Post your funniest female comedians or actresses
>>212129570 (OP)show me a female comedian who can do a 45 minute set without mentioning her pussy
Amy Sedaris is the funniest woman.
I'd like to heidi my snake in her gardner if you decipher my innuendo
>>212129777I don't get it
>>212129570 (OP)be funny if she stuck my dong between her rack and laughed when it disappeared like a carrot in a hat
>>212129570 (OP)The Wrong Missy is funny unironically. That's all
>>212129570 (OP)>>212129642is she wearing some prosthetic tits here or something? i know she has decently size tits but not that big
>>212129945thatโs lauren lapkus, and she is funny but not the girl in OP
>>212129630Although her name is pronounced Muh-Cucchie, she is in fact, very funny.
Stand-up and hilarious in film and tv. Also not against doing a little fan service here and there.
>>212131476I always had this strange feeling she had incredibly suckable nipples, I eventually found out I was correct.
>>212131864She has really nice tits yeah
>>212131344Her special was shit. Should have known when Billy was the producer.
>>212129570 (OP)>>212129642>>212129704>>212129819>>212131344None of them will ever fuck you. Women are incapable of being funny.
>DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO!
>DUDE MY PERIOD LMAO!
>DUDE THE PATRIARCHY LMAO!
End yourself if you think any of this shit is funny
>>212129777What did he mean by this?
Norm Macdonald on Elaine Stritch: "She was a funny motherfucker."
I like Kathryn Hahn. Sometimes she'll play frumpy unattractive women, other times she's attractive. But she's usually funny and puts on a good performance.
>>212129570 (OP)Jessica Walter was really god damn funny. RIP.
>>212131344i would fuck this big nosed freak
>>212131344She can smoke a cig in the shower
Megan is the funniest, to me
>>212133508>>212133545>>212133636>>212133659None of them will ever fuck you. Women are incapable of being funny.
>>212134262Hideous unfunny whore
OnlyFans is a form of prostitution and it should be felonized globally
>>212134319great tits tho
>>212129570 (OP)it's super funny when girls wear little to no clothes and ridiculously funny when they bend over and spread their cheeks and asshole.
the hilarity!
Did Heidi get implants or what?
>>212129972She has a banging body
Women are genetically incapable of being funny. Ban women from all forms of comedy.
>>212131518Yes, she is awesome sauce. Who charted? Is podcast kino.
>>212129704tina fey will always be my goat.
cristina mariani from kill tony has been great and hardly any of her sets is about sex which is amazing.
>>212133659So fucking hot... God what I wouldn't do to that mouth...
>>212135983You ruined entertainment. You ruined comedy. You ruined society.
>>212129704She is pretty good
Carol Burnett is good too (at least her show was)
>>212129570 (OP)>says nigger in your path
>>212137819Comedy Central has some funny women on their shows in them days
>>212129570 (OP)Edi Patterson from all the Danny McBride shows, one of the only funny women on tv in recent times (also.. WOULD)
>>212129611>rapeswine>rapes winelmao the memes write themselves
i love older women so much
Gracie Films is named after Gracie Allen.
>>212137819I was in love with Kerri years earlier on The State from 90s mtv (sheโs currently on that new Tina Fey Steve Carell show on Netflix as the shows token wacky character, still pretty hot honestly for being in her 50s now)
>>212131570>>212131476made song about christian women taking it up the ass
both then have their careers fizzle out as they get naked in shitty b-movies and finally get cancer
lmao, mysterious ways and all that
>>212137872Amy Sedaris never gets enough credit for being one of the funniest women ever
>>212134840and let me guess, that's a man isn't it
>>212138347I always got gay vibes from Colbert and Dinello, not just cuz of Strangers, they seem like secret gay lovers in real life too lol
Jessica Walters is queen, rip
Tina Fey
Julia Louis Dreyfus
Kaitlin Olson was funny before Sunny fell off
ummmmm
Oh Kristen Schaal, like her
ummm
>>212138314But most christian women do take it up the ass. If g-d didn't want them to do it, he wouldn't have given them assholes.
>>212138354Picture perfect example of why foids should be banned from comedy. Itโs all this and nothing else.
The only thing worse than foids is foid orbiters
>>212138511>g-djew detected
please do not reply to any further posts unless you denounce the talmud and proclain Christ as King
>>212138354>Tattoos>Pretending to be a hardass because some guy in the audience is โgiving negative energyโ for not liking that sheโs looking at and reading his private messages on stage>Probably smells like shit>Probably freebleedsBlacklist her and everyone like her.
>>212138314>both then have their careers fizzle outBoth of their careers are far more prolific now than when they were just a comedy songwriter duo singing about Christian teens doing anal because lol it doesnโt count as sex 12 years agreed .
>>212134262Is that a porn parody Lois Griffin?
>>212129972Prosthetics but with a solid foundation to put them on. Whatever you think of SNL the makeup team is great
Chelsea Holmes (Welcome to Flatch and Overcompensating) is pretty funny.
there are funny woman actors, funny woman writers and women who have a great sense of humor (IE they can laugh at just about anything) but there are NO good female stand ups and there have never been any, why is that?
>>212138511someones a vile jew
212141901
>DUDE SEX LMAO
Foids canโt be funny, once again
>>212142104Absolutely, and she would fail
>>212129630 more than anyone but with her origin story I allow it
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>>212129704I don't find myself desperate for women most of the time, at least compared to this site, but I genuinely think I would crawl through broken glass for a day for a Tina Fey gf.
>>212138354Guy comedians flip pout if you are ruining the atmosphere with negative aura. Bob Kelly flipped out on a guy and Dave Chappelle has a bit about. We might be drunk always bring it up and how craters their night.
>>212129570 (OP)>women can't be f-
>>212133545She kinda reminds me of Arabelle Raphael
>>212142918Damn, dicey dicey. That is dangerously close to being canceled.
Only ugly women can be funny.
>>212129570 (OP)LOL she's sticking her tongue out. Now that's one quirky girl xD. Funny tits
>>212131344She looks Australian
Kristen Wiig, and Mo Collins are great at physical comedy. Rosanne Barr was/is a great stand-up comedian.
>>212129570 (OP)Comedy is utter cancer, leave
>>212143462So are foids while weโre at it
>>212143651They provide children, they have a use, humor meanwhile is the toddler's entertainment, even videogames are preferable.
Never trust those who watch "stand ups", they are the same kind of people who watch cartoons in their adulthood.
Cheri Oteri was funny, she should've been in more movies as she was kinda cute.
>>212143462>he said on a board plagued with capeshit and starshit
>>212141502all of the apostles were jews
>212144019
Starshit and Capeshit have both been plagued by third wave feminist dogma. So has comedy. Entertainment is cancer now thanks to foids and foid extremism.
>>212142918ok, i chuckled
>>212137872>>212138347I read a story about how Amy Sedaris had to get make-up to give her a black eye for something once to make her look like she'd be roughed up, she told the make-up department not to take it off so she could wander around in public to mess with people.
Anna Faris is really funny in the Scary Movie movies.
>>212131518Natasha has some great boobs with really thick nipples!
>>212138260I recently seen her with her husband George Burns. Their classic/legendary TV show gets played at 5am out here. She plays a complete ditz, but she's extremely intelligent.
>>212142067>>DUDE SEX LMAOThis but unironically
>>212145606goofy ahh quirk chungus
funny because I want her to cuck me
>>212145606>>212145730>>212145795>>212145827Just because your penis is laughing doesnโt mean anyone else is. Thanks for ruining comedy by letting feminists shit it all up just in the name of jerking off to them. Enablers are even worse than the perpetrators.
>>212145992you're welcome
Seriously
Imagine thinking misandrist propaganda decorated with a sarcastic smarmy tone of voice qualifies as comedy
The zoomer infestation of this site is palpable because no other generation is this fucking submissive to propagandist trash plaguing all mediums known to man
If youโre in any way attracted to freebleeders then do the world a favor and jump off a cliff you disgusting repugnant shit
>>212145992>his penis isn't laughingpathetic
Coomers, like women, destroyed the world.
>>212129570 (OP)what is wrong with her teeth??
I have no faith for the future when the present is so filled with scum and detritus. But all of these whores and sluts and prostitutes deserve all the painful and humiliating sexually transmitted diseases that will inevitably befall their used up cunts.
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>>212131476Wtf I thought you posted Sarah Sherman from the pic.
It's true that jews and italians look very alike, I guess
Hole orbiters are worse than holes themselves.
>>212146257This guy keeps making posts like "i am le serious and depressed about the current state of affairs in society man" in a thread with women pics and webms thinking he is actually making a difference. Go outside nigga try your luck there, maybe get a job while you're at it
>>212146367>holesimagine the smell of this chud's room
Bros before hoes
Souls before holes
Friendships before foids
Etc etc etc
>>212140233Combination of the fact stand up is generally bad and the skill set for stand up is less socially useful for women than it is for men.
>>212146512sounds pretty gay
Friendship isnโt gay you fucking dumb shit, the very foundation of it is platonic and genuine, something cunts canโt understand. Cunt worshipping has tainted your already tiny and poisoned brain.
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>>212145606That's not a woman! That's a MAN!
>>212145247She's lucky ot have a career after that incident at the park
>>212129570 (OP)>>212129642>>212146612Would invite to pound town, even the saggy tit version
>>212138057too hot outside
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>>212145730>no bangs hairstyleThis is her own mistake.
>>212129570 (OP)is this an SNL girls thread
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>>212148350I pick Cheri Oteri from back when she was really hot and probably fucked like a wild woman
>>212129570 (OP)I thought it was Alexis Fawx in the thumbnail.
>>212145827Cute AND tits like that? Sheesh!
>>212143887>>212148485She was hot in Scary Movie.
>>212138378Colbert is at best bi, he has a bunch of children and you dont make that many kids for a beard
>>212129570 (OP)Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Kristen Bell
Nikky Glazer
Iliza Schlesinger
>>212138378>>212148934Colbert was the last funny thing he ever did
I guess his job as late night propaganda minister at (((CBS))) is funny but in a different way
>>212149058Colbert Report*
>>212149055wtf...women ARE funny
Rachel Bloom is my funny tiddy mommy waifu
>>212131344>le nepo babbyask me how I know she's a product of nepotism
>>212146107>acts like a whore to judge other whoresgreetings from Kazakhstan
This post is useless, no women are funny.
>>212149642CXG is unironically great and I'm only waiting for consumer grade AI to be cheap and widespread enough to swap Fontana Greg into S4.
That said, I have an extremely soft spot for Taylor Tomlinson. Too bad she went from joking about choking on dick to her powerful era dabbling in BPD and bisexuality but oh well, she still gets it
>>212150346I just like her tits dude
>>212149642>>212150346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xGYMZbsWRA
>>212145730shes proof that even 5/10 women can make shitloads on onlyfans, the sheer amount of idiotic simps that want to throw money away is insane
>>212145688>ahh Shut the fuck up piece of shit zoomer scum niggers tongue my anus
>>212138118Hagmaxxing is bad for you.
>>212145219wow thats a crazy story
>>212129570 (OP)I like the YouTuber Chrissie Mayr. Pretty good sense of humor and has red hair, that's all it took. Also dunks on libs constantly but doesn't grift based on it. Her porn star interview series is pretty good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seZahdASfJM
A youtuber who mostly does skits but she's one of the few female comics that I find funny.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1efzTRn0pU
>>212143586I love pale girls, bros..
>>212144058that had big issues with the jews of that time... why do you brainlet jews forget that part.
>>212149055Not bad unless you added new subtitles
>>212153743Seen a few of her twitter posts pop up on the timeline, she seemed kinda aggressive with masculine energy. I get a slightly different impression when listening to her speak on camera.
>>212146481The chinese one the guy should be flying back in slowmo.
>>212134262her nudes are crazy.
she has an amazing body
>>212143887"bitch can't even get arrested"
>>212129570 (OP)Jessica Biel is funny
>>212149642She had a reduction and now looks like shit but yeah "Crazy Ex Girlfriend" first few season were great
>>212129570 (OP)Whichporn is this one?
but science has confirmed that women are physically incapable of being funny. it's just a cruel fact of nature
>>212129777Anyone decipher'd anon's post yet?
In her heydey she was fantastic but then she grew up and became a victim of her own hubris and has now fallen off the face of the earth; shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYfPSWuovI
lauren lapkus, natasha legarro, carrie brown, kristen schaal, lisa gilroy are all pretty funny, i think.
if any guy says a girl is funny it means hed fuck her
>>212137819Seconded, probably the funniest woman on the planet to me and it's funnier because you know half the lines are her improving.
>>212129570 (OP)>Funny womenThey don't exist. It's like a non-violent negro, or a truthful jew.
>>212133140Even worse is when they tells "jokes" about one night stands or abortions. No self worth...
>>212142918Imagine the hatefuck.
>>212145606I know a ryobi when I see one.
>>212129704one of the original quirk chungus
>>212160265This a Milwaukee board sir.
>>212129704she actually makes me hate women less. the unbreakable kimmy schmitt was really good
>>212160642Watch 30 Rock if you haven't.
>>212159162>>212158774Fun girls get together
This thread is loaded with awful comedians who are just fuckable lol. Jordan Jensen has some very solid bits, but it's because she's basically a man
>>212129704By far the funniest, IMO.
>>212156449I want to ass fuck her so hard she'll scream "oy vey it's annuda shoah!" while her husband watches from the cuck chair.
>>212149055She looks exactly like my boss. Funnily enough, she's dating a nigger
Really? No one said Rachel Dratch yet?
>>212166028Good voice actor in Grimsburg
>>212129704A 50 year old childless midwestern huckster doesn't think Tina Fey is funny
>>212146616she is unironically the funniest woman i can think of
>>212168481no one likes complainers who don't even post pics themselves
>>212166028i was going to but i couldn't find a pic that featured her tits in a way that justified her face
>>212168481can't help you. big nose + big tits automatically = funny. it's a law of nature
The only funny women are ugly unfuckable dyke types. Like Roseanne Barr. When you're ugly you have to compensate and develop a personality to stand out. Attractive women simply get coddled too much by people that want to fuck them to get any proper feedback or have any need to strive and compensate in other ways. Why would you when you can already get whatever you want? Hence why only lesbians, ugly women, or men are funny and good comedians.
>>212129704Too big to fail.
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>>212168914>like Roseanne BarrShe just got old and fat...
>>212145219A girl I knew got a black eye accidentally and walked around this concert telling people she was In an abusive relationship it was funny but kinda fucked up
Anybody who genuinely thinks women can't be funny should just check out vtubers.
The genius thing about them is that the avatar serves as a challenge for the girls. They cannot rely on sex appeal to gain followers, so they actually have to put effort into being entertainers like male streamers do.
https://youtu.be/I5s9p8_tI1A?si=f9eeMOwck1oHk1f1
>>212169807>cannot rely on sex appealYou must be retarded. They are deliberately faking sex appeal by being anime women. Don't have to rely on their natural appearance when they can just be any big titty anime girl they want
granted some of the more popular vtubers aren't completely terrible looking IRL if the leaks are real but 99% of "indie" vtubers are just landwhales and trannies larping as cute anime girls
>>212169807I cannot stand the sound of jap women and their high pitched stupid baby voices, holy shit. I legitimately believe you have to be a retard to enjoy this infantile bullshit, there's no fucking way a stable person can sit there and listen to this fucking retarded drivel spewed by an ugly jap spewing baby talk.
>>212142104I want to fill that belly with a non Jewish baby.
There is nothing hotter than a funny woman that is also attractive. Even mildly attractive if they are funny it raises them from a 5-6 to an 8-9. Sadly they are basically unicorns. I've been with three in my life, two I fumbled and cheated on and it was never the same (yes I'm a piece of shit whatever I'm different now that I'm older) the other one was BPD to the point she tried to kill me after breaking in a window in my house while I was sleeping. There is no better feeling than being able to spend a weekend in bed watching funny TV shows and riffing on movies together with a woman that actually makes you laugh and fucks so good it makes you get chubbed up even brushing against her when you're laying in bed naked together and then goes and makes something for you both to eat before you do it all over again. I'm going to have that again. Nothing can stop me. Or you. We're all gonna make it bros. You just have to believe.
>>212138313I loved this weird bitch, shame she got sucked into doing 911 for so long because that shit was big gay.
I like Jetski Johnson. She needs to GTFO the Rogansphere asap however.
>>212171708You are retarded. Most likely nonwhite.
>>212129570 (OP)>>212129642>Zeb Wells lost thisNo wonder he ruined Spider-Man
>>212172079Lmao sorry it hurts your feelings so badly that I think a show sucked that you feel the need to resort to baseless conjecture. Very feminine behavior faglord.
>>212172206Was he wrong though? Post hand. I get zoomoid brown faggot vibes from you too.
I'm not sure if she is funny or just the most beautiful woman ever to grace this planet
>>212172380The State was awesome and the fake cop show sucked dick, much like you.
>>212172457She's a bit of both. Very good at psychotic improv scenarios.
>>212172206>Calling an obvious nonwhite retard what it is means you're acting feminine Could you please have less melanin and more IQ points before ever replying to me again? Thanks!
>>212172470The State, Viva Variety, and Reno 911 were all amazing shows. Post hand you brown faggot. Be honest you got offended at the Garcia beaner jokes or the nigger jokes huh?
>>212171157I saw a clip of this woman and I only remember because of how bad it was
>>212146107Her amateur porn it's ok bit she needs to show face again
>>212129945Faceblind mfer
>>212172597American moment, can't go two posts without thinking about niggers lmao
>>212131476I didn't know the skinny guy from Roadtrip got a sex change.
>>212142969without the 'detention desk' fetish
>>212173167insane mogging by the friend
>>212159162that thing is probably diseased though
>>212170988anything in that belly will be part jew
>>212174007is this the Jew propaganda I've been hearing about
Maria Bamford is legit funny . Can't really think of any other female that was funny to me.
>>212173534I'm not American. Now post your brown hand you obvious shitskin.
>>212173709They look nothing alike. Also Kate Miccuci has an amazing body as does the other broad in her shit music group. I mean top tier.
>>212173534Where are you from you goalpost moving nonwhite third worlder?
>>212142918women arent really built for this. banter and allat i mean. ive noticed when they roast there is always palpable venom behind their words. theyre supposed to be simple jabs.
i hate kikes doebeit so this particular instance is given a pass
>>212153743>doesn't grift based on itI saw her try to feign moral outrage about this SNL sketch when anti-woke Twitter decided it was somehow painting Satanism in a good light
https://youtu.be/1sJXReaYgh8
>>212129570 (OP)>is more based than all your hacky American sketch comedyToo much unfunny shitte American comedy in this bloody thread
>>212129570 (OP)Too many SNL bitches, not enough MADtv bitches
>>212129570 (OP)Jill Talley of Mr. Show should be in more conversations when it comes to funniest ladies from sketch comedy tv shows
>>212138798Talmud, Torah, Bible, Koran, all the same garbage, easily denounced by me as one and the same pile of idiocy written by pure retards driven by malice and rapacious desires.
>>212143887Cheri Oteri and Jan Hooks are the GOAT SNL women. Jan as Tammy Faye Baker was some funny shit
>>212177154Pretty gay outrage if true. But that skit is god awful.
>>212138313Kerri still a hot MILF, she just frumpys up herself when playing Trudy
>>212129570 (OP)Love Heidi, one of the few people on nuSNL whoโs actually funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lElBm9Du9c
This bit alway makes me laugh
>>212129570 (OP)Only funny modern lady standups are the ones who do a based crass whore persona, Annie Lederman comes to mind
Joan Rivers is the only woman who has made me laugh enough to count as a proper laugh.
>>212129611>rapeswineAfter all these years, dumb shit like this still makes me giggle
>>212142918Even if the jokes are semi funny, women have such a shit delivery. Always laughing while speaking, looking around all spergy etc
>>212178119>Embed]Annie's a dumb bitch and not funny but she is friends with Paul Provenza and the real comedians (not the Rogan faggots) so she's alright.
>>212178656>Always laughing while speaking, looking around all spergy etcIt's because these women (and some men) try to be our fucking friend when they're on stage. Like we're all laughing and giggling at a lawn party held by the local yacht club.
These fucks don't act like PERFORMERS. They have zero delivery. Their idea of delivery is talking to everyone like your bestie and "comiserating". Their jokes are over written and under delivered. Their idea of jokes is discussing how they farted in the washroom after getting fucked in the ass, and then shrugging their shoulders and going wide eyed. Compare someone like Anthony Jeselnik who writes simple jokes and delivers them in proper stand up form. He isn't very funny but his act sort of a good example of what I mean. Compare him to any woman. He cuts it off after every sentence and lets the joke sit. Women just fuckin babble. SICK OF IT.
>>212174147literally not propaganda, way to brainlet, anything born in a jew belly would be part jew. that is factual.
>>212178039so close to being funny, clothes restrict funny abilities... an expert told me .
>>212174147Tattoos once again ruining everything.
>>212174147/ourjewess/ has been anti-Zionist since before it was cool
>>212178656Right. Women also cannot do impressions which are a CORNERSTONE of comedy.
It just doesn't lend itself well to them any way you look at it. I'm sorry ladies, stick to being cute and sexy.
>>212179922awful fake tits
>>212169807>Anybody who genuinely thinks women can't be funny should just check out vtubers.>They cannot rely on sex appeal to gain followersCongrats. You're the biggest retard in the thread.
>>212179922weird bitch with fake tits and ass, gravy needs more pepper and cream/milk/flour
>>212129570 (OP)Christ, that image engages a primal sex drive deep in my core.
>>212145988KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
A woman joking about her vagina and cocks is the most vulgar thing you can have
>>212174007>>212174147Not with my sperm. My baby's DNA will be 100% none Jewish. Believe me. It is that powerful.
>>212181658Made me lol.
>>212179922>Fake tits and assDang shame.
>>212180561Heidi isnt Jewish...
>>212181746Tolev isn't Jewish either
>>212180561jews are a combination of at least 6 or 7 different ethnic and racial groups on a good specimen. So I'd imagine their nose comes from one of those racial or ethnic groups they're mixed with
>>212169807>anyone who thinks women can't be funny should check out guys with anime schoolgirl girl avatars on YT
>>212158587>it's realthank you anon
>>212183118>guys with anime schoolgirl girl avatars on YTThose aren't men, chud, they're women with feminine dicks and balls
>>212171230>there's nothing rarer than a funny, hot chick>i've been with three
>>212177375Wasn't she the one who discovered The Simpsons?
>>212173167does her friend do porn too?
>>212141901terrible post, reminds me of that tragedy
>>212180185>>212180234>>212181746they're not fake. women who get implants don't need to wear bras you fucking virgins
>>212178825Some of them can do decent delivery. The only one that I can remember who does an alright job is Maria Bamford. But yeah most of the younger generation of female comedians do not practice delivery enough.
>>212158639Maybe if she got a few more shitty tattoos.
>>212173927I dont think so. Look at her smile. This is probably the first sexual act she did with others in a year.
She probably is an unpleasant and unfunny person in real life, compare her with the others in this
>>212162457 pic.
>>212179922Anyone else find it weird how her eyes are just black holes, even the moment she nearly hits her nose at the camera lense?
>>212183762i can see her scarred tits from her nudes you dumb fucking cunt
you actually made me mad you shit
>>212183149>>212158587>expect a handful of photos>over 1000Jesus christ
>>212184241same here, I expected a leak of some sort, not her doing full frontal, showing bush and videos of her bouncing them things.
absolute gold mine
Whitney's ass is so biteable
>>212138798unfathomably based
I denounce the Bablyonian talmud.
>>212145988The funniest part was when the Indian guy was supposed to have the big dick.
>>212184297>>212184484Look at her face. She is a verdmull and unfunny personmin real life. Probably didnt get laid for several years.
>>212184886Desi chads are winning meanwhile white boys have become the poster boys for incels.
>>212185320I am CEO of CEO Inc sir