Webm Thread

>>212133637 (OP)
Should have titled it "Pistol Edition" I would have hunted something down.

>>212133637 (OP)
is this kino

>>212137103
wtf

>>212137103
>Jump, magic jump
>Jump, magic jump
>Put that magic jump on me
>Slap that baby, make him free

>>212137295

>>212137810
>Takes the jeans off her legs to protect her legs from the glass...
Nothing below her waist touches the glass. I get the point is panties, but this is stupid.

>>212138626
kek I had watched that like 4 times and didn't notice. yeah they just took the glass out for the shot.

>>212136347
nta, yeah
a bit slow in the middle but the opening and the ending are kino

>>212133679
Which film is this?

>>212141956
Says Captain Conan (1996).
On mobile (from memory) if you press the filesize it will show you the webm name.

>>212140997
While obviously this doesn't look realistic by modern standards, I really enjoy the creativity of older film special effects/set design.

>>212142037
The film is kind of average, but the ending sequence and especially that mutant is great.

>>212142037
Forgot, made one more.

>>212133637 (OP)
me on the left

>>212133637 (OP)
Someone help me find a torrent of this thing.

>>212143697
https://archive.org/download/a-colt-is-my-passport/a-colt-is-my-passport_archive.torrent

>>212143733
Thanks anon. Have a webm.

>>212140997
>>212142084
This is in dire need of a remake

>>212133637 (OP)
>A Colt Is My Passport (1967)
>Original title: Koruto wa ore no pasupôto
>it's real

>>212144226
>Anglos eat fucking crisps with their sandwiches

You mother fuckers are deranged

>>212147645
She isn't English.

>>212147837
Americans also do it and it's not any better

>>212147871
She isn't American either.

>>212148365
kino

>>212137103
Based baby sacrificing itself so its daddy could live

>>212149132
Rip your days of shitposting lmao

nice
time to get jerk off (masturbate)

>>212149506
t. illiterate

>>212137479
I've said it before but this movie looks really good for something out of 1995. Don't know what they shot it with but it's magical.

>>212143758
Nice Jayne reference.
Too bad the show is shit.

>another webm thread turns into a insta thot thread

>>212137103

HAHAHAHA

WHAT IS EVEN?!

>>212150141
It is indeed a magical experience, although I don't know why you would be surprised something that looks like that could come out of the 90s. Watch this video to find out about the crazy specs used in the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2dq_7wu0Dw

>>212150903
>posts nothing
>whines

>>212151458
Thanks for the vid. I guess my surprise stems from the fact that this movie looks like it could be from the 2010s. I can't recall any other movies from the 90s that has this visual look and cinematography.

I remember this differently...

>>212148365
You know, what would've happened if the Terminator witnessed Sarah Connor be killed in some random mugging?

I also remember this differently. Who's been messing with my memory?

>>212133637 (OP)
feels too natural and dynamic for a 60s flick

>>212153686
>vulcan with precise knowledge of anatomy known for being able to use a simple pinch to target people's spines and nerves
>pick the weak yeoman instead who has no idea what she's doing

>>212145213
Anon, is that a cropped image of some kind of porn of Neverending Story

>>212142037
Realism is the death of art. The more "real" they try to make shit the worse it is.

>>212154237

>>212153901
>anon likes being touched by men
>in any case, female yeoman made the choice

>>212143799
who?

filename

>>212142486
This movie is great on the eyes, but if you didn't take bible studies as a kid the story probably went over your head.

>>212156972
i didn't take bible studies as a kid, i went to church

>>212155263
Cynthia Rothrock really got a raw deal. Tore her ACL, got kicked out of Hong Kong, and did nothing but shitty D movies for the rest of her life

>>212155339
Xochitl

>>212156966
All I could think of while watching this webm was
>rape rape rape rape rape
Why am I like this bros?

>>212142486
>the worst she can do is say no

>>212150574
>guy on the toilet waits until the guy who just shot up his foyer to kick his bathroom door in before being surprised

>>212157100
Chicks who have that level of believable athleticism are pretty rare, if you find one you ought to keep a tight grip on them.

>>212157757
>Chicks who have that level of believable athleticism
I should have included "and are also conventionally attractive"

>>212146601
What is that.

>>212158150
Mare of Easttown

>>212158424
Danke.

>>212158753

Marina Sirtis had quite the soft-core porn career before landing a job where she could keep her clothes on. This clip is all of the footage from 1983's "The Wicked Lady" I could find where she's NOT naked.

>>212143700
I fucking love this scene. Everyone squirmed. A director managed to make everyone so uncomfortable that it lives on in film history. Some how most people miss that the scene is effective in fucking with the audience.

Marina Sirtis didn't show a lot of skin on TNG. She makes up for that here.

>>212161268
>It's time for our weekly holodeck session, counselor Troi. What program should we run?
>Let's just say it's a Blind Date, and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Anyone know where this is from?

Stop painting my tummy /tv/!

>>212164934
directed by Hideo Kojima

>>212165608

>>212164934
If that's not modesty hair then her husband likes the strip, if it is then she's bald there, either way, Wes is based

>>212133637 (OP)
>A Colt is My passport
>The Bad Sleep Well
>Cruel Gun Story
>Youth of the Beast
>Sympathy for the Underdog
How do the Japanese come up with such kino titles?

>>212157105
last name?