Thread 212126672

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Previous: >>212123939

We'll know more in AT LEAST 24 hours

Angelina is a tight fucking piece

smEllie

SEX WITH ANGEWA

my gf

my mom is cool

eLEANore

>>212126762
>inseminating Angie in yoga pants

we in here faggots
>>212126568
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>>212126568
>>212126568

>>212126739
STOP THE CHARGEBACKS

monkey girl sad sip

Guys DONT WORRY! In 24 hours we'll get another message that will tell us we'll receive more info the next day. It's all under control.

>>212126762
She's so gross

>>212127679
Angie's stream is 100% pedobait and we love her for that

>>212127833
She should be shot. This just encourages pedophiles and makes them think it's normal. Kill yourself

>>212127679
Do you think she likes degrading raceplay during sex? I get that vibe

>>212127833
this whole "im a little girl" illusion is ruined when you see her smoking cigarettes and you see her eyebags up close

>>212127982
more chance than that the sun will rise tomorrow

>>212128118
anti-natalism (not pro-mortalism like those recent terrorist freaks or fatalism like people improperly assign to anti-natalism) is based

the issue here though is that sam says he hates anti-natalism so why would he work with a guy like this?

Reminder that we will never see nana in the tank

top 5 hottest male fish?

Chat's in a state right now.

Watermellie

hear me out.
>Kato
>Angelina
>Juliana
all on you at once.

sex with shadi

>every reality show ever gets filmed on a pre-made set
>none of them get fucking swatted
>they think it's a good idea to have a reality show in a fucking neighborhood
>most likely with no no business permit either
>won't just take the time to get the permit and built a set on a couple of acres of land and avoid all of this

I don't get it

>>212128300
im like into jet

So someone snitched them out for filming in the basement?

>Dont smoke under bed
>House gets condemned

>>212128203
what's based is having a sexual fetish for impregnating women
i find it very difficult to get off if i'm using the back entrance
not happy about being born, kiddo? get a fucking job

>>212127992
based

why didnt they just set up in the house?

>>212128365
yes, naturally. but only fish.

>>212128357
nobody does. The Twitter orbiters don't bring this up because Sam Hyde is their daddy.

>>212128357
>have it set in a fuckin basement with 1 exit
lmao GOOD JOB JET

>>212128365
*fakes coyly looking away from the camera*

Bros, how do I get myself an Angie gf?

>>212128300
mikhail
faust
charon
dangerous caleb
jet neptune

Been drinking 500ml caffeine energy drinks every day for the last 6 months and quit cold turkey a couple of days ago, I'm still dying of fever, puking and dizziness, says on google it can take a week to get better

Man of steal

Has anyone checked if the town had an emergency council meeting

JC's legs...

>building in immanent risk of collapse

what the fuck lmao

>>212128366
i don't think specifically but that is what the town went with to give them a reason to shut it down.

>>212128300
oliver luke freddy tj vance (bald with beard version) in no particular order

Angie's getting mad goofy

>>212128403
go to your local orthodontist

They violated this https://www.thegreategressco.com/pages/rhode-island-egress-requirements

>>212128420
GEE I WONDER WHY

>>212128357
if they were competent, they'd be working on a real show

>>212126672 (OP)
Status on the new house:

House is very small so we should be up and running within a couple days. Don't have a basement so we're setting up shop in the garage right now. We left some equipment behind at the second house and trying to obtain it has been a big part of our delay.

We're gonna have to use the back patio to compensate for the small house so bear with us while we learn how to rig the audio up. The property is beachfront so expect some challenges out there (suggestions welcome).

Listen, we're trying to get shit up and running as fast as possible but it's not easy.

>>212128300
off the top of my head...brian > jon > vance > freddy > simbal. add freeloaders and it changes a lil

>>212128387
Doesnt every room technically have one exit, or do windows count

>>212128420
>They never actually fixed it up after they smashed all the walls out

>the poopoo bucket got the house condemned
Our days are numbered, poopbros

>>212128436
maybe if you fags got permits and had an actual set you wouldn't get rekt

>>212128420
s2 fans were begging for this btw

They will never sell the S2 house kek

>>212128376
im not some mopey faggot about being born, I love life, in many ways it is a fantastic gift. it also has the potential to be a horrific curse.

I simply think we have no reason to roll the dice for things that dont exist, regardless of how much good or bad their life will have. just live a good life yourself, be good to those around you. why bring something that never had a say into the equation?

>>212128420
they’re just making shit up to run them out of town, fuck BARB!

apparently the local authorities were right all along
the basement floods, has no external exit, and would be a death trap if there were a fire on the ground floor of the house
if only there were some way to descry the inscrutable books of law, perhaps a way to pay a loremaster of law to advise you in such matters

this is good news.

>they can get it uncondemned by fixing whatever got it condemned in the first place
>s3 house is free to use.

How bad is the Ellie simping compared to past seasons?

This reaction from the town is clearly measured. Probably a little dishonest to slap a health risk on the house without consulting anyone related to the show for proof. Their claims seem faulty and could probably be easily dealt with if the wiggers. have a good lawyer to advise them.

>>212127833
what on earth does her mom think of her

>omg, my daughter is absolutely having sex

>>212128300
Sammy
Oli
Sloth
Choccy on the rocks twink
Payton

>>212127833
>>212127998
what are you people talking about? Because she has braces?

>>212128436
It's over. Why even try at this point?
No Ball bros concert will help them recuperate thr money they have lost so far.

They were literally about to exit the facility and enter the new world of green why are the authorities so unfair. Did they even let Arye try to explain it to them

So it wasn't that guy in the car, it was the government??
explain

The fact is that if you piss off the government and they want you out, they WILL find any small rule that you technically didn't follow and punish you to the fullest extent of the law

>>212128436
Sure real Maejok

>>212128300
luke
kevin
fred
brian
tj

>>212128442
windows height probably match the requirement but i think the whole filming of the basement in the worst conditions didn't help them one bit

seeing so many cars parked outside the resident you can guess they were too busy fuckin partying upstairs and spent too much time with this retarded fallout larp fucked htem in the ass

>>212128469
No simping has ever or will ever reach season 1 levels.

>>212128300
1. luke
2. tj
3. cole
4. vance
5. brian

seth honorable mention

>>212128487
land of the free

>>212128466
bullshit you think there is some magical wizard of law who could use his magic crystal ball to prevent stuff like this? fucking fantasy land garbage dude get the fuck out of my ear

>>212128487
jet neptune deserves to suffer

what was the ellie secret fact she said she wouldn't say...

I kinda think it was the redditor now that ratted them out. I thought it was a stupid witch hunt earlier, but that guy's reddit history had posts about interning at a law office.

Retards trying to get it shut down: you are just contributing to they mystique of the show and jet neptune’s cult of personality

Angie is getting tipsy

>>212128357
They have a dream of a whale buying the old houses for the novelty of owning a fishtank house

>>212128461
because i like to bust a load into a pulsating vaginal canal, and because i feel a sense of pride and accomplishment afterwards
i'm smug for a good 24 hours afterwards

>>212128436
your larp makes no sense, why would maejok be giving information that could lead to another doxx lol

>If anyone forced me to watch anime I'd kill myself
Based

>>212128416
>she whispers as she grips your dick

>>212128469
>moshi moshi, daddy? im ready , fly me out of this shithole

no more egirl type stuff

s2 house is absolutely fucked. Anyone who works on shit like this knows thos. They are never selling that fuckin house lol.

making hapa babies with ellie

>>212128473
plus the plushies and application of makeup that focuses on youthful blush and freckles and generally younger girl bratty thing she does

>>212128480
aryeh starting talking about steven universe to one of the cops and they tased him

>>212128436
fake and gay
you guys are all busy hanging out at a hotel while jet is fuckin ellie in their own room

somebody tell me if ange gets drunk enough to be entertaining

>>212128497
oliver maybe 1 or 2 if we're counting freeloaders

>>212128491
>>212128497
what do you see in vance?

>>212128469
The simping has gone down since the instagram leaks

>>212128506
born as a male

keeper of a building in imminent risk of collapse

And to think all of this could have been avoided if Sam didn't chud out and try to frame a gay clothing maker as a pedophile for fulfilling an order submitted by a parent.

>>212128469
Mild as fuck.
Its just slightly worse than payton simping and that ended the second she was off the show.

>>212128300
Oliver gay
Luke
Freddy
Lance
Jon

>>212128469
season 1 was only simping past a certain point

>>212128469
>Ellie simping
it doesn't feel bad desu, it's a different kind of simping, think it has something to do with her being too hot, like a model, not a simpable mid. Just a pretty flower.

do you think patrick star got arrested yesterday?

>>212128527
You don’t know what you’re saying.

>>212128513
I enjoyed when they were trying to convince Alex B to buy the S3 house lol

my little monkey girl

>>212128470
well having the proof being recorded in these situations that show people with tattered clothes shittin in poop buckets gives enough of a scare for actions to be taken swiftly is my guess

>>212128542
only makes her more attractive tbqh

>>212128554
Lol no

>>212128469
I barely recall anyone simping for her in past seasons

>>212128554
it was basically simp wars for the final two weeks

>Basements with habitable space and every sleeping room shall have at least one (1) openable emergency escape and rescue window or exterior door opening for emergency escape and rescue.
>Where basements contain one or more sleeping rooms, emergency egress and rescue openings shall be required in each sleeping room but shall not be required in adjoining areas of the basement.
>Where openings are provided as a means of escape and rescue they shall have a sill height of not more than 44" above the floor.
>Where a door opening having a threshold below the adjacent ground elevation serves as an emergency escape and rescue opening and is provided with a bulkhead enclosure, the bulkhead enclosure shall comply with Section R310.3.
>The net clear opening dimensions required by this section shall be obtained by the normal operation of the window or door opening from the inside.
>Escape and rescue window openings with a finished sill height below the adjacent ground elevation shall be provided with a window well in accordance with Section R310.2.

>>212128540
conventionally attractive? tall, not obese, socially adapted. i guess the better question is what's wrong with him?

Does this mean they have to either build an exit leading outside for the basement, or fill it in? Rough investment.

>>212128506
You have to be twice her age and white to cum inside her

>>212128523
angie fucking rules

Jet is grooming and trafficking schoolgirls interstate

>>212128506
she doesnt want to date any virgins

>>212128559
Doesnt help that every time she opens her mouth she loses another simp due to cringe

>>212128563
Goranian...

Why couldn't they condemn the house during season 2? They had all that wood laying on the second floor, the windows shut tight, people smoking all over the place, not a single fire extinguisher on sight...
It would have saved us so many nontent hours

When is the housing bubble bursting

WTF IS GOING ON IN BEDROOM 1 CHECK THE SITE

So is the show over? What's the run down on the situation?

>>212128469
honestly feels like some spiteful simping because jet has fucked the season bringing her on and has clouded his already shitty decision making

>>212128563
As a jet hater this entire thing has been a dream come true for me. Get fucking owned faggot.

>>212128588
Wonder who he learnt that from

>>212128563
Based

What is your top 1 favorite Fishtank moment?
Mine is either Simon freaking out against TTS after thinking he got cancelled or Summers BPD meltdown

>>212128408
nice

Angie won me over...

>>212128458
and they were right

>>212128596
A person familiar with the laws definitely snitched on them. I doubt the city is fucking with them.

we need to start objectifying male fish
its not fair only guys get to simp

Ellie is built for hugs and kisses

>>212128596
90% of the fanbase did not hate Jet during Season 2.

Jet and Maejok have been stockpiling illegal weapons at the season 3 house and the FBI and ATF are planning to stage a Waco level event in the coming days

Season 2 killed the franchise.

it's corruption

>Daily reminder Elli is as young as 14 in her social media posts
>Daily reminder anons have been working on an archive of her
>Daily reminder she still might not be 18
>Daily reminder she sounds prepubescent
>Daily reminder Ellipedos have posted vulgar comments "need that childlike body"
>Daily reminder Ellipedos have no issue with any of this
Worse than Josiefags

>>212128599
this fucking tight hoe needs her pussy absolutely stretched in front of me while I watch and jerk it.

Wtf why does this 18 year old girl have immature takes and interests of a teenager? She should be based and redpilled like 35 year old me!

>>212128623
Shut up bitch

>angie eating hot fries
i love her

>>212128581
he's a pudgy ginge who balded at 24.

>>212128613
tj beating jimmy in a boxing match

>Daniel was about to get kicked for having the lowest stox when the cameras went down
>Now, a day later, Aryeh is below Daniel
Will they still kick Daniel? Or whoever has the lowest when the cams come back on?

>>212128563
it's not as if any of this shit were written down, or as some might say, codified
you're in the clear jetty m'boy

Justice for Simmons
Justice for Cole
Justice for Brandon
Justice for Alex B
Justice for Jin

when does angi show nips again

>>212128625
so true anon, so true

>>212128603
Mirror Check

Can you wanker calm down on the simp posting for a moment, what's going on with the Show is it over or not?

>>212128604
The truth is we all just want girls like Josie and Ellie to get out of this shit
Remember Josie was a cutie pie before she got into this crap
Ellie should just stream and insta hoe she doesnt need anyone

>>212128633
claire still high off jet farts

>>212128625
built for porn

>>212128585
is angie streaming right now?

>>212128631
So are you fucking around when you say shit like this or are you actually serious?

>>212128636
balding doesn't bother me tbqh. pudge can be fixed

any female born after 1993 can't cook... all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

>>212128540
i didn't say vance

>>212128603
Weve been missing so much mirror kino

new england boomers owning edgy millennials

Help

>>212128660
House condemned, shows dead for another day.

>>212128660
it's not over. there's nothing preventing them from using the s3 house.

>>212128436
yo beach challenges will be amazing! SAND TANK :)) love you maejok

literally no reason at all to hate angie

>>212128625
from a whiteboy(me)

>>212128436
this is the real maejok btw he has it in the name after all

>>212128300
1 burt 2 duanyay 3 charleston 4 laron 5 jet

>>212128601
this is all we know

she won

>>212128357
Eventually you realize sam's advice is fucking shit and you can only GEEZ DOOD so far in life.

>>212128596
the consequences of season 3 and moralfagging

i'll buy a house and run a reality show where you throw poop at each other how hard can it be

>>212127998
Eyebags are a huge thing thats in fashion with asians. They even get injections to make them more prominent. Learned about this while at my grandmothers house watching some normie cooking show where the people cook dinner in each others house for a competition. One of the contestants would get it done regularly. I don't get how people come up with this shit.

>>212128685
no

>>212128666
lmfao

>>212128613
Chris freaking out in the crawlspace in Season 2.
I like the guy and I'm glad he's doing better, but him banging against the wooden walls, screaming until Ben rushed upstairs to save him was the peak Fishtank will never reach again.

>>212128660
not over but it will probably be a couple days to get the new house rigged up

>>212128669
anon she just likes memes and shitposts
she did not betray you personally

>>212128671
yes https://www.youtube.com/live/vuZlSHorBLU?si=p8P6y-55gECwC-rW

>>212128685
Kill yourself

>>212128613
Too many to choose but it might be jon kicking the first hole in the wall during the cell and keeping his foot over the hole for like 40 minutes before someone noticed

>>212128692
she's ugly and stupid. 2 great reasons

>>212128436
Let's go, beach setting sounds great-- thank you for the transparency

>>212128715
>she inquires for the bwc

>>212128512
Absolute semen demon holy shit she will extract so much of my cum

Sooner or later God'll cut you down

>>212128705
Never mock the dead Wiggers. Rest in peace Jeanne

ELLIE IS ONLY 5 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!

I don’t care anymore. Good job Jet, I hope the bit was worth it.

>>212128715
why hasn't he tried this with drench?

>>212128715
Glasses make girls cuter

I was going to complain that as a non-anime fan, Angie has no right to own a weeb sword when I don't have one
but then I remembered I do

>>212128719
wait i never saw this :/ clip?

You had an 18 year old underage girl in the basement without an emergency exit just what in the hell were you guys thinking?

>>212128630
She turned 18 the moment her mom fucked a white chad in front of her

>>212128740
how much does he know

>>212128613
The entire alex hog wife night was fucking gold. Idk if I can pick a true favorite tho

SEASON 2 FAGS KILLED THE SHOW!!!!

>>212128740
kino

>>212128728
this

>>212128740
How did he know?

>>212128623
Theres one fag who wants to suck everyones cock

Yo Brian why dont you scream at Summer thats a good trick hheh

>>212128669
She revealed her grifter plan on day 1

>>212128686
>>212128687
>>212128725
Cheers for the update lads, I'll come back tomorrow then and hopefully things are sorted by then.

>not in my neighborhood you don't!
>gets your show shut down

>>212128580
So basically they need a door that connects directly to the outside OR the windows have to be placed in a lower position to where even fat uncoordinated fucks like Aryeh could climb out of them in the event of an emergency

fishtank is at immanent risk of collapse

>>212128644
What do you think

Tay > Ellie.

Mints is the one that ratted them out.

All of this would have been avoided if they weren't being antagonistic in the first place. Sam post-ironically ordered viewers to go harass them in S2 , remember?
You reap what you sow you stupid fucking niggers.
Just play by the rules, get permits, give proper notices, do some leg work.
Understand that you can't do whatever the fuck you want.
This is all on Jet and Sam.

>>212128766
imagine how fucked up her mental development was. disturbing to think about.

>>212128778
i would watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvXuKhx3Vvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvXuKhx3Vvo
What do we think of Burts sister?

>>212128790
it was his Asian son

>>212128579
seriously, the threads were unbearable and consisted purely of lettyfags shitting on everyone else and josiefags screencapping everything she did. s1 had the worst threads of all time in my experience

>>212128300
Luke
Freddy
TJ
Brian
Bloodgames Jon
honorable mentions: Kevin, Oli

>>212128777
the aesthetics were so good

>>212128790
Based Boomer

Revenge is a dish best served cold

>>212127615
Claire is such a tryhard dickrider man

>>212128436
Some retard is just gonna swat it again.

LOL

>>212128663
thats the thing also yeah. jet isn't some masterclass cool guy that everyone likes. like half the people that watch fishtank can see how dogshit the show is and what jet is doing with it and realistically went to shit the bigger it got

so seeing him use this shows popularity to bring in 18 year olds which stifles the content, and then protecting them the whole time right out in the open like this(after all the other behind the scenes shit people learned), leaves a very poor taste in peoples mouth

and thinkin when the show shits itself like this, its really easy to point where shit goes wrong and its jet thinkin with his dick by flying a fresh 18 year old out from a broken home and parading them on a show makin them roll around like a dog, and being protective enough to kick a contestant like JIN who would probably try and get with her over him

>>212128807
Ass got caught in the basement door and they had to condemn the place while they winch him out

>>212128683
false

>>212128300
luke
TJ
shinji
brian
freddy

not including freeloaders or production

>>212128790
king

>>212128790
This kike is likely about to get sued into the ground

where's the stream

>>212128840
it was condemned because they pee and poop in buckets in a basement. Disgusting. Jet probably admitted to this.

You thought you could kick Jon, Cole, Summy, Jin, humiliate Alex B, and there would be no consequences?

>>212128824
If you didn't tap out when Sam decided the finalists would start The Great Simp War then you are watching the show wrong.

>>212128705
holy shit you're right

Ben facing the police in his batman underwear telling them to back off as they draw their weapons

>>212128826
how does jon make the list and oliver doesn't? unless ur not counting freeloaders

>>212128810
Why does literally every member of the fishtank/mde crew have embarrassing DM screenshots involving sexual shit?

>>212128574
Yeah but it’s a crazy reality show. You would think some due diligence would be required at the very least. Have they spoken to any former contestants about their experiences? I’d wager no.

Reminder that Maria is not an actress and you’re autistic if you think otherwise

>>212128860
But officer production did that during S2

this is what they get for screwing tayleigh over

>>212128719
Clip? I watched S2 live but never saw this for some reason.

>>212128855
He did not break any laws though. He reported legal violations and the house was vacated, there is nothing Ottman can do about that.

>fallout tank caused the fallout of fishtank
Should have done spacetank

>>212128884
they're strange people

>>212128818
She looks like Burt but with tits. She even his autistic speech mannerisms.

>dan: i'm the jon of this season
>letty: no. you'll never jon.

how did jon cultivate so much aura, despite being a retard with a lisp?

is the wog (greek) buff just that powerful?

>>212128874
hes a handsome fella

>>212128896
>tayleigh
who?

>>212128790
The Hero Of Cumberland

Production told me to condemn the house

>>212128840
asbestos basement confirmed.
they might gave ellie cancer

yo mints I’m in space

>>212128856
they were evicted! fishtank is dead!

>>212128914
Born with a six pack

>>212128904
haven't watched fully but i think it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcpx7xzxiZY

>>212128884
mints doesn't

wn2b condemning the house

This all happened because the majority of you could not take Bradley Martyn in a fight

>>212128884
Humiliation ritual.

>>212126672 (OP)
Post the new Fishes Instagrams

ben doing the darkness dance for the police officers and they think it’s so emotional and lowkey deep that they are moved to tears and back down

>>212128663
Ellie has old insta posts talking about not wanting to "save lives" (be a doctor) and just be famous so she is doing what she thinks she has to to be famous. Literally getting weinsteined by wiggers because her dumbass will think it will help

>>212128737
Thanks for hanging in there.

someone post the new house the bought again

>>212128588
like jewish father like wigger son

>season pass is 1/3 the price
>show is 1/3 as long

when the cops showed up yesterday sam told them he was just the hired host and that jet was the showrunner and jet fucked it up massively lmao wait for the bodycam drop
it’ll be the end of fishtank

>>212128923
the queen

SEASON 2 HOUSE KILLED THE SHOW

>>212128932
I'M ON A DATE WITH ELLIE ON THE MOON

I NEED A SODA

>>212128936
6 pack of bud light.

>>212128905
this lmao. They were always operating on borrowed time. The second the cops saw how the house was being used it was over

>>212128705
fuck I forgot about her lol jeanneposting was so fun

>>212128966
NIGGA HEIL NINA

>>212128874
i wasn't counting freeloaders

>>212128961
erm no. i don't think i want to get banned today.

>>212128966
Sam interacting with cops is always funny, he's extremely awkward

>>212128762
>>212128904
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751161759437989.webm
more to it but this is what i have

>>212128966
Just as planned.

>>212128914
he has tons of animal magnetism

Aryeh won

Sandra fucks dogs

>>212128964
>10 is 1/3 of 60
Retard

>>212128932
mintz lowkey busted. only saving grace is his ass.

>>212128994
is there any footage of sam interacting with cops?

>>212128999
that is soooo fucking funny

>>212126672 (OP)

can you fucking incels please stop posting pictures of my brother? he did NOT call the cops your pathetic little tv show and you're really freaking out my family. ITS NOT FUNNY!!

>>212128977
sounds good to me

>>212129006
you just committed a felony

>>212128978
yeah seems like s2 was just a pit stop for them but id rather they woulda took their 2 day hiatus after the mariachi band than pull this nonsense

>>212129019
theres footage of him interacting with the fbi

>>212128932
initiate program FAG5000

>>212128999
>red alert! Red alert! There is a gay guy
Kek i miss that sfx

>>212128630
>Daily reminder Elli is as young as 14 in her social media posts

She's 17 in the most of the recent IG selfies posted here, some 18

>>212128908
Its fascinating

>>212128810
you probably stink like shit

Daniel was panicking and tried to tell the cops about Marky

>>212128999
fucking iconic

>>212128810
every member of the crew has unironic negative charisma with women

from bicflame asking girls to put golfballs in their ass and poop, to jet saying "erm uhh u could stay with me" and the girl he was talking to literally saying "ew wtf" to sam offering to be a janitor at marky's school and telling her to "study" charlie kauffman movies

seriously what the fuck is wrong with them

I hope freddy has a cold one rn

imagine if we could all meet up to have a fishtank party! we'd stay up late watching, making jokes and having a great time. i'd bring the snacks

we got bodycams of rachel and luke pretty quickly, would love to see the latest one if there is any

>>212128999
>gay guy alert!
I miss this so much

>>212129053
i personally like the bad break up tts
why did they get rid of that?

we need to not be filming our show in a building in immanent risk of collapse

>>212129008
>6 weeks is 1 month
we don't sign our posts here

>>212129066
I bet you taste bomb

>>212128964
>most intelligent /ftl/ poster

>>212129006
Literally a goofy ass white boy. What’s not to love?

Aryeh keeping the cops on site for an extra two hours reporting his fishbucks stolen.

>>212129057
Scraping her accounts much ellipedo?

>>212129068
what if everyone at it looked like picrel?

>>212128818
Interesting. Has Burt expressed interest in releasing real incest porn with her?

>>212128932
>>212128975
this "bit" sucked and went on for too long

Reminder Jet thought 6 weeks was 60 days

>>212129079
classic but way too long

how long does it take to get a permit anyway?

>>212129091
>white

>>212128406
kek

>>212129067
i hope ary is happy rn :)

>>212129092
>officer they took my magic bucks away from me

>>212129066
I can't speak for Sam but the rest of them are porn addicts, Jet, Bicflame, Ben they're addicted to porn and haven't had a single normal relationship. They got all their intimacy experience from jacking it.

NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY

>>212129086
alright ben is ok lol

So thats why sam hyde made the boomer video

>>212129079
Jet killed it in bitchtank i think. That and the puke. Once people spam it on him he just removes them in a power trip.

>>212129105
>watching fishtank between 9am and 5pm
never gonna make it

>>212129066
>seriously what the fuck is wrong with them
boy let me tell you....

THEY'RE NERDS

*in the tone of milk couch* cum sock!

>Angie: huh? No, I don't watch gore
thread: but you said you did in your video
>Angie: oh yeah. I forgot I admitted that

>>212129133
Don't say dat shi

>>212129133
dont say that shit

>>212129091
From the stand point of actually wanting to see the nicest person win he is a great fish, he is also autistic as fuck so it is funny.

Sending Angie a jar of cum for her bedside table!

>>212128961
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/zillow/

>>212129098
name of the girl on the left?

>>212129068
it would devolve into a gay orgy by day 2

>>212129144
CAN A NIGGA DROP IN?

>>212128818
> i ran out of one pack of water, i remember i bought some water, a few days ago
> uh-oh, really
> yuh
> uh-oh, uh, waynes brothers? TV?
> i, i think it was on WB-11?
> [together] WE"RE HAPPY AND WE'RE SINGING AND WE'RE COLORED, GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE

milkcooch

>>212129133
say that shi

remember jet has groomed all these hot girls and not got with a single one

>>212129067
freddy is passed out on roofies on sam's couch right now

>>212129144
Fred is so good because he isnt even playing it up for the cameras most of the time. Hes just like that.
Alex b tried too hard for the cameras and it got annoying

>>212129066
>dropped out of college to follow some high school fling
>offering to be a janitor at marky's school and telling her to "study" charlie kauffman movies

jet just straights up fucks his contestants. interesting contrast between sam, the simp, and goran rapistovic

>>212129183
kek

>>212129188
>He doesn't know

this really reminds me of back in the day when i used to spam my dick to girls on plentyoffish and they'd ban me and I'd make a new account and I'd get away with it for a few hours but inevitably they'd catch me and ban me again.

>>212129188
well he got with claire but i guess you said hot girls and not hook nosed dog girls

>>212129144
Is there a clip of this with audio?

>>212128363
is this true, they're not getting the house back? They lost ownership because Jet was filming Ellie pissing in a bucket?
Would be absolutely neptunian end to it

Should have watched Clarkson Farm

I'm so curious as to what Cole thinks of Ellie

>>212129183
I hope ickey pukers is the first challenge they do when they come back.

>>212129201
jets literally an incel from r9k

This whole “house condemned” thing is fucking random
It makes me think this is all actually an elaborate wigger bit

cuddling with angie while watching chinese work accident cctv videos

>>212129144
CAN A DOG DROP IN?

>>212129188
he fucked abi

>>212129183
shinji is a freak, him and trish were dying laughing at the vomiting. then there's ollie who just drank his own fucking puke, kiwis are crazy man

>>212129124
all that retard needs is a hot pocket and an episode of hey arnold

>>212129188
>claire
>abi
>josie probably
>kato
None are hot though
>Ellie probably or soon
Only hot one.

keeping an extra can of beer on my desk for freddy like how some bars put out beers and burgers at tables for dead soldiers sometimes

BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL THE NOT SO LAWYER MAN

>>212129192
jet has only fucked one of them, he attempts to lure contestants and freeloaders and has been rejected by all but claire.

>>212129216
pecan pie

>>212129223
nah jet gets bitches

>>212129209
no idea but presumably maybe on the fishtank website but trying to find specific clips is impossible

>>212129235
>ollie who just drank his own fucking puke, kiwis are crazy man
you can get very sick doing that

>>212129210
No. It just means no one can live in it until it passes an expection.
Probably why they need to wait a full day they need to get the guy out there to okay the house

>>212129216
that's really gay don't do that

whenever i think of s2 i always think of trish yelling
>siiiiiiiiinji

>>212129124
>you don't understand officers, there are no laws down here!

>>212129232
nope only claire

Angie drinking ASMR is so comfy

>>212129226
Rubbing my face against Ellies toes like a cat

Somehow Jet Neptune still has a job at fishtank after this performance. Blaming everyone else but himself.
Bill Ottman is not a lawyer he's just a guy with a lot of bitcoin that Sam Hyde knows and likes to keep around.

>>212129258
what because of the bile?

what do you guys think the fish are doing rn

>>212129168
was this the twist then? just go to another house and get doxxed and kicked out again?

>>212129216
If i was cole i would pick up the call for bloodgames 2 so i could meet her.

>>212128630
>Trying to moralfag about "pedos"
>on 4chan
will never not be funny

They got busted for the basement not having egress windows. The basement is only required to have egress windows if it's used for sleeping. The fact that they made them sleep in the basement caused the rule to apply. So the Fallout larp literally killed the show.

jets the sort of incel that cant get with hot girls thats why he grooms
If he was getting anything he wouldnt be grooming

I thought you guys were joking about Sam becoming a Christian, but he's actually claiming that shit LOL

house 4 is real

>>212129281
yea you can get sepsis and die, had someone who had chronic stomach issues and they ended up with severe infection

Ellie's cute gasping body after you punch her full force in the solar plexus!

>>212129280
i thought bill and sam were childhood friends

>>212129251
mints doesnt count

>>212129289
Jets cumming in Ellie, the rest who cares.

angelic brat

i love her

business idea: film fishtank in a carribean island, make it beach themed and have more physically oriented challenges

>>212129055
Can someone explain what Sam/Jet promised to "investors" in exchange for their money?

I'm so board.

>>212129182
kek

I'm going to bed, hopefully when I wake up something interesting is happening, goodnight bros

>>212128860
If I want to piss and shit in a bucket in my basement, that's my god-given right. Fuck you.

>>212129225
We'll know soon enough if it's a bit when there is bodycam footage and legal documents.

I wanna see Freddie’s application vid & also less so that of direnc

>>212128791
Correct.

>>212129297
It had a window, I don't know if those little windows count or not

>>212129226
Ben missed a funny bit with this scene where he has them talk about their gay shit for the scene but the camera is pointing at her feet the whole time

they probably think they're a bunch of renegades being oppressed by the man when in reality they're a bunch of retards incapable of paperwork or common sense

>>212129289
masturbating which undermines the sexual tension and goon on cam angle
the show is dead

>>212129305
Oh yeah....that....
How is that shit not getting swatted too?

>>212129305
I sleep here
Carpet

>>212129319
she's 17 years old here you pedophile freak

>>212129346
this post isn't punk rock at all

>>212129274
Cope

>>212129333
they showed direnc. she talks about wanting to follow guys into alleys

>>212129274
Nope, Claire was pretending to make Abi feel bad and scare off simps.

>>212129333
dawrench is only interesting when interacting with freddy

>>212129348
>>212129297
lmao holy fuck Jet is so fuckint stupid god damn

>>212129333
We saw direnc's didn't we?

>>212129305
osiris d3s are still a thing?

*shits my pants*
scu me!

>>212129350
I mean, if you are a dude and horny enough you can just tap in the shower. I had no idea what Freddie meant when he said he was scared as shit when doing it in the house

>>212129297
LAUGH AT JET AND THE WIGGERS! LAUGH AT BILL OTTMAN!

>house 2 condemned
how?

>>212129352
this is so incredibly fucking gay what was he trying to do here

>>212128436
>The property is beachfront so expect some challenges
Go to an even more NIMBY neighborhood. Brilliant.

>>212129305
why the fuck would you waste time painting it? lmao

>>212129289
aryeh - watching youtube videos on his phone and commenting on them out loud
dan - sulking to himself
freddy - drunk and flirting with letty (who has also been drinking)
direnc - seething about everything
ellie - puppy play with jet and/or reading this thread

>>212129399
Peepee poopoo bros lost

>>212129399
the basement was dirty and they shit in a bucket

>>212129389
cryo....

>>212129373
incel here. what's going on here?

You guys need to be put on some ssris or something with how horny you are

>>212129297
whoopsie doodle!

>>212129405
it's an excuse to show off his fit

>>212129368
Oh now that you mention it I remember that
Wasn’t very memorable lol

Here Jet, you might need this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H43OH2ohL3E

cute angie :3

>>212129333
I wanna see Letty's.
She didn't have an audition reel but I want to see that Skype call they used gor her profile pic in S1.

>>212129428
complex shit beyond my understanding

>>212129390
If I were on fishtank I would cum on the shower floor and leave it there so Elie and Angie stepped in it.

>>212129399
emergency exit required

>>212129297
they slept down there themselves during season 2, they're 100% being targetted because of all the false police reports

>>212129429
I will die hornymaxxing

>>212129425
>>212129424
what's that got to do with the rest of the house?

>>212129421
i forgot seth but who cares really

>>212129297
good, fallout tank was low effort like i literally predicted

>>212129448
is it not in the season 1 trailer at all?

>>212129418
remember after bitchtank ben and jet stayed up all night doing coke and randomly painting the room to look like a prison cell and then nothing happened until s3 kek

>>212129327
good night playa

>>212128487
This is true. Even if you prove them wrong on one issue and manage to stay they’ll find something else to slap you with.

>>212129399
people have already come up with half a dozen logical reasons why

>>212129455
the house has doors

>>212129297
AND THE LAND OF THE FREE, UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE A CERTAIN TYPE OF WINDOW, AND THE HOME OF THE SUBSERVIENT

Fuck marry kill: mints, maejok, taxcin

>>212129324
it's crowdfunding
investors get equity in Fishnet, Inc.

is there a pastebin with all the contestants socials like there was for all the other seasons?

>>212129447
Her eyes look less far apart.

Always remember to consult the ancient texts.

>>212129324
nothing really. it was just a way to do a gofundme or whatever without having to pay taxes

>>212129399
don't fuck with the power elite in a small rich town
they'll find any reason to shut you down if they all hate you and want you out.

>>212129306
surely it's not that big of a deal if it's only been outside your stomach for like a minute

I thought they'd get sick drinking the shit water from lifestraws but getting shut down because of fire code is hilarious

>>212129297
every civilized country has laws like this, if you don't you'll end up like India in no time

>>212129381
>binx in 2025

>>212129399
Boomers man

>>212129464
I really think its just a "fuck you" to jet and force him to have an inspector come by on monday

>>212129473
vance and letty's auditions were not in the trailer

>>212129405
what would you have done differently

>>212129447
wtf is wrong with her mouth

>>212129399
any one of these houses could've been condemned if people just called in enough

>>212129515
>so you're saying we should move the show to india?

>>212129464
the basement is attached to the rest of the house, it's a basement, can't remove it

>dont worry guys we'll be back on tomorrow
>cams cut on
>theres a sledgehammer next to the wall and a giant hole

dan called out prodiction within minutes of starting the fallout LARP and they tanked his stox because of it.

at the end, he was right.

>>212129351
Perhaps they can learn from the building code mistakes and the complaining neighbors mistakes and walk a fine line, informing the police they are filming a show and develop a good relationship with them after the first inevitable swatting.

Angie update: she has to piss!

Sam really is showing how sub IQ he is associating himself with this like at a certain point people are just gonna clown him and it will eat at his ego.

>>212129500
>Marky

>>212129515
india and america are nontent

>>212129447
Did you record the sound of her peeing on stream the other day?

>the romans...
>their fighting

>>212129516
>obese autistic retard in 2025

The council decided their fate.

>>212128701
>We have to be vague right now
Would be smart for them to say something like “We moved to town X” or “We found a suitable spot in Connecticut” when they’re really not so they can mislead anons trying to fuck the show.

>No Angie pisstent
it's over

>>212129305
watch it just be another house in some new england residential neighborhood

NOBODY WANTED FALLOUT TANK
WE ALL WANTED SPACE TANK
YOU DUMB FAGGOT

>>212128818
Burt has seemed so disinterested in his streams recently. The stream last night was weird. He just danced the whole time and barely interacted with his viewers. Pretty sure he hates fishtank and hates his fans, but needs to dance for money to sustain himself.

>>212129582
i mean it already happened, first season was one of the lowest points for sam.
He finally realised he had to reunite with Charles and Nick and do MDE 2
Because fish tank was killing his reputation

>>212129595
that woman is 31 btw

>>212129597
wn2b spreading misinformation

Freddy got sick in the basement so they weren't wrong, poorly ventilated. I can't believe they almost killed Freddy because their lawyer was sleeping on the job

>>212129592
no im not into piss play

>>212129594
>shitskin thinking he’s welcome on the internet

its over

feed me the essential french webms

>>212129480
bex talked about this in an interview and said they wanted to do another cell, but they decided to just focus on season 3 instead

Ellie arye and daniel spent the day shitposting here and reading what we had to say

>>212129624
hot

>>212129574
what did he say?

>>212129505
or maybe they could just do the proper research and not break multiple laws on camera?

>>212129615
we actually wanted harry potter house sam has admitted to reading the entire series in highschool

Ellie if you are reading this I love stroking my girlcock to you.

Ellie if you are reading this, i only goon to you, since yesterday when i discovered you

>>212129399
they demonstrated that they are inclined to use the basement to house people against health and safety codes
they're getting fucked because of that, but it's probably just a pretext to fuck them that the locals were looking for for a long time

>>212129624
Binx is 32 btw checks out

haha we just make up shit as we go oops we dont have permits oops maybe puttin everyone ina basement and filming it didn't pay off haha dont worry guys just wait 24/7 x 2 for your questions to be not be answered we have to be really vague anyway i got some asian pussy to smash worth it

>>212129656
whats wrong with that

>>212129574
>they tanked his stox because of it
people just don't like him man

So what's their plan now?

haha just kidding

>>212129659
love and life and rock (crack)

>>212129628
I struggle to believe that the basement wasn't infested with black mold.

>>212129641
Ted, zoltar and jeff were all suppose to be on Brotank. Thats how ted learned about fishtank. And jeff mentioned he originally signed up for fro "bro shit streaming video games all day"

>>212129659
wherever they are i hope they’re dancing and smiling together

they should build a set inside of a gym/warehouse so they don't get swatted

>>212129656
Sam unironically loves Harry Potter.

Ellie come to /bant/ after the season and we will ruin your life, you know you want to

>>212129624
Pedobait.

>>212129694
>their plan now?
>haha Ellie want some of this galaxy gas?

>>212129689
nothing, it means he would be into it but all the wiggers know are xbox 360 games

>>212128735
MANLETS IN SHAMBLES

>>212129628
everybody was coughing after being down there for only a few hours, it seemed really bad

>>212129636
the morning where freddy got the helmet they were just spooning on the living room floor and i never see it posted

I’m an n-word

>>212129676
>>212129674
This nigga really posting from his phone and pc at the same time

>>212129694
Giving Ellie some BBC

>>212129694
stop making me laugh, dickhead

I worked as a residential plumber apprentice in the midwest for a year or so (pivoted out of trades.) The shit people live in baffles my mind. Assuming the S2 house was condemn worthy if building inspectors went through the average working class US homes like 1/4th of them would be condemned.

>>212129656
Who didn't?

>>212129124
le 109 houses face

>>212128790
why is he such a chad bros

>>212129711
I want her to be a resident /bant/er so bad because it would ruin claire's gay little attention circle

>>212129755
you better pivot back in...

condemning jet's stupid head for exceeding the legal limits of vacancy

>>212129628
in many ways the boomers saved them from the wiggers S4 production

>>212129641
>>212129703
informative posts

>>212129438
>Hey Cowboy do you have uhh a giant cement saw?

Direnc is live on Chaturbate!

So we actually almost got to see the fish in the renovated hell of the s2 house. damn.

>>212129689
putting it in a few words, harry potter is a cinderella story about a boy instead of a girl
lots of charm but not based and clearly written by a woman

When’s the next council meeting

Would bloodgames 2 have been good?

Jet you should have filmed in europe, we have old WW2 bunkers everywhere, just carved right into mountains, public domain bunkers

>>212128628
It just means they didn’t make any profit. They’ll be selling the house for a 50% discount to cut their losses

>>212126672 (OP)
AND
SOO
LETTY CAN WAIT
SHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE AS WE’RE WALKIN ON BY

>>212129828
jet should go back to europe

lol I'm glad the house got doxxed. Happy this shit show is finally over. You could all go fuck yourselves.

>>212129785
Close to zero chance that's happening. /bant/ doesn't care about any season after powtank.

>>212128357
How hard is it to understand that these niggers like jet are retarded. Have you seen what Jet looks like? he is though and through trailer trash bro. not some middle class white collar genes, hes trailer trash. Get that though your skull.

>>212129747
with one hand too

>>212129719
He looks like he's practiced that quite a bit. Most people don't know to touch your chest first.

is there a pastebin with all the contestants socials like there was for all the other seasons?

>>212129828
hatespeech laws would shut that down right quick

Reminder that 99% of people who drink beer love beer

>>212129842
>he thinks its over

Condemning the house is absolutely bullshit local gov politics kind of stuff.

wn2b manifesting sending black guys to Ellie’s sisters house

>>212129768
He’s a busy body

>>212129628
damn

It's over...

>>212129711
>>212129785
helping ellie with her math homework on /bant/

So instead of giving us normal s2 kino, they did gay bloodgames fallout larp, forced them to sleep downstairs in a basement, and got the house condemned cause of not having a valid emergency window. Is that correct? Jet and Sam literally just killed fishtank because they’re gay theater kids that love fallout?

>>212129827
Not with that cast but with this cast (maybe swap JC with Direnc)

>>212129828
eurotank in some dilapidated eastern european castle would be pure cinema

>>212129768
david harbour won

>>212129842
it ain't over yet

>>212129827
As long as there are large cracks in the design where we see the wiggers failing to out together a coherent story then bloodgames will be good. The gay larp shit is stupid, but jimmy and jon getting into an arguement, jimmy calling jon a faggot only for jon to pull out the rulebook that states you cant call mods fags is one of the best moments in all of fishtank

>>212129632
It was very quiet. Nice small vagina confirmed.

>>212129842
Hey man I've only ever been nice to you in these threads and this is how you treat me?

shit that pisses me off about jet is they are the sort of faggots that jump on 4chan and go on and on about how based they are and macho and redpilled.
They just arent, they are low T, you can literally tell by his face, dumbass cuckolds

Should have taken anons advice and blown the house up. Now they can’t even do that since insurance wouldn’t cover it

Now they are stuck with a house they can’t sell. Should have just listed it for what they paid.

>>212129860
a couple commie or hitler tts and you're getting v&

>>212129863
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751163234441631.mp4

>>212129868
I can't believe they're worried about what's happening in the house when a genocide is happening!!!

>haha let's film a fallout style larp shit in the basement of an older New England house
>shit and piss in buckets
>drink coffee water through lifestraws
>*huffs galaxy gas*
>oh fuck they're shutting us down? wtf man

>>212129863
yeah

>>212129877
these are amazingly unflattering photos

Aryeh is being charged with keeper of a disorderly pineapple

>>212129876
my ears are too small bro, get the fuck out of em

>>212129868
Yeah basically they wanted them out and found a violation to justify it

>>212129738
they took a picture

another update

>>212129789
Why? Dealing with customers let alone going into their homes is hell. I actually had an aptitude for plumbing but the negatives are just too much and there's no money until you get your license and open up your own business. I now work a cozy job in healthcare with actual bennies and basically the same pay I would've gotten as a journeyman without breaking my body.

>>212129916
Todd won

>>212129928
>sensible_chuckle.gif

>>212129913
Freddy is wasted on this season

>>212129854
stupid sexy monke

>>212129916
they unironically did nothing wrong

Why does that bald guy with the funny face have such weird markings on top of his head? Did he have brain surgery?

>>212129860
How can it be hate if I love doing it?

Qué reality más malo.

>>212129826
Four weeks I imagine

>>212129943
they are actually just retarded huh

>>212127957
>SHE'S A 22 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU SICK FUCK

>>212129943
>ms paint font
lol

>>212129943
hasn't this house already been identified? it'll be shut down in 48 hours

>>212129943
wtf does this even mean?

>>212129653
BOOOORRRRIIINNNG

>>212129916
None of that was the reason for the condemnation. It was some bullshit technicality that you need two escapes, and the basement only had one escape.

was on the phone with my friend a while ago and he mentioned about some bitch named Marky and I couldn't stop laughing the whole time

>>212129957
they did everything wrong

>>212129943
Getting snippy lol

>>212129971
No, just you.

>Gave the fishes their phones back
why do they keep fucking doing this

>>212129947
cozy just wont do bro... AI soon

>>212129860
ur right, but the hatespeech laws are mostly used against political enemies and real threats to their system, they're not gonna go after people filming internet shows like fishtank which classifies as art.

>>212129537
prob the braces, but she does have that charlotte gainsbourg kinda thing with her jaw.

>>212129947
blur collar is bitch slave work, never do it, its straight up for retards and cons

>>212129828
you've never met blackblock european antifa I see. Literally government jew funded para miliatary who are allowed to carry arms in certain circumstances, if it serves to shut down (assumed) rightwingers.

>>212129863
BAT YOWR AHN ALKOHOLIK

>>212129943
Niggas don’t even inspect element no more

>>212129994
>why arent u helping me wetty?

>>212129998
wtf.,..

>>212129865
Freddy is like Sam's retarded little brother lol

>>212129966
he's not actually a realtor idiot

>>212129943
Do your JOB NIGGER

>>212130003
Richard Spencer was literally banned from the UK. Others, lesser known activists, have been banned from Germany. Sam Hyde is perceived as a far-right cultural figure.

is this the latest someone from this show has ever tried to capitalize on their "fame"?

>>212130002
I work with patients so AI won't come for my job. DESU outside of monkey coders I don't think anyone really should worry about AI because by the time it comes for them we'll probably have UBI by then.

>>212129448
There wasn't one. That pic was one she sent to them but there wasn't a video interview.

>>212129943
jet is such a faggot

>>212129966
Nick finally got raped...

taking in deep breathes of ellie and smelling her while you fall asleep beside her

>>212130051
he had to go through a healing journey first

>>212129943
fake you idiots

>>212130051
Why is he a year late kek. I think he just wants to meet Bam

>>212130051
very fitting of him lol