Ellie is sexy edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Cops called to season 2 house, bunker larp OVER
-- Reddit user CaseSummer posted himself driving by the house and taunting the whole crew, then deleted his account, many believe he is the narc https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1938762036370157772
-- The leak https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751082393437337.mp4
-- Update tomorrow
-- Fish got their phones back
-- Ellie unprivated her IG, then privated again.
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>>212089656
>check her age? yeah i'll get right on it dude
Is this the Daniel Cooper Danjak someone was asking for last thread?
>>212094601 (OP)Ellie is fake, she won't acknowledge us on /bant/, its over
what's the email address of the cop caller?
no more 17yo ellie type stuff
just fix the show sam I'm not buying a $180 hoodie, thanks
>>212094567>sam comes downstairs into the bunker saying that they're getting kicked out by the police again and to gather their stuff>cameras all cut>some redditor drives by the house and posts all the cast and crew outside along with cop cars by the road confirming it's not a bit>hours pass with nothing except the crew posting two reaction images from mad men>ellie's instagram is unprivated then quickly privated again, confirming the fish have been given their phones back and have access to social media
>>212094601 (OP)JC mogs Ellie to oblivion
>>212094637brooos posting 17 year ellie, not coool
weed. lol. its over bros.
>>212094624>someoneHer name is Claire.
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It's honestly fascinating how quickly Rachel was forgotten, and how little of an impact she actually had on the show, meanwhile production acted like she was the main character
no fucking bikini pics?
ELLIE FUCKING SUCKS
i for one HATE it when women are sexually attractive, ditzy, irresponsible, and vain
THAT SHOULD BE ME
>shuts down your nontent stream
>indirectly exposes your le based femcel grifter as a vapid whore
>saves the next 4 weeks of your life so (you) can be more productive
THEY SAVED YOU. THEY ARE YOUR SALVATION.
>>212094601 (OP)she won the lottery by being born. imagine how much dick you could get if you looked like that
>>212094626Ellie isn't fake, you just got played
i don't understand how the cops being called has shut the show down for good, when nothing illegal was happening.
angewaโฆ.if youw out theweโฆ.i wove you
>fish given their phones
>ellie is the only one stupid enough to tough her socials
>dan the man spared another elimination
>not an awful chance his crush is offered a freeloader spot to fill the void
>>212094651don't forget jet's "questions answered tomorrow"
>>212094663no one fucking cares
Im requesting a black/ghetto danjak please
>>212094670>you guys will regret when rachels gone
Smoking a bowl with Ellie and making love after
>>212094685everything about this show looks incredible illegal to an outside observer
>>212094685does anyone remember how long the downtime was during the S1 swatting?
they also got their phones back while that was going on
>>212094651that's funny lol
Based Callers Always Wins!
CAW
>>212094623based cleej enjoyer
>>212094670>production acted like she was the main characterthat was the joke you autist
>>212094696Nope, Ellie is safe, people are already coping about Ellie's fake persona and will hold her stoX
>>212094685turns out cops don't like it when they have to show up to the same event because of the same people over and over
and the city especially doesn't like it when you are making a profit from said unlicensed event
>>212094719>Ellie standing away from Letty and next to DirencDirenc W
They reap what they sow by not getting a warehouse, lazy wiggers
The voodoo/Cajun/witch lady day cursed the show forever. You don't play with that pagan shit, Sam is right.
>>212094725a couple hours
That guy is fucked by the way. He should've known better than to fuck with 4chan related shit.
>>212094735>that was the joke you autistno that's not what i'm saying, see
>>212094722
wait a minute; the hot 18 yo asian girl who namedrops ted kazinsky and gore and 4chan memes is just doing it to rule over a group of losers?? this couldnโt be me believe it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLHLsbD9emc
>>212094725a few hours max
>>212094670that was the joke
i can't believe ellie is a STACY who likes SELFIES and BEING CUTE
>>212094725no it wasn't that long, it only felt long because they gave them a break and they were back in the house within an hour with all but one cam turned on till the next day
Nobody is eliminated, the show is still going.
Every image of Abi or Claire post-bitchtank is deeply unsettling
Abi has a deranged mania in her eyes, and Claire looks completely lifeless like she's dissociating.
Jet Neptroon wil pay for his crimes
post fav lsdirector shots
POST MORE ELLIE LEAKS PROVING SHE IS FAKE
>>212094774nigga on sheesh??
>>212094660Reminder ellie had the whole house turned inside out without any of them noticing and was nice about it. She was the only nonfaggot from s2 besides the and shinji
>>212094770it was like 2-3 hours
they watched fight club in the living room iirc
>>212094772its a demonic show bros!
>>212094766oh the horrors
i just cant bear it
>>212094760>TIGHT>LITTLE>BRATAngie won.
>>212094765her dad is a pervert
>>212094755listen, some of us like to dream, and it just so happens, that the dream ended 4 weeks too early :(
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>>212094601 (OP)>ellie listens to ghost mountaindo you think she's aware of the uncanny resemblance between young sam hyde and mr. mountain?
Fact Daniel will have the most lasting impact on future fishtank seasons. Danjaks will be used for awhile. No other fish was memeable
>people upset the teenage girl is doing teenage girls things and taking pictures that teenage girls take
Faggots
Does Ellie have a fan page outside of /tv/? Like where can I find a catalog of her images?
>>212094724so jet's gay bunker apocalypse larp destroyed the show? nice.
>>212094748the tantric sex lady from bitchtank permanently cursed fishtank because they didn't pay her and sam and jet sic'd the psychotic fishtank fans onto her business
>>212094670The show immediately went to shit after she left
>>212094793WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE A GUY ARGHDDJFJFK
>>212094626i was really looking forward to the off season and the hope that she might post in /bant/ threads like betty did and maybe even adding her on discord. like maybe she is the type to talk to and add some of her more chill fans. or so i thought before i saw her insta :(. like i kept fantasizing about us getting close post-tank and being able to convince her to stay away from jet and production since she's so young and impressionable and they might take advantage. i wish today didn't happen it hurts a lot
>>212094685cops in all 3 towns are sick of their shit already
plus to outsiders it looks like they're torturing people in a basement for money from viewers
Guaranteed the show is still going. They were probably let back into the s2 house, they're giving the contestants pizza and their phones to reset the vibes and make sure no one leaves.
>>212094725wasnt it over night and they gave them alcohol and pizza and it came back in the morning with jon passed out in laundry room
>>212094799nigga you might have autism they look nothing alike
feel like you guys are forgetting that ellie herself said she wants to be a grifter
>>212094803I'm mad as hell that she isn't a 4chan incel like mee
>>212094796her dad is on r/gettingbigger kek
>>212094784someone is also uploading all of it to gofile, stay tuned
>>212094709Between this, the pump, and likely that she was honest about her mother - methhead and stole her money - I almost feel sorry for her.
>>212094815goddamn she sucks
>>212094802>future fishtank seasons
I will simply buy Ellie a $50 chicken plush
phase 1 of 3. he's powering up. May god have mercy of us all.
>>212094790fight club was after the simmons elim, the vibe repair night with the pizza and beer party where they turned off the downstairs cameras
>>212094799WHO FUCKING CARES NIGGER DAMN
>>212094799he lowk looks like charles if anything
>>212094709her dad has multiple families and is absent in her life. at least she has money
>>212094806reddit.com/r/lenard
>no more direnc
feeling like shit brehs
>>212094829are you autistic, she said that in a jokingly manner
>>212094826I dawnt dwink tap watah
but sheโs so based.. she knew all my memes.. she gets me..
>>212094742It's hilarious how as soon as Steve showed up, Letty faded to obscurity, and none of the fish are falling for her schtick anymore.
>>212094840They're contractually obligated to the investors to pump out 10 seasons of this shit
>>212094799stfu troonleaks you brown queer
We will never have a true tank season until the warehouse option is done and no cops show up and no dox happens. We have never been given the true tank experience there is always some bullshit where people are forced outside
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>>212094825>>212094835Thanks I'll be on the lookout for that Ellie GoFile or MEGA.
>>212094848he should really be trying to capture the evangelion vibe again it was cooler
ellie cats
I gotta go to bed soon I'll make sure I'm not doxing my own IG in any of the clips then I'll upload either soon or tomorrow
>>212094840Fine they'll be regulated to pol megathreads when something is happening
>>212094685>police enter basement>there's fallout style homemade weapons>buckets of shit and piss>a drunk guy with a hitler mustache>an asian girl who has the voice of a 12 year old>2 literal retards>an australian who looks like a caveman>they're all filthy and in tattered clothes>empty spam cans and twin mattresses on the floor>like 5 different cameras>production crew all look like homeless meth addictsThe body cam footage of this is going to be legendary
>>212094826no that was after simmons was eliminated
>>212094848oh i cant read
its late
What exactly is Ellie lying about? How does taking Instagram pics change anything about her? You freaks have made up a little Asian bitch in your mind that doesn't exist.
>>212094863It's funny up until it ain't
>>212094819ok nigga I wasn't thinking that deeply, I just like having female fish there to make fun of. shout out cleh and shadi
Iโve been saying this months, so fucking true
>>212094817how could she lie like this to us bros? abloo abloo abloo
Ellie isnt interesting so she won't have staying power. And shes not quirky enough to even get to Josie level
>>212094856We gotta find her twitter/IG and support the queen
>>212094823Freddy drank a full glass of vodka and is behaving normally.
>>212094853>reddit.com/r/lenard...
Given the house reuse is the problem here, and nickโs failure to flip them caused the house reuse. Can we officially say that Nick Rochefort destroyed Fishtank?
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at least extreme peace ep 2 was kino
>>212094895she needs to be gekins on my cock
>>212094886yeah i heard you the first time
>>212094895How does she talk so good?
>>212094902she said she doesn't care about a following after the show. honestly respect.
>>212094891>You freaks have made up a little Asian bitch in your mind that doesn't exist.Yeah, they had to - she literally did nothing all season and has no personality lol
>>212094897we were going to PAINT GUNDAMS together and DISCUSS ECONOMICS
>>212094884keep browsing tonight. If there's anything juicy, she's going to delete it.
>>212094826That was after Simmons got kicked. They were all so devastated Jet had to throw an off cams pizza party to stop everyone from leaving. Mauro left immediately
>>212094823If they were swatted I see no reason why they couldnโt be able to stay in the house
ok, so did the psychic predict any of this?
>>212094847the best thing would be for the wiggers to tell him he's not allowed back until he breaks with the hog
>>212094891lying about nothing. she actually seems even more based. people are mad there's a few selfies where she's hot, that's it lol.
lol remember when they turned the stream off the entire day and let them have a party just because a contestant got eliminated. They acted like he was a child rapist or something whole time he was more innocent than sam. And when people rightfully complained that it defeats the point of the show, Neptroon said fuck off.
God I really hated everything about S1
Ive already forgotten what the fish look like
>>212094912no it wasnโt
>>212094871the way people always pretend letty is some sort of mastermind is hilarious. it was the same thing with ice poseidon when she started sucking up to his crew and how she was gonna destroy them from the inside then fast-forward a couple weeks later she's sucking on chicken andy's dick
>>212094853>>212094910i made 90% of these lol
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guys squid game season 3 just came out.... in time with fishtank s4 going down..... coincidence? or viral marketing campaign?
>>212094928>GundamsKlaus Coded
>>212094924jin said he was only going to do one stream and he couldnt help himself. no one can help themselves.
>>212094912Extreme piss was a flop and even Sam knows it which is he he told Chris to shill t shirts on his insta while cops were trying to figure out if ellie was 18 or not.
>>212094946this next challenge is the tie aryeh up and wax his entire body challenge
>>212094601 (OP)>that guy who joeyy hates is le badis everything about this woman (child)'s personality designed for production?
>>212094891Keep in mind who you are talking to. The parasocial spergs take any signs of life as a personal betrayal. She is either a stinky fujo shut-in (just like them frfr) or a whore with a blown out pussy.
Ellie is basically just gook Tayleigh and the same "people" are simping for her
>>212094709>>212094796Is Ellie's dad alive? I kind of suspect that he died recently, and her mother either died or is estranged.
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>>212094922Tight little filipina orders Chinese food in Mandarin, STUNS WHOLE RESTAURANT (MUST WATCH)
>>212094953there was a season 2?
>>212094930i've got it all d/w
she's funny
>>212094945How could you possibly forget Stanley?
>>212094942>howy cwap she pways bawatwo she so based
>>212094959it's probably insanely boring trying to go back to neet life after being in the tank
>>212094954he's saying that because daniel stox are low, not because he knows anything.
>>212094933cops could've shut their whole production down easily
>>212094942yes. berry based reciting all the internet memes. any sane person appreciated she wasnโt ugly but knew her entire edgy personality was not real
>>212094976stopped reading after
>sam and jet are legitimately good people
>>212094982yea this is technically season 2 part 2 but season 2 came out like 8 months ago or something
>>212094931The hog literally puking because of that one pic of Simmonโs niece wearing comically over sized pants pissed me off so fucking bad. Theatrics over nothing.
>>212094976>Sam and Jet are legitimately good people
nice to see Ellie is just as unfunny off the show as she is on
>>212094724it looks like people filming something for entertainment
>>212094928its literally over :'(
>>212094926Exactly. Her boring Instagram matches her boring personality on camera. She's essentially a teenage girl redditor NPC.
>>212094884>She's a cat girlIt's actually over.
>>212094942balatro is based i take back what i said about her
>>212094976Sam and Jet only have themselves to blame. They half-assed everything with no planning and now it blew up in their faces.
>>212094999i dont care about the girl but the little monkeys in the corner make me smile :)
im no angie simp by any means but in hindsight she kind of won by getting out before it all went to liquid shit. she will be better off for it
>>212094772Claire looks either awkwardly ugly, cute or kind of hot. Abi looks demonic.
>>212094670rachel was probably act1 and ended when she left if were being real
>>212094990yeah
>tfw you forgot your airpods
>>212094891thirst trapping like a normie. but shes fucking gorgeous so I dont know why she wouldnt, I would
>>212094996but why? streamers get swatted all the time itโs common place now. season 2 house is in rhode island too so no disorderly house shit.
>>212094922When Angelica came to Michigan I introduce my family and friends when she came sitting in the Washington DC but sitting around the airport with her and him he asked if your mom know about and she didn't and called that, she then took a pic with to her mom and then she wwnr to the bathroom and took pictures
>>212095016do you want her to fuck dogs or something?
>>212094969she might just not like sematary cuz he's a faggot
>rain on the roof of the bloodgames bunks
>>212094976redditors are so fucking stupid it hurts
EllieFags need to send all this shit to her father to let him know what his whore of a daughter jumped into. Sam and Jet deserve a blowout from that too
>>212095025Girls never showed tummy when I was in school
what the hell is this show about now did they realise sexy asian hoes is all people wanted yo see after Josie
How many asian girls did they put in this season?
>>212094969I was a huge Sematary fan back in 2020-21 but he really is completely washed at this point and should have kept his hands off the Ghost Mountain album. Which isn't to say that Joeyy isn't also washed
it's a bad day for autists
>>212094956Klaus avatarposting as if anybody cares about his presence
>>212095025kill yourself faggot
>>212095021The same thing happened to Mizzy. She was able to capitalize on Season 3 still being relevant.
>heres your heckin based 4channer waifu guys
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751091454302272.mp4
>>212094999>Jasper>Jaipur>JasperWhat did it mean by this?
>>212095016she should be a crow girl instead
>>212095053it's a bad day for guys who have literally never met a woman before
>>212095049>josie>jc>trish>ck>ellie>angelinaenough.
>>212094960my perfect retarded hapa wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXP9U4NGMUM
>>212094724have the cops considered watching the show first to come to the conclusion?
everyone has phones
freddy is genuinely one of the best fish of all time and im sad if the season is over because we lose 4 weeks of prime freddy forever
>>212094959where did he stream? i thought he only did like 2 interviews
>>212095078buttfucked in jail
>>212095068definitely an asexual virgin btw
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>>212094980Her mother is homeless
I WANT MY FUCKING TV SHOW BACK NOW. NOT IN 5 MINUTES. NOT AFTER BREAKFAST. RIGHT NOW.
>>212094976I feel bad for Sam because he liked my posts a couple times on twitter
I don't feel bad for Jet because he has me blocked on twitter
>>212095065Only thing is Angie is kind of retarded, she hasn't set up streaming except for twitch (which got banned) and all her social media @'s are different and she doesn't even link them in her linktree
>>212095047send what? The show was only on for 2 weeks. We didn't even get edgy challenges.
>>212095058u sound moogled
>>212095077it started with Josie, the totally Japanese native American, no idea who the rest are
>>212094978Been saying this
>>212095089yeah thatโs easily the worst part
>>212095084Hey Frank, aren't you glad the shows over so you dont get mogged by a crackhead bogan
>>212094869it's feels weird to say, but if there was a girl that really felt like my soul mate, it was ellie. i have fantasized every night about the two of us cuddling and watching fishtank or looking at memes and just idk giggling and enjoying each other's company. and i would want to be respectful and wait until she's at least 19 to do anything more than cuddle/hold hands/maybe kiss but not make out or anything (i am 34 years old, so 18 feels a little weird to me).
>>212095089i need more freddy and direnc
>>212094943remember when jet had to run out and buy a nightlight for sylvia while sam screamed saying that letter people call her fat over TTS would be like letting them yell nigger and they love lolicon
remember when someone bought the "swap fridge/freezer" fishtoy and they all watched the shark do it in silence for 5 minutes before vance put everything back
remember pretending the "orbs" in the garage were funny and entertaining
>>212095087Post the link please
>>212094772Clabi will heal. The light will shine again in their eyes. Trust
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750383432563820.webm
So was it confirmed whether she was 17 or 18?
>>212095059stay mad, loser
its just like factorio, arya
>>212095097If this happens gonna be praying someone rams that shit off the road while Iโm not watching
>>212095102what is that line from my brain deleted it
I still think her and Dirench simping for production is way worse than anything they could post on Instagram. Literally no different from Jin and even more creepy because he was just doing a bit. Like the fact they came on a competitive reality show specifically because they have a crush on the wiggers and want one of them to take them in and change their life is genuinely pretty creepy
>>212094976>Sam and Jet are good people>they do their best>when it comes to money>good life advice
>>212095058itโs so pathetic.
>>212095102nah u trippin blud. onna dead homies bruh chill cuz.
>>212095136factorio is great, filtered
>>212094942>she actually seems even more basedHow are you still falling for it?
Are you brain damaged?
>>212095109i knew fishtank would blow up as soon as i saw josie in the trailer
i also assumed she was asian
>>212095097heโs trolling, heโs at his house and streamed today
>>212095117i want you to call up a family member and read this out to them.
>>212095117Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.......
>>212095132there's nothing wrong with posting guppies
umm guys
in one of her stories theres a black guy holding her with heart emojis
is it over for us?
>>212095049It's been about Jets love quest since the day he casted josie
>>212095119>remember when someone bought the "swap fridge/freezer" fishtoy and they all watched the shark do it in silence for 5 minutes before vance put everything backlmao this was a good one. Jet is a genuis
>>212095065mizzy came back and basically begged sam to fuck her though
>>212095132>calling other people losers while you collect some teenager's IG reels and fantasize about being her boyfriendlol
>>212095132yea Iโve already imagined those lips on my dick
week 1 was such a fuckin blur by now that i am rewatchin recaps
miss that fat hog
>>212095160Post the photo
AA tank where Direnc tries to take Freddy, Claire and TJ through the 12 steps.
>>212095128Doug Walker confirmed she's 18 and 12 week old
>>212095172please, she didn't have to beg
i have been in these threads since i woke up just farding all day like no need to poop just farding every few minutes and it STINKs i mean WOW
>>212095155>18 is creepy but 19 is okyou niggers' logic is so distorted
>>212095155fallacious appeal to grandma
>>212094942keep saying that anon maybe she will let you in her panties
>>212094796Just a middle aged Asian guy trying to get a date using 2010โs google search results.
>>212095087Great but how do I access this???
>>212094680AHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND WHO SMOKES WEED AND LISTENS TO MACHINE GIRL
GOD
DAMNIIIIT
>>212095132elliefags really expect me to believe she's 18 in this picture?
>>212094796the absolute state of asian-american men
>>212095186That would be kino but Teej only drinks socially now
>>212095211we got king kong in the trunk
>>212095098>he believes anything that ellie saidngmi
>>212095187I could ask Doug to film a video for me wishing me happy 25th birthday
It doesn't mean its real
>>212095103Same! That serbian fuck never liked any of my tweets
>>212095117This is every Ellie simp itt btw. Theyโre all 30+ and all freaks like this. You cocksucking faggots are a plague and this is why IP2 always wins
>>212095117you'll find someone eventually, but it wont be through a livestream, basically ever, and thats that. just accept that, and improve your life, you can do it anon
>>212095214seth quit his job to be on this season btw
>>212095197i said nothing about that? got something on your mind pal?
burt just called alex a dipshit :(
Ellie has a lot to answer for when fishtank comes back tomorrow... who is this woman?
Ellie goon folder just hit 2gb
>>212095234Her feet are size 7 btw according to Throne
>>212095117>wait until she's at least 19i fucking died
Aside from the camgirl stuff, did Direnc ever have any socials?
>>212095254He made like 8 dollars an hour so hes ahead
>>212094663>>212094705>UMMM SHE SMOKES WEED SO WHAT? ARE YOU AUTISTIC? WEED IS NO BIG DEAL>YOU SICK FUCK THAT'S AN 18 YEAR OLD CHILD, HER BRAIN IS STILL DEVELOPING!
why is /ftl/ full of people that say stuff like "uh you're weird bro" now
did season 3 cause this or are all zoomers just boring prudes
>>212094912nah, it was just mediocre
really hit or miss so far
the 30 min episodes feel too long
I hope it gets better
>>212095225you can just be white and cool like klaus
>>212094796>mom is a homeless methhead>dad is an asianmasculinity jelqershe never had a chance
can you post my bogan crackwhore sweetheart?
There's nothing in the ig leaks that prove Ellie isn't an innocent pure girl. Why is there so much doomposting about her?
>>212095181Zoomers don't use question marks because google search autocomplete doesn't have them.
>>212095211praying there is still a chance s4 survives and he comes on ...
so many guys here want their gf to be โbasedโ like ellie is.. huge mistake..
>phase three o7 motha fuckas...later
what did monkey king mean by this
>>212095248ip2 is literally dead, kick killed it
>>212094680Damn Ellie goes to Mira Mesa high school. I used to go to there lmao
>>212095273the consequences of season 3 and moralfagging
>>212095025the thought of people pulling out they phones to do this and put a stupid caption on what picture they think is good after taking like 20 of them is really cringey
and the fact that bitches do this into their 30s is also damning
only thing I saw close to some hamster shit was a pic of a dead bird
>>212095273zoomers got oneshotted by metoo
not discussed enough, they were traumatized, especially the guys
>>212095106Now post Daniel ripping up the magic bucks
>>212095254He was a cashier or something
It's not like he left a high-skill career job
i think a 34 year old dating an 18 year old is weird
>>212094990bawatwo is fucking killing me dude goddamn
>>212095293yea if you're gf wants to be a grifter that's no bueno
>best fish to grace the tank
>season ends early
Iโll miss fredtler so much
>>212095259alex is enjoying life in hawaii meanwhile burt shits himself on stream pandering to 150 of the gayest fishtank fans all the while thirsting over samuel whitcomb hyde's punctured poophole
>>212095117nothing on the ccc is as bad as the shit people type out for josie, tayleigh or ellie.
>>212095260Her social media is her fake self. She posts those pictures because she thinks she looks cute, and that's really all there is to it. She's not a normie at all.
scarlett johansson was 17 in lost in translation and the opening to the film is just her ass
>>212095295hes probably on blood games which is a nice consolation prize
>>212095260you mean the vain and vapid girl who was obsessed with the mirror and would get fully clothed/put on makeup at 3:00am after showering when no one else was awake and she just needed to grab something from the laundry?
>>212095028cops can just enforce bullshit policies and threaten to keep annoying people
>.t copfag
>>212095273I think the fan base has become more Reddit as the show has become more popular. Zoomies are pretty brain-dead as well though.
>>212095254fucking grim
>>212095258did you even read what you posted?
>>212095314it's creepy
it gives me the ick
it makes me feel unsafe
i'm a guy btw
Guys, The FBI just called me and confirmed that Ellie is 17. Show's over.
>>212095314pic unrelated?
>>212095260How dare that BITCH WHORE look at a camera like that. My innocent pretty little tight asian pussy. I can't believe she did something so vile
>>212095320hope he comes back for something....somewhere....
>>212095289sheโs almost a perfect encapsulation of fake internet based.. she knows some references and memes to put in her toolbox, but thatโs just it, they are tools and she isnโt about it
>>212095273S3 fags are normies and it shows
>>212094601 (OP)I miss the old Ellie, straight from the Go Ellie
I hate the new Ellie, the grifting dudes Ellie
>>212095087upload it faggot
>>212095025this was her first day of junior year of high school btw
>>212094976Fuck Jet and Sam. I feel bad for the fish who wasted all that time and getting fucked over because of Jet's ineptitude
>>212095289fags being fags
>>212095330Based love that movie
>>212095363So is she actually 18 based on the date or is she actually 17
shivew me timbews a fat pig has a pwobwem wiff me, eat shit coppew
>>212095273Itโs the millennial normalfags
>>212095327This!
Stop believing your eyes
She took the time to lip sync and pull off these goofy faces like shes been practicing for hours because shes just faking it guys
>>212095375Why do you care so much?
>>21209537517 in that vid, turned 18 in april
are you posting ellie guppies?
Stop.
I don't get why she would make her IG public if fishtank is NOT over?
You guys simping over ellie are scaring the hoes. Take a hard look at your own behaivor if you're having trouble with women irl
>>212095385she's a girl, anon, i don't know what to tell you
i mean, is this news to you?
>>212095393>turned 18 in aprilany actual proof or we jsut listening to doug walker again?
I find the Fishtank threads shallow and pedantic.
>>212095320Freddy is carried hard by being drunk. He spends half the day asking people what they had for lunch before becoming alive after a few beers.
But the Monkey mothafuckin King is always online and on top
OO OO OO AA AA AA
>>212095397To get more followers
i am starting to remember why i stopped watching s1
you guys are all immense fags
>>212095397How long was it public for?
>>212095382>millennialYeah, it's the people who lived though the real internet, not the new faggot zoom zooms
>>212095375unclear
it's not like nostalgia critic has a copy of her birth certificate or anything
that could have been a lie too
>>212095422idk, I missed it
alex b is coked out in honolulu
>>212095413freddy is unintentionally funny all the time hes a top tier fish
you people realize just because she's 18 now doesn't excuse the fact that you're posting pictures and videos of her when she wasn't 18.
>>212095342They went online for a moment and then went offline. Jet said there would be an RV trip in a leaked video (check OP). Fishtank twitter said they are going live tomorrow for a Q&A. Ricky, who is a known liar, posted a picture of an RV.
So maybe they all got their phones back for a few minutes and will start an RV trip tomorrow?
>>212095422like 4 minutes
>>212095397>have a mid brown bestie to make you look even cuter by contrast Women are ruthless
>>212095397NOOOOOO MY HECKIN TRAD WAIFU USED TO HAVE A NOSE RING????
I THOUGHT SHE WAS BASED LIKE ME
>>212095382sam hyde is a millennial
>>212095289Don't need instagram to tell she's been a total fraud since day 1 of the show. Instagram just confirms it.
As the other anon said though, it's to be expected when she's been put through the child actor/model route so that her mother could buy crack.
>>212095346I'm phoneposting and off my computer rn
So pretend I attached a gif of Doug Walker pointing his gun at you
>>212095421not me i'm a good person and i post good things that are conducive to positive discussion
>>212095436Haha hell yeah bro
>>212095426you sure it wasn't melvin pretending to be doug?
>>212095404I know youโre an out of touch 30 year old but not all girls post shit like that. Simp faggot
>>212095439it surely doesn't excuse it, which is alright because i wasn't looking for an excuse
is this doug walker and picrel the same guy??
>>212095398i was in a relationship for 5 years, broke up, and havnt gone on a date in 3 years and im now anxious around women ive forgotten how to interact with them and I scare them off now i used to get so many matches in college and had so much more luck but im just a freak now
man i have been ironically ellie simp posting to keep my self occupied this season, and ill admit its easy to get carried away with it. but goddamn this thread is grim.
cyborg dan from when ben was showing his DC undies
>>212095293I just want a gf. Anyone will do.
>>212095447it confirms that she's a silly girl
girls are silly and like to be cute and dress up in pretty costumes
like, for real, it's trooncoded to be mad about this
>>212095441i hear the rest of the season will take place at Movie House
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>remember the funny rachel parts
>forget about this type of bullshit
nevermind good riddance
>>212095461thats the angryvideogamenerd
fishtank i ain't never heard of that shit, i ain't gonna fuck with that.
i've been awake every day for my entire life
>>212095461yea that's the nostalgia critic
he remembers it so you don't have to
>>212095446How old is Sam? I feel old at 33 but I always felt he was like 10 years older than me and he looks like dogshitto
>>212095441>>212095483On Cinema mogs fishtank ngl
>>212095480Iโll take someone milquetoast over an online chameleon wearing a based skinsuit
>>212095306Yeah bro, she's totally gonna post her torturing and killing a hamster on her instagram.
>>212095397so she could lurk here and see our reaction. she started deleting the septum piercing pics afterwards
>>212095068Virginity rocks dude
Did Ellie play any sports in high school?
>>212095293i had that for a time, even if they are pretending or just absorbing stuff through osmosis from the people they are around, its still more fun than a normie girl.
>>212095462Sorry to hear that anon, dryspells are normal. You'll be back in the game when the time comes. Don't tell me you walled super hard with drinking and drugs or something. Also, the fact that you had a relationship for 5 years is impressive, a lot of people can not manage that for better or worse.
>>212095498like 40
Jet is almost 30 now
Klaus is 23
>>212095498born 1985 or 1986 which makes him an elder millennial
he would have used 4chan back in the day
>>212095481Agreed. Girls will be girls, and troons will forever be heated by this because they didn't get to experience it themselves.
>>212095528>didYou mean does
>>212095410Novelty fully wore off and now the only people watching are midwit retards myself included
>>212095498i think he's 40 or turning 40 this year. he's aged a ton in the past few years.
>>212094823>>212094933Probably true but no idea if the town passed something to shut them down, they weren't happy about the show during S2. I think the house wasn't ready yet, it sounded like they were working on it still, heard noises coming from upstairs the whole day. Could be they're just going to wait until it's ready sometime tomorrow and restart the stream then
>>212095498it was the other way round for me i always assumed the mde guys were younger than me. Then i found out they are a bit older
Holy shit i just rewatched Cole's Gods going to cut you down video he ends it with a SpongeBob picture. He knew the season was cursed before it began
>>212095499imagine if fake lashes and make up was illegal and women wouldn't have to ruin themselves or alter their appearances like this and pretend they are someone prettier than they actually are
>>212095492common mistake, that's actually the nostalgia critic. real name, james rolfe
seth just tweeted, confirming they got their phones back
>>212095327>Her fake self.So is her Fishtank persona. Literally the only time her real self has been displayed publicly (probably since pre-adolescence) was when Steve showed up.
>>212095521danjaks kept me going this season
>>212095503The oscar specials are so good. As much as I like fishtank, tim just mogs sam with the skits and production.
>>212095557what's his twitter? it doesn't show on the wiki
>>212095498April 16th, 1985.
Interestingly enough, Hitler's birthday is just four days later.
anybody excited for the new rimworld dlc
>>212095473its just funny to see the ellie simps cope by saying shew was only normie posting to appear less weird to her friends
but the real her was the one we saw on the show
lmao
>>212095461BUILD THAT WALL
>>212095557>sam bought them all a ticket to 28 years laterWAHAWAHOOHWAAAAA THE HECK HOUSE!
>>212095583yeah i remember you posting this weeks ago too :)
>>212095028look at the basement stream from an outside perspective. this isn't some random livestream of a guy playing cod who gets the swat team sent to his door. it's a bunch of people in a dingy basement eating MREs, pissing into a bucket beating and tying eachother up
>>212094601 (OP)ummm is the season over?
>>212095481>>212095540>stop exposing the nontent internet girl Iโm simping for as an artificial whore>y-youโre a troon if you do!so lazy. just fuck off and blow your brains out disingenuous faggots, You simps are a cancer to fishtank.
>>212095583nah the games too expensive with all those fuckin dlcs
>>212095557Who? Are you imagining people again, anon?
>>212095359>All my friends call me Lenard. No one calls me Ellie.
>>212095599okay but a little less sped please.
>>212095604i will post it next week too fucko
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>>212095557The people replying to this post don't get the joke
this is such an absurd thing to say
>>212095583games like rimworld and factorio I will never buy because they never slash prices for sales, and I care about their updates
>>212095609No. Trust the plan. Them getting their phones back (briefly) means nothing.
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>>212095557Seth really is a good actor
do you think Sam could host fishtank in japan? haha how crazy would that be in a Japanese apartment.
He'd probably get executed though
>>212095609Ellie had her phone, there's an official update coming tomorrow, that's all we know.
I don't think it's over and all the fish are still there
>>212095557>two most nontent fish can't keep off socialsDouble elimination please
just an FYI if you say "lettyvision is live on kick" i'm gonna check so if you wanna prank me then feel free (space it out though or else i'll get wise to it)
>>212095629It's a pretty reasonable statement
>No more kino late night drunk tank of Freddy being a retard and Daniel threatening to fight Jet while rubber johnny lays on the living room floor
We didn't know how good we had it.
>>212095615simping is fishtank and always has been
>>212095629yeah its very weird. why would they have to wait so long to say "its over" or "its not over"
>>212095629nah itโs just what you say when the show is over but you wanna delay the charge backs till the morning so then you have time to refute them
>>212095609https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751082393437337.mp4
RV soon.
>>212095498sam is 40
>>212095422a couple minutes
>>212095629After the transparency statement it is yeah
Fishtank is a great idea with some of the worst execution in human history
>>212095638Kino but would never work, Japs would be 10 times worse with the noise complaints and police shit. This shit will only work if they rent some isolated house or something.
>>212095615Simpable mids are and will remain a core part of the Fishtank experience
>>212095643thanks for the headsup i'm gonna post it in ~3 minutes
>>212095661ew not the rv, wtf lol
>>212095596She got cucked by chicken Andy again
He's back with Adriana
>>212095663now this i can get into
>>212095629I think it gives them time to figure out whether they have to cancel the show. They're in scramble mode right now and are exhausted.
>they still have the walabingbang toy in the house
hahaha
>>212095670>great ideathey didnโt even come up with the idea
>>212095661S3 fags wanted this btw
>>212095629>questions answered tomorrowis the show over or not nigger what the fuck
seth just tweeted for real https://x.com/octaviusthunder/status/1938862936107409867
>>212095615It makes no sense to see her IG posts and think that's it's anything but Ellie.
I'm not calling you autistic, but it is exceedingly common among people on the spectrum to be unable to understand this, hence they start using terms like "fake" without actually understanding them. As far as I'm concerned, Ellie has just been herself throughout the entirety of the show. If you're too dumb to realize when a teenage girl is playing you, what hope do you actually have?
>>212095670The most incredible part is just the inability to learn from past mistakes. I can understand fucking up a lot on the first couple attempts but they just keep doing the same things wrong again and again with seemingly no self-awareness.
>>212095673they could do it in a remote cabin in Japan and shoot it like a japanese found footage horror film
>>212095385Retard, she did it in one take. Want to know how easy it is to make a video like that?
https://www.tiktok.com/@iamsambearfoot/video/7244255313791061274
Every girl her age posts vids like that
>>212095187someone pay doug to say "Happy 17th birthday, Ellie, and good luck on that reality show!"
>>212095689I don't care. The point is the problem is Jet, most of production, and Sam not giving a fuck. Sam needs to bail on hosting because his heart is clearly not in it and get someone else to run the show.
>>212095709Jet if you're in this thread, hire this man.
BAM HERE. After my herniated asshole left me paralyzed with my hose unsucked. Iโve decided to open up the Barn next to Castle Bam for Jetโs show. Letโs see more piss on them lil No-Homesteaders before I crap myself.
Even if Ellie is 18 can we at least still charge Jet with some kind of crime to put him in jail as payback for being so bad at his job?
>>212095609yes, mad men-inspired larp spinoff in the rv starts monday. direnc and ellie have dropped but the rest of the cast is staying
>>212095701You are such a passive aggressive little faggot
>Iโm not calling you autistic butโฆNo, youโre not gaslighting me. Also the end of your post makes sense. If itโs really her personality, then how is she โplayingโ me? Ellie is a nontent whore and she will never have sex with you, may as well kill yourself now since youโre this much of a simp
They need to stop filming in retarded place like New England, which makes filming their kind of show near impossible. I get that Sam wants to put in a half-assed job and still be able to visit his two girlfriends, but he just needs to man up and film in Texas or some shit.
get ready for more tears motha fucka cus you aint gonna like whats coming
>>212095744photo taken in a high school classroom btw
>>212095744Fishtank is right
>>212095670its not even a novel idea, its nasubi+big brother
>>212095720i think jan could do it if he was willing to show his face on camera, he has the charisma and improvisational talent to be a host. he doesn't have sam's intimidating presence but then again neither does sam these days.
>>212095740I feel bad for the wiggers when people like you are the fanbase.
>>212095673The house is easy, you can get very rural isolated home for very cheap. But the issue would be contestants. Any drug charges, no matter how far back is an automatic denial. Considering the applicant pool, you're removing a lot of potential fishes
>>212095744she looks nothing like she does in the tank, what's up with that
>>212095743Fuck it we ball
>>212095751why are you so assblasted over this? lol
>>212095661Wasn't the RV trip for season 3 only like 3 days long? How the fuck do they plan on doing 4 more weeks with most of the contestants still there? They must be intending on ending it early.
Why did Jimmy send that message about elimination cock-lips?
>>212095709TJ and 10 Japanese women, unlimited booze, 1 month dare i say kino
>>212095772It's not her. So many fucking idiots convinced they have the right ig.. Ellie didn't get her phone back, and the show is still on.
>>212095747is she posting OF content yet?
>>212095772she looks different in every pic/clip I see of her. typical gook
>>212095720Nobody else has the presence that Sam has. They should just call it quits.
>>212095661Who leaked this?
>>212095770They put in minimal effort, scam people, and make the same mistakes season after season. If they didn't take peoples' money then they would be free to do whatever dumb shit they want, but they just beg for money then do the minimal amount of work possible with no planning.
>>212095740he has definitely made some dogshit decisions based off ellie alone ill tell ya that
>>212095772Make-up and focal length.
tfw she will never thirst after you
I might just kms after this season bros
>>212095805Noided is her IG. She said so herself on the show idiot.
>>212095823posted by an @Maejok name fag, said we deserved an update
>>212095821That makes it even funnier
dont have the video on this PC but there was a hydewars with a sam quote i think applies here.
"if you want a girl whos based, if you want a girl whos down with your cause, what you really want is a man. you want to date a man with aspergers"
>>212095840Cringe post on her part and your part, her excuse is that she is ay least a teenage girl.
>>212095615she's a girl and you will have to come to terms with what girls are like if you ever want to have sex with them, zoomzoom
>be careful what you say man
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here's your spacetank bro
>>212095874the BLM white women episode
>>212095751Calm down, man. I'm just pointing out that your weird hate-boner for a teenage girl isn't all that it's cracked up to be. If you aren't autistic, that's totally fine. My point is that you seem to be unable to grasp that a teenage girl will do teenage things, just like all of her peers. How old are you? Don't you remember what it was like to grow up?
>>212095751weird how all zoomer girls are whores but zoomer boys can't fuck them
Anybody here got Drench's IG/Twitter???
>>212096002https://www.camshowrecordings.com/model/hazelnutt
>>212095744>>212095745Can you scrape her whole stories?
>>212095397Hahahaha she specifically stated she didn't have a septum piercing in her audition video
>>212095924nigga made me think logically for 2 seconds going to jerk off to make up for this
>>212096036HER INSTAGRAM/TWITTER
NOT FAP MATERIAL
>>212096041Somebody did. We are waiting on the Gofile/MEGA
>>212095559idk she's used to being around creepy older men with her mom, she was acting around steve lol
>>212095058i wish he'd go back to namefagging so i can filter him
>>212095421i wish there was a place to discuss fishtank that wasn't full of schizo neets from /bant/ or normalfag redditors, but alas.
>>212094660Based and JCpilled
>does wholesome kpop and hip hop dancing with friends>not a half breed like Ellie>not a grifter like Ellie and just wants to share her journal and is always for you (thatโs not a banepost)>did not give up as a quitter in S2 but only out of goodness of her heart to help someone she thought was less fortunate aka Soupkitchen Peter
>>212095353>>212095289>>212095447>>212095481>>212095615>>212095701>>212095751>>212095924>โThis 18 year old conventionally attractive girl is able to balance a normal outdoors social life and do โinfluencerโ shit whilst also being lightly involved in the fringes of meme culture?!โ>โS-sheโs not a mutant shut-in weirdo like me?!โ>โFuck this impure normie whore, she must die!โ