Thread 212123939

worst lawyer ever award edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- 24 hours has passed since we've been live
-- Today's update is nowhere to be seen

>Watch here
https://www.fishtank.live/
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https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
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https://www.fishtank.live/archive

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>>212123939 (OP)
fuck i wanna blow bill he looks cute as hell in this pic

Watermellie

new sam hyde show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtFvYqKcDpQ

my gf

angelina's big clam postin

>>212123939 (OP)
9:30 pm EST.

we're here first and foremost
>>212123910
>>212123910
>>212123910

queen ellie

Didn't Sam Hyde go across state lines to fuck Marky. Why didn't he just do that to film fishtank

>>212124004
im not watching that

anyone got a creature dump link

eLEANore

>>212124063
having chickens in your backyard in newport beach, ca is one of the most asian things i can think of

more angie type stuff

it should be over

>>212124254
24 hours starting...when?

>>212124254
24 HOURS ARE UP GIVE ME MY FISHTANK NOW

I miss her so much bros

>>212123977
girl same

It's advantageous to leave legal matters to your childhood friend instead of hiring a real lawyer

i thought i was ok because the show was fucking dogshit aids but im real sad and depleted feeling which sucks more than jet sucks at trying to create something good

>>212124555
looks like that auzz face got donkey punched in too many times

>>212124555
God help me i’ve fallen in love with an australian crackhead stripper

does a clip of Freddy saying "CAN A DOG DROP IN?" even exist?

>>212124254
This fat Bosnian bastard is the most incompetent fuck
They should deport him back to Sarajevo

WHERE’S CUTE ELLIE AT YOU FUCKS

Jet's fits kinda sucked this season

monkey girl stream in 5 minutes

>>212124893
'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'
She climbin' that pole and
I'm in love with a stripper

>>212124254
And people pay to watch this?

Channeling my energy to Jet and the boys!

WIGGER UPDATE

>>212124004
is that jean

>>212124964
where at?

KEK THEY'RE GETTING SUED CONFIRMED

CAN'T DISCUSS ANYTHING

https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1939110328580633064

>>212124893
lol

don't fuck with a man in fur

When they were telling Bill about getting the necessary permits, he was just picturing Cleej in his head

>>212125030
I despise it when people thank me for things I don't have any choice about, just like I hate it when I'm given orders veiled as requests
Does this mean I have terminal ass burgers

Lenard is lurking, post your favorite ellies

I NEED a clip of "CAN A DOG DROP IN"

It's a gay male queer boy dating show

>>212125058
>Jet and Sam are currently arrested, Ben is running the show not but can't discuss the legal matters

KWAB

I want to eat Angelina's pussy so bad...

>>212124004
>Best guest they could get is Jean
Yikeeeees

>>212124404
Ear.
Out.
Now.

>>212125058
>>212125108
>right now

>>212125041
Yeh

I begged for this btw

God it must feel so good hitting Angie

>>212124254
Get FUCKED doomerfag, it shouldn't be over. It's great that they're staying on and keeping the season going.

>>212124036
love her boba eyes

LATELYYYYYYY
DID YOU EVER FEEL THE PAIINNNNN
IN THE MORNING RAIIINNN
AS IT SOAKS YOU TO THE BOOONEEEE

>>212125126
He unironically bwoke the tank two seasons in a row

it's advantageous to be as vague as possible

>>212125182
how convenient

>>212125151
I already did

all questions will be answered tomorrow btw

New Ella fresh off the press

It's becoming clear to me now
That Claire has defined /ftl/ culture from the beginning
Praise her, worship her, for she is your Goddess

who is tighter Ellie or Angie?

i would say Angie because she radiates succubus energy

They should put a donate button on the site. I want to give Jet $20 for that he’s going through right now :,(

>>212125171
I was pretty busy with work for a good deal of the first few days and never got why the other fish hated angie so much, was there much to it?

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYT9wVwQ8A
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYT9wVwQ8A
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYT9wVwQ8A

>>212125141
Rewatching her day 1 sam confessional, she is so fucking fake. I dont believe a word she has said in the tank, she is just trying to farm simps so cutiepie jet makes a profit and is proud if his little puppy.
Slut gang!

>we need to be is a claire meme
we need to be gatekeeping bant /ftl/ culture much harder

>>212124893
She's a turkroach too. Fugg me.

>>212124404
lol

>>212125210
Angie is much tighter

it might look grim right now but this has the potential to wrap around and be unbelievable kino

>>212125209
claire is a toxic alcoholic who spams threads. she fucking sucks.

>>212125190
that was just him calling him a white supremacist bitch though

Is the Brandon thing the only time a Sam Hyde chimp out/stunt has failed?

>>212125209
if Jet makes a good season we'll move on but that's never happening

>>212124555
wartaah

i'm gonna be pissed if there aren't good ellie bed angles in whatever house they are moving in to.

>>212125189
literally me

questions answered tomorrow

we have to be vague right now

>>212125207
>mad men
ELLA CONFIRMED FOR WEEK 2 TWIST

>>212125223
she would hate that you're listening to her song.

so here is the rundown: sam, ben and jet were taken to the police station. mintz had to handle the contestants. he called 2 ubers and put them up into a hotel. he decided to give them their phones cause freddy and direnc rambling, told them to not post anything. bit of a clusterfuck.
sam not happy and went away to cool of. Ben and Jet scrambling, there is a new location, but we have to be vague to avoid much of the same

>Ellie talks how shes edgy virgin porn addicted anticosial 4channers
>IG shows shes the most basic bitch ABG

>>212125207
Ella needs to start investigating stomach tattoo removal
She's going to grow up to be an absolute babe and will 100% regret that one

>>212125209
Un2b shutting the fuck up nigga

>>212125190
the real reason they shut the show down was because nothing can top this clip and they know it

BBC BLACK CUM LOADING

>>212125149
It took this long for fishtank to tweet because ben didnt know the login info

>>212125141
This pic is so tributable

>>212125058
no they are jsut being vague because they dont know what to do yet lmfao

>>212124751
Sam "Assault Lawyers" Hyde

Uhhhh we'll answer questions tomorrow even though yesterday we said the same thing. Btw the show still will not be on.
Can I get paid now, Sam?

>>212125224
she trolled the fuck out of him and won, he broke frame

>>212125267
thanks

>>212125207
link to her twitter?

>>212125238
You can make a safespace on /bant/ if you prefer.

>>212125126
It’s hilarious how someone’s mere presence can upset Sam and the wiggers so much. They hated his guts but the fish aren’t brain rotted from being online so they’re just like “ok and”. Sam would have shot Brandon dead on the spot if he could have gotten away with it.

>>212125251
its over bros, she will see this and will be extra careful in the future

>>212125141
someone post the bladerunner edit pls

>>212125236
If Jet gets fired sure.

>>212125275
Why are you people like this

>>212125251
FURIOUS!

>>212125141
that one time on facial abuse was kino

>>212125195
Her nose is way too small to pull off that gay piercing. Good move not wearing it.
In her audition she poined out "no septum!" Do you think jet made her redo the audition without it after she sent the first one with it in?

Incompetency is a word they put to my name
Grooming is something within my game

"This season will be good", or so I say
If not, then this Asian girl still shall I lay

E-girls, fans, all used with my clout
You don't like it, that's fine, but my ear you shall go out

>>212125268
her one ig post is of a penis pump and like 1/4 of her ig stories are 4chan screencaps

i'm fairly sure if any of the wiggers got arrested it would have been reported on, and also the season would just end immediately and the fish would go public talking about what happened.

does anybody have that picture of bill next to the alien? what the fuck was that? it happened at like 4 am. does he just hang out all day? why was he even a prt of the mutant attack thing?

>>212125311
wdym greg said that

>>212125251
>he thinks ellie will be sleeping in shorts after going online
>he thinks ellie will be on the show
>he thinks the show will come back

i miss this

>>212125141
https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1llt4b3/jet_ellie_bdsm_puppy_play/

Finally some content

>all you have to do to shut down a business in america is to call the cops on them enough times that they get run out of town
this is pretty retarded actually

>>212125324
>posting 4chan screenshots on instagram
Why can’t she be normal.

With how low effort this season has been, the replacement location will be beyond grim. The bunker arc was unwatchable, and I guess this will be even worse.

can someone repost angies audition tape. I heard it was cringe

>>212125305
damn i didn't think about that. she's going to be sleeping in sweatpants the rest of the season.

Make a list of fishgirls from tightest to loosest.

>>212125141
>>212125313

It sure would be funny if someone ran over Jet with a dirtbike multiple times.

>fish got out of the tank more than 24 hours
ITS NOT FISHTANK ANYMORE

New Cole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqPKpWzSK4U

>>212125352
i mean, better than fucking nothing, fucking wiggers

>>212125141
>>212125309

Ellie domming the inferior Jet creature

Jon would do a better job than Jet. As long as hes not responsible for setting up the cameras

>>212125324
>her one ig post is of a penis pump
Its her dads pump

aside from the ellie instagram shit, it bodes well that there is no activity from any of the other fish

what was the fact of her 10 facts that she didn't want to say bros

>>212125261
why?

Angie fucked it up

>>212125356
Usually that doesn't work if anyone running the business has any sense and knows how to be non-retarded.

>>212125364
Tightest: that sexy little twink Bluntz

>>212125336
>donated to himself
kwab

wn2b driving by all the fishtank properties checking for wigger activity.

>>212125372
he's bringing back the funk

>>212125356
Probably depends. If it's some boomer business flower shop or something the local sheriff or council would do anything in their power to find the callers

jet should honestly kill himself

>>212125236
I was genuinely looking forward to the rest of the season after act 1
>mariachi band playing
>fish evacuate the house by climbing through the back door
things were looking up
>come back to s2 house basement
>shitty audio
>boring
okay maybe they're planning something and we gotta just suffer through
>sam comes in
>we're getting kicked again
>cams cut
>wigger bullshit ensues for 2 days
all hope is gone

>fish have access to their phones and social media
>the house that every bit and challenge was planned around is no longer available
>no more back-up plans if anything else goes wrong
>multiple fish likely to drop out due to how incompetently the wiggers have handled the situation
>all the tension and drama that has built up between the fish over the course of the season so far has been diffused, and any new developments between them are completely off camera
whether the stream actually comes back up or not is irrelevant, the show is over and they can't recover from this

I can't believe claire created the scott sullivan mma meme

10 fact status????

>>212125366
Hog tie him, lay him across train tracks, and light him on fire when the train is 1 minute away

>>212125401
There's really only one place they could be.

>scu me!
angie is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBFzlD78N0U

>we want to be more transparent and have less downtime
>the next day the site goes down
>we have to be vague rn

>>212125412
same

Angie’s channel is under kids rules or something so there’s no chat and you can’t use miniplayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBFzlD78N0U
Angie is live streaming from 2007

why are the teenaged fishtank girls so violent?

>>212125372
I asked him to do a song about Ellie getting groomed, and check it out. He actually listened lmao.

>>212125429
tight brat is live

>Just going to turn into Angie pedo spam
Yeah, fuck it, I'm out. See you tomorrow.

>>212124004
>>212125041
JEAN

>>212125432
can someone just ask her if she up for outcalls? I'll fly to her city.

>>212125429
>>212125432
>>212125433
binxfag type activity

>>212125381
amazing

>>212125413
Sam and Jet probably told them they wouldn’t be paid if they left now. They don’t have to pay a cent per contract.

>>212125413
hard to argue against

Fuck fish tank, wigger ineptitude

jean seems like a good lady

>>212125432
>Angie’s channel is under kids rules
yo...

>>212125126
LETS GO BRANDON

>>212125450
Bye fag

sex
with
shadi

>>212125381
thanks bro

>>212125452
poop in a toilet

#SaveElliefromJet

Where can I watch the video of Sam, Jet, Cowboy, Ben, and I think Bill Ottman in the old season 3 house addressing the state of Fishtank? I couldn't find it anywhere and I keep seeing people posting screencaps and clips of it

>>212125454
except binx is ugly and annoying

>>212125275
asexual btw XD

Coal released a new song

>>212124103
Enjoy your trillion dollar eggs cuck, I'll be taking care of two chickens with my Asian wife in her father's mansion after I de age myself 15 years and woo her

>>212125416
You're joking but she actually did have a crucial roll in popularizing scottyrocking which makes certain seethers adopting it in opposition to her really funny.

claire created the dog faced cunt meme

>>212125411
He gets to rise to the occasion and come out the hero in front of his crush. Hardly something to kys over.

the wiggers current plan
>buy another house out of state
>sell as many balls as possible

>>212125454
stay mad

anybody at least know what day it was when he said "CAN A DOG DROP IN?"

>>212125126
the real winner of famous house

someone tell this dumbass filipina to stream on ig instead of youtube

>>212124004
jean jackers we are so back

who the fuck is bill ottman? what is his job? why is he involved with fishtank?

>>212124103
Mira mesa

>>212124060
>your based Nazi chud wife sir (in her 30s but who's counting)

>>212125486
so is angie

>>212125508
What could go wrong

Jet is currently eating 5000 calories a day in stress

For the next 24 hours [at least] /ftl/ is no longer on /tv/
This thread will be allowed to finish but after that this general must continue on /bant/
Thank you for your cooperation

>>212125529
>who the fuck is bill ottman?
a character claire made up

>>212125529
he is the dedicated attorney on call, he gets paid a LOT to make sure stuff like this doesn't happen

>>212125209
claire is a retarded attention whore who has literally nothing but fishtank. she and jimmy should hook up, he can beat and rape her and they can break up and get back together thirty times before one of them goes to jail

>>212125356
If someplace like and office building or car dealership has multiple fake calls then they would speak with the police and the police would realize there are trolls trying to swat the place or whatever and they would handle the situation like adults. The problem is that Jet is retarded and the local city council also hates them because they run a show about degeneracy.

remember when they said all our questions would be answered today

remember when they said they'd be more transparent

remember when I could look at my screen and see Ellie live

>>212125541
he also eats that much to relax

>>212125536
maybe on planet retard

how difficult would it be to say
>"hey guys were are setting stuff up for a location, we are still going, the cast is all okay and with us, but it might take a few days to re set. obviously things got sidetrack, but we are still going. thanks for sticking with us, more to come"?

>>212125454
We're going to get IDs back and realize again that it's only like 2 dudes.

Jet doesn't deserve this

Ellie wants to be saved by a goofy ass white boy. Shes a ABG

>>212125529
that's none of your business

>>212125372
makes me wanna get back to playing music

>>212125564
100% a legal thing

>>212125566
yes he does

Jet choking and dying on whatever slop he shoves into his mouth next would be the best thing that ever happened to the show. Maybe then the show would actually be on the air at least.

>>212125541
no, hes eating Ellie's small chink pussy right now

Why is everyone complaining? Think about it, 2-3 fewer days this season means that production will compact the rest of the days with the stuff they didn't do in these 2-3 days. That means the rest of the days will actually be much better.

>>212125566
True, he deserves much worse

Does Ellie have daddy issues?

https://youtu.be/dKNbrxpZQU4?si=CPOuSPvMtGq0NQID

NEW COLE KINOOOO

>>212125566
you're right. he deserves worse

what was the fact about her she didn't want to share bros

>>212125541
Nah that's me

>>212125564
Ear out

>>212125566
>Jet doesn't deserve this

>be me
>go to tune into Fishtank
>a live 24/7 internet reality show
>it's not live
>it hasn't been for over 24 hours
>mfw
wow

>>212125564
It's advantageous to not inform your audience.

>>212125556
jimmy aint no homewrecker though and she's dating /ftl/

>>212125413

For the last part they might not have contact with one another. Like Freddie might not have talked to Drench in 2 days

worst part of this is if it ever does come back up they are just gonna take out their frustration on the audience like every other time things don't go their way

>>212125558
I think another big piece about this that people miss is NIMBYs in New England. Old fuck boomers want complete silence with no one walking around outside.

>>212125573
>Do not take part in FAFO

>>212125567
alright ill do it. ill take one for the team

Surely the season is getting extended right?

>>212125603
everyone should charge back immediately

>>212125313
I hope he at least gave her a hug or something after that shoot, he really put her through the wringer

>>212124004
Only people like Daniel take what Sam says seriously

>>212125553
Hes a baby psychic

>>212125529
He's Fishtank CIO, handles legal matters pertaining to the show (not a lawyer though)

>>212125564
it's much cooler to be silent when everyone thinks you've shit yourself

you stink, there's a liquid stain on your trouser front, there's a sudden bulge at the back, but you just power through it, sigma style, building mystique through aloofness

>>212125352
I love this Lil airhead goblin

get out of my ear man

prophecy almost fulfilled

>>212125458
Is having that kind of contracts a Christian thing to do according to Sam?

>move the fishtank across the mexican boarder
>the tune to sweet child of mine plays as toyota pickups pull up to the house

>>212125108
>cams turn back on to an empty room
>"what's up evwy body, wehwcome back to amewican dude wodge seasown 2"
>all the fish walk into the AirBNB that Jon has willingly made himself liable for in order to continue the season

>>212125621
i hope so. free tokens or something for paypigs at least kek.
or don't they deserve to suffer for this

>>212125529
so youre asking whats his gimmick?

>at least 24 hours
Just fucking say monday morning when you can get the permits you decided not to get.
Theres zero chance the season has any soul after this.
Remembe s1 when they got their phones and came back the next night acting so different and plugging their socials. It sucked

>>212125556
Shadi is a lying nigger

>>212125602
I like the season 3 one more implying Paytriots were even watching the show and not just working Jimmycord into shoots.

claire started jupiter posting
she's prolific

>>212125595
i hate how foids can just be friends across racial and national boundaries.
Im not gay enough to just be friends with them too

>>212125628
>Sam at 67.5%
just literally buy him out nigger

>>212125624
daniel was shitting on sam's advice in confessional and saying anyone who listens to him is retarded

>>212125590
look at him go

>>212125628
>Jet Goodson

>>212125621
2-3 days is really nothing in the grand scheme of things

We should put together a lawsuit and sue the shit out of fishtank live

>>212125566
He deserves to be skinned alive and burnt to a crisp

>>212125373
There's an entire world of streamers right now to watch.
There are so many streamers that most do not crack more than 10 viewers.
If your choices are "Fishtank", "Angie", and "nothing" you need a good hard look at yourself.

ANGIE STREAM SOON
>ANGIE STREAM SOON

>>212125589
Absolutely. She piblically humiliated him by posting his penis pump and a book on how to be alpha.

>>212125643
Name a YouTuber who pay randos more?

Angie is such an airhead but I love her

>>212125653
But these are tank fans, they already know

>>212125628
If Sam knew it was going to be this successful he wouldve gave Jet like 3%

>>212125681
ive been saying we need to be kicking them while they're down

>>212125653
jets gonna feel the pressure after this and unironically might put a lot of effort in, its his last shot

>>212125622
I'm definitely filing a claim and demanding my $0 back, that's a whole year's salary for a janny for christ's sake

Hey someone post that drawing of the guys excitedly watching Mintz take his fat ass out of the room, I forgot to grab that one

>>212125687
chanes of showing nipples again and getting banned?

>>212125643
render unto sam what is sam's

>>212125671
He cant cause that'll trigger a liquidity event for the investors

>>212125589
She mentioned how he lives in Hawaii with his new family and there was a ton of scorn in her voice when she said that

>>212125590
kino

>>212125601
Ellie is the first girl i can understand the ass eating meme for.

>>212125688
woman don’t end up on 4chan without daddy issues lmfao

the only real meme I remember claire trying to get going herself is posting distorted fried images of mauro and it got over like a lead balloon

>>212125589
all hapas do

Angie is live and sideways!

>>212125590
nigga's got snakes coming out of his walls

Now that Fishtank is over, what did we think of it?
What's next for Sam and Jet?

>>212125452
Is Jean the s3 homeless lady sam would scream at is she his aunt or whatever

>How the fuck do I connect a stream software
>Wtf is that

>>212125687
Why must I be at work during angie hours

>>212125722
cole gets it

>>212125735
God bless you brother

>daniel waiting through all this bullshit to be kicked the moment cameras come back on
kek

>>212125533
Do you not see the flag hanging in the background, very prominently?

>>212125669
>>212125718

Am I missing any Danjaks

Ice would never allow shit to go down like this. Sam and Jet are fuckin amateurs way in over their heads.

Is Ellie's world so small that she actually thinks Jet is cool? She is a clout chasing whore to be sure but she has already finessed her way into other streaming communities. Surely she can aim higher

>>212125671
Sam hates fishtank, I wouldn't be surprised if the opposite happens after this season.

>>212125726
>woman don’t end up on 4chan without daddy issues lmfao

the sam hyde show is so fucking bad

Half tempted to just watch the YouTube archives of the S3 streams

>>212125669
i would promote "leni" as in leni riefenstahl as eleanor's nickname
i'm sure you could inject it directly into her brain, she's pretty impressionable

>>212125666
anon that's literally why dudes are awesome.
We relate to our fellow man

>>212125765
cringe

>>212125742
dirty dan made the call

>>212125233
The true trad virgin waifu we deserved

>>212125742
He is....PWODUCTION!!!!

>>212125770
bucky

>>212125772
it really is, midwit stuff

>>212125705
Lol

>>212125781
Nigger you donate to Binx

>>212125747
yes

>>212125751
cute bratty airhead

>>212125791
How

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppilpK8wPqo Angie is LIVE!!~

>>212125756
cheers king happy posting

>>212125762
Which is funny because her current boyfriend looks like he just got out of prison where he was a member of the Aryan Brotherhood.

>>212125688
if i had a daughter like Ellie i'd be pumping it daily too
apparently her sister is hot too, feel sorry for the dad. Fathers with hot daughters always seem a bit weird like they have checked out of life.

>>212125772
>>212125791
TOO MANY TRVTH NUKES LIBARTS?

>>212125776
Rewatch the FH portion and post screencaps. It'd be funny. I miss FH.

>>212125772
its just some half ass shit that tries to come off as hard truths because they have numbers they google

who was she making fun of?

>>212125765
most forced ftl meme award

Guys we're losing 2 days of revenue, so when he get back up, we're going to need a lot of ball purchases

WHY WONT YOU ACCEPT MY FOLLOW REQUEST ELEANOR YOU LITTLE PICK ME SLUT

>>212125798
oh i'm horny again

>>212125772
it's so awful. who are these people? no one cares

>>212125768
she just plays to win.

>>212125765
i think you're missing the one where he has the devil lock like danzig

>>212125817
its the only meme sir

>>212125813
gay ben

>>212125803
bless this girls heart, she will realistically never make it as a streamer because she cannot for the life of her work the technology

>>212125817
another ligman classic

>>212125790
i take her to bucky

>>212125768
shes just using him and the show as a stepping stone to defeat Emiru

>>212125796
the fact that you think everyone who shits on your posts is a /bant/ orbiter just shows how cringe you really are

>>212125807
kek imagine having a daughter in 2025, knowing that chances are she is gonna get railed by a train of niggers

>>212125791
Andrew Tate for guys with even worse daddy issues

>>212125602
Fact: every season without a bar was unwatchable

>>212125803
This bitch is SIDEWAYS

>>212125805
Women don't have values, what else is new

>>212125356
It would be based if we had anti-Thiel plants inside the local PD who know they need to stop this sex criminal organization by any means necessary
>Officer Creager reporting for duty, Sergeant BadIdea Sanchez

>>212125746
4/10. Hated how low effort it was and that they didn't have any theme. Cast was okay. Kicking Jin was a mistake.

Fishtank is a dead show.

when was this sam hyde show filmed?

>>212124254
"At least 24 hours"
So some point between tomorrow and Independence Day, got it

>>212125809
sam's takes would have been so scorching hot in 2005
too bad it's 2025 sam you corny faggot

>>212125863
roll

>>212125846
>imagining ur own daughter in a cuck fantasy
most indian post ever award

>>212125845
he does not deny

>>212125834
the fishtank sign is up

>>212125848
>Jet doesn’t even realize how much the bar added to S2/S3

She has no idea what the fuck she's doing lmao

>>212125836
She needs a boyfriend to help her

>>212125846
why does your mind go to that. I meant more its just sexually frustrating to be a man co-habituating with pretty women, even if they are your daughters.

>>212125874
kek don't have to imagine shit this is the reality of 2025 zoom zooms

>>212125863
Will I place at least middling of the pack in the Balearic slinging competition?

>>212125866
2012 I think

>>212125863
roll 2

imagine watching Angelina cuck you and she gets stretched hard in front of you, and she laughs and calls you a loser. Man that would be horrible.

>>212125817
The OG was funny

>>212125836
cant keep her nips in either

>>212125863
should i delete my 12gb fishtank folder and stop checking /ftl/ and unfollow all mde and fishtank related people forever?

What do the stripes mean?

>>212125885
They barely used the bar in s3 everyone just hung out at the kitchen island

angie live

>>212125863
Should i clean whatever stain this is on the front of my pants

>>212125848
yeah. the only communal place this season was one (1) sofa

Imagine my beautiful daughter just getting rammed by strong men while she writhes arounds

>lmao all our viewers are so cringe, look at these retards they're just like you, Sam come in here and laugh about how retarded you are for watching this, dude lets spam loud annoying TTS to annoy the audience, god damn the audience sucks so fucking much, lets just lie to their faces about transparency lmao, now look at me taunting the audience about how i'm gonna have sex with all of these high schoolers
>Why is our audience so mean to us, and why do they want the show to fail?

>>212125896
uhu yeah because feeling attracting for your daughter is totally normal weirdo

:/

claire invented the term "zoomer"

>>212125919
no that will just make it worse you will wake up in a cold sweat some night and try to get it all back and be even more helplessly addicted

>>212125863
will /ftl/ ever move on from letty, tj and claire?

The votes. They're in.

>>212125863
roll 3

>>212125925
S2 is obviously the best example of set design and best bar ofc. They gave up putting that much effort in.

>>212125868
>my desert. my arrakis. my dune.

>>212125934
unironically this

>>212125863
Will they finally fire Jet

>>212125628
Wow I thought Jet was getting jewed desu but he's a multi millionaire off this and still acts like the most reckless airhead wigger alive. What a fucking retard.

>angie keeps talking about how she has fans

zoomers are so fucked up

>>212125947
they put all the effort into set design and forgot about everything else

>>212125935
It actually is. If you have a hot daughter its just self evident.
Thats why i said dads in that situation check out of life because they have to totally ignore the daughters are sexy

where is she...

Post yfw a Redditor leftie doxed himself and his family to delay Sam by 2 days.

it feels like I’m on facetime with angie

>>212125957
>Jet a multimillionaire
You are fucking retarded

>>212125963
its a Daniel nod, casual

what was ellie's secret fact bros

>he thinks ellie wont sleep in 2 layers of sweatpants after going online and seeing her cute little hole snapped
HAHAHAHAHA
its over retards

>>212125735
there are so many layers to this joke

>>212125934
there are two distinct groups of fishtank watchers. i dont know how to accurately define them. but the "fuck the fans" vitriol is aimed at one and the hostility comes from another. they would like to please the hostile audience but the audience they hate is where the money is

i didn't know of MDE and had barely heard of sam before fishtank
i only watch fishtank because all of sam hydes other stuff is gay and boring and not funny
:)

>>212125891
sure she does

I’m like 100% certain Sam used to make fun of alpha brain
Yeah I know sam being a hypocrite is the expected norm before you reply about it.

>>212125672
Samseethers confirmed retarded. My E-daddy is always right.

>>212125965
Jet can’t focus on two things at once. Galaxy has and all.

>>212125986
chris lynch is the only one of them he truly cares about

does sam really hate women or does he just hate hoores?

>>212125925
problem was it was in the basement and they didnt have a dedicated bar keep to spin anecdotes. s3 biggest issue was the skeleton crew they had running it. they needed at least 3 to 5 more people

>>212125891
Shes farming retard she knows exactly what she's doing

i'm enjoying the sam hyde show
is it possible that sam is deliberately leaving the wiggers in the lurch so that we watch this instead

>>212125963
literally no one watches this

>>212125891
She’s the best. I hope she never figures it out and remains dorky forever.

angie is retarded like ck in a good way

I hate tattoos and vertical bar eyebrows but I need Trish's fat ass in my life

>>212125968
you people are so fucking weird lmao

>>212125999
if you arent buying your nootropics from a russian research chemicals site you're wasting your money

>>212125994
i knew who sam hyde was just from passively using the internet but also never watched any of his shit before fishtank and yeah most of it sucks

This will sound like cope but typically week 2 is the low point in the season, of all the days we could have missed these aren’t really a huge deal

"vague" probably means they are gonna go to another location without getting the proper permits to do it legally

>>212126036
ck isnt retarded

https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYPr9Mna
https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYPr9Mna
https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYPr9Mna

Angelina already responded to me directly twice on her stream :)

Breaking news: Angie has a Labubu

angie has more viewers than binx right now

>>212125978
His stock share is right there in black and white. Go review their quarterly financials and you will see the breakdown, they print money. Especially when they scam their winners out of their prize money. And I bet the e-celebs and freeloaders show up for pennies.

>>212126038
>bro its weird to be a man with hot daughters
You are weird

>>212126044
you realize that it will be even worse when it's back up?

>>212125957
average 4chan post right here

>>212126016
why does he make fun of chris lynch at every opportunity he has
i've been noticing since before fishtank that anytime he mentions or acknowledges chris lynch is to make fun of him or laugh at something implied between the two

>>212125757
>weww...it was a good wun

Get this tranny looking bitch off my /ftl/

>>212126044
the lowest point is always the second half the season

>>212126045
you dont get permits in 2 days, it takes months

>>212126072
it's weird to feel attracted to your daughter you fucking freak. there is no way around what you said, you are a freak and a potential predator.

Chances Freddy leaves? He was already talking about leaving already, and said the basement shit was gay as fuck. I doubt they're letting him get wasted wherever they are too because he trashes shit. So he's probably having withdraws in some hotel

>>212125993
one more thing, the hostility is also at odds with their fragile egos, so they do lash out at the hostile audience sometimes in self defense and that galvanizes the support of the audience they hate because it makes it look like they are the audience they prefer

every druski skit filmed on an iphone has higher production value than fishtank

angewa

>>212126065
are either over 100?

where is he during all of this?

>>212125999
the funniest one lately was sam going from saying he would never try finasteride and calling men that use it retarded faggots to using it himself and then saying he had horrible side effects (obvious placebo) and quitting it and then going back to calling men that use it retarded faggots in the span of like two weeks
he even blamed the end of season 3 on it

>Angie crying in frustration at her complete tech illiteracy
Kino

>>212125863
dubs and drench stabs everyone

>>212125968
there are pheromonal factors that make your siblings and children unnattractive
they literally smell like your children and this has been proven through smell tests
step-siblings don't pass the smell test, you don't recognize them as blood relatives

>>212126044
That does sound like cope but this season has been very mediocre and this might actually give them time to come up with something (the most unlikely thing imaginable because of wiggerbrain but the opportunity is there)

>>212126078
they clearly put all their effort into act 3: spaceship so we can just go there now and pop off

>>212125978
The financials are public retard. You’re seething at Jet calling him a retard/incompetent while he has already earned more than you ever will in your entire life combined.

>>212126089
whys the singer of aerosmith in jail
and when did he get so young

>>212125291
I believe this has something written on the bottom that you don't see what it is until it's in your hands.

>>212126067
This. Hate and seethe all you want jet haters

>>212126067
So he dresses like that because he thinks he looks cool, not because he’s poor. Jesus Christ jet.

Its not even fun simping for fishtank girls anymore.

>>212126044
even if they are setting up another location it still wouldnt be ready and they would all still be in the basement doing a retarded larp and it would be literally worse than nothing

>>212126107
HIMOTHY

angie is still somehow better at technology than the wiggers though

>>212126097
I feel like it's far more likely Dirench (however the fuck you spell it) leaves, she doesn't care about clout and openly said she won't have a social media presence after this so I doubt she's willing to put up with this

>>212126083
>why does he make fun of chris lynch at every opportunity he has
because he loves chris lynch like a son
when he put together a montage of the mde comeback it was like half chris lynch and jet was in one singular photo and you couldn't even see his face

>>212125344
lol

i think my soul is dead i'm just so tired

>>212126092
DON'T NEED PERMITS FOR AN RV

>>212126096
its not weird to call a cow a cow, to notice your daughter is beautiful. Or to want to blow your brains out living in a house of pretty girls with valley girl accents
You are naive
>um its just weird for a guy to see am attractive woman as attractive
no its not you tard

>>212126121
poors actually believe this

>>212126134
t.negative nancy

>>212126022
TIGHT. fuck man

>>212126126
One of his trashbag looking outfits from Balenciaga or whatever costs $5000 but he has no rizz or aura and is fat. So it's completely pointless. And who is he even trying to impress when his love life is entirely based on trying to rape his own female contestants anyway?

>>212126097
everyone left and jet asked them not to post anything for a few days in exchange for some cash

where is he during all of this ?

>>212126097

Freddie and Ellie are probably gone

Ellie knows about all the shit we post now

She won't be happy.

>>212126114
all the examples of people engaging in incest prove thats BS.

literally could've drove back to the first house and continued the show there baka

gay white knights telling her to put on more clothes

It's actually quite pathetic when production doubles down on how great they really aren't, you don't see Ice Poseidon doing this

>>212126141
if direnc leaves then the soul of this season is completely over and it's just gonna be freddy steamrolling everything until they forcibly eliminate him, and you're gonna watch nontent Ellie vs nontent Seth battle it out for the final win

What does Bill even do? Either production ignores everything he says or he's the worst attorney ever lol.

>>212126152
lmao keep trying to rationalize this you fucking freak.

>>212126187
soup kitchen

Angie mogs

>>212125541
jet and sam are in jail until monday

>>212126083
chris lynch once tried to talk about pheromones on scuffed realtor but was talked over by nick rochefort
if you've ever used pheromones, you'd notice that everyone treats you differently, even men
i think sam is affected by these pheromones he applies, or at one point applied, and his brain can't quite process the unexplained feeling of respect or appreciation for this utterly ordinary dweeb, so he makes a joke out of it

absolute faggots telling angelina to put on more clothes lmfao rope NOW

>>212126201
absolute faggots

>>212126188
Doubt it. I can't imagine anyone who goes on fishtank has enough of a sense of shame or modesty to care beyond getting attention.

>>212126056
comprehensive list of non retarded fishtank women:
>claire (unfunny and obnoxious and immature but not retarded)
>binx
>payton
>star
>direnc

>>212126201
They all hopped on the paid Patreon immediately and don't want a bad investment #JustPaypigThings

>>212126208
you are too stupid for this convo

>>212126209
fucking tight slut

jerry https://x.com/druski/status/1926711145089409323

BIGOT FUCKING FAGGOT

>Bots and Shills working overtime
>Get a show
>Get two shows

i hope nina is ok

>>212125566
fuck you cody you're gay

They’re saying 24 hours because the wiggers just woke up. They have no plan

i NEED to know what ellie's secret fact is.

>>212126152
I didn’t know they had wi-fi in max security Austrian prison

>>212126252
Cozy

>>212126271

She smokes pot

Is there even a police blotter report for yesterday's incident? What's the name of the town?

Which one of you faggots told Angie to put on more clothes

>>212126121
jet only gets like 27%, and that's only after they break even and start making a profit, and there's a lot of fees and hidden fees. also, there's a ton of money held up in two houses that won't sell.
jet is not a millionaire. he's not even close to it.

Can a dog drop in? I need answers

>>212126204
Fish Tank Live is on a whole other level than shitposeidon.

>>212125863
will my current solution take more than 3000 attempts

>>212125301
>Sam would have shot Brandon dead
And that's ok nigger.

Angie is getting drunk!

Ellie needs to do a pedicure stream when she goes back home

Is Angie’s tight pussy live yet?

>>212126286
Me

>>212125971
>this monkey fuck retard thinks its recoverable

I want to pulverize Angelina with my car, any other anons get this heckin' cozy feel???

>>212126268
Gonna be delayed again, expect more propaganda out of production to try to keep their audiences glued to Gas Tank

>>212126114
>ermm ashkully phermones prevent sons from jacking off to their hot moms
Go back to redit

>>212126286
abrahamic dick mutilation is to blame
psychosexual traumamaxxing

>>212126114
what kind of stupid cope is this, what if you're out of smelling distance or looking at a photo? i think you're just gay and scared of incest.

>>212126274
if he was in charge of fishtank logistics none of this would have ever happened

monkey girl live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppilpK8wPqo

>>212126301
Yes, someone post the link

about to bust to this brats face

sam hyde mom status?

>>212126326
my cute monkeee

>>212126285
I think s2 house is in Swansea and s1/s4 is in Wrentham? Definitely be wrong though, one of those might be s3

>>212126286
That was me get rekt

>>212126316
its a redditor

OHHHH SHIT ANGIE SUCKING ON A STRAW SOMEONE CLIP THAT

The Waped

>>212126284
>ywn blaze with ellie and cuddle
brb gonna kms

>>212126291
youre right, a far worse level because all they do is try to mimic Cx

remember when dumbgay was roasting abi for a beef bell challenge and he called her a centipede with clothes on that was pretty funny

claire looks like the kind of girl that would produce a lot of pheromones. I think the grease is giving me that impression

tight

>>212126334
which absolute retarded dumb Biden faggot nigger told her to put a sweater on?
this shit is unwatchable

>>212126114
>there are pheromonal factors that make your siblings and children unnattractive
no, there aren't

>>212126316
are you Brazilian?

>>212126365
her simps on the youtube chat

>>212126316
>>212126191
i'm saying you won't confuse your hot daughter for a hot girl
incest can still happen, but you don't need to shut down your libido to prevent it

>>212126337
she's tired of Sam's sugar rush

Angie update: She prefers Ang instead of Angie

>>212126362
imagine this tight bitch cucking you HARD

>>212126365
it was the same guy that swatted the house
he's a fucking menace

>>212126374
The incest guy was mexican

>>212126326
>tracking link
>not today shekelstein

>>212126231
I would say that JC is bright enough due to the correctly realizing the show is for poor people and promptly leaving

>>212126271
seth is a virgin, she doesn't want the baggage thats comes with that

I don't have mommy issues but I do peruse the mommy.talk section

>>212125141
Calling her lenard like you’re one of her faggy discord friends

angie hate is entirely unwarranted.

>>212126114
You need more life experience. Ive been friends with a bunch of families with hot daughters.
One example the daughter used to suck on lollipops and call her dad "daddy" in front of him.

angi is boring as fuck to watch

>>212126349
it is not
maybe "unattractive" is going to far, but you're more likely to see them as ordinary and not as exotic snatch

angie saw my cum tribute :3

>>212126114
Yes and there's a special magical substance in human meat that makes it unpalatable to prevent cannibalism.

>>212126417
she's too innocent bros

bill ottman ordering pheromone cologne from amazon and thinking what could it hurt

>>212126423
it means I busted my fat bwc to your tight fucking body Angie. FUCK.

Ellie if your reading this, let me breed you. I look like Michael Cera and have a really nice gaming PC that runs on Linux.

>>212126271
She wants to date older or experienced guys, not that hard to figure out

Angie said she wants everyone to send her tributes

>>212126418
I'd fuck her but her stream is boring

shit turned into an angie general real quick

>>212126422
trvth
the only appealing thing she had going for her was possibly showing her tits
all Angie simps should be lined up against the wall

>>212126400
Yeah I always think of /sp/ and Neymar and how the Brazilians always say there's nothing wrong with fucking your sisters and relatives

>>212126420
If you were my son I’d regret not making my wife abort you

Angiefags are the new Binxfags please fuck off to bant

>another 24 hours per jet
is it safe to assume i can tune out atleast for another day?

what the fuck is wrong with you guys

has angie been back to the playroom since she got back?

>>212126326
imagine being this much of a faggot

this is what the threads become.

I think we should show her what it means

>>212126422
She’s background brat noises. It’s something

>>212126420
subtle
i'm not a moralfag, i'm just interested in things that are not obvious, like the influence of odor on perception

>>212126453
tell jet to fix his show then

>>>/bant/ you faggots this show is over
>>>/bant/ you faggots this show is over
>>>/bant/ you faggots this show is over
>>>/bant/ you faggots this show is over

>>212126420
>One example the daughter used to suck on lollipops and call her dad "daddy" in front of him.
so you mean completely normal behavior that your porn addicted retard mind made perverse

>>212126403
true forgot her and nifty

>>212126384
its actually more normal to just accept your daughter is a hot girl as a father. Doesn't mean you have to want to fuck her.
See you keep making the leap from
>Man acknowledges woman is sexy
>to lusting over her
This is the feminist school of all men are rapists thinking

>>212126440
she would be more liked if she took the piercings out and quit smoking

>>212126440
Love that bratty dork

Reminder to report all Bill Ottman spamming.

>>212126457
there's nothing else to talk about or watch

>>212126453
There's literally nothing else to talk about

>>212126444
daniel is disgusted!
daniel is a size queen!

>>212126474
this but only for the angiefags

>>212126454
I mean she is hot but there is just nothing of substance to her to make her interesting to watcg

>>212126474
nah it’s not, we have clearance and we aren’t leaving

bill ottman announcing a report on /ftl/

>>212126455
Erm i don't say that

I sent the tribute message guys your welcome lol. I think we are a GO.

>>212126475
you have autism, it was quite obviously the daughter being sexually provocative, practicing on her father. Who exhibited zen like patience was even bemused by it

>>212126431
i really offended people by implying that incest is undesirable
it happens and presumably it is desirable to those that commit it, and also to you

Is anyone really upset that they're missing out on the dogshit basement segment? You couldn't fucking hear anything anyways and they obviously werent gonna bother to fix the audio.

>>212126485
Are you announcing a report, anon?

and that’s where it’s at

that's where it's at

Gimme the quick rundown on the report the wiggers gave out please. I was having dinner so I suppose I missed it.

>>212126475
Who the hell calls their parents “mommy/daddy” past the age of like 8 or 10

I get that you all are a bunch of developmentally disabled autists and probably still call them that but that is not normal

>>212126067
This is completely untrue. Owning stock does not guarantee you a share of a business’ profits. And it’s not like they’re gonna sell the company off for any meaningful amount of money.

why is it radio silence and sam is just doing automatic posts/chris lynch posts. are they really under legal scrutiny? why no updates? show has to be done. the pay piggies will not tolerate over 24hrs of no transparency and content

>>212126521
one time I saw a guy eat a hot dog
he was gay right

Marky is so beautiful bros, seriously.

>>212126535
No? I'm reminding anons to report unfunny spam.

>>212126568
new

>>212126474
but no wrench general. this board is useless to me

>>212125533
i just want to see more of her photos shitskin go back to binx bant

>>212126563
>the pay piggies will not tolerate over 24hrs of no transparency and content
Yes they will lol they enjoy being abused it's a part of it

>>212126475
its not really normal for a grown ass sexually mature woman to felate a object in front of her father while calling him "daddy"

>>212126545
at least 24 hours from now until we hear another update. vague as possible. maximum downtime

>>212126575
was, ages ago
shes busted bad

>>212126575
truuu

>>212126549
>Who the hell calls their parents “mommy/daddy” past the age of like 8 or 10
like half the country
>she called him grandaddy! they're fucking!
you retards are so fucking goofy

SCU ME!

>>212126326
Unwatchable, betty 2.0

I guarantee angie would get horny from cum tributes to her

>>212126584
Bogan pussy got me actin’ like a faggot

>>212126545
>report
two lines on the fishtank twitter. it's not over but they need AT LEAST 24 hours.

>>212126592
if you're going to samefag so hard you might want to learn to spell

i'm going to raise my hot hapa daughter with Ellie to call me "daddy"

>>212126458
Gonna be 72 hours.

Come back Monday

new >>212126672

>>212126671
i accept your concession autist.

>>212126620
Lmfao no grown American man calls their father “daddy” are you an actual sperg like Daniel? Please don’t teww me yew ackshuawwy tawk wike thish

>>212126388
will she treat me right?

>>212126550
dividends?

>>212124254
Hell yeah, i’ll probably get a season pass just in spite of all niggers here.

>>212126632
shed call you weird but shed love it

>>212125772
i enjoy it
what else is there to watch lol

>>212125980
Maybe she likes facial hair?
And saying that would get her 'in trouble' with the viewers/TTSers who'd try and ship her with Freddy?

>>212126609
ew

>>212125623
she did 2 more porn shoots after this one, so she couldn't have hated it that much