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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Ellies Entire family is being doxxed
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- The Season 2 house has been condemned
-- 24 hours has passed since we've been live
-- Production needs another 24 hours
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S1 post Simon arrival > S2 First week > S3 up until Famous house > first weeks of S1 > S4 up until now > rest of S2 >>>>> Bloodgames > Famous house 2.0 > BitchTank > Aids >>>> RV
ellie wasn't aware of the world around her until 2010-2011
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
You know I'm starting to think no one actually dropped out last minute. I think Jet saw Ellie and really wanted to fuck her.
Has there been a single update since the intial tweet?
>Sister marries into a rich as fuck family
>Ellie gets fucked by a fat serbian rapist
Crazy world we live in
>>212140494There's nothing wrong with posting guppies
>>212140487OFFICIAL RANKING
Season 7 (before Terrence showed up) > Season 5.2 > Season 7 (after rubber band incident) > Season 5 Act One, Three, and Four > Season 1 (after Terrence time warped in) > Fishtank Season 5.3 Scottmania 2: MMA Mega Monster Maniacs All Stars > Facility Z (after Patrick Star) > Season 1 (before timeline convergence) > Season 5 (before Simmons shooting) > Season 2 (after cole left but before Jimmy left) > Season 3 RV trip Remastered All Stars > Famous House > Facility Z (before Patrick Star) > Fishtank Season 5.2 Scottmania 1: MMA Monstrosity Murderers All Stars = Season 4 > Season 7 (after Terrence murder-suicide) > Season 5.2 Scottmania 1: MMA Monstrosity Murderers All Stars (before Jet diagnosed with Crohns) > Bloodgames > Season 5 Act Two (after josie shows up) > Season 5 Act Two (before josie shows up) > Fishtank Season 6.5 AirsoftSkinny Skintacular Skinwalkers All Stars (after Asmongold impersonator kills Direnc) > Season 6 (except Jets electric wheelchair killing him) > American Dude Lodge Season 3: Scott Sullivan's Little Aquarium > Famous Neighbourhood 2.5: Vampire Bloodbattlers
The ellie situation is really getting out of hand.
anyone know where i can find more of the fishtank times stuff?
>>212140507it was real, they posted a new form like two days before the show was supposed to start asking for new applicants
>>212140519embrace hatred
ellie is a fucking retard and failure
she could just live good life, but she chose to be groomed by pedos and end up rimming jet
The season finale should just be Sam beating the shit out of Jet for fucking up this show.
bad news... the votes... they're in
some of the shit on her mothers has to violate something
her mom is crazy im surprised people arnt commenting on he IG getting her to call the show or something
You fuckers are flying very close to the sun right now, /ftl/ might get permanently nuked.
>>212140519we can fix that
>>212140525ellieniggers are officially the worst simps in fishtank history
>>212140547true, her mom sold her
>>212140525
>>212140551Chats in a state
>>212140556>You fuckers are flying very close to the sun right now, /ftl/ might get permanently nuked.GOOD
>>212140556Oh no, that would be the worst. Pls don't make that happen guys!
>>212140556Klaus Always Wins!
Holy shit, Ellieโs moms instagram is a goldmine
>>212140556Kill Klaus and all problems will be solved
>>212140491The only thing we can count on in these trying times
You fags need to get over the age of this adult.
>OMG she was 13 in 2020?? I was heckin 23 back then!!!
If youโre a high value man, then the women you fuck donโt get older as you do. The women youโll fuck in 2034 are 9 years old right now. Capiche?
>>212140581I'm being set up by polish people from kiwifarms
>>212140527no mention of season 6 after casey poured milk and cereal in the air conditioning unit?
>>212140462 (OP)They should AT LEAST give us a video of the fish to show us that they are ok.
grin
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>>212140580we love korean schizos here
think it's okay to harass boomers? boomer gang got your ass
>>212140597most of them probably went home already
>>212140535Yep, Jet sent a production message saying hers was the 6th video he watched for a replacement and said yes, no one else had a chance really
>>212140541never, I will always be love and life no matter what
>>212140602Angie is the spiritual s4 winner like letty was the spiritual s1 winner
>>212140559So it all just boils down to her mother being super liberal (as well as insane), and now Ellie's on her rebellion arc?
>>212140587Why do I need to wait til 2034?
So they leaked all of Ellieโs info probably with her standing right there watching with the rest of the cast so people think she has โcool loreโ and not going to hate on her so much for being nontent. You realize theyโre probably all drinking together watching the thread. Well, itโs not going to work on me unless her lore can actually walk into the tank and do something besides hiding from the camera and piping up from the corner periodically as some cheerleader for whoeverโs talking
>>212140594I miss the anime posting Klaus
>>212140605laughed at her beefing with ellies sister, funny how that worked out lol
>underage feet posting
Ellieโs future is being abducted by some insane stalker. Itโs over.
The people spamming Ellie dox and child photos arenโt Ellie simps. Itโs Sam haters trying to mess with the show and get /ftl/ banned from /tv/
Notice how there have been no markyposts since the Ellie dox started?
>>212140614Guess he won the magic duel in the end
>>212140614Peter Magic made the call
>>212140614Fred Hyde sends his regards
>>212140625then you'll get eaten
>kiwitroons stalking random west coast asians and creating entire narratives in their heads
I hate trannies so much its unreal
>>212140587you have never had meaningful unpaid sex
>>212140491wolverine edit with watermellie when?
Ellie needs to win so she can pay Scott Sullivan MMA for security detail
>>212140645Goran will keep her safe
how do we know Ellie's sister socials but can't find direnc or daniel's
>>212140581This, holy shit.
There's literally nothing interesting about Ellie to warrant all of this
>>212140629many are saying this
>>212140655>narrativesyou just arrived, read the threads
>Always believed Jet would be the fall guy and go to jail for something like racketeering.
>Nope. It will be statutory rape.
Jej
>>212140675Daniel probably legit doesn't have any social media presence outside of what was necessary to get on the show.
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She's a good streamer despite her younger siblings screaming in the background and asking her bf to text her.
She's more than a tight piece of ass.
>>212140675Direnc doesnโt have any social media since the shit with her brother and Daniel is an autist so probably doesnโt have any either.
It's depressing to see Sam in character full of energy in the S1 finale vs how he's been in S4. Fuckin night and day difference
all that's been asked is that you typical right wing pedophiles stop using pics of ellie as a toddler in op pics. you think you can handle that?
>>212140687I know she's just a generic asian teen
>>212140647There LITERALLY was a creepy pedo on the show called Dr Cross who paid $15k to look at Ellie. Itโs Fishtank creeps.
>>212140675we don't, some mentally ill kiwifarm reprobates just started pulling random Asian people off the web.
They thought at first her sister was married to a martial arts champion
shits dumb and brain rot
>>212140709>Direnc doesnโt have any social mediashe said she privated her accounts prior to the show
>>212140715it's a herculean task to be sure but we'll try our best to better ourselves as people and do good in this community
>>212140702she said sheโs single during Burtโs interview, did the brat lie to me?
>>212140687schizo incels go insane after not being able to watch her sleep for 2 days
>>212140527>no mention of jet losing his nose from gangrene during the S5 beer pong fart bomb challenge
>>212140730She has revealed where she works and her stripper name though
>>212140647it IS the simps, they did this with EVERY girl that got simped over
>>212140715it was done once
>>212140702Her stream last night was pure pedo bait
>infantile โnightyโ>displaying braces>playing with legos>sucking on her sippy cupYikes
>>212140635"Bernie, Michelle and Barak you're favorite people in the world"
LMAO
>>212140737yeah she's clearly lying bro
>>212140722The dox is confirmed, Ellieโs mom has pics of the gracies on her instagram.
>>212140722>Klaus trying to blame KF for his pedo anticsI wonder how he'll react if he got a thread on there?
I have killed a wasp in my kitchen. This is the second time in less than a month. I fear a great evil lurks within my walls.
>>212140702no more goblin angie pics
i dont want to save her instagram pics on my computer
>>212140711he needs to work on his merch drop and supplements please understand
>>212140549I would actually pay $10 to watch that
>>212140687I mean we now know she wasn't lying about her schizo mother, but other than that she's still a boring panderer. her upbringing seemed pretty fucked though, feel bad in that respect
god i hate kiwitroons, literal degenerates
>>212140556kek fishtank is over for good who cares
>>212140641He kept getting banned for avatarposting and had to cry to the mods in the IRC to unban him
>>212140750>sucking on her sippy cupnigga that was a tumbler if that's pedobaiting than 99% of white women are walking around pedobaiting
>>212140750total brat material
what must her mother think of her when she goes out in those outfits and sometimes stays out?
>>212140687exactly its all just because of people cucking themselves with jet
>>212140556Thatโs the plan. Crashing these threads, with no survivors.
>>2121405276.5 was so kino
Sam LARPing as a christian moralist when this is his fanbase has to be some performative new age art.
>>212140519it'll be okay buddy, just try to go do things outside your comfort zone
Ellie.... you are now 18 year old beautiful girl. you have a few options.
>be a model
>be an actress
>go on a slavic rapist's fake reality show with a fanbase of mentally ill cyberstalkers
please choose wisely!
>>212140711People freaked out on him and toned him down too much. Heโs the person thatโs supposed to be terrorizing the fish and conditioning them into non-cringe non-self embarrassing behavior. I learned that watching that one kid Binx hosted watch the first episode of season 2. To him it just seemed like just another boring YouTube show or cringe attempt at a reality show until the larger than life character of the Judge showed up
Elliepedos were the ones to finally take the coveted crown from the Josiefags for worst simps of all time
>>212140741it was rightfully forgotten
>>212140730smarter than terminally online asian zoomerina
>>212140722>I didn't follow it and read the proof as it was posted therefore it isnt true
>>212140462 (OP)real question, how many of you actually dislike Jet and the wiggers?
I personally have grown to dislike him over the course of the seasons because he is just plain bad at his job and now I wish bad things will happen to the show because he deserves it for his incompetence
>>212140763>I fear a great evil lurks within my walls.Yeah. You.
That poor animal didn't do shit to you.
Wasps help around killing other smaller bugs, pretty much how centipedes help with roaches.
>>212140778It's all Klaus, he's pretending that he was framed
>>212140823I really just hate Jet. Atleast Ben can be funny and he was really good at Ben Silver. Jet has.... impressions thats it
>>212140777unless you're a retarded idiot there was no reason to think she was lying about anything she said
>>212140778klaus can't help himself
>>212140742where does she work? the sports strip club in melbourne?
>>212140823i disliked him from s1. Can't understand at all why Sam works with him.
ellie is gonna get botox and that cheekfat meme done
>>212140823we don't care. we don't pay you. keep posting. just try not to advertise the fact that you're a pedophile in the op image. we know.
>>212140840why? people lie about themselves all the time to come off as more interesting, its not like it would've been the only thing she lied about so far. in this case it was true though
>>212140817so smart that she even remembered the pornstreams
OH WAIT! :^)
we need to be kinder to each other and more forgiving of our mistakes
Hi I'm jet and its really important to me that at least once a weak we have a challenge that involves a badly thought out idea that involves you all pissing and shitting with zero privacy into a home depot bucket. if youre wondering, yes, we do have an endorsement agreement, everytime I say the words home depot we make a million dollars. except those dollars are actually fishbucks and theyre useless
>>212140823sam hydian "DUDE NOT TRYING IS THE JOKE LMAO"
>>212140720He literally said he paid the deposit in february and the date was a bit by jet and ben
>>212140581I'm glad I'm not terminally online enough to know who that is
remember in season 7.28 when anthony drank the toilet water gatorade lol
I swear Payton simps were not nearly as unhinged. What happened?
>>212140462 (OP)lol so why did direnc start beating daniel?
Lets just hope the psychic was right and Ellie becomes a successful paediatrician
>>212140806>yo ellie tell me again about how much you love dangerous caleb
>>212140641I'll post some Gundam KAWtent later tonight probably
I got banned on that isp for a 6 days for posting Jet's website lol
>>212140896payton didnt yap about how fucked up her life was growing up and how edgy and based she is
>>212140878>paid the deposit in februarythere was no deposit. that was the streamstars entry fee. he was there to see ellie on his own accord, halfwit.
what was up with beavis and beavis
https://youtu.be/r8RkQAZVe3c?si=3a0GKGA-zSfA67le
>>212140823I immediately disliked both Jet and Bic when they started appearing in Sam's videos. They were just annoying zoomers who were trying to sound like Sam during his podcasts but woefully stupid and unexperienced.
>>212140895anthony shouldโve been on a full season, back when they were doing full seasons
>before fishtank
>most people even his critics agreed sam was funny
>after fishtank
>most people think his comedy is lame
all this because hes letting some r9k groomer turd ruin his image.
>>212140904Nightmare fuel
>>212140823i like the wigger crew mostly but jet is pretty incompetent and easy to make fun of
>>212140867What else has she lied about?
>>212140897he kept poking her with his stick after she was blowing off steam because freddy,seth,daniel,and letty gave away their water for beer
>>212140720he paid 30k. he was supposed to spend the night but they fucked him with freddy throwing pepper into his eyes and kicking him out by switching to the bunker larp the same night
lol
>>212140921he might be back as a freeloader in season 9. caleb tweeted about it.
>>212140823"Dislike" is a strong word, although I don't root for them.
For me, they are more entertaining when they fail or their plans don't go as expected; they are lazy and half-assed with their projects, usually being carried by a couple of competent crewmembers or dumb paypigs. It feels like just retribution when things line these happens, all because they are too lazy and dumb to plug the holes.
>>212140868she is not ashamed she did it, she is very open about her life and career
>>212140896Payton was a normie, Ellie has been pandering to the Tayleigh/Binx/Josie crowds which have the most unhinged simps
>>212140928I hope she streams from that laptop again the old camera gave off 2000s vibes
>>212140823I was willing to give him a pass since I didn't know about him pretank but he dismissed my complaints about the site saying "it's on your end dude" despite everyone here confirming the problems. He's a scummy rapey shitheaf using all the fishtank users to mine crypro
>>212140896Payton was nontent but she never pretended to be who she wasnโt. She was completely normal girl with zero pretense.
Ellie LARPed as hekin based 4channel autist while being giga stacy.
>>212140922Sam hasn't been funny in years
>>212140868she outright told weck that she cams
yo ellie wanna try this thing i just stuck up my nose
>>212140556Jannies just ban that negro from the website
Can we have just one professional Fishtank. Like actually wear some kind of uniform and don't run around like a slob who has given up on life, Jet.
Stop the "uuuuuuuuh". It really just kills the vibe.
Alt-scene culture is so extremely gay and unattractive.
you now remember the freeloader Ralphie from Season 8 who lived in the walls for an entire month before the fish discovered his presence
>>212140994dunuh dunuh
my mom is cool
>>212140992the only entertaining/appeasing thing about season 3 was watching her ease more into the show everything else was bad
>>212140951iโm still pissed about the blatant rigging in the read the bible and donate your fish bucks to republican senate campaigns challenge from s8 but if ant man will be there iโm down
>>212140915streamstars entry fee?? nigga what
>>212140956Considering dealing meth in order to fuck her.
>>212140965Payton probably has a similar child model groomed backstory though, It seems Payton became more normie because she actually has a supportive family
>>212140956>find a random hapa hooker on the net>this, this is Ellies momstaph
>>212140932the discourse around her pandering and how she just says everything incels want to hear etc.
>>212140823I don't personally hate him nor any of the wiggers, it's just frustrating to see the show be such wasted potential. No one has a show or community like this. But he probably figures why try when he can just do the bare minimum at all times because Fishtank fans are like tendies that'll always eat up what he shits out no matter how good or bad it is.
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can someone post her fleetwood mac cover
what's up with fishtank's audience being full of actual pedos
>>212141038not gonna post it again but it's actually her schizo mom who took her child modeling money
>>212140963Bruh how old was she in 2000s? Fucking pedophile
>>212141005also don't be the guy "in charge" who sucks on his vape penis in front of the camera
>>212141047sam told elon to unban the groypers
>>212141038>I dont agree with it therefore wrongread the threads
>>212141047audience reflects the showrunners
>>212141047right wing computer addicts
>>212140647I don't think the goal is to get /ftl/ banned but instead to scare Ellie into leaving the show. She has her phone and is seeing all of this happen in real time.
>>212141049how is it even possible for Ellie to be full asian while the mom is obviously not full asian
>>212141047How do you think they make their money?
>>212140823I dislike Jet, the rest I generally just don't care about. Jet is actively annoying.
I was indifferent towards Jet until S2 self inserting. Then it became hate.
>>212140823I relate with him because Iโm also bad at my job
>>212141068this is such a fucking stupid reason, you keep posting it but itโs very stupid and you should think differently
>>212141070that woman is fully korean, not hapa
>>212141047pedos unironically latch onto sam hyde because he "got away with it"
>>212141080The moment they kicked Cole I started a jihad against them
>>212141005don't make up challenges on the spot. If you have to, go to the basement. You are just fueling doubts about your show and make people tune out. At least pretend you have a plan.
It would be preferable if you actually had one. There should be a fucking list of 200 challenges ready to go, for each constellation of contestant. There is no excuse not having a challenge list ready and loaded after 4 seasons of this trash.
>>212140823I don't really dislike the wiggers, i like to give them a hard time but it's all in good fun. As for Jet, I started to shit on him a lot after the Cole stuff, but it was still really a meme until he kicked Jin. After that bullshit, I believe he's actively hurting the show. Out of all the wiggers, Ben is the one I respect the most.
>>212141040LOL that's not lying that's just her being cringe and you not liking it
fire exits are very important
>>212141068If anything this will make her easier for Jet if this destroys her life
>YOU'RE ACTING LIKE COLESLAW
>>212141080Same, the production bar night in S2 made me hate production in general.
>>212141103ITS MY FUCKING SHOW NOW FLIP THE COINS
>>212141090That's my first post of the night. Whats so stupid about that opinion?
>>212141068there's no show to leave anymore
wiggers told them all not to say anything until monday
No doom posting because no ones even paying attention. bleak
>>212141024>iโm still pissed about the blatant rigging in the read the bible and donate your fish bucks to republican senate campaigns challengenigger get over it. sammy was a better competitor than emma. they only kept him around because they didn't want another jose s5 situation.
still not sure why people hate sam more than jet. sam equally inserts himself to simp over "muh nina" and shit
was watching kino and i spotted this lil nigga drinking a goranian beverage
A new house would get doxxed in a few hours maybe less. What's even the point?
>>212140956>>212141049that's not her mom, this family isn't even related to her
Show is not coming back but they are waiting until 1st with announcement for some write off shenanigans.
Everyone is in S3 house but just chilling.
>>212140823I started hating him when he had sex with all the women I have ever loved
>>212141154Who does? Sam is guilty of the Marky stuff but I consider Jet infinitely more hatable
>>212140823I don't like Sam but I like Jet
>>212141131no youโve posted this multiple times and itโs stupid because she is not reading the thread and the goal is for retarded incels to dox her to feel some kind of power in their worthless lives and jack off
>>212141111there's nothing wrong with posting guppies
Honestly being a young girl around jet now with the cameras off must be terrifying. Eep //=_=\\
>>212141177>I like Jetyou shouldn't
>>212140823I've been saying Fishtank would be better off if Jet and Ben found funding disconnected from Sam
>>212141155actually that's neptroonian
>>212141106>yeah guys shes a hecking femcel, based and redpilled, doesnt believe in racemixing, would date white men though. terminally online shut in yet vain enough to have 294 posts on IG, thirst trapping, black friends, transgender friends, indian friends, gay friends, etc.I wouldve rathered she was honest and yes pandering edgy right wing talking points groomed into you by your discord orbiter is lying
>>212140823Sam deserves to be shot and killed
>Ellie's nephew is the son of Clark Gracie
That means Jet will be the uncle of a jiu jitsu champion some day
>>212141005Jet says he hates weed. Why do you look more like a junkie than other people? Get yourself together, man.
>>212141199it would be the same lazy burnout shit
>>212141165so it's a different asian family in san diego with a broken home, a schizo mother and an 18 year old daughter named eleanor with a birthday in april that did child modeling and looks just like the ellie from fishtank?
>>212141154Sam can actually be entertaining sometimes
Jet is just awful all the time
>>212141046i didnt watch her post tank sit downs vidoes
>>212141210i want a show where these two hangout
>>212141152while weโre at it the stickermule showdown in s5 was bullshit too
>>212141212>Jet hates weedSince when lol?
>>212141185I just got on my computer. Meds. NOW.
>>212140823>>212141042Also some of us actually invested money in this "company", not just in TTS.
>>212141210The fact that the Gracie family are so closely related to fishtank is hilarious.
>>212140965This. Payton was an actual normie who wasn't terminally online and shared little about herself, didn't interact much with tts and didn't pander.
>>212141104Ben is strange. He is easily the funniest wigger on the show but is completely unfunny on his podcast.
He really needs a setting to be funny in, because just talking he sucks
>>212140823I dislike Jet primarily because he is ugly but secondarily because he is clearly too pilled out/gassed up to do his job properly.
There's really no excuse when you have 5-6 months to prepare and don't have any contingency plans or activities planned out ahead of time
>>212141220yes, anon you have schizophrenia.
>The last time Ellie's highschool friends and family saw her she was pissing in a bucket in a basement and now the site is down
>do you want us to send in a personal camera?
>it passes 90%
>4 hours later when ellie stares at the light jet enters with the camera. he watches ellie and wrench. leaves when arya has to stand watch
hilarious
>>212141164lmao the new house they bought is already doxxed
>>212141185lol that was me retard. you know i am right.
if you watch the end of s1 finale, you'll notice that fishtank is actually about the slow degradation of all hope and inspiration within sam hyde, as he slowly becomes everything he hates
>>212141250when did he start smoking cigarettes
>>212141210Gracies have been washed for decades. There were only ever like three good ones
>>212141229lol i forgot about that. s5 was dogshit in general. season 5.008 was kino though.
>>2121412401. Chris lynch is nontent
2. Ben and all the other wiggers are too set in on their irony bullshit
>>212141261ironic you actual retard
>>212141220You're so retarded, the only factual thing you stated is that she has some schizo instagram posts. Huge leap in logic to connect all this to some random girl just because they're asian.
Ellie is prettier than her sister. Her sister is just built for sex with her massive asian boobies
still feeling really betrayed by ben's flat fucking package
>>212141267you are scared of women
It is extremely karmic how the spirit of Marky and Sam fucking underage girl will never ever stop lingering over his projects.
>>212140501whats the eyes pic from
>>212141277you guys are so afraid of anything above a four
>>212141233she said his bones must be easy to break
>>212141275birthday in april born in 2007 is on one of those instagram posts dumbass
>>212141269yea it was cool to see brandon get a redemption arc
>>212141277many people are saying this
>>212141282he needs to grow up and own it to free himself
>>212141177it would be so sick if you were torn apart by cannibals lol
>>212141279that was just because of the black underwear
>>212141240couldn't agree more. That podcast is so fucking bad. I like ben and chris lynch but jeez louise it's not even worth watching the fucking clips
>>212141263Itโs for the Sam Hyde show because Art Bell smoked them (yes thatโs the real reason)
>>212141252lej. So what the fuck do you even do if you're Sam/Jet/Wiggers rn? Just go out in the woods and do ghetto bloodgames because at least people can't track you down there?
>>212141274>mad were doing something you dont likeyou have yet to provide a single bit of proof that it isnt them, yet we have provided everything in the previous threads. READ
>>212141292she pushed on him and he pooped on the couch
You guys acting like this just makes me feel bad for Sam and the wiggers.
>>212141310Get some sleep Sam, you got a big day of nothing ahead of you
ellies dark brown asian tight cocksleave cunny slitty
>>212141235HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA
>>212141300i was surprised that they let him back on. the vibe of the show completely shifted after jet was arrested.
>>212141292i wish letty would break every bone in my body just for the chance of being in her presence
>>212141275The mom literally has the photo of Ellie kissing a goat that Ellie has on her insta stories
>>212141307>"Yeah, I did cross state lines with Marky so I could have sex with her where it wasnโt a felony"How do you own up to this? Lmao
Why wasn't Josie brought in as a freeloader? Surely she is kino, she's the s1 winner!!!!
>>212141320i hated ricky before his appearance in the tank
>>212141319i dont care about what you are doing reprobate. Im mocking you for doing it wrong because you are imbecilic
/bant/ tier stuff. Keep up the good work guys!
Cumming on Letty's glasses and hair !!
>>212141266thread is dying
post more bens
>>212141339no kiwitroon therefore wrong, schizo therefore wrong, me mad
like im into rapist caleb
>>212141340he doesn't see it as something to be ashamed of, he's more proud he beat the system
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Goran deserves a rear naked choke
>>212141320it'd be funny if the public tries cancelling him for fishtank and he backpedals and blames fishtank to save his internet career
Imagine throwing Ricky down the stairs
>>212141346ok so you admit you have no proof otherwise and are just refuting because you think its dumb. cool, we won
choc on the rocks, that's where it's at
>>212141350There you go. 100% without a shadow of a doubt that Gigi is Briggitte
>>212141362it's not beating the system. it's still a crime.
>ellie simps when they have to explain why they're following her mom
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She was the key to all of this
>>212141321acting like what, what is happening i just came here
Anyone else feel like letty would unironically give Jerry at least a pity handy?
>>212141367cool shirt lmao
what a fag
>>212141340just like that desu
he's got that burden, he should just let it go and let the chips fall
>>212141350do asians reverse suntan?
>>212141121>COLESLAWmade me think of something:
Cole's Law: If the Wiggers can fuck something up, they will.
>>212141330too bad the cameras were down when it happened, like most of the season 4.375 atlantic city trip
>>212141377I dont need to provide proof, im not one making the accusations, Burden of proof is on you.
Me and other anons are criticising your flimsy evidence.
>>212141393No but she'd let Daniew fondle her a little
>>212141402Off your phone piss witch
>>212141393Nah, maybe she'd let him suck her toes while he jacked it though, calling him names
>>212141396That late night Jet basement hand cam footage was legit creepy
>>212141350Her sister would have actually made a good Nani in the lilo and stitch movie wtf
>>212141413>ok pwoduction>make it happen
Who would have thought Sistertank and Momtank would be even better?
Ben as new producer
Luke as the host
Bex as behind the scenes worker
Keep Maejok, Cowboy and few mules that just carry stuff too. Jet is JUST relegated to getting credited and making money off this.
>>212141419ew whos the bald?
>>212141393If seth were really jerry letty would 1000% percent fuck him lmao
>>212141412she's a good woman
>>212141403crazy that they ran into jeff in atlantic city lmao
>>212141412her heart is so pure for a crack smoking stripper
>>212141412She seemed so happy with her cranes then went schizomode for no reason and tore them all up
>>212141370The one bonus to being all fucked up like that, physically, is you can't really get cancelled. What can they say? "You were on a show with a jewish nazi" like yeah man I'm literally retarded and crippled, i thought it was funny. Where could they go from there without making themselves look bad?
QRD on what choc on the rocs entails?
>>212141419Jesus christ Jet got really fat since then
>>212141281you are a faggot
>>212141393No but If Seth actually wanted to lose his v card he'd simply would just have to act like Jerry.
>>212141046https://youtu.be/cOiA6igTGZQ?feature=shared
>>212141429looks like a david fincher movie
>>212141436under the boardwalk nonetheless
>>212141443I donโt understand
it started like any other night
>>212141443it was at this moment I realized Daniel was irredeemably handicapped
>>212141454daniel was pretty kino
>>212141446he has immunity
I forgot Jerry was Seth I meant the gimp
>>212141452he said he wants to be in love with the woman. but no woman is going to love you without giving her sex first.
>>212141452Itโs funny how true this is
At this point it feels like there are way more people invested into watching Fishtank fail than being a success.
>>212141453She kind of looks like she has the same disease as Beetlejuice Green
>>212141444her cranes were a reflection of her weakness if you think about it
>>212141446choc on the rocs is when you shit in a woman's mouth and then punch her teeth out
>>212141486she's not a pinhead!
>>212141457sad that he died doing the jump off the top of the season 9.37 apartment building onto this trampoline challenge
>>212141483that's what happens when the people running it are a bunch of arrogant junkie assholes
captcha: WAPXX
>>212141485the raping blob himself
>>212140527Honestly Letty blowing up to 400 lbs with Betty not to far behind,then filming her trip to the hospital after she has a heart attack and setting up a camera in the nursing room was an all timer for season 6.5,second to Jet Jr (Gorion/Orion)'s first words immediately after Mauro MTFTM detransistion and weight loss during famous neighborhood part 2. Act II.
>>212141405I cant post that evidence for obvious reasons, but it was posted at the time and removed. getting to the mothers acc just proved it all anyway, its indisputably her
I'm gonna be right back watch my bestie for me tyty
>>212141505Arrogant junkie assholes are responsible for some of the best media ever made. The problem is that they're retarded
>>212141522erm i was raped
i feel like Ellie joined simply to "dab" on sam and jets shit show
Even Sam seems surprised someone like her would want to be on the show
>>212141525and lazy
and greedy
It was so much comfier when jet was relegated to fetching food for Sam and Ben during famous house
>>212141526drench and ellie were giving eachother serious sideeye over jets blatant creeping during that
>>212141522isn't it ironic that she surrounded herself with gay men like sam hyde and andrew tate and then decided to make herself uglier to hetero men?
>>212141443it was the first time i ever felt bad for daniel
>>212141504his funeral was pretty kino, i paid for a few fart zones right as his stickermule sponsored casket was being lowered into the ground
>>212141541She has a bf now
And she loves him
And has sex with him
>>212141516Well Mauro was only transtrending to draw attention to the BorderTank spin-off after it was revealed Alejandro was actually a lebenese guy pretending to be Mexican.
>>212141532>18 year old female seeks attention where she knows she'll get itWaow she totally joined to DAB on production 4D chess guise she DABBED on Sam and Jet SO HARD
>>212141539it must have been a huge downgrade going from bitchtank where you groomed and fucked two women and then getting relegated to basement duty like a goblin
>>212141540Then Ben came in and setup a proper tripod and did a Q&A, it was clear what Jet was up to beforehand
>yo ellie can i get some footage of you using the shit bucket for the edit. you don't actually have to do it just pretend for me
>>212141558she completely trolled sam in the couch introduction
>>212141435You gotta love Direnc, you just gotta!
>>212141564i also remember when they did the buddy challenge and ben wanted to change the plan so freddy and drench were together but jet was all "follow the plan" and even rickys handler knew it would have been way better to do bens idea. jet is actually incompetent
>>212141560Punishment for blood games. It generated close to zero revenue
>>212141554Honestly I can't believe anyone could think that Mauro as "Jasรณn Encontroro" becoming "Jacinta Encontrora" was anything other than you average wigger kayfabe, though I guess him changing his socials to "Maria Canoh" with a transgender flag and she/her pronouns to sell the bit didn't help either. BorderTank>Chris Bore's Ghostank desu.
Reminder if you feel bad about Ellies family being doxxed:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750878081294250.mp4
>>212141583she's gonna be great on bloodgames
>>212141546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vjIf9I2vTk
>>212141612How's that her fault though?
>>212141568imagine how good the show could be if goran actually made 18 year old azn qts stay in the room while he played video games
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>>212141626Ellie simps have ruined season 4 more than Jet
>>212141050what the fuck are you talking about retard I just like the aesthetic
>>212141429Good pic. Daniel just has that fishtank contestant look. I could write a pointless paragraph about this pic.
>>212141626Imagine how good the world would be if you weren't on it
>>212141649Jet has ruined season 4 more than anyone has ruined anything in history
>>212141649they've ruined the /ftl/ threads which is arguably worse than ruining the show
>>212141625its not, but these are not good people. fuck em
>>212141606Did they actually get the winner of bordertank US citizenship at the end of the show or was the joke always supposed to be that they sent them on a dingy trip to Epic Universe as their "vacation" was recorded live for a week? Like Isabella was already an American citizen before hand what were they going to do if she won? It was funny they got one redneck from Quebec who barely spoke English on the cast thoguh.
>>212141583you really don't, she's really obnoxious and overbearing
>>212141612Not even simping, garbage justification of shitty cancel culture behaivor.
>>212141429daniel needs to keep the facial hair after the show is over. it's like his only good feature
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What would happen if you'd remove this order?
>>212141663Philippe brute forcing his way through Spanish purly my cognizants through french was kino you have to admit. Bringing Seth back on as "Tรฉrence" with a shitty french accent was funny then but now there's an actual Terrece that looks like a slightly chubbier ginger Seth really fucks with the bit.
>>212141612>Orange shit stains on sofaBruh
>>212141612Her mom is gorgeous, I wonder what kind of dudes she was bringing home.
>>212141698alien autopsy scene, but out bursts a cheesburger
>>212141701You get drone striked
>>212141701The land of the free
>>212141663Philippe brute forcing his way through Spanish purly by false cognizants to French was neptunian kino you have to admit. Bringing Seth back on as "Tรฉrence" with a shitty french accent was funny then but now there's an actual Terrece that looks like a slightly chubbier ginger Seth really fucks with the bit.
>YEAH MAN I LOVE STICKERMULE
>DUDE YOUR PODCAST IS SO SICK BRO
>WOW YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL CHECK OUT THE HONGKONG2 PODCAST
It was never the same without her
>>212141735this fucker thinks he so funny aswell. hes another gayer brian
>>212141701>What would happen if you'd remove this order?It probably wouldn't be there anymore
>>212141710if you watch the clip of letty trying to get him to poop, that stain is nowhere near where his ass was, and was already there. ricky didn't shit on the couch.
>Cease and desist living in the home you own.
>they don't even know I had a show on adult swim
>>212141735>20+ with cystic acneGrim. I'd kill myself tbqh
>>212141754why would a state trooper be involved
>>212141750It happened multiple times though most people don't leave stains behind when they're on furniture
>>212141763This goes a lot deeper than you know.
>>212141763theres a state trooper for everything
>>212141761>cystic acneThat's cheek herpes
>>212141777Comparing this to early season 2 Judge is grim
Whatโs he doing right now?
>>212141453she is terrible
>>212141793or even season 1 Goldstriker
>>212141777>wtf am i doing with my life
>>212141497>this is that 22 year old Ive been telling you about
>>212141796taking accelerated online law classes
>>212141796ceasing/desisting/posting
>>212141793the man is off the juice
>>212141793I wholeheartedly think Sam is dying and he's sitting there thinking "This is what my legacy is?"
Why don't the wiggers just get jobs at target?
>>212141793The Judge was great but isn't it known that sam wasn't having a good time early season 2? Or did i miss the point of your post.
>>212141453she sounds like an angel. like a female angel
>>212141816You'd think he'd be satisfied with being well known (famous) since nobody knew who the fuck Bam was besides Freddy.
>>212141816Could be worse, dude could be trapped in a soulless 9-5 loop with debt up to his eyeballs like 90% of people.
>>212141823>make a quick million in two weeks>"broooo go be a wagey"
>>212141726Phillipe and Vicki (who actually majored in French and wanted to move to Canada as a Spanish teacher) was the biggest fumble in the FTEU,second only to Jin and Blinx (black Jinx),turning his time as a freeloader on Nigtank. At least the divorce hearings being intercepted by trolls bullying then over their mutt baby was funny.
sam's given me a lot of entertainment over the years so I remain a fan even when it's grim
>>212141839freddy was pretty good
Sam letting jet destroy his reputation is just sad.
>>212141726Phillipe and Vicki (who actually majored in French and wanted to move to Canada as a Spanish teacher) was the biggest fumble in the FTEU,second only to Jin and Blinx (black Binx),turning his time as a freeloader on Nigtank. At least the divorce hearings being intercepted by trolls bullying then over their mutt baby was funny.
>>212141829I need the show back before the start of the next work week, threads to browse during breaks and a show to look forward to after work.
Iโm nothing without my fishtank
>>212141525>some of the best media ever made
>>212141836Bam was the millennial's skibbidi toilet
>>212141850A fellow fan. What do you think about /ftl/?
Ellie isn't just the prettiest fish of all time. She's the prettiest human being of all time
>>212141854Jet is the result of Sam being in his 40s with no children and having an innate human need to have a son that you're somewhat disappointed in
>>212141881She's one of my favorite asians i'll give her that. I'm not really a yellow fever fag.
>>212141829I miss this shit so much.
whats he drinking right now?
>>212141880it's like drug addiction
>>212141854you guys are really dramatic
>>212141893>yeah, YOU'RE NO CHRIS LYNCH!>I am sorry, Jet, I didn't mean that...
>>212141854How is ruined any more than it was before? He's gonna be fine either way even FTL shuts down for good with it chocked up to being a experiment that failed. It's not like he's idubbz or there's endless youtube videos like "THE SAM HYDE SITUATION JUST GOT WORSE" from fags like moistcritical and asmongold
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Why does every Fishtank season turn out badly? The fans deserve one good, not fucked up season with a good cast before the show completely goes under
>>212141866>One person he can actually have a genuine conversation with instead of broken English/Spanish mumblings>Still spergs in his native tongue despite the literal lingua franca.>Someone actually convinces her to come home with him in his shitty snow frog cabin>Now she's living her best life teaching white college students the improtance of language and culture while he's streaming his continual failed attempts to grasp English in RV-tank season 4.5
>ellie lives with her rich model sister and her children in a $1m+ home
>her life goal is to be a 4chan meme spouting right wing grifter who fucks MDE wiggers
>>212141893Sam has a hapa baby named Rin!
>>212141881Not even the prettiest in her family.
lowkey this ativan got me feeling crazy
>>212141906Miller lite and Jack D
imagine how active this gen would still organically be if josie didn't hard drop a bf that ruined the s2 edits. i'd be sleeping so good right now. thanks josie!
>>212141931We had that and it was called S1.
>>212141340if sam said "yeah i fucked a 16 year old, so what" and jet said "yeah i made some stupid posts on 4chan when i was 20, i had a fucked up childhood" they would rise like balloons
unfortunately neither of them will ever show any principle beyond sam's unfocused culture war grifting and so their checkered pasts will haunt them forever in everything they do
>>212141935clout sharks wanna be gooned
you can't save them
>>212141908for me it's just sifting through garbage for the occasional funny post
>>212141931The time it takes to go shit gets shorter every season as well
get ellies mom on the tank. ck, alex b whale, could be great
>>212141935One million home isnt even that much nowadays. Home prices have gone up like 75% in the last 5 years
>>212141968ellie is more beautiful than her sister
>>212141893ill tell you what it is, its a failed experiment years ago when Sam attempted to be an alt-thought guru. Jet and his ass buddies were supposed to be Sams cultish disciples, popularising his brand of thinking and comedy. They just suck.
>>212141964Meh only cancel culture fags care about that shit anyway. If they just put out good shit no one would care. It's not like they're gonna go mainstream anyway with how weird and contrairan their shit is anyway.
>>212141989Ellieโs sister has a white womanโs body though
>>212141908Drug addiction is way better than this season. Go try some good heroin and tell me it isn't way more fun than this shit. This shit sucks ass compared to doing drugs every day.
why was daniel's drawing so bad? what is his specific mental affliction?
>>212142002ellie has better waist/abs
>>212142012He's legitimately mentally retarded.
>>212141931cause they do it too much if they did less fishtank people would be more hype including the wiggers when itโs on and they would try harder
>>212142012Same thing as most of the people here
>>212142009To be fair H is probably better than most shit in life that first time you do it. That's not really saying much before factoring in the life ruining diminishing returns.
>>212142002there are plenty of curvy asians
>>212141935to be rich with no proper parental guidance growing up
>>212142009fax
watching fishtank is like taking methadone
it just makes you wanna sleep all day
>>212142017thumbnail looks like daniel has his bwc out in front of aryeh
I trust you jet neptune, please donโt embarrass me
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Yeah I remember being legit suprised that season 2 was less than 6 months after S1. They would benefit from taking a year off and coming back with everything be tip top.
>>212141985california 1 million is fishbucks
>shivew me timbews
This phrase will live rent free in jets mind for the rest of his life. Imagine getting mogged by a literal retard
>>212141990Holy BBC baitโฆ
>>212142056>Season 7>YOU'RE TRYING TO BE DANIEL RIGHT NOW
>>212142050taking a year off wouldn't mean the show gets better, it just means a year without content
>>212142056lmao is that what he said?
>>212142056>the fat guy is mad at meKek even the cast is noticing how terrible he looks these days
>>212141989Big sis has booba
>>212141992>SHE WAS 17 YEARS 11 MONTHS AND 29 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>212141968Now THAT'S an asian lady I would bang the shit out of
Like BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP LAP
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
OH NO I I I I I I'M GONNA I'M GONNA
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
INSIDE OF HER
AND YOU'RE GONNA ABORT THE HAPA BABY
>>212142026>H is probably better than most shit in lifeI miss opiates so bad bros
>>212141990she's so perfect!
>>212142092then go kill yourself and save us from the shitposts
>shivew me timbews
last time jet was shit tested like that he ended up handcuffing and fucking the culprit. kinda worried for danny boy
>>212140527The most fucked thing now is that Freddy and Direnรง's twins is now technically co owned by The Wiggers,so while it's not optimal that they have to be raised by Freddy on his lonesome,it's going to be even worse now that the /French/ siblings are basically slaves to Sam, Nick,Chris and Ben's Whims
ellie facemogs her sister
>>212142056>>212142081Clip of this exchange?
>>212142050Jet can't go a year without doing it. He needs fishtank to get a fresh supply of e-girl puss every 6 months.
>>212142027Ellieโs sister is tall as fuck and busty
>>212142056> Jet bitches out of boxing drunk Daniel on that night when Daniel wanted it>spends the whole day after spamming TTS for Daniel to ring the bell on him>Daniel doesn't take the bait>Jet is currently rigging next elimination to be Daniel>Show is shut downDaniel W
>>212142075Nah it would give them plenty of time to get a proper location, permits, and actually thought out challenges and ways to fuck with the fish. Like seriously give each production wigger a notebook and have them brainstorm shit out or write down shit to look for
>>212142121no, it wouldn't
>>212142103Direnc is borderline infertile because of pcos, she hasn't had her period in 3 months and she may never have one again for the rest of her life
>>212140527>American Dude Lodge Season 3: Scott Sullivan's Little AquariumWas Fucking Kino terrible list
>>212142101You first faggot
>>212142075If this had been the first season since bloodgames it would be considered legendary even with its faults. Everyone is burnt out on โcontentโ.
>>212142106She does, her sister has the tayleigh mouth filtrum thing going on
>>212142107https://x.com/WagieSupreme/status/1937743123238490486?t=RAi3zwITKZTGiflRzm2zrg&s=09
>>212142121you have way too much faith in the wiggers
>>212142106Black soulless eyes. Kinda like an insect
>>212141968This woman is why Ellie is an edgelord without any direction in her life. Imagine being compared to her, ever. Grim stuff
So theyโre travelling and setting up in a new place right
Idubbzian nu-sincerity > wiggerdom ironic retardism < Christo-orthodox crucible beast spiritualism < Wendigoonian Amdox Joe Rohan conformity
>>212142121to get to that point you need to cure jet of his bone idle concept of synchronicity
>>212142012you need to consider the compounding effect
he has a wisp. its probably always made him shy. if youre too shy you dont interact with people enough. social skills are skills. you need to use them to make them better. thats the reality of at least a decade of shyness. there is a 100% chance that the closest hes ever been to a girl is the super bed
>>212142146Or...becuase she's 18. It's normal to be a directionless edgelord at that age.
>>212142131Is Scott the host or is Jon. Or did Jon die in this timeline
>>212142146Nah because sheโs 18
>>212142150Freddy's earnest drunken radical centrism > all that crap
>>212142164What about when you're in your late 20s
>>212142163Betty guppies are so funny hehe haha
>>212142149Theyre taking 3 days to decompress then they'll figure out next steps
>>212141403Hey, between the Polson gang and the Sons of Sam stalking them thoughout the trip gave us enough usable footage to piece together what happened in between the town time. Big ups for who ever thought dressing Jamie Kennedy up as Robert E Lee and Asmongold as William Sherman to have them wrestle was a good idea.
I donโt understand how you think I could ever get trolled by a retard that went on the retard bus who canโt draw a face, write or ties his laces
>>212142149today was a vibe repair day
>>212141436>>212141403Hey, between the Polson gang and the Sons of Sam stalking them thoughout the trip gave us enough usable footage to piece together what happened in between the town time. Big ups for who ever thought dressing Jamie Kennedy up as Robert E Lee and Asmongold as William Sherman to have them wrestle was a good idea.
>>212142193youre lucky we just hit image limit goodson
>>212142149they're taking the fish to clubs and getting fucked up
>>212142193We've all been trolled by a retard that went on the retard bus who canโt draw a face, write or tie his laces this season
>>212142179Edgelord in late 20's is fine if you know how to read the room and not be a cringe faggot at innapropriate times. Directionless in late 20's is legit bad though, but plenty of people still turn it around but it's harder the longer you let that shit go on for.
Ellie kind of has narcissism. Finds her dads penis pump and makes a big deal out of how it effects HER emotions when a normal person would feel shame or pity and just say a prayer that they get better. Any genuine emotional reaction would make someone too ashamed to share about it, so itโs almost like the IDEA that it could be shameful or embarrassing to her is the real problem. Thatโs why she had to get out ahead and shame/guilt him for it. Thatโs genuinely kind of spooky behavior
>>212142264She also wants to get attention online by posting it
>>212142264theres a good chance most of what she is saying is made up
>>212142131Idk man the gimmick of having only highschool aged boys around 13-17 year olds as contestants was a little sus. Professor Greg and Dean Aryeh genuinely trying to argue how to give the boys an proper education on "conch island" was funny though. The lord's of the fly theme was too forced but at least they had a no shirtless rule.
>>212142264her father has multiple families, theres not much love there Im thinking
>>212141024What the FUCK were they thinking with bringing John Hinckley Jr. in only for Production!Aryeh to constantly harass him about ASSASINS and serenading him with "unworthy of your love" until John passed out from exhaustion and died on the spot?
>>212142264That doesn't sound like Narcissism. Narcissism isn't just "me me me," but an identity constructed to conceal a weak ego. Of the fish this season, two different versions of that are Rachel and Freddy, "bad things always happen to me, I don't know why" and "I can't give up drinking, it's who I am."