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>>212100021 (OP)That redditor who called the cops on this garbage was based
>>212100290@erosion_of_earth
>get a bot thread
>get a shill with no skill
>tfw you miss ellies public instagram
>>212101406It was only open for like 5 mins
>>212100062https://youtu.be/uoy1nEMe9SM?si=f7QRGws_Y_cHaKws
s4 was a disaster with a shit cast
>>212101715It's sad that you'll never touch her. All you can do is post pictures of her and larp that he's your gf.
If it was me I'd kms.
Handles on Ellie's socials?
>>212100516>get a bot thread>get two
real shit insider here:
>plan is try to make it work in the s2 house and pay some fee for a cop to be on-site 24/7
>no promises on anything going forward, jet is mad and wants to rug the show
>ellie and direnc walked off, scared because cops have guns
>freddy went to urgent care for his headache
nobody cares except jet, the cops were chill about it once they realized it wasn't a real situation. they dont have to move houses unless jet convinces sam to not pay for the police presence.
being chased from the first house was a gaslight. they were always gonna go to the s2 house and theme it like the swamp with a bunch of computer stuff thrown in there to make it look like fallout. season was supposed to end by giving the winner a spot in bloodgames 2. all of it will b cancelled if jet crashes out :(
>Angelina follows a guro account on Instagram
Oh...
>>212100021 (OP)She is really good at this hot? I don't watch the show
>>212100021 (OP)so is this shit over or what? all the cams are down.
>>212101997>if jet crashes outNot if.
When.
>>212101997>scared because cops have gunsNo way this is true. No way these girls are THAT retarded.
>>212101997its jets baby.
he calls the shots.
everyone else is just along for the ride, if he'll have them.
and thats what everyone forgets
It truly has never been this over before.
>>212102090American police aren't exactly known for their tactful behaviour or their gentle demeanour, anon.
>>212102064messages expected later as to the future of the project
police raid yesterday after redditor suspected reporting to police that the streams continued and other crimes broken.
Suspected that Ellie has left the show as she has mobile phone access
Records released show they are thinking of taking the show on the road again similar to RV from S3
Do we know if they had their phones for a while?
Jet might havs given them their phones to call home to let them know the plan but freddy / ellie are shitheads and logged into instgram while jet got high
Wait if ellie got her phone she would come here...she saw my lustposts
>>212102090the cops rolled up with rifles out, it was a legit swatting. ellie's a californian who probably only goes outside to smoke weed with a bunch of trannies and direnc is australian and they prolly dont roll up in full raid gear there. they legit walked. promised not to say anything till tmrw. stream is gonna go at 11am if jet's up.
>>212102116everyone on the team knows jet is a bit of a baby about things but usually he doesnt get this mad. hes actually over it and thinks people are trying to ruin his life lol
Ellie knows when you are simping about her, she has ESP
https://www.reddit.com/r/lenard/comments/1llfr4q/mgs_alert/
>>212102128Yeah, it's a miracle that I've been around police for decades and somehow not been shot.
>>212102194time to let ol jet mosey off into the sunshat and let ben the prodigal son take over?
>>212102208Are you white? Because that might explain a lot.
>>212101997This is so fucking fake. Like can you at least fucking try if you are going to gaslight?
>>212102229Fuck off brownoid.
>>212102240I completely believe the leaked rumor that Sam and Ben wanted to do another Famous House esque thing but Jet didn't, since he wanted to be worshipped again like in S2.
>>212102247The basic premise of the show is isolation from the world. If you remove that, it just becomes another shitty IRL twitch stream.
>>212102293>leaked rumor>its something someone said on 4chan
>>212102283Only cryokeen tier losers buy this shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/lenard/comments/1llftjd/goofy_ass_white_boys/
>>212102312didn't he descend to some new depth of embarrassment recently
>>212102128Most cops are nice if you're not black and are polite to them
Start Bloodgames2. I'm ready for Xavier kinography (it filters nu-mde).
>>212102283if i was on fishtank and jet neptune or sam hyde said i could take the 50k home if i wore some of their merch and faced the camera i would turn it down
>>212102283Can these retards make some merch that doesnt get you bullied in public or lower the prices by 70%
>>212102312i want to agree with you so badly but idubbbz is such a cuck that the only way for him to win would be to kill himself
the dude already castrated himself
News tomorrow but it's tomorrow today?
>>212102283>branding yourself with another mans namedo they sell panties and cock cages too so i can complete the ultra raped faggot look?
>>212102229https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/fryer/files/fryer_police_aer.pdf
TL;DR - statistically whites are more likely to be on the receiving end of lethal police force than any other group in the US.
>>212102299I do concede on that, but I don't necessarily think that the gaslighting and TTS is the 50% of entertainment.
>>212102283the only things I'd wear are the hyde wars hat the boxing shorts and the black extreme peace shirt
What if this was all orchestrated by cryokeen?
funny joke:
>how do you know cryokeen is in the thread
>dont worry hell tell you
>>212102328why is this clip not on the r/lenard subreddit?
>>212100062Last night I heard that kiwifarms had found a bunch of personal information on him and his family and some user in the area was going to confront him for shutting down their favorite show. Poor guy didn't deserve that.
>>212101856Unironically beautiful
>>212102229>>212102332you people are naive. Cops have it in for everyone. The only reason stupid ass niggers get shot is because they are less likely to comply. Cops want someone to not comply as it gives them an excuse to kill you.
walk into balenci with my pp out
>>212102390yeah they found his stepkids and all sorts of shit kek
>>212102390cool, I love me some classic kiwifarms faildoxes
>>212102389fakest shit i have ever seen lmao
>>212102386Did you know getting hit with a couple pellets that gave him bruises ruined his life? So much so that he continues to watch the slop that "ruinee" him
>>212102128You worship violent evil niggers
>>212102166I hope she read this bro...
Went to sleep after the boomer's identity was uncovered is he still the one who did it or has there been another update?
>>212102293it's not about being worshipped by fans, he knows there's going to be the Jin, Daniel, and Cole types that will be an issue. Jet wants groupies to fuck. That's what it's about. Look at the way he's zoned in on Ellie, he's a horny freak
>>212102128got any bodycams to share?
>>212102354qna stream at 11, theyre gonna lower tts again. jet might rug the whole thing. sam has agreed to cover cost of keeping cops on site. we all went to a hotel
>>212102393the cops were really cool when they found the larp weapons actually. they chewed ellie out for not having ID. probably why she walked. they were saying shit like "you're an adult now you legally need to have this on you" - she cried :(
just woke up, have they said anything at all in the past 12 hours since jet posted a jon hamm meme
>>212102194Real larping hours
>>212102426Proof or gtfo, the insufferable larping needs to stop
>>212102426so who are you pretending to be
did anyone make the gofile for ellies instagram yet?
or have most of the good stuff already been posted?
>>212101461She accepted my follow request and others. Started getting comments on her stuff and probably realized she didnโt that kind of unfiltered attention yet so went private again
do you think Sam hates himself
>>212102431Ellie is at my house, we are watching hentai.
>>212102431no they just said update tomorrow
I'm at the hotel with Letty, we're trying anal again
>>212101406We ripped everything
No feet. Mostly cringe stuff proving she's fake af
>they got their phones and went online
i hope this jet nigger goes to prison and gets shanked by the rustiest knife
ellie
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>>212102444her follower count doubled so there's still people with access
i can't believe that ellie got double teamed by brutal massachusetts state troopers
>>212102393You are an evil lying kike piece of shit and you should hang yourself immediately
Stop taking drugs nigger
oh shit the airport posts were true
>>212102419I don't think a single goddamn person would care if he had groupies in the 6 months gaps where FT is not online. But to bring on girl contestants for it specifically is facking crazy. Make a good show FIRST motherfucker.
>>212102283Sam is making a big mistake by cheaping out on decent designers for his merch, I don't find shit embroidered with MDE or HYDE particularly appealing. That's quite spergy
>>212102469Feet pics for sale within 12 months
What do you think is going through his mind right now?
>>2121024866 is the obvious choice. get blasted with fred and talk shit with stein.
sounds like an incredibly fun flight.
>>212102497Get out of my ear, dude
>>212102470this, literally ruined. why the fuck would you do that
>>212102495Now that's a quality edit.
>>212102486anything but 2 or 4 is a foolish choice
JUST IN
Sheikh bin Freden issued fatwah against Rhode Island state troopers.
Many faithful are heeding the call.
>>212102293on the off chance this is true i think they actually just need to take Jet out back and finish him off lennie style, one shot to the back... if he's lucky the bullet hole will break up his monobrow and make him marginally more attractive
so the asian girl really is 16?
>>212100021 (OP)Fishtank was only good for 1-2 weeks in may 2023 (season 1). The only good contestants were and are Damiel and Betty. Damnation never dies. I miss jokerposting.
Insider here. They're driving to Florida. The finale will be at Disney World.
>>212102283i think today i'll wear my Education Sucks Beat Abuse Assault Doctors Nurses Lawyers Teachers shirt
>>212102522Like the hadith says, fuck around find out.
By asian standards Ellie is mid
They should of just paid the fines instead of having the debt maxxing mentality. These things catch up with you.
>>212102431not even a status on the site
not even a post in chat on the site
just ben and jet vagueposting mad men on xitter
true professionals
>>212102486I'm based so 1 it is.
>stream still not up
it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMzlX--0OGU
>>212102539did she lie to get on the show
>>212102556by Asian standards, she's top shelf
by WHITE standards, she's mid
U are all retarded go to ricky discord this little mutant blob leaks everything lol
wdym all I remember is binx sideboob
>>212101331GOONERS
WHAT ARE WE GOONING TO THIS SEASON?
>>212102556by fishtank standards shes a 10/10
LISTEN HERE YOU SICK FUCKS THAT POOR HELPLESS LITTLE INNOCENT ASIAN GIRL WHO TALKS ABOUT GOING ON 4CHAN /gif/ AND TONS OF OTHER TERMINALLY ONLINE BULLSHIT IS ONLY 18 YEARS YOUNG
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH YOU SICKOS
>>212102556We got catfished by the camera quality
I really hope they gave them some pizza and some movies to watch instead of just letting them on their phone the whole time looking at everything or else the rest of the season might be in jeopardy
>>212102556>>212102576its the other way around by asian standards shes average
by white standards shes 10/10
>>2121024861. Besides being fasly accused of being a pedophile by known pedophile Sam Hyde, what's wrong with Simmons?
>>212102526Sam and Ben had fun being Jeremy G and (Gay) Ben Silver. This much is completely clear. I would BET that it was the most fun Sam has had in a long time. The way that Jet has fun is simply being on camera and getting "respect." But for FH 1.0, he was locked in the basement. I completely assume he hated that so much that he scrapped the entire idea. The amount of time he appears on screen in S4 is proof of this.
>>212102447i dont think she expected her private instagram to be found
she went private before going on the show thinking it would keep her hidden
she must have panicked when she got all those comments within seconds of going public
>>212102556she really isn't
if you're comparing her to k-pop idols, you're comparing her to 100K in plastic surgery
Ellie literally has no ass or tits
>>212101997i can't believe i'm saying this, but if it means bringing the show back online, let ellie fuck jet. it's a necessary sacrifice
>>212102588what if i wanna fuck her though
>the first person to approach Ellie is gonna be a fat neckbeard bastard and will represent the rest of the Elliecels for her
G stands for Gangsta
UNIT stands for U Niggas In Trouble
>>212102580Lettyโs flustered face while her hands are on direncโs ass rubbing against her pussy
even though she is younger ellie simps give me fewer bad vibes than angie simps
>>212102576the eye makeup is literally lifting the weight of the world on its shoulders
>>212102560Sam posted about his scam pills 30mins after the cops came. Then deleted it because of the backlash These people unironically hate the fans
>>212102605the dad reading the newspaper bit is for no-one's benefit but his own
>>212102497He fucked a groupie right after s1 and the most people said about it is that she raped jet. But then it was clear he was going for josie afterwards and groomposting gained traction.
Those were a funny 3 weeks
>I'm just a kid
>A schoolgirl
>I'm 18
>>212102610Incorrect about the tits. The ass could be improved with the dicken booty routine.
>>212102426>they chewed ellie out for not having ID. probably why she walked. they were saying shit like "you're an adult now you legally need to have this on you"The Land of the Free folks. What a shithole
>>212102495Is that supposed to be Alex B?
>>212102486Jon is fine. I could debate him endlessly about why Tristan is better than Andrew. 3
>>212102469do you have the septum piercing ones? apparently she wiped those quick.
>>212102641lmao jet did not fuck josie
>>212102630if you watched s1 you'd know sam hates fishtank fans kek
>>212102526Why the back of the head? That seems like an odd way to kill someone
asian people treat plastic surgery like dental work it's fucking crazy like i blame them for normalizing it in california
>>212102393It's fucking hilarious how you are not supposed to judge niggers by the worst of them, but when it comes to other groups like cops....
Freddy just followed Luke on Instagram
How is it not live yet? It's not like they tried to set anything up for the basement so what changed?
>>212102441mutuals with bex (the rave girl everyone thought was jenny)
>>212102627True, because she looks like she's 20 and not 13. but she still acts retarded teenager online still
>>212102617The first 1 to aproach her was dr cross and that dude mogged the tank
>>212102444She's like every other Asian of that age, lol. Are they all that based when they're not miming lyrics from the new ticktok song?
i guess when you let men control everything you have to do what they want but it's like not even worth it at that point
>>212102701you're an actual nigger lol bex wouldn't leak anything
trvth nvke: fishtank peaked with season 3. In retrospect, it was their most experimental and against type season to date.
>>212102669I know sam does hes a grifter i was hoping at least Ben and Ket loved us :c
>>212102707lol ofc she had one
>>212102593>hd pov camera reveals that ellie is mid asian girl, and that drench is a cute bogan cawewomanthe real twist
>>212102640Yes! I forgot to mention it, but the only purpose to do that Dad-reading-newspaper is so Jet has a turn being in the living room for a while. He even makes them be quiet!
>>212102641Well either way, groupies are fine, who cares basically. The only communities that even pay attention to their lives outside of FT is us, /ftl/ and the /bant/ threads. Reddit doesn't even care about the disturbing puppy play shit.
>>212102720youre not gonna believe what happened in the basement last night
>>212102659Here. (Didn't send before)
does anybody have a link to letty's japan stream? i can't find anything but clips.
>>212102627I called this like day 2. Ellie simps just call her hot while angie simps give off bettysimp / binxsimp vibes
>>212102393>Cops want someone to not comply as it gives them an excuse to kill you."God I hope somebody gives me a reason to shoot and kill them, I want so badly to spend months of my life dealing with a legal nightmare, investigations, and paperwork."
It sure is strange how the vast majority of the police go their entire career without ever firing their weapon in the line of duty.
>>212102605You could tell they were really trying to do something special at the start of s3. The famous house bit should've never ended. There didn't need to be a proper Fishtank Reveal. G and gay Ben becoming more psychotic and the show becoming more fishtank like would have sufficed.
>>212102722>it was their most experimental and against type seasontrue
>fishtank peaked with season 3.false
its because Ellie is adorkable
>>212102283>12 dollar lighterhonestly i think they should just kill themselves
>>212102534Nevermind, april 2023. Take me back...
>>212102728I told everybody to in on Drench
She's gorgeous cavewoman
>>212102662He may or may not have but he tried.
>>212100713what are daniel's socials?
>>212102709they are whatever they have to be to gain attention from a group they deem easy to do so with
ellie basically realized, as many other decent looking asian girls realize, its waaay easier to be queen of the dorks than it is to be a sorority stacy and compete for the same 8 guys at your college
>>212102497>>212102641i remember that. betty said some fat chick basically forced herself on jet and raped him. then she said josie and the wiggers were all doing whippets.
>>212102737angie simps constantly use pedo dogwhisles some have outright admitted to being pedos
they are actual subhumans
What are your thoughts on cryokeen?
>>212102742cops can just beat you or kill you and push it under the carpet.
The sort of person who wants to be a cop is a criminal smart enough to realise he has immunity if the law is on their side,
>>212102656youd have goblin kicking the back of your seat and taking your carry on
>>212102735filters dont count bitch
cash me outside how bou dat
>>212102728ONE EYE ON THE CAMERA
ONE EYE ON THE NIPPER IN THE DUNNY
>>212102700The fact they have no place to stream it from possibly and they are facing serious legal trouble.
>>212102736The vods probably got bumped off by her Thailand shit. The best part was Nana chanting TJ's name and running circles around him when they went to see the Gundam.
>>212102745The fear from the reveal was so tasty that I really do want it, but it could be the final week or last couple days as well. G and Gay Ben going from the light and feminine bickering to actually hostile yelling at each other would have been awesome.
>>212102707>>212102735she really thought she was being craft huh
>>212102283>12 dollars for a bic lighter with a sticker on itgood god
jet
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>>212102293nobody actually ever worshipped jet, he was sam's drone in s1 and s2, but in S3 he was literally janitor tier and it probably fucked with his ego. goran wants to be a star
>>212102707Did she unprivate he insta or something? Dumb bitch
>>212102790are you an actual nigger? cops in america are fine they're just aggressive when they think they might be dealing with some psycho fuck. try going to italy or germany or korea where they will actually kick the shit out of you if you piss off a cop.
>they call him jet neptune, he sex trafficked multiple girls
>lets get him
>>212102826For like 5 minutes
could any insiders let me know how bic flame fits into this dynamic
>>212102819notice in her interview, the ease and confidence with which she lied about that lol
she is unironically a shaepshifter, emiru style stuff
>>212102194faggot you are fat and a loser larping.
>>212102797They're just messing with you, no serious legal trouble can come from this.
>>212102826You expect an 18 year old to go 2 minutes in the free world without checking her socials anymore? It's not the 80s anymore, grandpa.
anyone here use instagram?
is it possible to set your account as public by accident or is there settings you have to go through?
>>212102825I disagree. In S2, all the fish post-Cole were all "yes Mr. Jet, whatever you say Mr. Jet, you're so funny when you put the fake rolly in my face."
>>212102784Cryokeen? More like KINOkeen
>>212102728she's a good womam
dont hate the player hate the game
>>212102784He seems really stupid. A bit dorky. When Letty's discord started he was basically using it as a personal vlog, which is harmless, but a bit bizarre.
Don't know too much about the guy other than he's a known sexpest.
Who got the IG Ellie gofile link
>>212102855It would be really irresponsible from meta if you could make it public by accident
>>212102826>>212102836kek she really logged on just to delete the piercing pictures. she knows exactly what she's doing.
Anyone else here find asians ugly? Even the above average ones don't do anything for me. Can't get over their chink eyes, something so cold and soulless about them.
>>212102828No you mentally retard dumb fuck you cant even read, you are genuinely a fucking retard if you believe the shit niggers say, if you believe your skin protects you from corrupt cops,
Cops look at white trash with hate. They view everyone not a cop as trash
>>212102855She was manually adding and deleting people so it wasn't an accident. She also wiped the septum piercing photos manually.
>>212102855You have to into specific settings on your profile to change it
>>212101997>pay some fee for a cop to be on-site 24/7this is not how cops work
>>212102825ugghhh his ego is probably through the roof right now because a pretty asian girl is pretending to flirt with him. even if nothing comes of him and ellie, this will have lasting inflative on jet's ego
isnt it cute that jet saw sam with a really young asian gf and said "daddy sammy can i get my own? I wanna try!"
Elliefags have taken the death of the show pretty hard it seems.
>>212102865that's no different to S1, all the fish acknowledged him as the show-runner. the one diffrence is Jet probably grew an ego and actually did those gay bits in S2
>>212102890Yep. A natural grifter in the making here
>>212102914he tried it on bitchtank and it didnt work ("this is where i sleep floor" lore)
>>212102840he's in charge of sucking off all of the men while they wait for next steps, he keeps morale high by jerking everyone off
>>212102757Holy shit I miss it so. These threads were so much fun, at least until the very end when it was just waifuwars
>>212102898>>212102890If you know you're going on FT, why wouldn't you delete stuff beforehand? You WILL be found. I'd use a script to delete every single line of previous text on my discord before deleting the account permanently. Only thing I'd leave is my twitch account as that's what I would promote anyway.
>>212102836She didnt have to unprivate to delete her pics. She fucked up
Alright so here's what we know for sure so far:
>Cole Palmer has confirmed he's still coming on as a freeloader
>The contestants have been online
>The next location is likely Sam's office with the new theme being mad men
i want to fuck the swatters step daughter so bad bros
ah ok
then it makes no sense as to why she would make her account public before deleting her nose ring photos
didnt some anons say she was 140+ iq or something? lmao
>>212102625there's no way that really happened
jezza did so bad with letty she likes pussy now?
>>212102949truuuuuu i didnt have anything to hide and even i didnt fuck that up
>>212102919Fine fine, but he absolutely grew an insane ego post-S1. Especially the TTS from him in S2 reveal that. And then the unforgiveable stanky leg deer TTS.
>>212102840He's dating Ben. They fuck hard and raw 3-5x per day.
>>212102707Fuck she looks so good in this style minus the piercing
>>212102953how are you leaking the plans who is this
>>212102948Not sure, she said in the confessional with Jet all her stuff was private on purpose so people couldn't see it.
So the fish have their phones? What is the fucking point now?
>>212102458So how was sex with pre blowout letty?
>>212102953Who tf is cole palmer
>>212102390Sure he did. If you get doxxed it's your own fault. For us it's a win/win because it's double the lulz. wiggers seething, kiwitroons seething, redditor also seething - I love it
>>212102735https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751115881617116.mp4
>>212102953how does a nuclear bunker to mad men make any fucking sense
when will you learn
when will you learn
WHEN WiLL YOU LEArN
THAT ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
>>212102994I literally just copy pasted that from the Marky irc
>>212102828Americans call police officers "Sir" and act submissive with them like they're grateful for being inconvenienced by daddy cop sir. Or like they're a kid talking to a school teacher or something. It's wicked queer shit that still doesn't stop them from getting shot on the regular
>>212102999theyโre doing bloodgames
>>212102897You are an evil nigger who does crime and drugs, and you should hang yourself.
>>212103006she looks like a young Cher
>>212102981>stanky leg deer TTS
>>212103009many are asking this
Didn't Jet and Ben said they cast no girls with nose piercings specifically??
>>212102328>>212102672It uncanny to hear full asians use idioms like โa special place in my heartโ with a valley girl accent
>>212103006in personality, easily
in looks, not so much
>>212102953>here's what we know for sure>The next location is likely Sam's office>for sure>likelyKILL. YOUR. SELF.
>>212103035yes and they lie all the time get used 2 it
did ellie have nipple piercings
>>212103006Fucking barf dude.
>>212103015Cuban missile crisis obviously
>>212102166Yeah man. Weird knowing she probably saw the several screenshots I took that keep getting reposted. Plus I took the lustposting in a pretty ravenous direction when the rumor about her being 17 started.
>>212102997Even private or hidden, I wouldn't trust that. A shitty ex-friend could leak stuff. In fact, I *know* that one would if he caught wind of me being on fishtank.
>>212103024you are a genuinely moron. The sort of retard cops like to abuse.
>>212103019that mong is a poltard that basically thinks not being a nigger somehow prevents a corrupt cop ruining his day.
Real insider here
Sam is planning on demoting Jet and hiring Jacob aka powenvy as show runner for season 5
>>212103066Ellie doesnt have an ex
>>212103019american cops have to be as brutal as the most brutal people in the US
this is not something that police in western european countries have started doing yet, but we don't need to talk about that on this board
>>212103044>personalityshe has the personality of a zoomer negro teen. i was in the josiegang and watched her streams
>>212103032>>212103069You don't even really have to try to imagine Jet when he posted that. He was clearly holding a can of galaxy gas, laughing like crazy, and not considering that it would obviously jump the shark. That's when Mizzy was completely certain that something was going on, after that.
Nina would be a better director than Jet
>>212102328I would watch a stream of these two
>>212102912Yes it is retard, you must be very sheltered. In San Diego at Newport Beach there's a trailer office box at the end of the strip paid for by the main street association of businesses that basically makes sure there's a cop presence in the area at all times. Have you never seen the cops that hang out at businesses like walmart in ghetto part of cities?
>>212102602Weird gay chink
>EUROFAGS DISCUSSING ABOUT AMERICAN LAWS
l0000000000000000000000000000000l
>>212103035also said under no exceptions would they ever cast OF girls and S3 was rife with them.
>>212103009Probably the most interesting freeloader weโll get this season
>>212103101>she has the personality of a zoomer negro teen. The body and fashion sense of one too.
>>212103019cops are basically IRL mods. you don't fuck with them or you catch a 3 day
metermaids / mall cops are the jannys
in other news my cool drag queen cousin finally got a boyfriend and hes a loser and embarrassed her when she introduced him to the family i didn't see that one coming but i'm waiting for them to wake up now and it's awkward
What transparency was Jet talking about when he said there will be more of it?
>>212103096Ex-friend. Like a person who used to be your friend.
>>212103108Yeah but anyone would be a better showrunner than Jet. Doctor Cross would be a better showrunner. He provided more entertainment in a couple hours than Jet did in 14 days.
>>212103108no one is saying this. she fumbled powtank and quit (shouldve cast a freeloader instead of quitting)
so when she got her phone she came into these threads to see us making fun of her for liking jet, right?
i was asleep but i hope you did your job
>>212103131thought that pic was jet's sister for a second
When did the ellie shit happen last night?
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>this time around we are going to let you guys know what's happening
>>212102891found the non white
>>212103160shes leaving the show after seeing all the watermellie posts
>>212103119i have not, it sounds like hell on earth actually
so, you can literally rent police officers in the US?
>>212103121>you have to listen to ME i was born in nebraska
>>212103108nina is a wigger and is interchangeable with jet it would make little difference
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>first season with no Vance
>season falls apart
coincidence?
>>212103006I know fans don't like to sexualize her. but let's cut to the chase, what does she look like naked? I know she had nice skinny legs
>>212102891Yes, I'm White too
>>212103127fashion sense too. her body is too native and fed with junk and plastic, not black per se.
>>212103133Every single community other than us will forgive him instantly because of the "legal troubles." I, for one, believe that S1 move due to legal troubles wasn't even real.
>>212102891Theyโre cute like an alien kitty cat. You can fuck and love them but theyโll always feel like some side quest to your real life.
>>212103006speaking of grifters, none of her quirky "stimming" was genuine.
>>212102936he did fuck two bitchtank girls doe
>>212103121ask yourself this honestly
have you actually had much firsthand experience with the law or have you just watched tv and youtube videos
>>212103180hey, don't hate on nebraska. omaha is chill theyve made some good music
sam will be lucky to keep jet after these debacles. jet could go to hollywood right now and get a high 6 fig development deal easy with a lot of performance kickers. not sure why he is wasting his time in RI. I know for a fact he has multiple people reaching out to him with real opportunities, not this podunk shit
>>212103044Exactly, and looks are like personality for girls. Itโs the only thing that really matters.
>>212103133he's going to be more transparent about what amazing merch they have for sale and about the podcasts his friends host
no more hiding that shit under the rug
>>212103184>S3 didn't fall apart
josie
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>>212103211not asian ones which was my point, he was trying to cast an asian
same deal with elon these people are actually into eugenics and it's weird. do you want your potential child to end up like ck?
>>212103177Who do you think police officers work for? People they consider 'normal' or people who they consider 'business owning'?
>>212103184they're still pissed off at him for dropping the cake
>>212103177scott sullivan was saying that they made it mandatory. Like they were getting so many swat calls they made it a requirement for fishtank to employ an offduty cop at all times. he said it was basically the cops extorting but also necessary because of all the swatting
>>212103133where you look at the screen and the show is so transparent it doesnt even exist anymore
>>212103246Her face is all makeup, the most overrated fishtank girl ever
>>212103236powtank begs to differ
>>212103218go to Hollywood to produce the same slop that Fishtank lampoons? lol
You don't really understand the appeal of the show do you?
Vance was supposed to get the streaming license from the town authority but he fucked it up.
>>212103183I actually believe that even Ben would be better than Jet. Ben, in the role of Gay Ben, proved he has a large amount of personable charisma, even towards normies. They completely believed Ben and saw him as a guiding force. Jet is such a charisma void that he sucks energy out of a room when he enters. When he talks, people look slightly confused as he clearly sounds like he's barely understanding stuff himself.
>>212103244i would assume they are paid for by taxes and are government employees, and that they are deployed by the government as it sees fit
the idea of renting a cop is as strange to me as renting a soldier from the government
I think MDE should part ways with Jet. Jets evolving into a groomer.
You can even see Sam go wtf when he finds out Ellie is still in school. Jets pushing it.
BREAKING: Important Summer video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuoPpmvx7Wo
What does Goran have to do to win back your trust?
You know, I was grim posting in the thread yesterday and seething about Ellie while the show was on but I'm really going to be grateful when the show turns on again later today. Grateful to Jet and Ben, grateful for the cast, just enjoying the content this time around. I wonder what time today it's going to come back on
>>212103260Like every girl in the world anon
>>212103300Jet learned from the best. Like internet father like internet son
Just got off the phone with Chris. Feedback on Extreme Peace has not been positive. Sam is in jail. Ben is in the hospital. Mints is throwing his sweaty bussy at everybody tryin to get fucked but nobody is gettin hard. Maejok always gets hard fo dat fat greasy ginger ass tho. Matta fak hol up, im bout to take this boy to town real quick. Mo updates soon.
>>212103311denial is the first stage of grief i guess
>>212103305swear on jupiter's life and soul that he isn't trying to pull any funny business with my life or soul
>>212103305Complete a Cell challenge where we get to decide the mini challenges
>>212103304If she wasn't a hard 8 female, she'd be Chris-chan.
Ok ok, Iโll say it
I like Ben and Jet
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>be neighbours of the S1 house
>living in quiet cul-de-sac suburb, living the american dream
>new neighbours arrive
>light construction for a while
>people show up to the house blindfolded
>wiggers standing around outside smoking all day and night blasting shitty music
>find out they're filming a TV show in there
>constant loud noises from TTS and SFX all day and night
>jon screaming, chris screaming, damiel screaming
>apparently one of the contestents in the tv show was a pedo or something
>loads of weirdoes constantly showing up at all hours of the day
>constant doordash deliveries in the middle of the night
>i can't sit in my backyard or open a window without hearing all the noise
>the show ends in three weeks, I'll just put up with it till then
>suddenly they all come outside
>"BE A SIMPLEEEEEE KIIIIND OF MAAAAAAAAAAN"
>the shows over, thank fuck
>two years later
>loud disturbances start again
>find out the shows filming another season in the same house
>immediately get the police involved
>>212103304>20 minutesI aint watching all that
>>212103300Yeah the wtf was genuine
This is so funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6jAuHT_ahk
I think i recall in the first season they sperged out at one if the contestants being a pedo
i love Ben
i like Jet
i fucking hate Sam
>>212103305i will literally never trust goran.
but he should become a contestant on s5 and get his bed taken every night and have milk poured him him and have unfiltered tts spammed at him so he knows what its like
>>212103344>14 days of nontent>"loud noises"nice try Jet
>>212103300An anon pointed out yesterday that it's really confusing why Sam even allows this to go on. Every single time there is *anything* to do with grooming or allegations in the MDE sphere, all it does is bring up Marky stuff. You would think that Sam would want to quell any instance of this. Sam needs to buy out Jet's 20% and hire another showrunner.
>>212103352fat letty moogles
>>212103297>The officer is not being paid directly by WalMart. The contract is made with the city/county to provide extra security, they receive payment, and the officer is paid OT. A lot of the time, departments (especially County Sheriff) will have Reservists they call on to cover these shifts to avoid paying OT. An off-duty officer can accept a side gig, but canโt use any department-issued items while working the side gig. Reading posts about it on plebbit, some cops do it as a side gig with their city gear but the legal way to do it is a contract for an 'event' that gets billed to the event (in this case Walmart)
>>212103300Jet saved Samโs career with fishtank and the idubbbz doc
>>212103344I definitely see it for the town's point of view as someone who gets driven crazy by loud hood like behavior. But I also fucking love the show. They really need to work their shit out.
>>212103352Bro forgot to check Spoiler
I love Ben
I like Sam
I like Jet
>>212103404good tip for next time
>>21210330 Holy moly this summer bitch is dog stupid.
>>212103386that's true tbqh, sammy needs young wiggers to stay relevant
if letty learned to dress for her body she wouldnt look as fat but she doesnt make enough from hooking to buy new clothes lowkey lol
>>212103361why's she so self serious at the beginning? it's like she's lording her age over him
caught up with recent events after two hours of reading. I have two things to say
>I hope the leaks are true and ellie and drench left only because I want dan to stay
>I dont know who came up with it but the whole Cole Palmer is the next freeloader is hilarious. Might be my favorite bit of this season next to smoking under the bed
thanks for reading my blog post!!
Iโve heard they took them all to the s3 house to sleep from a very reliable source on Twitter. Not gonna out him but he said theyโre going to ask the fans on a stream today whether they want bg2 now or later but s4 is done
What does Jet have on Sam? There must be a reason for all this shit he lets slide
>>212103352I'm not a Letty fan because she's a "smokeshow". She's a dorky high-mid.
That bikini is pretty shitty though.
>>212103379this is why they're never doing something like bitchtank again. i'm surprised they're still casting girls at all. the thing is, simpable mids is what kept their show afloat.
>Show comes back on with Bliccy sitting on a couch surrounded by a bunch of printed out troll faces
Where's the bodycam footage?
>No youtube stream up
ITS FUCKING OVER. The livestream on youtube being up every morning gave me an odd sense of comfort and something to look forward to.
>>212103443he likely works for peanuts. jet is to sam what ellie is to jet
>>212103439Why does everyone keept talking about Cole Palmer, why the fuck would a low iq British footballer have anything to do wtih Fishtank? I don't get it!
>>212103361>I think i recall in the first season they sperged out at one if the contestants being a pedokys
>>212103439Based cole palmer appreciator
This cast needs 12 hours of sleep to rest from their 12 hours days of sitting in bed or on the couch
im glad its over, i have my time back
>>212103443I think he reminds him of himself, and he wishes he was young still and he can live vicariously through Jet's youth
>>212103304look summy I'll be clear. if you come to my country and become my gf Ill listen to you and ill help you and i will treat you well. but if you dont do that, I sincerely dont give a fuck about you and I am certainly not going to spend 20 minutes listening to you yapping
>>212103448All she has is tits, a waist that is slowly gaining weight, and a red scare affectation. Other than that, she has a square fucking head, shitty hair, wonky eyes, and an alien pussy.
>>212103420hannah hays vibes
>>212103464it was never up this early
Fuck this. I must go wageslave. I'm sure a lot of shit will happen while I'm away and can't keep up anyways.
>>212103443As much as it pains Sam, he knows he would find it hard to be relevant in a post zoomer world
>>212103471>have a melty at simmon in s1>jet starts hiring schoolgirls
>>212103492Jet should finally do "Jimmy Bitches".
iโm kind of thinking that bitch tank was the best season of fishtank.
>>212103496also zero ass, even by a irish man's standard.
>>212103505At this point, what exactly does Jet do for Sam though? Jet's also just incompetent. He's not particularly good at anything, and specifically makes his show bad on purpose.
>>212103464lol itโs too early. Theyโre not going to put it up anyway because they have no cans genius
>>212103507What's wrong with being in the same room as an 18-year-old girl, moron?
Post real kino while fishtank is down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPTCy5XbQYo
Automile could never.
>>212103439i have heard through my contacts that palmer was scheduled for tonight after his match but it might be postponed depending on the house situation
>>212103385this sounds pretty involved
wouldn't they turn down contracts from minor businesses to conserve their resources?
>>212103529point is over your head you total dumbass
>>212103500huh, really? I'm a west coast fag so I'm just used to it being on early in the morning.
looking back at my s1 screenshots, goddamn sams hairline was sketchy
>>212103405Ben is a real one
https://youtu.be/zWEfggLOGNs?si=fmt1Y2G6L2flFlIL
https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1llt4b3/jet_ellie_bdsm_puppy_play/
This is almost at 100, please give it a couple upvotes so it can get back onto the "Hot" algorithm for the subreddit.
where do they source the barely legal asian girls
What is going on in the world that makes people consider 18 year olds children now?
>>212103469>why the fuck would a low iq British footballer have anything to do wtih Fishtankthat's what makes it funny, it makes zero sense. they didnt even pick messi or ronaldo they went with a lesser known baller. I laughed out loud when some anon said "jack grealish follows jet on x. interesting"
>>212103542You don't have a point. There is nothing hypocritical about having Ellie as a contestant
>>212103342ben and jet would be fine if they were just actors and if jet weren't the one directing
>>212103518I preferred The Cell. Bitchtank/Cell was a filler arc - like the Garlick Jr saga. The ending was a 10/10 fishtank moment though.
>>212103518i found it way more entertaining than i thought i would. it even had a satisfying conclusion. i rate it higher than season 1.
>Damiel
>Bam Margera
>Letty
>Xavier
>Ricky Berwick
>Weck
>Dr Cross
>Crazytaco
>Patrick Star
>Cole Palmer
Season 4 has the strongest freeloaders and its not even close
>>212103568>please give it a couple upvotes so it can get back onto the "Hot" algorithm for the subreddit.that's not how it works
>>212103533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff2zfsfypio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff2zfsfypio
>>212103533for me, its
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7g08nwEmyY
>>212103580Americans, zoomers, mental illness and the internet. I bet some people here genuinely believe that they're still children until 25.
>>212102509>having airsoft fatty right behind you and summer in your left earretard
>>212102602>>2121025611 is the correct choice, the least amount of headache guaranteed.
>>212103131Why is he into drag? Is he autistic or something?
>>212103585>jets deliberately trying to find girls of questionable age still in school
Post lore that looks completely fake but is actually true
>Aryeh was the person who introduced Scott to Sam and MDE
if you aren't a bitchtank fan or hater you dont understand what makes fishtank sink or swim and thats on u
>>212103597The problem is it was missing the dynamic of weird males. Yeah some of the girls were nice, but it lacked a few layers that made fishtank proper good.
I hate my fucking life so much.
>>212103304watched a minute and dipped out, don't care. mentally ill bitches are some of the most self-absorbed people out there. Get over yourself and deal with your problems in private with some dignity like everyone else. don't force others to bear witness
So who was supposed to be the guest before they got swatted
>>212103609this was great but it made me sad because after heil nina and showing big purple in god will cut you down its very clear he's never ever going to be back
>>212103620she* is autistic but like functional like very functional iykwim she's just into the artistry ig
>>212103637>Alex B is 10x richer than Sam Hyde
>>212103580she literally says "im just a kid" she luckily was just 18, which means they didnt fucking check
>>212103625Zoomers are braindead freaks
>>212103653Patrick Star nigguh
>>212103662you are a dumbass
>>212103653Patrick Star from hit Nickolodeon cartoon Spongebob Squarepants
what they could feasibly do to improve the show and actually make it to the end of a season (which hasnt happened since s1):
>hire a competent lawyer
>take casting power out of jets hands
>include challenges and contingencies in season plan
>dont go upstairs unless in full shark costume
>no drugs in basement
>disabuse notion of "low effort = funny"
>commit to either coddling or abuse
but it will never be "good" while they are beholden to the support of 10,000 pearl clutching kekistani jimmy downeys on twitter and a 4chan audience that despises them, and kiwiniggers somewhere in between. its a fundamentally schizophrenic project. is it coddletank or hellhouse? neptunian or goranian? a serious project or an ironic meta performance? fans or normies? ellie or marky? are paypigs rewarded or tortured? is /tv/ relevant or not? answer to all: depends on the day. they cant commit to anything because it would alienate half of the audience. sam will also never accept that his finger is no longer on the pulse of what's cool and alternative online anymore because his fans are stuck in 2015 with him, and jet will never recover mentally from his childhood. they will never leave the comfort zone of "trying to blow up" because doing so and retaining the notion of moral superiority to other scummy online entertainers (all-important due to their large sensitive egos) would first entail growing up (as to some extent would giving up on that notion)
didnt know they made retards that were this insecure about a shirt
Can we put the gloves back on now?
The possibility that the show's dead or may be going on without Ellie is frankly a relief. It's the only exposure I had to teenage girls so maybe I can go back to jerking off less than five times a day.
>>212103684STOP EXISTING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS A PERSON WHO'S OVER THE AGE OF CONSENT YOU SICK FUCK
>>212103533more of a guy martin man myself
>>212103580Im not a moralfag but I do think its a bit weird to have a high schooler in your humilliation ritual heavy show especially because of how deranged the fanbase is. that said, she signed up for it and so did aryeh so I hate how coddled they are/were
Lets take a moment to take stock of our lives and fully recognize just how over it is.
>>212103518I can no longer enjoy it in good faith knowing that it destroyed 4 relationships (abi with her ogre bf, claire and isaac, scott and his mail order bride, and haley and her cuck husband)
>>212103692Just guard the address of whatever venue they use like their business depends on it, because holy shit, turns out it does.
>>212103712its not about her being 18, you really do not understand the point
Can someone provide footage of that dink that was kicked off the show for supposedly markyposting and calling Jet a R9K fag, I can't find it anywhere?
>>212103731You still haven't made one, because you don't have one. SAD!
>>212103704Ellieโs tits are only going to get bigger
>>212103731>omg I just can't even!Well try.
>>212103730They have to build a set in a warehouse, otherwise a fish will say what state they are in and the dox will follow shortly.
>>212103692agreed with everything except
>commit to either coddling or abuseif you abuse them too much they'll either quit or just become lethargic. they should get good sleep 85% of the days and have good food. challenges and days should be a mix of humilliating/tough challenges like the cell and sillier ones with a vibe repair evening after the most grueling days
>>212103731NTA, but no, what is your point?
>>212103750i never knew it was possible for vietnamese
>>212103656Can't say I blame him. Jet is very feminine and vengeful. If Cole were to go back on, Jet would specifically try to make him the butt of the joke.
>>212103704Tight little piece
>>212103692Maybe pick a different state to shoot the show too, since state laws can vary wildly. Some libertarian hellstate probably isn't going to care about any of this, especially keeping a potentially underage Asian teen around.
It's fucking dumb to have someone not old enough to drink given alcohol is a huge crutch used in the show.
The rest of the shit I don't give a fuck about. It's not that difficult.
>>212103304connor goes by summer now?
What are the chances that the police killed Patrick Star?
Cole Palmer, can we get you down in the basement for a quick confessional?
>>212103750yeah, once I impregnate her
Why is her last name Moon if her dad is Vietnamese?
Strawberry Fields Forever
Simple Man
God's Gonna Cut You Down
Nigga Heil Nina
Muppet or Man
Say Yes
Are there any other songs that are /ftl/ coded?
>>212103704Tits - fuckable
>>212103580ever increasing reach of arrested development, people don't really grow up anymore and want the world to reflect that, have to perpetually keep the kid gloves on.
>>212103767Viet Korean might be the key to all of this
>>212103750>>212103767I know you guys are virgin but these are clearly padded bras lmao
>>212103723that guys an idiot, ive been personally defending the fact shes 18 so its fine but there could have been a possibility she wasnt actually 18 and was just saying that.
Sam looked genuinely worried for a second that the dumb doughball jet had recruited a schoolgirl.
Her comment that she is just a kid in highschool is pointing how ridiculous it is because shes barely 18
BIG PURPLE
BIG PURPLE
MARKY
MARKY
MARKY
>>212103793>codedaren't you a little young to be here?
>>212103692whenever i think about the potential of the show vs what it actually is i do this
>>212103533https://youtu.be/tH4p_MX4YG8?si=5T_ZI-nBHt3_E_wj
>>212100021 (OP)did mellie have a hard life?
>>212103723i think they should only have 21+ fish because of americas gay drinking laws but dont care otherwise
>>212103779There better be chippy chips down there
>>212103779>โฆwhatโs a confessional?
>>212103793bedroom prison blues
https://youtu.be/S_1guqa5EsQ?si=wnMWdBKPLA2JWziu
half korean half vietnamese gf...
Uhh... fishtanksissies?! Is this true?!
>>212103812Youโre the virgin if you donโt understand the point being made by him
>>212103776>alcohol is a huge crutch used in the showthere have always been fish that dont really drink or dont drink at all
i think they should have to be 21+ just because its a liability but im fine with fish that dont drink
>>212103822It's ok, I'm 13 and posting from a slum in Thailand, my parents are both dead.
>>212103793It never rains in southern california
one must imagine every ellie simp having an awful day
>>212103854>fake freckles>"fumbled a baddy"This slut SUCKS
So was that psychic encounter really unscripted?
Theu didn't take heed
Do you really have to talk about women all day?
>>212103854Yeah Iโm thinking I need one
Season's over, move this shitty thread to /trash/
>people don't get the point that Jet literally groomed a questionably aged highschool girl for the show
kek
>>212103885I know a mod and he's telling me /ftl/ is probably going to move to /sp/ later today when Cole Palmer enters the Fishtank
>>212103876Girls can makeโฆjokes?
>>>/sp/149465209
can you retards stay in your own thread
>>212103889Looks like a girl who would support feminism and wing ideas, but also grifts money from extreme rightwinged racists.
prettiest fish of all time
maybe if we markypost more the show will come back
>>212103892>girl for the showIt was for after the show thoughbeit
zoomers think they're being "ironic" but they all just sound fucking retarded
>>212103889She will never know that you exist and you'll die hanging in the closet of your childhood room that you still live in, alone and retarded and gay with a likely self-gaped ass + you might be a nigger
Ellie simps just want to protect her.
>>212103889Thatโs my wife bro
>>212103892FRESHLY eighteen
utterly PURE and MINT condition
UNSULLIED by the cock carousal
>>2121025563/Bug and that's being nice
>>212103657wtf is a female drag queen? Like burlesque dancer?
>>212103892Jetrey Nepstein and Ghizletty Maxwell are GROOMERS
>>212103918asians dont count they all look the same
>>212103915That's her life goal.
>>212103793Chicago 25 or 6 to 4
Caldera Seraphim (Angels)
Season 2 Bartender Chris Lynch played them on his phone when serving the fish, before Ben started yelling at him for playing copyright music.
Blessing this thread with direnc butt
>>212103941She's given head
I need more streams mr neptune the voices are coming back
>>212102752that's a 3 pack retard
>>212103938She will make a post calling everyone worried about her being groomed a faggot and tell them to grow up
>>212103885nah if you dweebs can have a million threads about shows no longer on air,
we can have one too.
>>212103941>Jet knew it was his chance
>>212102596all you did was reiterate the original post
>>212103946girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl. i think
>>212103960salright. Size isn't everything.
>>212103981that orge needs to shave it's face pretty soon
>>212103985that jet is a groomer
>>212103941>UNSULLIED by the cock carousalshe probably fucked more dudes than Direnc, lets be real. Her ironic detached nature is indicative of childhood sexual abuse
Americans think 18 is a child
Shame Ellie's posts just being typical zoomer slop is wearing her welcome thinner than doing absolutely nothing most of the time on fishtank. Just more proof women are more appealing when they don't express themselves verbally.
>>212103892you don't know what "grooming" is
>>212104007browns rape kids in the street (the same street they shit in)
>>212102659>We ripped everythingany link to an archive anon?
>>212104006it's indicative of spending her formative years entirely online during the plandemic. you stupid nigger. you are the blackest retard gorilla nigger this thread has ever seen
>>212104021Asians with fake freckles just looks weird.
Lenard has nice tits and great hips. She perfect breeder
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>it's really over
zoomers shouldn't be allowed to vote, by their own admission their brains aren't developed and they're children who can't consent
we should also dismiss everything they say since they're admitting they're too retarded to think
she's funny! and, like... clever funny!
>>212104007It's more than that. American disgust culture has permeated on the internet. The main reason why AOC exists and we've deemed 18 to be the arbitrary acceptable age is because of whinging feminists.
What is your favorite quote from season 4?
>>212104041No one cares and it won't make your dead show any better.
I donโt believe that Ellie is a virgin
>>212104059uhhhh if we ban all the 18 year olds from voting, right winged parties would fully control the country permanently, btw age of consent should be 23+
Brit-tank with Graham Goldwell would be funny, they could shoot it in some remote shit hole and get a bunch of English normies on it
All smexy wimmenz are made for Jimmy
>>212104070>>212104041please god let all these moralfags faildoxxing someone get the fishtank subreddit get shut down
>>212104061thats cringy and childish but I know girls my age (early 30s) who still post shit like that. ellie has probably already reached her mental peak
Did Angie think that she'd muted the stream when she took her phone into the bathroom to piss?
>>212104074walls closing in?
>>212104068Fuck around and find out
>>212104061She just turned 17 in this post, you sick fuck.
>>212104061why she's such a tryhard
>>212104075no girl at the age of 18 is a virgin, especially when they look 7+
I like Ellie because she was nice to the quasimodo guy.
>>212103492impossible to top
we saw TITS AND PUSSY
>>21210407918 year olds dont vote anyway. voting rates for young people have always been extremely low compared to middle aged people and up
fishtank fans being sam's personal army and destroying some guys life for maybe doing something because he voted kamala is really corny
>>212104096She's not very bright and is very daniew coded
>>212104096Angie clearly knows nothing about technology.
>>212104075Certainly not after jets through with her she wont be
>>212104100Guppy Ellie was prime
>>212104106check asian virginity rates
the results may shock you
>>212104061>>212104095I was going to say that this sounds like something I would have seen in freshman year of college, when I was 17 since I skipped a grade. But then after thinking about it, people my age still sound like this, and I'm 31 now.
This is becoming /bant/-tier. Sad.
>>212103966Ok go buy a 3pk of wigger lighter and shove it up your ass maybe
Ellie runs /ftl/ simple as
>>212104075that just means you have eyes and ears
>>212104021she was literally a child when she posted that pic you sick fuck stop
>>212104103I don't care. I want an invite to the sleepover.
the way this thread talks about Ellie you'd think she was interesting, how do you all get tricked by obvious simp bait every single season?
>>212104142how about i shove it up your ass instead
>>212104103Because she wants to sell her body to losers online instead of going to medschool
>>212104068Klaus Always Wins
>>212104103All women are essentially "pick me's"
Elliewas just not as outgoing as the other fish
>>212104116i remember all the lefties who thought doxxing was corny
here's the list:
>>212104147bots and shills run 4chan so your argument is invalid
>>212104156There's nothing wrong with posting guppys
>>212104134Okay, now compare them to Asians grown up in America
>I'm just a kid
>a highschool girl even
>of course im 18;)
Stop Ellie im already rock hard.
Are we just gonna talk about Jet's nontent fuckpet until we realize the show isn't coming back?
I'm going to be so happy when the show turns on again later today bros. I'm not going to doompost, I'm not going to seethe about a contestant, I'm just going to enjoy it this time around and wait to see what sort of wacky hijacks and twists Ben and Jet are cooking up
>>212104136And thatโs a good thing
>>212104204discord tranny raid happening currently
>>212104127She started streaming and her equipment broke
A simp instantly bought her a laptop
>>212104207same but only if ellie and ayreh have left and angie and jin return
>>212104210what a disappointment
are you on the side of the "major complicated twist in week 2" mentioned in the investor stream being just a joke that ended up happening or they have actually had some of this shit planned?
I find the thread off topic and is not television or film.
Back to your containment board >>>/bant/
>>212104196the figure i'm getting is 7% for women aged 21+
that's not none
>>212102981>the unforgiveable stanky leg deer TTS.>>212103069>>212103105millenial here
what does that TTS even mean? im too old to understand
Jet's having the time of his life making Ellie do dog tricks off camera while you cuck faggots simp for her,
>>212104204every time, devolves into talking about nontent because some anons are gullible and fall for it year after year
>>212104136Send. Him. In.
>>212104242everything is planned but doomposters are too low iq. jet is a genius and we simply aren't prepared for the kino that's coming.
>>212104210>reposting unfunny tweets she saw on discordI hate normie zoomzooms
>>212104141this is what all you fetishising asian women have to look forward to. mentally ill hapas that hate and humiliate you
>>212104204yes
i'm waiting for them to announce something one way or the other
>>212104242the move from s1 house to s2 basement was planned, the swatting in s2 basement was not. now they have to scramble
>>212104210Omg a girl made a heckin joke?
>>212104228I've spent most of my life completely alone on the countryside and haven't touched a woman in years but I still can't understand how men can be so pathetic. Simps should be viewed as a separate species
>>212104207Same but only if it starts with Aryeh skinned and with Ben wearing his skin like a flesh suit
>>212104210Is all her knowledge from tiktok and discord?
>>212104179it is, you're straw-manning by drawing partizan lines. you shouldn't get doxxed for saying nigger or tranny and you shouldn't get doxxed for celebrating a livestream getting shut down. it's a very strange antisocial behavior that completely neglects to consider the person on the other side of the screen, mass gangstalking for the pursuit of flimsy "justice" is a modern symptom of disillusionment with reality because of the internet
>>212103964based she played Balatro
>>212104291Same but I want Ben skinned and Aryeh wearing his skin
Love Angie
Support Angie
Listen to Angie
Cherish Angie
Encourage Angie
Grow Old with Angie
We could have gotten more daniew seething over the angie mural
>>212104207Same for ten minutes
stop talking about Ellie's boring Instagram, some of you freaks are in your 30s, do you really think she's going fuck you?
>>212104310>get a terrible shill>get two terrible shills
bros they are making fun of us!
>>212104310>we never got to see angie and ellie hate each other inside the tank
>>212104244Counterpoint, you like men.
wow, there's some hateful incels on atm. sorry you can't appreciate true beauty
>>212104204I simply want Jet kicked off the show so I'd post about anything that encourages that.
>>212104302i am considering them and i say fuck them
make it so nobody wants to play the doxxing game anymore
Did we get any updates after the jet tweet?
>>212104316breaking up the frangie/dangie dynamic was a truly boneheaded move
>>212104343But enough about your life.
>>212104360Capsules or gummies?
wn2b talking about tj and klaus
>>212104342>It isWe're so back
>>212104360Questions answered today or tomorrow
>>212104204Are they still Ellie posting? Iโm filtering these niggers out
>>212104370That is true, keeping Angie and Daniel would've been better for the show. But thanks to Angie being kicked we were able to enjoy Aryeh singing Little Shop of Horrors a million times AND Jet got the chance to do puppy play with a high schooler. I'd say that's better.
>>212104373Are you saying you like me? UwU :3 >w<
>>212104310RIP to the roses fishtoy
Is Ricky doing his own RV thing or is this connected to Fishtank?
>>212104360Entire show has been shutdown due to not filing permits and being approved for permits.
>Ellie
>Angie
>Josie
>Binx
>Payton
>Betty
if you like any of these women then you shouldn't watch fishtank, go buy an escort
wape
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It's the S2 house curse.
Remember, Chip was raped in the very same spot that Summer was.
Freddy wept
>>212104242>>212104279The "legal troubles" that made them move from the S1 house were fake. The basement / fallout shelter was clearly planned, but to what level? Who knows. What did they plan after? Likely move them to S3 house / BG Schitty. Why not S2 house upstairs? It had been remodeled by Nick specifically, and they wouldn't want to fuck it up again. To be clear, the basement was DEFINITELY planned, as they had nuclear shelter ad bumpers and shit. Why didn't they have some sort of running thing for Act 1 where they implied there were actual big troubles in the world that could lead to nukes? I can only imagine Jet's incompetence.
>>212104370It was a tough decision to make. I remember the viewership went down once she left but I kept watching and every day, angie was mentioned and brought up
She never left
Freddy would be cooking up some eggs right about now... ;_;
>>212104447>doesn't know its production shills spamming>sex sells ngmi
>>212102116Jets upset that everyone is calling him Weinstein due to his predatory behavior with women he hires for the show.
This guy sucks ass.
not that they can afford to do this, but are they legally allowed to continue the show offline and just film it and send the footage to AB to continue doing recaps? are the legal problems just with livestreaming it?
who got the Ellie IG Stories gofile link niggas
>>212104433Also, realistically, is it really so difficult to get these permits? Is it prohibitively expensive? Takes years? Why couldn't they get it?
Morning :) itโs going to be a great day
>>212104094I'd rather have the little shit get a beating. Not because I give a shit about scam Hyde, but moralizing fags like you deserve the rope
>>212102707the shouldnt be casting people under 21
people are calling him jetty nepstein
>>212104493no it's a pretty simple process, Jet and Sam don't like spending money except on Jet's wardrobe.
If Jet hates Cole then why did he invite him back for Bloodgames?
>>212104433why do you need a permit to be with your friends in your house?
>>212104533Any ballpark on how much the thing would have cost? Is it up near the 6 figures or something?
>>212104539He invited Cole Palmer, not Cole Dennis
>>212104468>Why didn't they have some sort of running thing for Act 1 where they implied there were actual big troubles in the world that could lead to nukes?Whatโs weird is they even got real world implications to help it with the whole Israel and Iran conflict.
>>212104496Ben, two bagels and a coffee stat, don't forget to drop off your McDonalds application today.
>>212104468> Why didn't they have some sort of running thing for Act 1 where they implied there were actual big troubles in the world that could lead to nukes? I can only imagine Jet's incompetence.I went back and listened to jets fight with hassle. Jets said he was a better director than an editor. This guy has his head so far up his own ass.
>>212104539to humilliate him
>>212104490I made it but it feels kinda wrong sharing it...
>>212104562the fish were told by the fortune teller's sons that the US was at war with Iran and production did NOTHING with it
Cole Palmer has just overtaken aryehs stox
>>212104539To make him the butt of a joke, this is incredibly clear. Jet is feminine and vengeful.
>>212104562>>212104581>>212104603Simply can't fathom why he cannot just make a good show. It MUST be intentional, as you just can't be this retarded.
>>212103014>says itโs a good cast since no one has a septum piercing>the worst cast member has a septum piercing Jet was right but he let his lust cloud his vision.
Someone asked how old Sam is a few threads ago and I gotta point out how crazy it is just what a fucking ROUGH 40 he is. I'm a couple years older than he is and most of my friends are in the 35-45 range so I can say it's not because I'm young, but I can't stress enough what a grotesque freak he looks like for our age. He looked pretty normal when he was young but he looks like he's been mutating more than aging.
>>212102354"today" meaning 10 pm
INDIATANK is now being hosted on PPV
https://ppvs.su/ft
>>212104621>>212103014Alright, give me the Ellie pic with the septum piercing so I can go post this on reddit to keep making fun of Jet.
>>212103946>>212103993There are female drag queens in the sense that they are biological women who do drag because they like the subculture/scene so they are real women dressed as exaggerated women (crazy outfits and makeup). There are also drag kings which are biological women pretending to be men are calleed
t. girlfriend is into watching this shite on T.V.
sammy
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>>212104642This pic is almost a decade old.
>>212104600post it you pussy
>>212104600>immolationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMuzlblOBq8
I remember I found out about them because George Corpsegrinder would always weart their shirts on stage. Never liked them much tbqh, don't even know if embedrel is a particularly good or bad track by them.
imagine if sam hyde was 5'6
totally different outcome
>>212104433Damn, maybe they should have got a lawyer before filming. I hear that Bill Ottman guy is pretty good.
>>212104659Wish we had a better cam of the gambling degenerate, I want to see if he's winning.
>>212104686Imagine if Sam didn't hate the fans, we could have had so much more.
>>212104493Their operation is exposed as a get rich quick scheme where minimum effort and cutting corners to save money is emphasized, while actually making the show entertaining for the viewers is seen as a waste of time. They want paypig money and they want it now.
>>212103013this entire post is an vltratrvke
>>212104600Only thing I want is a single pic of her with the septum piercing. I know you have it.
I'm glad she doesn't wear it anymore
>>212104695He is but he's too busy posting about Cleej, please understand.
>>212104736We need to find her Indian friend and let her know what kind of people Ellie associates with.
>>212104736i usually don't care about nose rings but it looks awful on her
Post-WP cancellation was such a dark time
>>212104765FAGGOT EARLY BAKER WW@
>>212104669It's crazy dude. I can't figure out if it's bad genes or taking some sort of obviously failed experimental supersoldier serum. Just awful, can't imagine waking up in the middle of the night to piss and seeing that nightmare visage in the mirror.
>>212104760not everyone can bounce back from something like this. i was pretty sure charls was ded
>>212104642crazy to think he's only 7 years younger than my parents.
>>212104785>some sort of obviously failed experimental supersoldier serumHGH
>>212104785sam really likes saying physigionomy is real
meanwhile he looks jewish and evil
and jet litterally looks like a balkan rapeape lv1 grunt
it's quite humorous
>>212104310you have to interlock the fingers
take your pinky from your right hand and interlock it
interlock it with your other hands pointer finger
then you have to make sure youre interlocking it
then when your fingers are innerlocked you just
interlock your fingers and swing that shit
>>212104736yah i think septum piercings can look good but this is a very shit one
Feel like this specific type works only if you are tatted up thot like drench (not derogatory, i like her)
>season goes off the rails by day 4
>season ends by day 15
>>212104736>>212104736that looks horrible. dumb puppy slut
>>212104760On the other hand, I feel like Sam's content had a second golden age from 2017-2019. Hydewars became reminiscent of his 2012 rants (embedrel) and the first few Crush 500 episodes (later renamed to HWD) were really funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l1b9wpvzzY
>>212104868a plain hoop would look a lot better
>>212104906Hate to break it to you but if fishtank gets shut down like this it's going to be the funniest thing anyone in the extended MDE universe has ever done and it's going to define Sam's legacy as anything other than the mass shooter meme guy.
>>212104785Sam was always ugly, full stop-- a nasty looking sperg with poor hygiene, and even in his groomed portraits he looked like a faggot jewish dweeb. A few years after his show failed he started taking hormones that made him turn full mutant orge. That's been the canon for for years at this point. He hates himself and others, and that's why he doesn't mind being so grotesque.
Check it
https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1lmnvnu/no_septum_piercings/
>>212104493In Jet's career advice confessional with Ellie he said that he literally never fills out forms.
Jet doesn't do anything.
Sam has turned the managerial stuff over to Jet in exchange for Jet getting more ownership of the company, except Jet is incompetent due to a learning difficulty.
>>212105098So very specifically, the "no permit" thing is either Jet's fault, or maybe Bill Ottman's if Jet actually asked Bill to do the forms for him?
>>212105098where can i watch the career advice? i havent been able to find it
>>212105195I don't have it for you but if you find it please don't take it into consideration.
JET GO START BLOODGAMES2
Xavier filters nu-mde and fishcrap audience
this is very relevant now , the signs were always there