Why does he seem like such a bitch in every single scene?

>>212120691 (OP)
what's wrong with this scene

>>212120691 (OP)
Superman sounds like a dudebro.

>>212120719
its its a way for me to get attention ok?!

>>212120766
>>212120738
>>212120719
Forgot link

https://x.com/corenswetmedia/status/1939004257644224653

It's cringe

>>212120691 (OP)
Starlordman

>>212120691 (OP)
Wow he's an actual zoomer and not a hardened farm boy

>>212120785
what's cringe about it

>>212120785
KEK Snyderfags BTFO and seething

>>212120691 (OP)
What the HEY dude! Like omg girlfriend what happened to the pad? Did you shit in the bed. Well THAT just happened!

>>212120785
I laughed.

>>212120785
its colorful...

its hopeful in a time of darkness...

its literally Reevesian...

kino incoming

>>212120691 (OP)
Superman has...has..a personality!?Behaves like a human?? Why is he not brooding 24/7?

>>212120785
Man of Steel was so much better than this marvel shit.

>>212120785
the CGI on the dog is surprisingly good. like you can still kind of tell it's CG but it's miles better than most CGI dogs like that Harrison Ford movie.

>>212120785

Do anyone of you old anons remember superdickery?

>>212120890
Is being retarded a personality?

>>212120890
>behaves like a zoomer
Fixed.

>>212120691 (OP)
This is you.

>>212120888
Hopeslop.

>>212120954
>31 year old late millennial character behaves like a late millennial/early zoomer
shocking

>>212120977
Superman should be old.

>>212120890
Thats not at all how Superman speaks or acts and you’re a faggot for implying so

>>212120785
Can you imagine Cavill acting like such a bumbling retard? And people say Snyder didn't understand Superman.

>>212120994
well he's clearly not old in this version and there's plenty of stories where he's not. the most successful superman media of the past 20 years was a tv show of him as a teenager

>>212120691 (OP)
You try way too hard with this movie. Every single thing related to it in any even remote way gets the same melodramatic played up reaction from you.

>>212121035
Even in stories that he's young, he doesn't act like a retard.

>>212121055
i'm not sure how he acted like a retard in this scene

>>212121055
This doesn't mean anything and you are already fully intending on complaining about anything you see of the film.

>>212120691 (OP)
>Basedperman
Krypto what the hey dude!
>actual Superman
pic rel

>>212121080
He's clearly speaking as if he was mentally challenged.

>>212121053
Why is shitting on dumb reboots suddenly a bad thing?

>>212120785
What the fucks with the lazy eye

>>212121125
Because he's paid to defend it.

>>212120691 (OP)

>>212121117
How so?

>>212120785
Looks like absolute slop

>>212121117
how so?

>>212120691 (OP)
He's jewish

Gunn is an evil subversive pederast and deserves nothing less than death. Good day.

>>212121125
Because you aren't. You're pissing your pants over a film you clearly have some kind of grudge against in advance, and trying way too hard at it to boot.

>>212120691 (OP)
hes jewish. even his dog is a mutt version of the white one.

>>212121199
But he is shitting on a dumb reboot for looking like shit. You're the one feeling offended because of it.

>>212120785
Marvel's Superman

>>212121249
>he

>turning Superman into fucking starlord
BRAVO JIM

>>212121027
Faggots who didn't understand Superman said that Zack didn't understand Superman.

>>212121199
>Because you aren't. You're pissing your pants over a film you clearly have some kind of grudge against in advance
How fucking new are you? Again, why is this suddenly a bad thing? Why is it okay to shit on Ghostbusters 2016 before release but not your precious Superman movie?

>>212121385
I didn't hate the Snyder films but he clearly had no idea what to do with Superman.

Fucking hell. He basically turned Superman into a MCU character.

>>212120785
he cute

>>212121398
Because you're just flailing over literally anything and everything that comes out of this film and it's disingenuous

>>212121418
Fuck off retard. Did a fuckton better than Gunn currently.

>>212121428
His eyes is so weird. He has villainous eyes.

>>212121443
his superman was just boring desu

>>212121443
>NOOOO DON'T SPEAK A WOOOORD AGAINST MY DADDY

>>212121500
>>212121507
You know it's true. Gunnman is fucking shit.

>>212121443
His Superman take was terrible. Absolutely terrible.

>>212120691 (OP)
>ohnono
lmao funny meme so fresh so original

>>212120888
Irony isn't hopeful.

>>212121525
I agree. This jew is lame as shit.

>>212121443
Snyder treated Superman as a symbol/concept rather than a character. He's just there for other characters to react to.

>>212121522
>it was better!
>why
>....it just was ok!

>>212121522
No, it's better than snyder edgy superman

>>212121522
what is true? I haven't seen the gunnman superman so I can't say but snyders was boring and snyder seemed more interested in using him as a symbol than an actual character of his own. had no idea why I was expected to care about him, especially when he died in his 2nd movie

>>212120691 (OP)
Starlordman

>>212120917
MoS 7/10
Gunnman 5/10

I'll still probably catch it.

>>212121522
I haven't seen the film yet so I cannot comment on Gunn's Superman. I have seen Snyder's DC films and I can comment on his Superman, and my comment is the take was awful and didn't understand the character at all.

>>212121592
>>212121586
>>212121597
>>212121622
lol your piece of shit movie's gonna flop

>WHAT THE HEY DUDE
>What the hey
>What the hey
WHAT THE FUCKING HEY?! WHAT THE FUCKIN HEY?! THE FUCKING HEY?!COULDNT SAYHECKORHELLYOUHADTOSAYWHATHTEHEY?! I HOPE JAMES GUNN IS RAPED

>>212121644
i don't have WB stock so I'll live if that happens. you still seem to be unable to get over the snyderverse flopping though

Wow. Good one dude. Fuckin idiot. That's enough replies for you.

>>212121644
Are you scared to see that fresh rating, snyderjeet?

>>212121650
"Heck" is too strong a word.

>>212121678
>>212121684
Give it up, retards. Your movie's embarrassing.

>>212121644
Saar

>>212121644
"your"? it doesn't belong to me, and I haven't seen it

>>212120738
Do you think he should talk like he's from the 1940's. I hate you people so much for making me defend Gunn who is a giant faggot and quite possibly a boy fucker.

>>212120954
Zoomers are entering their 30’s anon

That clip was very embarrassing to watch for me. I honestly felt the hair on the back of my head stand up out of the visceral embarrassment. You're telling me this movie is 2 hours of that? Fuckin' hell.

>>212120691 (OP)
I really don't see what's the issue here. Anyone that's ever owned a dog can identify with this. I like how Gunn went with this version of Krypto (reminiscent of the early 2000s Krypto), over the ultra-intelligent one from the Silver Age. Chance are it's only a happy accident, and he has never read 2000s Superman comic, Gunn's just basing it on his dog.

marketer jeet is crashing out because the latest clip once again makes superfag look like a retard

>shills pretending shills don't exist again
KEK

>>212121725
Does he need to sound like Starlord, though?

>>212121725
>boy fucker
you can bust bussy but being a fucking liberal stonks reddit faggot is unforgivable

>>212120977
>>212120994
Superman should be an old soul

I hate the uncanny CGI dog doesn’t even look halfway real

>>212121466
He's a jew

>>212120691 (OP)
A goody two shoes superman that seems charming (from a outsider view) until he is eventually buck broken into a superman that is more widely liked seems kinda interesting...

>>212120691 (OP)
>What the hey...!
Wholesome Superman
>Robot joke
Not bad at all. Though I dislike unruly pets

Reminder: The only ones that are disliking this film are pajeets. Do you really want to be associated with shitskins?

>>212120785
so THAT just happened

>>212121849
Gunn Superman has the pajeet vote because of the pajeet trailer.
This is projection.

Superman would never speak like that. End of story.

>>212121845
>until he is eventually buck broken into a superman that is more widely liked seems kinda interesting...
Where is that happening?

>>212120797
>hardened farm boy
wat

>>212121875
>no u!

>>212121849
I can confidently say I am white and highly critical of this shitty looking movie

The only thing about this that I don't like is Superman literally calling his robots "Superman robots". Sounds awkward.

Krypto is cute.

Sure is samefag in this thread.

>>212121849
>Do you really want to be associated with shitskins?
No, which is why i am not watching it.

Superzoomer

>>212121428
Dude looks like a serial killer.

>>212120691 (OP)
>>212120785
Pedogunn only knows how to write one type of personality for his leading man and it's this dudebro manchild garbage. This Superman is just milquetoast Starlord whereas Peacemaker is edgy Starlord.

>>212121922
Not Superman saying what the heckin heck dude?

>>212120691 (OP)
the biggest takeaway is that Alan Tudyk is LITERALLY playing K-2SO.
I think I approve. I think.

>>212121922
i tthought he'd call them Superbots but maybe that's too derivative of Doombots

>>212121907
Nice try, raj. Stick with scamming old people.

>>212120785
>that whiny voice
>that lazy eye
>"Hey Superman Robots"
>Superman Robots
KELEX, HIS NAME IS KELEX GODDAMNIT

>>212121875
Yes, sir. I heavily with most agree with you, sir! Be the mindful of how very badly this film is, yes.
>>212121921
Yes, I as very well white skinned too, sir. Nordic in blooded, yes. I hate the Gunn film as most of white skinned, sir.

>>212121954
retard

>>212121954
This isn't Snyder's MoS, dude. Why would Gunn use the name from that movie?

>>212121946
Alan Tudyk is just typecast as dry robot voice actor since I, Robot now I guess. he went to juliard for this

>>212121931
>Dude looks like a serial killer.
He does have villain energy I mean look at this >>212121428

>>212121979
This you?

>>212121027
>Can you imagine Cavill acting
no.

>>212121954
Kelex and the Superman Robots are different things

>>212121027
>>212121385
There is nothing to understand about Superman. He's a goofy capeshit character that isn't meant to be taken seriously. Making him gritty and realistic or a symbol of hope are equally retarded.

>>212122016
kek

>>212122015
Hahahaha, good of joke, sir. I too love to make fun of the Indians, of which I am unlike just like you.
Hahaha Gunn film terrible as always. Please, support Snyder of the most, thank you, sir.

>>212121443
Snyder tried to be Noland and failed, he added a fuckton of edgy crap and the movies are full of cringe, as for Gunn this is a movie for kids, if you are >12yo this shit is not for you.

>>212122042
If he's that inconsequential then you can interpret him however you want since it doesn't matter.

>>212122016
ooh

>>212121984
Because it's from the comics, not "that movie". Now are they going to change the name of his planet and family too? "Oh no why are they calling him Kal-L just like Gadot did is this connected to the Snyderverse?"

Someone who saw a test screening says there's this gay dude at the Daily Planet and his whole schtick is being a disgusting fag saying sexual things about Superman and that's supposed to be normal and funny.

Jesus.

>>212121940
Why would that bother me?

>>212122042
Smallville did it right, balancing both those aspects of the character. This is just an extreme compensation for the ultra serious Snyder Superman, unironically.

>>212122077
I'm pretty sure Kelex came from the Man of Steel movie. It was the robot that helped Jor-El.

>>212122070
Who the fuck is Noland?

>>212122077
https://dcmovies.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_Robots_(All-Star_Superman)

>>212122095
Because you don't care, like or know anything substantial about the character of Superman.

>>212122077
kalex is different from the humanoid superman bots which are literally just called Superman Robots

>>212122070
>this is a movie for kids
So it has to be shit on purpose?

>>212121922
Krypto looks like a dirty overgrown rat. They could have had him be a German Shepherd or a Golden Retriever.

>>212121027
he got a stupid beef with batman and stupid peace ex machina, also he was a retarded dickhead in mision impossible

>>212122143
i like him more as a mutt those breeds are too generic. he cute

>>212122110
Not canon.

I have no idea how this is going to go because as cringe as we all think it is I know there is some slop enjoyers out there that want this

>>212120968

That's bread, not crackers.

>>212122168
neither is the movie

Trying way too hard to be negative towards this film. If everything is da worstest thing ever then nothing is.

>>212122102
Anon I'm pretty sure your parents are cousins, please go check and go back to tell us

>>212122138
They actually think that, yes. Kids aren't allowed to grow healthily by being exposed to quality.

>>212122143
It looks like a labradoodle. Gay as fuck

>>212122168
Shut up retard.

>>212121889
Probably in a later movie. You know this is meant to be an ongoing cinematic universe, right? Should Superman be a static character throughout instead of having development across movies?

>>212122208
See, that look exactly like the robot from Man of Steel. That comic probably came out after the movie. Gunn doesn't need to reference anything from that shit. I liked Gunn's robots better.

>>212122168
>It's from the comics!
>No not that one!

>>212122084
>who saw a test screening
suuuuure they did bro
suddenly there's thousands of folks supposedly seeing test screenings, very convenient

>>212122235
>Probably in a later movie.
So not happening at all?

>>212122070
>as for Gunn this is a movie for kids, if you are more than 12yo this shit is not for you.
Modern kids don't care about capeshit and they never have. Capeshit has always been for grown manchildren who take their kids to see them. Even then, the popular toys for kids will always be Batman and Spider-man and then the cool characters like Iron Man and the Hulk.

>>212122110
They are from ONE story and they are yes, called collective as "Superman Robots" but Supes call them "Robots" because calling them "Superman Robots" is just dumb, which is another way to say "written by James Gunn".

Goddamn normies in 2025

>>212121985
its a pretty good gig.

>>212122266
The only point to fighting to get into a test screening for a movie like this is to brag about it on the internet and spoil shit.

>>212122084
>pedogunn making jokes about sexual assault
I'm tired

>>212122305
>Goddamn normies in 2025
Not normies, shills.

>>212122322
Or....they didn't go to any test screening an just made it up because they want to spread negative rumors about this specific film.

>>212121985
I don't mean his voice, I mean the ironic way his lines are written. he's lampshading that he's a robot in a way that is intentionally unrobotic.

>>212122305
bizarro apes just casually jerkin their 4 dicks

>>212122016
Brutal

>>212122378
Those are udders.

>>212122072
Exactly, but people lose their shit if he isn't portrayed exactly as they imagine him. Meanwhile Batman can be portrayed in myriad of ways...goofy or gritty, grounded or fantastical, quippy or brooding, and his fans seem to accept that not every version of him has to be the same and that they can simply ignore the ones that they don't like. I don't understand why it can't be the same for Superman. Have some versions of him be dark and brooding and others be light and cheerful.

>>212120785
Finally people will realize how much of a hack (and pedo) James Gunn is

>>212122252
kek in a weird way you are right, because he appeared first in Man of Steel #1
>Kelex first appeared in The Man of Steel #1 and was created by John Byrne.
Except that was a comic (picrel is the cover) from 1986, I have that run and it's pretty good, you should read that instead of watching silly movies.

>>212122520
Yeah. Snyder took a ton of shit from that comic and that other Byrne's mini, Worlds of Krypton or something about the clone wars. Yes, that was a thing but it had more incest.

>>212122378
That's pretty tame coming from Morrison, I still remember the cum rain in The Filth. What a ride.

>>212120691 (OP)
Millenial writing is so pathetic I really want to cry
Is this what my generation will be remembered for in cinema?
No wonder so many of us just want to kill ourselves

>>212122645
gunn is gen X

>>212122672
Do you really think he's the one writing all scenes?
his lackeys are all millenials, 100% certain

>>212120691 (OP)
Because jews are bitches. Ever work with one?

>>212122672

>>212122729
tom king is also gen X

>>212121424
Curly?

Reminder Gunn is a Disney agent instructed to give DC the final blow

>>212122450
Exactly what I'm thinking.
Truth is most anti-Snyder shit is faggots mad at the boy lovers line in 300. Fags and critics (also fags) have hated the guy ever since.
I remember when critics were flat-out calling 300 fascist propaganda.

>>212122864
>I remember when critics were flat-out calling 300 fascist propaganda.
Because it is.

>>212122891
Yep, there it is.

>>212122891
Therefore you can imagine there may be certain groups of internet dwelling fuckwit that'll take that as their sole reason for shitting on literally every breath the guy takes.

When I nut and she keeps sucking

>>212122322
>The only point to fighting to get into
Yeah that isn't how those work. You really fell for the perpetual deluge of "HEADLINE I HEARD THERE WAS TEST SCREENING AND I HEARD DIDN'T LIKE" clickbait month after month?

>>212120691 (OP)
>>212120785
tell me why they keep hiring the same actor to do voiceover and motion capture for robot characters?

>>212122864
I never liked Snyder's movies but this was always dumb imo its obvious the guy is just basically a fratbro and is making cool shit without thinking of the implications. i doubt he has any real cogent political theory he's trying to put into his movies.

>>212120691 (OP)
he's starlord lmfao

>>212122902
But it fucking is.
And don't even try to say he doesn't try to inject his political and religious views into his movie. His Lex Luthor is literally Jewish. He quoted Dick Cheney. He brings real world politics constantly. He wanted to turn the Flash into an anymomous hacker fighting libs or something.

>>212122960
>without thinking of the implications
That's a straight up lie. So the Kents being distrustful of government was just a coincidence? The whole CIA bulllshit in BvS was just there for shit and giggles? Lexcorp working for the government and arming/training rebels in a country where America plead neutrality was just a random thing?

>>212120950
>Do anyone of you old anons remember superdickery?

Fuck man I remember that site. That was like 20 years ago. Fucking kill me haha

>>212122960
>s making cool shit without thinking of the implications.
The problem is Snyder doesn't think that, he thinks his films are super deep and artistic, while actually just being a bunch of copied pictures he saw that he thought were cool with the most surface level crap applied.

>>212123067
Don't forget the constant attack against newsmedia.

>>212122982
You're just proving my point.
Anti-Snyder sentiment is at least partially due to leftist agenda. Ironic since he's a leftist himself.

>>212123135
Well, he invited those attacks.

>>212123179
Not even trying to hide it lol
You couldn't even attempt to gaslight me or whatever gay shit you people do?

>>212121199
You sound like a woman lol. Not even trying to make fun of you either, you just have that kind of tone.

>>212123135
I dislike his films because I find him to be a fucking moron and that is imbued in every aspect of his films.

>>212123269
For obvious reasons I can't really trust that assessment. You could be an assblasted tranny mad about the boylovers line for all I really know.

>>212123221
I'm not a critic, i am just some random dude. I'm just being real. He used comic book movies to push his weird views and ideas in them. He poisoned the well. People just rightfully called him on it. Same with 300. He knew what he was doing with that movie. He turned the Persians into literal demons and degenerates. Something that wasn't present in the original comic. That was all on him. Same with making every villain into a gay-coded character.

>>212123289
I'm sure you come up with excuses for every negative opinion of Snyder.

>>212122864
>>212122960
People are mindbroken and they have to project their own (often very retarded) beliefs onto literally everything they consume. If you disagree with their interpretation or point out that there is no deeper meaning or hidden propaganda in something and that's simply made for entertainment, you are met with a screeching chorus of "media illiteracy."

>>212123300
>People just rightfully called him on it
It was a direct quote from the comic book he was adapting. He didn't write any of it. It was a 1:1 adaptation akin to Sin City

>>212123346
They've been taking loss after loss lately, especially in the states.
Birthright citizenship is gone now, so they're extra salty today.

>>212123300
>Something that wasn't present in the original comic
KEK
This stupid gay nigger doesn't know who Frank Miller is.

>>212122864
I was gonna say bullshit but the replies convinced me that's exactly what's going on.

>>212123346
Zack Snyder's DC movies were literally written to follow Jesus Christ death and resurrection. He depicted Batman as Paul the Apostle. He's constantly shoving Christian imagery and wording.
Then there's the political aspects that were already brought up.

He was pretty heavy handed about it, too.

>>212123518
Yeah nobody's ever written Jesus allegories before.

>>212123518
Sounds like a good message to me.
Might have to give this another watch.

>>212120785
>this summer…
>everyone's favorite caped crusader…
>is coming BACK to the big screen
>*cuts to lex luthor played by Nicholas Hoult* Based!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM- *record scratch* cut to Billie Eillish in a bathtub.
>"WHOA! That's a boomer cringe!" *rewind* *new song starts* Might seduce your dad type, I'm a bad gi~irl (Duh)
>*Kal-El wakes up giddy for the morning as Lois is carried away in the distance, his BATMAN themed alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "luthor's robot kidnaps reporter" remember to walk Krypto who's woken up by super hearing a radio broadcast
>"in other news, Lois Lane has been-"
>Clark: "Come on boy! Hurry up with the super poops. We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Krypto voiced by H Jon Benjamin, "just go on without me, man"
>Clark: "but with you I'm the super pooper scooper! Without you I'm just… regular pooper scooper."
>a team of heroes will find themselves
>Clark "what?! Lois is missing?"
>Supergirl "say whaaaat?"
>and maybe Lois
>Clark "and Luthor took her?”
>Hawkgirl "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Lex
>Luthor: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a cart of cakes to Lois* "bon apetite"
>*Lane kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My kryptonite!”
>*krypto lays down, covers eyes with paws*
>who might need to be saved from this girlboss
>Lois: "I keep writing all these op eds, interviews, and puff pieces AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*Green Lantern twerking a glowing green butt*
>Superman "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*Jimmy Olsen doing a head spin*
>"FIIIRE"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Superman

>>212123333
It's no excuse. The well is tainted with AIDS. I can't trust anything from a source like that.

>>212123673
Fuck off, shill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RGzkqyUqRo

>the comments

>>212123742
Nobody's paying me to like a 12 year old movie, anon.

>>212123518
Yes, he has extremely simplistic, surface level ideas he thinks are incredibly deep, that's nothing new

>>212123883
>Yes, he has extremely simplistic, surface level ideas
That's perfect for a Superman movie.

>>212123752
lot of indians in that comment section

>>212123955
No it isn't, because his ideas have nothing to do with Superman.

>>212123395
They'll seethe for awhile before forgetting and moving on to the next thing that they will be told to be triggered and outraged at.

>>212123985
Oh God another one of these retards.
Fuck off and read the thread, nigger. You faggots are why this shitshow is even happening. Enjoy your whiny kike.

>>212124070
Snyder was a terrible fit for Superman on numerous levels, crying doesn't change that.

>>212124093
>Snyder was a terrible fit for Superman
He didn't play him.

>>212124093
Funny you should say that because the movie was really good and I enjoyed it a lot.

>>212120797
He's a millennial though. These age gap terms are meaningless anyway. No differences between the timelines anyway.

>>212124093
What makes him a terrible fit for Superman?

>>212124250
He's not le heckin wholesome and also a nazi because he made fun of gays once.

>>212123752
Paid shill comments as far as the eye can see

In both clips Clark sounds whiny. I dont mind per say. I dont think superman should be super serious stoic that should be Bruce Wayne. I think the best version outside of Reeves was that Hapa on Louis and Clark. He had a nice balance of normal guy and Hero.

>>212121027
Murder man was fine but he acted more alien than man. His real human moment was attacking Zod for threatening his family.

>>212124426
I just can't call somebody who killed a man who was actively trying to burn people alive a murderer.
Call me barbaric.

>>212124322
>everyone who isn't a cynical contrarian is a shill
are you guys still coping that disney bought tickets to black panther too

>>212124267
Try all the time. In every movie.

>>212120738
gunnfags should know there's many options besides dudebro and 1940s talkie

>>212124500
>everyone who is making fun of another Superman reboot is Indian
>>212121849

>>212124489
Ok fine collateral damage man.

>>212122184
everything is bigger in texas

>>212124758
The Marvel movies had a lot of collateral damage. Why does it make people so angry if it's Superman?

>>212124823
Stop getting pressed. People complained about that as well.

>>212120691 (OP)
It's what the "hay"
He's a farm boy from Kansas
It was a hay farm
It's dad humor to prevent cussing
Because he's a farm boy..
From..
Kansas

>>212120691 (OP)

>>212123518
>Maybe he isn't some sort of savior or devil character. Maybe he's just a guy trying to do the right thing
People really are media illiterate aren't they

>>212124489
>strong enough to snap his neck
>not strong enough to turn his head

>>212124708
Yes
"It's what the "hay"
He's a farm boy from Kansas
It was a hay farm
It's dad humor to prevent cussing
Because he's a farm boy..
From..
Kansas"

You brown shits

ITS A LONG RUNNING

SUPERMAN

FUCKING JOKE

WHAT THE HAY

HE'S A HAY FUCKING FARM IN KANSAS

HES THE BIG BLUE BOY SCOUT

HE DOESN'T CUSS

HENCE

WHAT


THE

HAY

YOU FUCKING SAARS

>>212124974
WHERE'S THE DOG

WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS

ITS A 50 YEAR OLD SUPERMAN DAD JOKE

JUST STOP MAKING SHIT UP AND BEING NEGATIVE YOU BROWN SHITS

HE'S THE ADOPTED SON OF HAY FUCKING FARMERS IN KANSAS

ITS A CORE FUCKING THING

>>212124974
Point the joke in the comics. Just a page. A single page.

>>212120785
He's literally Starlord.

I am an indian man live in Ahmedabad and I wish strong for mr Cavill for to be Superman

>>212125103
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH CORRECTLY

>>212125164
Wheres the page?

>>212124489
>set up contrived scenario to make him have to kill the villain
>point to contrived scenario as justification

>>212125159
I’m Indian village boy

>>212125187
Up your fucking ass.
I'll explain the character. He's basically a god who was raised by a bunch of farmers. He's kind of dwerpy at times because he's so sincere and wholesome despite his abilities. That's what makes him interesting. He's a god.

>>212125164
Nigga even people on Reddit and Twitter are making fun of this. Gunn is stupid, he once clashed with Dan Slott on Twitter arguing that is in-character for Batman to cuss all the time. Not only Gunn is stupid he made webm related (one of the most hated comic writters of all time) being absolute RIGHT for once.

>>212125334
>trust me, I'm glued to reddit monitoring

>>212120785
I get they’re trying to emulate the comic book’s innate goofiness, but this is pushing it too far. Looks like a parody

>>212125334
The fact you use reddit as point to leverage off tells you should talk to someone else.

>>212125284
Also why Lex hates him, not just jealousy but also that he cannot believe that someone with that power would not use it to benefit and enrich himself, there has to be a catch.

>>212120950
I felt really smart seeing the Lex Luthor stole 50 cakes picture on /v/ in 2008 and knowing what website it came from

>>212125334
How do people even get to that size?

>>212125284
I dont see the "what the hay" joke in that page. Where is the long running joke in the comics? Post the page.

Superman's hypno glasses confirmed

https://youtu.be/WsvWDzpH0U4?si=6Qx3Yunyc0QWOh3s

>>212125379
Lex was abused as a child by his father. Lex's last real rival was his father. Superman showed up and is a new rival so lex is threatened. Lex isn't good or evil "usually". He is the bad guy but he believes Superman is a threat. Depending on the writer lex is aware everything revolves around Superman in almost a meta way

>>212125490
Wheres the joke?

>>212120691 (OP)
>>212120785
>Hurr, what if Starlord but Superman?
Pedo Gunn is a hack.

Even if you want to say Superman saying what the hay is lore accurate its still weird for him to call any one dude. Dude fits more the flash's vocabulary and personality. Gunn doesn't understand Superman's mannerisms yet.

>>212125534
You seem very stupid.

>>212121429
film looks like shit

>>212125657
Wheres the page with supposed long running joke?

>>212125103
It's not in the comics, it's nonsense some sperg is throwing a fit about.

>>212124974

>>212125689
Anon you are a fucking retard. I don't
know how else to explain. Like you shouldn't act like a shit then demand a source passive aggressively and just get insulted over and over again.

I feel you are missing the point.

>>212120691 (OP)
Reminder not to support DC slop because they are pathetic losers still playing catch-up to Marvel and even trying to ride their coattails even since Snyder by getting Whedon involved and now Gunn.

>>212122143
He was modeled after Gunn’s dog.
Literal nepotism.

>>212122953
Because it works?

>>212125774
Post the page.

>>212125774
>there's a long running joke in the comics about "dude what the hay"
>anon asks comic reader to point it out
>comic reader screams and shits his pants while refusing/offering unrelated ramblings
u might be legit crazy

>>212125615
Your Superman will say bro and dude and you're gonna accept it and like it, even.

>>212125808
I'm just insulting you and you keep giving me yous. I'm not going give you the comics or other media like Smallville or Lois and Clark.
Because you are an asshole.

>>212125850
Post a scene from an adaption. Ill accept it.

>>212125783
he modeled rocket partially after his dog too

>>212125334
hi reddo

>>212125783
Wes Craven got idea for Freddy’s claws form his cat

>>212120917
Wooh anon this is bad but let's not get hasty here.

>>212121027
Snyder doesn't understand anything.

>the red copes are coming

>>212126066
AAAAAAAAAAAH YOU CANNOT DO THAT IT IS WRONG

>>212122154
>and stupid peace ex machina
It's setup through the whole movie

>>212120888
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

>>212126066
People don't understand how inspiring pets can be.

>>212120785
I chuckled

>>212126143
kino

>>212122016
lmao

>>212120719
Nothing. It's just synderfags being insufferable. They complained about him losing his temper even though Superman has lost his temper many times in the cartoons and comics. Now they complain about him being too soft. It's best to ignore them. The 85-90% rotten tomatoe score and 1 billion dollar total box office will shut them up forever.

>>212126433
For sure. John Swartzwelder modeled Homer’s personality after his dog

>>212120691 (OP)
hes jewish and the director is a pencil-necked pedophile

>>212127025
>They complained about him losing his temper even though Superman has lost his temper many times in the cartoons and comics.
Why was it a problem in MoS, though?

>>212120785
>le quirked up Superman
Gunn is the biggest hack

>>212120785
Fucking hell he's so fucking bad LMAO
I actually like Gunn (have ever since Super (Was actually super excited when Lollipop Chainsaw came out because it was Suda 51 and him working together on something who I both liked) but this is clearly him buying into his own hype.

Anyone getting The Tick vibes from this Superman? Kind of like it

>Fantastic 4 (2005)
>Fantastic 4 (2025)
>Superman (2006)
>Superman (2026)
What is this shit?

>>212121725
speaking properly Is timeless.

>>212127141
Nothing? Also the new Superman is 2025

>>212127090
I'm not even aware it was a problem. MoS is one of the only movies I had to stop watching though. Truly awful. James Gunn's Superman looks like a proper Superman film. Not the pretentious super serious slop that Snyder made.

>>212121725
He should be speaking like a man raised in rural Kansas by his much older farmer parents.

>>212121725
He should act and talk like a grown man, even if a troubled one. He sounds like a whiny bitch in these clips.

>people unironically defend Gunn
Either admit you love Marvel slop or admit you have no knowledge of DC characters and how they garnered such a following of millennials during the 90s and early 00s with their DCAU

>>212127320
>James Gunn's Superman looks like a proper Superman film.
Uh huh.

>>212127343
make me

>>212122595
he really did it. he took a dumbass comment as old as he was and put it into comic form.

>>212127367
Superman is a campy character. He’s at his least popular when he’s a boring “symbol” and christ like. Nobody wants to watch a “symbol”

>>212127495
Morrison is edgy as fuck. Its funny to see comic readers, specially Superman fans, transform him into wholesome chungus.

>>212127511
He was a symbol and Christ like in the Donners movies.

>>212120691 (OP)
Looks like fun. Superman sounds like a country boy who isn't hip.
A little boyish and pure. Helps contrast the superpowers.

SUPERMAN: "I'm going to give you one last chance to stop acting like Nazi storm troopers."

>>212127598
Those moves were very campy and Superman was a wise ass, destroyed Lex’s layer and lost his shit when Lois died. He wasn’t some stoic character by any stretch

>>212127911
I like idea is in being a country boy who means well but is a bull in a china shop

I'm beginning to believe this Snyder vs. Gunn conflict is a manufactured dialectic. A stroke of marketing genius which conjured up a console war, but where the competing products are owned by the exact same company. That otherwise unaffiliated shitposters are dragged into it and contribute is part of its genius, turning the potential customers themselves into free advertisers.