Thread 212119905

Was Vader angry when he found out the stormtroopers skellyfied his step-brother?

i never understood why there were skeletons in the desert. this was a sci fi movie, not a horror flick

>>212119988
what I want to know is why is there an ig88 head in the background

>>212119988
Jesus Christ anon lol pls b b8

>>212119905 (OP)
yes, there was a comic series about him tracking down the Stormtrooper captain, Hut Burno who ended up defecting to the Rebel Alliance after falling in love with Beru's ghost after she haunted his dreams

>>212120035
>Hut Burno
Fuck you

>>212120035
Are there normal ghosts as well as Force ghosts? Do both sorts get on or are FGs a bit snobby?

If you examine this scene on blu-ray its clearly two male skeletons, so when did Beru transition?

>>212120114
Satan normally stops the ghosts of non jedi.
He was on Tattooine precisely because Beru's had managed to come back

>>212120181
Who was looking after hell while he got drunk in gay bars?

>>212119905 (OP)
what's fucked up is you can tell from their positions the stormtroopers had a good time raping Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen before roasting them

>>212119905 (OP)
We never see Imperials use a weapon that has that effect so it wasn't them. Tusken niggers did it.

>>212120700
Vader yelled at them that disintegrations were no longer allowed

>>212119988
The skeletons where hiding inside of Luke's aunt and uncle.
They burst out and attacked the stormtroopers, it was self defense.

>>212120573
Saddam Hussein

>>212119905 (OP)
This movie was rated PG, boomers were built of stronger stuff.

>>212120035
Bullshit

>>212120760
Bounty hunter scum, not line troops
>>212120781
Flame throwers don't turn targets into a skeleton and Disneyquels aren't canon anyway

>>212120763
Those bony bastards always have an inside man

>>212120850
Also implication of torture in ANH and on screen torture in ESB. ROTJ is where the AIDS infection starts with ewoks instead of wookies and Han not dying

>>212120012
IG-69 tried to protect them.

>>212120862
it's space fire retard
vader and quigon were both creamated on oversized barbecues

>>212120850
>Indiana jones and the temple of Doom was rated PG
Dude literally ripped out a mans heart, tossed people into lava, fed people too crocodiles, and ate monkey brains
>jaws rated PG
children get eaten by a freaking shark, and then the shark explodes into pink mist

What did PG even mean back then?

>>212119988
>How dare there be the consequences of war in a movie series called "Star Wars"

>>212121017
Pussies Goaway

>>212120818
He wouldn't be born for thousands of years

>>212120700
they called in an orbital strike on them from the ISD

>>212121172
Nah Ahsoka showed an ISD can't hit an orange bitch from 300 yards up

Why did they do this to them again? Because they didn't pay their imperial taxes or something like that?

>>212121098
i'm not saying I don't like it, i'm a millennial, I grew up watching this shit.
But what changed from the 80s PG definition to now, where "Harold and his gay ass purple crayon" is rated PG
Another good 80s movie that rated PG
>Gremlins
Gremlins get stabbed, electrocuted, crushed, exploded, one goes through a paper shredder in the second one. They also try to stab and kill children. Still rated PG.

>>212121280
Beru was making a move, they had to get it on

>>212121350
Beru suggested the stormtroopers check out her onlyfans
They did not approve.

>>212120781
Not canon.

>>212121017
>>Indiana jones and the temple of Doom was rated PG
>Dude literally ripped out a mans heart, tossed people into lava, fed people too crocodiles, and ate monkey brains
To be fair, that movie/scene was cited as a reason to create pg-13

>>212119988
we need to know they are dead otherwise the movie should be about him looking for them instead of doing the jedi shit

>>212121863
>we need to know they are dead
Your right, Luke see's their bodies, but he never actually goes and checks for a pulse.
Maybe they are possum

>>212121017
It means if your name is Steven Spielberg you can get away with anything.

>>212122091
>Spielberg
you know his name has got to be on that list.

>>212120035
>Hut Burno
Omg it's glup shitto's cousin!!!

>>212122164
SS was getting cunny before Jeff took the Mossad oath, he didn't need his services

>>212119905 (OP)
They TANKED that.

>>212122091
>It means if your name is Steven Spielberg you can get away with anything.
When they played Schindler's List on NBC on broadcast over the air television they didn't cut out a single frame. Not even the lady Goth was fucking showing her tits.

>>212119905 (OP)
>Two charred, fleshless skeletons can only mean one thing:

>>212119988
>i never understood why there were skeletons in the desert. this was a sci fi movie, not a horror flick
It was made by a handful of dudes in 1977. They probably didn’t think very hard about it. Subsequent movies avoided similar scenes because parents likely complained.

>>212121741
>Not canon.
It is. Sit down, chud.

>>212121172
This ain't Star Trek TOS

>>212120971
>>212120760
There was a comic book or something that explained the 'no disintegrations' line. Apparently the super war crime disintegrators nobody's supposed to use on personnel can be reflected with the right kind of personal shielding. Boba had a mark fire on him with one, bounced the bolt back, and incinerated himself. Boba tried to turn the ashes in for the bounty, and Vader was not amused.

>>212120035
Those comics are getting out of control

>>212122550
They clearly committed suicide.