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haha
Anonymous No.212113367
>DUNC villabananas as director
>Tom Holland as Bond
This reality is some sick joke. I WANT OUT.
Anonymous No.212113401 >>212113436 >>212115055 >>212115111 >>212119491 >>212119981 >>212122019 >>212126398 >>212126560 >>212126825 >>212128214
Anonymous No.212113407
>>212113330 (OP)
>the names Bond. Junior Bond
Anonymous No.212113419
>>212113330 (OP)
Source
Anonymous No.212113436 >>212130303
>>212113401
>007, your mission is to get your rectum GOOSH GOOSH'd by a big black nigger cock to get a better understanding of the struggles of black people
Anonymous No.212113521 >>212113599 >>212115185
Villeneuve is making Bond? oh fuck it's ompletely dead
Anonymous No.212113570 >>212119026
>5'5 bond
>insecure manlet who had the mole on his chin removed surgically
Anonymous No.212113583
>>212113330 (OP)
One of the key things is James Bond needs to be the kind of men that women want to fuck and men want to be. No man wants to be Tom Holland and he's the kind of man that single mothers would want their daughter or confirmed bachelor son to date.
Anonymous No.212113599 >>212114691 >>212115148 >>212115185
>>212113521
They got the choice that would make most NPCs and industry NPCs happy. That tells you all you need to know about Bond under Amazon. Make the least amount of effort for maximum crowd-pleasing.
Anonymous No.212113619
At least the Bond boys will be black.
Anonymous No.212113635 >>212115564 >>212119530
Imagine Syney Swreny as a Bond girl trying to seduce Tom Holland with her teenage face.
Anonymous No.212114691 >>212114879 >>212115185
>>212113599
Sadly I agree. They've just picked an 'it' guy, not someone who can deliver Bond.

This film with have no sex appeal, no action, no contrast, no gloss, no fun

Just dull, textureless, desaturated, centered, pretentious wank
Anonymous No.212114879
>>212114691
When asked what his favourite Bond movies are, he gave the most NPC answer imagineable. Skyfall and Casino. BOND IS DEAD. IT'S OVER.
Anonymous No.212114983 >>212117053
>>212113330 (OP)
They're hell-bent on emasculating the Bond character even further. There's no limit to it, if they had their way. Couple more sequels, Bond will be a lispy zesty queer. The gayest a man could be.
Anonymous No.212115055
>>212113401
WHAAAAAT!!!!!???
Anonymous No.212115111
>>212113401
He probably had to do this to get the role.
Anonymous No.212115148
>>212113599
>maximum crowd-pleasing.
it's villnuave bro he's an offputting sperg and his flicks are gray mid slogs
Anonymous No.212115185 >>212115502 >>212115660 >>212116166 >>212117515
>>212113521
>>212113599
>>212114691
name a better active director besides nolan
Anonymous No.212115502 >>212115613 >>212116114 >>212117515
>>212115185
Joseph Kosinski, Christopher McQuarrie, James Mangold...
Anonymous No.212115546 >>212115636
>>212113330 (OP)
I honestly can't think of a worse White Englishman to play Bond. Bravo. This is peak ineptitude.
Anonymous No.212115564 >>212115993 >>212123534
>>212113635
>with her teenage face.
I think you meant to say retard face
Anonymous No.212115613 >>212115950 >>212117515
>>212115502
>McQuarrie
Tom Cruise's bitch?Please. Ideal Bond director is Leitch with a good script. He has the style and the action down.
Anonymous No.212115636 >>212119551 >>212125339
>>212115546
he's still a better choice than aaron the jew
but aaron is not white so in a way you are right
Anonymous No.212115651
>>212113330 (OP)
It's over. Pack it up.
Anonymous No.212115660 >>212115989 >>212116980 >>212117515 >>212123819
>>212115185
Cameron
Spielberg
Fincher
Burton
Wright
Tarantino
CuarΓ³n
Scorsese
Verhoeven
Bigelow
Woo
Gibson
Boyle
Miller
Scott
Zemeckis

Also fuck Nolan
Anonymous No.212115804 >>212119417
>>212113330 (OP)
First Bond to not get laid
Anonymous No.212115950 >>212116167
>>212115613
The MI movies have the best action scenes of the 2010s and 2020s. In similar settings as Bond movies. McQuarrie would be an excellent pick.
Anonymous No.212115989
>>212115660
>Spielberg
spielberg already made four james bond films

including one with an actual james bond actor
lol
Anonymous No.212115993
>>212115564
no he's referring to tom holland being a woman with a teenage face
Anonymous No.212116114 >>212116392
>>212115502
>James Magold
>The dude who turned Indy into a bitter old cuck
LMAO
Anonymous No.212116166
>>212115185
Both villeneuve and nolan suck. their work is SOULESS
Anonymous No.212116167 >>212116392 >>212117723
>>212115950
Bond directors should always be European journeymen or in the commonwealth (US aside)
Anonymous No.212116275
>>212113330 (OP)
that's what happens when the brit talent pool is full of zest
Anonymous No.212116392 >>212116436 >>212117219
>>212116114
He didn't write the screenplay and even if he did that's irrelevant. Mangold is a very competent director who knows how to film action scenes, car scenes, gunfights, etc.
>>212116167
The franchise belongs to Amazon now. Things will change.
Anonymous No.212116436
>>212116392
You mean things will be worse than ever to a scale undreamt of? They hired the fucking DUNC guy, it's OVER.
Anonymous No.212116668
>Tom Holland
manlet
>Elrodi
lanklet
Anonymous No.212116980
>>212115660
The ending of Apocalypto I know would make DW Griffith, John Ford, William Wyler etc proud.
Anonymous No.212117053
>>212114983
Dr Who showed them where the red line is. They will stop before it gets too Pride parade chemsex all nite daisy chain partying.
Anonymous No.212117170
>>212113330 (OP)
ATJ was reportedly "very close" to being announced as the new Bond for the last 2 years. And it didn't fucking happen.
Holland isn't getting it. This is just his publicist trying to drum up interest but anyone with fucking eyes and ears knows he's a terrible fucking choice.
Anonymous No.212117219 >>212117724
>>212116392
>Mangold is a very competent director who knows how to film action scenes, car scenes, gunfights, etc.
Indiana Jones 5 didn't have a single memorable action scene despite being 2 and a half hours long.
Anonymous No.212117289
>>212113330 (OP)
Is he going to play Mr Moneypenny?
Anonymous No.212117515 >>212117552 >>212122139
>>212115185
>>212115502
>>212115613
>>212115660
y'all are sleeping on the best director who already directed bond kino, martin campbell
Anonymous No.212117552 >>212117652
>>212117515
I said it before that if Campbell isn't brought back despite being an active director and making two of the best Bond movies ever, it would be over.

I was right.
Anonymous No.212117652 >>212117742 >>212117771
>>212117552
Campbell shouldn't be used to start off another new era, but he would be perfect for a sequel.
Anonymous No.212117687
>>212113330 (OP)
cant wait pierce brosnan is dragged away to act as mentor figure
Anonymous No.212117690
>>212113330 (OP)
More like James Bottom
Anonymous No.212117710
>>212113330 (OP)
Predictions:
>Bond isn't even a 00 at first, he's a gadget nerd working for Q but some emergency forces him to go into the field
>has to outwit all the bad guys instead of outfight them
>there's no Bond girl because a 5'8" twink manlet seducing a 10/10 babe wouldn't pass the laugh test
Anonymous No.212117723
>>212116167
>Bond directors should always be European journeymen
Agreed, British and Irish expats residing in France were always the best OO7 directors.
Anonymous No.212117724
>>212117219
the only good scene was mad getting the pahjeet train experience
Anonymous No.212117742 >>212117836
>>212117652
>shouldn't be used to start off another new era
He did TWICE before. Why the fuck wouldn't he be able to pull it off thrice? That's his whole MO.
Anonymous No.212117756
>>212113330 (OP)
He's fucking 5'7." Craig was 5'10" and even he lacked the tall, elegant frame that Bond is supposed to have.
Anonymous No.212117771
>>212117652
considering campbell works well with practical effects and this new bond is supposed to be in the 60s, he would be great for starting it off
also he did two starts so you're wrong
martin campbell and sam mendes could easily make a kino bond series by trading off movies to one another
Anonymous No.212117836 >>212117879
>>212117742
Personally I wish Campbell had made a trilogy of Craig films. Campbell is clearly an excellent director but I can't grasp him as an auteur and it seems like a genuinely new era requires the vision of an auteur.
Anonymous No.212117879 >>212121281
>>212117836
It does not, that's a completely made-up gambit you and Amazon dreamt up. A new era requires one thing missing for 20 years: A REAL JAMES BOND MOVIE. Bond gets a mission, there's a MacGuffin, girls, villains, henchmen, stunts and a thin loose story around those things.
Anonymous No.212117915 >>212118033 >>212118097
>>212113330 (OP)
They're following the way of the video game huh
Anonymous No.212117921
>James Bond Jr
>period piece
>origin story

Let's not do any of those
Anonymous No.212118033
>>212117915
i prefer that discount tom cruise besides pahjeet mi6
Anonymous No.212118097
>>212117915
more like the other way around
Anonymous No.212118192
>>212113330 (OP)
When this does happen, everyone will think that a black Bond wouldn't be so bad after all.
Anonymous No.212118325 >>212118461 >>212118502 >>212118621
>>212113330 (OP)
Idris Elba is unironically the best option for bond in 2025
Anonymous No.212118461 >>212118615
>>212118325
go back sucking black cocks in cybercuck
Anonymous No.212118502
>>212118325
>Idris Elba is unironically the best option for bond in 2010
ftfy
Anonymous No.212118615
>>212118461
he's been /ourguy/ for longer than you've had hair on your balls newfag
Anonymous No.212118621 >>212118874 >>212119029 >>212119677
>>212118325
who is the idris elba of 2025?
also bet you they're gonna use the new game bond for the movie too
Anonymous No.212118874
>>212118621
>who is the idris elba of 2025?
There isn't really one. Pedro Pascal is the inverse of him though.
>10 years ago Idris is an internet darling beloved for Luther amongst other things but not actually in that many things
>the internet (mainly plebbit) advocates for him to be in literally every film as they perceive him as a massively underrated actor
>hollywood largely ignores them (or he had a wise agent/manager) and he does consistent projects but never too many and stays away from meme roles
>is now just considered a very good actor who will probably win an oscar one day

>2020s
>hot off his beloved role in GoT, Pedro Pascal gets a starring role in The Mandalorian
>quickly becomes plebbit's favourite show
>they call for him to be in literally everthing
>hollywood agrees
>casts him in literally everything
>he's a mediocre actor that everyone immediately gets sick of
>already too much money invested in making him the next big thing
Anonymous No.212119026
>>212113570
You probably have a mole on your forehead
Anonymous No.212119029
>>212118621
A shitty black hobo that Hollywood tries to push as a sex symbol? You had Boseman, but he died. I guess Michael B Jordan and Donald Glover. They're both obnoxious faggots. There's also that negro with the African name.
Anonymous No.212119273
Tom Holland is like the worst of the worst choice for Bond. Come on, didn't Jeff Bezos ever watch a damn Bond movie?
Anonymous No.212119417
>>212115804
Will not:
>Drink
>Smoke
>Have sex
>Be cool
>Save the day

Will:
>Be emasculated by some feminist M
>Fail and be saved by some other female 00
>Whine about being sad about something and crying about failure
>Have some LGTV undertones
Anonymous No.212119491 >>212120048
>>212113401
Humiliation ritual.
Anonymous No.212119515 >>212120031
Just cast Paul Mescal and call it a day
Anonymous No.212119530
>>212113635
Bond girl will be a black man with a wig.
Anonymous No.212119551
>>212115636
Aaron is hot and an adult-looking and you didn't know he was a jew before you looked it up, retars
Anonymous No.212119600
>>212113330 (OP)
It will be a musical set in high school.
Anonymous No.212119677
>>212118621
the light skinned nigger who's in the new Green Lantern show
Anonymous No.212119708
>>212113330 (OP)
didnt they already do this?
Anonymous No.212119924
>>212113330 (OP)
Better than a n word. I’ll watch it.
Anonymous No.212119981
>>212113401
Dat james bond zesty af
Anonymous No.212120031
>>212119515
He's not a leading man material.
Anonymous No.212120048
>>212119491
You know he's gay, right?
Anonymous No.212120155
>>212113330 (OP)
Tom Holland can only play twink roles and he's already hitting the twink wall. His future is in comedy.
Anonymous No.212120988
It's time for twink bond
Anonymous No.212121061 >>212122880
>>212113330 (OP)
DO IT
DO IT
ACCELERATE
Anonymous No.212121210
>>212113330 (OP)
This the "waaaah sony dont take spiderman from disney :( :( :( :(" dude
Anonymous No.212121239
oh no
Anonymous No.212121281
>>212117879
>and a thin loose story around those things.
What the fuck?!
Anonymous No.212121288
>>212113330 (OP)
Fake news
Anonymous No.212121416 >>212121659 >>212124716 >>212126796
Say it
Anonymous No.212121659
>>212121416
Architect was better
Anonymous No.212121660 >>212121927
>>212113330 (OP)

"Good Morning Moneypenny."

"Oh James why don't you ask me out?"

"Because I'm a gigantic faggot. How did you not know?"

Holland is perfect if they go that direction.
Anonymous No.212121927 >>212122567
>>212121660
>"Good Morning Moneypenny."
>"Oh James why don't you ask me out?"
>"Umm... because... umm... MoneypennyDoYouWantToGoOutWithMe!?"
>"Haha no. You're adorable though"
Anonymous No.212122019 >>212123726
>>212113401
completely on point
Anonymous No.212122139
>>212117515
He also directed Green Lantern and Dirty Angels. lol
Anonymous No.212122567
>>212121927
>[Ralph Fiennes M appears] *laughing* Jim, you're girlfriend is awesome
Anonymous No.212122880 >>212128081
>>212121061
It's just a movie, chud, relax.
Anonymous No.212122964
>*Q looks down
>bond Ive made you this gas proof booster seat so you can see over the steering wheel when driving your new state of the art vauxhall corsa.
Anonymous No.212123316
>Martini? No I'll take a carbon neutral alcohol free beer drank by various different but equal ethnicities thank you.
>https://berobrewing.com
Anonymous No.212123534
>>212115564
I'm looking at her tits m8
Anonymous No.212123668 >>212124418 >>212124456
"A drink Mr Bond?"

"Vodka Martini. Stirred -- not shaken. Stirred with your big hairy dick."
Anonymous No.212123711
>>212113330 (OP)
As if. He's a boy and not a man. Even in his tough guy roles, I didn't buy it.
Anonymous No.212123726
>>212122019
He looks Ukrainian
Anonymous No.212123819 >>212124714
>>212115660
this post was made in 2005
Anonymous No.212124263
>a drink mr bond?
>orange sunkist, squeesed not shaken.
Anonymous No.212124337 >>212124857
Has Tom Holland given even one good performance?
Anonymous No.212124387
>>212113330 (OP)
What if Tom did a great job
Anonymous No.212124418
>>212123668
>aged 20 years past its vintage mr fag
Anonymous No.212124456
>>212123668
this twink queer looks like total shit
Anonymous No.212124462
>>212113330 (OP)
I’m just saying.
Anonymous No.212124502
>>212113330 (OP)
I'm reportedly the hottest guy in my town
Anonymous No.212124551
>>212113330 (OP)
denis villeneuve could make a cool movie starring tom holland
james bond movie will just be advertising whatever the modern version of gq magazin eis
Anonymous No.212124590
>Whitechudbros, we won...
Anonymous No.212124600
>>212113330 (OP)
>Onions, not stirred.
Anonymous No.212124714 >>212125064
>>212123819
They're all still working anon
Anonymous No.212124716
>>212121416
weet ik
Anonymous No.212124857 >>212124914
>>212124337

He was okay as Spider Twink. But he's gone back to that well too many times.
Anonymous No.212124914 >>212124981 >>212124987
>>212124857
He sucked in those movies, he comes off as a little dweeb. I don't know how much of that is down to the writing.
Anonymous No.212124981 >>212125008
>>212124914

Spiderman is a little dweeb. So that was fine. But he's aged out of that niche.
Anonymous No.212124987 >>212125008
>>212124914
he's obviously supposed to come off as a little dweeb there. no clue if he's any good beyond that though I haven't seen him in anything else
Anonymous No.212125008
>>212124981
>>212124987
Is there a role of his where he doesn't come off like a little dweeb?
Anonymous No.212125064 >>212125170 >>212126697
>>212124714
>They're all still working anon
yes and none of them made a great movie in the last 10 years.
Anonymous No.212125163 >>212125355
>>212113330 (OP)
Harris Dickinson is the only one of the shortlist that makes sense. A few supporting roles in big movies a few starring roles in things nobody saw. 29, pretty close to the ideal Bond
Tom Holland is already an established actor, he was Spiderman already.
Jacob Elordi is already the new Heathcliff already that's a role that'll get him a different career path
Anonymous No.212125170
>>212125064
*except Tarantino of couse but we all know he would never make a James Bond movie, especially now
Anonymous No.212125339
>>212115636
Tom Holland is also a jew
Anonymous No.212125355
>>212125163
He was solid in Iron Claw, just don't know if he's good in sustained action. He's more of an indie guy. And restrained, quiet, vanilla.
Anonymous No.212125440
So jews are basically all that's left as far a leading men go these days
Anonymous No.212125704
Using 150% of my brain to imagine a Denis directed Bond starring Tom Holland. Not sure how it's going to work unless the movie opens with Tom torturing a guy with pliers and a blowtorch just to make him seem threatening.
Anonymous No.212125882
>Bond we need you to undercover as a drag queen
>Bond rips off his suit
>How...James how did you already prepare for this assignment?
Anonymous No.212126131 >>212126302 >>212126332
I wanted this, set in the Cold War, with a young Hugh Grant
Anonymous No.212126302
>>212126131
Weird that they dropped him since the later Craig films did most of that stuff.
Anonymous No.212126332 >>212126369
>>212126131
They'd never get away with making James Bond as pro rape as he is in Casino Royal
Anonymous No.212126369 >>212126663
>>212126332
Was he even pro-rape then? I barely remember Casino Royal outside of Eva Greens tittys popping out in that black dress
Anonymous No.212126398
>>212113401
>hey stepson, here's a clip of your Spider-Man!
Anonymous No.212126560 >>212126713
>>212113401
everyone says tom holland is the next tom cruise but point me to any time tom cruise humiliation ritual'd or made fun of for being 5ft tall
Anonymous No.212126663 >>212126806
>>212126369
I meant the book. Bond describes fucking Lynd as "having all the thrill of rape".
Anonymous No.212126697
>>212125064
I would still take a 'bad' movie from that list over a 'good' movie from Nolan/Villeneuve/Snyder
Anonymous No.212126713
>>212126560
>everyone says tom holland is the next tom cruise
Who says this besides under 18 MCUstans?
Anonymous No.212126740 >>212127887
every single day its another fake twitter fan casting you guys get all worked up about
none of them have ever been real
Anonymous No.212126796
>>212121416
queer
Anonymous No.212126806
>>212126663
Man, it's been a while since I read it. Was Spectre or the Russians even mentioned in the movie?
Anonymous No.212126825
>>212113401
God. just wish it wasn't a black dude.
Anonymous No.212127887
>>212126740

We just use them to hate on certain actors. That is an enjoyable way to pay idle time.
Anonymous No.212128081
>>212122880
ok
Anonymous No.212128214
>>212113401
how many shekels did he get for debasing himself like this?
Anonymous No.212128353
>The guy who made Dune boring
>12 year old Bond
I fucking hate this planet sometimes
Anonymous No.212130006
if they get Shane Gillis or Tim Dillon to play Jack Wade, I'm in
Anonymous No.212130095
>>212113330 (OP)
5'5" bond smdh
>uhh Mr. M I don't feel so good
Anonymous No.212130303
>>212113436
As if a british secret service bloke hasnt let a precious African man enrich him with the rape(eventually willing) of his entire bloodline while onlookers cheer for the poor migrant looking for a warm place to stay for the night, you pig!