she came sitting in the Washington DC but sitting around the airport with her and him he asked if your mom know about and she didn't and called that, she then took a pic with to her mom and then she wwnr to the bathroom and took pictures

>>212095016
do you want her to fuck dogs or something?

>>212094969
she might just not like sematary cuz he's a faggot

>>212094976
redditors are so fucking stupid it hurts

EllieFags need to send all this shit to her father to let him know what his whore of a daughter jumped into. Sam and Jet deserve a blowout from that too

>>212095025
Girls never showed tummy when I was in school

what the hell is this show about now did they realise sexy asian hoes is all people wanted yo see after Josie

How many asian girls did they put in this season?

>>212094969
I was a huge Sematary fan back in 2020-21 but he really is completely washed at this point and should have kept his hands off the Ghost Mountain album. Which isn't to say that Joeyy isn't also washed

it's a bad day for autists

>>212094956
Klaus avatarposting as if anybody cares about his presence

>>212095025
kill yourself faggot

>>212095021
The same thing happened to Mizzy. She was able to capitalize on Season 3 still being relevant.

>heres your heckin based 4channer waifu guys
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751091454302272.mp4

>>212094999
>Jasper
>Jaipur
>Jasper
What did it mean by this?

>>212095016
she should be a crow girl instead

>>212095053
it's a bad day for guys who have literally never met a woman before

>>212095049
>josie
>jc
>trish
>ck
>ellie
>angelina

enough.

dangerous caleb updates?

>>212094960
my perfect retarded hapa wife

>>212094724
have the cops considered watching the show first to come to the conclusion?
everyone has phones

All her stories

freddy is genuinely one of the best fish of all time and im sad if the season is over because we lose 4 weeks of prime freddy forever

>>212094959
where did he stream? i thought he only did like 2 interviews

>>212095078
buttfucked in jail

>>212095068
definitely an asexual virgin btw

>>212094980
Her mother is homeless

I WANT MY FUCKING TV SHOW BACK NOW. NOT IN 5 MINUTES. NOT AFTER BREAKFAST. RIGHT NOW.

>>212094976
I feel bad for Sam because he liked my posts a couple times on twitter

I don't feel bad for Jet because he has me blocked on twitter

>>212095065
Only thing is Angie is kind of retarded, she hasn't set up streaming except for twitch (which got banned) and all her social media @'s are different and she doesn't even link them in her linktree

>>212095047
send what? The show was only on for 2 weeks. We didn't even get edgy challenges.

>>212095058
u sound moogled

>>212095077
it started with Josie, the totally Japanese native American, no idea who the rest are

>>212094978
Been saying this

>>212095089
yeah that’s easily the worst part

>>212095097
naw

>>212095084
Hey Frank, aren't you glad the shows over so you dont get mogged by a crackhead bogan

>>212094869
it's feels weird to say, but if there was a girl that really felt like my soul mate, it was ellie. i have fantasized every night about the two of us cuddling and watching fishtank or looking at memes and just idk giggling and enjoying each other's company. and i would want to be respectful and wait until she's at least 19 to do anything more than cuddle/hold hands/maybe kiss but not make out or anything (i am 34 years old, so 18 feels a little weird to me).

>>212095089
i need more freddy and direnc

>>212094943
remember when jet had to run out and buy a nightlight for sylvia while sam screamed saying that letter people call her fat over TTS would be like letting them yell nigger and they love lolicon
remember when someone bought the "swap fridge/freezer" fishtoy and they all watched the shark do it in silence for 5 minutes before vance put everything back
remember pretending the "orbs" in the garage were funny and entertaining

>>212095087
Post the link please

>>212094772
Clabi will heal. The light will shine again in their eyes. Trust
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750383432563820.webm

>>212095097
?

So was it confirmed whether she was 17 or 18?

>>212095059
stay mad, loser

its just like factorio, arya

>>212095097
If this happens gonna be praying someone rams that shit off the road while I’m not watching

>>212095102
what is that line from my brain deleted it

I still think her and Dirench simping for production is way worse than anything they could post on Instagram. Literally no different from Jin and even more creepy because he was just doing a bit. Like the fact they came on a competitive reality show specifically because they have a crush on the wiggers and want one of them to take them in and change their life is genuinely pretty creepy

>>212094976
>Sam and Jet are good people
>they do their best
>when it comes to money
>good life advice

>>212095058
it’s so pathetic.

>>212095102
nah u trippin blud. onna dead homies bruh chill cuz.

>>212095136
factorio is great, filtered

>>212094942
>she actually seems even more based
How are you still falling for it?
Are you brain damaged?

>>212095109
i knew fishtank would blow up as soon as i saw josie in the trailer
i also assumed she was asian

>>212095097
he’s trolling, he’s at his house and streamed today

>>212095117
i want you to call up a family member and read this out to them.

>>212095117
Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.......

alex b will not be on s4

>>212095132
there's nothing wrong with posting guppies

umm guys
in one of her stories theres a black guy holding her with heart emojis
is it over for us?

>>212095049
It's been about Jets love quest since the day he casted josie

>>212095119
>remember when someone bought the "swap fridge/freezer" fishtoy and they all watched the shark do it in silence for 5 minutes before vance put everything back
lmao this was a good one. Jet is a genuis

>>212095065
mizzy came back and basically begged sam to fuck her though

>>212095132
>calling other people losers while you collect some teenager's IG reels and fantasize about being her boyfriend
lol

>>212095139
a movie

>>212095132
yea I’ve already imagined those lips on my dick

>>212095128
100% 18

week 1 was such a fuckin blur by now that i am rewatchin recaps
miss that fat hog

>>212095160
Post the photo

AA tank where Direnc tries to take Freddy, Claire and TJ through the 12 steps.

>>212095128
Doug Walker confirmed she's 18 and 12 week old

>>212095172
please, she didn't have to beg

i have been in these threads since i woke up just farding all day like no need to poop just farding every few minutes and it STINKs i mean WOW

life is angie

>>212095155
>18 is creepy but 19 is ok
you niggers' logic is so distorted

>>212095155
fallacious appeal to grandma

>>212094942
keep saying that anon maybe she will let you in her panties

>>212094796
Just a middle aged Asian guy trying to get a date using 2010’s google search results.

>>212095087

Great but how do I access this???

>>212094674
sauce

this was decades ago

I hate swuts

>>212095155
lmao

>>212094680
AHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND WHO SMOKES WEED AND LISTENS TO MACHINE GIRL

GOD
DAMNIIIIT

>>212095132
elliefags really expect me to believe she's 18 in this picture?

>>212095117
Gayfaggot

i wuv swuts

>>212094796
the absolute state of asian-american men

>>212095186
That would be kino but Teej only drinks socially now

>>212095211
we got king kong in the trunk

>>212095098
>he believes anything that ellie said
ngmi

>>212095187

I could ask Doug to film a video for me wishing me happy 25th birthday

It doesn't mean its real

>>212095103
Same! That serbian fuck never liked any of my tweets

>>212095117
This is every Ellie simp itt btw. They’re all 30+ and all freaks like this. You cocksucking faggots are a plague and this is why IP2 always wins

>>212095117
you'll find someone eventually, but it wont be through a livestream, basically ever, and thats that. just accept that, and improve your life, you can do it anon

>>212095214
seth quit his job to be on this season btw

>>212095197
i said nothing about that? got something on your mind pal?

burt just called alex a dipshit :(

Ellie has a lot to answer for when fishtank comes back tomorrow... who is this woman?

Ellie goon folder just hit 2gb

>>212095234
Her feet are size 7 btw according to Throne

>>212095117
>wait until she's at least 19

i fucking died

Aside from the camgirl stuff, did Direnc ever have any socials?

>>212095254
He made like 8 dollars an hour so hes ahead

>>212094663
>>212094705
>UMMM SHE SMOKES WEED SO WHAT? ARE YOU AUTISTIC? WEED IS NO BIG DEAL

>YOU SICK FUCK THAT'S AN 18 YEAR OLD CHILD, HER BRAIN IS STILL DEVELOPING!

why is /ftl/ full of people that say stuff like "uh you're weird bro" now
did season 3 cause this or are all zoomers just boring prudes

>>212095248
IP2?

angie joi

>>212094912
nah, it was just mediocre
really hit or miss so far
the 30 min episodes feel too long
I hope it gets better

>>212095225
you can just be white and cool like klaus

>>212094796
>mom is a homeless methhead
>dad is an asianmasculinity jelqer
she never had a chance

can you post my bogan crackwhore sweetheart?

There's nothing in the ig leaks that prove Ellie isn't an innocent pure girl. Why is there so much doomposting about her?

>>212095181
Zoomers don't use question marks because google search autocomplete doesn't have them.

>>212095211
praying there is still a chance s4 survives and he comes on ...

so many guys here want their gf to be “based” like ellie is.. huge mistake..

>phase three o7 motha fuckas...later
what did monkey king mean by this

>>212095248
ip2 is literally dead, kick killed it

>>212094680
Damn Ellie goes to Mira Mesa high school. I used to go to there lmao

>>212095273
the consequences of season 3 and moralfagging

>>212095261
awwwww

>>212095025
the thought of people pulling out they phones to do this and put a stupid caption on what picture they think is good after taking like 20 of them is really cringey

and the fact that bitches do this into their 30s is also damning

only thing I saw close to some hamster shit was a pic of a dead bird

>>212095273
zoomers got oneshotted by metoo
not discussed enough, they were traumatized, especially the guys

>>212095106
Now post Daniel ripping up the magic bucks

>>212095254
He was a cashier or something
It's not like he left a high-skill career job

i think a 34 year old dating an 18 year old is weird

>>212094990
bawatwo is fucking killing me dude goddamn

>>212095293
yea if you're gf wants to be a grifter that's no bueno

>best fish to grace the tank
>season ends early
I’ll miss fredtler so much

>>212095259
alex is enjoying life in hawaii meanwhile burt shits himself on stream pandering to 150 of the gayest fishtank fans all the while thirsting over samuel whitcomb hyde's punctured poophole

>>212095117
nothing on the ccc is as bad as the shit people type out for josie, tayleigh or ellie.

>>212095260
Her social media is her fake self. She posts those pictures because she thinks she looks cute, and that's really all there is to it. She's not a normie at all.

scarlett johansson was 17 in lost in translation and the opening to the film is just her ass

>>212095295
hes probably on blood games which is a nice consolation prize

>>212095260
you mean the vain and vapid girl who was obsessed with the mirror and would get fully clothed/put on makeup at 3:00am after showering when no one else was awake and she just needed to grab something from the laundry?

>>212095028
cops can just enforce bullshit policies and threaten to keep annoying people
>.t copfag

>>212095273
I think the fan base has become more Reddit as the show has become more popular. Zoomies are pretty brain-dead as well though.

Any updates?

>>212095254
fucking grim
>>212095258
did you even read what you posted?

>>212095314
it's creepy
it gives me the ick
it makes me feel unsafe
i'm a guy btw

Guys, The FBI just called me and confirmed that Ellie is 17. Show's over.

>>212095314
pic unrelated?

>>212095260
How dare that BITCH WHORE look at a camera like that. My innocent pretty little tight asian pussy. I can't believe she did something so vile

>>212095320
hope he comes back for something....somewhere....

>>212095306
!

>>212095289
she’s almost a perfect encapsulation of fake internet based.. she knows some references and memes to put in her toolbox, but that’s just it, they are tools and she isn’t about it

>>212095273
S3 fags are normies and it shows

>>212094601 (OP)
I miss the old Ellie, straight from the Go Ellie
I hate the new Ellie, the grifting dudes Ellie

>>212095087
upload it faggot

>>212095025
this was her first day of junior year of high school btw

>>212094976
Fuck Jet and Sam. I feel bad for the fish who wasted all that time and getting fucked over because of Jet's ineptitude

>>212095289
fags being fags

>>212095330
Based love that movie

>>212095363

So is she actually 18 based on the date or is she actually 17

shivew me timbews a fat pig has a pwobwem wiff me, eat shit coppew

>>212095273
It’s the millennial normalfags

>>212095327
This!
Stop believing your eyes
She took the time to lip sync and pull off these goofy faces like shes been practicing for hours because shes just faking it guys

>>212095375
Why do you care so much?

>>212095375
17 in that vid, turned 18 in april

are you posting ellie guppies?
Stop.

I don't get why she would make her IG public if fishtank is NOT over?

You guys simping over ellie are scaring the hoes. Take a hard look at your own behaivor if you're having trouble with women irl

>>212095385
she's a girl, anon, i don't know what to tell you
i mean, is this news to you?

>>212095393
>turned 18 in april
any actual proof or we jsut listening to doug walker again?

I find the Fishtank threads shallow and pedantic.

>>212095320
Freddy is carried hard by being drunk. He spends half the day asking people what they had for lunch before becoming alive after a few beers.
But the Monkey mothafuckin King is always online and on top
OO OO OO AA AA AA

>>212095397
To get more followers

i am starting to remember why i stopped watching s1
you guys are all immense fags

>>212095397
How long was it public for?

>>212095406
i trust doug

>>212095382
>millennial
Yeah, it's the people who lived though the real internet, not the new faggot zoom zooms

>>212095375
unclear
it's not like nostalgia critic has a copy of her birth certificate or anything
that could have been a lie too

>>212095422
idk, I missed it

alex b is coked out in honolulu

>>212095413
freddy is unintentionally funny all the time hes a top tier fish

you people realize just because she's 18 now doesn't excuse the fact that you're posting pictures and videos of her when she wasn't 18.

>>212095342
They went online for a moment and then went offline. Jet said there would be an RV trip in a leaked video (check OP). Fishtank twitter said they are going live tomorrow for a Q&A. Ricky, who is a known liar, posted a picture of an RV.

So maybe they all got their phones back for a few minutes and will start an RV trip tomorrow?

fishtank is cancelled

>>212095422
like 4 minutes

>>212095397
>have a mid brown bestie to make you look even cuter by contrast
Women are ruthless

>>212095397
NOOOOOO MY HECKIN TRAD WAIFU USED TO HAVE A NOSE RING????
I THOUGHT SHE WAS BASED LIKE ME

>>212095382
sam hyde is a millennial

>>212095289
Don't need instagram to tell she's been a total fraud since day 1 of the show. Instagram just confirms it.
As the other anon said though, it's to be expected when she's been put through the child actor/model route so that her mother could buy crack.

>>212094973
>>212095180
>>212095377
Back to the sharty, faggot.

>>212095346
I'm phoneposting and off my computer rn
So pretend I attached a gif of Doug Walker pointing his gun at you

>>212095421
not me i'm a good person and i post good things that are conducive to positive discussion

>>212095436
Haha hell yeah bro

>>212095426
you sure it wasn't melvin pretending to be doug?

>>212095404
I know you’re an out of touch 30 year old but not all girls post shit like that. Simp faggot

>>212095439
it surely doesn't excuse it, which is alright because i wasn't looking for an excuse

is this doug walker and picrel the same guy??

>>212095398
i was in a relationship for 5 years, broke up, and havnt gone on a date in 3 years and im now anxious around women ive forgotten how to interact with them and I scare them off now i used to get so many matches in college and had so much more luck but im just a freak now

>>212095406
no proof

man i have been ironically ellie simp posting to keep my self occupied this season, and ill admit its easy to get carried away with it. but goddamn this thread is grim.

cyborg dan from when ben was showing his DC undies

>>212095293
I just want a gf. Anyone will do.

>>212095447
it confirms that she's a silly girl
girls are silly and like to be cute and dress up in pretty costumes
like, for real, it's trooncoded to be mad about this

>>212095441
i hear the rest of the season will take place at Movie House

>>212095461
Yes

>remember the funny rachel parts
>forget about this type of bullshit
nevermind good riddance

>>212095461
thats the angryvideogamenerd

fishtank i ain't never heard of that shit, i ain't gonna fuck with that.

i've been awake every day for my entire life

>>212095461
yea that's the nostalgia critic
he remembers it so you don't have to

>>212095446
How old is Sam? I feel old at 33 but I always felt he was like 10 years older than me and he looks like dogshitto

>>212095441
>>212095483
On Cinema mogs fishtank ngl

>>212095480
I’ll take someone milquetoast over an online chameleon wearing a based skinsuit

>>212095306
Yeah bro, she's totally gonna post her torturing and killing a hamster on her instagram.

>>212095397
so she could lurk here and see our reaction. she started deleting the septum piercing pics afterwards

>>212095498
he's 40

>>212095479
excellent

>>212095068
Virginity rocks dude

>>212095495
source?

Did Ellie play any sports in high school?

>>212095293
i had that for a time, even if they are pretending or just absorbing stuff through osmosis from the people they are around, its still more fun than a normie girl.

>>212095462
Sorry to hear that anon, dryspells are normal. You'll be back in the game when the time comes. Don't tell me you walled super hard with drinking and drugs or something. Also, the fact that you had a relationship for 5 years is impressive, a lot of people can not manage that for better or worse.

>>212095498
like 40
Jet is almost 30 now
Klaus is 23

>>212095498
born 1985 or 1986 which makes him an elder millennial
he would have used 4chan back in the day

>>212095481
Agreed. Girls will be girls, and troons will forever be heated by this because they didn't get to experience it themselves.

>>212095528
>did
You mean does

>>212095410
Novelty fully wore off and now the only people watching are midwit retards myself included

>>212095498
i think he's 40 or turning 40 this year. he's aged a ton in the past few years.

Hasan won

>>212094823
>>212094933
Probably true but no idea if the town passed something to shut them down, they weren't happy about the show during S2. I think the house wasn't ready yet, it sounded like they were working on it still, heard noises coming from upstairs the whole day. Could be they're just going to wait until it's ready sometime tomorrow and restart the stream then

>>212095498
it was the other way round for me i always assumed the mde guys were younger than me. Then i found out they are a bit older

Holy shit i just rewatched Cole's Gods going to cut you down video he ends it with a SpongeBob picture. He knew the season was cursed before it began

>>212095499
imagine if fake lashes and make up was illegal and women wouldn't have to ruin themselves or alter their appearances like this and pretend they are someone prettier than they actually are

>>212095492
common mistake, that's actually the nostalgia critic. real name, james rolfe

seth just tweeted, confirming they got their phones back

>>212095327
>Her fake self.
So is her Fishtank persona. Literally the only time her real self has been displayed publicly (probably since pre-adolescence) was when Steve showed up.

>>212095521
danjaks kept me going this season

>>212095503
The oscar specials are so good. As much as I like fishtank, tim just mogs sam with the skits and production.

>>212095557
what's his twitter? it doesn't show on the wiki

>>212095498
April 16th, 1985.
Interestingly enough, Hitler's birthday is just four days later.

anybody excited for the new rimworld dlc

>>212095473
its just funny to see the ellie simps cope by saying shew was only normie posting to appear less weird to her friends
but the real her was the one we saw on the show
lmao

>>212095461
BUILD THAT WALL

Lettyvision live on kick

>>212095580
@tonysimprano

>>212095583
ik jet is

>>212095557
>sam bought them all a ticket to 28 years later
WAHAWAHOOHWAAAAA THE HECK HOUSE!

>>212095583
yeah i remember you posting this weeks ago too :)

>>212095028
look at the basement stream from an outside perspective. this isn't some random livestream of a guy playing cod who gets the swat team sent to his door. it's a bunch of people in a dingy basement eating MREs, pissing into a bucket beating and tying eachother up

>>212094601 (OP)
ummm is the season over?

>>212095481
>>212095540
>stop exposing the nontent internet girl I’m simping for as an artificial whore
>y-you’re a troon if you do!
so lazy. just fuck off and blow your brains out disingenuous faggots, You simps are a cancer to fishtank.

>>212095583
nah the games too expensive with all those fuckin dlcs

>>212095557
Who? Are you imagining people again, anon?

>>212095359
>All my friends call me Lenard. No one calls me Ellie.

>>212095599
okay but a little less sped please.

>>212095604
i will post it next week too fucko

>>212095557
The people replying to this post don't get the joke

this is such an absurd thing to say

>>212095337
This desu

>>212095583
games like rimworld and factorio I will never buy because they never slash prices for sales, and I care about their updates

>>212095609
No. Trust the plan. Them getting their phones back (briefly) means nothing.

>>212095557
Seth really is a good actor

do you think Sam could host fishtank in japan? haha how crazy would that be in a Japanese apartment.
He'd probably get executed though

>>212095609
Ellie had her phone, there's an official update coming tomorrow, that's all we know.
I don't think it's over and all the fish are still there

>>212095557
>two most nontent fish can't keep off socials

Double elimination please

just an FYI if you say "lettyvision is live on kick" i'm gonna check so if you wanna prank me then feel free (space it out though or else i'll get wise to it)

>>212095629
It's a pretty reasonable statement

>No more kino late night drunk tank of Freddy being a retard and Daniel threatening to fight Jet while rubber johnny lays on the living room floor
We didn't know how good we had it.

>>212095615
simping is fishtank and always has been

>>212095629
yeah its very weird. why would they have to wait so long to say "its over" or "its not over"

>>212095629
nah it’s just what you say when the show is over but you wanna delay the charge backs till the morning so then you have time to refute them

>>212095609
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751082393437337.mp4
RV soon.

>>212095498
sam is 40

>>212095422
a couple minutes

>>212095629
After the transparency statement it is yeah

Fishtank is a great idea with some of the worst execution in human history

>>212095638
Kino but would never work, Japs would be 10 times worse with the noise complaints and police shit. This shit will only work if they rent some isolated house or something.

>>212095615
Simpable mids are and will remain a core part of the Fishtank experience

>>212095643
thanks for the headsup i'm gonna post it in ~3 minutes

>>212095661
ew not the rv, wtf lol

>>212095596
She got cucked by chicken Andy again
He's back with Adriana

>>212095663
now this i can get into

>>212095629
I think it gives them time to figure out whether they have to cancel the show. They're in scramble mode right now and are exhausted.

>they still have the walabingbang toy in the house
hahaha

>>212095670
>great idea
they didn’t even come up with the idea

>>212095661
S3 fags wanted this btw

>>212095629
>questions answered tomorrow
is the show over or not nigger what the fuck

seth just tweeted for real https://x.com/octaviusthunder/status/1938862936107409867

>>212095615
It makes no sense to see her IG posts and think that's it's anything but Ellie.
I'm not calling you autistic, but it is exceedingly common among people on the spectrum to be unable to understand this, hence they start using terms like "fake" without actually understanding them. As far as I'm concerned, Ellie has just been herself throughout the entirety of the show. If you're too dumb to realize when a teenage girl is playing you, what hope do you actually have?

>>212095670
The most incredible part is just the inability to learn from past mistakes. I can understand fucking up a lot on the first couple attempts but they just keep doing the same things wrong again and again with seemingly no self-awareness.

>>212095673
they could do it in a remote cabin in Japan and shoot it like a japanese found footage horror film

>>212095385
Retard, she did it in one take. Want to know how easy it is to make a video like that?
https://www.tiktok.com/@iamsambearfoot/video/7244255313791061274

Every girl her age posts vids like that

>>212095187
someone pay doug to say "Happy 17th birthday, Ellie, and good luck on that reality show!"

>>212095689
I don't care. The point is the problem is Jet, most of production, and Sam not giving a fuck. Sam needs to bail on hosting because his heart is clearly not in it and get someone else to run the show.

>>212095709
Jet if you're in this thread, hire this man.

BAM HERE. After my herniated asshole left me paralyzed with my hose unsucked. I’ve decided to open up the Barn next to Castle Bam for Jet’s show. Let’s see more piss on them lil No-Homesteaders before I crap myself.

sistertank

Even if Ellie is 18 can we at least still charge Jet with some kind of crime to put him in jail as payback for being so bad at his job?

>>212095609
yes, mad men-inspired larp spinoff in the rv starts monday. direnc and ellie have dropped but the rest of the cast is staying

she's so pretty...

>>212095701
You are such a passive aggressive little faggot
>I’m not calling you autistic but…
No, you’re not gaslighting me. Also the end of your post makes sense. If it’s really her personality, then how is she “playing” me? Ellie is a nontent whore and she will never have sex with you, may as well kill yourself now since you’re this much of a simp

They need to stop filming in retarded place like New England, which makes filming their kind of show near impossible. I get that Sam wants to put in a half-assed job and still be able to visit his two girlfriends, but he just needs to man up and film in Texas or some shit.

get ready for more tears motha fucka cus you aint gonna like whats coming

>>212095744
photo taken in a high school classroom btw

>>212095744
Fishtank is right

>>212095670
its not even a novel idea, its nasubi+big brother

>>212095720
i think jan could do it if he was willing to show his face on camera, he has the charisma and improvisational talent to be a host. he doesn't have sam's intimidating presence but then again neither does sam these days.

>>212095734
Needs Dallas

>>212095740
I feel bad for the wiggers when people like you are the fanbase.

>>212095673
The house is easy, you can get very rural isolated home for very cheap. But the issue would be contestants. Any drug charges, no matter how far back is an automatic denial. Considering the applicant pool, you're removing a lot of potential fishes

>>212095744
she looks nothing like she does in the tank, what's up with that

>>212095743
Fuck it we ball

>>212095751
why are you so assblasted over this? lol

>>212095661
Wasn't the RV trip for season 3 only like 3 days long? How the fuck do they plan on doing 4 more weeks with most of the contestants still there? They must be intending on ending it early.

Why did Jimmy send that message about elimination cock-lips?

>>212095778
New

>>212095709
TJ and 10 Japanese women, unlimited booze, 1 month dare i say kino

>>212095772
It's not her. So many fucking idiots convinced they have the right ig.. Ellie didn't get her phone back, and the show is still on.

>>212095747
is she posting OF content yet?

>>212095772
she looks different in every pic/clip I see of her. typical gook

>>212095743

Source???

>>212095720
Nobody else has the presence that Sam has. They should just call it quits.

>>212095804
he hates japs

>>212095661
Who leaked this?

>>212095770
They put in minimal effort, scam people, and make the same mistakes season after season. If they didn't take peoples' money then they would be free to do whatever dumb shit they want, but they just beg for money then do the minimal amount of work possible with no planning.

>>212095740
he has definitely made some dogshit decisions based off ellie alone ill tell ya that

>>212095772
Make-up and focal length.

tfw she will never thirst after you
I might just kms after this season bros

>>212095805

Noided is her IG. She said so herself on the show idiot.

>>212095823
posted by an @Maejok name fag, said we deserved an update

>>212095821
That makes it even funnier

dont have the video on this PC but there was a hydewars with a sam quote i think applies here.
"if you want a girl whos based, if you want a girl whos down with your cause, what you really want is a man. you want to date a man with aspergers"

>>212095810
his ass

>>212095840
Cringe post on her part and your part, her excuse is that she is ay least a teenage girl.

>>212095615
she's a girl and you will have to come to terms with what girls are like if you ever want to have sex with them, zoomzoom

here's your spacetank bro

>>212095874
the BLM white women episode

>>212095751
Calm down, man. I'm just pointing out that your weird hate-boner for a teenage girl isn't all that it's cracked up to be. If you aren't autistic, that's totally fine. My point is that you seem to be unable to grasp that a teenage girl will do teenage things, just like all of her peers. How old are you? Don't you remember what it was like to grow up?

>>212095751
weird how all zoomer girls are whores but zoomer boys can't fuck them

Anybody here got Drench's IG/Twitter???

>>212095778
>>212095778
>>212095778

>>212095661
A real leak?

>>212096002
https://www.camshowrecordings.com/model/hazelnutt

>>212095744
>>212095745
Can you scrape her whole stories?

>>212095397
Hahahaha she specifically stated she didn't have a septum piercing in her audition video

>>212095924
nigga made me think logically for 2 seconds going to jerk off to make up for this

>>212096036
HER INSTAGRAM/TWITTER

NOT FAP MATERIAL

>>212096041

Somebody did. We are waiting on the Gofile/MEGA

>>212095559
idk she's used to being around creepy older men with her mom, she was acting around steve lol

we've been sent home

>>212095058
i wish he'd go back to namefagging so i can filter him

>>212095421
i wish there was a place to discuss fishtank that wasn't full of schizo neets from /bant/ or normalfag redditors, but alas.

>>212094660
Based and JCpilled
>does wholesome kpop and hip hop dancing with friends
>not a half breed like Ellie
>not a grifter like Ellie and just wants to share her journal and is always for you (that’s not a banepost)
>did not give up as a quitter in S2 but only out of goodness of her heart to help someone she thought was less fortunate aka Soupkitchen Peter

>>212095353
>>212095289
>>212095447
>>212095481
>>212095615
>>212095701
>>212095751
>>212095924
>”This 18 year old conventionally attractive girl is able to balance a normal outdoors social life and do ‘influencer’ shit whilst also being lightly involved in the fringes of meme culture?!”
>”S-she’s not a mutant shut-in weirdo like me?!”
>”Fuck this impure normie whore, she must die!”

alex at the club rn