Thread 212104117 - /tv/ [Archived: 1074 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:49:50 PM No.212104117
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Spartacus kino is back on the me-
>female gladiators
oh no

https://ew.com/spartacus-house-of-ashur-first-look-exclusive-11760176
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:51:07 PM No.212104165
>>212104117 (OP)
It stinks like shit from ass, who would have thought.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:51:21 PM No.212104172
>>212104117 (OP)
If they get nude every episode for a minute or more im willing to look over it
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:51:45 PM No.212104189
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>>212104117 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:53:14 PM No.212104218
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>>212104117 (OP)
>>212104189
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:58:46 PM No.212104369
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>>212104189
>>212104218
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:58:56 PM No.212104375
Who the fuck are these actors? why don't they ever get recognizable names for these projects anymore? I remember Lucy Lawless was in the last one. This one has nobody.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:00:14 PM No.212104414
>>212104375
Claudia Black is in it, but not even her is enought to make me want to watch.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:01:09 PM No.212104439
>>212104375
>Who the fuck are these actors? why don't they ever get recognizable names for these projects anymore? I remember Lucy Lawless was in the last one. This one has nobody.
New Zealanders
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:02:59 PM No.212104494
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>black woman gladiator raping the men to show dominance
pls happen
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:04:30 PM No.212104550
>>212104414
What is she now fucking 80?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:05:35 PM No.212104579
>>212104117 (OP)
I like that the main site covering todays offerings for movies and television is called ew. Very apropos.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:05:50 PM No.212104593
>>212104218
Lmao


Spartacus bros, it fucking over
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:07:37 PM No.212104641
>>212104218
Female Gladiators?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:40 PM No.212104693
>>212104641
Female gladiators existed but ofc they never trained or fought men.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:10:50 PM No.212104727
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>>212104117 (OP)
This is fake, but I wouldn't put it past them.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:12:23 PM No.212104767
>>212104117 (OP)
>>212104189
Spartacus was originally produced by the Xena people so I could see it
to live up to how lurid the original Spartacus was they should be topless like the men but oh well
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:13:30 PM No.212104796
>>212104117 (OP)
>female gladiators were extremely rare and a gimmick to spice up the fights, along with using midgets
>they only fought against other women for obvious reasons and they fought with their boobs out, because they were supposed to be a reference to the mythological amazons
And here we have le stronk girlboss training and battling with men because she's totally at their level and even better than them. Yawn.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:13:39 PM No.212104800
>>212104375
the current crop of New Zealand/Australian actors has come up short
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:14:02 PM No.212104818
>>212104189
>>212104218
they fight now?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:14:58 PM No.212104840
>>212104550
Well, it's not very different from Lucy Lawless back then.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:16:22 PM No.212104881
>>212104840
boom gottem
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:19:50 PM No.212104979
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>>212104117 (OP)
Ashur is new to the scene. He's a jumped up, upstart that needs to do flashy shit to make a name and get recognition. I can see this being one of his tries to shake things up. It's essentially just wrestling anyway where you're simply trying to please the crowd with novelty. Looking forward to them getting skewered and mutilated same as the men do.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:20:18 PM No.212104994
>>212104693
They were a novelty, like "isn't that funny? women actually fighting lol"
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:20:58 PM No.212105011
>>212104994
They still existed and fought but not dudes.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:23:50 PM No.212105080
>>212104994
Ya it would have been like bikini wrestling or whatever . Man fighting a woman is ridiculous tho
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:24:10 PM No.212105088
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who is the new Doctore?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:25:03 PM No.212105110
Spartakus-1960
Spartakus-1960
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>>212104117 (OP)
Between spending 3 hours 17 minutes on re-watching Spartacus (1960) and wasting the same time on watching 5 episodes of this shit, id chose Spartacus (1960).
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:25:39 PM No.212105122
any pics of Ivana Baquero?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:26:10 PM No.212105129
>>212105110
yes grandpa, we know. you've told us a hundred times
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:27:38 PM No.212105166
>>212105129
And you never learn, faggot zoomer.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:27:48 PM No.212105171
Spartacus (2)
Spartacus (2)
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>>212104189
>>212104218
I'd tap that.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:28:29 PM No.212105191
>>212105088
Idris Elba
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:29:38 PM No.212105232
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>>212105166
And what of good Solonius?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:30:25 PM No.212105258
>>212105171
Hottest cast ever, and they all get naked. What a wonderful show
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:30:25 PM No.212105260
>>212105110
You think that's a good gladiator movie?
They didnt have flat tops in ancient rome!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:31:11 PM No.212105283
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>Somehow Good Solonius returned
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:31:34 PM No.212105296
>AH, GOOD SOLONIUS, FOREVER BOWING AND SCRAPING AT THE SHIT OF HIS BETTERS. IS IT ANY WONDER NO WOMAN WOULD HAVE YOU?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:33:01 PM No.212105338
>>212105171
Would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, and would.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:33:42 PM No.212105354
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>>212104218
>>212104189
>>212104117 (OP)
>oh no
But they had female fighters in the first one too who joined the revolt.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:34:43 PM No.212105377
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>>212105232
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:35:30 PM No.212105394
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Ashurbros, WE. FUCKING. WON!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:36:16 PM No.212105422
>>212105283
Should have used his nipples to blind spartacus
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:37:00 PM No.212105439
>>212104117 (OP)
>female gladiators
oh YES!!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:37:49 PM No.212105453
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Aeryn Sun, my beloved!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:38:15 PM No.212105460
>>212104994
>They were a novelty, like "isn't that funny? women actually fighting lol"
Gladiator battles as a whole were a novelty. People tended to not be killed (obviously some people would be killed) because gladiators were sort of like the equivalent of a modern athlete. They had a lot of investment to get to where they were and weren't thrown away so easily. Shit was spectacle.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:38:28 PM No.212105466
>>212104218
Just fucking dumb! I am sick of this shit where media pushes this idea women can compete against men but in real life oh hell no.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:39:16 PM No.212105488
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>>212105377
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:40:04 PM No.212105507
>>212105354
She wasnt a gladiator retard. She was on the slaveship with all the other germans
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:40:28 PM No.212105518
>>212105466
do you not see that they are using training weapons? stop being an idiot
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:41:30 PM No.212105545
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:42:09 PM No.212105557
>>212105110
Do you wear an onion in your belt when you watch Spartacus?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:42:39 PM No.212105567
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>>212105088
Korris is Ashur's Doctore
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:43:04 PM No.212105579
>>212105466
you're fine with the goofy physics, and the geysers of cgi blood, and the anglo Roman that curses every third word, but slave gladiatrices is the hill you want to die on?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:43:47 PM No.212105603
>>212104117 (OP)
>>212104189
>Martial describes one who killed a lion โ€“ a Herculean feat, which reflected well on her editor, the emperor Titus; but Juvenal was less than impressed by Mevia, who hunted boars with a spear โ€œlike a manโ€, then squatted down in full view to urinate.
No skinny black womyn in wonderbras fighting men tho.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:44:01 PM No.212105612
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why are you acting as if this show wasnt already gigapozzed before?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:45:23 PM No.212105655
>>212105507
Retard, reread what I said, I never claimed she was a Gladiator, I am saying she is a slave who fought though (female fighter). So it isn't much of a stretch. We had hot women fighting in battle before, making one a Gladiator isn't much of a stretch.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:46:02 PM No.212105668
>>212105488
CUTE!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:46:17 PM No.212105674
>>212105507
>However, unlike most of the other women in the series, Saxa is battle-hardened, and frequently boasts of her skills in combat - she normally fights with twin daggers or with two swords, while also showing skill in unarmed combat. She enjoys challenging men to battle, wanting to prove that her strength is on par with, or greater than any man's.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:46:24 PM No.212105679
>>212105612
Because people have short term memories and only remember the fun threads and memes and forget that the show was full of "girl boss fights alongside the men" type characters.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:47:51 PM No.212105723
>>212105679
No, it wasn't.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:49:02 PM No.212105758
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>CAPUA, SHALL I BEGIN?!

This was peak.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:50:31 PM No.212105790
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>A question, however, still lingers: How are audiences, especially longtime Spartacus fans, supposed to root for a character like Ashur, who betrayed his gladiatorial brethren?
what the fuck? Do they not remember what Ashur said?
>My fucking treachery? When did YOU stand forth for Ashur? When did any of you greet me short of mockery, and scorn!? Fucking cunts!
They were never his brothers no matter how much good he did for them. They at all times just shit on him. They got what they deserved.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:51:15 PM No.212105812
>>212105723
Plenty of the female slaves fought alongside the men in the show too though.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:52:51 PM No.212105846
>>212105790
they expect you to root for the designated protagonists regardless of intent or motivations
Ashur was a baddie, so sayeth the plot
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:54:33 PM No.212105889
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For me? It's The Egyptian.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:56:07 PM No.212105934
It's hilarious how easy it clearly is to get young women to pull their tits out and pretend to ride cocks on camera for the entire planet to see if you own a studio and have 'producer' in your job title.
Meanwhile all of these chicks probably said "ew no way omg you perv" to loads of actual men who just wanted a look in-person lmao.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:58:08 PM No.212105994
>>212105790
>>A question, however, still lingers: How are audiences, especially longtime Spartacus fans, supposed to root for a character like Ashur, who betrayed his gladiatorial brethren?
Because fans literally loved the meddling cunt? People like manipulative bad guys.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:02:57 PM No.212106132
>>212105171
>They were going to do an incest thing with Seppia and Seppius, but Game of Thrones just came out and they didn't want to be accused of copying them
FUCK
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:08:21 PM No.212106297
>>212105460
They were a spectacle, not really a novelty in itself
The battles were carefully curated to be showy, like pro wrassling, but they really fought each other
And yeah, it was rarely to death.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:10:00 PM No.212106344
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>>212105171
>Aurelia never got her tits out
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:11:27 PM No.212106379
>>212105460
It wasnโ€™t a novelty it was a direct legacy of funeral games. Like everything in Rome, gladiators were religious.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:11:29 PM No.212106380
>>212105612
This only happened in Seasons 2 and 3 and was the WORST part
I liked when she easily gets killed by Caesar
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:11:48 PM No.212106386
Kino
Kino
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>>212104117 (OP)
Lmao, Rome 2 total war had Female Galadiators as far back as 2015

anyway, there were female gladiators IRL and Original Spartacus had strong women
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladiatrix
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:13:12 PM No.212106432
>>212104117 (OP)
>All women look mid or generic
>Gladiators looks gay
>Wow gladiator women, sure hot big ass white gir.....no, ugly negress...why??

There is no reason to watch this shit.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:13:29 PM No.212106439
>>212105612
Imagine watching past the prequel season lol, biggest drop in quality a show has ever had. Literally becomes unwatchable. Rip andy
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:14:40 PM No.212106477
>>212104117 (OP)
Stupid outfit.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:17:14 PM No.212106571
>>212106386
Left jumps on the first big swinging dick that promises to take care of her because she knows she needs a male protector.
Middle is with Spartacus and is a ranged fighter. Never saying she doesn't need a man or can take on men 1v1.
Right gets raped by a thousand Roman cocks until she's psychotic. So she "trains" to be able to fight and die instead of get captured again.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:18:15 PM No.212106598
>>212106432
oh, all exactly like the first season of Spartacus that fans loved immensely? I'M IN, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:19:04 PM No.212106628
>>212106571
>making shit up
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:20:10 PM No.212106663
>>212105354
>But they had female fighters in the first one too
That was before 10 years of obnoxious girlbosses. Add in brown female and yeah, this post is all the effort I'm putting into this garbage. Next thread.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:20:42 PM No.212106679
i hated Ashur as a character but because how annoyingly manipulating he was, the actor did a great job in making you hate the character though so respect to that
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:21:43 PM No.212106714
>>212105171
hot af
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:22:32 PM No.212106734
>>212106386
>strong
>women
anon I
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:22:34 PM No.212106736
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>>212106679
he was awesome though? what was there to hate? the only people he got killed were people that deserved it like Barca.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:24:35 PM No.212106793
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>>212105545
hol' up. is that Ivana on the right?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:24:50 PM No.212106802
>>212106734
Spartacus the series never pretended to be realistic, it's borderline Wuxia
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:27:02 PM No.212106859
>>212106736
he was a prick, but i have to admit i didn't feel any bad for lucretia for example for getting taken advantage on by him since i hated her as a character too so, ironically i ended up liking ilithyia because of her feisty nature
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:32:47 PM No.212107021
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>>212106439
I agree, I watched the final two seasons and they were markedly worse in every way. It did wrap up the story I guess but the first season and the prequel is the show.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:34:52 PM No.212107090
>>212105453
I will now watch you historical fiction slop.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:36:43 PM No.212107157
>>212107021
No Batiatus, no watch. Simple as
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:36:54 PM No.212107161
>>212107021
>as strong as spartacus
>cucks his best friend but he still forgives him
>big dick
>fucks everything that moves
>he was even going to originally going to start a relationship with Spatarcus's love interest Mira
>spartacus chooses him as a potential leader of the group
>only gladiator that earned his freedom in the arena
Gannicus was the most OP character in the show is actually insane, no wonder they had to kill him at the end because he would have been an absolule gary stu if he lived
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:36:54 PM No.212107162
>>212105889
>AT LEAST IT'S NOT A FUCKING ROMAN THA-ACK!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:06 PM No.212107225
>>212107021
Gannicus was so fucking based
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:10 PM No.212107229
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>>212105377
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:40:07 PM No.212107258
>>212107161
Heโ€™s so OP he literally kills wins a fight when unarmed and blindfolded. Heโ€™s like Razor from Robot Wars
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:42:19 PM No.212107330
>>212104979
Canโ€™t believe Scissor was real and not just a one time gimmick fighter
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:45:52 PM No.212107472
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>>212107157
John Hannah hard carried that show
When I first saw it, I thought it was hilarious that the goofy bumbling brother from The Mummy movies was doing this shit
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:46:50 PM No.212107502
>>212104117 (OP)
Domina...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:48:22 PM No.212107552
>>212104117 (OP)
In this age of intimacy coordinators I doubt the sex scenes will be anywhere near the quality of the original.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:52:05 PM No.212107677
>>212104117 (OP)
Spartacus was always a bit crap
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:56:53 PM No.212107847
>>212105790
Heโ€™s an incel folk hero. This is as dangerous as Joker. There needs to be a scene where Ashur is raped to take this before it gets out of control.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:58:06 PM No.212107894
>>212104117 (OP)
I have not watched Spartacus as I have an inkling it is proto woke, redpill or clearpill me on it
Replies: >>212107976 >>212108028 >>212108329 >>212109717
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:58:24 PM No.212107902
>>212106663
Maybe stop obsessing over it and watch better fiction then
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:59:46 PM No.212107942
>>212107472
Same, I didnโ€™t know he was so talented . He just has โ€œitโ€
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:59:47 PM No.212107943
>>212105171
Will it have disgraced patrician women disrobing and debasing themselves in the ring?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:59:58 PM No.212107948
>>212107472
I quite like him as Rebus. I prefer the other guy though, Ken Stott.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:00:47 PM No.212107976
>>212107894
I wonโ€™t even bother trying to convince such an idiot, watch whatever you want
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:02:41 PM No.212108028
>>212107894
Seasons 2 and 3 are obnoxious
1 and 0 (the prequel) are good

Starz had some clause in the show that they had to show as much male nudity as female nudity so there is quite a lot of cock and gay sex
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:11:33 PM No.212108329
>>212107894
It is like a drunken writer who liked Zack Snyder's 300 took parts from a 90s show like Xena and just filled it with humour, nudity and violence. It doesn't give a fuck about history or accuracy, it has an ugly visual palette and the same fast slow mo type action shit from 300. The reason why people like it is because it was fucking memeable shit. You have a seasoned actor like John Hannah delievering lines like that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy6iX9sea_M
Combined with action like this, with a bunch of wooden but good looking actors fighting (spoilers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xbuOCqRfZE
Replies: >>212108414 >>212108628
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:14:15 PM No.212108414
wud
wud
md5: b2f270e82441831e579432130c78d2d4๐Ÿ”
>>212108329
>Combined with action like this, with a bunch of wooden but good looking actors fighting (spoilers):
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xbuOCqRfZE
For me it is the random extra in the crowd with the tits. Wud
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:15:39 PM No.212108459
>>212105612
>>212105679
Because we didn't watch last season and slept throught the 2nd to last one.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:16:41 PM No.212108499
You guys told me woke was dead 6 months ago, what happened
Replies: >>212108632 >>212108718
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:20:13 PM No.212108628
>>212108329
Spartacus actually handles the dialogue really well with the faux-Latin style English. For example:

In Latin, there are no possessive pronouns. Nor are there any articles. So when Batiatus says: โ€œwords fall from mouth like shit falls from ass,โ€ this is in fact exactly what a Latin sentence would sound like. A proper translation could be โ€œYOUR words fall from YOUR mouth like shit falls from AN ass.โ€ But in Latin there is no โ€œyourโ€ and there is no โ€œaโ€.

So even though Spartacus is silly and not historical in many ways, it handles Roman style dialogue better than any other piece of media Iโ€™ve seen. This is why the dialogue is so distinct and memorable
Replies: >>212108754 >>212109612
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:20:15 PM No.212108632
>>212108499
it's dying anon, these DEI shows are just the death throes
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:20:56 PM No.212108656
>>212105460
This. Kids don't actually learn their history though and just bitch to bitch.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:21:11 PM No.212108670
IMG_2761
IMG_2761
md5: c1914464c7406b1332b90097134864ad๐Ÿ”
For me? Itโ€™s Sibyl.
Replies: >>212109165
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:22:15 PM No.212108703
>>212104189
>black
Yeah no
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:22:38 PM No.212108718
>>212108499
define woke
Replies: >>212108976 >>212109654 >>212110136
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:23:40 PM No.212108754
>>212108628
Interesting
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:06 PM No.212108770
>>212105545
How are they gonna explain Ivana Baquero's bolt ons in Ancient Greece?
Replies: >>212109891
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:39 PM No.212108789
>>212104189
Nope
I knew it would be shit
Makes me glad Spartacus and rome where made two decades ago
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:29:19 PM No.212108945
>>212106663
>shitposts when BTFO
Child hands typed your post.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:30:29 PM No.212108976
>>212108718
anything I don't like
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:34:50 PM No.212109122
>>212106736
>YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>You soil our food. Why should we not make meal of your fucking pets?!

I've watched this show too many times lol
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:36:13 PM No.212109165
>>212108670
For me it's pregnant Illythia
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:38:58 PM No.212109277
1748555122503687
1748555122503687
md5: a56a19fb91f594813917337f07b0b623๐Ÿ”
>>212104189
>>212104218
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:39:29 PM No.212109296
1729860925613645
1729860925613645
md5: 0562265116f85bc80ef0062af4bf39e0๐Ÿ”
kino
Replies: >>212109381
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:39:55 PM No.212109316
>>212104189
>>212104218
It's DOA.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:07 PM No.212109325
>>212104189
hahaha yeah no thanks
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:41:42 PM No.212109381
>>212109296
People say Season 2 and 3 were weaker, but damn if the series finale didn't pay off.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:47:07 PM No.212109612
>>212108628
Spartacus does still occasionally have some stuff that wouldn't work in Latin, and the word order is a bit off from what it would be in "proper" Latin, but yeah it sounds more like how a direct Latin translation would sound as opposed to most shows just making the Roman's British.

I think actual Romans would have had a greater appreciation for something like Spartacus over something like HBO Rome or other Roman drama. Spartacus actually has a very Roman/Latin sense of story telling in that it's basically over the top tits-and-violence popcorn viewing instead of trying to take itself too seriously. Actual Roman theater was very low brow and raunchy and definitely for the masses, as opposed to Greek theater which was more classy. The Romans considered oratory and poetry as their "classy" entertainment.
Replies: >>212109749
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:47:39 PM No.212109630
They're all gonna be naked.
Replies: >>212109726
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:04 PM No.212109654
>>212108718
gay and nonwhite
Replies: >>212109835
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:49:13 PM No.212109717
>>212107894
>show about slave rebellion might be proto-woke
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:49:31 PM No.212109726
>>212109630
i hope so but i doubt they'll be as dumb sexy with their nude scenes as spartacus S1
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:49:58 PM No.212109749
>>212109612
Latin is a weird language in that the word order makes no difference to the meaning of the sentence. I understand why they preferred to speak Greek to each other.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:50:39 PM No.212109778
>>212106386
Female gladiators if they existed which there is little to no evidence to suggest they did, would have competed against other women and not men.
It's a complete myth that women can equal a man in a competition of strength.
It's why even to this very day there are weight divisions among men because basic biology dictates that a heavier more muscular man will obliterate a smaller weaker man.
Example here Eddie Hall vs two smaller men and he knocks them both out cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtlTKO8lXnc
Now take this example from heavier to lighter men, and you take it to the sexes and men will always have an innate advantage against women, even average men can outperform physically trained and physically strong women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zleO9T543ns
Those schlubby average men out perform the phyically trained and fit women because you can't beat biology.
Men have denser bones, larger muscle mass, we have testosterone.

It's why Nasa when it chose astronauts for it's Apollo programme women were not even remotely considered due to the biological factors not because of mental prowess but because of the effects of low and zero g has on the human body, which to a woman because of the lower bone density is far greater than on a man.
It's why the first person to step on to Mars will be a Man, it's not because of sexism it is simply biology.

In short Romans knew this, the Greeks knew this, all of human history we have known this from the earliest Hunter gather tribes, men would hunt women would gather.
It isn't to say one is better than the other, it's to say we both men and women have defined characteristics, that are better are tasks that the other is not.
I couldn't give birth, even if I had the biological capability, I'm in awe that women can go through all that for 9 months and then the process of birth itself, it's amazing to me and I deeply appreciate any women who goes through that.
We are different.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:51:08 PM No.212109805
sportacus-afram-latibaer
sportacus-afram-latibaer
md5: 8bde025fa1f90be8219872b251020d4c๐Ÿ”
For me it's Sportacus.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:51:55 PM No.212109835
>>212109654
then why would you be interested in the new spartacus season? browns and fags were all over the previous seasons.
Replies: >>212110136
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:52:12 PM No.212109851
>>212105466
Spartacus is not a realistic or down to earth show.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:52:43 PM No.212109870
>>212105453
>Claudia Black is getting old
>So they cast a daughter character that looks just like her
Replies: >>212109945
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:53:13 PM No.212109891
>>212108770
Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:54:32 PM No.212109945
>>212105453
>>212109870
>Claudia Black
>Jewish
>Playing a Roman
Top Zozzle.
https://youtu.be/oomJG8uVLMs?si=Kzwbc9P9ykPhTPdb&t=3
Replies: >>212110014
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:55:57 PM No.212110014
>>212109945
Wait til you find out the ethnicities of half the other actors in Spartacus
Replies: >>212110056 >>212110234
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:56:48 PM No.212110056
>>212110014
I'm very aware, it was just a joke.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:58:18 PM No.212110136
>>212109835
i'm not interested in the new season, i watched teh old ones years and years ago when they premiered but never finished the show out when the main actor got cancer and died
i was defining woke as asked >>212108718
not planning on watching this based on what i see
Replies: >>212110211 >>212110254
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:59:21 PM No.212110193
175088264633652384
175088264633652384
md5: e372ef4f083a3df254cfabe66e484fb6๐Ÿ”
>>212104189
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:59:47 PM No.212110211
>>212110136
ok
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:00:13 PM No.212110234
100191
100191
md5: 7fe9c29dbc03a25654e633c702cdf478๐Ÿ”
>>212110014
>actors are all heebs
more news at nine
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:00:29 PM No.212110254
>>212110136
>i watched teh old ones years and years ago when they premiered
so you hating shows with "gay and nonwhite", or woke as you defined, is a recent thing for you?
Replies: >>212110391
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:57 PM No.212110311
Can't wait to goon to the new series
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:02:03 PM No.212110312
6464534235
6464534235
md5: 2f5e18b48670e33bb7ce2520a3f030fa๐Ÿ”
>>212104818
They fight now.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:03:37 PM No.212110391
>>212110254
i hadn't acquired as much fag and minority fatigue when i was in my youth, but we all grow wiser with age
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:04:17 PM No.212110424
>female gladiators
Coomchads eating goo-
>>212104189
FUCK
Replies: >>212110510
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:05 PM No.212110500
Kind of amazed they actually went the alternate version route of saying, what if Ashur didn't die on the mountain. Fucking Spartacus multiverse shit.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:20 PM No.212110510
>>212110424
spoiler everyone in that pic identifies as women, especially women with beards and dicks
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:22 PM No.212110516
1721982577699346
1721982577699346
md5: a4680b3897ea33a3e8f72c102f35555e๐Ÿ”
>This is madness!
>No. This. Is. SPARTACUS!
Replies: >>212112495
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:32 PM No.212110528
444453454234546547673375867789798798798
444453454234546547673375867789798798798
md5: 4397754046d5f17c82aa1d5a9382192a๐Ÿ”
>>212104117 (OP)
>women protag
Place Cock in Ass i am ready to finish
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:07:54 PM No.212110580
1741515961986853
1741515961986853
md5: e4eb3a47cb67b8dcb69cd42e3e13f71c๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>212110647 >>212110673 >>212110790 >>212110863 >>212111508 >>212114214
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:09:34 PM No.212110647
>>212110580
how do you counter "THE NET"??
Replies: >>212110699 >>212110741 >>212110794 >>212110947
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:10:12 PM No.212110673
1708215826103750
1708215826103750
md5: 4e08796e2be1e7a9ec5ebdd52c4f9afb๐Ÿ”
>>212110580
>Retardius
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:10:45 PM No.212110699
>>212110647
Your only counter was dodging, they were op as fuck back in the day
Replies: >>212110794 >>212110813
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:11:38 PM No.212110741
1736032678385082_thumb.jpg
1736032678385082_thumb.jpg
md5: 2f509060be802fa3a260aa13ab275716๐Ÿ”
>>212110647
Net is very OP
Replies: >>212110794 >>212110813
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:12:18 PM No.212110763
>>212104189
Like shit from ass.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:12:51 PM No.212110790
>>212110580
>Half of them are Black
History really is being rewritten before our very eyes using all forms of medium as the messenger. Soon people will genuinely think sub-Saharan Africans were the rulers of Greece and Rome.
Replies: >>212110885 >>212110939
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:12:56 PM No.212110794
wFR5Q3C
wFR5Q3C
md5: 6c5ae62edcbc36d73204a832741492f5๐Ÿ”
>>212110647
>>212110699
>>212110741
you don't counter the net
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:13:19 PM No.212110813
>>212110699
>>212110741
w-what happens if both gladiatorii (or whatever the plural for gladiator is) have nets??
Replies: >>212110977 >>212111207
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:14:18 PM No.212110863
>>212110580
The Retiarius had such a high win loss record, they made the secutor class up to counter it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:14:24 PM No.212110870
1637071639583
1637071639583
md5: 849cf24b41152d490fa84d056333d89b๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>212110932
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:14:46 PM No.212110885
>>212110790
those same retards think hannibal barca looked like eddie murphy instead of like qaddafi because they can't conceive of africa having non-black ethnic groups like berbers/maghrebi
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:15:49 PM No.212110929
>>212104117 (OP)
I STAND FUCKING ROMAN
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:15:53 PM No.212110932
>>212110870
Luv Gaia. It hurts watching the prequel season seeing what happens to her
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:16:04 PM No.212110939
>>212110790
Two of them are black jackass.
Replies: >>212111092
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:16:12 PM No.212110947
>>212110647
Hack it
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:16:43 PM No.212110977
>>212110813
The arena is destroyed in a hail of sand and twine.
Replies: >>212111029
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:18:01 PM No.212111029
>>212110977
>The nets cancel eachother out into a zeronet and CHIM into the NETher
deepest roman lore
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:19:32 PM No.212111092
>>212110939
seven of them are clearly Moorish
Replies: >>212111133
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:20:39 PM No.212111133
>>212111092
Only two of them are black, jackass.
Replies: >>212111215
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:22:36 PM No.212111207
>>212110813
No Roman was ever fool enough to make such a matchup.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:22:47 PM No.212111215
1276751456465[1]
1276751456465[1]
md5: d9d9dce704f765f17e25fd9347a78df1๐Ÿ”
>>212111133
i said Moorish, not black
fucking racist
Replies: >>212111278 >>212111284
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:24:27 PM No.212111278
>>212111215
Yes, and you replied to me calling out another post. Some are more tanned, but only two are black, jackass.
Replies: >>212111465
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:24:36 PM No.212111284
chuck berry enraged
chuck berry enraged
md5: fb234984137eb65902b414d1ab3205d0๐Ÿ”
>>212111215
i unironically do not know the difference, im sorry
Replies: >>212111465
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:28:48 PM No.212111465
1749094821649783
1749094821649783
md5: 919cb8c903b9567dc301ca41c96c8776๐Ÿ”
>>212111278
i dont care they should all be expelled from al-andalus
>>212111284
there's not one moor is a catchall term for any african muslim swarthoid
Replies: >>212111528
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:30:04 PM No.212111508
>>212110580
were they shoots or works?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:30:34 PM No.212111528
>>212111465
>The Moors were medieval Muslim inhabitants primarily from North Africa, particularly the regions of present-day Morocco, who played a significant role in the history of the Iberian Peninsula (Spain and Portugal). They are often described as having mixed Arab, Spanish, and Amazigh (Berber) origins and are known for creating the Islamic Andalusian civilization during their rule in al-Andalus. The term "Moor" was used by Christian Europeans to refer to these Muslim populations, and it encompasses a diverse group rather than a single, distinct people.
Not him, but fair enough to those points. Either way, only two of them were black, and I would argue that only a few were moors, rather than just southern Meds.
Replies: >>212111680
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:31:55 PM No.212111587
>>212104117 (OP)
Do people really want realism from these goofy gladiator shows?
Replies: >>212111672 >>212111746
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:31:59 PM No.212111592
1733641865477250
1733641865477250
md5: 58a63dbfea92c5feceae02472f8cc159๐Ÿ”
>>212104189
>female AND black
they just needed to fill the BIPOC hollywood quota and with this they killed two birds with one stone
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:34:02 PM No.212111672
>>212111587
Of course not. Spartacus was unabashed melodrama. It felt less like a "historical show" and more like a recreation of someone's flowery description of events, depicted exactly as they describe them.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:34:12 PM No.212111680
>>212111528
fair enough, islam didn't exist at the time either
the romans would have probably referred to the browns as libyans and the black africans they called aethiops (greek for burnt-face)
Replies: >>212111910
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:35:39 PM No.212111746
>>212111587
when spartacus came out the reputation was literally "300 but with sex and tiddies"
then it got popular and they toned it down and the silly things became more blatant without the mammary distractions
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:39:48 PM No.212111910
>>212111680
>black africans they called aethiops (greek for burnt-face)
They called them that because of their empire. Also, doesn't it actually mean burnt skin because of how exceptionally dark they were compared to other Africans? They had contact with them, so having Ethiopian gladiators isn't unrealistic, especially if they were forcing slaves to fight.
Replies: >>212112810
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:50:09 PM No.212112335
>>212107161
>he was even going to originally going to start a relationship with Spatarcus's love interest Mira
Good thing someone reined in the coomer that came up with it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:52:15 PM No.212112422
>>212104414
I wonder if she'll go nude like Lawless.
Replies: >>212115685
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:16 PM No.212112473
>>212104165
Me. Ashur's a giant piece of shit who should have died after being raped by Nubians.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:46 PM No.212112495
>>212110516
Ashurbros... why nobody likes us
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:02:08 PM No.212112810
>>212111910
they never warred with the ancient ethiopians so they never had a large number of slaves from that area to put into the ring, so any ethiopian gladiator would be one who probably signed up to do it
and the romans used the term aethiop for any black skinned african not just ethiopians, though they traded heavily with ancient ethiopia (called Aksum at the time)
i did hear about one roman trek where they went south of the sahara, found some gorillas in a jungle, hunted and skinned a couple, and fucked off back to the north
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:12:22 PM No.212113223
1574450080624
1574450080624
md5: d8b9cebee82bf81b6e9070f89a8de1b1๐Ÿ”
I swear, if this show comes out and has no nudity like every other new show, I'm gonna fucking scream.
Replies: >>212113982
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:14:29 PM No.212113295
>>212104189
DROPPED
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:32:56 PM No.212113982
>>212113223
It will have nudity all male
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:38:44 PM No.212114214
>>212110580
Me? Scissor
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:43:01 PM No.212114411
time for the rewatch then
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:14:41 PM No.212115685
>>212112422
She's one of the prime attractions for viewers to the show they keep promoting, so it's likely. And she knew what type of show she was signing up for
I ignore women
6/28/2025, 9:21:03 PM No.212115932
>>212104189
Imagine spending money on a female slave just so she can get raped and killed in the arena
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:25:26 PM No.212116103
>>212104117 (OP)
>Ashur
Based. His "death" against Naevia was always a product of absolute terrible writing. He should have struck her down or just dealt a blow that's too hard for her to come back from and then been revenge killed by Cruxis. Then Naevia could succumb to her injuries and Crixis can stay super cool instead of some cuck with no lines in Season 3 while all his bros do cool stuff.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:25:55 PM No.212116120
>>212105354
A notorious low point in the series
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:27:51 PM No.212116191
>>212104189
>tits
I'm listening. But she shouldn't be front and center. I'm actually quite tired of women being presented like this. It should be cool guy center, second coolest guy beside him and then the love interest.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:29:56 PM No.212116272
>>212105674
This is the kind of fantasy you just roll your eyes and ignore. If the chick is hot then let it happen. If she isn't attractive or pretty enough then she's going to distract you not entertain
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:42:41 PM No.212116781
>>212104218
LMAOOO
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:42:45 PM No.212116783
>>212116272
It's also easier to tolerate when it's a novelty and the exception, rather than the norm.