Thread 212096930

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>>212096930 (OP)
It's over. Bond is dead.

>>212096930 (OP)
A titless fridge bodied woman and a quadroon negress

>>212096930 (OP)
The only way they could make this worse is by casting Pedro Pascal as Bond. So that's what will happen.

>>212096930 (OP)
Bondbros we feastin'

>>212096930 (OP)
Yuck, the cashier at my local supermarket is hotter than these two.

>>212096930 (OP)
Is there a link for this? It's too perfectly bad to be true.

Unironically I can see zendaya doing it better.

>>212096930 (OP)
Are these people complete retards or do they just not give a shit about destroying money making franchises and losing money?

>>212096930 (OP)
Why are they forcing troondaya so hard down everyone's throat?

>>212097189
It's gonna print money no matter off brand name alone and the suits don't give a fuck they're gonna get their fat check no matter how well it does.

Who gives a fuck about gaymes bond at this point lolz

They're not having one. Awkwafina is going to be playing Felix wearing a sexy eyepatch, so they won't need one. Hot enough, and it means the shrill voices that protest about Bond girls being sexist don't have a leg to stand on.

>>212097282
They should go full retard and make a stereotypically gay Bond complete with gay snapping hands and all.
>sweatie! I'll have an appletini
>it's not Q! It's lgbtQ
>license to slayyyyyy

>>212097189
Florence Pugh
>As a leading actress in 9 films, $455,638,516 worldwide aggregate box office
Zendaya
>as a leading actress in 7 films, $1,247,201,612 worldwide aggregate box office
I'm sure they are just burning money

>>212097347
Grifter anti-woke youtube channels would be eating good for the rest of the year if that happened.

>>212097369
Would it really be anti woke if it's stereotypically gay? On the contrary, I would reckon the twitter crowd would be screeching that's it's offensive.

>>212097441
The anti-woke people would have a field day bitching about it for sure. I would feel bad for the old boomer guys that grew up on Bond seeing what they did to their boy though.

>>212096930 (OP)
I love them both

Some are saying Pugh only accepts mvoie roles that pay her in cheese (I am saying this)

Tok Holland is bond

>>212097358
Grim.

>>212097341

She should be a Bond villain.

>squawkafina

>>212096930 (OP)
bro wtf
where is big harv

>>212097148
Yeah she's an actual model after all

>>212097491
I can picture Flo as Moneypenny but not Bond girl of the month.

>>212097558
So was cara delevigne.
That word has lost all meaning.

>>212097526
It is what it is. Make money at the box office, regardless if it was due to you or not, you will keep getting roles.

>>212097358
Zendaya doesn't count here in comparison to Pugh for the reason that her movies were already going to sell tickets due to them being capeshit IP like Spider-boy and Dunc.

>>212097358
Yeah, I'm sure the reason people went to watch the Spider-Man flicks was cause of Zendaya.
Retarded broccoli head

So cursed

>>212097576
I liked Cara because nobody has eyebrows anymore like Jennifer Connely or Denise Richards.

>>212097576
I never cared for Delevigne. I think Zendaya makes herself up really well at least when she has to show up for an event or whatever.

>>212096930 (OP)
Pugh is honestly disgusting. "Dolled up" she's barely passable. Zendaya dolled up is actually hot and tight.

I hate these actresses so much. Why is Hollywood forcing them down our throats?

>>212097665
My point is both are fucking ugly stick figures who were pushed as supermodels.
Zendaya is ugly as fuck even with a professional makeup team, lighting and 6 million hours in photoshop.
And the less said about her without makeup the better

>>212097625
>actor has track record of making profitable movies
>hire actor again
It has nothing to do with their role in the movie, its a risk management thing.

>>212097757
You could cast a gorilla in red wig and those movies would still make that much money.
Remember this was during the peak of MCU and NWH had Raimiman returning.

>>212097712
Pugh looks best when she's NOT dolled up and has a normal haircut.

>>212096930 (OP)
Florence aged really fast.

>>212096930 (OP)
Ahahahahahhaha

>>212097712
>Zendaya dolled up is actually hot and tight.
Bitch looks like a literal Thai ladyboy.

>>212097358
>>212097604
>>212097757
This is why having a good agent and manager matters. Unless youre someone like Adam Driver who continues to star in bombs, but everyone loves working with him. Money talks, half the gigs in Hollywood are given to people based on the box office in your last couple of roles.

>>212097218
She's youngish, talented and widely considered attractive outside of incel spaces.

>>212097797
Zendaya is a household name. Pugh has consistently been in major releases for the past few years, the biggest being Oppenheimer, along with all her MCU shit. What is so hard to understand about this? Who is a big name actress you would cast instead? Its a major franchise and needs a name people recognize.

>>212097959
She's not any of those things

Is there literally only 5 actors in Hollywood or something?

>>212097959
She's only considered those things by soifacing predditors and the twitter crowd.

>>212096930 (OP)
hell yeah, lets go Zendaya.

>>212096930 (OP)
>la calamidad de las Americas
or
>fat neckless whore

>>212098004
Just a refusal to take risks and do the safest thing for return on investment. There's no shortage of babes in LA that would jump on this, but they want proven marketable names. It's kind of part of why culture in the US is stuck.

>>212098012
Twitter hates her too

>>212098004
Yea, Will Smith, Tom Hanks, Bruce Willis, Julia Roberts, and Tom Cruise. Retard. It happens every decade.

>>212097968
>Zendaya is a household name
Yeah because she's pushed hard.
My point was that people were going to watch the spooderman flicks because of the brand+ MCU.
It has nothing to do with Nogdaya, but you trying to frame it that way is disingenuous as fuck.
By that logic, Jacob Batalon is a megastar who generated 2 billion+ in the box office

>>212098119
I wasn't framing it that way. I was saying, if you have a track record of box office hits, you will get more work. Picking roles is important. Zendaya isn't very talented at all, but had a very good agent and manager.

>>212096930 (OP)
Grim.

>>212098073
Never got that impression. Thought they loved this cunt.
Did she go against the mainstream talking points or what?

>>212097548
Equipped with a whip, wearing skin tight shiny black rubber.

>Do you expect me die, Squakwafina?
>Eh, No Mr Bond. I expect you to lick my perfect feet while I treat you like a gypsy treats a badly behaved dog. Start licking, Worm.

>>212098218
No she just looks like a dog and is pushed into everything.

>>212096930 (OP)
Yeah right

>>212098272
Kek. Based DOG of a woman poster.
And based twitter (for once)

>>212097712
Pugh is the textbook definition of a slampig. You need high test to appreciate it.

>>212097959
>widely considered attractive
People think whatever hollywood tells them to think. People also will tell you galga donut is attractive

>>212096930 (OP)

Is this the part where I say /v/ is in suicide mode. Also, by favorites, do they mean the people who are supplying the DEI money or the audience has a say in who gets casted or what?

>>212097087

They look fine, unless you would rather they also cast Hunter Schafer.

>>212098318
Big tits is a requirement for a slampig but Pugh is one of the rare fat chicks WITHOUT big tits

>>212098004
>there are no movie stars anymore
>why are there movie stars

>>212096930 (OP)
Pugh has the wrong proportions and Zendaya looks too young, childish. Bond girl must have a grown woman look to her.

>>212096930 (OP)

>Zendaya

>>212098326
>They look fine
>when compared to a mentally ill man in a dress
No shit

The existence of both these women especially Pugh is a net negative for society
Anyone wanna guess who's behind them being in everything?

>>212096930 (OP)
hahahahahahahah

>>212097573
>>212097491
Damn they're really trying to make her look hot.

>>212096930 (OP)

>mfw

Just awful

>>212096930 (OP)
I find Pugh so unreasonably hot. I just want to embrace my inner Pajeet and throw myself at her and start humping.

>>212096930 (OP)
>MIDaya
i sleep

>BLACK HOLE SUN
>WON'T YOU COME

>>212097712
No. Both Florence and Zendaya are beautiful and well suited for the role unlike the three they are casting for James Bond

>>212099426
A literal pig and ladyboy

>>212098326
>They look fine, unless you would rather they also cast Hunter Schafer.
kys dumb trannylover

>>212097358
Brainlet, Zendaya was side character in MCU and Dune movies.

Memes aside, she's an anti-draw. Her solo movie, Challengers, underperformed. People are starting to feel the fatigue.

>>212097120
Don’t even fucking put this in their heads

>>212099462

You still mad about the whole thing about Hunter Schafer potentially being Princess Zelda? I only did that because you guys were using Hunter Schafer to troll me

>>212097145
>tfw no cute zendaya/MJ cashier gf>>>>>>>>>>

>>212096930 (OP)
Yuck

>>212099905
>cute

>>212096930 (OP)
Whoever it is, it’ll be some annoying girlboss character that ruins it
If they had any sense they’d make her be like Ana’s character in the last one, sexy guy capable of doing an action scene alongside him

>>212097358
>As a leading actress in 9 films, $455,638,516 worldwide aggregate box office


That is bad. Like 50m per movie

>>212097712
her face goes from actually pretty to ugly mutt depending on the angle.
great body tho

>>212096930 (OP)
That's great

>>212097802
Her random instagram photos look ten times better than when she's on the red carpet, it's true

>>212102150
Mid af

>>212097120
>imb4 Pascal is now M
I want them to make a Bond movie so terrible that people will take the late 80s Bond porn parody as a better Bond film than this

>>212097712
She's also very brown, has no charisma and a terrible actress.

>>212102319
below mid

>>212102150
Women will never understand that this hairstyle sucks.

>>212096930 (OP)
It's a cultural demoralization technique, unironically from Marxist handbook. Communists run Hollywood, basically.

>>212099505
>Brainlet, Zendaya was side character in MCU and Dune movies.
So was Pugh lol

>>212096930 (OP)
When I read "pugh" it sounds like puking and it's an appropriate reaction to seeing her face

>>212097491
>you're a big cheese fan
>here's some supermarket cheddar

>>212097358
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS I KNOW BETTER HOW TO RUN A TRILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS

>>212096930 (OP)
Fucking Grim

>>212097148
Agreed. I don't like her or really find her attractive, but at least she's somewhat classy and her perma bitchy attitude could work for a Bond film. pUGH really looks like a trashy store clerk with some make up.

I really hope they use someone hotter.

>>212097120
He's going to be the villain

>>212097712
I have a feeling that if you were to go out for diner with them, Zendaya would barely eat anything and laugh at your jokes like she's at a job interview, not even take desert and go home before eleven at night, meanwhile Pugh would probably meet you at a bar and get tipsy with you before the diner, eat whatever the fuck and not be embarrassed to share plates, then afterwards desert and another drink at the bar all while cracking jokes and having fun.

>>212098388
They're both butch les with very protective teams who think their work us social justice

Dead franchise.

>>212097968
No time to die did just fine

>>212097120
I'd rather have zen or pugh as bond than pedro

>>212097189
Both?

>>212096930 (OP)
>Denis "Dry and minimalist" Villinieu
>Pugh
>Holland
Jesus christ. It's a /tv/ meme

>>212097712
Lmfao zoomers are fucked watching these two zero tits. Pugh can act unlike Zendaya.

>>212096930 (OP)
I love these threads, it reveals just how many incels are shocked (and actually angry) that women aren't actually that attractive on their own, they need tons of makeup, expensive clothes, training on poses, and selective photos to look like that. When you stop looking at these dishonest celebs and start looking for normal girls, you'll realise that's why you find so many cute girls working in McDonald's: their base appearance is higher than most celebs, they just don't have the finances to do any more.

>>212103899
Come back and save us, Big Harv.

>>212104322
Top left is ugliest by far. She's repulsive.

>>212104312
There are genuine shills of McDonald's and Walmart here

>>212104452
>mention a place
>SHILL!!!
You're retarded.

>>212104415
As opposed to the literal man in row 2, column 3?

>>212104312
Zendaya and PIGH look like shit even with makeup, professional lighting and 6 gorillion hours in photoshop you retarded soiboy.

>>212096930 (OP)
You worry in advance. It will make absolutely no difference, if they make Bond a faggot.

>>212104701
Couldn't give a fuck, incel.

>>212104732
>he said while insta triggered
lmao. Calm down soiboy

>>212104820
That all you got, a "no u"?

Pugh can pull it off

>>212104701
makeup-free zendaya + glasses = gorgeous

>>212104452
they were shilling coke here for a while too.

>>212104851
>he said while his only comeback was calling me an incel
Retarded and a hypocrite. What an insane combo

I like Pugh.

>>212105082
Oh look, the incel is still raging.

>>212104899
Looks like a gorilla in a wig. LMFAO

Zendaya will emasculate Bond because thats her role in hollywood. To be the female love interest who lets the audience know that she is better than the man

>>212105165
>He said while still insanely triggered
get a load of this soiboy

>>212105273
Good luck being a pathetic raging incel all your life.

>>212105402
hope they see this, lil bro

>>212103899
Weinstein wanted to turn The Lord of the Rings into a single movie and cut forty minutes from Princess Mononoke.
Also, most of the women Miramax represented are just average—Jennifer Lawrence is mid, Kirsten Dunst is mid, etc. Not only are they physically mid, most of them are annoying and terrible people

>>212096930 (OP)
Are there no attractive women in current year?

>>212097358
>>212096930 (OP)
Sydney Sweeney is the only one that actually matters.

>>212106112
The Return of the King isn't that bad. Come on now.

>>212103726
Pugh would undoubtedly be more fun to go out with. Would go cheese tasting with and shag afterwards.

>>212096930 (OP)
I love them both, but the correct choice is Hailee

>>212107281
*Cailee

those are both literally the definition of mid hyped up by i dont know who. sexless journalists i guess

>>212107147
BEAUTIFULL ACTRESSESS

Redheads
Sadie Sink
Francesca Capaldi

Blondes
Angourie Rice

Brown hair
Cailee Spaeny
Ella Purnell
Sophie Thatcher

Raven/black hair
Mikey Madison
Grace Caroline Currey (sometimes brown)

Latina
Isabela Merced
Xochitl Gomez
FUGGLY ACTRESSESS
Millie Bobby Brown
Zendaya
Last of Us goblin
Snow brown

>>212097547
Kek

>>212097120
Pedro Pasal wouldnt be bond, dude, thay would put a nigger first, nigger, lesbian, tranny or a fucking combination of all

>>212097712
nah, zendaya will never loose the ghetto chick look, no matter how she dresses up.

>>212107470
>blonde
>no McKenna Grace
Son I am disappoint

>>212097712
man, i dont like that fucking abbo at all, but Pugh looks shittier here, would fuck any of them, well, maybe Pugh because she dont have abbo face and a monkey hairline but Jesus fucking christ is she ugly sometimes

>>212107147
BEAUTIFULL ACTRESSESS

Redheads
Sadie Sink
Francesca Capaldi

Blondes
Angourie Rice
Fanning's

Brown hair
Cailee Spaeny(sometimes redhead)
Ella Purnell
Sophie Thatcher

Raven/black hair
Mikey Madison
Grace Caroline Currey (sometimes brown)

Latina
Isabela Merced
Xochitl Gomez


FUGGLY ACTRESSESS LIST
Millie Bobby Brown
Zendaya
Last of Us goblin
Snow brown

>>212098446
that hairline almost touches the eyebrows, holy fucking christ

>>212107610
It's not full list, it's still work in progress

>>212104415
you gotta be a fucking faggot to say that

>>212098459
She has very weird vibe. Especially when she wears see trough clothing

>>212096930 (OP)
Ah the old girlboss bait and switch.

>>212107645
This is kind of weird desu. The only ones I find really qt are Millie Bobby Bon Jovi Brown, Maree aka Zendaya, and Cailey Spaeny

>>212096930 (OP)
IM SORRY HARV

>>212097491
I want to stuff Pugh full of cheese then stick her in a suna until she gets funky smelly cheese sweats then sniff her pits like an addict snorting coke.

>>212097087
She's 50/50 or pretty close to it. Her dad and her mom look fully black and white respectively

>>212103668
Nooooo pedro pascal good, you vill vorship the holy gay spic

>>212096930 (OP)
clickbait garbage that retards here will eat up anyway

>>212096930 (OP)
>Tom Holland as Bond
>Zendaya as Bond girl
>Pedro Pascal as the villain
Just kill the franchise already

>>212096930 (OP)
zendaya as bond girl
florence as henchwoman who tortures bond's balls again
and me as james bond, of course

>>212109049
Don't worry, it's already dead. What we're witnessing is the tribal custom of desecrating the corpse. Like they did with Star Wars and others.

>>212109617
the videogame looks promising

>>212096930 (OP)
i think im finna be sick....

>>212097148
Zendaya would actually be pretty good and would cue a decade of (more) screeching so she gets my vote.

>>212097358
No if an actress I don't like is in a film that makes money, it made money DESPITE her

>>212096930 (OP)
Florence Pugh would be hot but she has that fat face bitches get from being on birth control. I'm right fuck you I'm right.

>>212097038
Like Craig didn't kill it with the last 3 bond movies. Bond is never coming back so long as Hollywood is woke girlboss bullshit i.e. never.

>>212110623
forgot to mention im trans

>>212096930 (OP)
Uggo and the Puggo

>>212097968
>Who is a big name actress you would cast instead?
Whoever has the biggest boobs obviously

>>212108291
gay post

>>212110747
/thread

>>212103726
>MaisiePubDateCopypasta.txt

>>212110279
Didn't the Mafia 4 trailer come out the same day? That Bond game looked like absolute garbage in comparison.

>>212097189
They hate everything about beloved franchises like James Bond that made them great in the first place. Their goal is to gain control, subvert, and destroy. They don't care if they lose money.

>>212110712
Oh, hi Hunter

I like Zendaya I'd be content if she gets it

>>212097959
You should be a comedian

>>212110903
Go to bed, Tom

>>212096930 (OP)
I just realized their faces are extremely similar wtf

>>212111030
>anon discovers he's faceblind

>>212096930 (OP)
>a somewhat attractive bitch who can't act
>a somewhat ugly bitch who can act
Literally no winning here

>>212111365
Meanwhile Nogdaya
>ugly bitch who can't act

>>212110674
Then Challengers should've made even more money than MCU + DUNC, since she has a bigger role in it & people watch movies for her.

Seydoux a Bond girl was cast by Penis as a seductress. Zendaya known for her high fashun carpet lewks was used by Penis as a tomboy fighter. Her Cleopatra movie by Penis is still in limbo. You figure out how he can make her slink around to be some danger or bait for Zoomer bond.

>>212096930 (OP)
Do they have a dice or a coin for actresses that they roll/flip to see who gets what movie ?

>>212104322
Sidney, Cailey and Anora are the good choices

>>212111643
Challengers is Zendaya's "star vehicle" LMAO and it's a big commercial flop.

>>212111643
>if an actor has any films that aren't megahits, it means that they're actually box office poison
Tom Cruise bros, I don't feel so good...

>>212096930 (OP)
They're both beautiful. Just make sure you really dial up how much of a hot femme fatale you can make. Remember how everyone fell in love with Ana de Armas and how she was the only thing they talked about in that last Bond movie? Yeah.

>>212096930 (OP)
>bond immediately deffects to russia so he can bang actually attractive czech whores

>>212104322
>caillee, random mulatto and Jenna are the only ones with non boner shrinking faces
grim

Hollywood tried to push Zegler who is even uglier and more smug than Zendaya and she's a box office poison. West Side Story, Y2K and Snow White are huge commercial bombs.

>>212097491
I can hear the heavy breathing through this silent webm

Why is Bond of all franchises getting raped so brutally? Nothing but constant humiliation and fucking subversion. Rhetorical answer I know..

>>212096930 (OP)
The way you faggots fall for this shit constantly is pretty ridiculous

>>212113868
>Jenna
>pretty face
Yeah sure, Paco

>>212111643
>>212113081
That's why I say Dune 3 will end Zendaya's career.
People just don't want to see girl bosses in their kinos. Ana de Armas is probably the most beautiful woman ever and yet no one cared about Ballerina for that reason.

>>212115108
>sharp knees etc

>>212114116
The next Spider-Man can flop as most capshit does these days and her career will be pretty much dead. Dune 3 is pretty risky, yeah. The book has an excellent stopping power and will be difficult to adapt.

>>212096930 (OP)
I love knowing that they will lose money every time I see one of these.

>>212096930 (OP)
You could pull the Bond actor out of the deepest most uncontacted jungle of the Congo or Amazon and I will still not be sure if Zendaya or Pugh was the worst casting choice.

>>212098004
>>212098049
Low level actors/writers thought the whole SAG/Writer strike was about them getting more jobs and getting paid more, the effect was studios wants more assurances in getting their money back so they would only hire "guaranteed money makers". So less opportunities for peasant actors and writers because there's less appetite for risks.

>>212098255
Kek underrated post

Cast Ella already, goddamn

If they go black again can it at least be Ella Balinska? She's tall and beautiful. She's a DJ now because Hollywood won't give her good roles.

>>212096930 (OP)
All I can think about is when the Conan the Barbarian tv series got canceled at Amazon...THANK GOD.

>>212097491
my wife

>>212116957
We are a hivemind

>>212116303
>so they would only hire "guaranteed money makers"

Which is so fucking retarded. Cameron's movies break records, but he never relied on stars. LOTR has mostly unknown cast, RDJ wasn't a draw before Iron Man (and his other movies under performed) etc etc etc

Not to mention that "guaranteed money makers'' is questionable concept. How many people really watch movies for actors vs the overall quality of movies?

>>212116957
>>212116972
Shut up, Ella. You had your chance and your movie was a complete flop even with KStew at your side.

Cailee for Moneypenny!

>>212117203
Why you mad?

>>212117013
Your wife farts in her sleep

>>212117270
Ew

>>212116303
>less appetite for risks
Someone needs to explain to me how is replacing Tony Stark with literally who black girl less risky. Same with giving $280 000 000 production to Harvey Weinstein assistant with zero writing or directing credit.
Same with Amazon, they gave script for $1 000 000 000 show to two literally whos with a single TV episode credit back in 2016.
This isn't to poke you, but I actually hear this 'risk aversion' talking point quite often, but I absolutely don't see it anywhere.

>>212096930 (OP)
What's the source? Itachi Uchiha?

@grok is this real?

>>212105513
Maybe they'll be confused as to why you're still pissing and shitting yourself over me saying they're unattractive, you dense incel cunt.

kek if this is true. Tom Holland confirmed.

>>212107527
>thay would put a nigger first
No they will push for some brahmin. Dev Patal.

>>212110705
>kill it
Get your ass back to foe mwah.

>>212110623
>Zendaya would actually be pretty good
Fuck off. She has no sex appeal. She would be a good felix or some nerd from the cia or something.

>>212098336
>>why are there movie stars
If tom holland is considered a movie star then the name has lost all meaning.

>>212096930 (OP)
>Agent Bond, I'm CIA - contact Felix Leiter

>>212108693
most of his roles have been some villian type.

>>212104322
I wouldn't mind if they could act. But they suck at that as well. So why not just cast CW girls instead?

>>212110279
>the videogame looks promising
You niggers never learn huh?

This is how Bond girls used to look like