Thread 212129961

>Happy anniversary honey, I adopted us a hot slutty cocky teenage latina daughter
>No this is not up for discussion
Is this the ultimate power move in a marriage?

>>212129961 (OP)
Did Marky Mark and her... You know...

>>212131375
100%

>>212129961 (OP)
I can't believe this BRAT, this is just unacceptable

>>212129961 (OP)
How old is she there

That's the story of half the pornos today

>>212133599
Mid 40s at least

>>212129961 (OP)
>adopts a total fucking latina teenage slut
>repeatedly walks into her while shes in the shower by "accident"
>somehow has a problem with what shes wearing
What the fuck was wrong with Wahlberg?

>>212133949
He was too based

>>212133949
She destroyed his fragile male ego with a look.

>>212129961 (OP)
>>212131884
>>212132190
>>212133793
>>212133949

You guys need to realize even if she is adopted it still feels like your own daughter. The thought of her having sex whether or not it is with you or a stranger is repulsing. I have an adopted teenage daughter she just turned 18 and sometimes walks topless through out the house and I think nothing of it because I raised her.

>>212129961 (OP)
>need to be a couple to adopt
it's anti single male discrimination

>>212131375
Of course he did. I would, and you would too.

>>212137065
Not only would I, but in fact I fantasize about it REGULARLY

>>212131375
The character, or the actor?

>>212136568
Post pics or kill yourself faggot

>>212136568
this didnt happen

>>212136568
>it still feels like your own daughter
i bet it does

>>212136804
Imagine a single man allowed to adopt.

>>212136568
kek this is a high iq shitpost

>>212136568
Why does she walk around the house with her tits out in front of everyone?

>>212143130
hmm

>>212129961 (OP)
Dora the explorer got hot

>>212136568
That’s not what Danny Huff thinks…

>>212143849
>got

>>212129961 (OP)
SEXO

minx

Anyone have the Ghibli version of cocky Latina Moner?

>>212143130
Why does this happen so often in American slops? Don't Americans have money for locks?

>>212144538
Bro don’t even look up their public restrooms

>>212136728
lol

>>212136568
If my daughter was slutty like this (I hope she is) I’m definitely cumming on her bed and clothes might even go far and have sex with her

>>212145931
Enjoy your future van

>>212143849
This is her now

>>212139587
>Imagine a single man allowed to adopt.
Yeah, it would be like two gay guys being allowed to adopt an infant boy.

>>212136073
>She destroyed his fragile male ego with a look.
Hello, based department?

>>212147350
still would

>>212147350
No, this is her now.

>>212147639
He's gonna spam that webm literally for years to come and always present it as being "current". It's a bizarre clip but very obviously just an effect of a awkward lens choice and baggy vest, it makes her look completely off proportionally. Like her arms look like dwarf arms.

>>212147639
>>212147698
Who keeps putting that dark lipstick on her? It seems to be every single makeup look for her lately.

>>212147744
So what else is new?

>>212131375
That Marky Mark is one piece of ace.

>>212144538
Mayne she left it unlocked like a hoor

>>212147350
Consuela

>>212147968
Unironically, what did they mean by this?

>>212147698
>tattoo
Bye bye

>>212147350
>>212147639
>>212147698
lemme guess, he ignores the latter ones and just keeps replying to himself over and over?

>>212147999
Bye bye what? She's had it for five years. If you didn't know she had a tattoo by now, you didn't have her picked up in the first place so how can you drop her?

>>212148052
Is this movie worth watching, if only for the brown tummies?

>>212148006
naturally

>>212139587
They are, at least here. They're always gay though.

>>212148074
It's impressively awful. Sydney and Moner are very cute in it. They're not in it as much as they ought to have been though.

>>212129961 (OP)
I like Moner

>>212147968
So do they put these orphans on display like dogs and you get to pick?

>>212147639
Fake she'd never use a Samsung

>>212148074
>>212148052
I enjoyed this movie somehow.. I am pretty sure I was only interested in Dakota and the breast girl deep down.

Moner? I hardly know her!

>>212129961 (OP)
It reminds me of this marriage irl
>well honey I was thinking we'd have a quiet night in
>lmao no, I just called over a heroin addicted 18 year old with a fat ass, you are going to sodomize her while I videotape it, take your pants off sweetheart
>... okay, dear
I bet it was fun for the first year or two and now the guy just lives in a perpetual hell imprisoned by his own wife's insatiable fetish for being a cuck to younger women

>>212148917
>the guy just lives in a perpetual hell imprisoned by his own wife's insatiable fetish for being a cuck to younger women
Oh no, how awful!

>>212139587
Batman

>>212136568
>hits pipe

>>212147350
She's cute, this is just an unflattering angle and style, her hair and dress are bad

>>212129961 (OP)
This whole movie is like the intro to a porno clip with no payoff.
What a weird plot.

>>212143130
Mark to the Mark better have won an Oscar for that shit, YOU CANNOT LEAN THAT ACTING AT ACTING SCHOOL

>>212148605
the foster care system mostly replaced orphanges. if you want to adopt an older child you have to play russian roulette witj the system

>>212149418
It's not just the style, there's some weird focal length going on, her neck and arms look disproportionately small.

What a little minx.

how is she able to channel a brat so well for every role she's been in?

>>212151050
It just comes naturally

>>212143130
girls like to blast music while their in the bathroom, therefore marky mark's character knew she would be in there

>>212151166

she was probably trying to mask the noises

>>212148239
My daughter does this even though she knows what I'm going to do to her once we get home.

>>212129961 (OP)
I caught this flick on tv a few months ago. Was this some anti adoption thing? Those 3 mutts were HORRIBLE.

>>212129961 (OP)
Moner becoming “Isabela Merced” is a next-level psyop. Compare it with your usual celebrity name psyop, Zendaya Coleman being presented as just "Zendaya". Here the deal is obvious: drop the last name, become a “glamorous” diva. Every article screams “Zendaya’s glamorous look!” It’s a blatant push to make her a superstar icon, like she’s above us mortals. Classic Hollywood branding psyop.
But Moner to Merced? It’s pointless. No hype, no new persona, just a random switch. You dig deep to find the psyop and just cannot find anything. And THAT’S the psyop. It’s so meaningless it messes with your head, making you doubt your ability to spot manipulation. Why change it? Exactly - there’s no reason, and that confusion is the goal. It’s like they’re training us to ignore weird shifts so we miss the big ones.

>>212129961 (OP)
>>Happy anniversary honey, I adopted us a wholesome Snood daughter
>Yes I value your input and opinion

>>212151383
shut up retard

>>212151383

are u seriously out here alone with me thinking about my last name

>>212151412
What if your wife says you need to give the Snood back to the orphanage?

>>212136568
Nice bait.

Incest IRL is extremely creepy. My first GF, once she trusted me enough, confessed that she had her first time with a girl. Once she trusted me more, she admitted it was her first cousin. Once she decided she actually loves me, she admitted they were fucking right until we started dating, and she would like to restart it via threesomes (I already knew said cousin fairly well).

So, despite living most men's #1 sex fantasy - FFM threesomes - multiple times, it still felt odd watching them go at one another, knowing they grew up together and were blood related.

>>212139320
i get the joke

>>212151511
Stop making shit up and posting them on /tv/ for easy (You)s.

>>212151511
that's disgusting
I hope you broke up with her after that, leave trash where it belongs

>>212151642
I'm not. It actually screwed up my subsequent two relationships, which I ended solely due to the fact the sex seemed bland to me. I will never forgive myself for the second one, who was objectively perfect wife material, and I regret it to this day.

>>212147350
>young, naturally beautiful women absolutely caked in makeup making them look like walled 40yr olds
I hate this meme.

>>212151509
Guess she's going back

>>212151805
They're told 24/7 they have to use makeup to look pretty, it's unfortunate. It has its place, to accentuate some feature or to provide some additional style with some particular outfit, but "all of the makeup" as the default at all times is a problem.

>>212129961 (OP)
Latinas have mind-broken me
https://bunkr.si/a/iG4JY5Bo

>>212148678
There's no way the producers didn't know exactly what they were doing with this shit.

>>212151574
me on the right

>>212129961 (OP)
She looks like she wants to get attacked on the street.

>>212151993
>https://bunkr.si/a/iG4JY5Bo
Mother of God. I need a Latina right fucking now.

>>212148678
Just practising for her inevitable Onlyfans whoring, like all 15 year olds now.

>>212144538
because it's lazy writing and a cheap laugh. i have never been to a home where people kept bathroom doors closed if they were unoccupied. i have also never been to a home where there wasn't a lock on the bathroom door.

>>212144906
this anon is correct though. public bathrooms are horrific. every bathroom stall has a ~1cm gap between the door and the walls, and there is usually about a foot gap between the floor and the door. this image is pretty standard.
then there are the urinals. at best what you can hope for is a small partition between urinals that starts 3 feet up from the floor and ends 5 feet up from the floor. sometimes there's nothing and you're just standing right next to another guy with no barrier.

>>212151166
>allow my younger sister to live with me after parents boot her out
>she does this shit at 3 a.m. when she comes home drunk
>every other night
God I can’t wait for the lease to be up so I can be rid of her ass.

>>212152393
if you were a man you'd bust into the bathroom and make her stop

>>212129961 (OP)
I can't see the pits but I can sense that they're incredible

>>212152302
I have never met a woman who locks the bathroom door when they are in there. They lack any awareness that someone might walk in and see them naked.

>>212151511
agree to disagree

>>212152466
If you lock the door and the lock breaks you can kick the door down. What the bitch gonna do?

>>212152393
>so I can be rid of her ass.
tell us more about her ass

>>212129961 (OP)
Didn't work out so well for Woody because of Mia Farrow.

>>212152584
Woody won.

>>212129961 (OP)
My parents hired a 16 year old El Salvadorian girl to babysit us when I was a kid. Took about a week before her and my father started having sex. He's still with her though, they moved down to Florida after my parents divorced and had two kids of their own. She's still hot, and my mother is still seething 30 years later.

>>212152758
undeniably based

>>212152758
based dad

>>212129961 (OP)
>a good thread died for this shit
ENOUGH FROM THE THOT!

>>212152758
out of interest, which parent hired her?

>>212152393
stop flushing after having a poo

>>212144538
>It's another thirdie gets confused by the differences between TV and reality episode

I'm tired of these reruns

>>212152953
My mother, and even as a retarded 9 year old I could feel what was up. If even a dumb kid could sense the sexual tension, my mother had no excuse. If you put a steak in front of a dog you should know what's going to happen.

incest kinos?

>>212153325
Just put locks on your doors I have locks in my coutry I can send some to America, let's help Americans not see their adopted underaged daughters naked.

>>212153346
Post a picture of your hot latina stepmother

>>212153652
(When she was your babysitter)

>>212153811
Any time works really

>>212152022
Why this of all images?

>>212136568
She's not your child. You are a cuckold.

>>212154381
Jannies hate this video with a passion for some reason. I've been banned before for posting it

>>212144538
if you think that's bad, it's common for american parents to literally take the whole door to their nubile budding daughters room as a punishment. They can't even change in peace.

>>212153422
locks only keep honest family members out of your room though

>>212152758
Your dad sounds like a cool dude

>>212147530
>adopt
*purchase

>>212144538
Boomers (who have been responsible for all media produced for like 80 years) have a problem with their kids thinking they're entitled to privacy while living in their parents' house.

>>212147866
>me lifting her train

>>212151805
hollyjews detest natural youthful beauty and think everyone should look ugly and old like them

>>212149661
can you send them back until you have a lizzie

>>212136568
Can you post a photo of your adoptive daughter plox

>>212151219
what do you do

>>212129961 (OP)
this shit makes my dick hard and I wont pretend it doesn't. am i in the wrong here? chat, your thoughts?

>>212148052
>character is post-wall (early 30s) hag
>give her a fucking jansport backpack

it's also funny to think about how small they all are, the black one is the tallest out of all of them and is only 5'7"

>>212147851
she looks so much better with long hair it's not even funn, whoever tells her to keep cutting it short is a bad person

>>212129961 (OP)
I still don't get what the fuck this movie is about, is it just a 15-year-old slut cockteasing mark whalberg for 2 hours?

>>212148052
the film that changed the world

>>212151511
that sounds awesome

>>212155551
in the last third of the film she turns 18 and starts a business where she sells homemade perfume from flowers in the garden, becoming unexpectedly successful within a short time and manages to buy out the orphanage, closing it down so that no one else will have to suffer what she went through tyrion style.

>>212155475
She needed her little rucksack for trekking around the entire Amazon rainforest looking at her little map.

>>212147350
>>212147698
why do women have to peak at 18

>>212155733
Oh shut up already

>>212155659
Ah, so all the kids will just have to live off the street, sucking dick for change and eat rats. Great job, girl!

>>212155551
She DID look amazing with short hair as a teenager after she cut it off for Sicario 2, but that kind of hit a particular kind of tomboy look only a teen has, nowadays she's better off keeping it long. The flowing look was great in in TLOU.

>>212147968
>>212148605
>>212149661
They'll give you black people since they're the only orphans out there.

>>212155849
Maybe its because Bella was so fucking bad, but I really enjoyed Dina in the show. Moner was genuinely giving a good performance.

>>212155835
that's in a post credits scene, another 15 year old who was kicked out of the orphanage kneeling down in front of a hobo in an alley

>>212156252
I wouldn't want black orphan kids even if I wasn't extremely racist towards they, because you just know they'll become whiny leftists that cry about you stealing them from their authentic culture or some stupid shit like Jordan Peele

>>212155665
Ah you know, it's in there somewhere.

>>212129961 (OP)
From a legal point of view, if you adopt a "slutty cocky teenage latina daughter" and when she is of legal age, you impregnate here?
Besides people calling you a groomer, can they throw you in jail?
Asking for a friend.

>>212156252
Moner is not a bad actress at all. People just haven't actually seen her in much, and she's often in very lightweight supporting roles. She shined in TLOU, making a much bigger impression than the video game version of the same character, who is fairly forgettable.

>>212156540
you ha e to wait until she's 60 before she can consent

>>212156700
eww, everybody knows latina's grow a mustache and become fat as fuck when they get past 30.

>>212156594
Video game Dina had her breasts reduced. Also, her character model had zero differences between pre and post pregnancy. I'm surprised that a detail obsessed studio like Naughty Dog overlooked that.

>>212156958
She was at best 2 months pregnant by the time Abby beats her near death, and then next time we see her she already gave birth. Don't think there would be much to it especially with her baggy clothing.

>>212136568
>You guys need to realize even if she is adopted it still feels like your own daughter. The thought of her having sex whether or not it is with you or a stranger is repulsing. I have an adopted teenage daughter she just turned 18 and sometimes walks topless through out the house and I think nothing of it
Tasty bait

this dude aint attractive. her face looks like Manny from Modern Family

>>212156958
Ok.

this little slut is a lesbian and has pronounces,goes from a 10 to a 0 immediately

>>212132190
How do you resist the urge to not just pull that top down

>>212157882
You think of the years of prison you would receive and decide you can imagine her lil' tits just fine.

>>212143130
>30+yo mom waddling in the background like a penguin with gout
dreadful, I can't blame him

>>212131375

he to "busy"

>>212147968
consider my fragile male ego destroyed

>>212156540
It's ok if she's a duck

>>212156416
must be wild to live on one of those little countries that are all jungle, like the Guyanas or something, it's like living in an outpost in Yavin 4

>>212158334
>It's ok if she's a duck

??

>>212155665
>standing in the middle of the jungle with zero landmarks
>look left
>look right
>look at map
>okay now i know where i'm going

fucking lmao

>>212158026
does he sprint through the golf course knocking out anybody vaguely asian in his way just hand tossing the ball straight into the hole, does he only play one hole, or is he talking about putt-putt? like seriously how does he get there, play, eat, and then get to wherever the fuck the bunker is that they have "cryo chamber recovery" units in so quickly

>>212129961 (OP)
I want to see her rim the asshole of a black guy

>>212159008
>he's never seen a map for a forest
lmao

>>212147698
>>212147639
>>212147350
What does sexo feel like with a hot latina mamasita?

>>212158631
THAT tweet of the Ducktales producer talking about the new latina version of Darkwing's adopted daughter

>>212159391
me too...

>>212159528
Like sticking your dick in a bowl of warm refried beans

>>212159008
I like that she's also dressed like she's going for a walk in the city park. Even casually one strapping the little backpack.

>>212136804
Every man on earth would simply raise a harem of daughter wives. It would end the incel epidemic, so you understand why this cannot be allowed under any circumstances, right?

>>212159655
And enjoy every square inch looking like this

>>212136568
Chat is this real

>>212151511
Mayne deez whypipo crazy

>>212144538
Women have a terrible habit of leaving the bathroom unlocked when they don't want you to come in, it's either part of the whole thing where they want you to read their mind or just how they don't consider anyone else I think.

>>212159560
She looked insanely beautiful in this show. But I refuse to watch it because I don't want to see something so beautiful be violated by the ugliest troll in all of film. That's just evil

>>212158014

Rose a cute!

>>212151642
I believe it, especially if they were hispanic. There was a latina girl I knew growing up and it was basically an open secret that her and her first cousin were banging. Apparently that goes on pretty often in latin american families

>>212159490
a topographical map certified by the US government for "a forest" is a lot different than a journal sized foldout pamphlet for trekking the amazon you absolute midwit faggot. which also wouldn't even work in this case anyways if she had one. stupid fuck retard

>>212159910
Kaitlyn Dever is good in the show but she only appears in two episodes, so Moner winds up being the best part of the show by far. Not just beautiful but she's very charming in general on it.

>>212148678
>Honey give me the phone, I know the easiest and fastest ways to delete those pics. Honey, right now... HONEY

>>212159938
Watch The Rage in Plaicd Lake.

>>212159490
Does this seem like a good map for traversing by foot?

>>212147350
Time is cruel. I hate life.

>>212160086
you can stop samefagging now

>>212160058
To be fair the place was explicitly described to be in Peruvian part of Amazon tho its still huge and dangerous as shit full of wild animals and illegal gold miners who will not have mercy over you if you fucked them up

>>212136568
But in this movie, he didn't raise her from infancy. She was already 16 or so when they adopted her.

>>212159972
I don't know who told you that but it's not common at all in Latin America anon. Cousing fucking is more of an Indian and Muslim thing.

The girl would be seen as a degen, probably why she keeps it a secret.

>>212159655
Yeah, who needs preparation or gear, it's just a rainforest.

Mexican Maisie Williams

Moner was great. Who is this Merced bitch that stole her life?

>>212152302
Honestly, I don't give a shit about the urinal thing, it's just blokes having a piss and is perfectly normal.
I don't want anyone seeing me taking a shit though, that's fucked up.

>>212129961 (OP)
No, but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look.

>>212161383
I can see her pusy bones

>>212152302
make bathrooms japanese again

Based "Moms Teaching Teens" enjoyer.

>>212159681
Are there any historical records of this happening? Seems like the anti-single male laws happened recently

>>212159704
lol it's plants dude literally just walk through it
put in some hiking boots or something lmao

>>212148917
Who is this?

imagine the auditions

>>212148917
Why is he in perpetual hell?

>>212156540
No because that’s not what grooming is legally speaking

>>212148917
>the guy just lives in a perpetual hell imprisoned by his own wife's insatiable fetish for being a cuck to younger women
w-what? where? how? who?

>>212159972
Girls also just kinda molest each other growing up. Lena Dunham wrote an entire book about the shit she did.

>>212136073
lol

>>212129961 (OP)
That's the plot of this early 00s teen comedy except they take on a French exchange harlot

>>212161383
>fell for bikini bridge op

>>212161690
have you ever had a girl who isn't your girlfriend/family open the door when you're pooing on the toilet?
it happened to me a few times.

>>212159102
He's actually talked before about how he plays golf like one big sprint, just hitting the ball and immediately running after it.

>>212147350
>>212147639
her stylist or fashion coordinator or whoever the fuck is picking these sacks as dresses should be fired

>>212159938
how sadfu can be sad when she looks this good

>>212161383
so fucking SMOOTH

heres that daughter i just adopted i was telling you about

>>212164607
You can't just adopt my wife

>>212147350
She's letting it go.

>>212164904

why does she think its funny threatening to lie about you touching her so you give her money?

>>212133949
Do American bathrooms not have locks? And do American daddies not learn to knock?

>>212165296

Knock? With this on the other side?!?

>>212165426
I deserve this.

>>212165296
maybe lil consuela was leaving it unlocked on purpose

>>212165448
We ALL deserve a Moner of our very own

>>212152302
I would never use this.

>>212136568
>she just turned 18 and sometimes walks topless through out the house

>>212164607
>barefoot in public

FUCKING DEGENERATE SLUT

>>212165426

>soaking wet already facing the door as it opens
>no attempt to cover herself up
>"hi daddy"

>>212165724
I think you mean
>"hola papi"