>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!


CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)

Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)


IMDB: 3.8/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 41% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Robert Gaffney
Stars: Marilyn Hanold, James Karen, Lou Cutell

Synopsis: A Martian princess and a doctor replace the women on Mars, destroyed by atomic war, by raiding Puerto Rico while a shot down android terrorizes all.

>>212123944 (OP)
MY BODY IS READY!

I wonder when House of Svengoolie will air weekly. I saw their Day of the Dead broadcast and it was retarded how censored it was. They just sloppily cut lines of dialog out and blurred out gore. The Blair Witch Project broadcast was better.

I am going so moderate.

You boys dont know how big im going tonite

This doesn't matter. Nothing matters

>>212124668
w o u l d

>>212123965
absolutely based my body is ready poster

>>212125244

GOING MEDIUM

Was that Telly Savalas watching the Challenger explosion on that monitor!?

>>212123944 (OP)
Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!

>>212125465

>>212125930
s o o n

>>212124117
Picking a very R-rated movie for a PG rated show wasn't the smoothest idea. If they were going censor it in such a disruptive way, they should have just leaned into it and had rubber chickens or one of the Sven squad popping up on screen to cover what they didn't want to show. If you're going to take me out of the movie, you might as well try and salvage it in an entertaining fashion.

>>212126027

Am go big

>>212126075
What is this gif supposed to contribute to conversation?

>>212126116
B A S E D

>>212126075
I meant the comedic prop, but I think you could fill the role too.

>>212126137
you don't know about pig posting?

>>212126189
kys retard

>>212126027
It's strange because you would think Sven, Bill, or anyone else would be able to call this out for being a stupid idea when they were picking the movie.

>>212126137
You have a spider where your sould should be.

>>212126228

>>212126228
Could it be a contractual obligation?

>>212126228

>>212126379
Maybe? They could have purchased the new movies as a collection so Day of the Dead came with Blair Witch and they figured they might as well air it if they got it. Though that doesn't explain why the censoring was so lazy.

>>212125465
Is this some kind of a carb joke?

>>212123957
Last week I mentioned this looked bad, that was in a good way.

>>212126251
>>212126292
>>212126500
Posting the same fucking images every single week is lazy and contributes nothing. Just don't post if you have nothing to say. This isn't your discord.

>>212126614
A K C T U L L A Y

>>212126614
I deliberately entered a thread with things I don't like, and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me?

>>212126614
Imagine the butt hurt
Bro, its called tradititon , love it or leave it

>>212126750
Impossible. Nothing ever happens.

>>212126750
I entered a Svengoolie thread on 4chan. Not a discord chatroom of braindead zoomers spamming the same handful of images at each other desperate for attention.
>>212126767
Svengoolie and 4chan have been around since before you were born. This thread has only been around for a few years. That you treat this like an unmoderated extension of your discord chat is your problem.

Space men coming to steal our women

>>212127101
bro , you seem upset. I know a chud safe space, we can be friends

>>212127372
Keep it coming

>>212127372
a chud safe space?
are Serpentor fans welcome?

>>212127745

>>212127782

nigga , you cant hold a candle to me

well well well, what do we have here

>>212126027
Day of the Dead is an awful choice for their show. It's probably the polar opposite of the kind of show that they should and do feature.

>>212128955
>filename

>>212128985
and what kind of show would you deem to dictate that they should feature?

>>212129018
its the little things

>>212129018
"Spoiler Image"?

>>212129113
Anything that doesn't say nigger or have someone's head pulled off is fine.

>>212129385
man I wish I was this new again

>>212129463
that doesn't leave room for anything good

Sven left out the best facts for this movie. They stayed in a brothel in Puerto Rico during filming and some of the actresses are actually hookers.

>>212131256
This is a family show.

>Futurama Entertainment

What a name.

>>212131423
It would be better if it wasn't.

>>212131789
That's a job for House of Svengoolie.

>>212131847
If that's the case, they've done a poor job so far.

>>212131789
In the 70's Svengoolie had a Penthouse pet as a guest.
https://youtu.be/RLbyVNz1Rh8?si=27SbQnhtp3VHWgFP

>>212132481
Whoa the original Sven sounds like a Jewish vampire!

>He's a robit

Is that an East Coast dialect?

Will this thread last until Monday? ...last week's thread died pretty fast.

>>212135176
The will just isn't there.

>>212123944 (OP)
Am reading the count of monte cristo atm and for some fucking reason I can't help but imagine the count looking like this man. It's driving me insane. I've never even watched Svengoolie

We apologize if watching this program caused anyone nausea, dizziness or a lowering of intelligence!

>>212136001
>reading
why?

>>212136015
The film helped me take a decent nap.

>>212135176
It died on Sunday but I believe we can make this one last until Thursday, I believe in us

>>212137602
It's not looking so good so far.

I hope Gwen is thinking about me.

>>212123944 (OP)
>black eyes
>black hair
>fat
He is subhuman

>>212138830
His name is Rich Koz. Your radar is working perfectly.

>>212138610
Not with THAT attitude

The night is still young.

>>212139001
Now THAT’s the attitude!!!

>>212137602
>Thursday
Now that's ambitious!

>>212138869
Funny, I always thought he was Hispanic.

>>212123944 (OP)
Always think this is Sam Hyde from one of his sketches when I see this image in the catalog.