Thread 212097927

Thank You Mr Broccoli edition

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>>212097927 (OP)
Mommy T’pol Mommy T’pol. I’d rather take “start a war Archer” over Captain Janeway and I’m tired of pretending Neelix is funny in an ironic way. He’s not. I hate nuTrek as much as the next guy but Voyager sucks. The best character is the doctor. Everyone else is such a bland uncharismatic piece of garbage. Voyager is a great example of a cool premise being ruined by shitty writers.

>>212097927 (OP)
>"Broccoli" was a nickname given to Lieutenant Reginald Barclay by Wesley Crusher. The nickname began as a form of an inside joke at the expense of Barclay due to his perceived ineptness and nervousness. When Data found out about this, he didn't understand what Barclay had to do with a vegetable, of course, referring to broccoli.

>After Captain Jean-Luc Picard inadvertently called Barclay the name Broccoli, Data attempted to excuse the faux pas, explaining that "Metathesis is one of the most common of pronunciation errors, sir. A reversal of vowel and consonant, "Barc" to "Broc"." (TNG: "Hollow Pursuits")

Barclay in the hallway after this. Namecalled by the fucking captain. Bullied by fucking Wesley. red eyed. Barely holding back the tears. Fists balled tightly. Power walking towards the holodeck. About to do something far more violent than any of Worf's training programs.

>>212098407
>About to do something far more violent than any of Worf's training programs.
he's a cuck, he's gonna get a holomommy to dom him

>Watch DS9
>Super serious episode about Bajoran terrorists, The Maquis or Dominon
>Next episode is some romantic drama with Odo or Ferengi shenanigans

This is starting to piss me off.

>>212098513
>ENT season 3 or 4 'sode
>the cold open is some dark, edgy, dramatic thing about Xendi terrorism or something
>the upbeat version of Getting from There to Here plays. with the strumming bossa nova guitar

>>212098513
the maquis are never drawn out right. in fact its a huge plot hole in several story lines. dont fret over it and move on, like the writers did

>>212099633
A weak batch. So weak, that ENT is probably the best one.

>>212099898
Why did he do it?

>>212098092
Voyager is 2nd best Trek after TOS.

>>212100183
I’m glad to see some retard representation in the thread, but you’re still retarded. “There’s coffee in that nebula” says the dyke.

>>212098513
That's what made the show super comfy.
If it's dark and depressing all the time it's no fun.

>>212100467
Given what we have to work with these days you should be thrilled to see a straight white woman as the captain. I don't expect anyone to understand why I rank Voyager so highly but calling me a retard won't change my mind.

>>212100467
coffee nebula is perfect for a donut planet

>>212100590
nuTrek sucks, but voyager could’ve been so much better than what it was.

>>212100606
hate that episode. wait a week and theyd be home

>>212100630
Voyager is automatically better than Dark Space Nine, and it beats out TNG by virtue of being less boring. It's the absolute peak of episodic television. A flawless example of a dead era.

>>212100701
wat. the entire time fast-forward thing happens to the planet, not voyager or any space around it. they make this blaringly obvious in the ep

the show never even attempts to examine the fact that time is so much faster and they already deveoped so much that they can not only damage voyager, but tractor it out of the dreadful orbi

>>212100777
>>212100701
Do you think if they had waited longer, the people on that planet could've developed the means of constructing a wormhole, or transwarp, or some other faster than warp technology? Also honestly you have to drop the notion of them getting home in the middle of a season or something. If you allow them that, and stop worrying about them getting home, you can actually enjoy it as a comfy Trek show.

>>212100777
they become friends at the end. the whole episode only took a few days. if voyager waited around for another week they would have developed a way to send voyager home immediately.

>>212098407
It’s a testament to Barclay’s autism that a society as enlightened and welcoming as the Ent-D was still weirded out by him.

> >After Captain Jean-Luc Picard inadvertently called Barclay the name Broccoli, Data attempted to excuse the faux pas, explaining that "Metathesis is one of the most common of pronunciation errors, sir. A reversal of vowel and consonant, "Barc" to "Broc"
I also freaking love both characters’ line deliveries for this exchange. You can tell the actors were struggling to keep a straight face.

>>212100836
as much as i love this ep it really fucks things up. that planet suppodedly went from non-warp to having tractor tech within a short period. they would. i dont know what they would have gone on to make, but they were near-fed tech last we saw. they should have gone way further that we didnt see but i dont know how the timeline would try to integrate that

>that one vulcan girl from the maquis in DS9
Why are vulcan girls so hot while all the male vulcans look like shit?

>>212100836
i fully appreciate the gilligans island nature of voyager but that doesnt mean they shouldnt try to fill in the holes so it makes sense. for this episode they just needed a line about how it was impossible for them to ever leave the planet to help voyager because of some temporal subspace horseshit.
for threshold they just needed to say the salamander reversal procedure only has a 80% success rate so its not a viable solution.
voy is great and i love it but they are lazy sometimes

>>212101057
>but they are lazy sometimes
Thats one way to describe janeway's moodswings, going from "i will let everybody on this ship die to protect the prime directive" to "i will kill this entire species if it means getting this crew home"

>>212099633
The Sound of Her Voice is pretty solid, the rest are meh to bad

>>212100606
Should have sent them messages commanding them to worship Neelix

>>212101443
gosh i cant wait until forge supports the new 'kontext' stuff. editing random images is fun

>>212100976
What you're getting at. Is, an infinite number of monkeys with infinite typewriters and infinite time, would eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare. Like, you're saying it's inevitable that a planet that's given enough time will eventually invent some type of superwarp drive. But, nah. Surely. I don't think tech would scale like that. Linear progression, always going up. Gosh knows how many millennia that people lived as cavemen until they were spurred on by seeing a freaking spaceship in their sky. They're an isolated society. Other than Voyager. No outside influences. Maybe they just hit a brick wall in their tech advancement.

>>212101713
they very well may stall out after voyager leaves but as long as they are motivated to solve a problem they are working at a rate of hundreds of years per day. and dont forget the doctor can go back and forth fairly easily. could solve the transwarp problems for sure

>>212101920
It makes sense that their society was driven to contact Voyager. Because it was up there in their sky. Appearing suddenly. Silent. But, once they learn what it is. And the hows and whys. The mystery is gone. That deep drive is gone. Then it's just Voyager saying: 'hey, do us a favour. Invest just as much time and energy into inventing a faster space travel. Which, by the way. You can't even use. Because you're in compatible with eth rest of the galaxy'. Like, why would they? And even if they did, it wouldn't be anywhere near to the same extent that drove them to contact Voyager.

>>212101713
>an infinite number of monkeys with infinite typewriters and infinite time
someone within the last year finally disproved this, theres a paper on it. those monkeys will never, ever come up with even the first line of some shakespear, let alone a whole sonnet, and further let alone the whole poem. it will never happen even given infinite amount of time. it was a fun read because i do stuff that requires chance, dice rolls, etc

>>212102417
>theres a paper on it.
Interseting. I'll make sure to give it a read and double-check their maths

>>212102417
>fails to understand infinity
many such cases. sad.

>>212102468
i'm drunk so i'm not searching much but heres a quick hit i found
>https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-confirm-monkeys-do-not-have-the-time-to-write-shakespeare
theres an actual peer-reviewed paper underlying this which i wish i could cite but i cant be assed atm. its out there if you search it

H-Hayai!

>>212102533
>science rejects concept of infinity
okay, i guess

>>212102592
i didnt take it that way at all. i use random numbers in some code stuff and when i started, i was surprised to find that nothing is truly random. for actual total randomization of things, they clock galaxies pulsing and stuff. look up true randomness. it goes way beyond any one language like c#

the problem is that within code, any random number is still a product of the system, so you need an outward source to be truly random - they go to what galaxies do at that point

>>212102585
Ka-Pow!

>>212102682
monkeys arent random. if it was random it wouldnt take near as long

>>212102697
i like the search for spock fight

>>212102755
sure they are. at least in that example. replace a million monkeys with a million negros, they still wont form the first word, let alone the rest. even given a trillion years

>>212102513
Not everything converges at infinity. Most sequences do not.

>>212102211
nta but I'm liking this idea their would be at least some work towards ftl tech anyway, so why not help of voyager while they are at it? its an entire planet even if only a couple scientists were working on faster then warp tech it would be worth hanging out at the planet for at least a couple weeks and seeing what they could do, it could pay if in any number of ways, like maybe they can't get them all the way home but they can send them say 5000 lightyears closer, or even discounting transport they might invent something that solves voyagers never ending energy crisis, give them faster computers better shields weapons the possibility is too good to not at least wait a few weeks then check in and see what they would be willing to do to help

>>212102791
pew pew

>>212102943
fucking savik being useless as usual

>>212102972
she took spocks dick pretty well

>>212096756
>hurr durr le Nazi skinhead nuTrek
that hippie doesn't look like a nazi at all
also, isn't the ok symbol supposed to be one too

even the ships are having sex on enterprise, what's your excuse faggot?

>>212103463
No smoke without fire. The presumably horrific hate crime he committed to earn them must be v bad if his PR team is already doing damage control

>>212101030
"It is illogical for you to lick my butthole."
"I'm sorry, I–"
"I didn't say stop."

>>212103590
>a vulcan saying "didn't" instead of "did not"

>>212102417
The Internet has disproven the theory that an infinite number of monkeys would produce the works of Shakespeare. Apparently, they would only produce a lot of seething about Star Trek.

>>212103578
>no smoke without fire
imagine living your life like this

>>212103506
one of them has a shield. they're practicing safe sex

>>212103578
by that logic obama is a white supremacist. he's half white after all. now we know which half he truly identifies with

>>212103590
I assume she was flustered by the tongue action.

Was it reverse rape?

>>212103975
OK hand being a le nazi symbol was a ploy concocted by /pol/ to see if CNN would fall for it, and they did. This was also around the time Hillary and her campaign declared a war on memes, labeling all of them as hate symbols. Which is half of the reason why she lost.

>>212103916
>>212103975
What he did to earn them must've been BAD with all these PR bots defending him

>>212103928
neither of them have shields numbnuts, those are warp bubbles

>>212104129
not the anon youre arguing with but remember that the swastika is not a nazi symbol. its a peace symbol as far as we know, found everywhere from ancient china to native americans. its a universal symbol that goes back when man drew symbols om walls, predating any writing.

>>212104297
Yeah that's why the Koffing Pokémon card has swastikas on it in Japan that were erased on the American version

>>212104246
>>212104289
They're warp shields. Shields made out of warp bubbles.

>>212104401
yep there is tons of examples like that. as americans, people see a swastika and immediately assume nazis. but that aint the case. not at all given the entire history of that symbol. its found everywhere around the world and this predates any writing that we know of - its carved on cave walls and such. why? we dunno. its just one of many symbols found all over the entire world (yet they think people couldn't possibly have mingled with each other because its so old). if you like history, rock art is a biiiiig one you can get into with an immediate 'wtf why isn't this more known' factor

>>212103578
>>212104129
>>212104151
is this the same guy who thought cultural marxism was a thing and started arguing about it lol

calling a warp bubble a shield is like calling a woman's pussy juice a profilactic

>>212104763
So it's just correct?

On a completely unrelated note to what ever the fuck is going on right now, I started resurgence last night its ok, pretty comfy so far, weird though it runs a bit glitchy on my ps4 drops frame rates every so often, which is weird because the graphics aren't even as good as most telltale games that run perfectly. You'd think someone making a star trek game would know how to code better.

>>212102697
Kazuchika Okada eat your heart out

>>212097927 (OP)
Imagine today's writers trying to navigate Barkley's story. What a nonsense mess that would be. This would be a good interview question for new staff. "Explain the Barclay character to me"

>>212104763
Vaginas are disgusting. They are only ever attached to women and women want to have sex with men, which is gay

>>212105051
i once made my seven card into a scenario for this ep

>>212105209
Was she related to Stan Hansen?

>>212105392
7 is his cousin

>>212105138
wat

what a great ep I genuinely felt bad for 6, also dumar and weyoun banter is at its peak the side eye he gives dumar when he says
>transporter accident
is gold

>>212105801
>Picard and Dukat
>both like fucking people's moms
The diplomatic answer to the Cardassian situation was obvious in retrospect: a spitroast of Dr. Beverly Crusher surgically altered to appear Bajoran.

>>212106029
It took me way too long to realise that Brunt and Weyoun were both Jefrey Combs.

>>212106087
Wait....WHAT?!

>>212106029
6 is precious he really makes you love him
>My faith will keep me warm :)

>>212104664
I can't vouch for the other treknon who's with me tag-team debate pwning you. But, no. I didn't and wouldn't say that.

>>212106087
bro, admittedly brunt is so so different then any of his other characters he is the hardest to pick out, the mans a kino machine

>>212106029
>transporter accident
Damar had nothing to do with that.

>>212106228
>only like 5% of the cigarette is even lit
Why didn't Stewart know how to light a cigarette?

>>212106087
based non reader

>Patrick Stewart is English.
>Jean-Luc Picard is French speaking English.
>He was obviously taught by an English person, therefore he speaks English (as in the English that is spoken in England) with a French accent.
>I presume that Americans hear it as English with an English AND a French accent.

Make it make sense

>>212106149
>I live to serve
>puts out the fire then an heros to save odo
I'm not crying I just have something in my eye

>>212106308
Universal translator. He's speaking French the whole time.

>>212106308
>>212106354
brown pill: everyone on earth speaks Hindi after Khan took over and both French and English became dead languages

>>212106228
its right their in the word "accident" clearly its just an unfortunate mechanical failure and dumar being called to a meeting at the last minute is pure coincidence.

>>212106415
Damar is the leader of the Cardassian Union, nobody expects him to know the finer details of the maintenance schedule of transporters in his HQ.

>>212106415
Drinking Kanar!
With Damar!

Were Trek fans dumber in the past?

You can search up old posts in this manner:
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.arts.startrek.current/search?q=before%3A1993-01-01%20sex

>>212106565
Holy fuck he couldnt even spell Picard right.

>>212106287
I watched Inside Llewyn Davis a couple of days ago. Haven't seen it since it first came out. And I saw in the opening credits Ethan Phillips' name. And I thought, great now I have to be distracted for the whole flick. Because every scene I'm just going to be waiting for Neelix to show up.

>>212106515
exactly even the idea that dumar would have any ill feelings towards weyoun or that he would have the motive or opportunity to have a hand in what was clearly a tragic accident is nothing but slander and hearsay.

>>212106608
Based Neelix, that's a big role

>>212106565
normal people used to watch star trek

>>212106565
This guy has the same energy as those proto-Vulcans in Who Watches the Watchers
>What happened to The Pickard? Why did the Pickard simply vanish?

>>212106565
>why come the klingons are so mean? - thanks

>>212105801
The women who have seen flaccid penises...are not proud of this fact.

>>212106989
then you're an idiot

>>212107073
see >>212104289

>>212106287
Jeffrey Combs also voiced Agimus!

>>212106989
my mom is a tos fan & she's as normie as it gets

>>212107096
>I dont think normal people watched one of the most successful TV shows ever

see >>212107073

>>212107220
so is mine now once again I'd refer you to >>212104289

>>212107252
you're really bad at trolling. go back to bluesky

>>212107309
>>212107073

>>212107300
>>212107326

>>212107377
>>212107073

>>212107385
so serious retardation coupled with sever autism? got it, last (you) you bizarre moron.

>>212107432
>>212107073

How did TNG have "it" so much that even normies watched it?

>>212107500
good timing, the tos movies were doing well, and their reall wasn't anything like it on tv, a big budget sci-fi hadn't been on tv in almost a decade

>>212107570
>their
Retard, it's THERE. Your posts give me migraine.

>>212107671
stop trying to derail the thread you faggot

>>212107705
Learn to speak english, retard.

>>212107671
>give me migraine.
its 'a migraine' your posts give me A migraine. What are you doing?

reaslly watching ToS finally, and a deep memory of being terrified by this episode as a kid resurfaced.

>>212104907
>On my PS4
Well THERE’S your problem. Either invest in a PC or wait for the PS6 in a couple of years. Do not get a PS5.

>>212106287
I usually tried to avoid reading them so it wouldn't spoil ne who showed up.

>>212107754
Trolling is a art.

>>212107721
nta, its very obvious what you are trying to do you spastic.

>>212107500
Because the return of the show made a big splash in the mainstream news at the time.

We used to have a more centralized culture. You received information through set channels. Television mainly, newspapers, magazines, word of mouth. When they announced a new Star Trek, the news was everywhere and so it garnered a lot of public interest. It's why the pilot of TNG had such a high viewer number. Of course, it would drop shortly after Farpoint as all new shows do, as a lot of the flavor-of-the-month fans don't actually care and just move on to the next thing in the news cycle.

It happens still, just to a lesser degree. The internet really has ruined a lot of things.

>>212107795
Is it? Into the filter your IQ85 schizo ramblings go. Good bye. :3

>>212107769
Idk man I looked it up and every review or discussion about the game has the same complaints about the frame drops.

>>212107781
>tee hee I'm just pretending to be retarded
sure you are

>>212107841
>It’s a weeknight
>You have school or work early tomorrow
>There’s nothing else on TV
>You put on an episode of TNG to escape reality for an hour
>It isn’t 1987
>It’s 2025

>>212108125
Imagine sitting there in '87, waiting for the new TNG episode.
>Will this be the one that is finally as good as the great TOS episodes like Balance of Terror, City on the Edge of Forever, Doomsday Machine, etc?
>It's Code of Honor

>>212108125
>There’s nothing else on TV
grim, true but grim

>>212108339
that was me irl, except it was around 97 I had never watched tng and was so far disappointed. I had been watching tos re-runs since I was like idk 11-12. When they started a tng re-run from the start I was looking forward to it and apart from Farpoint I was sorely let down, and then Code of Honor happened, it was great still remember it was the first time tng really clicked for me.

>>212107761
yea I get that for some reason those things creeped me the fuck out as a kid

>>212108450
>and then Code of Honor happened, it was great still remember it was the first time tng really clicked for me.

>>212107843
You keep promising, but you never follow through. But how can we miss you if you won't leave?

>>212108339
in around 2001 I was visiting a girl every couple of weeks, hanging out at her place for the day each time.
she asked me if I wanted to watch startrek with her, I said I didn't really watch it, then asked if I wanted to watch american psycho - I didn't know what it was, she described it - saying it was really funny and that he kills someone with a chainsaw. I just immediately guessed it was like texas chainsaw massacre, brutal and dehumanising, and refused.
later watched it alone a year or two after and liked it. later watched star trek more alone too.
a couple of other girls around the same time asked me to watch smallville with them, I didn't like what I'd seen of it so refused that.. some. years later watched most of it alone instead.
dunno how many opportunities for a more interesting and pleasant life I've thrown away but it must be a lot.

>>212109006
lol fucking hell I meant a matter of honor lmao go head laugh I deserve it. Even after that I wasn't sold on it for quite a while I was one of those kids who would get into arguments that Kirk would kick Picards ass for years after, for season one iirc it was the binary ep 110110 w/e and the one where Q gives riker powers, cause I was sucker for human gets super powers. Its was Matter of Honor and from then on I started really liking tng. Now go on and mock me I deserve it. 'code of honor' what a piece of shit.

>>212109397
We all make mistakes, anon.

>>212109397
There's only one way to redeem yourself now.
You must fight!

>>212109634
if we must

>>212109136
STAP

>>212109006
>>212109397
Fucking kek I lmaod out loud

>>212107841
>It happens still, just to a lesser degree. The internet really has ruined a lot of things.
It’s not the internet. TV itself has gone to shit. It’s all faggot Whedon style millennials who will make the show about tranny’s and insult the audience for not wanting more, and boomers whose first taste of internet in 2015 turned them permanently schizo and every single thing from the on has to be about Trump

>>212110785
The internet has decentralized popular culture, though. Now everything is niche and almost nothing is really mainstream aside from a few older institutions still hanging on like the NFL.

>>212106565
>>212106695
>normal people
>on a newsgroup
>about Star Trek
>in 1992

>>212110785
You're wrong. It's the fact that seasons of shows now are just 10 episodes that you binge watch over a weekend and forget about. The cultural aspect around watching TV shows is totally gone. The last time it being a thing I can remember was GoT.

>>212107500
My mom used to never think about any sci-fi her whole life until TNG came on and she got hooked.

>>212111336
Your mom fucks human males.

I don't know if my mom ever saw DS9 but I asked her if she knew about "Captain Sisko" and she was like oh yeah I know that. She seems ambivalent about TNG but says how she would watch TOS all the time and how it was the only sci fi around at the time. Star Trek is for normies just face it. It's so good that everyone likes it.

>>212111791
Your mom fucks klingon females.

>>212111831
Don't act like you wouldnt

>>212110378
I likely have dozens of similar stories, they just come to mind once in a while.

>>212112006
Klingon women have such a sturmwaifu vibe to them. I would be putty in their hands. They would call me a pathetic human male, and I would agree.

>>212111136
>if not for the internet, we would be sitting with family enjoying STD and Lower Surgery none the wiser

>>212113132
if not for the internet those shows would have never been made

>>212108339
>Hey man, you should check out the new Star Trek show. It's pretty good!
>Catch an episode in syndication
>Scenario A: It's a classic
>Now have something to watch and discuss with your friends
>Scenario B: It's utter dogwater
>Can never take the show or your friends seriously again
The perils of going in blind

>>212112098
we all do buddy, that was my point

>>212113132
what a stupid thing to say, those shit shows would've never been made in the first place

what is the marketing pitch for the original star trek?
>star wars but for chuds

>>212113879
it was before star wars existed you idiot

>>212111791
real star trek is, this horrific nutrek isn't for anyone, well apart from a few trannies who tired to make it their identity

>>212113927
only the 60s tv series, which isn't really comparable

>>212114028
>what is the marketing pitch for the original star trek?
>for the original star trek?
>the original star trek
at what point do you just admit you are an idiot?

>>212114028
comparable to what? what the fuck are you talking about are you really really drunk or something?

>>212114072
star trek didn't exist before TNG, anyway answer the question

>>212114140
so you are a really really fucking drunk zoomer got it

>>212114137
60s TV shows might as well be lost media.

TNG obviously took inspiration from star wars.

>>212114177
nobody here talks about the 60s show. why are you seething?

>>212113879
Sort of a western journey show in space

>>212114181
no it didn't you moron, TOS was is regular syndication and had been for years, added to that the TOS Movies were very popular and well regarded, you can stop making a fool of yourself any time you'd like.

>>212104831
was that when sisko met dukat for the first time? the actor makes the goofiest faces lol

>>212114219
are you stupid we talk about TOS all the time, just look at this thread, what are you attempting here? jsut trying to see how much of an idiot you can make of yourself?

>>212114219
your desperation for attention just knows no ends eh?

>>212114331
damn can you just admit you are desperate for a friend and will post literally anything to get a (you)?

>>212114348
list them. and list the ones that's not just you replying to someone who's willing to talk about the lost media -tier show.

>>212113879
>>212114236
Star Trek's inspiration is definitely Westerns. TOS was basically "Wagon Train" in space. DS9 was pretty much "The Rifleman" in space, with a bit of "Bonanza" thrown in.

>>212114295
>my opinion is objective truth, yours isn't, now get down on your knees and worship me

>>212114626
>list "them"
list what? you are a retard who trying to "troll" then begs for attention and interaction. How about NO fuck off or try and interact like someone who isn't on serious medication. You utter faggot.

>>212114626
>ctrl + F TOS
>12 results
Wow so hard. Theres probably more that talk about TOS that don't say TOS specifically too, but I've done enough legwork for you.

>>212114642
no it wasn't stop posting this trash, muh "wagon train" shit, just stop it, its played out and stupid I can't believe you think you can keep posting this nonsense without being called out on it. No TOS wasn't wagon train, no DS9 wasn't stuck on a space station, what ever your personal mental problems are this is not the place to work them out, seek a counselor and serious medical help you boring retarded faggot.

>>212114765
>>212114750
lol like 6 of those posts are just you begging me to look for the posts that supposedly talk about the series, all because your gotcha attempt failed because i couldnt bother looking up when star wars vs og show came out and you can't from your autistic fit see that im talking about post 70s trek media

>>212114706
no simply fuck off you idiot, I get that as a tranny you think you can make up your own reality and then proudly state it as fact unfortunately that is not the case. Take your stupid wonky made up fan-fic and FUCK OFF TRANNY

are all TOS fans this annoying

>>212114937
man you really really want to interact don't you? As I said you don't care what you say you just really really want interaction even if its purely negative interaction, that is so sad for myself I think I've had enough of humoring your schizophrenia for tonight.

>>212114937
You can't dig out of this hole man. Every person who gives any shit about star trek knows what the ORIGINAL star trek show is. And thats what you asked about. You made a fool of yourself, and nobody is going to be on your side here.

>>212103590
Imagine if someone got an AI of Jolene Blalock as T'Pol to voice that. It would be wild. And totally my fetish.

>>212113845
share

>>212115138
no, maybe another time

I just think the girls on Enterprise are very hot.

jj movies are ridiculous stupid. one might even call them a waste of material

>>212115219
ENT's like the last Trek show to cast hotties, isn't it?

>>212115060
>>212115025
>you don't actually mean what you said you mean
lol

lmao, even

why not stop bickering and enjoy a nice back rub?

>212115460
its your last (you) pal, time to see help

>>212115563
he says pally, pally

>>212115512
>This was considered woke SJW propaganda in the Sixties

>>212115674
he didn't deserve it, but I thought better of it the moment I posted, Vic would've said it anyway

>>212115727
maybe in a way. Kirk did have some other line about being annoyed at having a female yeoman. i think he didn't like the whole dynamic which is a pretty woke mindset for the time.

>>212115300
yeah but remember that shot of the female character not wearing anything but her underwear, what was her name...

>>212115851
this is considered "trolling" these days

>>212115845
Back then the show was considered woke because it had a diverse cast and anti-war messaging. Now it's seen as regressive because all the women were subservient to the men. It just shows how much our society has changed.

We should send out our women into battle. That will solve both problems.

>>212116021
>regressive because all the women were subservient to the men
literally not true. the most regressive part by today's standards is how all the women are hot and always wearing sexy outfits

>>212116350
>>212116235
Anybody got the Suffering of Miles O'Brien episode guide image?

>>212107038
Kate

>>212114872
Gene Coon, one of the primary writers of TOS, was also a primary writer for "Wagon Train". I don't know why you would deny. That stick you have shoved up your ass sure seems to cause you a lot of pain.

>>212115129
Someone was in this thread a few days ago that could do that. It was hilarious. I hope he comes back & makes that scene for us.

>>212115320
not even close

>>212115845
So, what you're saying is that TOS, for its time, was...woke NuTrek?

I really wanted to give "New Voyages" the benefit of the doubt. I was thrilled to find there were superfans making their own episodes! Then I ran into this scene. I stopped watching it. Be glad I sped it up to 20x; it was only 3 1/2 minutes, but felt SO much longer. And one of these pumpkins is supposed to be Kirk's son.

>>212116836
Jinkies! VEL S03 when??

>>212116836
are there any "mainstream" adult cartoons that do nudity? like the kind of nudity they show on HBO and Showtime. seems like a niche overdue to be filled

>>212117618
The only ones that come to mind are 1972's "Fritz The Cat" and 1981's "Heavy Metal". I'm sure there's no end of anime with nudity; one of my college roommates had a surprisingly large collection of such things.

>>212116665
oh right you see gene coon was really imporant for star trek that is fact you only learnt a few weeks ago so you have to post in in each and every thread like you have any idea what you are talking about. Every single thread you post this absolute nonsense, everyone has just been to polite to tell you what a fucking moron you are. Everyone keeps trying to explain without outright telling you you are a fucking idiot.
>uh did you guies know that gene coon was basically the showrunner and that he also wrote for wagon train (I don't know what that is but I'm assured it is anti ds9)
every single fucking thread you are a fucking retard, you don't know what you are talking about you are just he d9 hater who latched onto this little fact and thinks its an entire argument to say
>well did you know that roddenberry pitched the show as wagon train?
shut the fuck up you absolute idiot have you seen a single episode of wagon train? no you haven't this is why when anons bring up stuff like bonanza or gunsmoke you have no idea what they are talking about, stop posting your cringy retardation has gone on long enough.

>>212116917
no you don't understand what the letters "nu" in nutrek mean do you you disgusting nutrek faggot

The O'Briens and Kira Nerys have developed a close relationship since she became a surrogate mother to their unborn child. After several months of living together, Keiko and Miles decide to show Kira how much they appreciate her.

Kira Nerys/Keiko O'Brien/Miles O'Brien Kira Nerys/Keiko O'Brien Kira Nerys/Miles O'Brien Keiko O'Brien/Miles O'BrienKira Nerys Keiko O'Brien Miles O'BrienThreesome Threesome - F/F/M Sex Oral Sex Cunnilingus Massage Vaginal Fingering Dirty Talk Pregnant Sex pregnant kira Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot PWP

Summary

It started as a massage. But that’s not how it ended.

>>212116765
please tell me this is AI
please

>>212118060
>>212117995
ok now stop pussyfooting around it and write us a smutty fanfic
we got a hoshi x porthos one once so theres no excuse

>>212117351
holy shit the /mlp/ /trek/ is still up

>>212117351
Did Velma have hotties? I just remember ugly lesbians.

>>212117909
read this in siskos voice, you tell him captain madman

>>212117909
I've known it for years. My existence didn't start the moment I posted to this thread. You have a bizarrely solipsistic view of reality. Perhaps you should go outside and touch grass.
>>212117978
TOS was "new" at one point. Probably before your mom was born.
>>212118060
>>212118210
There is no end of smutty fanfic, for all properties, on AO3. https://archiveofourown.org/

>>212118141
OK...this is AI please

>>212118486
Nice try you idiotic liar, the only things you "know" are the things you think you learned from /trek/ and the most pathetic thing is when you pretend you always knew. Its sad and pathetic. Its time to stop.

ds9 is the best star trek

>>212118486
>muh wagon train d-did y-you k-kno about w wagon train? sure didn't but now I bring it up in every /trek/ thread cause you see I um learnt some stuff see
shut the fuck up you fucking idiot, youve never sen a single episode you have no diea what the fuck you are talking about you just a so desperate to "troll" you'll take anything and it is really sad because you have no idea what you are posting you just post names of things you have never seen because you read it somewhere, you are repeating bullet points of arguments you don't understand, its pathetic.

If the original series is like a wagon train, then enterprise is like being a hunter gatherer looking for the big elephant to bait back to the town center...

and the elephant has BIG BOOBS

>>212119012
>If the original series is like a wagon train
its not, not even remotely similar

>>212118595
>hurr durr the entire world revolves around my /trek/ thread MY THREAD MY THREAD
Wow. Your solipsism has transitioned into full-blown psychosis. Oh well. Glad I'm not you.

>>212119089
you are a fucking idiot, you post nonsense and pretend you have some clue what you are talking about, you don't, so stop making a fool of yourself, you absolute moron.

>wagon train shill patios in every thread
>tendi is trains nuTroon spammer in every thread
Why the obsession with trains in /trek/ thread? Is it to promote awareness of rail transit? Or is it to try to get a train featured in Trek?
Probably neither of those reasons, those both sound like loco motives!

>>212119155
no the nu-trek faggot just is desperate for attention he doesn't care how he gets it he hates star trek he just wants to post his awful cartoon and be a massive faggot. The fact that real /trek/ won't let him makes him unreasonably angry and spiteful.

Hm, Star Trek Enterprise is almost out of episodes... only the last two kino two-parters left. If I finish watching them, I'll run out of Enterprise to watch. Unless .. .. .. I rewatch the whole show from scratch BEFORE watching in a mirror darkly! GENIUS

>>212119155
goddammit carlos, I will not sanction this buffoonery

>>212119140
>no self awareness whatsoever
hilarious

>>212119372
fucking idiot

>>212119155
all generals eventually gain a schizo that makes no one else want to post in them, but star trek attracts enough autism that people will ignore them somewhat.

>>212119155
There was a TNG ep with a train. I think its the one where Data has weird dreams and stabs Troi to help metaphysical aliens make their train go... or something

>>212119260
>rewatch enterprise S1
>crewman daniels over and over again

>>212117618
Yes, there are tons now. Fucking Pedoflix let Big Mouth do an entire musical number complete with naked adults and children

>>212119501
He wasn't so bad. And usually there'd be Sellick in the same episodes as well, and funny interactions with T'Pol.

>>212119446
it was the vertiform city express or something and it was dream oriented but not the stabbing one

>>212119676
>He wasn't so bad.
he's the blandest potatoface until the last of us potato face girl came onto the scene
honestly the temporal war was a silly choice for S1, trek has always been very hit or miss on time travel episodes and making an overarching season-long plot out of one was a mistake
the shapeshifters were interesting enough without "muh future overlord manipulators are sending them after you" justifying it

>>212098513
the 90s werent gloomy like reality is and most tv is now. You must be gen z

>>212119861
pretty sure the original plan was a giant loop with president archer directing the suiliban from the future

>>212119993
Poor zoomers don't understand that a season of television could have variety and didn't have to be a 10 hour movie.

>>212120020
original idea

i imagine our resident seether looks and acts like this, but about Trek instead of Trump

La'an

someone please explain in detail all the things that suck about SNW. I'm just curious

>>212120713
annoying cow

do you suppose the resident seether used his le heckin magic psychic powers to make 4chan's captcha service stop responding?

>>212120803
There isn't a lesbain sex scene with La'an and Una(yet)

nutrek still sucks and is gay and has devalued the brand.

>>212120803
sure it detail it goes something along the lines of kill yourself you pathetic faggot. I hope this clears things up.

>>212121227
fuck i was so close to getting >>212121212

>>212120803
end your life you pathetic paid shill. I hope this satisfies your curiosity.

>>212120803
It made me aggressively sleep

>>212121276
no one cares about digits you stupid nutrek faggot, kys.

>>212121296
>sleepy

>>212121318
The Voyage Home is not the highest rated.

>>212121318
Every tng movie is far worse than wrath of khan. Even if you are judging them solely on how faithful they are to the spirit of trek.

>>212120967
That brings up an on-topic question that I'm very much interested in. What do you think of the portrayal of "le heckin magic psychic powers" in Star Trek? Based or cringe? I mean, it's not like anyone in real life has those, or would be sensitive about the topic for some reason.

>>212121227
Do you have any creative or financial connection to "the brand", then? That would be news to me.

>>212121724
huh, what were you replying to?

>>212121446
>spirit of trek
Is that like the "faith of the heart"?

>>212121776
of curse it would you fucking shill faggot, nu-trek is fucking ass, you piece of shit.

>>212122003
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212097927/#212120967

>>212122050
So, you DO have a financial/creative connection to Trek? Who would feel so connected to old-new Trek but not new Trek, and be so willing to seethe mindlessly about it? Are you René Echevarria?

>>212121724
lol probably asked his butt buddy on the janitorial staff, which is kinda like a power just a very very gay one

>>212122162
Or he is a janny himself. We had an abusive on on /lit/ for quite a while.

>>212122145
literally everyone who actually likes star trek you weirdo and hates you nutrek trannies, are you really trying ot suggest everyone and I mean literally everyone is financially involved with star trek and thats why we hate the perversity that is nu trek? your bizarre warped mind really does work in mysterious ways.

>>212122188
yea thats very possible

I met someone on /soc/. They suggested I try SNW. He said it was actually good.
I watched it and it sucked ass like a golf ball through a garden hose

>>212122401
how so? I'm not the shill I just genuinely want to read someone shit on it since I'll never watch it myself

oh noes, now whoever posted >>212120476 may or may not have been banned. You can see the totally justifiable reason for it at https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212097927/#212120476. Our resident seether is an abusive janny. Perhaps you'll find reason to report his trolling posts, and maybe a higher-level janny will ban his ass for a while. The future is up to you. My friend will be back after his ban expires.

>>212122462
You are a dirty shill, but here
Pike is lame
Pike is wet towel
Don't give a shit about pikes future and that is all anyone talks about with him
Plot is either written by or for women
All women are ugly
Plot is boring
Poorly paced

That's all I can remember atm

>>212122489
the fact that the nutrek tranny is a janny or janny adjacent has been clear for quite some time, I'm glad you've finally caught up

>>212122581
>Don't give a shit about pikes future and that is all anyone talks about with him
ok that's actually funny.

>>212122587
>come back to the thread
>see like 50 deleted posts
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and mark this down as based.

>>212124181
ban evasion is a violation of the rules

>>212124613
Yeah I don't do it because I'm lazy mostly but cheering someone else on who is doing it, is not against the rules

Keep up the fight, soldier!

>>212121227
>>212121276
>are you aim for different digits but you land a based 227

>>212125915
mary

>>212126366
no it's jackéé

>>212127144
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wigYv35E4HI

>>212124613
>ban evasion is a violation of the rules
A tjannie made this post

>>212127426
>linking to a short
Faggot

>>212127474
*blows a kiss*

>>212127504
(you)

>>212127542
>>212127504
it will be a spring wedding

>>212127688
(you}

Saturday Night GAGH

>>212129655
Bumping tranny

>>212129716
The guy above me already bumped, though. Also who cares

>>212129754
Got any proof sir gash?

>>212129805
Yeah right here

>>212130158
>Yeah right here
The man with no penis said arguing that he wasn't a shill

>>212130271
You've got the wrong man brother

>>212130377
Same mindset same person retard

>>212130481
"No."

>>212130522