Sam Hyde Show episode 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtFvYqKcDpQ

he looks like dr eggman’s nepobaby son now

What the fuck did that James Bond movie clip have to do with anything he was talking about. Sam isn't a clever rambler.

I know almost nothing about this guy despite seeing his face plastered on /tv/ for the past few years. What's his deal?

>>212127177 (OP)
10 shill threads wasn't enough huh

tried watching this raw but had to skip around. too many tangents and jokes that go on too long.

>>212127177 (OP)
I got bored after 10 mins.

Jay Dyer is a faggot.

>>212127177 (OP)
slop for retards

>>212127517
these faggots have been shilling here for literal years and have a general nonstop bumped and multiple general threads at same time every day
you must be new here, the pedo butt fucker sam hyde is tvs favorite eceleb

>>212127556

sounds like you need some Betafeel

>>212127616
the jannies' favorite eceleb maybe

>>212127177 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>212127177 (OP)
Kinda tired of these hyde wars type videos desu, the Elon and Vivek ones were good but it's time to hang it up.

>>212127496
he's a disgusting sellout tbqh
and he thinks he's smart because he surrounded himself with trailer trash who do whippets

>>212127177 (OP)
No one cares about that fat ugly cunt.

>>212127177 (OP)
don't care

anybody got the qrd on why ryan works for sam instead of gavin mcinnes now?

>>212127569
Yes. Sam needs to disassociate from Dyer, who is a MIGA grifter. Why does Sam keep mentioning Art Bell as his future direction and self? Sam doesn't do /x/ shit and shouldn't.

>>212128895
mcinnes is even more retarded than hyde. he prolly got sick of him.

>>212127569
I got married to a funkopop OH WHOAAA OH OH OH
We got wedded coitus in subway shop OH WHOAAA OH OH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfUbJeJEEUA

>>212128895
>>212128962
Sam is trying to launch a Compound Media competitor. Think he's done with comedy. He doesn't want to subvert the Israeli subversion head on by creating new things that nuke them, he just wants to rant like everyone else alive. But the world needs an anti-Zio SNL and it's too much work and brain power.

>>212128962
probably
i just remember cumia merging with censored and his staff were fired because ryan did all of their jobs as well as be a second chair with impressions and shit, only to see him with sam now instead

>>212127177 (OP)
>>212127264
>scams people
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

Im so tired of this slimy fake faggot shilling here.

>>212128945
How do you derive the idea that Dyer is MIGA? He spends all his time criticizing the state of Israel and the US/British/Israel intelligence apparatus and only barely managed to stay friends with Apostate Zionist because he thinks there's no easy way to dismantle the state

>>212129169
This latest Christian grift is beyond pathetic. Running right on the heels of Juden Peterson and Joe Rogaine too. Come the fuck on.

>>212129102
Sam is connected to Peter Thiel and he sold out a long time ago dude.
He doesn't want to subert Israeli influence AT ALL. At best he's controlled opposition. If the Jews see you as the enemy you don't get to hang out with Zogmen like Roger Stone.

>>212129169
Lmao Jesus christ he is more pathetic than I thought.

>>212129102
>zio
did you enjoy your first year of high school, squirt?

>>212129169
It really is funny seeing him pretend to be a christfag. And he has a couple of retarded young christfriend sycophants, who smile and nod as he says the most unchristian things.

guys please stop making fun of sam he needs our support to continue to make things that nobody else is making

>>212129102
>competitor to a defunct entity

>>212129357
yeah, no one else makes more unwatchable shit

>>212129315
He fell for the Orthobro larp from hooking up with Jay Dyer, because Jay Dyer sounds smart and is the same age, so it seemed like a cool aesthetic to have for a nearly 40 year old millennial.

>>212129495
>Jay Dyer sounds smart
see >>212129299

>>212127496

Fundamentally, imagine if 2014-era /pol/ was distilled into a single 6' 6" 300lb schizophrenic Rhode Island man with 10 million dollars in Bitcoin. That's Sam Hyde.

>>212129538
I said "sounds" not that he "is" smart

>>212129541
he's 6'3'' at best. he lies about his height too.

>>212129541
lol
at least one of those things is true I guess

>>212129169
Christianity was the religion you went to when nobody else would absolve you of your sins, that's what happened to Constantlne.
Many saints were rapists and heinous criminals.

>>212129654
Those are fake saints from a fake church. Who did they have, Moses the Black or something who was a thief or something and other retards?

sounds like you need some help

https://www.twc.health/hyde

>>212127177 (OP)
Oh my RedLetterMedia, is that an apathetic bumbling millennial commentary man with a vaguely drunk delivery talking about STUFF? Inject this comedy straight into my VEINS

>>212127177 (OP)
God damn boomers are entirely insufferable

>>212129696
Are you a protie or an atheist?

even larping as a christian can open you up to a lot of changes. most of us started only larping as racist retards and look at us now

>>212129654
he either betrayed his old 'artist guy' self or was never an 'artist guy' to begin with. but he will continue larping as one nonetheless, so nothing can be forgiven.

>>212129714

>>212129774
based

>>212129774
True. I started frogposting ironically because I thought it was retarded....

>>212129774
Based and gets it pilled. You WILL become how you act.

That methhead MMA guy totally demolished Sam's worldview with a few basic questions, how can anything take guidance from this absolute retard whose entire worldview and ideology is paper thin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoY-TjfSM5w

>>212127177 (OP)
>>212127264
>>212127445
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212127177/#212129169
>Endless threads about Sam Hyde somehow don't constitute spam but posting a webm showcasing what a faggot fake christian he is somehow is
>Pointing out that he's connected to Peter Thiel is also a big nono
lol, looks like jannies on Sam's dime are babysitting this thread

why do you guys treat him as your surrogate dad?

>>212130125

>dad

hes my age, fuck off boomer

just put the fishtank in the bag bro. nobody cares about your political pivot

>>212130000
what are you, a jew tranny from reddit? it's just based to say based and redpilled things, that's some /our/guy shit. we're le ebin edgy and it's not a phase.
and when he does something edgy like saying 'brazilian' instead of 'kike' bc he's scared of losing that yt money, i laugh. i know he meant to say 'kike' and that's just comedy gold to me.

Criticizing Sam Hyde is now a bannable offense.

Imagine if Sam wasn't born into immense wealth and privilage and a $500000 trust fund, with ferraris and japanese motorbikes and childhood vacations in paris and rome.

Has there ever been a shittier human being as lucky as Samual Witcomb Hyde?

I feel bad for this dude.

>>212130114
If anyone is wondering what the connection is, people first speculated Sam was hooking up with Thiel when Sam talked about a tech billionaire funding him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWiye6K-6y4&t=256s
The other major piece of evidence is Sam running mondo-megabits (his NFT scam) events in the NY Dimes Square scene, which is being co-opted by Peter Theil:
https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/j-d-vance-dimes-square-the-art-world-new-right-conservatism-1234716130/
If you read the article you'll see that it mention Roger Stone, who met up with Sam recently.

>>212130000
quads of truth, faux-neopuritans btfo

>>212130315
Dimes Square is in the Chinatown Area

>>212130435
Totally a (((coincidence))) that that is where the mondo megabits events/parties are hosted.

>>212130488
tl:dr the reason Sam is pushing the Christian larp is because Peter Thiel told him to.
>>212129541
More like Sam was a Tumblr/SA goon that was desperate for an audience so he shapeshifted into a poltard to he could monetize 4chan. If you want to understand why people like Sam Hyde flourish read this article:
https://meaningness.com/geeks-mops-sociopaths
he's a sociopath

>>212127177 (OP)
He was never funny, he is not funny, he will never be funny

F

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>>212130000
Sam looked like a complete fool in this. I seriously wonder if he really believes what he claims.

> whats the deal with boomers, guiyz?
wow, such timely topics, Samuel

>>212130641
I think so. Extreme arrogance and confidence combined with proud ignorance is not uncommon people in echo chambers. Amplify this by Sam's ill gained fame, wealth, and roid body

>>212130641
of course not. /pol/tards just want to say mean girliest things because they're not over being the class fag.

>>212127177 (OP)
Did you guys see that Extreme Peace is executive produced by Robert Rodriguez? Is that THE Robert Rodriguez from Mariachi/spy kids or some random guy?

>>212127177 (OP)
its not a skit, how fucking gay

>>212127177 (OP)
I unsubbed
dudes a tired has been boomer story repeating yapper
shits mad gay

cant believe he fell for the christian nonsense. also its extremely strange charls is cool with him after that crashout he had. race mixing weirdos.

>>212130688
his terrible YT channel is always 3 weeks behind the news cycle too
he fucking SUCKS

>>212130592
>>212130315
Thiel network doesn't have many open anti-semites, so I don't think that stuff is thiel psy-op.

>>212127496
he's this guy who did safe edgy reddit humor and had like a shitty sketch show or something and now he's some grifter podcaster or something. Basically one of those retarded saturday night live comedian celebrities but for MIGA chuds

Why do people pretend Nick is like the "normal" one. I used to watch Scuffed Realator, but on one steam he started talking about how his daughter got sent home for from school for being sick and he was so pissed about it it was bizarre, not to mention his proudly admitting scamming people, doing petty crimes and ripping people and society off. Nasty guy

>>212130902
It’s all prepared by other writers too like Jay Dyer

>>212130873
he obviously just payed charls off

>>212131013
I don't know or care who that is but I'd be willing to bet thy're another cringe balding millennial faggot like sam and bald ugly nick and ugly retarded charls
eric is cool though because he's obv talented

>>212130967
Birds of a feather flock together.

>>212127177 (OP)
Nobody gives a fuck about Scam Hydeniggers or MDE anymore. Kill yourself.

>>212131030
this
charls was also broke and pathetic enough to take it btw

>>212130916
I don't think Thiel knows or cares, Sam is more like a parasite on Thiel's back trying to suck money out of him as he tries to terraform culture and the arts to fit closer to his worldview by throwing vast amounts of money around.
We'll know where Sam stands if he becomes outspoken against Mossad's spy platform that Thiel runs, Palantir.
If Sam is silent on that shit you can bet he got a taste of that Thiel cum in his mouth.

>>212130967
I think he's being hyperbolic a lot a a joke. It's just contrarianism, it's just people hating on Sam.by pretending to like Nick more.

>>212128895
ryan's a social climber he used to be on the nothing podawful show then jumped ship when he got a better offer. he'll jump to the next better thing as soon as it comes up but thiel money is hard to beat

>>212130902
I think it’s real. Sam was bested by a punch drunk MMA fighter in a basic bitch discussion about white people being under attack. This was a once in a lifetime opportunity where this guy just teed it up for him and Sam just shit the bed.

>>212131140
>I think he's being hyperbolic a lot a a joke. It's just contrarianism
then why isn't it funny

>>212131152
that was hard to watch how this supposed professional white advocate comedian just completely locked up and stopped talking in the face of a CTE retard

>>212131152
jfc dude get off this culture war shit its so wack
like get a gf and stop being like this fr

>>212130873
I think Chuck genuinely loves him and that's why he got so hurt in the first place.

>>212131212
what did xe say?

and effina (pbuh) helped bridge the gap

>>212131123
Why wouldn't he lesch off Thiel? That's the leaast scammy thing he has done.

>>212131260
>muh sam is le counter culture messiah
dudes a fat eric cartman daddys money homo

>>212131185
Doesn't have tk be funny, just entertaining. I don't get it either, but he has his audience I guess.

>>212131277
all the thiel bots are jewish (i know sam is) but are also israel apologists. sam names and comes out hard against the jews esp lately i dont think he's with those guys

>>212131322
>just entertaining
its not that either you perdantic simp booger person

>>212131212
The fuck are you talking about? Sam has an entire monetized YouTube channel dedicated to the subject. Get fucked shill.

i like that /pol/tards think he sucks because he's not actually racist. funny stuff.

>>212131405
>Sam has an entire monetized YouTube channel dedicated to the subject
yes and it's turbo millenial cringe
you out of touch stuck in 2014 looking DWEEB

>>212131374
You are mentally ill faggot, kys. You are mad at me for not hating Nick enough.

>>212131409
turns out he sucks because he sucks
weird

He is actually so unfunny that he managed to ruin the word Nigger. Same goes for the rest of his edgy shit.

He is anti-funny. Keep him away from your kids.

>>212131437
he's not stuck in 2014
he's stuck in high school where he was the permabullied faggot

>>212131459
nick's a mean spirited fat bully goomba

>>212131437
>mad cause got called out as a Sam simp paid to protect him on 4chan

Do they bully the old lady the whole video? I don't know why they think bullying individual old people is so funny, they do the same thing to the old actor guys in world piece.

>being cruel is fucking hilarious. Get it? The joke is I'm being a asshole to this person.

>>212131334
Sam tried to game the system by going on a podcast to "ironically" shill for Israel:
https://vocaroo.com/1jaLNWMV8bqp
Wouldn't be surprised if he did it to meet some vague contractual obligation. Though it might piss off Thiel if he looks too closely at what Sam did and realize that Sam is never sincere on anything.

>>212131505
I can;t count that far back what is that like 2004 or some shit hahahahahahaha old ass bitch

>>212131515
And you are tranny feak, so you are 10 times worse.

>>212131563
unc spiraling

discord tranny thread

>>212131598
>>212131617
you're unemployed jet
fat and ugly too

>>212131598
>typos
>tranny
my guess is that the whippets brigade is behind this. how much is jet paying you?

>>212131560
>maybe if I just double down on being ironic forever it'll eventually be funny
dudes literally rlm tier now wtf

>>212127177 (OP)
Not lying, the funniest thing I've ever seen

>>212131544
yeah it's just a weird vile vibe. and sam himself is an old fart at this point so yknow

>>212131544

you need a sparky crisp

>>212130641
i think he does, hes just too retarded to evolve past the mind of a 15 year old /pol/ack from 2016 even though hes been ruminating on this shit for like 15 years

>>212131877
I don’t. He should have clobbered that guy. It was like he didn’t because he didn’t know what to say without a script.

>>212130641
>I seriously wonder if he really believes what he claims.
gee I wonder if that guy known for his post-ironic anti-humour believes what he says

>>212131544
Sam and Jean are openly in a casual sex relationship, they bring her on sometimes for a bit of ribbing but she's completely down for it.

>>212132101
>he’s never serious.
Thats brilliant.thanks

>>212132101
nigga, post-ironic means pussying out of defending your actual beliefs and deflecting with 'humor'. it is what he wanted to say but not because he believes it, just because in his mind it sounds really cool.

>>212132101
he literally called out autistic retards like you in the idubbz documentary that cant tell when hes being sincere with the "100% serious" thing that idubbz wanted him to say

sam hyde is a sophisticated post-modern artist along the lines of john barth and william gaddis. he's not just some borderline tourette's moron compulsively spewing braindead quips and stale memes. haha hell no. you just don't get it anon

I enjoyed it, thanks, Sam!

>>212127177 (OP)
0.004 rupee has been deposited to your account, sir.

The amount of Sam/MDE hate in this thread is unmistakably artificial lol. I would get it if even a majority of posts in a thread about Hyde were negative, but every post being violently pissed off with nothing positive to say about anything he’s ever done is unbelievable. As in, I am literally unable to believe these are the thoughts and opinions of genuine 4chan tv posters.

>>212132490
Jews and the minds they have raped dislike post-irony because they don’t know how to defend against it. I’m sorry you’re one or the other

>>212132902
i liked sam and MDE a lot in the early 2010s but has turned into such an insufferable fag post world peace and his refusal to grow as a person is annoying to see. he seemed like such a smart guy and innovator way back then, but then just became an insufferable /pol/ack faggot that spends his time whining about everything while also larping as some kind of humble christian tracath/stoic samurai warrior philosopher hybrid is ridiculously cringe and gay. if anyone has that webm of the fishtank people puking while sam retweeted some tweet about making beautiful and sincere art, then that perfectly encapsulates how i feel about sam

>>212132902
There's like 10 people in this thread max and they're all in a discord together

>>212132902
maybe people just think this new format is gay as fuck? why cant he just do funny shit instead of ranting in a preachy tone about things he doesnt actually understand?

>>212132902
>everyone who i don't like is a shill
People are just tired of Sam's bullshit. He's always gotten away with acting like a pretentious asshole because he put out quality stuff, but in recent years his creative output has totally dropped off a cliff in favor of this self-help political slop. The whole tortured genius act doesn't work when it becomes clear you aren't a genius at all.

>>212132902
I never liked Sam and thought MDE was meh but think it’s absolutely bizarre how he’s got even mods to carry water for him on 4chan. Are you people his personal army?

>>212133032
>larping as some kind of humble christian tracath
This is a fucking retard level complaint that I see a lot about millennials and gen z rediscovering Christianity. They weren’t brought up in it in a serious way, if at all so people like Sam are not theologians. They have participated in the same popular culture as everyone else for their entire lives, so of course they have most of the same deficiencies as everyone else when it comes to acting in a way the church fathers would approve of. That doesn’t mean they don’t believe it or aren’t trying to. Also, this idea that cock sucking reddit atheists should decide who is and is not authentically religious is laughable.

This shit is boring. I was excited when he mentioned a Art Bell style show, but it's just PGL with two different guys

>>212133211
you literally don't have to watch it lol. fucking retard.

>>212133111
>>212133211
>>212133218
Like I said, I can understand not liking his stuff, and maybe he’s a little over exposed on this board but I don’t see a variety of opinions, even negative opinions, in this thread. It’s all seething Sam hatred that’s grasping for straws with shit about how his father is rich or how he’s pretentious or some other vague criticism that doesn’t really mean anything. For the record, I think some of his advice content is bad, unhelpful, or harsh but it’s no worse than any of the other thousands of Internet personalities trying to do something similar. Again, I’m not expecting everyone to like him or all of the things he does all the time but ffs you can’t be this upset about a guy who makes YouTube videos

>>212133248
im not asking for him to be a saint right off the bat, but when his hateful, bigoted and racist beliefs are completely at odds with christianity, why does he not ever look at himself and say "hmm maybe i should change this behaviour somewhat" rather than go all in on it? ask yourself: is there anything even remotely christ-like about sam's beliefs and actions? im not saying hes literally evil and doesnt care about anything, but i have yet to see him even try to change. if anything, hes become much worse.

>>212133218
i got banned for “off topic posting” with no post cited after making fun of sam a bunch. hope every single janny gets sharty’d again

hes fucks men btw

>>212129244
The emails went out. Please understand.

>>212133668
>Christian's are all hateful homophobic racist bigots who are anti progress!!!!
>also your hateful homophobic racist bigotry is anti christian because real Christian's are all progressive!
every time with redditors

>>212127177 (OP)
/tv/ is a marky board, you can't really discuss mde here anymore.

>>212133827
also america is a genocidal imperialist racist country and also minorities are more american than you will ever be
just jew pilpul

>>212133706
>>212130290

>>212133827
never said any of that but keep posting your gay grifter twitter artist like we're still in 2018

>sam hyde
Surrogate father father for brown incels

>jewish rich kid giving advice to broke white and brown kids when the only reason he even has money these days is because his father gave him a 100K dollars loan to invest in bitcoin

Woah

>>212133887
yeah I'm sure you've mever called Christianity hateful or bigoted in the past when it suited your argument at the time lol. You're definitely not the type to do that when it's convenient

>>212133827
why is it impossible for /pol/ack larping christians like you to understand that lgbt and non-whites should be allowed in church while gay marriage is still not blessed? its not that complicated. love the sinner and hate the sin, you know? was considered quite basic shit not that long ago. homosexuality is indeed a sin and homosexual marriage is completely unacceptable, but they are still welcome to the faith and church.

>>212127177 (OP)
Moist cr1tikal tier slop content

>>212127177 (OP)
was she the boomer that was on FTL S3

>>212133668
>his hateful, bigoted and racist beliefs are completely at odds with christianity
Allowing your boss to replace you with an Indian person he’s allowed to treat like a slave is not a Christian virtue. Neither is importing low iq criminals or people who otherwise have nothing but contempt for you and your beliefs. The Christian thing to do is to send missionaries to those people where they currently live and do charity work with the ultimate goal of converting them, willingly, to a more peaceful and productive worldview.
>not agreeing with me is hate, which is not allowed
>also God agrees with me even though I don’t believe in him
Yeah okay

>>212133946
i am an orthodox christian and oppose racism and bigotry. you can simply just ask what i think instead of painting me as some made up schizophrenic discord transsexual like you do in every thread where someone disagrees with you.

>>212133960
That's all true but the key part there is acknowledging it's a sin and not okay

>>212133996
Sure thing Moshe

>>212127177 (OP)

>>212134000
yes, and i am acknowledging that. so whats the problem? you are sinner too. i am a sinner too.

>>212134032
>tradcath larpers when they look up what the meaning of "catholic" is

>>212134049
The problem is that makes you a hateful bigot which makes you antichristian according to reddit

>>212127177 (OP)
I'm sure this "goes hard" for his predominately 3rd world audience

>>212133987
>The Christian thing to do is to send missionaries to those people where they currently live and do charity work with the ultimate goal of converting them, willingly, to a more peaceful and productive worldview.
and you will never do any of this. you'll continue to call people niggers and jack off to porn all day. must be fun being a humble servant that never has to improve and only gets worse as time goes on.

>>212130967
He seems to think animal abuse is the funniest thing ever. Dude laughs his ass off about chucking animals out of windows and stomping their legs broken. He goes for these jokes every time dogs and cats are mentioned for any reason. He probably watches those baby monkey torture videos.

>>212133960
Who tf is saying they’re not allowed in church?? They should not be allowed to try and influence the church into accepting their sins.
>you kicked that junkie out of the NA meeting??
>why??? Just because he was trying to get other members to shoot up with him?
You can’t be this fucking retarded. This is moronic

>>212134112
yet you called me a redditor for simply not wishing murder death rape genocide on all black and gay people

Christianity wouldn't exist with the Jews.

>>212134178
because i dont believe that is happening. are you one of those /pol/acks that believes pope francis or the orthodox church accepts homosexual marriage or whatever else shit you make up? protestants are a different issue altogether as they are disorganized so of course you will find crazy protestants. thats nothing new.

>>212127177 (OP)
>bring on guest
>barely let her say anything
>ramble about jews for 1/3rd of it
Not his best episode. Previous ones were much better and more focused.

>>212134187
I called you a redditor because you literally are and you know I'm right about it. Here's the part where you cope with thoughts like "he has no way of knowing that, so he's wrong" or "he's just calling me a redditor because I disagree with him" but literally use reddit. You will convince yourself it's just a coincidence I can call it immediately but you know I was right

>>212134291
but what is your disagreement with what i said? homosexuality is a sin and gay marriage is unacceptable. just because i didnt say heil hitler and kill all niggers along with my post or something?

i saw sammy peering thru eternity at me, but he was humble and apologetic. he no longer sawed me as a boxfan, but as an equal, and he sympathized with me. this is the power of Jesus Christ, unmistakable

>>212128945
>MIGA
Whatever else he is, Dyer is definitely not MIGA.

>>212134333
>call you a redditor
>you literally have a reddit account
>"but why are you disagreeing with me?"
Sounds like we're in agreement to me

>>212134145
Hahaha what kind of response is this? Not everyone can or should be a missionary. The vast majority of people should just raise their kids and try to be a benefit to their local community while donating money to their church so it can be used for that purpose. Yeah I’m not a priest, you really skewered me. The point is to genuinely try your hardest to live the way Jesus wanted you to and to ask for forgiveness when you inevitably fall short. And you are not the judge of that since you apparently despise anyone who claims to be on that path, Samuel Whitcomb Hyde included.

>>212134190
The real Jews are long gone.

>>212127177 (OP)
Does he post audio versions of this shit or no?

>>212134418
i dont have a reddit account. are you off your meds? what makes you think im a redditor?

>>212129047
Based

>>212134464
>willingly subjecting yourself to sam's mouth sounds, snorting and coughing
why, anon?

>>212134464
Yeah it's only $9.99/mo on MDE.TV and Gumroad! - Sam "I hate Jews" Hyde

>>212134480
You can lie to me but not yourself

i'm good, thanks. even for free.

>>212134523
ok.

>>212134258
I go to a Catholic Church. If you think homosexuals don’t have their foot in the door you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
https://www.ncronline.org/opinion/guest-voices/germanys-catholic-church-approved-blessings-same-sex-couples-revolution

>>212134523
Bullshit I lie to myself all the time. I am the best human on earth.

samuel whitcomb hyde you hereby stand accused of making very funny homade iphone vids, how do you plead?
>420
the born again christian is called to the ministry of priesthood no matter who they are, per the 1 Peter 2:4-10
we all fall short, but shudder to think ye be storing up WRATH for yourself on the day of judgment
looking forward to the next hyde seminar which addresses this factor

>>212134420
>the christian thing to do is....
>wait I don't have it in me to do that, better move the goalposts
I don't believe your fake humble shit either

>>212133248
>>212133827
Racism and bullshit aside, there is nothing christian about Sam. Period. He's literally the archetype of satan. He is greedy, materialistic, sadistic, cruel, power hungry, and filled to the brim with pride. Christianity has utterly failed when dudes like him or Trump are passed off as christians.

>>212134668
also a pedo

>>212127496
Why are you asking these retards? Just watch the video until you feel you have an understanding.
I was also vaguely aware of him for a while, but the basic gestalt seems to be a based version of Tim and Eric style comedy

>>212134668
Christianity is utterly succeeding when people like him turn to Christ

>>212127264
he looks like a crappy high school history teacher

>>212134638
I didn’t move the goalposts lol you did. I explained that we don’t need to bring people to our country to help them. Then you said I would never go to another country to help said people. I replied by pointing out that it wouldn’t make sense for 100% of people to do that, so donating a portion of their income to that cause while doing the best they can in their personal lives is sufficient. You’re just wrong. You haven’t directly addressed a single thing I’ve said yet, you just keep jumping to the next thing.

>>212134856
i dont believe he has genuinely turned to christ. i believe its an aesthetic move purely done as a grift. if he has, it remains to be seen even remotely through his words and actions.

>>212127496
he hosts a few different low-budget tv shows. The kind that would have been on comedy central or vh1 about 20 years ago. That's it.
>inb4 not tv shows
ok kid

>>212134918
I disagree, but ultimately it doesn't matter what you or I think because it's not up to us. Retards like you throw around shit like "greed" to try and invalidate someone being christian just because they're successful in their careers. Can you give me a numerical value for the exact amount of money someone makes in a year before they're not allowed to be Christian anymore? Curious what the cut off is.

>>212134897

Not the guy you are replying to but mass immigration is a curse for disobeying God.

From Deuteronomy:

>However, if you do not obey the Lord your God and do not carefully follow all his commands and decrees I am giving you today, all these curses will come on you and overtake you:

The foreigners who reside among you will rise above you higher and higher, but you will sink lower and lower. 44 They will lend to you, but you will not lend to them. They will be the head, but you will be the tail.

>>212134918
He probably has come to genuinely believe it's better for most people to just be religious instead of trying to understand a secular moral framework. And that involving yourself in local churches and communities pays long-term financial and soft dividends for yourself.

But yeah he's still an atheist.

>>212134834
Being chronically insincere is not based.

>>212134668
>running a successful business is satanic
No lol just shut the fuck up, I think you’ve embarrassed yourself enough. Are they perfect or even good examples of Christians? No. But no one ever has been except Jesus Himself.

>>212135021
>>212135121
You single out greed as the most important criticism that was made as you lie and twist everything I've said. That says a lot about you.

The people who try to twist scripture are agents of Satan even if they aren't aware of it. Jews particularly delight in twisting scripture because they don't want to admit they killed their messiah and cursed themselves forever.

>>212135172
Sam is the right wing version of this meme.

>>212127496
MDE has been a staple of chan culture for over a decade, newfag

>>212135211
MDE has always been reddit
Sam posts on reddit but not 4chan

>>212135166
And what does it say about me? Be specific, otherwise go drop vague cool-sounding one liners on the lgbt subreddit you fucking bone head.

>>212135166
Nothing you said is tangible at all. Give me an answer, how successful is an entertainer allowed to be before they're not christian anymore and it's about greed and power? What does a non greedy non power seeking successful person in entertainment look like?

>>212134897
I didn't jump to the next thing, I referenced what you said in your first post. What you claimed was the christian thing to do. Maybe one day you'll actually start helping the people in your community instead making everyone's life worse.

>>212134668
and gay
Sam larping as a Christian isn’t fooling anyone.

>>212135237
>>212135269
>answer to this bullshit I just made up or everything you said about Sam that is obviously true is no longer true
Use your fucking senses, you disingenuous fuck.

>>212135237
>>212135269
defending a guy that would abuse your 16 year old daughter lol.

>>212135341
I'm genuinely asking you, what amount of success are you allowed to achieve in the entertainment industry before you become greedy and materialistic? Are only failures in the industry allowed to be Christians?

>>212135121
>If Sam Hyde isn't a good Christian, no one is!
A damning indictment of your religion.

>>212135050
Yes it is. Sincerity is irrelevant as a public figure. The only important thing is what you say and do

>>212135269
You should be asking yourself what is it a Christian with that kind of power does with their power that keeps their soul intact.

>>212135341
I am sensing that you are, in fact, an esl monkey. Answer my question or get back to picking bananas, fuckface.

>>212135516
For starters I would say publicly professing Christ but that seems to trigger a lot of people apparently

>>212135449
spending an eternity with "repentant" pedophiles as a mind-raped slave doesn't sound like fun?

>>212135409
Ask yourself, would you let Sam Hyde marry your daughter?
>I'm genuinely asking you
Are you? So this has nothing to do with the entire conversation up to this point? It's not a paper thin justification for your E-daddy that's obviously motivated by the worst instincts present in humanity?

>>212135555
Matthew 7:21.
Screeching the name of the lord while sinning in his name might not be the greatest course of action.

>>212135626
I get that you can't answer my question so I'll just take the W and leave. Make sure to turn down any future promotions if the raise is too big or you're going to hell.

>>212135549
I'm sensing that you are largely motivated by hatred and greed. Does imagining me as brown make you feel less like your bad person?

>>212135687
>take the W
Greed and pride.
Remember everyone, the criticisms were as follows.
>greedy, materialistic, sadistic, cruel, power hungry, and filled to the brim with pride.
This dishonest actor had to boil that down to an artificial cutoff of money in order to justify ignoring everything else I said. That's because everything I said about Sam was true. No philosophical or political argument changes what is plain to see.

>>212135449
Mischaracterizing what I said? We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel, aren’t we?
>your religion
I think that’s the end of this conversation. You are not a Christian but you think you have the right to decide who is sincere in their stated belief. I’m going to genuinely recommend that you seek help. If you have this much of a problem with Christianity or people claiming to participate in it, you probably have serious unresolved interpersonal issues with some of the people in your life. I’m not saying you have to convert to Catholicism or anything, I think you just should try to figure out why you have such a strong negative reaction to someone on your computer screen professing to believe in God.

>>212130967
I USED TO SELL LAMBORGHINIS! NOW SUCK MY DICK!

>>212135885
>all that shit I didn't read
I may not be a chef, but if I see the man cooking the food put shit instead of chocolate on the cake then claim it's a fantastic cake, I'm going to poke fun of him for it.

>>212135885
Sam Hyde obviously doesn't believe in Christ. Best case scenario is that he thinks he probably should, but that is motivated by all sorts of questionable instincts. Hateful and insincere instincts.

>>212135810
>remember everyone, this is my assertion even though I refused to elaborate on it even slightly the second I'm asked to clarify it!
You are genuinely retarded lmao

>>212135688
>feel less like your bad person?
HAHAHAHA I don’t think I’m imagining anything, Queequeg.

I liked it

>>212135885
are christians supposed to fuck 16 year old girls

>>212136044
there is nothing in the bible about fucking 16 year old girls. mary was inseminated by god or the holy spirit as a teenager. it was common in antiquity for people to wed as young as 13 or 14 years old. the 18 year old age of consent is a very modern thing bred out of first-wave feminism from the 1910s/20s

>>212136044
I mean, for 99.99% of human history people would be married and having children around that age so if you want to be technical about it...

>>212135985
>>212135987
You never challenged my assertions. You zeroed in on greed(I wonder why?), never challenging that Sam is largely motivated by it. You accused me of using some artificial metric I never used to determine this obvious fact about him, because you know as well as I do that I am right about him, and this argumentum ad absurdum is your last ditch defense of his and your own greed.

>>212136107
>mary was inseminated by god or the holy spirit as a teenager.
saying this like it was an actual thing that happened haha

>>212136182
>*tips fedora*

>>212136203
>snips off his own foreskin

>>212130315
>>212130916
>>212131123
>>212131277
>>212131334
>>212131560
>>212131788
You retarded kikes are fucking hilarious to behold daily.

>>212136166
>you never challenged on of my assertions, you just zeroed in on of my assertions!
lol

>>212136233
you can be a christian and still have a foreskin

>>212127569
this

>>212136250
You never challenged that he is largely motivated by it, because he obviously is.

>>212136107
You can't genuinely be sticking up for Hyde as a Christian in this context, can you?

>>212136256
you can be christian and not do anything, very easy religion

>>212127177 (OP)
It was good, i just wish he'd take a page out of the failure of The Daily Shoah's failure and realize the paywall model greatly diminishes his reach and watchtimes, especially if he's monetized at all on yt.
TDS had a huge problem with paywalling half the content in a news-focused show, it became grating as a poorfag listener.

>>212136287
And so are you if you make more money than me. Turn down your next raise or you're a pharisee

>>212136312
you can be a serial killer and if you honestly regret, confess, atone and take penance you can still be in the good graces of god.
>>212136308
i don't believe sam regrets anything he did with marky, however. it's not even the fact that she was young and naive, it's the fact that sam didn't marry her and procreate with her. sam is a degenerate.

>>212136352
>things that were never said

you really overstayed your welcome sam
getting sick and tired of seeing your face plastered here 24/7

>>212136352
Unless you're a NEET, everyone in here is about the same level of poor, anon. Comparing the plight of a working stiff making 3% to keep up with inflation to the terminally wealthy is teasing the prince of lies.

>>212127177 (OP)
Holy shit this was stale and boring. I skipped to the calls to get to the more interesting bits and even those were boring af. He did a Hydewars years ago with a guy named Don Jolly where they riffed on Boomers for like half an hour. It can be found on yt iirc. Talking about boomers in 2025 is just so redundant.

>>212136477
yeah, the boomer conversation with don jolly was top-tier compared to the slop he's delivering now

>>212136464
So once again I ask, what's the cutoff? What amount of financial success is a Christian permitted to achieve?

>>212136521
you can be wealthy and christian. you're supposed to give up your possessions before you die. you can't take them with you anyway.

this much exposition of the faith will only encourage further grifting. let's hear more

>>212136602
you say this like christianity is some big secret society like a masonic lodge

Damn, didn't know Jay Faggot Dyer was writing his material. It all makes sense now, especially the God stuff he has been spewing that he obviously has no knowledge of or actually cares about. Hard to believe but somehow I lost even more respect for Sam.

>Some indeed preach Christ even from envy and strife, and some also from goodwill: The former preach Christ from selfish ambition, not sincerely, supposing to add affliction to my chains; but the latter out of love, knowing that I am appointed for the defense of the gospel. What then? Only that in every way, whether in pretense or in truth, Christ is preached; and in this I rejoice, yes, and will rejoice.

>>212135971
Right, right. Look man, I hope you turn things around. I really do. I can honestly say that while there are people who I dislike, I don’t enjoy seeing anyone struggling and having a rough time in life.

>>212130315
>sam secures $5 million from a tech billionaire
gee I wonder who could it be...maybe it's the same guy funding the other podcasts pgl has on as guests

>>212136521
Nobody can tell you that. All anyone can do is quote scripture, and you already know about the camel and the rich man, so what do you want? Do you want me to pretend Sam isn't obviously greedy, slimy, and insincere? That he doesn't get off on sadism and cruelty? Do you want me to pretend that he believes in anything outside of his own material power and success, even though he obviously doesn't? Go with God buddy, I'm really trying here.

>>212136654
they both shill bitcoin too

>>212136716
>nobody can tell you that BUT I CAN TELL YOU FOR SURE THAT SAM HYDE IS PAST THAT AND NOT REALLY CHRISTIAN I CAN READ HIS SOUL THROUGH THE SCREEN

>>212136521
A wealthy Christian should live the most modest life possible with all else going to charity. Simple as.
The Bible doesn't think the accumulation of wealth is good. At all. To the point where there's a lot of verses condemning wealth accumulation.

>>212136768
and people wonder why the jews hate christianity so much. useful idiot atheists eat it up too...

>>212136660
On some level you know that this level of disingenuousness is silly, else you wouldn't respond.
And that's enough for me.

>>212136716
>>212136767
Sam is at most culturally Christian. End of story. Seriously, their is no reason to debate this topic as if we know the inner workings of his mind/heart through a computer monitor. Its pathetic behaviour.

>>212136657
Source of the quote?

>>212136898
How do you not see the irony of your post where in the very first sentence you claim to be able to read the inner workings of his mind/heart and claim he can only be culturally Christian "at most" and then 2 sentences later say it can't he known.

billy graham said it at hyde's 1st degree initiation, before he ascended

>>212136166
You made a long list of assertions without backing any of them up with examples. No one knows We're you’re talking about. Asserting something doesn’t make it true you fucking mongoloid.

>>212136238
Go to bed Peter. Don't forget your prayers to Satan and to take your PrEP.

i don't even know what this stupid ass debate is about
sam's a better christian than most people and he's going to lead a bunch of young men into heaven!

>>212136966
Ah, the irony police have arrived, but missed the point entirely. My statement about Sam being at most culturally Christian was an observation based on his public behavior and statements, not some mystical act of reading his interior thoughts/feelings.

Isn't Sam literally jewish? Is that how he can get away with it?

>>212137242
The difference between a cultural Christian and a "real" Christian would be that the former only goes through the motions and the latter believes it in their soul, so yes you did claim the mystical act of reading his thoughts and feelings

he's of Gad .. one of the good ones

>Dude Indians are so bad... buy bitcoin and get a job

Brilliant, Sammy

>>212137055
Yes, he's totally the Christian. The same way Jim Jones was, who also led his flock straight to heaven :=)

>>212137016
>>212137434

>>212131560
All right wing influencers from 2015-2016 ended up as huge shills for Israel. Even Jordan Peterson pretty much shills for Israel non-stop. The ones that aren't shilling now eventually will.

>>212137957
alt-right was psyoping younger generations to die for israel when the time comes after all. it's the muslims guys not the jews buy my supplements

>>212137957
the kosher right didnt capture even most of them at this point

>records his abrasive and tired diatribes in ultra wide screen
Woah KINO!

I hope Sam's Christian convictions are sincere. Everybody sins and everybody can have redemption

>>212127496
nothing special. appealed to rightards and incels during the 4chan maga terraforming a few years ago. He shoots 10 jokes and lands 3

>>212128895
Gavin is an abusive drunk.
While sam isn't a nice guy I get the impression he treats his employees better

>>212138769
if they were he'd cancel Fishtank
Sam is a textbook sociopath, people like that rarely actually change, though they have snake tongues that might make idiots think otherwise.

>>212138962
when you're just discovering Christianity it's not as though it's an overnight change. worse people have been saved

>>212129800

lol that didnt last long

>>212133926
This

>>212134918
this
non of these grift lords believe a word they say
it's all an act to make number go up
the fact so many of you defend it is astonishing to me
you're the mark in this scenario and you do it gladly and it enables the grift to perpetuate itself

>>212139326
they;re so flippant on every attempt at extracting revenue from their fans it's wild

He was a lot funnier before all these guys that turned Christian after reading a twitter meme became his audience

>>212138940
He wasn't so nice to Joel, Zach and dear Don Jolly...

>>212138769
replace the toys with a cross and Sam Hyde that's you

>>212139248
>>212139484
In fucked up times people turn to anything and anyone for help. Loan sharks, shady doctors, you name it. Sam and his ilk are the entertainment equivalent for redpilled losers.

>>212139642
how is wishing the best for someone the same as playing with toys?

Bill ottman pretending hyde wars is good but he secretly stopped listening in the first 30 seconds

>>212139680
thats right
its crazy to expect decent comdey out of a comedy troup and not endless grift slop

>>212139693
You are playing make believe with someone you've never met and clearly know very little about. When did you even start watching mde, with the idubbbz video?

>>212127177 (OP)
Another söy Hyde politislop gettysburg address. Who needs it?

>>212139780
I said I hope, not I know/believe. I've been watching MDE since 2011, back in the vertical videos era, College Cunts, Smocaine, DJ Kaos movie reviews, etc.

Not sure why you're taking issue with someone turning towards Christianity.

Boring episode.
Writing "Boomers", "Millennials" or "Zoomers" in any header instant engagement from people willing to write comments that nobody will read.

If you want to test, go to some shithole board like /pol/ and start two threads. One with and one without. Watch the engagement spikes.

>>212139868
Tell me immediately without looking which disco bands instrumental was used in the outro to jerry hates wiggers.

>>212139894
yeah I don't memorise trivia, not a very good argument.

>>212139868
I simply don't believe he is, maybe if he doesn't bring fishtank back after it's current problems. In any case it's irrelevant as he's not funny anymore and that's what we want him for.

>>212139913
NuMDE. Never respond to me again.

>>212139868
>I've been watching MDE since 2011, back in the vertical videos era, College Cunts, Smocaine, DJ Kaos movie reviews, etc.
why?
honestly. its all low effort as libbed yes, and slop

>>212139868
What does it even mean to "turn to christ" in this context? You know you don't get to choose what you believe, right? There is a difference between telling yourself stories and truly believing something, and you don't get to decide the latter.

>>212138769
If he wants redemption he needs to get the fuck away from Fishtank

>>212139953
I accept your concession. I don't remember you from the MDE facebook page comment sections at all.

>>212139933
He's clearly new to it. Sure he sinned in the past but who hasn't, even after accepting Christ. Maybe it's a cynical ploy, time will tell.

When Sam Hyde finishes a long hard day of torturing Craigslist actors, the mentally ill fishtank participants, simpletons like jet, having children out of wedlock, do you think he gets on his knees and says the lord's prayer?

>>212140026
>do you think he gets on his knees and says the lord's prayer?
yes, but only to make more sheckels

>>212140003
I'm not conceding anything you freaky little nuMDE. Clearly didn't watch the videos very carefully.

>>212139975
It means recognising it as true, accepting the sacrifice of Christ.

>>212139964
it was very funny back then. this was an era of stoner humour, ironic humour, peak adult swim, tim and eric, he made fun of types of videos that were common on youtube at the time that have gone extinct. WP was pretty funny. not happy on the grift turn but suck is life

>>212140047
I didn't watch every single video and catalogue side details for future use in internet arguments, but I can also tell you're not serious so it's ok

>>212140073
I'm extremely serious. What was the name of the man in the flat cap in the LA street video? I have every pre-WP mde video memorised.

>>212140073
>it was very funny back then
they prodcued a decent 60 minutes of comedy 10 years ago
its hardly anything to be proud of and its obv they lost the magic

>>212140073
So the only barrier to entry is how superstitious you are? Do you admit that most people that call themselves christian don't actually believe it? I don't think the majority of christians have been anything but "cultural christians" for at least the last century.

>>212140120
Exactly. Extreme Peace just isn't very good and they haven't been that funny in a long time.

>>212127177 (OP)
anyone else get a big lain vibe from his intro?

>>212140111
To anticipate your probably next question, yes, I do believe I am the one and only MDE fan left on earth. No one can match my knowledge or appreciation for it. Especially you, a cowardly Nu-Mde liar.

>>212140165
Not especially, it's just warmed over vaporwave a e s t h e t i c slop designed to give his washed up millenial fanbase the warm fuzzies.

>>212140134
having a different worldview is not the same as being superstitious. and you can't possibly know the convictions of an enormous group of people. there are different denominations, cultures and ethnic groups. they're not all a type of american evangelical or whoever you have in your mind

>>212140120
yeah it was a different time. i'm no ride or die MDE fan I just check in from time to time. the sub was pretty fun

>>212140111
don't remember. don't worry about it

>>212140147
whats crazier is how people think nick ro charls are these misunderstood geniuses, when in fact they're literally every loser townie barfly schizo loudmouth I've ever met
they're just shrewd enough to be clout hungry money grubbing faggots about ti
it's not good or cool and never was
they hit the lottery back in the day and act like it was all them, it clearly wasn't

>>212140201
eric is the only guy I get a good read on
he seems genuinely talented, the literal only one desu

>>212140200
Of course you don't remember because you didn't watch it.

Sam is human garbage and I have no doubt he will fail to pull off his Christian act and only further expose himself as a scam artist.

>>212140193
0:13 is very lain like
also the voice saying "the same hyde show"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgemHUlG1I

>>212140277
I don't particularly want to have lain associated with Sam Hyde in my mind so I'm not going to think about this any further thank you and goodbye forever.

>>212140305
also the music sounds like this bit from episode 9
https://youtu.be/iOVlx4PRxZE?feature=shared&t=159

>>212139868
you know he's jewish..right?

>>212139326
Did the fans have to tell Sam that The Wellness Company is shady AF?

>>212135172
>twist scripture
like all human christians when they removed the apocrypha?