OH SHIT

thanosu

>>212095408
What an underwhelming cameo

Same with Cate

>>212095150 (OP)
Bogged

>>212095150 (OP)
looks like the saw puppet

>>212095150 (OP)
>Squid games: USA
>still playing ddakji
??? wouldn't it be like marbles or hopscotch or someshit?

Tar?

>>212096895
Yes, Lydia Tar is the new recruiter
She did that in her spare time while not abusing young women

>>212096933
I thought she was stuck with a Monster Hunter hell.

>>212095150 (OP)
eternal crypt dwelling hag of sexoooooooo

>>212097027
>Monster Hunter hell
The worst nightmare for high profile white women

>>212095150 (OP)
Why was this old white bitch playing some Korean game? She would be playing pokemon creatures on her Nintendo switch

>>212097321
What did he mean by this?

>>212097321
Grooming anon did you not see the movie

Should have been recruiter playing dice with a nigger and getting shot after he wins

>>212095150 (OP)
am i suppose to know who this is?

face looks vaguely familiar, some boomer actress im suppose to know?

also fuck this season was trash

>>212095150 (OP)
Just nuke this fucking show please

>>212095150 (OP)
>woman in an alley in American
>not being beaten in raped
And that's when I lost my immersion

>>212095150 (OP)
Marie le pen?

>>212095150 (OP)
She looks like shit

Lame.

>>212098289
This dude would have been slapping the shit out of her instead

>>212097620
gordon ramsey

what the hell happened to her?

>>212098754
She took the call

Why would you want 60 year old ugly woman in your show?
What crowd is your target audience with her?

kate blanchett trying to get some money recently feels wrong
there should be a hollywood fund
in to which studios pay money so that old hags are not polluting

>>212098754
old and bogged

>>212095150 (OP)
Old white women look like ghoulish vampires

>>212098915
she looks like that woman from Brazil.

>>212097373
old white bitches love their Pokemon monsters.

they all fuck dogs, until dogs are no longer enough, they need their PokeMEn.

>>212098754
she became sexier

>>212095150 (OP)
If she's not bogging herself she would look progressively more aristocratic. Too bad we live in a world.

>>212098899
She has well over 100 million, she doesn't need money. They probably just want to set up a white people bad sequel.

>>212099096
i don't think we're far enough in some mad sci-fi future fur you to be attracted to half-plastic women, anon. you have a diseased brain.

>>212095150 (OP)
she was always ugly and looked like a man

>American men let themselves be slapped by their women

Whitebros??

>>212099459
you wouldn’t get it

>>212099376
I have a huge crush on her and love her looks, but I also thought she didn't look too flattering here.

>>212099376

>>212095150 (OP)
still would

>>212098754

>>212095150 (OP)
>Korean recruiter was the best looking person in the organization
>American recruiter is some old hag
What did they mean by this

>>212097620
>am i supposed to know who this is?
The actress?
She was in LOTR, almost 25 years ago.

>>212101922
American Squid Game has DEI.

>>212101925
what's up with her ear?

>>212102385
ears never stop growing and she's a 3000 years old elf

>>212102453
those are some fucking slow-growing ears, then.

>>212102573
she has them clipped every couple hundred years

Miscasted. They should have picked some gigachad just like the korean actor is in his country.

And why the fuck they playing some korean game? Should have played some real american stuff, knockout game or something.

>>212098289
the recruitement part would have never worked in america, especially if the recruited is a woman, the hobos would have absolutely ganged up on her and stole everything she had after the first slap

>>212104784
recruiter*

>>212098289
>why yes I'm a filthy hobo but I would let myself get slapped by a small woman, gotta respect the game

>>212096820
I'd love it if they did Hood Games, shooting dice and playing dominos and shit.

>>212097620
you spic nigger

*slaps some black hobo when he loses*
*a bunch of white roasties appear out of nowhere filming the whole thing and calling her racist*

>>212095150 (OP)

>>212096820
frontslap/backslap perhaps

>>212102624
imagine being responsible for clipping a beautiful elf's ears.

>>212095150 (OP)
>korean recruiter is a generic korean businessman that's supposed to blend in with the normal crowd and that's why they have a hard time finding him
>american recruiter is a fucking white woman in a business suit and she's somehow supposed to blend in with the american crowd in fucking Los Angeles
???????????????????????

why though? she's not american

>>212101925
>not my galadriel

>>212104784
Yeah, I mean... that scene is idiotic. Homeless would just gang up and rob some gilf

>>212102385
Obviously she's an elf

How long would she actually last in some dark alley in the average mutt city?

>>212107064
She would be killed first day on the job. The o.g. salesman was at least trained and young-ish

>>212107092
Kate could kick your ass irl

>>212107092
it's not that. Korea is a safe country and no one has weapons. The US is third world in comparison. She could be killed just for her clothes lmao

>>212095150 (OP)
>Sellout Games
Truly, what a good story about criticism of how shitty capitalism is by forcing an ending to start a a hollywood franchise

>>212107480
Sure, Korea is safe, but there are retards everywhere. Even in Korea there are homeless psychos with knives

>>212095150 (OP)
they could get her but noone that could speak proper english to play as the VIPs

>>212098289
>Man suit
Disgusting Netflix

>>212099255
>They probably just want to set up a white people bad sequel.
The point is they could've used other hot young white women instead

>>212096820
Subway surfer would be more applicable kids don't play actual school yard games anymore

American kid's games are kinda shit so are they just going to continue using Korean games for the American spinoff?

>>212110316
>minecraft
>youtube kids comment writing
>eating sugar

these are the american children games that come to mind

>>212095408
The show died with him

>>212097620
Point made. I guess.

>>212107480
Stabbed for your phone. Happens all the time.

>>212112253
Why did she look so much older and haggard in LOTR if those photos were taken in 1998?

>>212095150 (OP)
aging is a bitch

>>212112253
Those pics are photoshopped btw

>>212112330
Not sure what point you are attempting to make with that question. I believe she was 29 in 1998, or whenever they were filming Elizabeth. And I guess, early 30s in LOTR?
The Australian sun is rough?

>>212099255
If the VIP's are all white in the Asian games, does that mean all the VIP's will be Jewish in the white games?

>>212113390
No, they are gonna be parodies of Elon and Trump.

>>212110316
“Squid Game is about Korean games” is kind of a myth, when you think about it. Red light green light, tug of war, hide and seek, jump rope, and mingle (musical chairs) are all general kids games. Nothing specifically Korean about them. And the glass bridge game is just completely made up. The only Korean games are the biscuit game, the 5-person race minigames, and of course Squid Game

>>212096676
>>212098754
>>212098915
She's one of the very few actresses that have never used any sort of plastic surgery or have had any injections to her face.
Sigourney Weaver and Jodie Foster are other examples.

>>212113850
You can clearly tell her cheeks are full of filler

>>212109589
what the hell are you even talking about retard, they were recruiting LA bums, not broccoli headed zoomers who watch three twitch stream simultaneously

>>212113850
based blindbro

>>212099376
She's been walled. And worse than that, she pretty much only stars in slop now. This is how I know this season 3, is it? will be shit. I didn't even see season 2 and probably won't ever.

>>212114458
>>212114575
virgins lol

>>212099376
K.

>>212114458
she always had cheeks like that

>>212101624
She played football in a tuxedo?

>>212112330
this. She looked in her 40s in LOTR and I was never attracted to her but she's actually beautiful in those older pics

>>212095150 (OP)

>>212114695
clearly did not.
see>>212114673

>>212114617
hot as shit

she’s still a too tier gilf, you people are insane, obviously the suit and hairstyle is making her look bad but she was SMOKING in Tar

>>212095150 (OP)
Why would she do this? Tar wasn't that long ago, was it?

>>212116750
>why do people like money
a mystery for the ages

Why were all the VIPs white men? Where is the russians, the asians, and the 8 jews?

>>212096820
more like CS or Halo

>>212095150 (OP)

>>212117081
Japan and Korea are American colonies. We pick their politicians and write their laws. They hate whites for the same reason whites hate Jews.

>>212116614
>>212116750
How the fuck have I never heard of Tar. Homework.

>>212109589
>so you see, if you get channel points from this twitch stream by betting on whether the streamer wins this mario kart race, then I'll give you money
>but if you lose the bet then I get to slap you

>>212099376

>>212098899
>that guy
His plan was solid, if psychotic.
If he followed through, him and Gi Hun could've voted and gone home alive with a shit ton of money and the baby still alive. That guy had no reason to vote to continue afterwards either because why risk your life fighting the one guy who has consistently showcased his ability to just win?

>>212095150 (OP)
New nextbot unlocked

>>212095150 (OP)
What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? They keep shoving these old white hags in shit like this bitch or that cunt playing Sue Storm. Where's all the young, sexy sluts at? I don't wanna see some haggard ass bitch playing girl boss. I wanna see SLUTS being sexy as fuck like Jessica Alba was back in the original Fantastic 4. No we get some busted bitch. You put one old bat in something and everyone follows along. Fuck the world

>>212098337
woman shoe culture its a joke with the heels

>>212101925

Galadriel its a joke since that amazon show KEK no wonder elfs are laughed as meme

>>212098289
This scene doesn't make as much sense as its counterpart in the first season. This dude looks homeless, but the organization wasn't targeting actually homeless people because it'd be stupid, homeless people have nothing to lose and would just rob the recruiter (or try to). Their targets were people who were financially ruined but still not totally marginalized and baited them with the promise of returning to their former social status or otherwise fixing their lives.

You'd think you would see the recruiter targeting someone like a cryptofag who lost everything day trading a shitcoin, a failed artist who owes drug dealers money, somebody whose wife got a sudden huge medical bill or some shit.

>>212118118
would be funny a discount luigi mangione

>>212118118
>somebody whose wife got a sudden huge medical bill or some shit.
I hope everyone in the us series is bankrupt because of medical debt (or student loans). It will be a hilarious social critique

>>212095150 (OP)
>they're playing that gook game of the slap

They regularly play that in America?

>>212117180
Never been into armpits but I am wondering wot it would be like to lick her perfectly bald, pristine armpits. If there was ever a time, that'd be it. Prime Blanchett.

>>212119081
weird

>>212096820

>>212096820
>??? wouldn't it be like marbles or hopscotch or someshit?
whats that?
white pipo dont have culture, stoopi

girlboss moment

>>212102385
The prosthetics from lotr don't usually look that bad. Just in this shot her ear looks inflamed and erect

>>212122152
> that lame slapping
> that horrendous suit
> ddakji in western city
> hobo taking slaps from thin dyke like a cuck

this entire scene is the epithome of cringe

>>212097620
smelly dumb zoomer scum

>>212122152
>>212122324
is this dialogue in English?

do they still talk in some weird pidgin English like season 1?

>>212095150 (OP)
SNEED GAMES NEXT
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blanchett is ridiculously overrated. She just can't help but do the perpetual retarded smirk, even in contexts where it absolutely does not fit. She should be strictly confined to smug villain roles like Hela. She can't pull anything else off.

>>212095150 (OP)
Its tradition to end a Squid Game season with a absolutely baffling visual decision

>>212122152
>why yes, lets hire 60y.o hag to play as a recruiter where she'll be wearing a man business suit walking alone in a quiet alley. playing gook game with a bunch of hobos.

>>212113850
bro her mouth is pulled so tight she can barely keep it closed

>>212113390
One VIP was chinese

>>212118118
/thread

I still don't know the rules for ddjaki

Obligatory.

>>212122756
isn't obligatory, this is actually fake goyslop made by redditors

>>212122802
There's a good chance this will happen though. You know how Hollywood is.

>>212122472
The hair indicated he got main character syndrome. It's common with lottery winners as well.

>>212122152
Demonic goblin phenotype.

>>212122831
Oh yea some form of it is definitely happening
but at least I'll rest easy with the USA version despite people seething about it
it's being directed by David Fincher, which is a retard I actually trust with something like this

>>212122974
he just let Netflix put his name on it for like $5 million, he'll maybe direct like one episode to justify that and then he'll be gone

are Trans fans upset?

>>212123307
>are trans fans upset an evil straight male killed a heroic tranny, just like what happens every single day in real life because straight males hate trannies?

>>212122152
>first day job as a squid game recruiter
>trying to recruit a black guy that she encountered at the back alley
>offered to play a game with promise of money if he wins
>black guy lose the 1st game, she bitch slap him
>black guy snaps and knocked her the fuck out and shot her afterward then took all her belongings
game over

Imagine how pathetic her slaps are compared to the recruiter

>>212095150 (OP)
The Squid Games hosts couldn't find anyone sadistic enough to be the recruiter except for a white middle aged woman.

>>212122620
Who's knees?

>>212095150 (OP)
So does this confirm that Netflix is making an EN Squid Game? What games could they use? Games like jump rope, tug of war, and hide n seek were already used.

>>212117524
When that was happening I figured that would have been a great game to kill off the O vote supporters and let the X vote supporters cross and then after the game is over vote to leave.

>>212124075
yep, directed by David Fincher (entirely, I hope)
it was confirmed a few months after S2 released

Kinda hoped they changed to different countries with each season, but that ship sailed already.
By countries I mean more obscure ones like korea, not well known ones

>>212124203
Fincher sounds honestly kino, I'm cautiously optimistic

>>212095150 (OP)
Am I supposed to care about this ancient skeleton?

>>212124075
Blood sugar spike competition
Most hot dogs eaten in 5 min
Etc

>>212124249
Middle Eastern squid game will have niggas dying over a game of backgammon

>>212095150 (OP)
I just hope they keep the voting for the American version. That's one of the changes I actually liked in season 2.

>>212124075
they could play "try to figure out what keeps beeping in the hallway"

>>212124427
The idea was good but they should reduce voting screentime by 10x

>>212124319
Sure why not, just pick "irrelevant" countries for each season and that could've been interesting. But it was just korea again and again even though it was supposed to be worldwide thing that's happening.

>>212095150 (OP)
I hope in the US version there's going to be a black guy who initially votes O but then starts voting X and becomes sort of a better guy
there aren't enough flawed black characters, most of them nowadays are almost 100% morally correct unless it's an all-black cast

>>212124585
You sound gay

>>212124516
yea literally just focus on main cast members that vote, I don't need to see like 20 randoms voting

>>212122472
Why does this make people seethe so much

US kino
Dodgeball
Football
Basketball
Tag

>>212124892
elaborate about the game detail

>>212124929
>get hit by dodgeball
>get eliminated
The football one would be flag football to make it more kiddy. Rip off someone's flag, they get eliminated

>>212125053
sounds fucking gay. that doesn't make any difference than a real sport.

>>212117081
One of the VIPs was a Chinese woman (who they bizarrely dubbed when she was meant to be speaking English)

>>212124075
Tik Tok challenges but they're deadly
The Ice bucket challenge but its on a tight rope or some shit
School Shooting
Throwing rocks at cars from the freeway passenger bridge.
Vaping in the bathroom

>>212124075
America Squid game number 1
>School shooting, a soldier patrols the school and you have to hide
>Walking to the store, crossing multiple locations that aren't built for pedestrians.
>Staying quiet in the theatre, no loud noises, no being obnoxious, no eating popcorn too loudly or talking.
>Food eating challenge, where a team have to eat large amounts of junk food.
>Tip challenge, where you have to tip the correct amount.
>Riot challenge, one group have to burn down a building while the others defend it.
>Border patrol challenge, one group have to cross the border, the others have to stop them.

>>212124075
Americans also have chicken, right? (Think Frogger.)

That, the 'cars' can just be car-shaped obstacles on a track at high speed.

>>212095150 (OP)
oh shit
fringe is back

>>212125299
>Ice bucket challenge
I nutted to so many YouTube videos of this.
So.
Many.

>>212095408
Skkkkrrrrrrrrt

>>212124075
Sharks and minnows and smear the queer

>>212124892
For the American one they should do a version of basketball where a player has to run back and forth across the court making shots every X seconds, and if he misses any, guys with guns surrounding the court will shoot him dead. Could be kino.

American squid game you have to survive selling rainbow lighters in the hood

I never got why people go crazy for her, she had like 10 minutes of screen time in lord of the rings

>>212128295
It's a very magical 10 minutes in the books too. People doubted there was an actress could do it justice, but she managed to nail it.

>>212122472
>a Squid Game season with a absolutely baffling visual decision
what was s2?

>>212124075
they confirmed American Squid Games after S2 came out, Cate Blanchett ending is probably just a sneak peek

>>212125109
>hide and seek
>you die if you get found
I mean

>>212095408
C'MON MY BOY

>>212098899
>Why would you want 60 year old ugly woman in your show?
>What crowd is your target audience with her?
This show had old ladies all over it. When do you stop barking the same shit you read, to try and fail to fit in? When do you grow the fuck up?

>>212128650
But why are they using a korean game for the American squid game? Nobody in America is going to know what that game is (from the contestants' point of view).

>>212124892
Capture the flag could be fun with capturing the other team's flag meaning that everyone on that team gets blasted.

>>212124075
Well, shootings are a common school age game, so that one is obvious.

>>212128828

read >>212103424 , >>212104784 , >212106489, >>212123455

>>212124075
>Laser tag but with guns
>hide and seek with guns
BurgerPunk kino incoming

>>212124892
>with guns

>>212113850
definitely lip injections
also, women as they age, lose collagen, this is a medical fact; why do you think they sell that bullshit snake oil collagen powders in stores? its just peptides that are broken down into smaller aminos due to your stomach acid, defeating all purpose

>>212124075
>You're on a sidewalk
>Across the street, guards are disguised as niggers
>You have to cross the road and change sidewalks to avoid them
>But there are cars passing by

>>212124249
>African Country
>Even before the first game, the participants kill each other in the dormitory because they belong to different ethnic groups, believing that the others are sorcerers who teleported them there, that there is gold in the skulls of bald people, and that the limbs of albinos bring good luck...

>>212128863
But otherwise, how will the viewers understand that she is a recruiter for American games?

>>212133882
I think that act of someone in a suit playing a child's game with another adult would be enough for a clue. Especially since the recruiter seemingly recognized the front man.

>>212095408
miss this lil nigga

>>212131846
>set in a school

Season 3 lacked Sam Hyde

>>212133808
game makers shouldn't have drawn up the dorms without ethnic considerations
simple as

american squid games but all the VIPs are jewish

she looked really bogged in that del taco movie.

>>212095150 (OP)
>Slapping crackheads in US
>Doesn't get stabbed

>>212095150 (OP)
I'm beginning to think hollywood plastic surgeons should be incarcerated and placed on death row

>>212098289
Nobody is familiar with this fucking retarded envelope game in the US, what?

>>212098289
>okay, let's play this game
>she looks down trying to hit the piece of folded paper with the other one
>hobo just beats the shit out of her and robs her

>>212104784
Even if it's a man, too many guns in the US. This doesn't make sense, somebody would just rob the recruiter.
Same thing when they probably get kidnapped just like the Korean version
>wait here, step inside this car, this gas will knock you out
>not instantly
>contestants with guns still have time to shoot them

>>212114857
grim

Just finished watching S3, that was probably the worst ending I've ever seen to a tv series

>>212140340
You obviously havent watched GOT

>>212140410
True

>100% plagiarized from Kaiji
>Sell the to Jeetflix
>Forcefully incorporate them into the GoyWood franchise
>Collaborate with McDonalds

Is Plasticgook retarded?

>>212140340
This is just the standard sequelbait ending that leaves numerous loose ends, it's nowhere as bad as endings that retroactively ruin the whole thing.

Why are there American cameos on Korean shows? It makes it seem like the peninsula is a colony.

Look everyone, I think we can all agree that we can set our differences a side to unite under one goal.

We have to kill the baby.

>>212140340
It's Kshit, they don't know how to finish their shows.
It was obvious from the end of S1, where they fucked the end with the old man monologuing - they had to perfect set up for a fuck you, but didn't do it.

>>212124892
>dodgeball with wrenches and javelins and other sharp/blunt objects

hollywood no thank you. Instead, make live action version of Usogui.

>>212140523
>>212095150 (OP)
>Steal from Kaiji egregiously
>WOW THIS IS FUKN GOOD DOOD MAKE MORE
>ummm... haha.. yeah.. ok wait tho, gotta flesh it out
>OH FUCK WHERE DO I STEAL FROM NOW
>S2 is trash
>well... umm haha lets just end it like this
>S3 absolutely gigatrash
This korean nigger had no more material left to steal from, story was so bad I couldn't believe it. I skipped through it. Maybe Fincher can save it by making it super dark, most likely not

>squid game usa
>lose the game and get shot

>every room is school-themed

SQUID GAME SEASON 3 SPOILERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpIgKxiJ-IE

>>212141189
This is literally just another example of capitalistic plundering of someone's creative idea and turning it into a massive commercial franchise. The franchise nature of this show is a better satire of capitalism than the death games and symbolism in the show.

>>212141190
luckily Burgers don't have long term memory or pattern recognition.

>>212141133
Anon they made one in 2022 and it looks like shit

>>212141189
ripping off Kaiji is a cherished and honored tradition in Asia

>5 years later
>still going on about their irrelevant dumb weebshit no ones cares about
kek

>>212141559
China did a better job of a Kaiji knockoff with a D-List American actor cameo distributed by Netflix

Anyone else notice Netflix started recommending more K-slop?

>>212126305
Why?

>>212124075
>jump rope, tug of war, and hide n seek were already used.
Jump rope and tug of war are both very straightforward. But they could hide n seek again with a new twist. Different maze and rules.

Thanos really carried the show in season 2

>>212124075
Arm wrestling.

>>212142093
one dimensional character
nam-gyu is way more interesting

>>212124427
Nah, this shit got ridiculous by the end. They kept adding frontman exposition to lead the audience into believing that the remaining contestants could vote yes, but there was no point in staying after hide and seek when all the players had shit themselves.

>>212128828
there are old ladied for roles
but they got famous old lady
for a role where she wont be threatening, dominating, likely wont even be able to reach emotional scene the original recruiter had because its so hard to look at her or take her seriously

>>212098289
You know he's into that shit

>>212142093
psycho-killer nam-su was better

Liar Game american adaptation when?

>>212142309
*nam-gyu

There really was no reason for any of them to continue the game after hide and seek.

Literally only the old man had the 10 billion won debt.

Not to mention they all saw how stacked the games can be if you RNG it wrong

Dumb as fuck ngl

>>212098289
Lmao that's retarded
He would just stab her to death

Squid game doesn't really work in America because everyone is armed to the teeth and would kill you on sight if you had that much money in a briefcase, especially if they were desperate.

Fuck we rob liquor stores for small bills on the regular. Lmao shit is so stupid

>>212095150 (OP)
>Squid games: USA
Front Woman speaking

>>212118647
Once we don't pay all these extra charges your people won't get any free handouts anymore. Tick tock we're coming for thine

>>212142569
The longer the games continued, the greedier and inhuman the players became. Even when they had more than enough they still wanted even more, because why stop now that they're so close to the end. After 4 or so games, each dead player greatly increased the shared reward for the others. People stopped seeing others as people, and instead thought about "if that one dies, how much more money do I get?" In the end, people were willing to murder a baby just to get more money.

>>212140057
???
>im gay
Oh ok

>>212122152
how many hours were they playing this shit?

>>212124075
A lot of these answers are joke answers.

its probably going to be
>Jenga
Some gay form of dodgeball
Floor is lava I guess
Cats cradle maybe
Red rover?

It's like you guys never played baby games

.

>>212098289

>>212124249
ukrainian squid games when

>>212142716
I don't think that works like that in real life, especially when there's so many dogshit team games in squid game.
>I'll be trapped with some fucking loser and lose
The cast is generally fucking weak this season too

If s1 characters had the option to stop they would have stopped after sugar cookies because it's obvious how fucking rigged the games are in terms of RNG

>>212142169
He's just a washed out drug addict. And half the time he was just imitating Thanos.
My boy really got screwed dying so early

Thanos is an MC who steals the show
Druggie is a follower

>Squid game USA
>For some reason they included the Korean detective guy subplot with him tracking his brother to the US, has to team up with a black American cop who is looking for his missing sister who is participating in the games
>Spend 1/3rd of the runtime every episode gathering clues on where the games are held
>Finally finds it on the last episode, black cop guy gets killed in a shoot out, never finds his sister, korean detective catches a glimpse of his brother, screams his name but in the end he lost sight of him, season ends with him going back to Korea to take care of his adopted daughter from season 3

>>212141559
Kaiji didn't invent the concept of a death game, you fucking retarded weebs.

>>212141189
He got only something like $10k for season 1 and way more for season 2 and 3. He's based in my book. Especially because he makes retarded kaiji fans like you seethe.

>>212142822
$80 per flip I'm playing that shit all day she can slap my head off for all I care

>>212142822
People who watch us squid game don't have to Google how much 300 trillion ching chong is in us dollars to know how much money they're talking about. One positive thing, I guess.

>>212143318
must be nice to have enough money for cate blanchett to slap you all day

>>212122152
It's possible that it won't continue the story and will be in the past. Netflix has done this before.
Narcos season 3 did this.
Last episode teased that the story would continue in Mexico after Escobar died and the Cali cartel was dismantled
Next season?
It is in Mexico, but it's a prequel.

>>212141648
That movie was fucking terrible

>>212118118
Fascinating analysis, but there’s no reason to believe the American prospective contestant is homeless. He has a normal American appearance, including hygiene and fashion.

>>212095150 (OP)
>squid game America already DEI.

>>212096820
it going to be pickle ball where you get git by the tennis ball you die.

>oh shit oh fuck i missed the envelope again haha
>guess you, in your business attire and with a stern look, are gonna have to slap my face again oh noooo
>don't slap me too hard ahahaha

>>212142822
>mfw I lose on purpose for hours so I can keep getting slapped and my balls stepped on hopefully

>>212143385
Wouldn't surprise me, millenials eat up any 80s themed shit and setting it in the past you can reference a bunch of cultural events for people to basedface over

Who will "the north koreans" of the US version?

>>212141648
is that gay actor michael douglas?

>jig is up and the games are clearly revealed to be unfair death games from day 1
>every single fucking day afterwards
>big song and dance on how just one more game wouldn't hurt
>20 years spent on the episode's voting scene and hyping up the events as if they aren't going to be fucking playing
>they play one more game and the rules are revealed
>WTF THIS IS AN UNFAIR DEATH GAME I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE I WANNA GO HOME
>survivors return
>AAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANNA PLAY THOSE DEATH GAMES ANYMORE I WANNA GO HOME
>B B B BUHHH MUH DEBT ONE MORE GAME ONE MORE GAME ONE MORE GAME
>another song and fucking dance building up the voting scene as if they won't continue playing
>repeat until "two seasons" of literally fucking nothing and everyone acting like retards who are not fucking entertaining to watch which is the worst part of season 2

>>212143404
So just like kaiji, based

>>212124075
Fuck, marry, kill

>green text GREEN TEXT green text
>repeat for 50 lines of mind numbing pedestrian takes no one will ever read

>>212097620
i fast forwarded the whole 3rd season in 50 minutes, it was borderline unwatchable trash.

>>212095150 (OP)
>in ho reveals himself to GI Hun
>Gi hun's entire reaction is just "grr im gonna shake and take the knife grrr!"
they fucking butchered Gi Hun's character

>>212144418
you read it

>>212144304
>Who will "the north koreans" of the US version?
Mexicans

>>212142822
Let's pretend it was a passing cloud

>cate I don't know if you know what borderlands is-
>YES where do I sign?!?
still so weird she agreed to that.

>>212144304
Trump voters and the protag will be a black person

>>212144543
she is a thirsty old hag desperate for work
to again matter, probably doing it on cheap too
she should have been rejected in all of these projects

>>212144304
>Who will "the north koreans" of the US version?
it's sure as shit that there will be several illegal immigrants.

>>212141295
I literally predicted that that was how the final game was going to end. But I thought it was going to be the other way round from what happened

>>212144482
nope

>>212124075
>first game is red light green light as usual
>first person gets shot
>black contestants all yell SHIIIIIEEETTTT in unison
Oh yeah, it’s gonna be kino

any s1 character would absolutely RAPE all the s2/3 characters without even lifting a finger holy shit

>>212095150 (OP)
This wouldn't fly in America
They are too retarded so much than they could probably and successfully riot and overthrow their captors

>>212095408
Señorita excuse moi

American version will be the most racist piece of fiction ever made
>mystery meat perfect mc who always does good
>every single good person isn't white
>every single good person IS white
>also nazis

>>212095408
nam-su haircut is GOAT and mogs thanos's

>>212124075
>red light, green light (obviously)
>simon says
>variation on tag (or catch the tail)
>something to do with a see-saw or a swing
>a ball game (tennis ball sized)
>burger version of squid game (british bulldog if it was set in the uk)(i expect it to have collapsing platforms or something over the top)

Additional possibilities
>paper-plane throwing
>hop-scotch
>chinese whispers
>that parachute game where you stand in a circle and raise a parachute and 2 people have to run underneath it before it falls back to the ground
>something to do with building a snowman
>something to do with tree climbing

>>212124427
It was good, but it was also the driving "point" of the season. I don't think they can do it again without it feeling like retreading old ground and without it paling in comparison to the real life it's satirising

>>212114657
Virginity now is a requisite condition for functioning eyesight then I guess.

s3 was shit

>spend entire first season building up a “revenge arc” for mc to take down the evil villains
>make villains cartoonishly evil and retarded
>English dub over English speakers??
>bad guys beat good guys at every turn
>good guy dies, bad guys drive off into the sunset, two little Asian girls become rich
>homeless Americans playing ddakji
how did you enjoy your netflix slop, anon?

>>212095150 (OP)
haha oh noooo imagine her slapping you in the face repeatedly hahaha

>>212095150 (OP)
This season felt so boring.
They killed off most of the interesting characters last season and like two more of the only interesting ones left died in the first two episodes.

Whenever they insert le newborn child into a TV show and it becomes about "protecting new life!" it just makes no sense.

Working class poor people are the ones to get abortions, they dont give a shit.

Writing screams very upper middle class to me.

>>212099459
>let
I pay for it

>>212146363
>>212146452
painfully unfunny

>>212097620
>edgerunnertrannyspic is retarded af
imagine my shock

>>212146326
how would you fix it?

>>212147451
newfagbeaners somehow love that trash

>>212145095
>literally gay ass hair

>>212144304
some sort of Palestian I guess

>>212147477
Junho arrives in time to actually confront Inho, and then kills him and stops the game, they blow up the facility. Then they still show the American Squid Games to show that they might've stopped one branch but the something something human greed goes on.

Instead of Junho showing up and doing...nothing

>>212144304
Cubans. Mexicans will be the Alis.

>>212148215
>they blow up the facility
that's retarded, why and how would they do this? literally hollywood non sense turn your brain off tier.

>>212095408
F

>>212124892
smear the queer

Why no gulf arabs among the VIPs? They're the most likely to fund this kind of shit irl.

You're telling me he had no idea this shit was international?

>>212095408
literally the only good thing about the the show post season 1

>>212098289
ahahaha oh no, I failed the game again, I guess you'll have to slap me in the face as hard as you can mommy

>>212148315
they're busy for pooping on average onlyfans bpd fatherissue'd thot

>>212139492
isnt it just pogs?

The voting sequences in s2 and 3 utterly infuriated me. There was no tension, because you already knew they were going to get to the final game, yet the show insisted on making them as drawn out and torturous as possible. I actually started fast forwarding them

Wyee

>>212148839
it made no sense in the end. besides 100 with the 10 billion debt and that one agressive/insane guy, the others would have run away with 5 billion won and they all looked deathly afraid and exhausted.

and in the next scene they suddenly all changed their mind and voted to keep going for some reason

>>212095150 (OP)
>Americans risking their lives to pay off debt instead of just declaring bankruptcy and waiting a few years for their credit to recover

Lol

>>212148975
Korean culture seems more merit and socially based on shame, Americans could give a single fuck if they're in debt. They'll probably have loan sharks coming after them or they're all in danger of being killed for borrowing money from others, less so about having debt from banking institutions

>>212148903
they wanted to quit before the last game but then they've been told that they will decide who will be eliminated themselves

>>212148975
Bro, they weren't getting loans from legitimate banks.

>>212148323
he was thinking "why the fuck are they playing ddakji in america?"

>>212148323
I think it was "wait, this shit happens in america too? And they're literally recruiting homeless people? A-are we the bad guys?"

>>212143344
what?

>>212148323
>[in Korean] who the fuck is that grandma