Thread 212096375

She is legitimately the only reason to watch that film

cor blimey. just imagine what she looked like when she was still developing. oh my.

>>212096405
I dunno what you're talking about mate :)

>>212096375 (OP)
i remember her nipples almost poking out in that shirt

>>212096876
actually looks worse.
how is this possible?

weird man-face. looks a bit like Zack Morris.

>>212097541
>faceblind AND retarded
zoom zooms are so done for

imagine going to gradeschool with jennifer and then a little after leaving college seeing her in requiem. I'm glad I don't know about the whorery of my gradeschool's belles.

>>212097613
it's the eyebrows, you tit. i'm a millennial. zoomers have better eyesight than me.

maybe anons should learn to encode videos better. don't just put "x360" into your ffmpeg options and call it a day: this is a disgraceful excuse for a 3 MB file.

>>212097688
Wasn't she way past the age of 'a little after college' in Requiem?

>>212096876
cutie

>>212098022
100%

>>212096375 (OP)
>After Dark starts playing on repeat

>>212099768
>Compact disc
so, digitalfrens, how have these held up? are these discs still playing, decades later?

>>212099168
For me? It's the The Midnight - Sunset fan music video https://youtu.be/dlW1w6gCWr8?si=7tt08spEnLGZr4X7

>>212100149
I have a CD from 1987 that still plays perfectly fine

>>212096375 (OP)
Look at them big fucking titties! Just look at them? Aren't them the greatest?

>>212096375 (OP)
More or less.

>>212100267
should probably take your diamond CD to a jeweller's anon, get a fair chunk of money for it.

>>212097541
You are a gay.

>>212097907
Fauci really used to live it up

>>212100576
Kek surely that's Putin
>in all seriousness RIP

>>212096375 (OP)
Hottest Jewish woman I've ever seen, besides Scarlett Johansson, 90s Alicia Silverstone, and Ben Shapiro's sister.

>>212100533
i could be gay for tomboys, but this is just a mannish girl.

>>212100791
you're either blind, mindbroken or your idea of men shaped by femboys

>>212100774
God bless big titty jewesses

>>212100774
She mogs all of them tbd

>>212096375 (OP)
If there's a second holocaust i'll protect prime connelly at all cost along with prime eva greene

Wasn't she underage in this movie?

>>212101445
Nope.

>>212096876
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

>>212101129
She is the sole reason I would stop the second holocaust by any means

>>212097541
Do your parents know you're gay?

>>212100533
QT

>>212100774
Scarjo is overrated.

>>212100149
depends how well you take care of them. if they're not scratched and haven't been left in the sun and rain or something, they should be fine

SEXO

>>212096876
i never realized she had her teeth fixed before but she definitely did

>>212101983
pity. they were cute

>>212100485
>girls for sex

>>212101983
No she didn't. Her face kind of just adjusted and grew into it over the years. She still retains the same teeth structure more or less

i will fucking die

>>212102103
What's her problem?

>>212102168
Suffering from peak beauty

>>212096876
:3

Jacob looked amazing right up to Blood Diamond

>>212101712
as established earlier, i don't even know. my parents might, but i'm not going to re-connect with them just to find out.

post more jcon

>>212100208
That one is still my favorite version. Better than the song in the actual movie

Honestly what do you do in this situation?

>>212103363
I would probably run away from there.

>>212103363
Ask her if she wants a crane lift

>>212103363
Try not to become noticeably erect.

>>212103363
chew five gum

>>212096375 (OP)
How did John Hughes manage to make some of the best movies of all time and also some of the worst movies of all time on the span of one decade?

>>212103363
ask if she likes jazz

She's so cute it's unreal

>>212104084
jcon tummy

>>212104454
Her tummy is peak

>>212104637
She is almost unbelievable.

>>212097907
>timothy, what should we do over lunch today?
>well jonathan, I was thinking we could go to the strip club and degrade some whores

My Real Barenziah :)

>>212104660
GIWTWM
I
W
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W
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>>212103363
Assert dominance with my boner

I love Jconn threads.

>>212096375 (OP)
It's a fun movie on top of that. Frank Whaley is likable, it's a neat, wish fulfillment premise (You're an up all night janitor who gets the opportunity to be a hero when two robbers come in and you get the hottest woman to ever live), and John Candy has a cameo.

>>212096375 (OP)
her thick ass mustache was on full display in dark city and it's distracting as fuck too me

>>212105725
she has no mustache:)

>>212105725
Kino.

>>212103363
think of uncomfortable/painful things, piano wire under my fingernails, stuff like that.

then collect security footage, talk to any witnesses, press charges.

>>212096876
enhance

>>212096375 (OP)
seeing the old 1980s target is nice
they all looked liked that well into the 2000s

>>212100485
gib Tifa gf

Jen a cute!

>>212107591
Cute!

>>212107591
A cute!

>>212107591
>>212107631
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>212107591
Cutie patootie.

>>212104660
>>212100485
Wouldnt crooks with a gun who are heterosexual make her take her top off? Or were to 2 guy crooks a gay couple?

>>212108241
feeta

>>212108485
Robbing is always the first priority

>>212108241
God bless the nips for the shoots

>>212109034
Love Technics.

>>212108485
>fingerless gloves at a robbery
I don't think they had enough brain cells to spare.

>>212108485
We live in the time where AI will be able to make rape scene out of that picture

>>212109102
Iconic.

>>212096876
>her husband makes a film about her coomed on by a black man
Now what did Paul Bettany mean by this?

>>212103363
unzip my jumpsuitt so my pp could slide between her crotch

>>212109685
He's a atheist leftist cuck.

>>212108485
>"tits."
>polaroid
>masturbate/blackmail later

>>212109102
ahhhhh

>>212100774
>>212100944
>>212100981
her and scarjo are half goy

>>212110814
Good

>>212109685
why would she have a husband at 15

>>212110645
AAAAAAAHH!!!

>>212110814
And that's why they are beautiful women.

>>212096375 (OP)
I can't lie, she's the reason I watched it, but I enjoyed despite her nonetheless

>>212105629
>Frank Whaley is likable
This. I should hate his character, he's many things I dislike in a person, but Whaley made him sympathetic and personable, props to him

>>212110966
Her non technics shoots in japan were just as good

>>212104660
>>212103363
>>212111231
i know it exposes my pathetic virgin inceldom but the thing that impresses me the most about male actors is how often they can be in sexual or even just close quarter situations with actresses and be able to function. if connelly had been lying on top of me like this face to face, my face would be extremely red and i couldnt even think and i would be so erect. if i was facing her riding on that horse like that i wouldnt focus. the grown man seeing her walk towards him then kiss him on the lips. and it goes for any simulated sex scene, any nude scene, anything. i would even be able to speak if an actress was doing stuff like this to me.

i remember the movie out of my league where the bombshell alice eve was with rat faced jay baruchel and at least that movie was realistic when they had alice riding jay fully clothed and it made him prematurely ejaculate in his pants and they made a plot point about that.

theyre a different breed, im a subhuman.

>>212111353
Acting is all about control. Good actors have bags of it. Of course you're going to jelly internally when faced with a 11/10 goddess like Connelly, of course the little phantom Weinstein sitting on your shoulder is screaming IMAGINE HER PUSSY AND TITS. But they just stifle it and get on with the job because a) that's what being civilised is all about, and b) the alternative is awkward, social death and rejection. Shit, every straight man who converses with decent-looking women daily is thinking the same thing, and they know we're thinking it, and we know they know we're thinking it, but we put it aside so we can take part in life.

>>212111353
Trust me, once you start touching women around you (or even have one of your own) you'll get bored of ass or tits.
An actor's job is to act like it doesn't bother him

>>212110931
try telling a 15-year-old to stay abstinent.

or try telling a married 15-year-old they should wait 1-10 years to consummate the marriage.

>>212111353
>>212111793
>>212111874
an anon who claimed to be an actor said he just masturbates before filming any remotely-saucy scenes.

happy to just take him at his word tbqh. i'm sure actors can and do train for this sort of thing, but it's a pretty straightforward solution.

sexo

>>212111902
>first one
sex not marriage
>second one
child brides have no choice in the matter, they are exploited

>>212111996
see, thats a realistic option. i mean, i would still be unable to function and be a red, sweating stuttering retard. but at least getting an erection and cumming in my pants is hopefully not going to happen

>>212104660
>>212096375 (OP)
Dermot Mulroney is in this movie
What's weird is that he would make another movie with Connelly in 1992 called The Heart of Justice where they're siblings and there's incest sublot
The movie also has Eric stolz who was in Pulp fiction which also had frank Whaley

Bizarre movie trivia

She reminds me of the babe

>>212096876
Wars were waged over this in the Classical era.

>>212111793
>>212111874
do you guys think that actresses or even just women in general ever actually feel happy if they were to have that effect on some guy, that some guy views them as being so attractive that he cant even function around her? or do they just view him as a pathetic beta faggot loser

>>212105725
I was served in a shop the other day by an otherwise cute girl with a bit of a mustache and I couldn't stop staring at it then looking away. It was off-putting.

>>212112205
what babe

she is married for over 20+ years to the guy who played Vision in marvel
imagine being him
absolute sadness that he got her only after she cut off her tits

>>212112492
haha yeah, absolutely sadness, being married to current connelly, it must be such a bad thing, what a loser guy lol

>>212112437
Yes

>>212112437
Of course they love having that effect on men, but they'll dimiss you the instant you show that you can't keep it together

The little sparkle of admiration in her eyes when she realises you can keep cool in her presence is what you want to aim for

>>212112489
The babe with power

>>212112536
unironically yes
I know of her only because of /tv/ and anything post 2000...
she is just some actress, pretty but nothing striking compared to carrier opportunities time

>>212112489
Perfection.

>>212112650
what power

>>212112437
i have no problem around women no matter how hot they are because i just think about how annoying they are and how much i dislike them

>>212112719
The power of voodoo

>>212112878
who do?

>>212112205
The babe with the power

>>212112927
You do
>>212113023
>a bit late but nice webm

>>212113067
do what

what the best connelly coom kino?

>>212113247
Remind me of the babe

>>212113067
>>a bit late but nice webm
Story of my life.

>>212111353
>male actor
theyre all theaterkids (when theyre not a nepo baby)
theyre either gay or so sexually deviant they need the most esoteric specific sexual stimuli to get random boners

>>212096375 (OP)
I actually really liked Career Opportunities as a kid, up until the robbers showed up. I would then fast forward to the horsey scene and turn it off after that.

>>212113870
Every single one is a coom kino because Jennifer Connelly is coom kino

>>212105629
It's a bit depressing because it's the official transition point from John "Breakfast Club" Hughes to John "Home Alone" Hughes. He dug out a half finished script and tossed that dog shit third act on it and counted his money.

>>212096375 (OP)
Watched it this year because I've seen the gifs posted so many times. Movie fucking sucked, the male protagonist was terrible.

>>212115019
Yeah, the movie sucks. Even she thinks it sucks.

>>212115019
Hence the fucking OP, genius

>>212115387
Yeah, I was agreeing with the OP.
Do you have a mental illness?

>>212108485
Yeah, you are right. I’m not even a bad guy but if I were in that situation I would probably take her into a stall, make her get her tits out and jerk off left handed for 4 seconds before coming on them and my pants while keeping the gun on her with my right hand because I was too stupefied to switch hands.

>>212096375 (OP)
I think she looks better older and thinner. Like in Hulk

>>212114415
Not even her leg. She’s sitting on someone.

>>212096375 (OP)
Why are her boobs bigger in this film than any other? Was she supplementing?

>>212100774
Alicia Silverstone was never hot. She has a weird ass face.

>>212096876
I'm jealous of that hairline and being able to run fingers through your hair like it's nothing.

How come nobody ever posts about Mulholland Falls in these threads?

>>212108485
Great profile. I hate the push against that type of nose on a girl and for having a bump.

>>212110645
Dude, 9/11 just happened and even though I’m British I’m totally freaking out right now and I need to marry one of the hottest chicks alive!

And she’s says yes off of the high of doing 9/11. Is he the luckiest mf alive?

>>212101983
>i never realized she had her teeth fixed before but she definitely did
And waxed her arms and eyebrows, and got anorexic, and chopped off her tits. Women are retarded.

>>212112437
They get off on the idea of being raped so of course they'd like this — but hardly any would admit it. This may be related to why so many women like young boys.

>>212117349
Me. :D

>>212106580
>Never being able to grab an icee in a comfy neon and tile floored section of the store again.
:(

>>212117623
I post it all the time

>>212118229
Yowzers, will you get a look at those bullet trains

>>212118534
Rumors are they pop out of dresses too

>>212118229
MAN THE TORPEDOS

>>212118817
Did her tits pop out on set?

>>212118993
Yes, straight into my mouth

>>212119056
You must be Nick Nolte then. I remember him spitting on a guy he was yelling at near the end of Mulholland Falls so you know he had his saliva all over those boobs.

it's over

>>212119241
Idk about that but I got to suck on her milkers for a good while

>>212119314
>Fb/Connelly1970

>>212119489
she's hot

>>212096876
God she's perfect here.

Rare swimsuit pic

>>212096375 (OP)
Jennifer Connelly is perhaps the most beautiful woman in modern history

>>212120101
*of all time

>>212120137
Her tits really put her over the edge so I’m willing to concede she might technically be the goat.

However, Sophie Thatcher is on the rise.

>>212109102
Japanese fuckin loved Jennifer in the 80s to 90s
Maybe it was the dark hair and eyebrows, giving a familiar element to her otherwise exotic looks, and winding up at an ideal beauty standard.

>>212120099
RARE

Jcon with facial baby fat was a legitimate 10/10

>>212112676
>post 2000.
Get the fuck outta here. You could at least say 2010 when she began to look older. She was still an incredible beauty in the 2000s, with a more mature look due to having a less round face. See her in say Hulk for instance.

>>212113023
You just know

>>212102103
Phil Collins is watching her

>>212117623
Well I've been banned for posting the opening credits several times in the past.

>>212120318
Thatcher is cute but pretty severe fivehead, there's a reason for the bangs

>>212120328
Dark hair and green eyes, asians love that shit

>>212120101
>>212120137
nope

>>212120417
She is in her 50s here, and thus looks older. Am I meant to change my mind for some reason? Are you stupid?

>>212120318
Kys Soapyfag.

>>212120417
Mommy, absolutely would

>>212120417
Jcon bros?

Still on top ;)

>>212120417
I don't get it. She got older when time passed, therefore....something.

>>212120318
FUCK OFF SOAP

>>212120318
>However, Sophie Thatcher is on the rise.
/tv/ has really sold me on this lady, i always click her threads and stare at the pictures and yet i'm still to see a film with her in it.

>>212120451
There are actresses her age and older who look way better than her, so your claim she's the best ever is stupid.

>>212120614
Watch Companion, she is kinda cute there.

>>212120651
Not really, and you're retarded.
Even other actresses at their peak do not match up to her at her peak

>>212120393
Ok, based

>>212120408
Nope, it’s beautiful and her large prefrontal cortex only makes her hotter.

>>212120318
She's cute but she's not striking the way Connelly was. She's also way too fluctuating with her weight.

>>212120510
>>212120601
Then who would post Soapy? Think.

>>212103363
deliberately get my lines wrong or mess up in some way so we have to keep redoing the scene over and over while i gradually edge from the friction. none the wiser.

Sex with her whole bent over like this

>>212120825
Nobody, as it should be

>>212120689
you are the stupid one,
Wasn't Brooke Shields considered the most beautiful when they were young? You can't deny that.

Is this a Sophie Thatcher thread now?

>>212120960
No.

>>212103363
Gradually allow myself to get an erection. Hope that she is flattered by it. Listen as she gets up and announces to the whole crew, “he’s got wood”, and walks off to her trailer.

>>212120663
>kinda

>>212120960
Nope, young Brooke Shields doesn't come close to Jen, don't say dumb shit like that

And the John Candy cameo

>>212120137
Peak big titty Jenn

>>212121005
why are dark haired and pale skin women so kino?

>>212120978
No, cause I’m being shadowbanned right now. Later.

Also big titties like jencon

bye but they're still not as big as jencon

>>212120960
Don't be ridiculous

>>212121105
BOOBA

>>212120746
Woof

>>212118229
And a couple more, specifically with her tits

>>212121105
Thatcher's tits are pretty big but they're droopsville, Jennifer's were perky as well as big.

>>212121105
P I N K

>>212121332
Is this the one where she fucks the guy with the jawline and his brother joker Joaquin whos in love with her sees her ride him and she gives him eye contact

>>212121408
No that's Inventing the Abbotts from a year later, will probably get jannied if I post that riding webm

>>212121558
feeta

>>212121408
No.

Alright I'm off jenbros keep the thread up or finish it

>>212120417
> woman in her late 40s / early 50s looks her age
whoa

anyway, whatever your virgin fingers are implying she hasn't walled yet. her peak reached outer space, she can be way below her peak and still be a goddess

>>212120960
are you legally blind?

>>212119489
Imagine one of those kids sees her films and shouts "Ass to Ass"

>>212113933
Would love to cut in with the Ass to ass scene wit this vid.

>>212096375 (OP)
The script has alot of concepts that could actually have been really well done if it wasn't for the over use of sound track (common in 80s moviess) and clunky dialogue.
lt could have been remembered as on par with the breakfast club if they had just run a fine tooth comb over the script and demanded the fairly talented young director put in his A game and sand down some of the rough edges

>>212117599
>jealous of her hairline
Why? Are you an old hag or a troon?

>>212125855
>all newer boards
reee

>>212096375 (OP)
>No nipple protrusions
0/10 would not watch

>>212121526
panty

>>212120137
Fucking why don't women have normal hairy arms anymore fuck this shit.

>>212128117
Its over.