Watermellie Edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- 24 hours has passed since we've been live
-- Today's update is nowhere to be seen

>Watch here
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Previous: >>212119216

I miss when fishtank was 24/7

>humiliates fishtank

>>212120565
Does he even have a tough guy attitude? He just seems obsessed with the show because he seems to have literally nothing else going on in his life. I was asking myself the entirety of Bloodgames why he was even there since he clearly didn't care about the cringy LARP shit. Just kind of sad

i miss her

50yo man btw

This swatting shit would never happen on Big Brother

>>212120751
we won

>>212120589
Jet hates the part of the fanbase that isnt paypigs (everyone here). You are grossly underestimating how cynical he is.

How we feeling Scotty Rockers?

the angelic brat will be live in two hours

>>212120751
So it's not the shark loli again? Then why is everyone in such an uproar? Every single time a new vtuber comes out, they're this excited no matter what?

Praying for total wigger death rn so hard its unreal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mEXMw1armA

>>212120779
I'm here and I paid :^)

so they DO have the technology to live stream the handheld camera they just choose not to

I miss her bros

>Hey where's the ice cream in this joint? Just kidding, haha!

nigger, why would you not pay your fines when you're running a multi million show

>>212120788
This is the shark lolis reincarnation from what Ive gathered. They killed the shark loli

Remember like 3 days ago when Sam said they'd be giving us 42 days of entertainment? lol

the announcement is that

>Guys this season we're gonna be transparent with you

>>212120751
Qrd

>be Sam Hyde
>do literally anything to be relevant
>have gimmicky reality show that is by far the most popular and profitable thing you've ever made
>vtuber beats all of that in 1 hour

>>212120784
growing impatient

>>212120806
Sam is genuinely that cheap. He is also a brainrotted libertarian so he thinks thats just big government wasting his time and money.

Mizzy is coming back to replace Payton, who just ate the elimination chocolate.

>>212120751
can someone explain what this is? why does she have so many viewers?

>lose tens of thousands of dollars in revenue because you refuse to pay for a $50k security detail
jet jet jet it up!

>>212120820
Ben being gay where no one else but us could see was such a nice touch

>>212120809
>>212120788
It's her.
Her company fumbled so she quit and went indy.

>>212120809
What the fuck, vtuber fans are more mentally ill than us.

>>212120757
if it's easy for us to make fun of him, then it would be easy for sam to look down on him
he isn't very athletically skilled and he has no wit or brains to speak of
he is a mcdojo type

>>212120597
Ok so there were two girls who went on this internet show because their boyfriends didn’t have any internet clout. They had so much in common in that regard they hit it off and became insta besties.
But they both fell for the same guy (the creator of the show!) how could this happen??
So they fought over him passive aggressively and until they hated each other but they’ll be friends again by the end of the summer one year older snd wiser than when they began.
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750383432563820.webm

>>212120843
priorities ffs
I lost all respect for the guy when he started ogling at Rolexes
pure nigger brain shit

>>212120844
this is why I stopped watching season 3 actually lol

>>212120826
>transparent
>go dark for 24 hours
>announcement will come sometime today, but not during the morning or afternoon
>thanks for your patience

I forgot what I was gonna say in the announcement sorry guys

how many of you pay for 4chan passes? I've been trying to post for like an hour and its only just now giving me a captcha

>>212120894
that's fair

last thread

>>212120841
Sam has become a lazy fucking faggot over the years. This supposed "autistic work ethic and needs perfection" is such a bullshit headcanon cope from his mindless fanboys.

>>212120875
rolexes hold their value
they're basically no different than having money in the bank, it's just on your wrist
i wouldn't be caught dead wearing one, though

>>212120894
lol, no worries jet

rome or in this case spaceships aren't built in a day ;)

>>212120773
yeah it's literally filmed in a studio set/warehouse on the CBS lots

>>212120914
this'd be like the perfect time for Jon to run another tank of his own

>>212120762
That's a teenager and maybe you should stop posting their picture on the internet before you get in trouble, creep.

>>212120750
not a bad idea, and jet could finally get his clabi blowjob

>>212120845
pedophiles love to watch lolis?

Sam Hyde has fallen into a volcano.

>>212120876
look at her go...

@grok
write an announcement about how season 4 of fishtank will be ending early and all future projects are indefinitely canceled.

>>212120894
that's okay thank you for being transparent

>>212120927

>>212120940
oh shit

so has there been any updates on what is happening?
all i know is they got kicked out?
i am so confused on what happening right now.

watching extreme peace episode 2 really made me realize that sam is the problem with MDE, the only funny skits are the ones he isn't in

>>212120958
No and somehow nothing has been leaked

>>212120958
nope, only thing is their most recent tweet

>>212120958
streams are down while they wait for vance to arrive, it's a big thing

>>212120955
still more fit than Jet

Imagine going dark for a full 24h and not telling the audience jack shit while they're waiting for an update
I can't believe they're doing this lol

we are in the process of moving everyone and all the equipment up to Jimmy's parent's lake house.

as part of the deal Jimmy is going to be a major part of the project moving forward thankfully he has already compiled a great list of bits and challenges for us

official announcement will be coming in ~2 hours with the cams going online shortly after

stay tuned

Invest in mongo megabits yes/no?

>>212120969
sam has always been the least funny guy in MDE. his best content were his vertical videos from 11+ years ago mostly fucking with his mom

>>212120779
and he loves the paypigs so much when one gets on the show for $15k they get called a pedo lol

>>212120969
100%
even the skits where he's in the background are made worse by him being there
the electrician one is the prime example

>>212120926
is it staged to the point that people don't actually sleep there, or is it actually legal to film 24/7 on non-residential property?
a question i don't think the wiggers have asked

>>212120801
She was a good woman

>>212120958
>so has there been any updates on what is happening?
lol

>>212120970
there isn't anything to leak

>>212120985
it's about the same as lighting your money on fire

Sooo uhhhh Ellie... can I get laid now?

>ANSWERS PAID FOR
>ANSWERS NOT DELIVERED

>trying to run for congress
>goes on fishtank to look cool
>career suicide

>>212120720 (OP)
>Live

>>212121006
They either are continuing or they arent.
Both of which could be leaked.

Abi can be cured with nonstop sex

I assume the wiggers are hard at work setting up a house with all the cameras and mics and testing them out before going live to give up a quality product

I miss chaotic drunk Freddy
I miss assertive Direnc
I miss Aryehs non stop cartoon rambling
I miss posting Danjaks
I miss Seth's ebonics
I miss Ellie's... uuuuhhhh... shes nice I guess

hi claire

The Rimmed

this situation would really benefit from one of them on twitter giving a live rundown on what's happening
wtf are they doing

>>212121001
>a question i don't think the wiggers have asked

They have a lawyer, or lawyers, apparently. lmfao

>>212120779
What a retarded attitude to take, he truly does not understand how streaming works after doing it for like 10 years. It’s no wonder they’ve been losing paypigs when there’s no reason to introduce the show they pay money for to others.

Such a jewy attitude from the trailer trash faggot.

kek based

>>212120958
definitely within the next six hours bro

Week 2 status?

>>212121029
Funniest post in this thread.

reminder that the wiggers are getting passed around in prison right now

glad i didn't cave and buy a season pass

maybe the gloves can go back on for a little bit

>>212121029
lmao

>scammed the paypigs
>again
Bravo Jet!

Can I get a QRD. I’ve been offline for the past 36 hours. I’d really appreciate it.

>>212121024
sodama’am implied they were continuing on twitter if you trust him/her

>>212121001
they have a full up to code house built inside the set that they stay in

Questions answered doesn't mean stream going up, so definitely no stream today. The longer no stream the grimmer it is.

>>212120934
>he’s says this while saving underage pics of ellie on his device

>>212120297
erm what the KAW

>>212120958
>Season 3
>kept getting swatted
>cops said they would be charged with having a disorderly house if it happens again
>they decide to do a road trip
>Season 4
>exact same thing
>kicked out of the house
>decide to do Bloodgames 2 with the current cast
>the current cast waited in the Season 2 basement while they set up Schitty
>not only were they swatted, but they get criminally charged for having a disorderly house
>Season 1 house is a no go, Season 2 house is a no go, and Season 3 house is a no go
It will probably get cancelled but they're keeping the public in the dark. We may end up getting another RV trip.

>>212121011
>ANSWEWS PAID FWOW
>ANSWEWS NOT DEWIVEWED

>>212120970
>>212121006
>>212121024
wtf is this and when was it recorded
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751082393437337.mp4

>>212120958
they're waiting to Cole Palmer to arrive before they start in the season 2 house

>>212121040
if she hadn't entered Sam's life, Channing's ego wouldn't have been so mortally wounded by being swapped for a younger one
that was her Batman villain moment

>>212121054
We will always have this moment.

Total Autist Death

I want to plap Shadi's cheeks

>>212121058
>somebody who doesn’t even know I exist “ignored” me
>I hope their life gets ruined
you autists are truly built diffy

have we been robbed or raped?

>>212121060
it was 12:06 AM EDT saturday in their timezone when they posted this, they could be fags and wait until sunday

Anyone got a link to extreme peace ep2?

ben and jet after picking out the perfect grunge vhs retro y2k photoshop overlay to put on their announcement graphic that fishtank is over

hey guys sorry for the delay, we are really trying to make sure that once we start running again that there will be no issues. 100% operating going forward
also

we giving away 600 of these along with a couple hundred epstein shirts randomly in HYDEFORCE™ orders :-O

Can't post bond until Monday, please be patient we are doing the best we can given the situation.

>>212121058
Literally who

>takes the gloves off this season
>puts the handcuffs on instead

>uhh s4 postponed for another month
>ellie cant come back because she has school

>>212121029
lol

cams still down?

>>212121107

>>212121113
the names they're saying are the camera names for season 3, this is old.

>>212121133
/ftl/ are wigger hate threads, go back

>>212121094
lawl

>>212120970
>>212120972
>>212121004
>>212121060
>>212121108
>>212121116

thanks bros, hope they ain't ending the show just doing something HUGE.
but did they say way this happened or is it still 'the neighbourhood told on us and mummy mayor and daddy police told us to leave.'

>>212121029
pffff

>>212121060
Questions will be answered during the next investor stream in October
>hey guys, sorry about that
>we know we left you in the dark
>we just couldn’t film
>we have some lessons learned and a great cast for season 5, you’re going to love it

I lost interest when jet kicked the kino machine Jin for bruising his ego

>>212121166
Literally go back to k*w*

who would buy supplements from a comedian's website?

>>212121164
but theyre talking about it in the past tense and maejok references 'the drive back', presumably when he drove back from vegas

Couldn’t have just stuck them in a hotel room and set up a phone stream again?

took the gloves off this season award

im gonna take a nap, can someone yell really loud if they come back up

>>212121179
shut up wigger simp

why not just drive back to the previous house?

Sam is Jewish-tier cheap and refuses to invest the bare minimum into his projects even though in the long run it actually would save money. Like if Jet was drowning in the middle of the ocean and Sam could buy a life preserver to throw to him for a dollar, he’d be haggling the cashier to get the price down to like 30 cents while seawater flooded Jet’s lungs

>>212121171
Yes when the cops say to do something, you have to do it. That's how the law works.

>has sex with 27 year old degenerate croatian
>goes back to high school

>>212121185
people who want said comedian's trim figure and healthy complexion

>>212121195
will harass them out of the hotel again

>>212121202
You’ll be sleeping until season 5.

You know what season didn't go down or get completely fucked up?

>>212121028
Good luck because her current boyfriend already fucked her to be a drug addict and cut off her hair.

>>212121062
She looks the most like Jet here.

the reason they haven't said anything is because sam left lastnight and isn't answering anyone's calls. they don't know what to do. everyone thinks sam is done with fishtank now and they don't know how to tell the audience.

>>212121209
the psychic lady put a curse on the house

>>212121104
>underage pics of ellie
you sound experienced faggot nigger now kill yourself

>>212121213
In fairness to Sam if he let Jet drown Fishtank would improve long term

>>212121205
Imagine spending all of your time obsessing over people that you hate, while enjoying their content, and while they make millions

>>212121232
lol fishtank is dead after this

Angie won

>>212121213
i know you were making a point about sam's stinginess but could you go into more detail about jet's painful death

>>212121238
the initiative group plan got fucked up because too many people left or got kicked too early

smothered to death by Shadi's fine ass

when is angie going live i miss her

>>212120925
shut the fuck up faggot jesus christ.

>>212121128
She prefers twinks. The workaround is agreeing to a threesome with a twink and just don’t do any gay shit

>>212121104
she is currently underage

>>212121178
It was a testament to Freddy that he was able to pull me back in after that strike three. I don’t even know what the strike count is after all this but I know I’m officially free now

>>212121166
sorry bud, i’m team wigger.
can’t wait to send some tts when the cams come back.

>>212121258
get back to work mints you fat ginger

NO FUCKING WORD
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT FUCKING PRIME TIME
ITS FUNNY TILL IT AINT FUNNY

>>212119256
I think he pays them in crypto

>>212120773

>>212121094
That’s nice that the cops let Sam bring Big Purple.

>>212121223
Putting on jeans and a shirt is a worthy story to tell everyone according to women

>>212121268
>PRODUCTION TOLD ME
>PRODUCTION TOLD ME
>PRODUCTION TOLD ME
>PRODUCTION TOLD ME
>BE ENTERTAINING
>BE ENTERTAINING
>BE ENTERTAINING
>BE ENTERTAINING

>>212121217
Pretty much. It's funny how many retarded people resist arrest because they dindu nuffin, just to end up getting charged with resisting arrest and whatever other stupid shit they did while being arrested. If you just comply, and legit did nothing, they have nothing to charge you with.

>>212121094
I would be ok with this ending.

>>212121301
Pissranian stare

YOU AND I ARE GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRR

LET ME IN

remember when we all thought josie was a good person?

>you haven’t watch an uninterrupted stream since season 2
grim

>>212121246
i believe this

FACT:
>99% of the people who drink beer love drinking beer

>>212121270
8 pm est on her youtube channel

Quick reminder! The joke is on YOU as long as you’re paying attention to anything related to Fishtank!

>>212121062
Joop had a hard life

it's advantageous to not get permits

>>212121334
what do you want with a coalburner's instagram?

>harass boomer for fun and ruin his magic show
>other boomer harasses you and ruins your tv show
wiggers got a taste of their own medicine

>>212121178
same honestly

>6pm
>not even a tweet
alright this is bad even for Jet, are we sure they didnt get locked up?

>>212121269
Shadi is hot but so retarded. Her twitter consists of her weird anime wig outfits and her telling gay men to stop having gay sex.
Theres just something strange about women caring about gay sex.

Just came back from work. Is it still down? Fuck

>>212121269
post shadi's

The Ellies

>>212121334
get good
:)

>>212121317
I've been charged with resisting arrest every time I was arrested even when I was complying

>>212121334
Torta enthusiast?

>>212121334
anything interesting has already been posted, go back through the threads

>>212091165

>>212121258
he's breaking even retard. sam doesn't have as much money as you think

why is jet so obsessed with making people go to the bathroom in buckets

>>212121246
i could see sam doing this

my gf

Marky Thompson predicted this

Mints is a whore

There is a greater than zero possibility that they want to post an update but are legitimately detained and are talking to no one but a lawyer (real one not bill ottman)

she's so tight

i suspect the bbposter is a friend of frenchie and therefore jewish and irredeemable

>>212121363
Yeah bro everyone whose every been associated with the show got locked up and haven't been seen since

at new house, cops here, they're putting us in cu

>>212121268
No. Its because it was poorly planned. They were all "the plant" and sam was suppose to try and get them to find out who "the plant" was but they already thought of themselves as the plant. Even jimmy figured this shit out.
Also the last initiative thing that happened was
>jimmy, tay is the plant if you tell anyone she is you are killer
>brian: whos the plant?
>jimmy: *cough* tay *cough*

>>212121373
fml

>STOP CALLING THE COPS ON MY RAPE TORTURE PISS PLAY REALITY SHOW IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

>>212121256
You know Fishtank wouldn’t even exist without Jet right? That it was his idea? Can’t you show a little respect?

reminder get fucked the entire season 1 edit because Frank was too good and make him look insignificant so he went back and make himself a main character

>>212121383
Man you are so gullible, especially for a hater

i think it would be really funny if jet set himself on fire and nobody helped put it out

Has anyone tried suing the show yet?

reminder that even if we have a week of downtime, there's still 3 weeks of this shitshow to go and another 2 for bloodgames.

Watermellie

bill ottman seeding the powtank archive torrent

the winners of fishtank season 4

>>212121353
okay....

>>212121347
I'm drinking one right now and I can confirm. Freddy knows his shit.

wiggers, alll I want is a crumb of information
is that too much to ask for?

24 hours have passed

My aroy d sweet chili sauce is out of stock and I am PISSED

>They took him from me, and 4 seasons couldnt fill the hole he left behind

MASSIVE update!!!

>>212121425
all ideas belong to the company you fucking imbecile

>>212121090
nice piece. nothing been going on. fish went into a bunker in the s2 house basement and they got swatted so they ended the stream. supposed to be getting "questions answered" today but hasn't happened.

also im thinking about investing in a s&w 357 snub nose at some point. Been wanting to for a while

>>212121425
kys niggerfaggot

>>212121410
it's not as if cowboy would suddenly become the spokesman for fishtank if the lead directors got arrested

So... What's going on?

>>212121353
you know what? you right im out

>>212121377
epic meme way of saying she likes fat hoes

>>212121442
that's where it's at

I love eLEANore

>>212121437
None of that shit is happening now.

can he save the show?

>>212121370

>>212121334

>>212121128
Piggy is self posting again

whered they gooo

>>212121442
everyone is saying this

Just got done delivering door dash to Scott Sullivan MMA, tears were running down his face as he told me the show is done for good.

>>212121425
It was Sam's and Jets idea. There's a video somewhere when they both discuss it.

>>212121040
Did Sam ruin her life? Maybe she wouldn't end up being such a whore if Sam never entered her life

guys, be patient. the wiggers are busting their asses off right now.

>>212121469
see you in the next thread man

>>212121040
post marky's feet

more sad than pissed actually it's so good

>>212121463
>doubling down
the contestants?

>>212121356
Gorans first victim :(

>>212120720 (OP)
Imagine if you will...
A situation where you had a reality tv show that was dealing with lawsuits and hemorrhaging money, then decided the best thing to do was to swat your own production in order to shut it down and create a plausible deniability excuse to limit your legal and financial liability.

>>212120969
Sam used to be the lanky wild card, Nick was the loud unkempt fat one, charls was the schizo. There was a specific chemistry between these three that worked and after TRT two of the MDE members are similarly built 40 year old men.

>>212121458
>hi jobe
>sup nigger
>mane don say da shit

>>212121471
is she down w the brown or nah i mean shes from sd btw historically most fishgirls have been browned

>>212121128
would

>>212121458
>"nigger"
>"das crazy"
>repeat
saved you guys 60 minutes

>>212121482
fishtank makes way too much money for them to just give up. they made over 250k in 2 weeks, they're not giving up on this season or bloodgames.

Now that I’ve seen Ellie’s pits and know that she shaves I’ve lost interest.

>>212121255
don’t act like you weren’t stalking ellie private ig account you disgusting pedo freak

>>212121496
on General Sams podcast Sam says that it was Jets idea

>>212121383
sam is washed out and losing everything

>HAPPENING

>>212121476
perfection

>>212121502
see you there bro

Pull the plug Jet

What does Angelina's pussy smell like?

>>212121527
I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t even expect to hear from them today.

>>212121479
biggest fraud in fishtank history

I think Sam's funny when he improvises, the shit he writes is actually awful

Keep putting that work in Shadi you're looking good

>>212121548
fake

>>212121458
love wins

>>212121562
siracha

>>212121548
Fake and gay

>>212121479

>>212121373
can you post the pictures after the penis pump?

>>212121293
>twinks

She was chasing yellow teeth chubby Jimmy hardcore so he probably has a good chance. Sheboon doesn't have standards.

>>212121560
base

>>212121505
i'm not married to the arrested theory, it's just a possibility
what would the procedure be? is everyone in the house guilty of disorderly house charges? is there jail time during processing (temporary detention)?
they might also just be waiting it out in a hotel room because they want to stay on this reality TV show

>>212121548
fake

Cleh is crashing out in the chat again. That girl is majorly mental.

>>212121479
Looking back trough the seasons, I still dont understand the appeal of josie
even watching it live, she was fucking nontent 24/7

>>212121488
I wish she posted more often

>>212121548
you got my hopes up anon :(

ellie tbqh...

>>212121562
sunscreen/tuna/fresh ocean breeze

>>212121562
pennies

>>212121562
heaven

>>212121595
>what would the procedure be? is everyone in the house guilty of disorderly house charges?
No, only the show runners would be held accountable which would be jet and sam. mostly jet, though although I don't know under who's name the house is under.

>>212121562
sweet cinnamon

>>212121532
again, you sound experienced, now kill yourself unironically this time

>>212121609

>>212121612

>>212121431
didn't taxcin lose half the footage?

>>212121612
is that Aryeh?

>>212121562
gutter oil

Josie had fan art, Ellie had porn edits. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!!

>>212121609
People enjoyed her being a fake autist and the stimming in a corner

Anyone else feel like this is all their fault?

Will tts ask ellie if she is still a virgin when the cams come back?

T-tt-t-they're only breaking even! That's why we're on a fourth season. So they can keep breaking even!! Those stupid wiggers aren't making any money!!!!!!!

>>212121268
>the initiative group plan got fucked up because too many people left or got kicked too early
There was no fucking point to it, just random shit like renaming TJ to Toby. The pearl clutching over a failed gaslight and theme is fucking insane. Sam only takes a passing interest in people and has no idea how to properly improv, he gave the fish absolutely nothing to work off of with that cult shit so no wonder the absolute novice improv actors they had on the show had no clue how to handle it.
>TJ's name is now Toby!!!
Ok?

S2's organic storylines absolutely fucking destroyed any stupid shit Sam and Jet thought up.

Rich coming from the girl who cheats on her boyfriend with Jet Neptune and makes drunken home porn videos and licking his asshole

>>212121487
her account is autism coded but irl she acts like any other girl

>>212121605
she's fully insane

>>212121368
Sheboon isn't hot and nobody in here thinks that. Any sheboon post is a self post

The stream died after I posted this btw

>>212121482
I wonder if they will try and do bloodgames.i wonder if they will turn the cameras on soon.

>>212121431
This is true but you typed it like an ESL

>>212121116
you are my favourite ftl poster

>>212121609
because she was a girl with no personality so people could project whatever they wanted on her. everyone who likes her is heavily mentally challenged.

>>212121664
I feel like it's your fault

ellie is so fine

>>212121476

>>212121682
thought this was gonna be a cum tribute

accidentally called my boss goran today and i got fired

>>212121664
it is all your fault actually, fuck you

>>212121671
Grandma rolling balls

I think... I think I miss Aryeh...

This fallout tank represents everything wrong with S2 and proves it was the worst season. Massive flashbacks to the '''make content''' phase after cole left.

We are cancelling the show Seth is the winner we gave him the original 8k thank you for supporting we are gonna try to milk reddit and Twitter one last time do not spend we don't want the real fans money for the rug pull-Jet

>>212121646
you mom should have aborted you, you pedo freak

bill ottman sighing and stepping forward to take responsibility

>>212121458
>I'm here live with famous house contestant, ian
>what what's your take on the debacle
>bro is crazy how they left everyone hanging dawg
>they should have built the mural dawg

>>212120801
A day without French content, I’m starving

It's actually all my fault and I'm proud of it.

>>212121706
she was underage here you sick fuck!

Whats my fucking issue?

>>212121712
that's what you get for acting like cole

>>212120762
How is he a year younger than me I still look like a twink

>>212121671
She loved the glamor of the whore life.
SLUT GANG

>>212121686
>18h

>>212121712
your boss would have to post here to fire you for that

>>212121727
Many are saying this

caramel kisses

the season 1 edits were fucked but it's weird everyone got up in arms about frank not being in enough of it. he really didn't do much that didn't make it into the edit besides have a fake argument with sylvia where she pretended to have a meltdown.
the real issue was half of the episodes being 22 minutes and cutting out a significant amount of context and character building moments.

me breaking into the wigger hq to get my ellie gf

>>212121656
leave me alone josie

Announcement within 10 minutes. They planned for 6:30pm EST but might be a few minutes late

It's not looking good boys, almost a third of the crew has walked and the vibes are declining at record pace

Don't you hate it when you take a first bite out of a sandwich and you get mostly bread?

Jet has confirmed Charli WILL be making an appearance as a freeloader!

>>212121671
TCD

>>212120958
I think they're legitimately at the police station having to prove everything

>>212121731
Oh my God that's the real jet from the show famous house

>>212121744
3 weeks ago , she was 18

>>212121458
Lmao this interview will never air, he did one with Tay back in April and it was never released 3 months later.

>>212121656
You got cucked still, so in a way you are Josiefag.

The only positive from this is I can smoke weed and goon to porn with full attention now. It’s annoying trying to manage 3 things at once (fishtank, weed, porn)

>>212121706
So when she was asked what she does all day she forgot to mention she makes thirst trap posts on instagram. Real femcel shit right here amiright

"it's over" status?

>>212121772
>They planned for 6:30pm EST but might be a few minutes late
You mean it's going to be several hours late. We know wiggers can't into time.

>>212121612
I dont be havin time ta straighten my black hair i better just wer dis hat ooo girl I look just like dem Whieet pee po

post more shadi

>>212121756
the way i said it made it sound like a slur

>>212121772
K, looking forward to having my questions answered next month.

>>212121775
I'm low carb so my meats are meats and veggies so I don't have those problems

>>212121527
nah dude. they pissed off the paypiggies too bad this time.

>>212121732
go back to redd*t

>>212121795
wrong

Cursed production

>>212121706
too damn fine
>>212121744
>3w
already 18

>>212121003
What do you mean “was” Freddy?

>>212121605
about what lol the show isn’t even on

Just got off a Skype call with Scott, expect an update in 3 hours.

Hey Everbody, Jet Neptune here, jus

STOP wasting your time bitching and complaining about the down time

START doing something enjoyable while you wait for updates

EAR. OUT.

Insider here - Alex B has used his family fortune to bail us out of jail and has bought out the show. He is now the new producer and Jet has been demoted to crew member. Also we’re now legally required to call the show “Monkey Tank”, cams will be back up by Tuesday 10 AM

>>212121826
sperging out will do nothing, pedo freak

the season 1 edits sucked because nothing happened and it's hard to make an episodic TV series about some tribal chick stimming

*walks up to jet neptune*
*says boooooop and pokes his nose*
*scurries away while giggling*

>>212121848
Skype isn't a thing anymore

Is it true that

>>212121775
don't eat bread it's bad for you

>>212121668
you're fucking retarded

>>212121857
i would mark(e) out so hard if this happened

>>212121857
Stop getting my hopes up.

>>212121830
FUCK YOU KAY KAY KAY
FUCK YOU KAY KAY KAY BITCH
FUCK YOU

i bet sam is in paraguay already

>>212121878
not an argument

>>212121853
boutta watch a few movies
i'm kinda enjoying posting in these threads though
also, bitching is cathartic. i love to dunk on jet neptroon and his merry band of wiggers.

>>212121874
Bitch salutes like a Dark Souls boss about to drop the hammer

Everyone who actually believes the show is over is unironically retarded or is a complete newfag. The show "ending" abruptly has been a staple of the show since S1.

Lets review the evidence:
A "leaked" cell phone video of Sam saying "we gotta go. Put the weapons down"

A blurry picture of the crew standing outside with a guy in khaki's (NOT in Uniform) who has a gun on his hip with no marked police cars or uniformed officers in frame.

A zoomed in picture of a police car parked on the side of the road, nothing else in frame

That's it. Everything else is speculation.

"B-b-but the permits!" If permits or film licenses were ever an issue it would have been addressed 3 seasons ago. Production crew is constantly getting swatted and works closely with the police. You really think something so obvious would just never get brought up until now? That and the only people that are talking about "licensing" are fans on the subreddit and on /ftl. Not production. Not staff.

"B-b-but what about the doxxer?"
The guy who's profile was 3 years old and was making obvious ragebait posts to create the illusion of an easily hate-able lefty? Drives a subaru and Kamalaposts? Get real. S1 came out about 3 years ago now, who's to say production doesn't have a mountain of throwaway accounts to be used to manipulate social media perception? But i guess no one can go back and see the full post history because the account was conveniently deleted.

Here's what is probably happening:
IT'S BIG TWISTS TIME BOYS AND GIRLS

EVERYONE IN THE FISHTANK GOT ARRESTED AND IS GOING TO JAIL!

"A familiar face that everyone loves will greet you all at 8PM tonight" -Maejok

-Cameras come back on

-It's in a bedroom that looks like a jail cell (bars over the closet door and everything)

-Burt is standing front and center, dressed like a gay police officer

-"It looks like everyone in the fishtank got arrested. Welcome to my prison. I'm the Warden, Daddy Burt."

>>212121806
it's quite literally never been more over

>>212121857
actually, never mind, we've reached levels of back nobody could have imagined

>>212121888
XD

Just wanted to let everybody know that it will all be revealed soon and I'll have an update for everybody soon okay so don't worry about it okay?

we need money from the little guy please im begging give us money

>>212121864
u wanna fuck?

>>212121853
I do things when the cams are on and i know i wont miss things.
When cams are off i have no way of knowing when they are back without staying here

*types away on a laptop in the corner*

>>212121765
it’s so hot that she has her areolas out here

>>212121904
that's one of the many reasons why I love her

>>212121223
how the nigger did you find this
give socials ?

>>212121917
put your gloves back on faggot

Not doomposting but it's obvious that it's going to get harder and harder to actually run this show. Wouldn't be surprised if this were to be the last legit season

Holy freakerino pls fix the captcharino so I can post about my favorite friggen showerino!!

Just saw some leaks from the group chat, let's just say the wait will be worth it.

>>212121909
You're dumb

>>212121935
>*how to make your patsy go to jail*

An orgasm deo is ide Claire Roman uterus

bill ottman chopping wood at a remote cabin when a helicoper drops down next to him, sam hyde comes out wearing a suit and says "one last job?" bill ottman chops one more log and says "one. last. job."

>>212121909
nope, the shows over. pack it up. everyone vacate the thread.

You find the asian with wide birthing hips and nice perky tits attractive? You are a pedophile.

>>212121909
Holy schizo

Just got sent the link to the Fishgirl catalog

shits so cash

tfw Jet's already probably 7 loads deep in Ellie's asian puss

>>212121958
What's a captcharino?

I am getting sick of this trolling you better stop it or I'm going to get really angry so don

>>212121957
last legit season was s2

>>212121765
imagine getting to come home every day and get drunk and beat the fuck out of her. i envy her ex, unironically

>>212121727
>...sire
>derench is calling your name from upstairs

angie joi

>>212121980
>2018

>>212121909
you're fucking insane, it's easy to tell when the wiggers are doing a bit

>>212121978
Are they yellow?

Yous ever see that vid where that absolutely fit slag is dancing to apple by Charli XCX then some obese bitch tries to wreck it on her. Got major Rachel flashbacks seeing it there yesterday

>>212121791
Most likely.

>>212121974
Asian doing a lot of the heavy lifting here

>>212121983
mints status?

>>212121957
Trolls figured out they can just keep calling the police nonstop and it works somehow

>>212121492
mmmm breasts

>>212121957
one would think with the sort of income they rake in it would be the opposite

>>212121980
>>212121998
faggot war

So don't mess with me or you're going to see my dark side!

Jet is making Ellie do puppy roleplay right now and basically you're a fucking loser.

>>212122020
Why are you angry?

Lets be honest, nobody watches this show anymore

>>212121909
No I was the one who shut down the fascist cult stream and you white supremacists have ruined my mom's boyfriends' life when they only thing Jay did wrong was let me use his car
-Case

The only reason for no announcements is they are too busy gangbanging Direnc.

I mean she does stuff for money, right?

>>212121977
post it?

What does Direnc's butthole smell like?

Ordering a pizza what do you want

IM BREAKING ROCKS IN THE HOT SUN
I FOUGHT THE LAW
AND THE LAW WON
I FOUGHT THE LAW
AND THE LAW WON

>>212121909
>A "leaked" cell phone video of Sam saying "we gotta go. Put the weapons down"
Didn't that just happen on stream?

You cunts really got to go to vietnam and get laid.

I honestly don't see how people can think Fish Tank Live will just.. end. Throughout human history, good has prevailed, it's one of the best indicators that there is a God. The corrupt Roman Empire fell, allowing for the dispersement of mankind across the world and scientific advances; the Mongol Empire was defeated; the Nazis were destroyed; the world's greatest democracy destroyed the world's worst authoritarian power during the Cold War; Kiyv was never taken; Japan and China are unable to overcome U.S.'s economic might; Iran's nuclear program was obliterated, etc. For the show to just end would be a terrible situation that is just unthinkable. Goodness will prevail. Trust in Sam and the plan.

>>212122028
Please Jet I don't want to see your anus again

>>212121293
>prefers twinks
Jimmy looks nothing like a twink and she obsessively texted him lusting for his loins even after the rape

>>212122056
hummus

Alright here's the announcement

>>212121753
>THEY LIED TO YALL
>THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE S4 IN THE S1 HOUSE
>THEN THEY CUT OUT THE CAMERAS AND WENT TO THE S2 HOUSE THINKING YOU WOULDNT NOTICE
>JACKIE TOLD OVERHEARD JET AND G TALKING ABOUT A REAL S4 HOUSE
>WHAT THEY DONT KNOW IS THAT I CAN BUY ALL THOSE HOUSES WITH THE MONEY IN MY FIDELITY ACCOUNT

>>212122058
salami, spinach and feta cheese pizza for me please

>>212122058
jap pep thick crust
thanks niggr

I have it on good authority Scott is going to go out with a "bang".

Stay tuned

just drew this

>>212122066
sauce bro

>>212122056
poup

>>212122071
>good has always prevailed
>proceeds to post a bunch of horrible things that have happened
oh, that's the joke.
kek.
rip fishtank

>>212122054
hi rollers only :)

>>212121671
Go post more ugly selfies Abi.

>>212121909
sam did his serious voice tremble thing when he said they were getting kicked out

>no posts saying to not chargeback and something is coming soon

>>212122009
That’s so weird

Why didn't you pay her Jet?
Don't you know who her father is?

>>212122066
one day

Holy shit turn on the local news!
They're attempting to detain Bam!

Look at this man
Anchovy. Black olive. Artichoke.
Look at it
It's amazing

>>212122058

Can someone explain to me whether the Vietnamese side or the Korean side of Ellie is hotter and why

>>212122052
Source: "Trust me bro"

>>212122114
even wig team 6 knows that we don't pay for shit around these parts

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750974157871832.mp4

probably too late to save ellie but we need a comprehensive infographic of jet's sexual deviancy to protect future fishgirls from getting gooned by him.

I’m retarded

>>212122114
They are literally detained

>>212121728
Absolutely. "Make a play!" and then they leave for hours. And we think, ah, maybe this will be ok. But it's silence until it's time to do the play. Then we get a 5 minute play filled with nothing but references and memes. And a production member is in a costume and that's the whole show for the day. Frightening.

>>212121909
>calls people retarded
>is retarded
4chan in a nutshell

>>212122130
>whole olives
nigga wtf are you doing

>>212121957
It's not harder, they just refuse to pay the police or set up in a proper location. I have no fucking idea why at this point. It can be excused on the first season and maybe even the second season, but this is the fourth ride in a row they have these issues.

>>212122097
torta soles
in my mouth
NOW

ah ah

post shadi NOW

Marky won

>>212122079
True! Slam pig has no standards. She just wants clout. Even if it means sucking off a disgusting retard that got kicked off a show for hitting women. Clout is clout.

we need to do the fishtank dance

>get a show
>then get a skilled shill bot thread

imagine the smell of an /ftl/ meetup

>>212122163
if you ain't eatin' pizza with whole olives, seed included (not pimento) then you're not eatin' the italian way.

>>212122170
They paid the police in season 1.

Deleting my Abi folder

>>212122113
Ben did the elimination cough before ending stream. S4 so over confirmed :(

>>212122097
Wow thats very good anon
Yoy should print this out and place it in your angie mural

Still no update??

>>212122180
Marky lost bad
she's a complete wreck

>>212122150
A webm with all the very stereotypical grooming things that Jet did this season would be great. Calling her more intelligent and mature than other girls her age, separating her from her family and saying that she shouldn't listen to them, having her rely on him in a position of power (direct feminine product question in front of everyone in the basement), and the puppy play thing.

So is Sam married or something, I need to know

I hope the cameras stay off so I can goon on weed tonight. Also hope the cameras come on so I don’t have to sink into porn

ftl midwest meetup

>>212122179

>>212122220
Married to the hustle.

>>212122196
Hey Mr. Hyde
Where did it all go wrong?

i woke up and the cams were down
i went through my whole day and the cams were down when i went to bed
woke up and the cams are still down
KEK

coating my angie mural with a special sauce

>>212122215

>>212122001
>Yous ever see that vid where that absolutely fit slag is dancing to apple by Charli XCX
no

>>212121909
Certified "Jet I kneel" moment incoming

>>212121647
I don't understand how his body can even bend like this.

>>212122256
Did aryeh ever finish the angie voodoo doll?

fishtank is dead and isn't coming back

>>212122231
tj claire and 20 fat guys

>>212122196
sam was so annoyed at having to shave for that scene that he invented the S1 beard shaving elimination challenge on the spot

i'm kneeling on jet's neck

>>212122240
Fuck you, be real with me

>>212122257
Alright give me a sec

>>212122268
roll

This one’s for the real Fishtank fans - you guys deserve to know. For legal reasons that we like aren’t allowed to mention, we are no longer able to film in Massachusetts or Rhode Island. Fishtank will resume in Rusty Cage’s house in Florida

== INSIDER UPDATE ==
The police are almost finished with Mints. He's a quivering wreck right now. Show should be starting again soon.

>>212122215
angie left a cryptic chinese message, mints leaked something about them all going to canada, ben posted a semi dick pic on his "secret" X account
that's about it

>>212120751
who is this

Daniel wins this season by default

somehow we've gotten less news today than we did yesterday

>>212122220
No. I’m sure someone would’ve digged up a marriage certificate. Apperently he has kids but again no one has seen him spotted in public with them or produced paperwork. You can’t just not hang out with your children in public lol

>>212121560
hahaha fucking shoenice

>>212122203
Yes after they were swatted and then they were fine. They never did this again.

>>212121957
This has always been the show. Yall niggas don't even know about Dr. Disrepect saving season 1 and it shows.

The ball is in Azzi's court this season.

>>212122273
Act 2 better happen so we can see more daniew

>>212121560

>>212122220
absolutely not lol that dude has neve fallen in love or he'd be talking about it

>>212122295
>You can’t just not hang out with your children in public lol
Entirely possible if he's abandoned them and just pays child support.

>>212122254
Fake.

Go to fishtank.observer to see all Staff messages written in chat.

>>212122220
yes

ETA 30 minutes

>>212122292
>about to get eliminated
>show gets nuked


coincidence? I think not

>>212122309
They are still going to kick him in the paypig elimination unless someone walked during the intermission.

>>212122244
this pic makes me sad

>>212122220
he allegedly has a hapa child out of wedlock
i really don't think he'll ever take his christian larp as far as actually marrying a woman, not until he's much older at least

hey guys in the meantime we can play the Fishtank game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3229330/Fishtank_Reality_TV_Simulator/

[Copy +

>>212122295
he's a deadbeat

>>212121909
The show is a cash grab, they are missing out on tons of money with all this downtime. It's clearly not a bit.

>>212122332
quit exposing the business brother

>>212122313
Oh shit is that the always sunny bar?!

>>212122325
This is way more likely

>>212122282
already listening to it and about to turn it off

Why is Claire such a fucking loser

>>212122202
fuck italy

STOP ASKING FOR UPDATES ITS MY FUCKING SHOW

>>212122309
Even if it comes back we can't expect any more Dan. He was about to be ewiminated before the stweam cut.

>>212122359
fuck off jet

>>212122325
it turns out the PUA dad skit was just his real opinions all along

>>212122376
what the fuck bro

>>212122287
what a little slut

>>212122365
i dunno, jet has literally wasted weeks of money by not letting tts or fishtoys go through in both s1, s2 and s3.

>>212122065
Yes

>>212122382
You can't kick Dan he's the main character

>>212122295
Sam has 3 kids with 3 different baby mamas (all of which were barely legal Asian teenage girls), two of them he paid off one-time, and one he’s paying child support to

===ELLIE UPDATE===
ellie SCRATCHED her nose and gazed EMPTY-HEADEDLY at the wall

>>212122359
this game is not even worth a torrent btw

We’re skipping Act 2. See you in two weeks for Act 3.

>>212122294
Kek true. Idek what there is to wait for at this point. The fish have had so much time out of the tank/isolation that restarting seems like a waste of time. The cabin fever is gone.

>>212122355
that kid died

unlikely hypothetical season 5 where jet does the "sorry we weren't transparent last season, we'll do better to communicate with you guys this season" again

>>212122411
and the proof is...?

>>212122325
That is also true, heard something he said I think from the sam hyde show or maybe from the super chat days. Anyways he was very serious about spending time with your kids on the weekends and taking them on roadtrips. Said there’s no excuse for not spending time with them even if plans go south.

>>212122375
https://youtube.com/shorts/TGMOkPHS3rs?si=UzkSiELDBUUdcgiS

>>212122413
Considering it's the shitty PSX style type game that should be obvious that it isn't worth playing.

what else did they have planned?

what would barry do ben

>>212122425
Trust me bro

>>212122359
all we need is renpy and a drawfag and we can make something much better than this

HOLY SHIT!!! ITS HAPPENING!!!
x.com/fishtankislive/status/1938811310111

googoo gaga

audience level status?

It would be fitting that the ugly fake bitch nontent gook wins this season

>>212122411
proof or kys

>>212122421
unlikely

>>212122430
>Said there’s no excuse for not spending time with them even if plans go south.
When are you going to learn that Sam is a huge hypocrite and a liar?

>>212122446
it was probably just letty
there was 10+ production members in the basement that day and they did fuck all after bam left

>>212122430
Sam also says don't have casual sex or an addiction and has both constantly

>>212122412
i needed this update

i love you so much

>>212122410
Yeah but he can't be at simps, the reddit wholesome rapist chungus crowd or the still seething Angie simps. He never stood a chance in this elim. They might as have not bothered even calling it a challenge.

>>212122446
It was supposed to be Letty showing up but they cancelled it for the night and did it the next day instead

>>212122446
we really know who carrys this slop show each season and it isnt Sam and Jet

>>212121791
Prove what? That they sell drugs and fuck their employees?

>>212122372
yes it is

>>212122446
Ricky said they were panicking when Bam left early and called him to see if he could come a day early lol

>>212122411
Okay i believed this until you said 3 baby mama’s. I’ve only seen evidence for 2 at the most. 3 does make sense since he’s apparently been a sex freak for years

kinda crazy how nontent letty was after the first day.

Teej update?

No leaks and no cancellation announcement, I think they're probably moving them somewhere in the RV. Camptank?

>>212122480
i mean, just because he's not following the advice doesn't mean it's not good advice. yes he's a grifter, but the message is good and you can usually find it on youtube for free.

>>212122414
>ellie spends 2 weeks with the wiggers partying

>>212122056
Vegenmite

>>212122480
he also says get a skill when his only skill is making half-assing stuff and being rude to people look like performance art

>>212122506
Letty is always content, peaked at season 1 because she lost her mind

>>212122507
He played CK3

did they legit crank up the viewer counter? why would 8k people sit in an offline chat

>>212122379
Any updates yet, Jet Neptroon?

one more hour

>>212122365
The cameras go down 2-3 times a season, every season since S1. If you've ever paid any attention the overall viewership peaks whenever they come back on.

We're just in the "cold" part of the on and off again abusive relationship with the show. Prod knows what they're doing.

Better sell those Stox! Sell sell sell! it's so over!

>>212122430
it's possible that sam is too big of a racist to take his hapa kids seriously

>>212122495
bad ideas thinking benleaks is ben from the wigger crew is my favorite bit

>>212121128
Listen, I understand you're probably a mexican twink, but can't a honkey ass cracker(me) get a shot at the mulatto??

>>212122506
she was trying to do shit in the bunker but couldnt convince daniel to go along with it

>>212122321
>>212122355
Ok I'll change that if I get on fishtank next season, watch out for a Polish girl on season 5 just saying

>>212122531
Did you know opening another tab counts as another viewer

>>212122321
Falling in love involves too much sincerity and vulnerability and according to Sam’s daddy issues that’s gay

>>212122220
He for sure has a fiance who he cheats on. Sorry mizzy.

>>212122551
HAG

>>212122531
FOMO
gotta see the moment it comes back

99% of the people who drink beer love drinking beer

remember when s1 went down for like a week and they had to host on youtube because jet neptroon thought it was 30k a month instead of 30k a day?

>>212122424
Thought the gloves were coming off man

>>212122552
Kura!

>>212122544
>he doesn't know

>>212122557
>jet with 7k tabs open
so thats why they needed those powerful pcs

>>212122531
A lot are typing seethe at Jet and Claire was just in there being her usual disaster self. Doesn't help there's been no update so people are idling the site waiting for one.

>>212122425
there's no proof lol

>>212122430
if tha were the case he wouldn't be spending all of his nights and weekends hanging out wiggers and e-whores

>>212122571
Bots don't get FOMO

s4 is gonna be like on the last level of a fishtank iceberg with sardine can

>>212122528
fiending for ellie

>>212122574
It was three days but yeah

>>212122531
To watch Claire's crash out lmao

>>212122495
It really is satanic. I bet Sam is jewish. He does jewish comedy and looks like a jew

People who post about the highschooler on here:

What does your life look like? What is your job? Who do you live with

>>212120774
>>212120751
plz link NOW

This is the best news I've had all week

>>212122574
That was planned. Archives were missing from those days (before jet deleted all of them)

>>212122574
kek yeah

Chop chop incels time for a new thread

>>212122574
And then when it came back the bitrate was so ass you couldnt see shit.
Still cant

>>212122610
I am the prime minister of Canada

can an angie bro list the URLs she goes live at? IG, YT and Twitch please

>>212122610
awesome none parents

so is extreme peace actually good? it seems like it is not

new
>>212122612
>>212122612
>>212122612

>>212122579
Bóbr!

Can they atheist let the streamstars stream again? I want to shit talk sharpfart and listen to cozy jaquanzie podcast

>>212122615
Yup all their mistakes were planned.

>>212121212
freddyffans wwa

>>212122610
bachelors degree, currently unemployed, living with father

>>212122594
i bet you at least 2-3K of them are people that forgot to close it or they're faggot autists farming items or whatever for xp

>>212122608
Doesn’t hrt bloat your face? He didn’t look as jewy when younger

>>212122627
She's too stupid to have it all organized
This is actually a good sign because if there was a dude in her life she'd be properly pimped out

>>212122629
Episode 2 is decent. Episode 1 is a heaping pile of burning dog shit.

>>212121344
didnt see an uninterrupted stream before S2 either.

So that was a fucking lie

>>212121671
In cultural Catholic morality gooning is a way bigger sin than formication, which is actually correct and based

>>212122539
It's possible, just unlikely. People swat all the time, fishtank has many haters, no government or neighborhood is going to want fishtank of all things in their vicinity if they can help it. And again, they are losing money for what purpose? More hype? They make insane money at peak times, their only goal is to have as much peak content as possible to farm engagement cash.

>>212122720
Wouldn’t you prefer a wife who’s only sin was masturbating before marrying you instead of one who slept with a dozen plus dudes?

>>212122627
are you fucking incapable, retarded or both

>>212122539
>>212122790
Or maybe you are just being sarcastic lol

>>212121334
Trying too hard

>>212122790

Right, Sam and crew are very used to being swatted and how to be one step ahead of the trolls.

S4 theme is that it's famous house but in reverse. The audience is about to be in the "reveal" segment of the show. Right about 2 weeks in.

Use your head

>>212122799
I meant for men. Gooning is obviously more destructive than sex for men. Women shouldn’t be sexual at all before marriage except squeezing their thighs when their pussy tingles

>>212122948
>Right, Sam and crew are very used to being swatted and how to be one step ahead of the trolls.
How did you read this from what I said? They are getting owned by trolls and losing money because of it.

>>212123029
No, you believe that they are, despite their history of professional level gaslighting. See: Idubbbz doc

>>212122495
Just wondering, are you gay or female?