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I just watched it and i have to talk about certain aspects of the movie:

Corenswet is constantly yelling, he is making faces like one of those migrant workers at McDonalds who only speak spanish and are already working 2 shifts in a row and now got to clean the toilet full of shit. His acting is mediocre at best, he delivers lines with a tone where you got the feeling he's got a dildo up his butt. His posture is always shit and hunched and there is barely any real chemistry with any other cast member, not even with Rachel who seem like an odd obsessive fangirl following him at every step like a fucking lunatic

Rachel is a fucking maniac who doesn't seem to actually care for Clark at all, she cares for superman and thats only for work purposes to gain from, and probably the fantasy to be fucked by an alien overlord with godlike powers. She is constantly put into the focus for no reason and is part of arcs where she doesn't belong, her looks and her body language are more of an android and feel very artificial

Hoult is the peak of an insane luthor beyond Jesse. Remember when they were puking constantly over Jesse being more of a joker than Luthor in BvS? Hoult is doing the exact same thing and even reaches Leto-joker levels of cringyness. Regardless to say that his only purpose in the whole story is to hate on Superman just because he has the money to fight him instead of just taking some fucking antipsychotics and enjoy his life with his endless wealth

Those are just the key elements and they are fucking shit. I am not even talking about the CGI, the cramped cameos of all the other heroes and the nonexistent plot overall

This movie isn't just a trainwrack, its a plane crash but a plane that crashes onto a train which then derails into a city and wipes out all of the population

I fear people will jerk off to it regardless and argue that its finally a superman we all love and know and probably brabble about how comic accurate it is, while its not
Anonymous No.212130277 >>212131156
>>212130241 (OP)
>capeslop
neck yourself ranjeesh
Anonymous No.212130333 >>212131156
>>212130241 (OP)
Snyderjeet hands typed this
Anonymous No.212130339 >>212131156
>>212130241 (OP)
I don't think you actually watched it if I'm being honest.
Anonymous No.212130367 >>212131156
>>212130241 (OP)
Good morning sir!
Anonymous No.212130368 >>212131156
>>212130241 (OP)
Jannies do your job! This is like the 50th time this shit thread has been spammed
Anonymous No.212130385 >>212131156
>>212130241 (OP)
This is straight up AI training
Anonymous No.212130400 >>212131156
I am smal Indian village boy
Anonymous No.212130412
>>212130241 (OP)
>reddit spacing
>blogpost
didn't read
Anonymous No.212130735
accurately describing luthor as a negative does your shitpost no favours
Anonymous No.212130912
>Gunn trannies having a meltdown

keeeeeek
Anonymous No.212131111
>Regardless to say
Anonymous No.212131125
>>212130241 (OP)
as I suspected. The marketers aren't going to like this one. Not one bit
Anonymous No.212131156
>>212130400
>>212130385
>>212130368
>>212130367
>>212130339
>>212130333
>>212130277
yup, the marketing agents for WB are not happy with one folks.
Anonymous No.212131186
>>212130241 (OP)
>just watched it
Suuuuure you did bro.
Anonymous No.212131231
I like how this film has conveniently had about eight trillion early screenings and test screenings to fuel the endless parade of "I HEARD THERE WAS A SCREENING AND THEY NOT LIKE" clickbait headlines for the last six to eight months.
Anonymous No.212131237 >>212131250
>>212130241 (OP)
>Rachel is a fucking maniac who doesn't seem to actually care for Clark at all, she cares for superman and thats only for work purposes to gain from, and probably the fantasy to be fucked by an alien overlord with godlike powers
So she's acting like a woman.
Anonymous No.212131250
>>212131237
a jewish woman, no less
Anonymous No.212131258 >>212131313 >>212131697
>yet another synderfag thread crying about Superman 2025
Anonymous No.212131313 >>212131419
>>212131258
saar, there are several marketing threads that need your support Gundeep needs this movie to do well
Anonymous No.212131419 >>212131464
>>212131313
this same retard is in every single thread remotely related to this movie
Anonymous No.212131464
>>212131419
yeah, the shill campaign for this movie has been crazy
Anonymous No.212131568
>>212130241 (OP)
yup, typically brightshite hopeslop. Massive flop
Anonymous No.212131697 >>212131745
>>212131258
It's not actual Snyderfags, it's Disney shills trying to keep their woke capeslop afloat
Anonymous No.212131745 >>212131889
>>212131697
Supersaar is filled with raceswap, including raceswapping Clark and Lois into jews
Anonymous No.212131803 >>212131852
>>212130241 (OP)
>I saw it! Its the worst thing ever, right guys? Just awful! It's cringe, heh!
Anonymous No.212131852
>>212131803
this, except it came to me in a dream
Anonymous No.212131889
>>212131745
Clark is an alien in the comics and there are no aliens to cast in real life. As for Lois, Rachel Brosnahan isn't Jewish, pic related. What else have you got, Rajesh?
Anonymous No.212131933
Any panty scenes?
Anonymous No.212131950
>>212130241 (OP)
That's a shame.
Anonymous No.212132056 >>212132327
The amount of samefagging occurring in every capeshit thread is a fucking migraine.
India is in shambles because of a children's character.
Anonymous No.212132079 >>212132195
>>212130241 (OP)
>Let's give full creative control of our superhero universe over to a retard
>Oh well, that didn't work out, let's do it again!
Anonymous No.212132184
>>212130241 (OP)
>I fear people will jerk off to it regardless
Disagree. I think people are ready to be critical of it, if it's half as bad as you say I think there will be a bloodbath
Anonymous No.212132195
>>212132079
the suit is so trash and cheap looking
Anonymous No.212132327 >>212132408
>>212132056
The entire fortunes of Indian shilling farms and their cities will be made or broken with this capeshit. You WILL respond to the viral marketing threads about Productβ„’.

Welcome to a taste of what the 2030s internet will be like.
Anonymous No.212132408 >>212132434 >>212132462
>>212132327
I hate how universal it is. We have a hate campaign so clearly forged, a support campaign equally as incredulous, and half these threads are shitted up by forced memes and buzzwords.
I'm genuinely convinced 80 percent of this thread is artificial.
Anonymous No.212132434
>>212132408
I blame Trump for this
Anonymous No.212132462
>>212132408
Stop noticing saar, or you'll be in deep shit.
Anonymous No.212133000 >>212133066
who the fuck is Rachel
Anonymous No.212133066
>>212133000
Rachel, whose name is of Hebrew origin, means "ewe" or female sheep.
Anonymous No.212133084
"This fills me with so much optimism" - Gunnbot #00216279553
Anonymous No.212133611
>>212130241 (OP)
>obviously fake news
Snyderfags are getting scared.