M3GAN 2.0 edition
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>>212134086 (OP)They should have actually made a suitmation film where she blows up like Jet Jaguar.
>>212134086 (OP)What's better, Krishna Cottage or Bulbbul?
https://movieweb.com/horror-movies-in-hindi/
>>212134152If I was a billionaire I would definitely fund a suitmation kaiju M3GAN sequel.
>>212134086 (OP)Is Megan 2 even a horror movie? Everything I've seen or heard about it makes it seem like they ditched that theme
>>212134201It's a comedy-action movie with some horror (-comedy) elements.
>>212134184only one indian horror film has ever been shilled here and it's Bramayugam
>>212134201It is disney horror
>>212134242*James Wan horror
>>212134086 (OP)Kino poster for a kino movie.
I still smile thinking about it. 2025 has been a shit year, and M3gan 2 is the first film that I genuinely enjoyed. 2024 and 2023 weren't this bad.
>>212134274I will watch it, I wonder how involved he was or if some โproducerโ bullshit
>>212134298Ugly Stepsister and M3gan 2.0 are the clear winners of the year for me so far.
>>212134304He wrote the first movie and handpicked the director. He was just a producer on 2, idk how much he contributed. M3gan is his brainchild though.
>>212134361Interesting, it is his directing that really elevates a movie. Nightswim wasnt that good and he was just a producer.
>>212134298There's some heavier hitters coming later this year at least. Not banking on all of these but looking forward to some of them.
>Jurassic World Rebirth (2 July)>Hot Spring Shark Attack (11 July)>I Know What You Did Last Summer (July 18)>Weapons (August 8)>Shelby Oaks (August 22)>Toxic Avenger (August 29)>The Conjuring: Last Rites (5 Sept)>HIM (Sept 19)>The Strangers: Chapter 2 (26 Sept)>Hell House LLC: Lineage (Oct)>V/H/S 8 (Oct)>The Black Phone 2 (17 Oct)>Frankenstein (Nov)>Predator: Badlands (November 7)>Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (5 Dec)>Silent Night, Deadly Night (Dec)>Anaconda (25 Dec)>Return of the Living Dead (2025)Saw XI and Silent Hill not making the year is disappointing. At least SH will come out 2026.
>>212134407It already came out as a small release in theaters, but I'm most excited to see Dangerous Animals (serial killer/shark movie by the director of The Loved Ones and The Devil's Candy), along with Weapons and possibly The Black Phone 2.
A lot of marketing material wasn't in the movie. I thought she was going to emerge from the dancing silhouette in the end credits and do this wink, but it didn't happen.
The gay dude from the trailer talking about how she was a warrior princess wasn't in it either... definitely for the better imo.
M3GAN 1 was barely horror as it is and 2 definitely isn't.
>>212134407> >Jurassic World Rebirth (2 July)Aged scarjo, no thank you.
>Hell House LLC: Lineage (Oct)>V/H/S 8 (Oct)>The Black Phone 2 (17 Oct)Sure. but I really had to pretend the character in the last Hell House were not black even though the movie was very good.
>>212134361The 1st one was very tongue in cheek and at the same time it had the avenging angel/killer doll trope effectively used. They should have released this one in January too or else stuck with the tone of the previous one
>>212134460James Wan does seem to keep things tight. Very stylish and keep a good tone.
>>212134460Speaking of marketing, they doomed this movie. I've seen a ton of posts saying they thought the movie was way better than the marketing implied.
>>212134467Eh, M3GAN was basically Gen-Z Child's Play. Except instead of cool voodoo and a serial killer it's muh science and muh girl boss. Don't get me wrong, I liked the first one fair enough but it's a product of its time to be sure.
Gerard Johnstone has done horror-comedy from the beginning, and he has been trending towards comedy with each outing. I think that is what he enjoys more. I think he does a good job.
>>212134599Pretty much. Zoomers are cringe.
>>212134240There's an interesting episode in The Field Guide to Evil anthology that takes place in India
>>212134566I want to enjoy Megan 2, so I didnt watch any promos.
>>212134086 (OP)The other day, one anon said Cabinanon would destroy one of those life-size M3GAN dolls which made me laugh until my stomach hurt.
Who cares about a doll anyways. (You) me when Blum & Wan let picrel go on dates with fans twice her age!
>>212134513Based. I love Metropolis.
>>212134599The ingenious thing about the 1st one was that it appealed to several demographics,almost like a Pixar movie: there was the intended 15-30 yo audience but both parents and children enjoyed it as well
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>>212134407>Silent Night, Deadly Night (Dec)>a remake of the 1984 film of the same nameI didn't know about this. The original is great, I got to see a film print of it in the theater a few years ago around Christmas. Feeling pretty skeptical about a remake, but I'll see it out of curiosity.
>>212134609Housebound was really solid too. He excels at doing these weird funny genre-bending movies.
>>212134663>so I didnt watch any promosFantastic decision, watch the movie without watching the shitty trailers.
>>212134086 (OP)>>212134274>>212134304On a similar Wan note, excuse me for sounding like a fragile faggot redditor, but the more I think about it, the more The Conjuring bothers me
"Based on a true story" is always nonsense, 100x so in a horror movie, but it just sits wrong that Ed and Lorraine Warren were two of the most ruthless self-aggrandizing con artists in American history and the movies depict them as these brave, romantic, all-loving heroes
It'd be like if there were a ten movie, $3 billion franchise about Elizabeth Holmes and Tammy Faye Baker preventing terrorist attacks and saving children from sex traffickers and that ended up being the only """historical""" reference most people would ever have for them
>>212134617Yeah, I fucking hate them- but they're a product of their time as well. Growing up in a glowing Zogbot pressure cooker with discord and reddit from age 10... what else could we expect? I feel sad for them... almost.
>>212134698I can't tell if this is an old woman trying to look like a young girl or a young girl trying to look like an old woman.
>>212134735The first two, you can just ignore it (and I do actively push it out of my head). But the third one is egregious. Imagine someone in your actual family got murdered and hollywood makes a film about how the murderer is a decent guy and the devil actually did make him do it.
>>212134735I do have to admit, the strangeness of using those protagonists has hit me at times.
>>212134735It's kind of funny desu.
>>212134801>devil actually did make him do it.Are you saying that didn't happen?
>>212134801Amityville 2 does something very similar. Kino film, 9.5/10
>>212134201>>212134236>>212134700>>212134599If it makes you feel any better, M3gan: Soulm8te (Soulmatey?) will almost certainly be much closer to the genre, "A grieving widower buys a robot wife and then she starts murdering people"
Them making it a star vehicle for the new Evil Dead Girl seems on the nose, too
Also nobody mention Companion or Subservience or Wifelike or whatever because this shit is 100% Deadly Friend
>>212134698yes yes... join the bunny side
>>212134800I thought that too.
>>212134898My pipedream is that enough people watch and love M3gan 2.0 when it hits streaming that Soulm8te ends up doing well.
>>212134735But you won't find many mainstream 'paranormal investigators' willing to publicly say negative things about them. So I think if you're a public figure who is a "believer" you have to kind of maintain the facade they were legit or it all starts to fall a part.
>>212134898>>212134951For a 3rd one to happen Soulm8te will have perform well, preferably w/ some nod to the Megan movies and they'll have to move the franchise forward. The trailer clearly didn't connect to audiences and lacked memorable lines
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>>212134201The scariest thing about M3gan is that no one will ever love you as unconditionally as she loves Cady
>>212134951I hope they rehash some M3gan 1 story beats rehashed with a suburban housewife
>Don't worry sweetie, Mr. Johnson will never be borrowing your lawnmower again :)>Lemonade?
>>212135081>this poster shows up in the film
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>>212135081>full scale dolls looking increasingly real>AI passing Turing testWe're not far out from M3GAN irl anon
>>212135177They had to make the sci-fi elements in this movie crazier because the sci-fi elements in the first one are real now.
>>212135081>no one will ever love you as unconditionally as she loves CadyOr at all
>>212134201Unless you want this to become Terrifier, it's still horror. The trailer I watched had a blood-splatter scene from the R-rated cut and overall more people died in this movie. Theme remaining that all deserved it.
>>212134298>2024 and 2023 weren't this bad.Well, yeah because 2024 is one of the best years for horror movies.
>>212134698something tragic happened to that nose under the watchful eyes of a surgeon
>>212135223>Unless you want this to become TerrifierNTA and I agree it had horror elements, but I would be okay with that.
Art vs M3gan is one of my dream movies.
>>212135223I was hoping they'd release a violent cut of M3GAN 2 but I guess it'd undercut the theatrical release if a better version was coming on VOD.
>>212135259The Pale Girl vs M3GAN, maybe
>>212135283Art and the Pale Girl/Demon vs M3GAN and Sienna.
I feel like the anon who told us about The Substance months before it came out. M3gan 2.0 will inevitably become a cult classic like Malignant.
>>212134599>>212135081Don't get me wrong, the movie was shit, the design was awful and recasting Brad Dourif was blasphemy
But I really enjoyed the angle in the Child's Play remake that Chucky actually loved Andy and considered him his best friend and every brutal thing he did stemmed from that
That little concept by itself feels like it has more substance to it than the real Chucky just being the biggest cunt possible, all of the time, and frankly fucking hating the kid from first sight while concocting an elaborate scheme to troll him to death
>>212135487Dude, you singlehandedly made this well known movie famous!!!!!
Head pats for little Anon!!!!
>>212135498The original concept was that Andy was (unintentionally?) controlling the doll, but they decided that made him seem evil.
His only goal was to find a new body before he got trapped in the doll, so I think the fact he never deviated from being evil or started to like the kid made sense.
>>212135663You clearly don't know what I'm referring to. That's ok buddy.
>>212135081>The scariest thing about M3gan is that no one will ever love you as unconditionally as she loves Cadyfeelsbadman
>>212135695>The original concept was that AndyI have absolutely nothing to back this up but I swear M3gan's screenplay has the remnants of an edgier prior version in it where Cady committed all the murders herself and possibly even kills Gemma at the end
They drop little hints that the kid is absolutely fucked in the head and then they backpedal to she's actually a pretty normal person that's just surviving an incomprehensible trauma
>>212135865>They drop little hints that the kid is absolutely fucked in the head and then they backpedalThere is definitely a subplot in the first movie that Cady might go evil and side with M3GAN. Maybe it went further originally.
>>212135219What is this from?
>>212135219>>212135988It might be The Incredible Melting Man. Nta so I'm not 100% sure.
>>212134407Together is what i'm most hype for
>>212136165Forgot about that one. Comes out July 30. It's getting rave reviews, I'm slightly skeptical but it will be hard to be bad if Brie gets her tits out.
>>212135988>>212136061It is. It's a great gooey sci-fi horror
>>212136277I thought so. I watched this and liked it but I don't remember many specific scenes from it. Cool effects.
M3gan forcing Gemma to sit through her rendition of This Woman's Work by Kate Bush made me lol
>>212136332One scene that really got me is when Cole wipes his nose with the chloroform rag lmao.
>>212136313>I watched this and liked it but I don't remember many specific scenes from it. Cool effects.
>>212136542It's coming back to me.
One thing I liked was the Melting Man's looping memories of his last moments before he got hit with the cosmic rays. That was really neat and surreal.
>>212134698I love her mouth
>>212135487>>212135702I remember that anon. In retrospect, he was accurate about the hype it would soon receive but it was annoying seeing The Substance shilled in /hor/ for weeks before it was spammed on /tv/ for months.
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For me, it's his friend tracking him down with the Geiger counter, calling out to him, trying to gain his trust and give him some hope
>Steve! Come back, we can help you! Steve, we can give you treatment!
But he knows he's completely fucked either way, there's no fixing him.
I identify strongly with the Melting Man
>>212136958I felt pretty bad for the guy.
>>212136885>>212136638I love this 4chan meme where we pretend to be pedophiles as a joke
>>212137049There is a fourth Olsen sister?!
>>212137049I'm really starting to think more and more that this movie had the worst trailer/marketing in recent memory because I also hated her doing the most generic "sinister one dimensional villain ooga booga i am le evil" speech possible and then it makes sense and is justified why she talks like that in the actual movie but it must have chased away almost as many people as Hold Onto Your Vaginas did
>>212137049I recognize this chick from the star wars webm
Recommend a horror movie or two I can watch right now so I can get weird fucking dreams when I go to bed immediately after.
>>212137270Communion (1989)
>>212137270Not to be confused with the other Carnival of Blood
>>212137175The marketing team really did not do a good job this time around.
Noko. Make a real thread next time
>>212137334>big as fuck tagline has 3 fonts and split over 5 linesabsolute poster kino
Blob 88 is among the peak of 80s horror, so why hasn't it gained the same cult classic status that The Thing has in the last decade or so?
>>212137398Most horror fans love this movie but it's still unknown to normalfags. The Thing benefits a lot from Carpenter's name recognition.
>>212137398It has a couple of terrific equally gnarly sfx scenes but there's nothing in the script that grips as hard as The Thing
The Thing really is a powerful film, having such a strong storyline backed up by so much onscreen spectacle. Most movies only get one of those things, a lot of movies get neither.
>>212137173They made another one in a lab in Eastern Europe.
>>212137270Carnival of Souls
>>212137508>>212137221If I had a nickel for every time that weird looking autistic bitch from that terrible Star Wars show got a big break playing a sex robot that murders people I'd have ten cents, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
>>212137603Isn't that the Companion chick?
>>212137398I think the weak parts of it come back to the fact it's a remake of a 50s sci fi (which I haven't actually seen). But actually we can kill it with liquid nitrogen and actually it's a govt experiment doesn't feel as strong now.
I think it would be stronger if it actually was like The Thing... just an outer space blob and they killed it with a firey explosion.
The SFX are still fantastic though. Some of them have so much aggression to them, they are my go to example of how practical effects mog the fuck out CGI.
>>212137752>a 50s sci fi (which I haven't actually seen).Get to it, Anon. I actually prefer the original, just as I do with Invasion of the Body Snatchers. While the special effects aren't as sophisticated (though still very good for the time), the 1950s small town setting, in my opinion, makes for a superior flick
>>212137752The twist is unique to the remake, it's just an alien in the original.
>>212137398For me, it's The Stuff.
https://vocaroo.com/1evEWztzX0j4
>>212137603>edgy teens on an absolute shithole backwater planet in the middle of nowhere waste money or trade favors for cybernetic implants>to steal water >instead of leaving
>>212137972>>212137997Take a screenshot, retard. What the fuck are you doing?
>>212138012>IMG>something something aging>keking at his own posts>watching Tubi because he cannot torrentGuess which retard
>>212138082It's our good friend from Canadastan.
>>212137019It's my favorite maymay
>>212138082What is wrong with Tubi?
>>212138012Hes probably watching on a television. I think its cabinanon
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>Halloween
>Friday the 13th
>Nightmare on Elm Street
>Child's Play
>Hellraiser
Which of these do you think is going to get a new film next.
>>212138082And here I was actually enjoying the thread.
>>212137019Hahaโฆโฆ rightโฆ.. King of Comedy coming through right here.
>>212138274Do you actually think people will believe that? You would get a lot of respect and attention if you answered this question honestly.
>>212137752>I think the weak parts of it come back to the fact it's a remake of a 50s sci fiThe Thing is also a remake of a 1950's movie. So is Cronenberg's The Fly.
Main reason why The Blob isn't highly regarded as the other two is because its a comedy horror.
>>212138340Hopefully, none of them.
>>212138340Friday the 13th and Child's Play have films vaguely announced, so probably one of those two.
>>212138345She's got that Spaeney phenotype. Or Spaeney has the 14 year old one.
>>212138350I just thought it was Cabinanons tv
>>212138340I do not know, I do not care, I'm only replying to say that I like your picture
>>212138412>couldn't be honest even onceYou are actually trash, I hope you understand that.
>>212137972>>212137997>>212138028Namaste. Much seething will certainly ensue which sucks bc this type of trope isn't unheard of in horror movies
>>212138340Hopefully none.
>>212138350>You would get a lot of respect and attention if you answered this question honestly.He's just gonna reply with six bullshit excuses out of habit LMAO
>>212138357What's their name again?
>>212138400True. She actually reminded me of Spaeny that pic.
>>212137019Yeah we're really funny guys haha.
>>212138412Cabinanon's not ITT right now you idiot. He's literally the only one here with a trip. Oh my god, just how fucking stupid are you????? I can't stop laughing because it's obviously not even a bit!
>>212138723Yeah right Cabinanon. BTW lose weight fatass
>he's completely given up
>>212138345She looked so good there. As a funny joke of course
I finished I Walked With A Zombie. Pretty good actually. Mainly atmospheric but it works because afro-zombies are just an interesting topic.
There was some undertones about slavery but what stands out now is more how strongly it seems to condemn adultery. Wonder what people took from it at the time.
They were so close to figuring out how beat that guy :(
>>212138840>>212138723He posts with an iphone too btw
>>212138723>because it's obviously not even a bit!I used to think it was a bit but he's obviously just mentally ill.
>>212138723This actress..lets just say she didnt she well.
>>212139119>lets just say she didnt she well.This nigga is so fucking stupid.
>>212138977Based follows-through Anon.
If that was your first Jacques Tourneur movie, check out his other films. He's great for horror, westerns, and noir
>>212138966The freckles are a nice touch imoโฆ sorry, forgot the punchline. We're still joking here right?
>>212139080That makes three of us then.
>>212139130Isn't he just the "worse"?
>>212139134Huh I didn't know it was the same director. I love Night of the Demon, it would make my list of "best film endings".
Haven't seen Cat People either so I have a reason to get around to it now.
>>212139183I always knew there were multiple phoneposters and it was hilarious to see them drive hall monitor anon crazy.
>>212134201They're going for a Terminator 2 thing. It might actually work since there's no time travel nonsense
>>212139119>she didnt she well saaarrrStop, I'm laugh so hard my stomach hurts again.
>>212139275Literally everyone knows there's multiple phoneposters genius. You fucking retard. It's everything else about your posting that ensures it's you. Including the god damn camera roll numbers.
>>212139275>he's so retarded he didn't realize who he just replied toI'll leave it up to you to figure that one out, genius.
>>212139013Bleak movie with a to the point pace and no excess of exposition/character development
>>212139183LMAO that pic is hilarious
Imagine wanting to kiss her, so funny
>>212139275It's cute that you had to make up an archenemy to make yourself feel better about the constant insults you receive for being so unintelligent. It's like an abused kid with an imaginary friend.
>>212139334I have been called pissman before. I just ignore and let that retard wear himself out. Always funny when he starts calling others pissman later.
>>212139249>Haven't seen Cat People either so I have a reason to get around to it now.
>>212138977>"Everything good dies here.">>212139134Based Tourneurchad, he's actually even better at westerns, Way of a Gaucho and Great Day in the Morning are two of my favourite films, and Wichita is great too.
>>212139595You suck at this, why do you keep trying?
>>212139412Those smaller CRTs making me remember when i played SNES on a 14" tv in my room at midnight with the lights off, good times.
>>212139633Donโt you get tired of this?
>>212139621Dude that was such a good line I actually paused and made a note about it. It'd be a cool snippet to put in a song.
>Everything good dies here. Even the stars.
>>212139713That line has stayed with me from my first viewing of the film like a decade ago, pure kino writing.
>>212139412>they think I'm cute AND funny?
>Also a phoneposter
>Also ESL
>Also sometimes mix up 'worse' and 'worst'
Goddamn i hope everybody can tell me apart from this guy.
>>212139849That's motivation to keep your posts high quality.
Wanna hear a joke? Cunny was historically used to refer to bunny rabbits. For Vi/Cady, it's pottery in the most literal sense.
>>212139892Ok, I will try my best, hall monitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G38YKnPVqqQ
>>212139849I remember thinking you were him once because you misspelled a word more than once during that exchange and I felt so bad afterwards lol
>>212140155Idk if you're Pissfag or some other retard but everyone left on /tv/ is a dumbass.
>>212140155The second and third posts you quoted aren't him.
>>212140198Eh just ignore it. Schizos who get off on samefagging and lying have to be ignored at some point.
>>212140155>>212140198>>212140219Stop it already pissman..Go back to talking about 7horror, 80s cock lodging etc etc
>>212140256I try to ignore it but it's becoming less worth it, everyone else is clearly leaving /tv/ and the actual posters here are increasingly talking to the void.
>>212140275Oh of course it's just you. Go to sleep already, it's past four and you have that social studies project due on Monday, remember?
>>212139013Is this a shooter film like Targets or Rampage? Been looking for more of those.
>>212134625The only good thing to happen in India is a 100MT nuclear blast.
It hasn't happened yet, but I've done my best to encourage it.
>>212140384Pakistan should also be nuked because that's where Lowlifufag is from.
>>212140384What about NPM? Aren't you glad India bestowed him to us so that he keeps contributing to these generals with his insights?
>>212140198The jannies will just ban you if you catch one of their faggot friends spamming their beliefs.
It's far better to call the tranny janny a fag and ignore him.
>>212140422>>212140482India and pakistan both deserve to have all of the people living there murdered.
No warning.
There are no redeeming features for either country.
Only subhuman animals raping each other.
While that is a thing liberals want, I find it offensive, and I'd rather see the whole country nuked.
Is there a horror movie yet out there about inflated grocery prices and inflation?
Some day I'll brew my own pumpkin beers with kino Halloweeny labels on the bottles
>>212140584But you'd spare pissman, right? We know how much you look forward to his comments
>>212140070It's alright, you didn't have to feel bad.
>>212134086 (OP)Is M3GAN 2.0 really horror? Seems more like a gory action movie.
>>212136850>when Louis CK tries to jerk off in front of the wrong woman
>>212140585Watch a zombie movie. They always have a cathartic "raid the supermarket" scene.
>>212140872The main genre is action but it has some horror elements. Comparable to something like The Guest.
>>212140600I feel like a slasher themed halloween pack would sell.
M3gan 2 trailer looks like the creators were heavily inspired by Portal/Portal 2
>>212137049She looks like Hegre model.
>>212140731I don't know who your faggot god is.
But, if he is indian, kike, or muslim, I want him dead.
>>212140978yeah that little robot sound like glados as well
>>212140986Kek, not really.
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>>212140585Rampage 2009. Still need to see the sequels.
Time to put on TCM and doze off. Goodnight, /hor/
>>212141529>my alarm clock monday morning
It's 6:15 AM and the curry stench has now been fully aired out of this thread.
>After being torpedoed by allied submarines, a Japanese soldier and a British POW are stranded on a deserted island and soon discover that theyโre being hunted by a ferocious mythological creature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KseRvyYIYr0
comes out next month
>>212142691I don't know why but this feels like a milder version of The Keep to me, the book at least.
Is Retribution (2006) scary?
If it is I'll watch it tonight
>Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
>Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
you know a lot of series have a fake Final film, but you have to give it to F13 for having two of them.
I'm watching m3gan right now, I'm 49 minutes in and man this movie is taking a long time to get to the point, which I sort of get what they're going for but I can probably only tolerate for 1 film, is the sequel any faster to start the action I was thinking I might go see it tomorrow
unexpected zero budget kino
>>212143645this the new Leaving DC?
that one Silent Hill series no one talks about
https://tubitv.com/series/300001825/silent-hill-ascension
>28 Years Later
>Megan 2
>both flopping or at most underperforming
What's so hard for them to understand what normies actually want in horror
Even the likes of Terrifier manage to do it
>>212144156>Tubi is the largest free movie and TV streaming service in the US.>Unfortunately, we're not currently available in your area.Strange part is they only did that starting a year ago or so
>>212144660wtf are you talking about? 28 Years already outperformed the first two films
>Even though 28 Years Later had a harsher drop, this follows it earning the best opening weekend of the franchise by far. Therefore, its second weekend's raw total is nearly as high as the original movies' domestic debuts. In fact, it has already outgrossed both those movies worldwide, having reached a global total of $73.6 million as of Friday.https://screenrant.com/28-years-later-box-office-franchise-worst-second-weekend-drop-record/
>>212145723See if you can spot the problem
Also looking this up for this post, all of them surprised me in some way. I thought Days would have a much higher box office; it's one of those iconic movies everybody on earth has seen. I thought Weeks would have a dramatically higher budget; it's got Hollywood actors and massive fancy action setpieces.
But as a piece of heartless capitalism Years has shit the bed. I also expect Bone Temple to be a disaster simply because I cannot imagine Nia Decosta ever making anything that isn't a disaster, it's like going "I trust Uwe Boll this time"
>>212145723it 100% flopped
>>212146198>its a flop!>uhh okay its not a flop but it had a higher budget than the previous so the fact that it made more isn't important??? what are you trying to say here with this random goalpost shift
>>212146924>just because the studio has tens of millions of dollars less than they did when they started because their theater take is nowhere near what it cost to produce and market this movie doesn't mean it floppedWhere's your head at
>>212143345Well at the end it very much justified the slow buildup, it all came together really well in a way that benefited from that slow start, would still want the sequel to be faster though.
Visuals wise I'm not sure the bits with the jerky movement sort of like an exorcism movie quite worked though. Took you out of the scene too much because it looked like it belonged to a different flavour of monster.
>>212146982>no you don't get it, it has to make 20 times its budget to turn a profitnot this shit again
>>212145723It's exceeddingly disingenuous/low IQ not to factor in budget costs in that analysis attempt
>>212147077>I keep asking "what's 2+2" why the fuck do faggot shills keep giving me that "4" nonsense
>>212147077It definitely needs to make more than 13 million if it cost 60+, retard.
>>212144156>2.3 on imdbhell yeah bby
Haha wouldn't it be funny if M3gan and Cady kissed?
>>212147550funny isn't the word I'd use
>>212147700>>212147550M3gan belongs to Gemma now anyway
They literally shared a nervous system and M3gan physically felt Gemma's vajozzle responding while it was happening
She got all up in her in ways that the world's most hung man couldn't dream of
I just saw Dagon last night bros. Fun flick despite it being low-budget. Would stay and fuck with qt crazy tentacle priestess/10.
On the see re-animator and from beyond now.
>>212147940I always wondered how sympathetic she was intentionally supposed to be because honestly she seemed pretty fucking sympathetic, like the movie was going out of its way to portray her as the most lovable possible version of a cannibalistic incest loving devil worshipping fish monster
It sorta makes the bleak ending pay off because it's a happy ending for her, like she's an awful and inhuman Thing but there's no visceral indication that she doesn't deserve to be happy
>>212147940It's a great movie and really captures HP's style. I love all the cool gold props like her crown.
>worship sea demon>weird gold spirals and tetrahedrons start washing up on the beachSinister.
>>212148103I mean didn't she admit herself that she still has human emotions and needs?
>>212140367Not really horror but,
The Sniper (1952)
Three Minute Warning
3 different movies about the Beltway sniper attacks.
More survival horror but there's also The Most Dangerous Game and a shitload of ripoffs.
>>212142691>somebody took the opening scene of Kong: Skull Island and ran with it
>>212147839>They literally shared a nervous system and M3gan physically felt Gemma's vajozzle responding while it was happeningI forgot that detail lmao
Truly bizarre movie, of course some normalfags are crying that Blumhouse would fund something cool and unique like this instead of the typical Blumslop.
So what are the reasons for both Megan 2 and 28 Years flopping since apparently it's different reasons, from what I heard
>Megan 2 is more action comedy instead of horror
>28 Years is obnoxious drama for the most part instead of zombies
>>212148686Years making the exact same amount of money as the previous two while costing 4x as much is a pretty brutal error
It's also odd because it was shot on fucking iPhones and I remember Weeks being a fairly sweeping and extravagant movie
M3GAN 2.0 was fantastic, anyone who doesn't watch it is a fag. Apparently that's most of you.
>>212148817I'm waiting for the torrent. How long do new movies generally take to get digital releases these days? I've been mostly watching older stuff the past few years.
>>212148817Based and true.
I find it surprising how badly it's performing when the audience reactions have been incredibly positive. Releasing it around all these summer blockbusters in an era where people don't go to the theaters nearly as often was a mistake, as was the bad faggy marketing.
>>212148905I buy into it having the worst fucking advertising campaign of the decade
The big trailers were packed with irksome shit nobody actually wanted to see that in the actual movie either had a totally different context or literally didn't occur
>>212148987>that in the actual movie either had a totally different contextThe "hold onto your vaginas" line being in an actually funny scene in the movie shows how terrible the people in charge of editing the trailers did.
>>212148905I think it'll have a decent tail in theaters unless they drop the bluray and put it on streaming in a month or whatever, but it'll do super well on home media either way.
They dropped the first movie in January competing against nothing, they should've just done that again. 2.0 will clear a small profit at the very least.
>>212138340>Alien: Romulus>Predator: Killer of Killers>Alien: Earth>Predator: Badlands>Alien: Romulus 2
>>212149183I will right now
>>212134201Looks more like Spy Kids than any horror movie.
What am I about to experience?
Did japanese cinema peak in the 2000s?
>>212149311several waifus
>>212146198I cannot believe that the second one cost so little, even by the year it was made. it's so small
>>212149346I'll be back with a review when it's over. she's cute.
>>212149061I was surprised by how well the Cole character dynamic works
>M3gan cares deeply about Cady, tries her hardest to always be nice to Cady>M3gan cares deeply about Gemma, is perpetually a bitch to Gemma>M3gan cares at least a little about Cole, still seems to delight in terrorizing and bullying him relentlesslyAs far as switching things up for the sequel I don't think many of us predicted "This guy will become M3gan's #3 favorite person in the world"
>>212149333everything did. music. movies. games. everything
>>212148817M3GAN, the queer icon?
>>212149333name of kinography? also indubitably yes
>>212149431Nothing queer about wanting to protect your waifu.
>>212149453Funky Forest
It's not horror, but it gives off the same vibe as Robo Geisha, Dead Sushi...
>>212149311Kino
>>212149414>M3gan cares at least a little about Cole, still seems to delight in terrorizing and bullying him relentlesslyThat scene where he and M3GAN talk is so funny, and it's also one of the few times in the movie where M3GAN delivers the "horror" element instead of Amelia.
Watch Cat People (1982) instead of L*wlifes which is tubi original grade slop.
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>>212149722Why would you grab a guy's arm and wake him up just to remind him you're NOT going to murder him
How rude
>>212149819No, I'm going to watch Cat People (1942).
>>212149819No, we don't watch Coalburner slop here.
We'll be watching Lowlifes.
>>212149828she has to assert dominance even if she isn't hostile
>>212134086 (OP)Not horror. Fun movie though. Shame the faggy marketing killed it on arrival.
>>212147940>On the see re-animator and from beyond now.Those are massively better so if you enjoyed Dagon you'll probably love them.
>>212148103>a cannibalistic incest loving devil worshipping fish monsterJust my type.
>>212149877I like both of them. And Curse of The Cat People.
>>212150051We like Amanda Fix kinos here.
>>212136542Nooo not Tim Blake Nelson :(
>>212150078Everybody hates you thoughbeit
>>212140367God Told Me To is a classic
>>212149877Elizabeth Russel is my favourite cat person
>>212148321*Two-Minute Warning. I always fuck that up.
>>212151479Top /hor/kino of the year, alongside M3GAN 2.0.
>b-b-but they're not horror!They're /hor/.
I'll take a troll over ai bots any day.
at least the troll is a real person. now in these website you never know who is a bot now
>>212151696it was horrifying
>>212148321For us its Most Dangerous Game (2020) starring Sarah Gadon
>>212149086She is 14 hereโฆyikes, the countdown begins
>>212152275It is going to be insane to see her from a little girl, to teen, to legal adult to walled in a very short time duration.
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By Megan 4.0 she will probably be bogge
>>212152326By Megan 4.0, she will be bogged. Or going to college to race mix.
>>212152526it was kino, you're a fag
>>212152526I canโt believe it is July now and normies look forward to these months. For me, its just another day.
>>212152588Because you're a loser who doesn't leave his parents' house.
>>212138340I give Halloween another 5-8 years before it's rebooted again
>>212152588yeah if only there was some bred-in childhood phenomenon that happened during the summer that made normal people excited about it
as it is, it's completely unexplainable
Watching Dunwich Horror because anon reminded me of it last night, thanks anonsama
>>212152832that's right! it's dangerous out there
need me a new kayako movie
it's been 9 years
>>212140978her voice was inspire by GLaDOS from portal
The cutting scenes are hard to watch despite the fact they're not very graphic.
>>212152832How would that make me a loser? I can go on vacation whenever I want, I wouldnโt need to do โfunโ stuff during summer. Their โsummer vacationโ is pretty much my whole life. How does that make me a loser? lol. Almost all people older than me are worthless than me lol.
>>212153052Okay..well, I dont get it. School is fun. Unless youre an adult who still has to work, the summer is w.e.
>>212153454I do all that too, I live rent-free at my grandma's house, I haven't had a job in 10 years, and she pays me 50 dollars every week to do chores once or twice, and I'm the only one who drives her car (which I also don't pay any bills for).
And I'm also not a fucking ESL like you, so actually I win.
>>21215351Top neighborhood? Vcol? sol?
>>212153211the Netflix series isn't bad imo.
definitely better than the recent american remake
>>212153519> Top neighborhood? Vcol? sol?
>>212153454>>212153481>Trolling outside of /b/You will take another vacation whether you want to or not, dalit.
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So, how is your year so far? Here is mine, with horror and adjacent movies.
Best one so far must be Inside.
>>212153416I can't even handle something even touching my wrist. I can't even wear a watch because it grosses me out having something touch that vein
>>212153790what kind of brown people shit are you talking about
>>212153416yeah this movie was made me squirm and yell at her crazy ass. its horror like this that makes horror today feel vain and shallow. its fucking intense. the only real criticism i have for this film is that its a writer actor director credit. her having this fantastical life beside the body horror feels masturbatory to me. the saving grace for that iircwas at least she threw her life away to cut herself to ribbons. that bit where she runs a knife over her eye FUCK
>>212153836I can't see it on the chart so rec'ing urban legends 2
>>212153863>spoilerUn Chien Andalou?
>>212151871I love Sarah Gadon
>>212153836>REC 3: Genesis>REC 4: ApocalypseKek, the most generic sequel names
>>212149414I think it is funny that Cole's role was definitively bigger than Tess's when they were at the same level previously.
>>212153803That is not trolling. Calm down, I have a hall pass.
>>212149414Also, it was supposed to be an ambiguous scene. Is she fucking with him? Is she sincere? Is she even flirting?
In the end, I do think it was supposed to be a sincere apology while being a little being cheeky about it. The awkward hand thing at the end I think points in that direction.
>>212134735I get this feeling with just about everything that uses any kind of historical fact. The consensus view of a bunch of historical figures is just hollywood bullshit.