Thread 212133983

>Turn on MTV in 1999
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY

>>212133983 (OP)
TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU~

>>212133983 (OP)
it really did

>A rival appears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpspGHeLOPE

>>212134084
Still fully would.

RIGHT... ABOUT... NOW... FUNK... SOUL... BROTHER

That era barely even feels real anymore, like it never happened at all

like pinch on the
>NECK
from mister
>SPOCK

>>212133983 (OP)
>>212134084
I have met her irl, dinner together sitting next to eachother and she grabbed my thigh up to my junk and I danced with her while she grinded her ass on my dick and she was obviously into me, but seemed so schizo and weird that it completely turned me off to the point I completely disregarded my childhood boners for her and just wanted to leave and never talk to her again because it made me really sad. She's a fucking mess man, we were there for a business meeting with the company I work for and it was like prying her off me and her begging me to spend more time with her and get ahold of her type shit. She needs help, and all those reddit tumblrinas that got her "freed" from her conservatorship should be ashamed of themselves just as much as the heebs and her parents should be for making her that way in the first place. She has massive issues but in the few seconds she is lucid she seems like a sweetheart. Just fucking awful.

>>212134620
For me it's body movin'

>>212134535
It happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA

i would choke on the rinds but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside

>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-EE-ma
>Da-BOOM-da-da
>mmm-DUM-na-**AYY—GO!**

>SO FIGHT—
>s-somethin’ on the MING-a-**OOHH**
>FIGHT—
>somethings they FIGHT
>SO—
>somethin’ on the MING-a-**OOHH**
>FIGHT—
>**SOMETHINGS**
>**THEY**
>**FIIIIIGHT**

>>212133983 (OP)
She drives like crazy?

flinch you get a fucking gun butt to your gut

>>212133983 (OP)
She's fat

>>212134798
I've heard that song since it first came out and this is the first time I've seen the lyrics for it

>>212134602
I've talked to people who have spent time with her and that's how she is with guys she likes right away. Feels like Daddy issues up the wazoo.

>She's open waiting for more
>And I know he's only looking to score
>And it is way too unhealthy
>Often they've typically
>Been starved for attention before

I WAS LYING ON THE GRASS OF SUNDAY MORNING OF LAST WEEK
INDULGING IN MY SELF DEFEAT
>I WAS FRYING ON THE BENCH SLIDE IN THE PARK ACROSS THE STREET
>L-A-T-E-R THAT WEEK
MY STICKY PAWS WERE INTO MAKING STRAWS OUT OF BIG FAT SLURPY TREATS
>AN INCREDIBLE EIGHT FOOT HEAP

>1999
>no eminem
I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home.
You can be just like me.

Gonna go full boomer and counter all of your evil devil pop music with a man and his geetar.

https://youtu.be/8dd4yy_Rz9k

>>212135246
And here is another one if you're feeling like a badass and want to shoot any fella that tries to take your woman and sets foot on your property.

https://youtu.be/1IBdZ645S-o

>she working with the ass ya
>it's fat ya

>West
>Jim West
>Desperado rough Rider
>no you don't want nada
>none of this six gunner this
>Buffalo soldier thought i told you

>>212135246
>>212135316
You're thinking of MTV Country Classics.

>>212135323
I lost my virginity to a girl because I made her and her older sister laugh at my impersonation of Juvenile so hard. Thanks fruity deuce of Saint Ides that gave me the confidence to do it. The best 98 cents I ever spent.

>>212135575
That's not country. What the hell are you talking about?

>>212135612
I don't know man, I just call sound anything that sounds like that country.

>>212135699
it is country dont let this boomer gaslight you

>>212135323
>tfw still remember every lyric to that song, Get Your Roll On, and my favorite Still Fly

>>212133983 (OP)

Worked in a nightclub
Hi Britney what should I get you?
Bottle of jack.
Sure,any mixers?
No thanks

Come back and she snatched bottle and drink straight from it.
Come back 10mn later and she s doing lines the size of my fingers.

1 hour later she s fucked up,mountain man bodyguard put her on his shoulder and get her in waiting car lol

2 weeks later she shaved her head..

>>212135699
>>212135742
Lel goddamn zoomers those songs are folk or soft rock at the least. You're both getting the paddle.

>you make me come
>pletely miserable

>So don't sit back, kick back and watch the world get bushwhacked
>News at ten, your neighborhood is under attack
>Put away the crack before the crack puts you away
>You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate
>So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
>Allow if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
>And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow
>But if the offer's shunned
>You might as well be walking on the sun

>>212135575
brown hands etc

For once they predicted the future with scary accuracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYfkl-HXfuU

>you don't have to go home but you can't
>stay
>here

Why didn't you do this thread earlier? I'm already hammered and about to eat so I don't puke. Have fun you frigging jerks. There better be another up tomorrow around 3pm 4chan time.

>>212136081
i am gone off that Malibu and still posting. it's just a vibe not a serious thread

>>212135838
Another anon here, that's country. What are you, 54?

>>212133983 (OP)
GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS

>>212136080
Legit just heard this 30 minutes ago when they said last call at the bar.

>>212135316
So good

>>212136118
A totally different Anon here. Neither of those songs especially the James Taylor one are country music. What are you twelve? That's folk rock you stupid fetus.

>>212136080
The thing that trips me out (pun intended) is that band used to be Trip Shakespeare.

You could not find James Taylor on MTV in 1999 it is simply a categorical mistake to post him

>>212133983 (OP)
Not the biggest Britney fan but I liked Stronger

>in-ten-tion-al ve-HIC-u-LAR
>HO-mi-cide

>>212135246
>>212135316
Great songs both of them, and both have great stories behind them. The JT song he wrote while locked up in a mental asylum because he was suicidal and looking at the woods outside made him happy. The Lightfoot song was written because he was with a filthy whore that he thought was cheating on him (she was) and he planned to shoot and kill any man that set foot on their property looking for her after dark.

>>212135026
>He took the seat of his own bike because the way that it felt
What did he mean by this

>>212136363
He literally made an MTV Unplugged special in the late 90s you dipshit. Not to mention Fire and Rain re-release was one of the best selling singles in 2001 and his greatest hits white album was a top ten best selling album in 99-02. Are you retarded and LARPing?

>>212136081
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

>>212136650
Shhhh the zoomoid does not consider facts real. They also think they can change their gender even though that is completely impossible. It isn't worth arguing with the mongrels.

In 1999 I exclusively watched TV for this

>>212136173
OOOH I WANT YOU I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED YOU BUT OH I WOULD DIE TO FIND OUT

>I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE MEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw

>I'M BLUE
>AND I EAT ALL THE TIME

>>212136929
Disgusting. I hope it didn't make you a man larping as a woman. The anime to troon pipeline is very real. It's Japan's payback for the nukes.

>>212133983 (OP)
HOO HOO-OO

>>212134620
>>212134582
MMMMMMMM DROP!

THE SKY FEELS
LIKE MEMORIES WHEN STARTING TO SHATTER
https://youtu.be/FATcXbt6q34
(I think Ferry unlisted his original upload, like he did with Gouryella)

This is what life was like in the 90s. Chill and comfy af

No one even knew what a tran ny was. No one cared about politics. It was a sweet time

https://youtu.be/kxWFyvTg6mc?si=zLwmVOar1TqQCRj9

>>212138015
>No one cared about politics
no one cared about politics in the monica lewinsky era?

>>212138080
Everyone was laughing about it that doesn't happen every presidency, not even Trump has been caught getting blown at his desk or anything.

>>212137245
>I'M BLUE I'M IN NEED OF A GUY
>I'M IN NEED OF A GUY
>I'M IN NEED OF A GUY

>>212138280
>IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE

>>212133983 (OP)
>mtv
I feel sorry for you cunts.
Here in Australia we had Rage, which was 1000 times better. On saturday nights they got guest programmers in - musicians (or entire bands) to play whatever music they wanted for 8 hours straight. They introduced the music too and gave you a little history lesson. Kino stuff.

>>212133983 (OP)
she was the female version of bieber. these are damaged goods

>>212138080
I remember we liked Clinton because he played saxophone. The lewinsky thing was in the news but I didn't know what it was about. Someone called Ken Star was out to get Bill and a chick with a big nose said the president fucked her, but again I don't know any details.

>>212138080
Politics was seen as boring and where there were specialized people that led things, it was similar to science in this way. And people were encouraged to be interested and active in it.

We are essentially living in an "opposites" timeline. Now politics has been made sexy and entertaining for lowbrow people. So now it's the dumbest people who get very obsessed with it and active in it. Modern "science" also plays with these opposites rules - in that now it's the stupid people who believe the science, it's all been sold out to corporations and government.

>>212138592
>Politics was seen as boring
That's exactly how I remember it. I don't ever remember having a discussion about politics or social issues with anybody. Maybe one or two teachers brought up something. But they were seen as weirdos.
People were more interested in skating, music, trying to hook up, the Simpsons (it used to be good)

>>212138476
Yeah, listening to the dickhead from The Whitlams ramble on about nothing and play fucking garbage was BASED!

I saw a gen alpha yesterday wearing a Britney tshirt.

Mommy Britney still makes my blood pressure rise.

>>212138559
>I didn't know what it was about
That's because you were ten years old. The 30yo chuds of the time were just as unhinged as the chuds of today.

>>212138667
Yeah, because YOU WERE A FUCKING KID YOU RETARDED ASSHOLE. Holy fucking shit man.

>>212133983 (OP)
>Turn on MTV in 1999
Can't do that. Only got cable in mid 2004.
Up until then it was just 3 countrywide programs plus 3 local stations.

No wonder she lost her marbles. Being this big culturally speaking never did anyone any good. MJ couldn't handle it too.

so yall use to listen to shit music and peaked in childhood ?

>>212139113
Yeah?

My friend's dad looped this song on his speakers really loud whenever I spent the night at my friend's house and my friend was like "that means my parents are fucking". How traumatizing for my friend.

>>212138592
>>212138667
Watch the movie PCU and look at the people holding signs for a realistic look at what you're trying to talk about, or you know, any news footage from the 1960s onward. Absolute /pol/brained raised by the internet think political discourse on a mass level only started when Trump started running for office dumbasses. Bush Jr. got even more shit everyday on TV than second term current Trump is, not that you would know that because you were still shitting in a diaper if you aren't still.

>>212138592
Political banter as entertainment was around if you chose to seek it out.
https://youtu.be/Fmn7DaDET-A
https://youtu.be/uPWQ4oVP-3Q

had this made into a poster on my wall as a kid and i still vividly remember waking up one morning and staring at it and dry busting for the very first time. it was the cleanest, best pleasure. thanks britney

>>212133983 (OP)
>Britney literally becomes crazy later

:|

Britney really did ruled the world back ln late 90’s-early 00’s

>>212139271
yeah if you chose to seek it out, Fox News basically started it and then it went at a certain heightened level until social media. Now it's berserk.

Even the internet is different. We can't even make the most simple and well-known observation without crazy people coming in saying actually everything was different.

Melissa Joan Hart recently did an interview, her friendship with Britney came up and the highlights include:
>she told Fox that she wanted to be in whatever music video was connected to her film
>MJH wasn't a pop music fan, but agreed Britney's song "Drive Me Crazy" fit the film.
>They even renamed the film "Drive Me Crazy".
>became friends with Brit on the music video and invited her out clubbing, noting at that time, Britney was underage but felt bad that she was so sheltered.
>MJH noted that she went out clubbing every night and knew how to maintain.
>Britney did not have that control and Melissa says she feels really bad about it.
>implying she's part of the reason Britney went "Crazy".

>>212140383
sometimes life is stranger than fiction

if I recall Sabrina was experimenting with all kinds of drugs back then

>>212134691
There second hit was just as good.

>>212135527
Depressing song.

GIMME SOME MO

>>212141415
flip mo is the greatest

>>212134450
Absolute cricket bats

>>212135226
shes got a great ass

>>212141773
FOR ME TO POOP ON!

>>212136365
tummy sex

>>212141787
FOR ME TO POOP ON!

>Watch mid-2000's MTV
>Jackass
>Wildboyz
>Golden Age Spongebob reruns
>South Park at its prime
>Drawn Together
>Wonder Showzen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RDSkR8_AQ0

>>212136173
I hated Savage Garden, I'm glad they're dead.

>>212135999
Is this the most Y2K album ever made? the underwater iMac is classic

>>212140383
Damn I thought MJH was innocent and the safe choice because she was chunky. Women.

Ren and Stimpy
3rd rock from the sun
Drew Carey show
Father Ted

There was so much comfy stuff back then
Friends was seen as a show for degenerates. Trannies, lesbinas breaking up marriages, girls sleeping around like it was nbd, Joey's parents fat and ugly but had an open marriage.
Back then it was seen as subversive.

>>212143439
Correct they were boring as fuck. Elton John or Michael Bolton tier music.

>>212140063
her legs and feet have me my dick sore over 20 years i kid you not i had erectile dysfunction i was wanking off to this bitch so much and now im about to start again she looks so thich now

>>212134798
This was the first music video I remember ever being impressed with.

For me, it's Mr. Oizo's Flat Beat

>>212133983 (OP)
It was a better time but early stage clown world

>>212145116
3rd rock from the sun is one of the funniest sitcoms of all time why is it so forgotten?

HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
WELCOME TO JACKASS
>guitar riff

I still listen to these regularly, they're so kino
https://youtu.be/C-u5WLJ9Yk4
https://youtu.be/4vvBAONkYwI
https://youtu.be/t0bPrt69rag
https://youtu.be/Yy5cKX4jBkQ
https://youtu.be/8YzabSdk7ZA
https://youtu.be/Q4VK9_CfOLQ

>>212135226
the neco arc cover of this goes so fucking hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGQqpnap84Y

>>212135938
Hey kev

>>212137245
the music video was not on that often
the song was everywhere

>>212145701
I do sometimes but only when I'm drunk. Can't imagine doing that sober

>>212145836
I'm doing it right now and i'm sober. Society can't stop me.

>>212138080
When the biggest story in America is the president's BJ ... and his approval rating goes up during it, well that's not indicative of an engaged electorate. People under 25 didn't become faggy about picking sides in politics until the 2000 election

>>212134450
Bitch got Gungan feet

>>212134535
Because they want you to believe the past never happened, or that the past was just as bad as the present. Whichever is easier to indoctrinate people with.

Culture really died there. I'm not saying it was good at all it was just peak degeneracy and was clearly at that point only going to advance through more depravity

>>212134535
>we're now closer to the year 2050 than the 90s

>>212138080
When people say that, what they mean is that the media hadn't sportified politics to the point where people made left/right their entire identity and blindly followed whatever the party said was good.
People had opinions on topics but you could be friends with people on the opposing side without issue because everyone in charge was a moderate (which is why every joke in the 90s was about how the 2 sides were identical) and there were basic shared common values which were far more important.

>>212134084 She conquered the world already. Now she can be fat and ugly that I'll still see the old Britney on her.

you now remember that fake nude

>>212145701
I like how lowkey she looks in that photo. Even 5-10 years after this, any celebrity would need a carefully curated look head to toe in designer clothing before stepping out into public

>>212134084
She's got that past-her-prime mom energy and I'm here for it.

>>212139044
when girls wore things with a really low waist it showed off how fit they were
now we got fupas tucked into a high waist like a kangaroo pouch

>>212145265
It's getting memory holed because it's about aliens that come to earth and at times make social commentary on our way of living and how ridiculous some things are. One of my favorite parts is they refer to a cross as a lowercase T after attending a white pride meeting saying "What do they got against the lowercase T? I don't want to be around people that don't like the lowercase T". Pretty much it puts the idea in people's heads that our social norms can be brought into question rather than agreed upon.

Did anyone here actually got to watch Yo MTV Raps

>>212133983 (OP)
>Be me
>Be 17
>Turn on MTV in 1999
>Holy fuck music has completely died
>Oh well, time to fap

>>212134535
I spent that whole era being a proto-terminally online incel. Wish I knew how bad things we're going to get.

>>212138476
>We had rage
Um, poorfag, I had V.

>>212134602
>it made me sad
wahhhh faggot

CALLS CALLS CALLS CALLS FROM THE PUBLIC CALLS CALLS CALLS CALLS

>>212133983 (OP)
>listens to Britney while composing an iconic OST

>>212144970
MJH was a wild child. Self professed diva. Becoming a Mom changed all that though.

>>212134450
She has a pretty face and giant tits so why wouldn't you?

>>212138015
>No one even knew what a tran ny was
You lived a sheltered life.

>>212147015
Her dating Tyga the rapper pornstar was a bridge too far for me. The weird part? I think it was Miley Cyrus who turned her on to black guys.

>>212135416
This movie was good idk why people en masse pretend to hate it

>>212134450
Can you get foot transplants? Better to have two stumps than those giant flippers unless you're going to become a professional swimmer.

>>212149168
Maybe you just have really shit taste, did you consider that?

>>212146560
Sleepaway Camp vibes.

https://youtu.be/GJzF7H2e3Tw?si=6idAId8poQolGM4S
>kickstarts your big titty big ass black queen fetish
Thank Akon!

>>212146688
Showing off your pubes at the Kids Choice Awards is definitely a choice.

K-Fed being the saner of the two is a twists I didn't expect

>>212148898
She's just goofin. New boot goofin.

>>212133983 (OP)
First thing you do if you woke up in 1999 at your desired age? No cringe lottery or stock stuff.

>>212149915
ha

>>212149917
Fuck the 10/10 girl that was super into me but I was too autistic to realize it and didn't know until her friend told me a decade later at the girl's wedding.

>>212133983 (OP)
Still true after so many years. Dubya, Obama and Trump.
>“We do not want this war, this violence, and we’re ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas.”

>>212138015
I had forgotten this blissful piece of music video existed. Modern day really does suck.

>>212149492
remember the ad? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJy822geAg

>>212150014
Almost the same here except it wasn't her friend but the girl herself said to me right before her wedding "That could've been you, you know?".

love those thick mommy legs

>>212145230
Lent itself to one of the best mash-ups
https://youtu.be/PKbhSQdb7Kk
>>212138592
Yes were all very familiar with
>if you wanna be a free thinker these days
>you’d better believe that fucking Atlantis existed
>sellouts believe in vaccines… real ones believe in cities beneath the sphinx…
But that bullshit in itself is an invention of our modern internet hellworld. In the ‘90s people like graham and Joe were laughed at, these days they’ve got books, podcasts and merch

>>212148898
of all gods creatures women with fridge bodies truly suffer the most

>>212145814
Huh? Wat u mean?

>>212134535
>suburb during the evening
:|

>suburb during the evening, fake VHS effect
:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you people are beyond retarded and gay

>>212151774
>haha i hate something do i fit in yet guise

b2plebbit fag

>>212151863
no, you're just fantasizing about something that wasn't even good. you just want to be young again.

>VGH i wish we could just go back....

and what, have all of this happen all over again? what's the fucking point? are you going to stop smartphones and social media from proliferating or something? what is the fantasy exactly? fucking idiots.