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Anonymous No.212104117 >>212104165 >>212104172 >>212104189 >>212104218 >>212104579 >>212104727 >>212104767 >>212104796 >>212104979 >>212105110 >>212105354 >>212105439 >>212105603 >>212106386 >>212106432 >>212106477 >>212107502 >>212107552 >>212107677 >>212107894 >>212110528 >>212110929 >>212111587 >>212116103
Spartacus kino is back on the me-
>female gladiators
oh no

https://ew.com/spartacus-house-of-ashur-first-look-exclusive-11760176
Anonymous No.212104165 >>212112473
>>212104117 (OP)
It stinks like shit from ass, who would have thought.
Anonymous No.212104172
>>212104117 (OP)
If they get nude every episode for a minute or more im willing to look over it
Anonymous No.212104189 >>212104218 >>212104369 >>212104767 >>212104818 >>212105171 >>212105354 >>212105603 >>212108703 >>212108789 >>212109277 >>212109316 >>212109325 >>212110193 >>212110424 >>212110763 >>212111592 >>212113295 >>212115932 >>212116191
>>212104117 (OP)
Anonymous No.212104218 >>212104369 >>212104593 >>212104641 >>212104818 >>212105171 >>212105354 >>212105466 >>212109277 >>212109316 >>212116781
>>212104117 (OP)
>>212104189
Anonymous No.212104369
>>212104189
>>212104218
Anonymous No.212104375 >>212104414 >>212104439 >>212104800
Who the fuck are these actors? why don't they ever get recognizable names for these projects anymore? I remember Lucy Lawless was in the last one. This one has nobody.
Anonymous No.212104414 >>212104550 >>212112422
>>212104375
Claudia Black is in it, but not even her is enought to make me want to watch.
Anonymous No.212104439
>>212104375
>Who the fuck are these actors? why don't they ever get recognizable names for these projects anymore? I remember Lucy Lawless was in the last one. This one has nobody.
New Zealanders
Anonymous No.212104494
>black woman gladiator raping the men to show dominance
pls happen
Anonymous No.212104550 >>212104840
>>212104414
What is she now fucking 80?
Anonymous No.212104579
>>212104117 (OP)
I like that the main site covering todays offerings for movies and television is called ew. Very apropos.
Anonymous No.212104593
>>212104218
Lmao


Spartacus bros, it fucking over
Anonymous No.212104641 >>212104693
>>212104218
Female Gladiators?
Anonymous No.212104693 >>212104994
>>212104641
Female gladiators existed but ofc they never trained or fought men.
Anonymous No.212104727
>>212104117 (OP)
This is fake, but I wouldn't put it past them.
Anonymous No.212104767
>>212104117 (OP)
>>212104189
Spartacus was originally produced by the Xena people so I could see it
to live up to how lurid the original Spartacus was they should be topless like the men but oh well
Anonymous No.212104796
>>212104117 (OP)
>female gladiators were extremely rare and a gimmick to spice up the fights, along with using midgets
>they only fought against other women for obvious reasons and they fought with their boobs out, because they were supposed to be a reference to the mythological amazons
And here we have le stronk girlboss training and battling with men because she's totally at their level and even better than them. Yawn.
Anonymous No.212104800
>>212104375
the current crop of New Zealand/Australian actors has come up short
Anonymous No.212104818 >>212110312
>>212104189
>>212104218
they fight now?
Anonymous No.212104840 >>212104881
>>212104550
Well, it's not very different from Lucy Lawless back then.
Anonymous No.212104881
>>212104840
boom gottem
Anonymous No.212104979 >>212107330
>>212104117 (OP)
Ashur is new to the scene. He's a jumped up, upstart that needs to do flashy shit to make a name and get recognition. I can see this being one of his tries to shake things up. It's essentially just wrestling anyway where you're simply trying to please the crowd with novelty. Looking forward to them getting skewered and mutilated same as the men do.
Anonymous No.212104994 >>212105011 >>212105080 >>212105460
>>212104693
They were a novelty, like "isn't that funny? women actually fighting lol"
Anonymous No.212105011
>>212104994
They still existed and fought but not dudes.
Anonymous No.212105080
>>212104994
Ya it would have been like bikini wrestling or whatever . Man fighting a woman is ridiculous tho
Anonymous No.212105088 >>212105191 >>212105567
who is the new Doctore?
Anonymous No.212105110 >>212105129 >>212105260 >>212105557
>>212104117 (OP)
Between spending 3 hours 17 minutes on re-watching Spartacus (1960) and wasting the same time on watching 5 episodes of this shit, id chose Spartacus (1960).
Anonymous No.212105122
any pics of Ivana Baquero?
Anonymous No.212105129 >>212105166
>>212105110
yes grandpa, we know. you've told us a hundred times
Anonymous No.212105166 >>212105232
>>212105129
And you never learn, faggot zoomer.
Anonymous No.212105171 >>212105258 >>212105338 >>212106132 >>212106344 >>212106714 >>212107943
>>212104189
>>212104218
I'd tap that.
Anonymous No.212105191
>>212105088
Idris Elba
Anonymous No.212105232 >>212105377
>>212105166
And what of good Solonius?
Anonymous No.212105258
>>212105171
Hottest cast ever, and they all get naked. What a wonderful show
Anonymous No.212105260
>>212105110
You think that's a good gladiator movie?
They didnt have flat tops in ancient rome!
Anonymous No.212105283 >>212105422
>Somehow Good Solonius returned
Anonymous No.212105296
>AH, GOOD SOLONIUS, FOREVER BOWING AND SCRAPING AT THE SHIT OF HIS BETTERS. IS IT ANY WONDER NO WOMAN WOULD HAVE YOU?
Anonymous No.212105338
>>212105171
Would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, and would.
Anonymous No.212105354 >>212105507 >>212106663 >>212116120
>>212104218
>>212104189
>>212104117 (OP)
>oh no
But they had female fighters in the first one too who joined the revolt.
Anonymous No.212105377 >>212105488 >>212107229
>>212105232
Anonymous No.212105394
Ashurbros, WE. FUCKING. WON!
Anonymous No.212105422
>>212105283
Should have used his nipples to blind spartacus
Anonymous No.212105439
>>212104117 (OP)
>female gladiators
oh YES!!
Anonymous No.212105453 >>212107090 >>212109870 >>212109945
Aeryn Sun, my beloved!
Anonymous No.212105460 >>212106297 >>212106379 >>212108656
>>212104994
>They were a novelty, like "isn't that funny? women actually fighting lol"
Gladiator battles as a whole were a novelty. People tended to not be killed (obviously some people would be killed) because gladiators were sort of like the equivalent of a modern athlete. They had a lot of investment to get to where they were and weren't thrown away so easily. Shit was spectacle.
Anonymous No.212105466 >>212105518 >>212105579 >>212109851
>>212104218
Just fucking dumb! I am sick of this shit where media pushes this idea women can compete against men but in real life oh hell no.
Anonymous No.212105488 >>212105668
>>212105377
Anonymous No.212105507 >>212105655 >>212105674
>>212105354
She wasnt a gladiator retard. She was on the slaveship with all the other germans
Anonymous No.212105518
>>212105466
do you not see that they are using training weapons? stop being an idiot
Anonymous No.212105545 >>212106793 >>212108770
Anonymous No.212105557
>>212105110
Do you wear an onion in your belt when you watch Spartacus?
Anonymous No.212105567
>>212105088
Korris is Ashur's Doctore
Anonymous No.212105579
>>212105466
you're fine with the goofy physics, and the geysers of cgi blood, and the anglo Roman that curses every third word, but slave gladiatrices is the hill you want to die on?
Anonymous No.212105603
>>212104117 (OP)
>>212104189
>Martial describes one who killed a lion – a Herculean feat, which reflected well on her editor, the emperor Titus; but Juvenal was less than impressed by Mevia, who hunted boars with a spear β€œlike a man”, then squatted down in full view to urinate.
No skinny black womyn in wonderbras fighting men tho.
Anonymous No.212105612 >>212105679 >>212106380 >>212106439 >>212108459
why are you acting as if this show wasnt already gigapozzed before?
Anonymous No.212105655
>>212105507
Retard, reread what I said, I never claimed she was a Gladiator, I am saying she is a slave who fought though (female fighter). So it isn't much of a stretch. We had hot women fighting in battle before, making one a Gladiator isn't much of a stretch.
Anonymous No.212105668
>>212105488
CUTE!
Anonymous No.212105674 >>212116272
>>212105507
>However, unlike most of the other women in the series, Saxa is battle-hardened, and frequently boasts of her skills in combat - she normally fights with twin daggers or with two swords, while also showing skill in unarmed combat. She enjoys challenging men to battle, wanting to prove that her strength is on par with, or greater than any man's.
Anonymous No.212105679 >>212105723 >>212108459
>>212105612
Because people have short term memories and only remember the fun threads and memes and forget that the show was full of "girl boss fights alongside the men" type characters.
Anonymous No.212105723 >>212105812
>>212105679
No, it wasn't.
Anonymous No.212105758
>CAPUA, SHALL I BEGIN?!

This was peak.
Anonymous No.212105790 >>212105846 >>212105994 >>212107847
>A question, however, still lingers: How are audiences, especially longtime Spartacus fans, supposed to root for a character like Ashur, who betrayed his gladiatorial brethren?
what the fuck? Do they not remember what Ashur said?
>My fucking treachery? When did YOU stand forth for Ashur? When did any of you greet me short of mockery, and scorn!? Fucking cunts!
They were never his brothers no matter how much good he did for them. They at all times just shit on him. They got what they deserved.
Anonymous No.212105812
>>212105723
Plenty of the female slaves fought alongside the men in the show too though.
Anonymous No.212105846
>>212105790
they expect you to root for the designated protagonists regardless of intent or motivations
Ashur was a baddie, so sayeth the plot
Anonymous No.212105889 >>212107162
For me? It's The Egyptian.
Anonymous No.212105934
It's hilarious how easy it clearly is to get young women to pull their tits out and pretend to ride cocks on camera for the entire planet to see if you own a studio and have 'producer' in your job title.
Meanwhile all of these chicks probably said "ew no way omg you perv" to loads of actual men who just wanted a look in-person lmao.
Anonymous No.212105994
>>212105790
>>A question, however, still lingers: How are audiences, especially longtime Spartacus fans, supposed to root for a character like Ashur, who betrayed his gladiatorial brethren?
Because fans literally loved the meddling cunt? People like manipulative bad guys.
Anonymous No.212106132
>>212105171
>They were going to do an incest thing with Seppia and Seppius, but Game of Thrones just came out and they didn't want to be accused of copying them
FUCK
Anonymous No.212106297
>>212105460
They were a spectacle, not really a novelty in itself
The battles were carefully curated to be showy, like pro wrassling, but they really fought each other
And yeah, it was rarely to death.
Anonymous No.212106344
>>212105171
>Aurelia never got her tits out
Anonymous No.212106379
>>212105460
It wasn’t a novelty it was a direct legacy of funeral games. Like everything in Rome, gladiators were religious.
Anonymous No.212106380
>>212105612
This only happened in Seasons 2 and 3 and was the WORST part
I liked when she easily gets killed by Caesar
Anonymous No.212106386 >>212106571 >>212106734 >>212109778
>>212104117 (OP)
Lmao, Rome 2 total war had Female Galadiators as far back as 2015

anyway, there were female gladiators IRL and Original Spartacus had strong women
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladiatrix
Anonymous No.212106432 >>212106598
>>212104117 (OP)
>All women look mid or generic
>Gladiators looks gay
>Wow gladiator women, sure hot big ass white gir.....no, ugly negress...why??

There is no reason to watch this shit.
Anonymous No.212106439 >>212107021
>>212105612
Imagine watching past the prequel season lol, biggest drop in quality a show has ever had. Literally becomes unwatchable. Rip andy
Anonymous No.212106477
>>212104117 (OP)
Stupid outfit.
Anonymous No.212106571 >>212106628
>>212106386
Left jumps on the first big swinging dick that promises to take care of her because she knows she needs a male protector.
Middle is with Spartacus and is a ranged fighter. Never saying she doesn't need a man or can take on men 1v1.
Right gets raped by a thousand Roman cocks until she's psychotic. So she "trains" to be able to fight and die instead of get captured again.
Anonymous No.212106598
>>212106432
oh, all exactly like the first season of Spartacus that fans loved immensely? I'M IN, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!
Anonymous No.212106628
>>212106571
>making shit up
Anonymous No.212106663 >>212107902 >>212108945
>>212105354
>But they had female fighters in the first one too
That was before 10 years of obnoxious girlbosses. Add in brown female and yeah, this post is all the effort I'm putting into this garbage. Next thread.
Anonymous No.212106679 >>212106736
i hated Ashur as a character but because how annoyingly manipulating he was, the actor did a great job in making you hate the character though so respect to that
Anonymous No.212106714
>>212105171
hot af
Anonymous No.212106734 >>212106802
>>212106386
>strong
>women
anon I
Anonymous No.212106736 >>212106859 >>212109122
>>212106679
he was awesome though? what was there to hate? the only people he got killed were people that deserved it like Barca.
Anonymous No.212106793
>>212105545
hol' up. is that Ivana on the right?
Anonymous No.212106802
>>212106734
Spartacus the series never pretended to be realistic, it's borderline Wuxia
Anonymous No.212106859
>>212106736
he was a prick, but i have to admit i didn't feel any bad for lucretia for example for getting taken advantage on by him since i hated her as a character too so, ironically i ended up liking ilithyia because of her feisty nature
Anonymous No.212107021 >>212107157 >>212107161 >>212107225
>>212106439
I agree, I watched the final two seasons and they were markedly worse in every way. It did wrap up the story I guess but the first season and the prequel is the show.
Anonymous No.212107090
>>212105453
I will now watch you historical fiction slop.
Anonymous No.212107157 >>212107472
>>212107021
No Batiatus, no watch. Simple as
Anonymous No.212107161 >>212107258 >>212112335
>>212107021
>as strong as spartacus
>cucks his best friend but he still forgives him
>big dick
>fucks everything that moves
>he was even going to originally going to start a relationship with Spatarcus's love interest Mira
>spartacus chooses him as a potential leader of the group
>only gladiator that earned his freedom in the arena
Gannicus was the most OP character in the show is actually insane, no wonder they had to kill him at the end because he would have been an absolule gary stu if he lived
Anonymous No.212107162
>>212105889
>AT LEAST IT'S NOT A FUCKING ROMAN THA-ACK!
Anonymous No.212107225
>>212107021
Gannicus was so fucking based
Anonymous No.212107229
>>212105377
Anonymous No.212107258
>>212107161
He’s so OP he literally kills wins a fight when unarmed and blindfolded. He’s like Razor from Robot Wars
Anonymous No.212107330
>>212104979
Can’t believe Scissor was real and not just a one time gimmick fighter
Anonymous No.212107472 >>212107942 >>212107948
>>212107157
John Hannah hard carried that show
When I first saw it, I thought it was hilarious that the goofy bumbling brother from The Mummy movies was doing this shit
Anonymous No.212107502
>>212104117 (OP)
Domina...
Anonymous No.212107552
>>212104117 (OP)
In this age of intimacy coordinators I doubt the sex scenes will be anywhere near the quality of the original.
Anonymous No.212107677
>>212104117 (OP)
Spartacus was always a bit crap
Anonymous No.212107847
>>212105790
He’s an incel folk hero. This is as dangerous as Joker. There needs to be a scene where Ashur is raped to take this before it gets out of control.
Anonymous No.212107894 >>212107976 >>212108028 >>212108329 >>212109717
>>212104117 (OP)
I have not watched Spartacus as I have an inkling it is proto woke, redpill or clearpill me on it
Anonymous No.212107902
>>212106663
Maybe stop obsessing over it and watch better fiction then
Anonymous No.212107942
>>212107472
Same, I didn’t know he was so talented . He just has β€œit”
Anonymous No.212107943
>>212105171
Will it have disgraced patrician women disrobing and debasing themselves in the ring?
Anonymous No.212107948
>>212107472
I quite like him as Rebus. I prefer the other guy though, Ken Stott.
Anonymous No.212107976
>>212107894
I won’t even bother trying to convince such an idiot, watch whatever you want
Anonymous No.212108028
>>212107894
Seasons 2 and 3 are obnoxious
1 and 0 (the prequel) are good

Starz had some clause in the show that they had to show as much male nudity as female nudity so there is quite a lot of cock and gay sex
Anonymous No.212108329 >>212108414 >>212108628
>>212107894
It is like a drunken writer who liked Zack Snyder's 300 took parts from a 90s show like Xena and just filled it with humour, nudity and violence. It doesn't give a fuck about history or accuracy, it has an ugly visual palette and the same fast slow mo type action shit from 300. The reason why people like it is because it was fucking memeable shit. You have a seasoned actor like John Hannah delievering lines like that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy6iX9sea_M
Combined with action like this, with a bunch of wooden but good looking actors fighting (spoilers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xbuOCqRfZE
Anonymous No.212108414
>>212108329
>Combined with action like this, with a bunch of wooden but good looking actors fighting (spoilers):
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xbuOCqRfZE
For me it is the random extra in the crowd with the tits. Wud
Anonymous No.212108459
>>212105612
>>212105679
Because we didn't watch last season and slept throught the 2nd to last one.
Anonymous No.212108499 >>212108632 >>212108718
You guys told me woke was dead 6 months ago, what happened
Anonymous No.212108628 >>212108754 >>212109612
>>212108329
Spartacus actually handles the dialogue really well with the faux-Latin style English. For example:

In Latin, there are no possessive pronouns. Nor are there any articles. So when Batiatus says: β€œwords fall from mouth like shit falls from ass,” this is in fact exactly what a Latin sentence would sound like. A proper translation could be β€œYOUR words fall from YOUR mouth like shit falls from AN ass.” But in Latin there is no β€œyour” and there is no β€œa”.

So even though Spartacus is silly and not historical in many ways, it handles Roman style dialogue better than any other piece of media I’ve seen. This is why the dialogue is so distinct and memorable
Anonymous No.212108632
>>212108499
it's dying anon, these DEI shows are just the death throes
Anonymous No.212108656
>>212105460
This. Kids don't actually learn their history though and just bitch to bitch.
Anonymous No.212108670 >>212109165
For me? It’s Sibyl.
Anonymous No.212108703
>>212104189
>black
Yeah no
Anonymous No.212108718 >>212108976 >>212109654 >>212110136
>>212108499
define woke
Anonymous No.212108754
>>212108628
Interesting
Anonymous No.212108770 >>212109891
>>212105545
How are they gonna explain Ivana Baquero's bolt ons in Ancient Greece?
Anonymous No.212108789
>>212104189
Nope
I knew it would be shit
Makes me glad Spartacus and rome where made two decades ago
Anonymous No.212108945
>>212106663
>shitposts when BTFO
Child hands typed your post.
Anonymous No.212108976
>>212108718
anything I don't like
Anonymous No.212109122
>>212106736
>YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>You soil our food. Why should we not make meal of your fucking pets?!

I've watched this show too many times lol
Anonymous No.212109165
>>212108670
For me it's pregnant Illythia
Anonymous No.212109277
>>212104189
>>212104218
Anonymous No.212109296 >>212109381
kino
Anonymous No.212109316
>>212104189
>>212104218
It's DOA.
Anonymous No.212109325
>>212104189
hahaha yeah no thanks
Anonymous No.212109381
>>212109296
People say Season 2 and 3 were weaker, but damn if the series finale didn't pay off.
Anonymous No.212109612 >>212109749
>>212108628
Spartacus does still occasionally have some stuff that wouldn't work in Latin, and the word order is a bit off from what it would be in "proper" Latin, but yeah it sounds more like how a direct Latin translation would sound as opposed to most shows just making the Roman's British.

I think actual Romans would have had a greater appreciation for something like Spartacus over something like HBO Rome or other Roman drama. Spartacus actually has a very Roman/Latin sense of story telling in that it's basically over the top tits-and-violence popcorn viewing instead of trying to take itself too seriously. Actual Roman theater was very low brow and raunchy and definitely for the masses, as opposed to Greek theater which was more classy. The Romans considered oratory and poetry as their "classy" entertainment.
Anonymous No.212109630 >>212109726
They're all gonna be naked.
Anonymous No.212109654 >>212109835
>>212108718
gay and nonwhite
Anonymous No.212109717
>>212107894
>show about slave rebellion might be proto-woke
Anonymous No.212109726
>>212109630
i hope so but i doubt they'll be as dumb sexy with their nude scenes as spartacus S1
Anonymous No.212109749
>>212109612
Latin is a weird language in that the word order makes no difference to the meaning of the sentence. I understand why they preferred to speak Greek to each other.
Anonymous No.212109778
>>212106386
Female gladiators if they existed which there is little to no evidence to suggest they did, would have competed against other women and not men.
It's a complete myth that women can equal a man in a competition of strength.
It's why even to this very day there are weight divisions among men because basic biology dictates that a heavier more muscular man will obliterate a smaller weaker man.
Example here Eddie Hall vs two smaller men and he knocks them both out cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtlTKO8lXnc
Now take this example from heavier to lighter men, and you take it to the sexes and men will always have an innate advantage against women, even average men can outperform physically trained and physically strong women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zleO9T543ns
Those schlubby average men out perform the phyically trained and fit women because you can't beat biology.
Men have denser bones, larger muscle mass, we have testosterone.

It's why Nasa when it chose astronauts for it's Apollo programme women were not even remotely considered due to the biological factors not because of mental prowess but because of the effects of low and zero g has on the human body, which to a woman because of the lower bone density is far greater than on a man.
It's why the first person to step on to Mars will be a Man, it's not because of sexism it is simply biology.

In short Romans knew this, the Greeks knew this, all of human history we have known this from the earliest Hunter gather tribes, men would hunt women would gather.
It isn't to say one is better than the other, it's to say we both men and women have defined characteristics, that are better are tasks that the other is not.
I couldn't give birth, even if I had the biological capability, I'm in awe that women can go through all that for 9 months and then the process of birth itself, it's amazing to me and I deeply appreciate any women who goes through that.
We are different.
Anonymous No.212109805
For me it's Sportacus.
Anonymous No.212109835 >>212110136
>>212109654
then why would you be interested in the new spartacus season? browns and fags were all over the previous seasons.
Anonymous No.212109851
>>212105466
Spartacus is not a realistic or down to earth show.
Anonymous No.212109870 >>212109945
>>212105453
>Claudia Black is getting old
>So they cast a daughter character that looks just like her
Anonymous No.212109891
>>212108770
Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.212109945 >>212110014
>>212105453
>>212109870
>Claudia Black
>Jewish
>Playing a Roman
Top Zozzle.
https://youtu.be/oomJG8uVLMs?si=Kzwbc9P9ykPhTPdb&t=3
Anonymous No.212110014 >>212110056 >>212110234
>>212109945
Wait til you find out the ethnicities of half the other actors in Spartacus
Anonymous No.212110056
>>212110014
I'm very aware, it was just a joke.
Anonymous No.212110136 >>212110211 >>212110254
>>212109835
i'm not interested in the new season, i watched teh old ones years and years ago when they premiered but never finished the show out when the main actor got cancer and died
i was defining woke as asked >>212108718
not planning on watching this based on what i see
Anonymous No.212110193
>>212104189
Anonymous No.212110211
>>212110136
ok
Anonymous No.212110234
>>212110014
>actors are all heebs
more news at nine
Anonymous No.212110254 >>212110391
>>212110136
>i watched teh old ones years and years ago when they premiered
so you hating shows with "gay and nonwhite", or woke as you defined, is a recent thing for you?
Anonymous No.212110311
Can't wait to goon to the new series
Anonymous No.212110312
>>212104818
They fight now.
Anonymous No.212110391
>>212110254
i hadn't acquired as much fag and minority fatigue when i was in my youth, but we all grow wiser with age
Anonymous No.212110424 >>212110510
>female gladiators
Coomchads eating goo-
>>212104189
FUCK
Anonymous No.212110500
Kind of amazed they actually went the alternate version route of saying, what if Ashur didn't die on the mountain. Fucking Spartacus multiverse shit.
Anonymous No.212110510
>>212110424
spoiler everyone in that pic identifies as women, especially women with beards and dicks
Anonymous No.212110516 >>212112495
>This is madness!
>No. This. Is. SPARTACUS!
Anonymous No.212110528
>>212104117 (OP)
>women protag
Place Cock in Ass i am ready to finish
Anonymous No.212110580 >>212110647 >>212110673 >>212110790 >>212110863 >>212111508 >>212114214
Anonymous No.212110647 >>212110699 >>212110741 >>212110794 >>212110947
>>212110580
how do you counter "THE NET"??
Anonymous No.212110673
>>212110580
>Retardius
Anonymous No.212110699 >>212110794 >>212110813
>>212110647
Your only counter was dodging, they were op as fuck back in the day
Anonymous No.212110741 >>212110794 >>212110813
>>212110647
Net is very OP
Anonymous No.212110763
>>212104189
Like shit from ass.
Anonymous No.212110790 >>212110885 >>212110939
>>212110580
>Half of them are Black
History really is being rewritten before our very eyes using all forms of medium as the messenger. Soon people will genuinely think sub-Saharan Africans were the rulers of Greece and Rome.
Anonymous No.212110794
>>212110647
>>212110699
>>212110741
you don't counter the net
Anonymous No.212110813 >>212110977 >>212111207
>>212110699
>>212110741
w-what happens if both gladiatorii (or whatever the plural for gladiator is) have nets??
Anonymous No.212110863
>>212110580
The Retiarius had such a high win loss record, they made the secutor class up to counter it.
Anonymous No.212110870 >>212110932
Anonymous No.212110885
>>212110790
those same retards think hannibal barca looked like eddie murphy instead of like qaddafi because they can't conceive of africa having non-black ethnic groups like berbers/maghrebi
Anonymous No.212110929
>>212104117 (OP)
I STAND FUCKING ROMAN
Anonymous No.212110932
>>212110870
Luv Gaia. It hurts watching the prequel season seeing what happens to her
Anonymous No.212110939 >>212111092
>>212110790
Two of them are black jackass.
Anonymous No.212110947
>>212110647
Hack it
Anonymous No.212110977 >>212111029
>>212110813
The arena is destroyed in a hail of sand and twine.
Anonymous No.212111029
>>212110977
>The nets cancel eachother out into a zeronet and CHIM into the NETher
deepest roman lore
Anonymous No.212111092 >>212111133
>>212110939
seven of them are clearly Moorish
Anonymous No.212111133 >>212111215
>>212111092
Only two of them are black, jackass.
Anonymous No.212111207
>>212110813
No Roman was ever fool enough to make such a matchup.
Anonymous No.212111215 >>212111278 >>212111284
>>212111133
i said Moorish, not black
fucking racist
Anonymous No.212111278 >>212111465
>>212111215
Yes, and you replied to me calling out another post. Some are more tanned, but only two are black, jackass.
Anonymous No.212111284 >>212111465
>>212111215
i unironically do not know the difference, im sorry
Anonymous No.212111465 >>212111528
>>212111278
i dont care they should all be expelled from al-andalus
>>212111284
there's not one moor is a catchall term for any african muslim swarthoid
Anonymous No.212111508
>>212110580
were they shoots or works?
Anonymous No.212111528 >>212111680
>>212111465
>The Moors were medieval Muslim inhabitants primarily from North Africa, particularly the regions of present-day Morocco, who played a significant role in the history of the Iberian Peninsula (Spain and Portugal). They are often described as having mixed Arab, Spanish, and Amazigh (Berber) origins and are known for creating the Islamic Andalusian civilization during their rule in al-Andalus. The term "Moor" was used by Christian Europeans to refer to these Muslim populations, and it encompasses a diverse group rather than a single, distinct people.
Not him, but fair enough to those points. Either way, only two of them were black, and I would argue that only a few were moors, rather than just southern Meds.
Anonymous No.212111587 >>212111672 >>212111746
>>212104117 (OP)
Do people really want realism from these goofy gladiator shows?
Anonymous No.212111592
>>212104189
>female AND black
they just needed to fill the BIPOC hollywood quota and with this they killed two birds with one stone
Anonymous No.212111672
>>212111587
Of course not. Spartacus was unabashed melodrama. It felt less like a "historical show" and more like a recreation of someone's flowery description of events, depicted exactly as they describe them.
Anonymous No.212111680 >>212111910
>>212111528
fair enough, islam didn't exist at the time either
the romans would have probably referred to the browns as libyans and the black africans they called aethiops (greek for burnt-face)
Anonymous No.212111746
>>212111587
when spartacus came out the reputation was literally "300 but with sex and tiddies"
then it got popular and they toned it down and the silly things became more blatant without the mammary distractions
Anonymous No.212111910 >>212112810
>>212111680
>black africans they called aethiops (greek for burnt-face)
They called them that because of their empire. Also, doesn't it actually mean burnt skin because of how exceptionally dark they were compared to other Africans? They had contact with them, so having Ethiopian gladiators isn't unrealistic, especially if they were forcing slaves to fight.
Anonymous No.212112335
>>212107161
>he was even going to originally going to start a relationship with Spatarcus's love interest Mira
Good thing someone reined in the coomer that came up with it.
Anonymous No.212112422 >>212115685
>>212104414
I wonder if she'll go nude like Lawless.
Anonymous No.212112473
>>212104165
Me. Ashur's a giant piece of shit who should have died after being raped by Nubians.
Anonymous No.212112495
>>212110516
Ashurbros... why nobody likes us
Anonymous No.212112810
>>212111910
they never warred with the ancient ethiopians so they never had a large number of slaves from that area to put into the ring, so any ethiopian gladiator would be one who probably signed up to do it
and the romans used the term aethiop for any black skinned african not just ethiopians, though they traded heavily with ancient ethiopia (called Aksum at the time)
i did hear about one roman trek where they went south of the sahara, found some gorillas in a jungle, hunted and skinned a couple, and fucked off back to the north
Anonymous No.212113223 >>212113982
I swear, if this show comes out and has no nudity like every other new show, I'm gonna fucking scream.
Anonymous No.212113295
>>212104189
DROPPED
Anonymous No.212113982
>>212113223
It will have nudity all male
Anonymous No.212114214
>>212110580
Me? Scissor
Anonymous No.212114411
time for the rewatch then
Anonymous No.212115685
>>212112422
She's one of the prime attractions for viewers to the show they keep promoting, so it's likely. And she knew what type of show she was signing up for
I ignore women No.212115932
>>212104189
Imagine spending money on a female slave just so she can get raped and killed in the arena
Anonymous No.212116103
>>212104117 (OP)
>Ashur
Based. His "death" against Naevia was always a product of absolute terrible writing. He should have struck her down or just dealt a blow that's too hard for her to come back from and then been revenge killed by Cruxis. Then Naevia could succumb to her injuries and Crixis can stay super cool instead of some cuck with no lines in Season 3 while all his bros do cool stuff.
Anonymous No.212116120
>>212105354
A notorious low point in the series
Anonymous No.212116191
>>212104189
>tits
I'm listening. But she shouldn't be front and center. I'm actually quite tired of women being presented like this. It should be cool guy center, second coolest guy beside him and then the love interest.
Anonymous No.212116272 >>212116783
>>212105674
This is the kind of fantasy you just roll your eyes and ignore. If the chick is hot then let it happen. If she isn't attractive or pretty enough then she's going to distract you not entertain
Anonymous No.212116781
>>212104218
LMAOOO
Anonymous No.212116783
>>212116272
It's also easier to tolerate when it's a novelty and the exception, rather than the norm.