Thread 212113330

haha

>DUNC villabananas as director
>Tom Holland as Bond
This reality is some sick joke. I WANT OUT.

>>212113330 (OP)
>the names Bond. Junior Bond

>>212113330 (OP)
Source

>>212113401
>007, your mission is to get your rectum GOOSH GOOSH'd by a big black nigger cock to get a better understanding of the struggles of black people

Villeneuve is making Bond? oh fuck it's ompletely dead

>5'5 bond
>insecure manlet who had the mole on his chin removed surgically

>>212113330 (OP)
One of the key things is James Bond needs to be the kind of men that women want to fuck and men want to be. No man wants to be Tom Holland and he's the kind of man that single mothers would want their daughter or confirmed bachelor son to date.

>>212113521
They got the choice that would make most NPCs and industry NPCs happy. That tells you all you need to know about Bond under Amazon. Make the least amount of effort for maximum crowd-pleasing.

At least the Bond boys will be black.

Imagine Syney Swreny as a Bond girl trying to seduce Tom Holland with her teenage face.

>>212113599
Sadly I agree. They've just picked an 'it' guy, not someone who can deliver Bond.

This film with have no sex appeal, no action, no contrast, no gloss, no fun

Just dull, textureless, desaturated, centered, pretentious wank

>>212114691
When asked what his favourite Bond movies are, he gave the most NPC answer imagineable. Skyfall and Casino. BOND IS DEAD. IT'S OVER.

>>212113330 (OP)
They're hell-bent on emasculating the Bond character even further. There's no limit to it, if they had their way. Couple more sequels, Bond will be a lispy zesty queer. The gayest a man could be.

>>212113401
WHAAAAAT!!!!!???

>>212113401
He probably had to do this to get the role.

>>212113599
>maximum crowd-pleasing.
it's villnuave bro he's an offputting sperg and his flicks are gray mid slogs

>>212113521
>>212113599
>>212114691
name a better active director besides nolan

>>212115185
Joseph Kosinski, Christopher McQuarrie, James Mangold...

>>212113330 (OP)
I honestly can't think of a worse White Englishman to play Bond. Bravo. This is peak ineptitude.

>>212113635
>with her teenage face.
I think you meant to say retard face

>>212115502
>McQuarrie
Tom Cruise's bitch?Please. Ideal Bond director is Leitch with a good script. He has the style and the action down.

>>212115546
he's still a better choice than aaron the jew
but aaron is not white so in a way you are right

>>212113330 (OP)
It's over. Pack it up.

>>212115185
Cameron
Spielberg
Fincher
Burton
Wright
Tarantino
Cuarón
Scorsese
Verhoeven
Bigelow
Woo
Gibson
Boyle
Miller
Scott
Zemeckis

Also fuck Nolan

>>212113330 (OP)
First Bond to not get laid

>>212115613
The MI movies have the best action scenes of the 2010s and 2020s. In similar settings as Bond movies. McQuarrie would be an excellent pick.

>>212115660
>Spielberg
spielberg already made four james bond films

including one with an actual james bond actor
lol

>>212115564
no he's referring to tom holland being a woman with a teenage face

>>212115502
>James Magold
>The dude who turned Indy into a bitter old cuck
LMAO

>>212115185
Both villeneuve and nolan suck. their work is SOULESS

>>212115950
Bond directors should always be European journeymen or in the commonwealth (US aside)

>>212113330 (OP)
that's what happens when the brit talent pool is full of zest

>>212116114
He didn't write the screenplay and even if he did that's irrelevant. Mangold is a very competent director who knows how to film action scenes, car scenes, gunfights, etc.
>>212116167
The franchise belongs to Amazon now. Things will change.

>>212116392
You mean things will be worse than ever to a scale undreamt of? They hired the fucking DUNC guy, it's OVER.

>Tom Holland
manlet
>Elrodi
lanklet

>>212115660
The ending of Apocalypto I know would make DW Griffith, John Ford, William Wyler etc proud.

>>212114983
Dr Who showed them where the red line is. They will stop before it gets too Pride parade chemsex all nite daisy chain partying.

>>212113330 (OP)
ATJ was reportedly "very close" to being announced as the new Bond for the last 2 years. And it didn't fucking happen.
Holland isn't getting it. This is just his publicist trying to drum up interest but anyone with fucking eyes and ears knows he's a terrible fucking choice.

>>212116392
>Mangold is a very competent director who knows how to film action scenes, car scenes, gunfights, etc.
Indiana Jones 5 didn't have a single memorable action scene despite being 2 and a half hours long.

>>212113330 (OP)
Is he going to play Mr Moneypenny?

>>212115185
>>212115502
>>212115613
>>212115660
y'all are sleeping on the best director who already directed bond kino, martin campbell

>>212117515
I said it before that if Campbell isn't brought back despite being an active director and making two of the best Bond movies ever, it would be over.

I was right.

>>212117552
Campbell shouldn't be used to start off another new era, but he would be perfect for a sequel.

>>212113330 (OP)
cant wait pierce brosnan is dragged away to act as mentor figure

>>212113330 (OP)
More like James Bottom

>>212113330 (OP)
Predictions:
>Bond isn't even a 00 at first, he's a gadget nerd working for Q but some emergency forces him to go into the field
>has to outwit all the bad guys instead of outfight them
>there's no Bond girl because a 5'8" twink manlet seducing a 10/10 babe wouldn't pass the laugh test

>>212116167
>Bond directors should always be European journeymen
Agreed, British and Irish expats residing in France were always the best OO7 directors.

>>212117219
the only good scene was mad getting the pahjeet train experience

>>212117652
>shouldn't be used to start off another new era
He did TWICE before. Why the fuck wouldn't he be able to pull it off thrice? That's his whole MO.

>>212113330 (OP)
He's fucking 5'7." Craig was 5'10" and even he lacked the tall, elegant frame that Bond is supposed to have.

>>212117652
considering campbell works well with practical effects and this new bond is supposed to be in the 60s, he would be great for starting it off
also he did two starts so you're wrong
martin campbell and sam mendes could easily make a kino bond series by trading off movies to one another

>>212117742
Personally I wish Campbell had made a trilogy of Craig films. Campbell is clearly an excellent director but I can't grasp him as an auteur and it seems like a genuinely new era requires the vision of an auteur.

>>212117836
It does not, that's a completely made-up gambit you and Amazon dreamt up. A new era requires one thing missing for 20 years: A REAL JAMES BOND MOVIE. Bond gets a mission, there's a MacGuffin, girls, villains, henchmen, stunts and a thin loose story around those things.

>>212113330 (OP)
They're following the way of the video game huh

>James Bond Jr
>period piece
>origin story

Let's not do any of those

>>212117915
i prefer that discount tom cruise besides pahjeet mi6

>>212117915
more like the other way around

>>212113330 (OP)
When this does happen, everyone will think that a black Bond wouldn't be so bad after all.

>>212113330 (OP)
Idris Elba is unironically the best option for bond in 2025

>>212118325
go back sucking black cocks in cybercuck

>>212118325
>Idris Elba is unironically the best option for bond in 2010
ftfy

>>212118461
he's been /ourguy/ for longer than you've had hair on your balls newfag

>>212118325
who is the idris elba of 2025?
also bet you they're gonna use the new game bond for the movie too

>>212118621
>who is the idris elba of 2025?
There isn't really one. Pedro Pascal is the inverse of him though.
>10 years ago Idris is an internet darling beloved for Luther amongst other things but not actually in that many things
>the internet (mainly plebbit) advocates for him to be in literally every film as they perceive him as a massively underrated actor
>hollywood largely ignores them (or he had a wise agent/manager) and he does consistent projects but never too many and stays away from meme roles
>is now just considered a very good actor who will probably win an oscar one day

>2020s
>hot off his beloved role in GoT, Pedro Pascal gets a starring role in The Mandalorian
>quickly becomes plebbit's favourite show
>they call for him to be in literally everthing
>hollywood agrees
>casts him in literally everything
>he's a mediocre actor that everyone immediately gets sick of
>already too much money invested in making him the next big thing

>>212113570
You probably have a mole on your forehead

>>212118621
A shitty black hobo that Hollywood tries to push as a sex symbol? You had Boseman, but he died. I guess Michael B Jordan and Donald Glover. They're both obnoxious faggots. There's also that negro with the African name.

Tom Holland is like the worst of the worst choice for Bond. Come on, didn't Jeff Bezos ever watch a damn Bond movie?

>>212115804
Will not:
>Drink
>Smoke
>Have sex
>Be cool
>Save the day

Will:
>Be emasculated by some feminist M
>Fail and be saved by some other female 00
>Whine about being sad about something and crying about failure
>Have some LGTV undertones

>>212113401
Humiliation ritual.

Just cast Paul Mescal and call it a day

>>212113635
Bond girl will be a black man with a wig.

>>212115636
Aaron is hot and an adult-looking and you didn't know he was a jew before you looked it up, retars

>>212113330 (OP)
It will be a musical set in high school.

>>212118621
the light skinned nigger who's in the new Green Lantern show

>>212113330 (OP)
didnt they already do this?

>>212113330 (OP)
Better than a n word. I’ll watch it.

>>212113401
Dat james bond zesty af

>>212119515
He's not a leading man material.

>>212119491
You know he's gay, right?

>>212113330 (OP)
Tom Holland can only play twink roles and he's already hitting the twink wall. His future is in comedy.

It's time for twink bond

>>212113330 (OP)
DO IT
DO IT
ACCELERATE

>>212113330 (OP)
This the "waaaah sony dont take spiderman from disney :( :( :( :(" dude

oh no

>>212117879
>and a thin loose story around those things.
What the fuck?!

>>212113330 (OP)
Fake news

Say it

>>212121416
Architect was better

>>212113330 (OP)

"Good Morning Moneypenny."

"Oh James why don't you ask me out?"

"Because I'm a gigantic faggot. How did you not know?"

Holland is perfect if they go that direction.

>>212121660
>"Good Morning Moneypenny."
>"Oh James why don't you ask me out?"
>"Umm... because... umm... MoneypennyDoYouWantToGoOutWithMe!?"
>"Haha no. You're adorable though"

>>212113401
completely on point

>>212117515
He also directed Green Lantern and Dirty Angels. lol

>>212121927
>[Ralph Fiennes M appears] *laughing* Jim, you're girlfriend is awesome

>>212121061
It's just a movie, chud, relax.

>*Q looks down
>bond Ive made you this gas proof booster seat so you can see over the steering wheel when driving your new state of the art vauxhall corsa.

>Martini? No I'll take a carbon neutral alcohol free beer drank by various different but equal ethnicities thank you.
>https://berobrewing.com

>>212115564
I'm looking at her tits m8

"A drink Mr Bond?"

"Vodka Martini. Stirred -- not shaken. Stirred with your big hairy dick."

>>212113330 (OP)
As if. He's a boy and not a man. Even in his tough guy roles, I didn't buy it.

>>212122019
He looks Ukrainian

>>212115660
this post was made in 2005

>a drink mr bond?
>orange sunkist, squeesed not shaken.

Has Tom Holland given even one good performance?

>>212113330 (OP)
What if Tom did a great job

>>212123668
>aged 20 years past its vintage mr fag

>>212123668
this twink queer looks like total shit

>>212113330 (OP)
I’m just saying.

>>212113330 (OP)
I'm reportedly the hottest guy in my town

>>212113330 (OP)
denis villeneuve could make a cool movie starring tom holland
james bond movie will just be advertising whatever the modern version of gq magazin eis

>>212113330 (OP)
>Onions, not stirred.

>>212123819
They're all still working anon

>>212121416
weet ik

>>212124337

He was okay as Spider Twink. But he's gone back to that well too many times.

>>212124857
He sucked in those movies, he comes off as a little dweeb. I don't know how much of that is down to the writing.

>>212124914

Spiderman is a little dweeb. So that was fine. But he's aged out of that niche.

>>212124914
he's obviously supposed to come off as a little dweeb there. no clue if he's any good beyond that though I haven't seen him in anything else

>>212124981
>>212124987
Is there a role of his where he doesn't come off like a little dweeb?

>>212124714
>They're all still working anon
yes and none of them made a great movie in the last 10 years.

>>212113330 (OP)
Harris Dickinson is the only one of the shortlist that makes sense. A few supporting roles in big movies a few starring roles in things nobody saw. 29, pretty close to the ideal Bond
Tom Holland is already an established actor, he was Spiderman already.
Jacob Elordi is already the new Heathcliff already that's a role that'll get him a different career path

>>212125064
*except Tarantino of couse but we all know he would never make a James Bond movie, especially now

>>212115636
Tom Holland is also a jew

>>212125163
He was solid in Iron Claw, just don't know if he's good in sustained action. He's more of an indie guy. And restrained, quiet, vanilla.

So jews are basically all that's left as far a leading men go these days

Using 150% of my brain to imagine a Denis directed Bond starring Tom Holland. Not sure how it's going to work unless the movie opens with Tom torturing a guy with pliers and a blowtorch just to make him seem threatening.

>Bond we need you to undercover as a drag queen
>Bond rips off his suit
>How...James how did you already prepare for this assignment?

I wanted this, set in the Cold War, with a young Hugh Grant

>>212126131
Weird that they dropped him since the later Craig films did most of that stuff.

>>212126131
They'd never get away with making James Bond as pro rape as he is in Casino Royal

>>212126332
Was he even pro-rape then? I barely remember Casino Royal outside of Eva Greens tittys popping out in that black dress

>>212113401
>hey stepson, here's a clip of your Spider-Man!

>>212113401
everyone says tom holland is the next tom cruise but point me to any time tom cruise humiliation ritual'd or made fun of for being 5ft tall

>>212126369
I meant the book. Bond describes fucking Lynd as "having all the thrill of rape".

>>212125064
I would still take a 'bad' movie from that list over a 'good' movie from Nolan/Villeneuve/Snyder

>>212126560
>everyone says tom holland is the next tom cruise
Who says this besides under 18 MCUstans?

every single day its another fake twitter fan casting you guys get all worked up about
none of them have ever been real

>>212121416
queer

>>212126663
Man, it's been a while since I read it. Was Spectre or the Russians even mentioned in the movie?

>>212113401
God. just wish it wasn't a black dude.

>>212126740

We just use them to hate on certain actors. That is an enjoyable way to pay idle time.

>>212122880
ok

>>212113401
how many shekels did he get for debasing himself like this?

>The guy who made Dune boring
>12 year old Bond
I fucking hate this planet sometimes

if they get Shane Gillis or Tim Dillon to play Jack Wade, I'm in

>>212113330 (OP)
5'5" bond smdh
>uhh Mr. M I don't feel so good

>>212113436
As if a british secret service bloke hasnt let a precious African man enrich him with the rape(eventually willing) of his entire bloodline while onlookers cheer for the poor migrant looking for a warm place to stay for the night, you pig!