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>>212123939
We'll know more in AT LEAST 24 hours
Angelina is a tight fucking piece
>>212126762>inseminating Angie in yoga pants
>>212126739STOP THE CHARGEBACKS
Guys DONT WORRY! In 24 hours we'll get another message that will tell us we'll receive more info the next day. It's all under control.
>>212126762She's so gross
>>212127679Angie's stream is 100% pedobait and we love her for that
>>212127833She should be shot. This just encourages pedophiles and makes them think it's normal. Kill yourself
>>212127679Do you think she likes degrading raceplay during sex? I get that vibe
>goes to theme parks without a bra
>>212127833this whole "im a little girl" illusion is ruined when you see her smoking cigarettes and you see her eyebags up close
>>212127982more chance than that the sun will rise tomorrow
https://x.com/ScottRoderCSTM/status/1938540548630995190
>>212128118anti-natalism (not pro-mortalism like those recent terrorist freaks or fatalism like people improperly assign to anti-natalism) is based
the issue here though is that sam says he hates anti-natalism so why would he work with a guy like this?
Nana
md5: 1f3fdcb25456965bd226f0015e39d64e
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Reminder that we will never see nana in the tank
Chat's in a state right now.
hear me out.
>Kato
>Angelina
>Juliana
all on you at once.
>every reality show ever gets filmed on a pre-made set
>none of them get fucking swatted
>they think it's a good idea to have a reality show in a fucking neighborhood
>most likely with no no business permit either
>won't just take the time to get the permit and built a set on a couple of acres of land and avoid all of this
I don't get it
>>212128300im like into jet
So someone snitched them out for filming in the basement?
>Dont smoke under bed
>House gets condemned
>>212128203what's based is having a sexual fetish for impregnating women
i find it very difficult to get off if i'm using the back entrance
not happy about being born, kiddo? get a fucking job
why didnt they just set up in the house?
>>212128365yes, naturally. but only fish.
>>212128357nobody does. The Twitter orbiters don't bring this up because Sam Hyde is their daddy.
>>212128357>have it set in a fuckin basement with 1 exitlmao GOOD JOB JET
>>212128365*fakes coyly looking away from the camera*
Bros, how do I get myself an Angie gf?
>>212128300mikhail
faust
charon
dangerous caleb
jet neptune
Been drinking 500ml caffeine energy drinks every day for the last 6 months and quit cold turkey a couple of days ago, I'm still dying of fever, puking and dizziness, says on google it can take a week to get better
Has anyone checked if the town had an emergency council meeting
>this is a no gooning zone swear to god
>building in immanent risk of collapse
what the fuck lmao
>>212128366i don't think specifically but that is what the town went with to give them a reason to shut it down.
>>212128300oliver luke freddy tj vance (bald with beard version) in no particular order
Angie's getting mad goofy
>>212128403go to your local orthodontist
They violated this https://www.thegreategressco.com/pages/rhode-island-egress-requirements
>>212128420GEE I WONDER WHY
>>212128357if they were competent, they'd be working on a real show
>>212126672 (OP)Status on the new house:
House is very small so we should be up and running within a couple days. Don't have a basement so we're setting up shop in the garage right now. We left some equipment behind at the second house and trying to obtain it has been a big part of our delay.
We're gonna have to use the back patio to compensate for the small house so bear with us while we learn how to rig the audio up. The property is beachfront so expect some challenges out there (suggestions welcome).
Listen, we're trying to get shit up and running as fast as possible but it's not easy.
>>212128300off the top of my head...brian > jon > vance > freddy > simbal. add freeloaders and it changes a lil
>>212128387Doesnt every room technically have one exit, or do windows count
mib
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>payton was a content machine
>>212128420>They never actually fixed it up after they smashed all the walls out
>the poopoo bucket got the house condemned
Our days are numbered, poopbros
>>212128436maybe if you fags got permits and had an actual set you wouldn't get rekt
>>212128420s2 fans were begging for this btw
They will never sell the S2 house kek
>>212128376im not some mopey faggot about being born, I love life, in many ways it is a fantastic gift. it also has the potential to be a horrific curse.
I simply think we have no reason to roll the dice for things that dont exist, regardless of how much good or bad their life will have. just live a good life yourself, be good to those around you. why bring something that never had a say into the equation?
>>212128420theyโre just making shit up to run them out of town, fuck BARB!
apparently the local authorities were right all along
the basement floods, has no external exit, and would be a death trap if there were a fire on the ground floor of the house
if only there were some way to descry the inscrutable books of law, perhaps a way to pay a loremaster of law to advise you in such matters
this is good news.
>they can get it uncondemned by fixing whatever got it condemned in the first place
>s3 house is free to use.
How bad is the Ellie simping compared to past seasons?
This reaction from the town is clearly measured. Probably a little dishonest to slap a health risk on the house without consulting anyone related to the show for proof. Their claims seem faulty and could probably be easily dealt with if the wiggers. have a good lawyer to advise them.
>>212127833what on earth does her mom think of her
>omg, my daughter is absolutely having sex
>>212128300Sammy
Oli
Sloth
Choccy on the rocks twink
Payton
>>212127833>>212127998what are you people talking about? Because she has braces?
>>212128436It's over. Why even try at this point?
No Ball bros concert will help them recuperate thr money they have lost so far.
They were literally about to exit the facility and enter the new world of green why are the authorities so unfair. Did they even let Arye try to explain it to them
So it wasn't that guy in the car, it was the government??
explain
The fact is that if you piss off the government and they want you out, they WILL find any small rule that you technically didn't follow and punish you to the fullest extent of the law
>>212128436Sure real Maejok
>>212128300luke
kevin
fred
brian
tj
>>212128442windows height probably match the requirement but i think the whole filming of the basement in the worst conditions didn't help them one bit
seeing so many cars parked outside the resident you can guess they were too busy fuckin partying upstairs and spent too much time with this retarded fallout larp fucked htem in the ass
>>212128469No simping has ever or will ever reach season 1 levels.
>>2121283001. luke
2. tj
3. cole
4. vance
5. brian
seth honorable mention
>>212128487land of the free
>>212128466bullshit you think there is some magical wizard of law who could use his magic crystal ball to prevent stuff like this? fucking fantasy land garbage dude get the fuck out of my ear
>>212128487jet neptune deserves to suffer
what was the ellie secret fact she said she wouldn't say...
I kinda think it was the redditor now that ratted them out. I thought it was a stupid witch hunt earlier, but that guy's reddit history had posts about interning at a law office.
Retards trying to get it shut down: you are just contributing to they mystique of the show and jet neptuneโs cult of personality
>>212128357They have a dream of a whale buying the old houses for the novelty of owning a fishtank house
>>212128461because i like to bust a load into a pulsating vaginal canal, and because i feel a sense of pride and accomplishment afterwards
i'm smug for a good 24 hours afterwards
>>212128436your larp makes no sense, why would maejok be giving information that could lead to another doxx lol
>If anyone forced me to watch anime I'd kill myself
Based
>>212128416>she whispers as she grips your dick
>>212128469>moshi moshi, daddy? im ready , fly me out of this shithole
s2 house is absolutely fucked. Anyone who works on shit like this knows thos. They are never selling that fuckin house lol.
making hapa babies with ellie
>>212128473plus the plushies and application of makeup that focuses on youthful blush and freckles and generally younger girl bratty thing she does
>>212128480aryeh starting talking about steven universe to one of the cops and they tased him
>>212128436fake and gay
you guys are all busy hanging out at a hotel while jet is fuckin ellie in their own room
somebody tell me if ange gets drunk enough to be entertaining
>>212128497oliver maybe 1 or 2 if we're counting freeloaders
>>212128491>>212128497what do you see in vance?
>>212128469The simping has gone down since the instagram leaks
>>212128506born as a male
keeper of a building in imminent risk of collapse
And to think all of this could have been avoided if Sam didn't chud out and try to frame a gay clothing maker as a pedophile for fulfilling an order submitted by a parent.
>>212128469Mild as fuck.
Its just slightly worse than payton simping and that ended the second she was off the show.
>>212128300Oliver gay
Luke
Freddy
Lance
Jon
>>212128469season 1 was only simping past a certain point
>>212128469>Ellie simpingit doesn't feel bad desu, it's a different kind of simping, think it has something to do with her being too hot, like a model, not a simpable mid. Just a pretty flower.
do you think patrick star got arrested yesterday?
>>212128527You donโt know what youโre saying.
>>212128513I enjoyed when they were trying to convince Alex B to buy the S3 house lol
>so uh yeah guys i basically put everyone's lives at risk making them live in a basement with one way in and out so uh yeah i'm being sued by the city, the home owners association, forced to buy a business permit, lost the house,, and might be going to jail for gross negligence
>>212128470well having the proof being recorded in these situations that show people with tattered clothes shittin in poop buckets gives enough of a scare for actions to be taken swiftly is my guess
>>212128542only makes her more attractive tbqh
>>212128469I barely recall anyone simping for her in past seasons
>>212128554it was basically simp wars for the final two weeks
>Basements with habitable space and every sleeping room shall have at least one (1) openable emergency escape and rescue window or exterior door opening for emergency escape and rescue.
>Where basements contain one or more sleeping rooms, emergency egress and rescue openings shall be required in each sleeping room but shall not be required in adjoining areas of the basement.
>Where openings are provided as a means of escape and rescue they shall have a sill height of not more than 44" above the floor.
>Where a door opening having a threshold below the adjacent ground elevation serves as an emergency escape and rescue opening and is provided with a bulkhead enclosure, the bulkhead enclosure shall comply with Section R310.3.
>The net clear opening dimensions required by this section shall be obtained by the normal operation of the window or door opening from the inside.
>Escape and rescue window openings with a finished sill height below the adjacent ground elevation shall be provided with a window well in accordance with Section R310.2.
>>212128540conventionally attractive? tall, not obese, socially adapted. i guess the better question is what's wrong with him?
Does this mean they have to either build an exit leading outside for the basement, or fill it in? Rough investment.
>>212128506You have to be twice her age and white to cum inside her
>>212128523angie fucking rules
Jet is grooming and trafficking schoolgirls interstate
>>212128506she doesnt want to date any virgins
>>212128559Doesnt help that every time she opens her mouth she loses another simp due to cringe
Why couldn't they condemn the house during season 2? They had all that wood laying on the second floor, the windows shut tight, people smoking all over the place, not a single fire extinguisher on sight...
It would have saved us so many nontent hours
When is the housing bubble bursting
WTF IS GOING ON IN BEDROOM 1 CHECK THE SITE
So is the show over? What's the run down on the situation?
>>212128469honestly feels like some spiteful simping because jet has fucked the season bringing her on and has clouded his already shitty decision making
>>212128563As a jet hater this entire thing has been a dream come true for me. Get fucking owned faggot.
>>212128588Wonder who he learnt that from
What is your top 1 favorite Fishtank moment?
Mine is either Simon freaking out against TTS after thinking he got cancelled or Summers BPD meltdown
>>212128458and they were right
>>212128596A person familiar with the laws definitely snitched on them. I doubt the city is fucking with them.
we need to start objectifying male fish
its not fair only guys get to simp
Ellie is built for hugs and kisses
>>21212859690% of the fanbase did not hate Jet during Season 2.
Jet and Maejok have been stockpiling illegal weapons at the season 3 house and the FBI and ATF are planning to stage a Waco level event in the coming days
Season 2 killed the franchise.
>Daily reminder Elli is as young as 14 in her social media posts
>Daily reminder anons have been working on an archive of her
>Daily reminder she still might not be 18
>Daily reminder she sounds prepubescent
>Daily reminder Ellipedos have posted vulgar comments "need that childlike body"
>Daily reminder Ellipedos have no issue with any of this
Worse than Josiefags
>>212128599this fucking tight hoe needs her pussy absolutely stretched in front of me while I watch and jerk it.
Wtf why does this 18 year old girl have immature takes and interests of a teenager? She should be based and redpilled like 35 year old me!
>angie eating hot fries
i love her
>>212128581he's a pudgy ginge who balded at 24.
>>212128613tj beating jimmy in a boxing match
>Daniel was about to get kicked for having the lowest stox when the cameras went down
>Now, a day later, Aryeh is below Daniel
Will they still kick Daniel? Or whoever has the lowest when the cams come back on?
>>212128563it's not as if any of this shit were written down, or as some might say, codified
you're in the clear jetty m'boy
Justice for Simmons
Justice for Cole
Justice for Brandon
Justice for Alex B
Justice for Jin
when does angi show nips again
>>212128625so true anon, so true
Can you wanker calm down on the simp posting for a moment, what's going on with the Show is it over or not?
>>212128604The truth is we all just want girls like Josie and Ellie to get out of this shit
Remember Josie was a cutie pie before she got into this crap
Ellie should just stream and insta hoe she doesnt need anyone
>>212128633claire still high off jet farts
>>212128625built for porn
>i love 40 year old virgins and i would date all my fans and i know about 4chan and i use linux and my favorite game is quake and i love warhammer 40k and i love EVA and i'm secretly racist and i only date white guys and i love gore and school shooters and i hate reddit and i love trump and i'm a virgin and i'm so innocent and i'm just like a real life anime character
>>212128585is angie streaming right now?
>>212128631So are you fucking around when you say shit like this or are you actually serious?
>>212128636balding doesn't bother me tbqh. pudge can be fixed
any female born after 1993 can't cook... all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie
>>212128540i didn't say vance
>>212128603Weve been missing so much mirror kino
new england boomers owning edgy millennials
>>212128660House condemned, shows dead for another day.
>>212128660it's not over. there's nothing preventing them from using the s3 house.
>>212128436yo beach challenges will be amazing! SAND TANK :)) love you maejok
literally no reason at all to hate angie
>>212128625from a whiteboy(me)
>>212128436this is the real maejok btw he has it in the name after all
>>2121283001 burt 2 duanyay 3 charleston 4 laron 5 jet
>>212128601this is all we know
>>212128357Eventually you realize sam's advice is fucking shit and you can only GEEZ DOOD so far in life.
>>212128596the consequences of season 3 and moralfagging
i'll buy a house and run a reality show where you throw poop at each other how hard can it be
>>212127998Eyebags are a huge thing thats in fashion with asians. They even get injections to make them more prominent. Learned about this while at my grandmothers house watching some normie cooking show where the people cook dinner in each others house for a competition. One of the contestants would get it done regularly. I don't get how people come up with this shit.
>>212128613Chris freaking out in the crawlspace in Season 2.
I like the guy and I'm glad he's doing better, but him banging against the wooden walls, screaming until Ben rushed upstairs to save him was the peak Fishtank will never reach again.
>>212128660not over but it will probably be a couple days to get the new house rigged up
>>212128669anon she just likes memes and shitposts
she did not betray you personally
>>212128671yes https://www.youtube.com/live/vuZlSHorBLU?si=p8P6y-55gECwC-rW
>>212128613Too many to choose but it might be jon kicking the first hole in the wall during the cell and keeping his foot over the hole for like 40 minutes before someone noticed
>>212128692she's ugly and stupid. 2 great reasons
>>212128436Let's go, beach setting sounds great-- thank you for the transparency
>>212128715>she inquires for the bwc
>>212128512Absolute semen demon holy shit she will extract so much of my cum
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
>>212128705Never mock the dead Wiggers. Rest in peace Jeanne
ELLIE IS ONLY 5 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!
I donโt care anymore. Good job Jet, I hope the bit was worth it.
>>212128715why hasn't he tried this with drench?
>>212128715Glasses make girls cuter
I was going to complain that as a non-anime fan, Angie has no right to own a weeb sword when I don't have one
but then I remembered I do
>>212128719wait i never saw this :/ clip?
You had an 18 year old underage girl in the basement without an emergency exit just what in the hell were you guys thinking?
>>212128630She turned 18 the moment her mom fucked a white chad in front of her
>>212128740how much does he know
>>212128613The entire alex hog wife night was fucking gold. Idk if I can pick a true favorite tho
SEASON 2 FAGS KILLED THE SHOW!!!!
>>212128740How did he know?
>>212128623Theres one fag who wants to suck everyones cock
>Ellie spinoff in a cabin where she stays with four hung white male models
Yo Brian why dont you scream at Summer thats a good trick hheh
>>212128669She revealed her grifter plan on day 1
>>212128686>>212128687>>212128725Cheers for the update lads, I'll come back tomorrow then and hopefully things are sorted by then.
>not in my neighborhood you don't!
>gets your show shut down
>>212128580So basically they need a door that connects directly to the outside OR the windows have to be placed in a lower position to where even fat uncoordinated fucks like Aryeh could climb out of them in the event of an emergency
fishtank is at immanent risk of collapse
>>212128644What do you think
Mints is the one that ratted them out.
All of this would have been avoided if they weren't being antagonistic in the first place. Sam post-ironically ordered viewers to go harass them in S2 , remember?
You reap what you sow you stupid fucking niggers.
Just play by the rules, get permits, give proper notices, do some leg work.
Understand that you can't do whatever the fuck you want.
This is all on Jet and Sam.
>>212128766imagine how fucked up her mental development was. disturbing to think about.
>>212128778i would watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvXuKhx3Vvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvXuKhx3Vvo
What do we think of Burts sister?
>>212128790it was his Asian son
>>212128579seriously, the threads were unbearable and consisted purely of lettyfags shitting on everyone else and josiefags screencapping everything she did. s1 had the worst threads of all time in my experience
>>212128300Luke
Freddy
TJ
Brian
Bloodgames Jon
honorable mentions: Kevin, Oli
>>212128777the aesthetics were so good
Revenge is a dish best served cold
>>212127615Claire is such a tryhard dickrider man
>>212128436Some retard is just gonna swat it again.
>>212128663thats the thing also yeah. jet isn't some masterclass cool guy that everyone likes. like half the people that watch fishtank can see how dogshit the show is and what jet is doing with it and realistically went to shit the bigger it got
so seeing him use this shows popularity to bring in 18 year olds which stifles the content, and then protecting them the whole time right out in the open like this(after all the other behind the scenes shit people learned), leaves a very poor taste in peoples mouth
and thinkin when the show shits itself like this, its really easy to point where shit goes wrong and its jet thinkin with his dick by flying a fresh 18 year old out from a broken home and parading them on a show makin them roll around like a dog, and being protective enough to kick a contestant like JIN who would probably try and get with her over him
>>212128807Ass got caught in the basement door and they had to condemn the place while they winch him out
>>212128300luke
TJ
shinji
brian
freddy
not including freeloaders or production
>>212128790This kike is likely about to get sued into the ground
>>212128840it was condemned because they pee and poop in buckets in a basement. Disgusting. Jet probably admitted to this.
You thought you could kick Jon, Cole, Summy, Jin, humiliate Alex B, and there would be no consequences?
>>212128824If you didn't tap out when Sam decided the finalists would start The Great Simp War then you are watching the show wrong.
>>212128705holy shit you're right
Ben facing the police in his batman underwear telling them to back off as they draw their weapons
>>212128826how does jon make the list and oliver doesn't? unless ur not counting freeloaders
>>212128810Why does literally every member of the fishtank/mde crew have embarrassing DM screenshots involving sexual shit?
>>212128574Yeah but itโs a crazy reality show. You would think some due diligence would be required at the very least. Have they spoken to any former contestants about their experiences? Iโd wager no.
Reminder that Maria is not an actress and youโre autistic if you think otherwise
>>212128860But officer production did that during S2
this is what they get for screwing tayleigh over
>>212128719Clip? I watched S2 live but never saw this for some reason.
>>212128855He did not break any laws though. He reported legal violations and the house was vacated, there is nothing Ottman can do about that.
>fallout tank caused the fallout of fishtank
Should have done spacetank
>>212128884they're strange people
>>212128818She looks like Burt but with tits. She even his autistic speech mannerisms.
>dan: i'm the jon of this season
>letty: no. you'll never jon.
how did jon cultivate so much aura, despite being a retard with a lisp?
is the wog (greek) buff just that powerful?
>>212128874hes a handsome fella
>>212128790The Hero Of Cumberland
Production told me to condemn the house
>>212128840asbestos basement confirmed.
they might gave ellie cancer
>>212128856they were evicted! fishtank is dead!
>>212128914Born with a six pack
>>212128904haven't watched fully but i think it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcpx7xzxiZY
wn2b condemning the house
This all happened because the majority of you could not take Bradley Martyn in a fight
>>212128884Humiliation ritual.
>>212126672 (OP)Post the new Fishes Instagrams
ben doing the darkness dance for the police officers and they think itโs so emotional and lowkey deep that they are moved to tears and back down
>>212128663Ellie has old insta posts talking about not wanting to "save lives" (be a doctor) and just be famous so she is doing what she thinks she has to to be famous. Literally getting weinsteined by wiggers because her dumbass will think it will help
>>212128737Thanks for hanging in there.
someone post the new house the bought again
>>212128588like jewish father like wigger son
>season pass is 1/3 the price
>show is 1/3 as long
when the cops showed up yesterday sam told them he was just the hired host and that jet was the showrunner and jet fucked it up massively lmao wait for the bodycam drop
itโll be the end of fishtank
SEASON 2 HOUSE KILLED THE SHOW
>>212128932I'M ON A DATE WITH ELLIE ON THE MOON
I NEED A SODA
>>2121289366 pack of bud light.
>>212128905this lmao. They were always operating on borrowed time. The second the cops saw how the house was being used it was over
>>212128705fuck I forgot about her lol jeanneposting was so fun
>>212128966NIGGA HEIL NINA
>>212128874i wasn't counting freeloaders
>>212128961erm no. i don't think i want to get banned today.
>>212128966Sam interacting with cops is always funny, he's extremely awkward
>>212128762>>212128904https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751161759437989.webm
more to it but this is what i have
>>212128966Just as planned.
>>212128914he has tons of animal magnetism
>>212128964>10 is 1/3 of 60Retard
>>212128932mintz lowkey busted. only saving grace is his ass.
>>212128994is there any footage of sam interacting with cops?
>>212128999that is soooo fucking funny
>>212126672 (OP)can you fucking incels please stop posting pictures of my brother? he did NOT call the cops your pathetic little tv show and you're really freaking out my family. ITS NOT FUNNY!!
>>212128977sounds good to me
>>212129006you just committed a felony
>>212128978yeah seems like s2 was just a pit stop for them but id rather they woulda took their 2 day hiatus after the mariachi band than pull this nonsense
>>212129019theres footage of him interacting with the fbi
>>212128932initiate program FAG5000
>>212128999>red alert! Red alert! There is a gay guyKek i miss that sfx
>>212128630>Daily reminder Elli is as young as 14 in her social media postsShe's 17 in the most of the recent IG selfies posted here, some 18
>>212128908Its fascinating
>>212128810you probably stink like shit
Daniel was panicking and tried to tell the cops about Marky
>>212128999fucking iconic
>>212128810every member of the crew has unironic negative charisma with women
from bicflame asking girls to put golfballs in their ass and poop, to jet saying "erm uhh u could stay with me" and the girl he was talking to literally saying "ew wtf" to sam offering to be a janitor at marky's school and telling her to "study" charlie kauffman movies
seriously what the fuck is wrong with them
I hope freddy has a cold one rn
imagine if we could all meet up to have a fishtank party! we'd stay up late watching, making jokes and having a great time. i'd bring the snacks
we got bodycams of rachel and luke pretty quickly, would love to see the latest one if there is any
>>212128999>gay guy alert!I miss this so much
>>212129053i personally like the bad break up tts
why did they get rid of that?
> chip was supposed to fix the paperwork
we need to not be filming our show in a building in immanent risk of collapse
cole
md5: 8a68b7b1994662169318e0176659f8e3
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>>212129008>6 weeks is 1 monthwe don't sign our posts here
>>212129066I bet you taste bomb
>>212128964>most intelligent /ftl/ poster
>>212129006Literally a goofy ass white boy. Whatโs not to love?
Aryeh keeping the cops on site for an extra two hours reporting his fishbucks stolen.
>>212129057Scraping her accounts much ellipedo?
>>212129068what if everyone at it looked like picrel?
>>212128818Interesting. Has Burt expressed interest in releasing real incest porn with her?
>>212128932>>212128975this "bit" sucked and went on for too long
Reminder Jet thought 6 weeks was 60 days
>>212129079classic but way too long
how long does it take to get a permit anyway?
>>212129067i hope ary is happy rn :)
>>212129092>officer they took my magic bucks away from me
>>212129066I can't speak for Sam but the rest of them are porn addicts, Jet, Bicflame, Ben they're addicted to porn and haven't had a single normal relationship. They got all their intimacy experience from jacking it.
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
>MARKY
NINA
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>>212129086alright ben is ok lol
So thats why sam hyde made the boomer video
>>212129079Jet killed it in bitchtank i think. That and the puke. Once people spam it on him he just removes them in a power trip.
>>212129105>watching fishtank between 9am and 5pmnever gonna make it
nerds
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>>212129066>seriously what the fuck is wrong with themboy let me tell you....
THEY'RE NERDS
*in the tone of milk couch* cum sock!
>Angie: huh? No, I don't watch gore
thread: but you said you did in your video
>Angie: oh yeah. I forgot I admitted that
>>212129133Don't say dat shi
>>212129133dont say that shit
>>212129091From the stand point of actually wanting to see the nicest person win he is a great fish, he is also autistic as fuck so it is funny.
Sending Angie a jar of cum for her bedside table!
>>212128961https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/zillow/
>>212129098name of the girl on the left?
>>212129068it would devolve into a gay orgy by day 2
>>212129144CAN A NIGGA DROP IN?
>>212128818> i ran out of one pack of water, i remember i bought some water, a few days ago> uh-oh, really> yuh> uh-oh, uh, waynes brothers? TV?> i, i think it was on WB-11?> [together] WE"RE HAPPY AND WE'RE SINGING AND WE'RE COLORED, GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE
remember jet has groomed all these hot girls and not got with a single one
>>212129067freddy is passed out on roofies on sam's couch right now
>>212129144Fred is so good because he isnt even playing it up for the cameras most of the time. Hes just like that.
Alex b tried too hard for the cameras and it got annoying
>>212129066>dropped out of college to follow some high school fling>offering to be a janitor at marky's school and telling her to "study" charlie kauffman moviesjet just straights up fucks his contestants. interesting contrast between sam, the simp, and goran rapistovic
>>212129188>He doesn't know
this really reminds me of back in the day when i used to spam my dick to girls on plentyoffish and they'd ban me and I'd make a new account and I'd get away with it for a few hours but inevitably they'd catch me and ban me again.
>>212129188well he got with claire but i guess you said hot girls and not hook nosed dog girls
>>212129144Is there a clip of this with audio?
>>212128363is this true, they're not getting the house back? They lost ownership because Jet was filming Ellie pissing in a bucket?
Would be absolutely neptunian end to it
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Should have watched Clarkson Farm
I'm so curious as to what Cole thinks of Ellie
>>212129183I hope ickey pukers is the first challenge they do when they come back.
>>212129201jets literally an incel from r9k
This whole โhouse condemnedโ thing is fucking random
It makes me think this is all actually an elaborate wigger bit
cuddling with angie while watching chinese work accident cctv videos
>>212129144CAN A DOG DROP IN?
>>212129183shinji is a freak, him and trish were dying laughing at the vomiting. then there's ollie who just drank his own fucking puke, kiwis are crazy man
>>212129124all that retard needs is a hot pocket and an episode of hey arnold
>>212129188>claire>abi>josie probably>katoNone are hot though
>Ellie probably or soonOnly hot one.
keeping an extra can of beer on my desk for freddy like how some bars put out beers and burgers at tables for dead soldiers sometimes
BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL THE NOT SO LAWYER MAN
>>212129192jet has only fucked one of them, he attempts to lure contestants and freeloaders and has been rejected by all but claire.
>>212129223nah jet gets bitches
>>212129209no idea but presumably maybe on the fishtank website but trying to find specific clips is impossible
>>212129235>ollie who just drank his own fucking puke, kiwis are crazy manyou can get very sick doing that
>>212129210No. It just means no one can live in it until it passes an expection.
Probably why they need to wait a full day they need to get the guy out there to okay the house
>>212129216that's really gay don't do that
whenever i think of s2 i always think of trish yelling
>siiiiiiiiinji
>>212129124>you don't understand officers, there are no laws down here!
>>212129232nope only claire
Angie drinking ASMR is so comfy
>>212129226Rubbing my face against Ellies toes like a cat
Somehow Jet Neptune still has a job at fishtank after this performance. Blaming everyone else but himself.
Bill Ottman is not a lawyer he's just a guy with a lot of bitcoin that Sam Hyde knows and likes to keep around.
>>212129258what because of the bile?
what do you guys think the fish are doing rn
>>212129168was this the twist then? just go to another house and get doxxed and kicked out again?
>>212129216If i was cole i would pick up the call for bloodgames 2 so i could meet her.
>>212128630>Trying to moralfag about "pedos">on 4chanwill never not be funny
They got busted for the basement not having egress windows. The basement is only required to have egress windows if it's used for sleeping. The fact that they made them sleep in the basement caused the rule to apply. So the Fallout larp literally killed the show.
jets the sort of incel that cant get with hot girls thats why he grooms
If he was getting anything he wouldnt be grooming
I thought you guys were joking about Sam becoming a Christian, but he's actually claiming that shit LOL
>>212129281yea you can get sepsis and die, had someone who had chronic stomach issues and they ended up with severe infection
Ellie's cute gasping body after you punch her full force in the solar plexus!
>>212129280i thought bill and sam were childhood friends
>>212129251mints doesnt count
>>212129289Jets cumming in Ellie, the rest who cares.
business idea: film fishtank in a carribean island, make it beach themed and have more physically oriented challenges
>>212129055Can someone explain what Sam/Jet promised to "investors" in exchange for their money?
I'm going to bed, hopefully when I wake up something interesting is happening, goodnight bros
>>212128860If I want to piss and shit in a bucket in my basement, that's my god-given right. Fuck you.
>>212129225We'll know soon enough if it's a bit when there is bodycam footage and legal documents.
I wanna see Freddieโs application vid & also less so that of direnc
>>212129297It had a window, I don't know if those little windows count or not
>>212129226Ben missed a funny bit with this scene where he has them talk about their gay shit for the scene but the camera is pointing at her feet the whole time
they probably think they're a bunch of renegades being oppressed by the man when in reality they're a bunch of retards incapable of paperwork or common sense
>>212129289masturbating which undermines the sexual tension and goon on cam angle
the show is dead
>>212129305Oh yeah....that....
How is that shit not getting swatted too?
>>212129305I sleep here
Carpet
>>212129319she's 17 years old here you pedophile freak
>>212129346this post isn't punk rock at all
>>212129333they showed direnc. she talks about wanting to follow guys into alleys
>>212129274Nope, Claire was pretending to make Abi feel bad and scare off simps.
>>212129333dawrench is only interesting when interacting with freddy
>>212129348>>212129297lmao holy fuck Jet is so fuckint stupid god damn
>>212129333We saw direnc's didn't we?
>>212129305osiris d3s are still a thing?
>>212129350I mean, if you are a dude and horny enough you can just tap in the shower. I had no idea what Freddie meant when he said he was scared as shit when doing it in the house
>>212129297LAUGH AT JET AND THE WIGGERS! LAUGH AT BILL OTTMAN!
>>212129352this is so incredibly fucking gay what was he trying to do here
>>212128436>The property is beachfront so expect some challengesGo to an even more NIMBY neighborhood. Brilliant.
>>212129305why the fuck would you waste time painting it? lmao
>>212129289aryeh - watching youtube videos on his phone and commenting on them out loud
dan - sulking to himself
freddy - drunk and flirting with letty (who has also been drinking)
direnc - seething about everything
ellie - puppy play with jet and/or reading this thread
>>212129399Peepee poopoo bros lost
>>212129399the basement was dirty and they shit in a bucket
>>212129373incel here. what's going on here?
You guys need to be put on some ssris or something with how horny you are
>>212129297whoopsie doodle!
>>212129405it's an excuse to show off his fit
>>212129368Oh now that you mention it I remember that
Wasnโt very memorable lol
Here Jet, you might need this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H43OH2ohL3E
>>212129333I wanna see Letty's.
She didn't have an audition reel but I want to see that Skype call they used gor her profile pic in S1.
>>212129428complex shit beyond my understanding
>>212129390If I were on fishtank I would cum on the shower floor and leave it there so Elie and Angie stepped in it.
>>212129399emergency exit required
>>212129297they slept down there themselves during season 2, they're 100% being targetted because of all the false police reports
>>212129429I will die hornymaxxing
>>212129425>>212129424what's that got to do with the rest of the house?
>>212129421i forgot seth but who cares really
>>212129297good, fallout tank was low effort like i literally predicted
>>212129448is it not in the season 1 trailer at all?
>>212129418remember after bitchtank ben and jet stayed up all night doing coke and randomly painting the room to look like a prison cell and then nothing happened until s3 kek
>>212129327good night playa
>>212128487This is true. Even if you prove them wrong on one issue and manage to stay theyโll find something else to slap you with.
>>212129399people have already come up with half a dozen logical reasons why
>>212129455the house has doors
>>212129297AND THE LAND OF THE FREE, UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE A CERTAIN TYPE OF WINDOW, AND THE HOME OF THE SUBSERVIENT
Fuck marry kill: mints, maejok, taxcin
>>212129324it's crowdfunding
investors get equity in Fishnet, Inc.
is there a pastebin with all the contestants socials like there was for all the other seasons?
>>212129447Her eyes look less far apart.
Always remember to consult the ancient texts.
>>212129324nothing really. it was just a way to do a gofundme or whatever without having to pay taxes
>>212129399don't fuck with the power elite in a small rich town
they'll find any reason to shut you down if they all hate you and want you out.
>>212129306surely it's not that big of a deal if it's only been outside your stomach for like a minute
I thought they'd get sick drinking the shit water from lifestraws but getting shut down because of fire code is hilarious
>>212129297every civilized country has laws like this, if you don't you'll end up like India in no time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJELG-yZVCY
>>212129464I really think its just a "fuck you" to jet and force him to have an inspector come by on monday
>>212129473vance and letty's auditions were not in the trailer
>>212129405what would you have done differently
>>212129447wtf is wrong with her mouth
>>212129399any one of these houses could've been condemned if people just called in enough
>>212129515>so you're saying we should move the show to india?
>>212129464the basement is attached to the rest of the house, it's a basement, can't remove it
>dont worry guys we'll be back on tomorrow
>cams cut on
>theres a sledgehammer next to the wall and a giant hole
dan called out prodiction within minutes of starting the fallout LARP and they tanked his stox because of it.
at the end, he was right.
>>212129351Perhaps they can learn from the building code mistakes and the complaining neighbors mistakes and walk a fine line, informing the police they are filming a show and develop a good relationship with them after the first inevitable swatting.
Angie update: she has to piss!
Sam really is showing how sub IQ he is associating himself with this like at a certain point people are just gonna clown him and it will eat at his ego.
>>212129515india and america are nontent
>>212129447Did you record the sound of her peeing on stream the other day?
>the romans...
>their fighting
>>212129516>obese autistic retard in 2025
The council decided their fate.
>>212128701>We have to be vague right nowWould be smart for them to say something like โWe moved to town Xโ or โWe found a suitable spot in Connecticutโ when theyโre really not so they can mislead anons trying to fuck the show.
>No Angie pisstent
it's over
>>212129305watch it just be another house in some new england residential neighborhood
NOBODY WANTED FALLOUT TANK
WE ALL WANTED SPACE TANK
YOU DUMB FAGGOT
>>212128818Burt has seemed so disinterested in his streams recently. The stream last night was weird. He just danced the whole time and barely interacted with his viewers. Pretty sure he hates fishtank and hates his fans, but needs to dance for money to sustain himself.
>>212129582i mean it already happened, first season was one of the lowest points for sam.
He finally realised he had to reunite with Charles and Nick and do MDE 2
Because fish tank was killing his reputation
>>212129595that woman is 31 btw
>>212129597wn2b spreading misinformation
Freddy got sick in the basement so they weren't wrong, poorly ventilated. I can't believe they almost killed Freddy because their lawyer was sleeping on the job
>>212129592no im not into piss play
>>212129594>shitskin thinking heโs welcome on the internet
feed me the essential french webms
>>212129480bex talked about this in an interview and said they wanted to do another cell, but they decided to just focus on season 3 instead
Ellie arye and daniel spent the day shitposting here and reading what we had to say
>>212129574what did he say?
>>212129505or maybe they could just do the proper research and not break multiple laws on camera?
>>212129615we actually wanted harry potter house sam has admitted to reading the entire series in highschool
Ellie if you are reading this I love stroking my girlcock to you.
Ellie if you are reading this, i only goon to you, since yesterday when i discovered you
>>212129399they demonstrated that they are inclined to use the basement to house people against health and safety codes
they're getting fucked because of that, but it's probably just a pretext to fuck them that the locals were looking for for a long time
>>212129624Binx is 32 btw checks out
haha we just make up shit as we go oops we dont have permits oops maybe puttin everyone ina basement and filming it didn't pay off haha dont worry guys just wait 24/7 x 2 for your questions to be not be answered we have to be really vague anyway i got some asian pussy to smash worth it
>>212129656whats wrong with that
>>212129574>they tanked his stox because of itpeople just don't like him man
So what's their plan now?
haha just kidding
>>212129659love and life and rock (crack)
>>212129628I struggle to believe that the basement wasn't infested with black mold.
>>212129641Ted, zoltar and jeff were all suppose to be on Brotank. Thats how ted learned about fishtank. And jeff mentioned he originally signed up for fro "bro shit streaming video games all day"
>>212129659wherever they are i hope theyโre dancing and smiling together
they should build a set inside of a gym/warehouse so they don't get swatted
>>212129656Sam unironically loves Harry Potter.
Ellie come to /bant/ after the season and we will ruin your life, you know you want to
>>212129694>their plan now?>haha Ellie want some of this galaxy gas?
>>212129689nothing, it means he would be into it but all the wiggers know are xbox 360 games
>>212128735MANLETS IN SHAMBLES
>>212129628everybody was coughing after being down there for only a few hours, it seemed really bad
>>212129636the morning where freddy got the helmet they were just spooning on the living room floor and i never see it posted
>>212129676>>212129674This nigga really posting from his phone and pc at the same time
>>212129694Giving Ellie some BBC
>>212129694stop making me laugh, dickhead
I worked as a residential plumber apprentice in the midwest for a year or so (pivoted out of trades.) The shit people live in baffles my mind. Assuming the S2 house was condemn worthy if building inspectors went through the average working class US homes like 1/4th of them would be condemned.
>>212129124le 109 houses face
>>212128790why is he such a chad bros
>>212129711I want her to be a resident /bant/er so bad because it would ruin claire's gay little attention circle
>>212129755you better pivot back in...
condemning jet's stupid head for exceeding the legal limits of vacancy
>>212129628in many ways the boomers saved them from the wiggers S4 production
>>212129438>Hey Cowboy do you have uhh a giant cement saw?
Direnc is live on Chaturbate!
So we actually almost got to see the fish in the renovated hell of the s2 house. damn.
>>212129689putting it in a few words, harry potter is a cinderella story about a boy instead of a girl
lots of charm but not based and clearly written by a woman
Whenโs the next council meeting
Would bloodgames 2 have been good?
Jet you should have filmed in europe, we have old WW2 bunkers everywhere, just carved right into mountains, public domain bunkers
>>212128628It just means they didnโt make any profit. Theyโll be selling the house for a 50% discount to cut their losses
>>212126672 (OP)AND
SOO
LETTY CAN WAIT
SHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE AS WEโRE WALKIN ON BY
>>212129828jet should go back to europe
lol I'm glad the house got doxxed. Happy this shit show is finally over. You could all go fuck yourselves.
>>212129785Close to zero chance that's happening. /bant/ doesn't care about any season after powtank.
>>212128357How hard is it to understand that these niggers like jet are retarded. Have you seen what Jet looks like? he is though and through trailer trash bro. not some middle class white collar genes, hes trailer trash. Get that though your skull.
>>212129747with one hand too
>>212129719He looks like he's practiced that quite a bit. Most people don't know to touch your chest first.
is there a pastebin with all the contestants socials like there was for all the other seasons?
>>212129828hatespeech laws would shut that down right quick
Reminder that 99% of people who drink beer love beer
>>212129842>he thinks its over
Condemning the house is absolutely bullshit local gov politics kind of stuff.
wn2b manifesting sending black guys to Ellieโs sisters house
>>212129768Heโs a busy body
>>212129711>>212129785helping ellie with her math homework on /bant/
So instead of giving us normal s2 kino, they did gay bloodgames fallout larp, forced them to sleep downstairs in a basement, and got the house condemned cause of not having a valid emergency window. Is that correct? Jet and Sam literally just killed fishtank because theyโre gay theater kids that love fallout?
>>212129827Not with that cast but with this cast (maybe swap JC with Direnc)
>>212129828eurotank in some dilapidated eastern european castle would be pure cinema
>>212129768david harbour won
>>212129842it ain't over yet
>>212129827As long as there are large cracks in the design where we see the wiggers failing to out together a coherent story then bloodgames will be good. The gay larp shit is stupid, but jimmy and jon getting into an arguement, jimmy calling jon a faggot only for jon to pull out the rulebook that states you cant call mods fags is one of the best moments in all of fishtank
>>212129632It was very quiet. Nice small vagina confirmed.
>>212129842Hey man I've only ever been nice to you in these threads and this is how you treat me?
shit that pisses me off about jet is they are the sort of faggots that jump on 4chan and go on and on about how based they are and macho and redpilled.
They just arent, they are low T, you can literally tell by his face, dumbass cuckolds
Should have taken anons advice and blown the house up. Now they canโt even do that since insurance wouldnโt cover it
Now they are stuck with a house they canโt sell. Should have just listed it for what they paid.
>>212129860a couple commie or hitler tts and you're getting v&
>>212129863https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751163234441631.mp4
>>212129868I can't believe they're worried about what's happening in the house when a genocide is happening!!!
>haha let's film a fallout style larp shit in the basement of an older New England house
>shit and piss in buckets
>drink coffee water through lifestraws
>*huffs galaxy gas*
>oh fuck they're shutting us down? wtf man
>>212129877these are amazingly unflattering photos
Aryeh is being charged with keeper of a disorderly pineapple
>>212129876my ears are too small bro, get the fuck out of em
>>212129868Yeah basically they wanted them out and found a violation to justify it
>>212129738they took a picture
>>212129789Why? Dealing with customers let alone going into their homes is hell. I actually had an aptitude for plumbing but the negatives are just too much and there's no money until you get your license and open up your own business. I now work a cozy job in healthcare with actual bennies and basically the same pay I would've gotten as a journeyman without breaking my body.
>>212129928>sensible_chuckle.gif
>>212129913Freddy is wasted on this season
>>212129854stupid sexy monke
>>212129916they unironically did nothing wrong
Why does that bald guy with the funny face have such weird markings on top of his head? Did he have brain surgery?
>>212129860How can it be hate if I love doing it?
>>212129826Four weeks I imagine
>Hey Jet thanks for ruining my realtor credentials
>>212129943they are actually just retarded huh
>>212127957>SHE'S A 22 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU SICK FUCK
>>212129943>ms paint fontlol
>>212129943hasn't this house already been identified? it'll be shut down in 48 hours
>>212129943wtf does this even mean?
>>212129653BOOOORRRRIIINNNG
>>212129916None of that was the reason for the condemnation. It was some bullshit technicality that you need two escapes, and the basement only had one escape.
was on the phone with my friend a while ago and he mentioned about some bitch named Marky and I couldn't stop laughing the whole time
>>212129957they did everything wrong
>>212129943Getting snippy lol
>Gave the fishes their phones back
why do they keep fucking doing this
>>212129947cozy just wont do bro... AI soon
>>212129860ur right, but the hatespeech laws are mostly used against political enemies and real threats to their system, they're not gonna go after people filming internet shows like fishtank which classifies as art.
>>212129537prob the braces, but she does have that charlotte gainsbourg kinda thing with her jaw.
>>212129947blur collar is bitch slave work, never do it, its straight up for retards and cons
>>212129828you've never met blackblock european antifa I see. Literally government jew funded para miliatary who are allowed to carry arms in certain circumstances, if it serves to shut down (assumed) rightwingers.
>>212129863BAT YOWR AHN ALKOHOLIK
>>212129943Niggas donโt even inspect element no more
>>212129994>why arent u helping me wetty?
>>212129865Freddy is like Sam's retarded little brother lol
>>212129966he's not actually a realtor idiot
>>212129943Do your JOB NIGGER
>>212130003Richard Spencer was literally banned from the UK. Others, lesser known activists, have been banned from Germany. Sam Hyde is perceived as a far-right cultural figure.
is this the latest someone from this show has ever tried to capitalize on their "fame"?
>>212130002I work with patients so AI won't come for my job. DESU outside of monkey coders I don't think anyone really should worry about AI because by the time it comes for them we'll probably have UBI by then.
>>212129448There wasn't one. That pic was one she sent to them but there wasn't a video interview.
>>212129943jet is such a faggot
>>212129966Nick finally got raped...
taking in deep breathes of ellie and smelling her while you fall asleep beside her
>>212130051he had to go through a healing journey first
>>212129943fake you idiots
>>212130051Why is he a year late kek. I think he just wants to meet Bam
>>212130051very fitting of him lol
>>212130034>Freddy>retardedmany are saying this
>>212129166He is not the nicest person nor is his autism that funny.
>>212129854>pls respond>i showed you my legos
>>212129943even the larpers gave up
>>212130051wouldn't expect anything else from our king
>>212130051>just a bunch of letters
>>212130051He was sleeping on the couch for a year
>>212130051the fish are always retarded and wait 1 month+ every single time for no reason
>>212130070nothing gets by you
>>212130060your still in trades then
Based boomer destroying the incompetent wiggers poisoning their own contestants in a shitty fallout tank gimmick
jet thinking he can get with a normie asian stacey honestly gave away his whole grooming scheme.
>>212130097Angie is smart. Tight piece immediately capitalized.
>>212130051>creates a username not anything related to his name (the only way people know him) consisting of consonants
Who plays gta online on ps4
if anyone from production is reading this get a damn camera and start streaming or something idgaf. hurry the fuck up
Oh shivewr me timbewrs the fhat guy has a pwoblem wifh me
>>212130107>Doing anything that isn't jewish money magic on a computer is the trades
>>212130111Jet can't get laid without getting them drunk first.
>>212130111>normieShes far from normie, shes just incredibly vain like most other girls.
He can absolutely fuck her though because she wants to be famous that bar
>>212129943I hope the new house gets shut down immediately, fuck these wiggers
the fishies are sleeping in a hotel room without me watching them and that makes me angry!
>>212130134fucking jet will ironically prevent her from being famous
>>212130134shes normie on virtue of being a stacey, she can just join normie society when ever she feels like
Jets a subhuman r9k incel turd
>>212130126and thats a good thing
>>212130134it never pays to underestimate the vanity and short-sightedness of women but don't you think this latest fuckup makes him look like a retarded jerkoff with no control over the world around him
at which point his fucked up teeth, unibrow, and long toenails become much more noticeable
>>212128978>The second the cops saw how the house was being used it was overThey saw how it was being used when they entered it in s2 and didn't shut it down.
between S1 and S4, which fishes have had more post-tank success?
>>212130167this, she'd be famous on her own. Jet will ruin it.
>>212130134what the fuck would fucking jet do for her fame?
>>212130207tayleigh mizzy and binx milked their simps well i'd say
is there a pastebin with all the contestants socials like there was for all the other seasons?
>>212130207taylor and it's not even close
The baby boomers they canโt let go
>>212128692Too simp sucky sucky fake. Better than binx tho
>>212130219she thinks fishtank is the best she can do and fucking jet will get her more fishtank gigs, she undervalues herself
>>212130304She needs to just part wayd now, set up a stream and rake in the simp bucks.
>>212130207sylvia actually started a family so her
God damn Ellie's taste in music sucks ass
>>212130395what's her taste/socials?? is there a pastebin with everyones social syet
>>212130111she wants to be a Grifter tho
>>212130035His brother is