Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:24:41 AM No.212130241
I just watched it and i have to talk about certain aspects of the movie:
Corenswet is constantly yelling, he is making faces like one of those migrant workers at McDonalds who only speak spanish and are already working 2 shifts in a row and now got to clean the toilet full of shit. His acting is mediocre at best, he delivers lines with a tone where you got the feeling he's got a dildo up his butt. His posture is always shit and hunched and there is barely any real chemistry with any other cast member, not even with Rachel who seem like an odd obsessive fangirl following him at every step like a fucking lunatic
Rachel is a fucking maniac who doesn't seem to actually care for Clark at all, she cares for superman and thats only for work purposes to gain from, and probably the fantasy to be fucked by an alien overlord with godlike powers. She is constantly put into the focus for no reason and is part of arcs where she doesn't belong, her looks and her body language are more of an android and feel very artificial
Hoult is the peak of an insane luthor beyond Jesse. Remember when they were puking constantly over Jesse being more of a joker than Luthor in BvS? Hoult is doing the exact same thing and even reaches Leto-joker levels of cringyness. Regardless to say that his only purpose in the whole story is to hate on Superman just because he has the money to fight him instead of just taking some fucking antipsychotics and enjoy his life with his endless wealth
Those are just the key elements and they are fucking shit. I am not even talking about the CGI, the cramped cameos of all the other heroes and the nonexistent plot overall
This movie isn't just a trainwrack, its a plane crash but a plane that crashes onto a train which then derails into a city and wipes out all of the population
I fear people will jerk off to it regardless and argue that its finally a superman we all love and know and probably brabble about how comic accurate it is, while its not
Corenswet is constantly yelling, he is making faces like one of those migrant workers at McDonalds who only speak spanish and are already working 2 shifts in a row and now got to clean the toilet full of shit. His acting is mediocre at best, he delivers lines with a tone where you got the feeling he's got a dildo up his butt. His posture is always shit and hunched and there is barely any real chemistry with any other cast member, not even with Rachel who seem like an odd obsessive fangirl following him at every step like a fucking lunatic
Rachel is a fucking maniac who doesn't seem to actually care for Clark at all, she cares for superman and thats only for work purposes to gain from, and probably the fantasy to be fucked by an alien overlord with godlike powers. She is constantly put into the focus for no reason and is part of arcs where she doesn't belong, her looks and her body language are more of an android and feel very artificial
Hoult is the peak of an insane luthor beyond Jesse. Remember when they were puking constantly over Jesse being more of a joker than Luthor in BvS? Hoult is doing the exact same thing and even reaches Leto-joker levels of cringyness. Regardless to say that his only purpose in the whole story is to hate on Superman just because he has the money to fight him instead of just taking some fucking antipsychotics and enjoy his life with his endless wealth
Those are just the key elements and they are fucking shit. I am not even talking about the CGI, the cramped cameos of all the other heroes and the nonexistent plot overall
This movie isn't just a trainwrack, its a plane crash but a plane that crashes onto a train which then derails into a city and wipes out all of the population
I fear people will jerk off to it regardless and argue that its finally a superman we all love and know and probably brabble about how comic accurate it is, while its not
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