Thread 212144528

Lenard Edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- The Season 2 house has been closed
-- 24 hours has passed since we've been live
-- House 2 was condemned
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)


>Watch here
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.fishtank.live/archive

Previous: >>212140475

mfw random nerds online never forgive and never forget

Sex with Eleanor Moon.

ellie fucks niggers

I miss Direnc

"You look lonely, I can fix that."

>>212144507
She doesn't have an online presence now does she? All I see is from years ago. If someone has access to Ellie's insta can they look in their followed list? I need more Gigi

Why is Sam such a faggot about 666 and satan and shit?

>>212144236
>>212144526
Mega64 did that with Rocco for like 7 full days and called it "The Room" but it was just audio torture and sleep deprivation shit and doing stuff that he hates, no hot coal or boiling milk torture.

It is the most successful project they've done in years. Currently have plans to do it to Shawn next.

Marriage with Eleanor Moon

>>212144607
Not that we know of all the stuff online is years old

>>212144616
He's rolled religion into his grift for some reason

>>212144421
How is it revisionism if you guys are acting like scored simps or incels upset she is a women with an active sex life, she was clearly just having fun with ChickenAndy and it wasn't that serious.

What if they're all dead

I tried choc on the rock and its actually pretty good

Watermellie

>>212144616
He’s dying, some people become really religious and paranoid about that stuff once they’re dying.

>>212144616
The show fell apart when they started doing voodoo and bringing in witches. Sam was right.

>>212144626
Fuck. Wish she was as active as the mother.

good morning /ftl/
i am enjoying this break in the tank especially it being over the weekend
it gives my brain some time off and i can focus on some other things, and im sure this is doubly so for the wiggas and fish who will come back stronger than ever before in a day or 2
anyway enjoy your sunday

>>212144613
Is something going on with him?

>Fishtank Live
>No fish
>No tank
>Not live

>>212144159
>niggerhell ending
>RV

Why would this be the worst ending?
A RV stream with Letty would be great!

>>212144650
He doesn't look healthy that's for sure should go back to cigars at the least

did ellies sister get plastic surgery or is she natural

>>212144622
What is the context of this?

>>212144607
>simping ended for ellie, now gigi is my best e-girl

good morning pedophiles

>>212144607
Is that her mother. She sounds awesome desu

>>212144668
RV Streaming is not Fishtank

>>212144680
90 day fiance

>>212144604
Too soon.

Good Ending:
>they find another location and we get the full fishtank

Bad Ending:
>some kind of compromise, RV, LARP season

NiggerHell Ending:
>they fully cancel the show because jet realizes everyone unironically thinks hes a faggot

/ftl/ has been significantly better since the show was killed

>>212144687
*fredophiles

>>212144676
>>212144650
I remember in some older video he got mad at his doc for trying to talk him out of TRT.

>>212144668
Problem is, that's just not fishtank.

Let's have 90 Day Fiance watchparties

>>212144637
Why the fuck shouldn't people make fun of her for publicly embarrasing herself for a lowlife on the Internet? Why are lettyfags so soft?
>not that serious
She literally wanted to date him and he rejected her. She wanted to date ANOTHER alcoholic woman abuser kek

>>212144694
its her half sister (same korean mom, ellie has a viet dad, sister has a white dad)

Letty wants to be a whore but doesn't want to be called one. When Seth said "she isn't a whore" she had such a look of relief. And thanked him.

>>212144694
that's her half sister gigi angelini moon

>>212144677
We didn't find anything in her medical records, she's all natural

>>212144661
He just finished his week long prison stream in a comfy warehouse where no one can fuck with him.

>>212144726
That's every whore

>>212144616
you seen the newest sam hyde show episode? he literally said "dont watch soul annihilating garbage, when you take pleasure in someone else's misery, its not a healthy genre of video to watch". like a redo of the artist guys tweet. how can he say that with a straight face?

During the downtime, why don't they just put them all in one hotel room and stream from a phone like they did on the Vegas trip?

How would you torture Jet Neptune? Me? Rusty hacksaw covered in salt.

>>212144744
he doesn't watch fishtank

>>212144727
Mother has sex slave genes. Ellie said her mother used to fuck in front of her. That's fucking wild.

>>212144715
Good ending:
>Sam attaches a gopro on his wrists and we get live "Sam's fist cam" as he beats Goran to death.

>>212144682
nah ellie does nothing for me. im a hag lover.

>>212144749
People complained about how scuffed the RV arc was so they aren't doing anything like it again.

Ellie's sister is a goddess holy shit, their mom has to have insane genetics

>>212144749
because they're sight seeing, going to clubs, and then sleeping half the day in the mansion. also they probably don't want to do drugs on stream.

>>212144723
She did not want to date him, she was just fucking around with him like she does with retards. If anything he was chasing her, he invited her to Thailand.
Letty always got a separate room and I don't think her hooking up with her drunk really counts when they are partying everything stuff like that happens.
It was a bit embarrassing sure but whats more embarrassing is how hard you guys are seething over it

>>212144749
what is the point? so the retarded fans can complain about nontent? just let them focus on setting up the new location who cares about listening to aryeh talk about spongebob whilst ellie stares into space

>>212144749
Because the hotel would get doxxed immediately and they would get kicked out

So how come chuds have finally realized that Sam Hyde is an unfunny pedophile?

>>212144765
I want the liverking ending.

>>212144479
The problem is your “joke” theory makes too much sense actually now I think you’re probably an insider posting this shit ITT now poisoning the well for probable deniability later on. I mean will police chase and harass an amateur production crew across states over frivolous reports from redditors. And eviction notice within hours of going live in the basement? Ice also literally had a competing production starting shortly after season 4 went live

Posted gains for visibility because the thread ended

>>212144765
the best ending would be:
>stream comes on
>they're in a boxing ring
>jet apologizes for fucking it up
>bare-knuckle boxing with sam in full jason goldstriker persona
>they split the money evenly among all fish
>bam buys fishtank at a premium, s5 and BG2 confirmed at castle bam

>>212144768
the issue wasn't that it was scuffed. the issue was that it was boring.

>>212144726
Who is Seth?

>>212144757
he promotes it and hosts the show thoughbeit, that's not an excuse

>>212144776
You need help

Has Ellie been PLAPPED by Jet Neptune yet?

>>212144786
still trying to force this channing?
unironically kys

>>212144798
he advised you not watch it because it's trash. what more do you want?

>>212144810
The only question is how many times.

POST S4 AI SLOPPA ARYEH EDITS

>>212144813
still pretending "channing" is real?

>>212144726
She wants to be treated like a whore but only in the bedroom the rest of the time she wants to larp as a feminist

>>212144729
thats crazy, smokeshow

>>212144776
LMAOOOOO

If the youtube stream isn't up this morning, the show is dead. Everyone can feel the mass amount of lost momentum by now.

>>212144568
pet letty

>>212144810
Ideally she's on a plane home after her entire family got leaked today

Jet appears naked with wakizashi says

>FORGIVE ME FOR BEING NONTENT

and commits seppuku in front of us as Sam cuts off his head

>>212144807
I think they are ragebaiting anon

>>212144841
link
I want to masturbate to her entire family

>>212144749
because the entire vegas trip wasn't worth filming & they know that now

>>212144717
>casually stealing pills dressed as a nurse
Fred rules

>>212144744
Why would I watch "politically opinionated sheltered rich guy spews his retarded opinions without opposition or pushback show no. 9001"?

It was already obvious during the YT streams, that Sam's dream was The Sam Hyde Show. A pre-recorded soapbox show, where he can recite his 100% based and correct opinions while a chorus of three-four yes-men agree to everything he says.

>>212144776
im friends with david and him and letty really did want to date, they did a bunch of scripted drama content like the pregancy scare and the hooker thing.

but david's ex got back in the mix and he likes her more than letty. he thinks letty isn't hot and is mostly into emos and blonde girls. letty didn't care too much because she wasn't terribly into him either and just wanted someone to fuck while she was traveling around with ice and co. they're on good terms still.

>>212144759
I wonder how and why her mom ended up that way. I guess genetics but the rest of the family seem ok.

>>212144856
That’s not trad bro Sam Hyde is a Christian now he works with Jay Dyer

>>212144841
Salsa

>>212144862
yeah it was

Jet should sell his 20% to Ice Poseidon

>>212144568
She pimped out Abi to Jet, I will never forgive her

>>212144680

- Aryeh opened the front door and tried to push Daniel out because he stole Aryeh's fishbucks while Daniel was schizophrenic.
- Goldshlager brought Freddy into B1, offered him fishbucks if he could eliminate Aryeh by pushing him out the front door.
- Freddy tried and failed, Aryeh was screaming "I can't breathe, I can't breathe". Freddy said he felt bad and let go.

Alan Resnick's career with Adult Swim died for Sam Hyde
And for that I do not forgive

>>212144856
I didn't save any of their socials, I was more so talking about all their addresses and phone numbers that got leaked

>>212144829
thats quite literally 95% of women

The only way to save the show is to stream the view from an FPV drone as it chases Jet through an open field with an explosive payload

>>212144891
she'd already been with jet, albeit, that was just round two

>>212144828
I get it, Sam swapping you for a younger woman was deeply hurtful to you
you have to let it go

>>212144877
Because she is simply attractive with mental health issues. Thank god her daughters only inherited the looks.

PACKED SHADI'S SHIT SO TIGHT, SHE PUSHED OUT A PEARL

>>212144613
Cx x FTL Retard Reward Starpower!

>>212144876
>him and letty really did want to date
>she wasn't terribly into him either and just wanted someone to fuck
>he thinks letty isn't hot
>they're on good terms still
what the fuck are you even saying?

>tfw you will never ever join the gigicord
grim

>>212144912
>mental health issues
>her daughters only inherited the looks

>>212144876
Why is ChickenAndy banned on TTS then?

>>212144966
he pumped and dumped letty

I wonder what Ellie thinks of this movie

an actual real lawyer would go a long way here

Any updates? I stopped paying attention after they cut the feed, I know Jet said he's gonna give a statement but I assume he did not

Ninacord running crazy damage control the moment Letty gets her phone back.
Makes you think

>>212144944
dating for drunk retards is just shacking up together and fucking for a few months bro these people are not stable.

in very clear terms: they wanted to date in an unserious manner but it didnt work out on dave's end and letty isn't heartbroken over it either.

What are the odds that this is it?
(I had planned my summer around fishtank.)

Why was the s2 house condemned? They didn't fix it up?

>>212144988
Nina has a new boyfriend every 3 months

>>212144985
Uhhhh outta my EAR dude

>>212144981
They definitely seem like they are well off based on all the Instagram stories

>>212144881
anti-semetic, greedy, prideful, polygamous, Christian Sam Hyde

>>212144727
Is this the sister Ellie lives with?

Holy fuck

>>212144994
for all intents and purposes it's basically over

the Ellie/Gracie/UFC connection

>>212145015
sounds about right in their circle. who gives a shit.

>>212144994
>I had planned my summer around fishtank.
That's sad as fuck.

this is quickly becoming a /bant/ thread

>>212144994
they will find a caravan park or something and drag this dogshit out another 3 weeks

>>212145014
I read it was something to do with having people living the in the basement with only one exit that was via the house, no separate exit

>>212145020
Yes

For all my Little Rock niggas that know me best
I feel like me and Nina might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous
I made that bitch famous

>>212144994
That sounds pathetic bur ngl same

>>212144994
1:1

>>212144776
Here, just for you, faggot:
https://kick.com/kimmee/videos/bccba2ab-fa35-4d6e-bb0d-412505c8f9cd
At 04:11:25
>"Look, we had romantic feelings for each other, which actually it's more embarrasing to admit than 'I just wanted sex' because I'm like 'Wait, I actually like Chicken Andy...?'"
She fell for ANOTHER alcoholic woman abuser and HE rejected her kek

>>212144994
You should kill yourself.

>>212145014
Ice Poseidon and the Kick mafia called it in

>>212145024
Gigi was wasted on a Gracie fag, it should've been me

>Get a warehouse
>Build one room inside the warehouse for the contestants
>Restart the season
>Keep building and revealing new rooms while the season is going
Could this be possible?

>>212145052
Letty BTFO

sammy

>>212145024
Don’t post children here creep

>>212145062
Really doubt you are better catch than JiuJitsu master white chad

>>212145037
That would work if they get booze and the stream is watchable, (neither will be the case)

>>212145052
What is her problem lol

Could really go for some choc on the rocks rn

>>212145081
It requires effort so no.

>>212144655
hmm I wonder why it's falling apart. maybe God is finally judging Sam. more to come.

Jet Neptune is such a cool name for a genius filmmaker

>>212145081
Why not build an elaborate cube?

>>212145101
>if they get booze and the stream is watchable
they're going to kick daniel, that only leaves 1 funny drunk freddy

>>212145014
They didn't declare the house a jewish temple so mattresses in the basement means they now need an emergency exit.

House 2 basement will resemble House 1 basement if they decide to get the work done.

someone post that sam hyde marky meme that was posted a few threads ago I need to save it

She's hot and I want to have nasty ddlg roleplay sex with her but after watching about 30 minutes of her stream last night I think she might be actually retarded.

>Ellie has an uncle that's married to a black lady and she has blasian cousins
uh oh. hope they dont see her audition tape.

>>212145093
I could fuck him up, literally all you have to do to fuck up a JJ is to not lay down with them, they're helpless if you stand up

>>212145052
How does he do it?

Damn, we really gonna have no Ellie when the Season comes back huh.

>my dream of fishtank returning to the soulful Season 2 house
>shattered by a bunch of fucking disgusting leftard redditor faggots
>forever

>>212145115
His dad manifested this. Jet owes him everything

>>212145092
>anything creepy about that
kys for even thinking that freak

>>212145115
that's not his name anymorer

Let's use this downtime to take stock of what Fishtank has given us so far.

>>212145024
>323 weeks ago
Is that Ellie on the bottom right???

>>212145139
For her sake I hope so

>>212145052
Holy shit the kick site is so fucking annoying to use, even getting to 4:11 was a struggle.

>>212145129
I’m flying out to her place and I’ll have everything running smoothly for her next stream

>>212145081
They don't have deep pockets, and that's fucking stupid. Never have any idea ever again.

cubeTANK

>>212145176
ellie is the small boy in the middle celebrating his 3rd birthday

>>212145170
Man, imagine if Anisa's wife somehow grew his balls back for one last time and somehow manages to clown on Sam when he's down.

>>212145176
Yes

>>212145176
Looks younger than a 12yo to me. I'm entirely unsure though.

>>212145052
You're obsessed and it's sad. I watch Letty because she's funny and great at creating content and pushing peoples buttons. You guys cant decide if you are try to slut shame her or say she has bad taste in men, in the clip she says she liked him. If she wanted more with him, even if he's a asshole does that make her a whore for sleeping with him? No. Make up your mind.

>>212145090
Sucks he destroyed himself for the irony. He wasnr bad looking.

>>212145052
>>212145138
lmao chicken the absolute chad

>>212145140
they're very unfriendly and nasty even.

>>212145052
kimmee's looking rough

>>212145042
Is Cole the best overall musician and music producer of all the fish? He can actually master and balance his own tracks unlike Claire. Maybe they actually do need each other.
This is what Cole will look like when he’s old btw

>>212145024
>ghostbusters
do young kids still like that movie?

>>212144723
>Why the fuck shouldn't people make fun of her for publicly embarrasing herself
Becsuse she isnt important enough yo care about

>>212145140
I'm a leftist and I find sam occasionally funny, and I like fishtank. I just don't share his views but can still laugh.

>>212145223
Wasn't there a couple of new ones that made it relevant to them

>>212145184
It's not just that. It's how she drank from that cup like she was a caveman using a straw for the first time and how she almost broke down into tears multiple times. Maybe she was just playing up the autism shit though idk.

>>212145138
he also cucked onlyusemeblade.

>>212145209
I will never ever understand why Sam went ogremaxxing when he actually was pretty good looking. He looks like jewish bodybuilder now

I don’t know how anyone can stand listening to Nina speak. Dicking her down is the only reason I’d ever put up with her voice.

>>212145228
She clearly is because these retards wont stop doing it, and shes important enough to defend also

>>212144641
lmao anon that is very cute of you

>>212145140
They’re heroes and awesome

How we sleeping bros.

The past two days Ive had incredible sleep.

My obsession is almost out of the door now

>>212144785
Mdefans are fucking miserable faggots

>>212145252
stupid cancerfaggot. get cancer and die.

>>212145209
twink death

>>212145182
... you literally just drag the shit in the play bar to the time, like any other site what do you mean, are you fucking retarded

>>212145220
she still looks alright from some angles and not as bad as she did shortly after the procedure, but she got a turkish nose job (her nose was literally perfection before)

>>212145202
She is a whore. She's coping with the romantic bs. They just wanted to fuck and she tried hiding that fact as too keep appearances because she's told her simps she doesn't do hookups which she clearly does.

>>212145245
Waaaitt what do you mean anonnn, she likeee speaks normallyyyyy

>>212145138
Scuffed Anakin has slain over 200 women with his tumor cock

>>212145042
did he release a new song?

>>212145264
It's less of a twink death and more years of steroids abuse

>>212145138
What this >>212145273 anon said. Unironically.

Chicken Anakin always wins.

>>212145267
She wasn't going to fuck you anyway dude.

>kiwifarms have posted Ellie's complete dox and are now discussing her sisters dating history

she's getting the full grifter experience and she hasn't even started yet lmao

>>212145264
>she got a turkish nose job (her nose was literally perfection before)
Incredibly retarded decision by her but she has diagnosed BPD so it isn't that surprising.

>>212145269
Read that in her retarded nasally voice

Letty is a virgin.

be nice to Letty
or else

>>212145287
No one cares.

>>212145287
her aspirations are incredibly achievable

>>212144884
Real talk, do zoomers not have chads any more? If a girl like this was in school with me i know the football players would be all over her

>>212145287
>kiwifarms have posted Ellie's complete dox
most of what they posted were /ftl/ screenshots

>>212145267
I believe Letty she fucks guys for romance and girls for fun. So a normal woman

>>212145285
Not an argument and I'm not a Lettycel. I always new she was a whore. Her simps can keep being mentally ill delusional faggots for all I care.

>>212144528 (OP)
Ellie is an attractive girl from a wealthy family and she ended up here

>>212145316
Almost a third of zoomer men have ED

>>212145202
letty should be shamed for being a hypocrite that hasnt learned her lesson after 2 abusive relationships. It's pathetic, especially given how high she thinks of herself. You are the one talking about her being a whore.

>>212145324
My point proven

>>212145245
Another issue is that her tits are her only good asset. So to look at her tits, her face has to be looking at you, and that square motherfucker and wonky eyes would take me right out of any sexual attraction. She is slowly gaining a bunch of weight on her midriff too, which was her only other thing that was ok. And as you said, the Red Scare voice makes me have a visceral aggressive mood, instantly.

>>212145331
How much do you think she hates her dad?

>>212145302
Yeah, virgin on a STD diagnosis

>>212145316
Yes. At my high school, all the football chads were all over the Asian women. Football chads love Asian women. You are definitely not disconnected from reality.

>>212144607
that's what i think, her big career and dynamic lifestyle was a few years ago and now she is "silent" or whatever you can name it, now she has good house, kids and memories and ellie has to work on her own life

>>212145304
Her pussy looks like this.

>>212145338
She likes the abuse anon, like all women.

>>212145321
You're a retard then for believing her.
>>212145338
She has a type and that will never change. Her simps are the only ones who truly think she means what she says about the whole finding a good man and settling down.

>>212145282
idk how he hasn't dropped yet

>>212145297
On one hand, Ice has claimed he was the one who convinced her she needed one.

But she is also mentally ill, and has said multiple times it was *her* idea.

But whoever's idea it was, it seems to be pretty much fact that *she* was the one who likely got memed into getting a shitty Turkish one through instagram, by those meme Turkey shilling accounts.

While Ice, contrary to his normal Jewish nature, was actually willing to get her a super expensive Miami nose job. But she insisted on Turkish.

idc if she's a stacy grifter. I'd still let her fart in my mouth and huff it like galaxy gas.

Worst fish of all time
1. Ellie
2. Ian
3. Meg
4. La'Ron
5. Payton
6. Mauro

>>212145348
Everything Letty does is fake and for her stream. She is a good woman. Stop lying.

>>212145115
Jet Goodson is such a shit name for an internet scammer

>>212145129
The age regression may not actually be a meme.
She's hot as fuck tho, wish she'd respond to my DMs. Guess I gotta send her some gay beach shit first.

>>212145383
Letty is a bad person who brings the worst out in those around her.

>>212145170
>stock
Its stox. There are NO stocks. There is monetary gain from the stox it is just a game

>>212145331
Her Dad starting a new family in Hawaii must of done a number on her

>I HATE fat and ugly people EVEN DOE I spend considerable effort to look as fat and ugly as possible
>Simmons is a pedo EVEN DOE I fucked a 16 year old girl when I was 29
>You are retarded to think I will allow free speech on a project I spent hundred of thousands of dollars on EVEN DOE adult swim kicking me for being an overt nazi is clear proof of a Jewish conspiracy
>Hasbullah is an ugly fucking freak and you are retarded if you find him entertaining EVEN DOE ricky berwick is perfectly fine
>Artist guys please do not fall into the trap of putting out ugliness into the world EVEN DOE I run a vomit shit and piss rape show
Is Sam Hyde the least self-aware person alive?

Even if the cams come back on, I bet it'll come with a huge fumble like Freddy got bored and walked or some shit like that. This season got cooked. Jin getting the sack that early was an omen.

Letty could just be with me and I would treat her right. Has anyone told her this?

>>212145406
>Letty is a bad person who brings the worst out in those around her.

Claire you're never going to be called back for another season if you keep talking bad about Letty

>>212145248
Just because retards do it doesnt make it important

when will the cams go up? when will the show come back, they said it will be back

Honestly it makes me sick that the wiggers have room temperature IQ and and they're still infinitely more wealthy and successful than me.

If Jet didn't conspicuously waste his profits on designer streetwear and shoes I'd be more inclined to help the wiggers in this time of need.

Ellie’s mother was a little slut when she was younger and fucked around with gangs, Gigis dad was a Greek/italian gang member she had a fling with.

https://youtu.be/YbiQMu7-BbQ

>>212145406
This is obviously true. However, I find solace in the idea that Letty is a kind hearted, redpilled woman. I will continue to live in my delusions. I will never wake up. Reality scares me, and I do not want to accept that Letty is human poison that should be avoided at all costs, simply because she said "Jews are not white". I am too far gone.

>>212145115
>>212145385
>change your name to "Jet Max(ley) GoodSon" as an orphan who resents and hates his father and parents
>this is a fucking Simpsons gag at best and incredibly worrying "ironic to deflect" but not actually ironic weirdo batshit insane daddy issues shit at worst
>call your birth name an embarrassing "fake cool guy name" that is your IDIOT CRACKHEAD FATHER'S fault
>get a job running a reality show
>use your birth name as your stage name because your current real legal name is gay as fuck
imagine I'm posting the screenshot of hack blastard saying "I fuck up everything"

if you could gas any fish's simps with the press of a button who would it be?
for me its angie nonces and its not even close

>>212145439
Jet has millions of dollars
Its advantageous for them to believe the show is in the red

>>212145415
He said he'd never have a midget on the show because it's freakish shit he couldn't look at in response to a TTS and then a few days later he brings the cripple on, it's insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JksvlAJwBZY

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>212145362
To be fair my school was like 40% white and had a hugd viet population so nobody gave a shit about race. She is hot and would be invited to the woods parties we had every week.

I like Letty in the context of fishtank and I ultimately don't care that she's both a slut and a snake, but you're delusional if you think she's not those things.

I thought we all agreed she was a turbo cunt after what she did to TJ? Or did the TJ self inserter's attempts at retconning that work?

https://youtu.be/1CTced9CMMk?si=9Q9ot9oKRogbg9Lf
I just made the connection that Ellie’s sister is the girl at 1:27 acting with Thanos from Squid Games/T.O.P. from Big Bang royalty (kings of Kpop). She awakened something in me in 2016 for my first year listening to K-Pop

I need a good screencap of direnc's face pls

>>212145458
Elliepedos, easy.
It's gonna get real bad soon.

>>212145453
Isn’t she also a Ukrainian Jew?

>>212145415
Wait, Sam actually wanted to be fat and ugly?

>>212145481
yes, and you just didn't pick it up from the fact she credits it on her Twitch page?

>>212145458
reading princess a bedtime story then groping her after she's fast asleep

Stopped watching after Act I ended. Anything cool happen?

>>212145481
She's in alot of the K-pop videos and some mobile game ads

>>212145490
Listen buddy, you're not going to get anywhere with me. I'm a goner.

>>212145472
arent you a trust fund kid Sam? I figured your school wouldve been 100% white

>>212145499
Only ellie tummy. Everything else sucked ass.

>>212145415
sam needs a woman in his life that will make him aware of all his bs

>>212145222
Clole >>>> cleej

>If you want to see your little Ellie again... Then you have to go through me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT_4gnByn7M&t=7s

>>212145481
>>212145508
What a fucking small world man. I remember korean videos (i watch a lot of kpop) where they describe her as "western body with korean face."

>>212145472
The USA has fallen. They will not be retvrning to Europa.

what went so wrong ?

>>212145495
he looks good rn though he lost weight, wait he hasn't been working out? hmm, what's really going on with sammy

Any update since the tweet that explained everything?

>>212145516
Forgot to change my name after my gay little stox joke. I do live in close area to him but my city is notorious for gang violence

>cams come back on
>it's a spaceship interior
>8 new fish
>season 5 starts now

>>212145519
Maybe they are meant to be after all...

>>212145499
Jet invented a method of taking "shifts" so that he could have a 1 hour date with Ellie.

Ellie simps are going to be unbearable in the offseason. You can tell they're the same breed as the Josie/Tayleigh/Binxfags. Angelina sucks at streaming and is already down to 100 viewers so she'll probably drop off the map fast.

>>212145497
Uh, based?

>>212145537
The number drop cannot be accounted for

someone link me the jetneptroon site which has his r9k stuff i cannot find the site

A scene from Jet Neptunes new rape dungeon

>>212145287
That's fucked up they doxxed a 18 yo girl and her entire family.

Not even Tayleigh and Cockbuddy got that treatment.

>>212145536
Brother i was in highschool 20 years ago, i cant imagine wtf that school looks like now.

>>212145548
>8 new fish
I would kneel

>>212145576
Goodbye, USA.

>>212145557
Why would you know or care about what goes on in the offseason?

>>212145551
channing is too far gone, he needs so other chickie, one he respects and doesn't treat like shit

>cams come back on
>its the s3 house
>cast is freddy, vance, letty, alex b, burt and fatty
>ellie is working production
>ball brothers for 2 hours a day

>>212145575
Don't hire girls under 21 then? I mean it's pretty stupid. And she was a last minute pick too, so you KNOW why Jet hired her.

If you're even remotely serious about being online, keep your shit on lock. This whole Ellie/her sister/her mother situation is just more proof that you ought to have serious opsec if you wanna be in the tank. Fake name, preferably change up your appearance a bit beforehand too.

>>212145338
You're more obsessed with her than the supposed "simps". I've seen you in several threads.

You're not even suer what you want or where you're going with this apparently too. It's crazy. Drop in to one of her streams when she starts again. It's wholesome content.

Sex with Angelica

How are we finding Act 2 so far? Personally, it's been kinda boring but I'm optimistic to see where it goes.

>>212145575
They were sending fishtank clips to her school/teachers, absolutely brutal

>>212145592
Sounds horrible.

when is the show coming back???? they told us i'd be back

>>212145611
There hasn't even been an Act 2, a day of "make content" basement is not a show.

>>212145557
>Binx and Mizzy having simps

No one cares about the ancient season 3 hoes.

>>212145542
Prostate cancer

>>212145548
>music is just that sort of mid string of songs joji did with the space saga trailers, and the trailers play on the fake space window whenever they play, and they play based on donations, and aryeh always has something to explain about them when they finish or while they're playing

>>212145551
Channing just got married a few months ago

>>212145544
No update required. Everything already explained.

>>212145222
That nigga's strike you down video sounded A.I. generated what the fuck are you talking about

>>212145598
They found out Ellie has a 2nd Instagram account with like 300 posts in her real name but its private luckily

>>212145605
she's a little brat she would drive you crazy

>>212145633
is that a fact or just a joke

>>212145621
The show's dead.

>>212145571
jetneptune.com
jetneptroon.com

>>212145605
>She has fuckboys in her friend group.
blackpilled again, bros.

>>212145551
funny, Sam clearly has a type, Channing and Marky draw a clear picture
it's the switch that made Channing scorned for life

Angelina my beloved...

you and who?

>>212145658
Nothing has been made public yet but knowers know

>>212145611
I just hope they come back strong and not in an RV

>>212145634
They should just hire Aryeh to live in the walls and play an AI

https://youtu.be/-W5ax4Rr1BQ

4:30

Jet confirmed having a thing for Asian chicks

#SaveEllie

>>212145635
oh no sam needs to find another wife now that will whip him into shape

>>212145611
The whole legal issues swatting bit was funny at first but it's becoming stale. I don't really get this type of drawn out humor

Sam tried to retvrn to Europa, but Marky's poop nugget stopped him. Marky poop nugget is the reason the white race is gone.

>>212145644
Pretty sure he records everything and that’s definitely his voice. He can play drums and guitar

>>212145655
i bet 150 of them are her feet and the other 150 are her in a g-string.

>>212145635
not to her first option
women drop their husbands and kids to be with the "love of their life", but the loves of their lives rarely show up
if Sam wanted and made an earnest effort, Channing would drop everything to be with him

>>212145680
>COMPUTER I ORDER YOU TO FABRICATE ME A BEER! NOW!
>I'm afraid I can't do that, Fred.

>>212145659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCn3LYqCnrk&list=RDnCn3LYqCnrk&start_radio=1

>>212145699
Then it sounds like absolute shit.

>>212145605
Angie is so much better than ellie it’s crazy. Ellie has her model tier genetics but Angie is way more attainable I actually think we looksmatch. Ppl also say she’s fake but that’s unfounded. I honestly just think she’s dorky and doesn’t pay attention so it just comes off that way. Ellie has been completely exposed and even outright admitted to wanting to be a grifter from the beginning

>>212145669
Péter Magyar.

s4 act 2 mogs s3.

Now that season 4 failed and ended, what did the colored stripes mean?

>>212145680
>They should just hire Aryeh to live in the walls and play an AI
Unironically Season 3's gimmick of computer (or was it season 2, it was such a failed bit I don't remember) would have done much better had it been Arye typing because his inability to not sound like a computer.

>>212145605
incredible pitpussy

Ellie deserves happiness and BWC

>>212145686
Bro, we've known this since S1.

>Shivew me timbews I guess the fat guy has an issue wif me
Respond to this without sounding mad

>>212145644
you are retarded

Watching a little bit of Angelina last night reminded me of why Tayleigh is pretty much the only streamer I can stomach. Sitting in silence building legos. Not answering chat questions at all. Saying the chat "scares her". Tearing up because someone called her monkey girl.

>>212145601
It's funny that you keep saying that you don't care but try to defend Letty's honor every chance you get. You shared your headcanons only for me to show you Letty herself refute them kek

>>212145738
You could fuck either Angie or Ellie for like 3 bucks. There's no need to write out this inane tangent, you demented simp nigger. You're more deranged than the josiepedos and gaytriots.

Mints is shit at his job. He never added Ricky or Bam as freeloaders on the site or included Letty's picture.

Sam you really gotta rethink your life if this is your target audience.

>>212145769
...and ermmmm... yikes... mmmmm prrrrrr the retarded... hhhhhhh guy has a problem with me!

>>212145758
It's so good.

>>212145680
"I'm sorry, Dan, I'm afraid I can't do that." - ARY 9000

>>212145762
She can have any BWC she wants

>>212145754
Arye is dumb as bricks, but he sounds like Data waxing poetic about cartoons.

>>212145769
>The retarded guy's got an issue with me :)

>>212145781
Which makes me being correct all the more embarrassing for him.

Imagine Gigi teaching Ellie how to suck a BBC, and then bringing in 20 more BBC's for a gangbang bukkake afterwards. Imagine their faces plastered with BBC sperm.

>>212145665
sams mysterious type is actually bigger girls, that's why marky wasn't even good enough and he didn't keep her around and cheated on her

>>212144616
He is only able to care about the vapid and superficial nature of things and not what lies underneath.

>>212145709
kek

>>212145782
Your obese body is rotting and leaking ooze

>>212145601
>Drop in to one of her streams when she starts again. It's wholesome content.
When I dropped in on Letty's streams after TJ left she was drunk and high on drugs spitting on people or dancing like a slut in bars. I tuned out after that.

casesummer won

>>212145820
didn't expect a mizzy cope

>>212145813
Why are you trans?

>>212145813
I’m not going to do that, anon

>>212145679
knowers? who? why tf would sam be doing anything right now ifhe had prostate cancer

>>212145659
>>212145712
Truly wrapped in plastic. Twin Peaks is actually a good metaphor for Fishtank. Jet pretty much only cares for the monetary aspect, appearing on camera, and getting girls to fuck. He specifically sabotages his own show and stops the natural golden eggs from being laid. He doesn't even allow the natural garmonbozia, it's all artificially produced by stagnation.

>>212145782
Yeah it's much cooler to watch some texas dyke sit in silence while playing her bf's favorite game while she just replies "hell yeah, fuck yeah, dood" to everything like a robot.

The wall doesn’t exist past a certain tax bracket

>>212145669
Me and jet

>>212145833
When she left Thailand she did some cozy stuff anon, Thailand was pretty rough but she made it up to us.

>>212145661
>jetneptune.com
thanks bro

>>212145813
I would pay good money to see that

>>212145820
>sams mysterious type is actually bigger girls,
Based and Jinpilled.

>>212145812
correct about what? Cole couldn't make a perfect cover? who gives a shit retard

>>212145861
Didn't she just immediately start fucking some polish guy?

>>212145857
this walled bitch would be switched for a younger one immediately

now I just need the marky post trying to prove shit to my friend

>>212145724
It’s professional but it’s better than any other fish except Freddy

>>212145669
chris lynch

>>212145669
Me during s3 when everyone was gassing up Ian

>>212145797
I also unironically like when he does stuff like sacrificing everyone's food/water for a few brewskis for himself.

>get a house
>don't get a permit
>get Balenciaga clothes

>>212145797
>nooo i want only moral and upstanding citizens on my humiliation torture show!

Time for some juice in bed with Ellie

>>212145844
Imagine being on your knees, surrounded by BBC's with Ellie and Gigi! Begging for their cum with your faces pressed together. Whitebois like you and I deserve it!

https://m.twitch.tv/ygmoon/clip/AgitatedDeadSowTebowing
Let's all love Ellie's older sister

>>212145891
She’s one of the best female actresses working now thoughbeit

>>212145794
I dont think Ricky and Bam are freeloaders.
Pretty sure they both got paid for their appearance and it was under 24 hours

>>212145854
She sucks when she's playing video games but she's super comfy when she's just shooting the shit. You'd think she'd take the hint when her viewers cut in half as soon as she boots up a game.

Fellow EllieCREATURAS tell me which seasons of Survivor I will enjoy watching

>>212145790
Huh? Not a chance Angie would sell herself like that. If you listened to her interview with Burt or watched her streams last night you’d know she’s not into flaunting or baiting with her sexuality. She just mentioned starting and OF to troll but has no plans to do that. Just explaining logically who is the best girl of the season (she ranks pretty highly in FT overall)

>Angiefags
>Elliefags
>Lettyfags
>Even fucking Tayfags coming out of their holes
How come you never see Josiefags anymore?

>>212145882
Yea. She F'd her stream to do so only to come back and pretend once again that nothing had happened.

>>212145908
You're not white Klaus.

>>212145911
Jenna Ortega and Sydney Sweeney are sexier though

>>212145911
literally nobody cares about women's achievements, men don't judge women's worth by their jobs and titles

>>212145245
Be a leaf, then you develop a tolerance since she speaks fairly typical leaf foid.

>>212145910
She seems to be well off if she was married to the Gracie guy, why does her apartment or house look like some busted townhouse in rural South Jersey?

Get a wigger, get two. Make them run your show.

Tayleigh? Pure fucking cringe.

>>212145924
Go get help, man.

>>212144871
You hit the nail on the head lol. The interview with mayhem miller cemented this when Sam was whining about he doesnt want to reveal any of his actual opinions and doesn't want to talk to anyone about it. He is just another retard who broke the preexisting social contract which mandated that retards should keep their mouths shut. Putting more thoughtless filth into the world.
>children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching

>>212145928
Rachelfags we hanging in there?

This show needs more dating and more flirting. Not autistic flirting where we mash them together like Barbie dolls but actual events where they lock two people in a room together. Cringe is the only way I care about any of these people, and romantic situations are the cringiest.

>>212145910
Ok. Makes sense why Ellie is hellbent on bring a grifter now. Her older sister is one

>>212145928
She’s busted lol

>>212145928
I think they all killed themselves recently

>>212145258
It's 1:18am and I just finished a 14 hour game sesh, wondering what the status of fishtank is the entire time. Trying to believe it isn't anything but over.

>>212145947
They got divorced and I guess times are tough with the new boyfriend

>>212145928
There's only two tayfags left, one some retard libfag with a oozing neck cyst and the other one is the mexican who talks about fucking his sister's bfs and "baby tank" (do not ask)

ayyy you heard about the good news
yall sleepin on me huh had a good snooze?
wake up nigga wake tank
we bout to watch some fish tank

This rap parody is hereby released to the public domain. Anybody may freely use it in commercial projects without attribution.

>>212145936
I enjoyed her work in The Curse and would congratulate her on it if I were to ever meet her.

>>212145972
2, duh

I am a direnchud

Elliesimps might be rivaling Bettypedos at this point

>>212144871
He's a Christian now, chuddy. Watch your mouth.

>>212145966
Should have paid her, Jet.
You obviously don't know who her father was.
Shame.

kimi antonelli is coddled nontent

>>212145982
Damn. The Gracie guy must have had a good pre-nup then. But still, doesn't make sense as she did tons of modeling and I'm sure a lot of commercials and shit. Didn't save any of it?

>>212145531
>>212145508

Given her international media exposure, the attempts to disappear post-divorce etc. I’m sure Ellie and the familly will be fine, it was bound to happen sometime for Eleanor and a reality check on the grifter lifestyle and “alt” internetting. Crazy staying out of the limelight so far

My caged whiteboiclitty gets so fucking hot when I think about the aftermath of the bukkake. Ellie, Gigi and I would be giggling and french kissing each other for hours with BBC sperm on our faces for hours.

>>212145979
stupid kiwi

>>212145998
personally i prefer No More Parties On Fishtank

Has there seriously been no actual updates from the wigger crew??

>>212145972
Three.

my schizo theory that i know is secretly true: the angelina brat faggot ppster is the former tayleigh brat faggot poster from the /bant/ days

>>212146027
They fucked around and found out.
Internet clout does not mean shit in the eyes of the law.

simps are amazing because fucking with them is like shooting fish in a barrel and they always provide crash out content.

>>212146027
get outta my ear dude. we're sleeping rn.

>>212146010
He must be joking. There's no way Sam is unironically a Christian

>>212146029
Only if it chews on the cap and makes a hole.

>>212146029
you fucked up

>>212145972
Forced date was a good fishtoy and it's stupid that they killed it after s2. Imagine a simbal season with him getting forced dates with all the girls

>You're a bigot faggot and a nazi jew!
FAFO & TJD

>>212146004
Based and same.

>>212146010
>The uh...."Christian God"
You mean Jesus? lmao

>>212146061
I agree but Letty simps are built different, they really act like they are in a cult.

>>212146061
Who hurt you

>>212146061
lol what did binx do to cause that

>>212145915
It's like Jimmy. He's great to chat with when he's not in the middle of a game.

>>212146010
This is the fakest speech ever, and the worst part is that it doesn't seem to be one of those hydean gaslights.

Sam deserves to be clowned on for all eternity, and he knows it too. That's why he hides away in RI, only showing himself in extremely controlled environments, like comedy clubs gigs, and the occasional podcast of either friends on his side (Shane), or fluoridated pinheads like these guys.

>>212146039
I want to use Angelina for sex and Tayleigh for companionship.

>>212146084
To be fair here, a lot of people say that Christians, Jews, and Muzzies are worshipping the same God. It's obviously not true, so I think he's clarifying it.

>>212145471
wow holy shit what a smokeshow

>>212146061
I knew if I vaped enough THC and took enough pills and moped in 4chan threads about fishtank long enough you guys would come up with an idea for me
We will resume tomorrow where the fish will be packed together inside a giant literal barrel with just enough space to wriggle against each other while they are bombarded by TTS messages from fans and production
I call it fish in a barrel

>>212145982
all the detective niggas itt need to find her current insta account. or the boyfriend's insta account.

>>212145972
The staying power of Cleej suggests you are correct

>>212145911
She's literally a porn prostitute not an actress you retarded simp and no she's fucking awful

>>212146084
I don't know why he let Jay Dyer into his life
the man is a conspiracy krank and not a good one, the guy has never entertained a ridiculous conspiracy idea as not being true, that's his living, lying
you can tell a fucking old person writes Sam's show, the references are 20 years out of date and Sam has to salvage the notes on the spot

>>212146094
neck yourself faggot, he's in the right

>>212146084
Some anon pointed it out before, these fake Christians somehow never say "Christ" out loud. It's shame.

>>212146061
kek, what did Binky do to warrant that response?

>>212146061
what did binky do?

>>212146073
Damn, didn't notice the end wasn't open.

>>212146105
Tayleigh reminds me of a younger version of one of those female MRAs. Like Karen Straughan or something.

>>212145910
Damn, what kind of mix is this?
I'm not partial to Asian chicks but she is nice

>>212146104
Mayhem was cooking him on that pod tho and he was actually getting mad lmao a guy who probably has half his brain left

>>212146061
found the simp

>>212146061
I warned them like 5 months ago
They're too spastic to listen

>>212146126
Did you watch the Curse? She was unreal

>>212146165
half med half korean

Every simp circlejerk thread on /bant/ always has someone going through psychosis

found this e-whore asian to watch on Twitch while Fishtank is offline

Im done with Ellie

>>212146080
I used to hate Freddy until I realized he actually has no idea what comes out of his mouth.
All of his concussions and alcohol abuse has completely shredded the vast majority of his synapses and his thoughts and impulses are desperately trying to find an exit of what little is left.
>Romans....
>Are fighting....
We thought it was him being funny.
But that was truly the extent of his artistic creativity.

>>212146171
You're actually retarded if you think that.

>>212145787
Lol I don't know man. Take the W. Well done.

>>212146133
because the notion is ridiculous even to them
giving him a name makes it a person, and then they remember their "god" is just some jewish race traitor, and then you remember you're just a schismatic of judaism, and so on and so on

>>212146010
a real follower of Christ? anti-semetic, prideful, polygamous, greedy, gluttonous, mhm, to be a real follower of Christ is to epent and to repent means to turn completely away from sin

>>212146178
full asians dont look good with big tits

>>212146181
She isn't a whore she was in love

>titty streaming cooking
ellies big tit sister is TRASH

Why do a lot of religious people like Sam believe what should be a huge life-changing thing but they don't seem to care that much? It's what confuses me about religion the most

>>212146010
the guy pressing him on being an anti-semite was so funny. the look on his face when someone wasn't agreeing with him lol

>>212146181
They are only fooling themselves
Even Letty knows she is a whore

>>212144649
chad

marriage with Gigi moon

>>212145861
>Thailand was pretty rough but she made it up to us.
You are too far gone to be saved

>>212146189
Except judaism has nothing to do with christianity?

>>212146136
>>212146142
Enjoying talking to a fan guy chat with her at twitchcon then she went to a club with him. They want their binky to stay a pure rug muncher

Nigga Heil Nina

>>212146228
everyone is saying this

>>212146229
I just wanted to see cozy travel content, Thailand is degenerate but she said she would do solo after so Im not complaining

>>212146232
You’re retarded

>>212145928
Josiecels show up every now and then

>>212146217
>what should be a huge life-changing thing
it shouldn't be, you're just fond of the idea of when neurotic people adopt religion and make it the thing to be neurotic about

>>212146133
The Son would only be one part of the Trinity, the sacrificial lamb, you wouldn't call that "God" by itself even under original Catholic doctrine. But trinitarians have become so hyper-faggy as it becomes more and more clear the trinity is imported from Hindu mythology by the first Nicaean council, is not in the new testament anywhere, and is pagan heresy just like Hell being derived from the concept of "going to Hel" which happened to everyone who didn't die in battle, hence Christianity saying blessed are the meek saving them from a guarantee of going to Hel's realm and giving them recourse against the warlike psychos of paganism who idiots now simp for posthumously.
Jesus being God or any part of God, rather than a human son of God born without a pre-existing sin nature who rejected temptation and lived and died without sin and returned to God's side to build the kingdom of heaven after death and will return to earth to judge the unsaved, is paganism/eastern mysticism/heresy. Not that it matters to me, I am no longer religious in general, just saying all of the main branches of Christianity extant today are fake and gay by mere presence of the trinity.

>>212146236
Some of you niggas need to go outside

>>212146202
letty isn't capable of love

>how can anyone simp for fishtank girls lol how pathetic
there was a time where grown men were sending 100s of dollars to Sam for basic life advice which I find worse desu

>>212146246
wosie!

We are never getting this ellie back. She was corrupted from the moment she got her phone back

>>212146166
The issue is that every journal is compromised by whoever is in control of that journal, and they have a final say on what can be put out into the world. An example is that pimozide was being researched for the cure to being trans. Then it was suddenly revealed that "the only way to cure trans is to allow transition and do gender affirming care." Now that this is the "only way to cure it," it is now exceptionally difficult to even research other methods. And imagine they find a drug that simply stops gender dysphoria. What does that do to our society now? They would claim it's trans-erasure. So, my point is, you can't "argue" with "facts" for a lot of clear and obvious things that exist in the world.

>>212146166
How so?
Didn't watch btw and can't be bothered to

Ellie went crazy touchy with sticker mule untill jet walked upstairs, she later said that now it was awkward, she wants that neptunian dna

>>212146196
are you gay?

I am starting my day off with some Scott Sullivan MMA coffee

>>212146249
Of course it should be, it would be the meaning of life and every action you ever make

There's only been one Fishtank girl worth simping for

>>212146217
he's like the most obvious grifter there ever was

>>212146192
Yeah, and the most embarrassing part is this "paragon christian of virtue" would turn up his nose at me if I told him I was a full-blown atheist.

Probably have a nice pre-prepared speech on how nonbelief is le bad and steeped in sin, and I need to be a based and moral believer like him. How many of the seven grave sins has this dude manage to max out again?

>>212146232
christianity is nothing but aryanised judaism
the fucky thing is that judaism eventually judaised it, so now it's nothing
christianity's only function now is to reintroduce aged out porn stars back to society lmao

It's over? Is it over?

>>212146252
Is there a single branch of christianity that believes your final paragraph? I've never heard claims like this.

>>212145928
We don't talk about it much.

I wish Sam Hyde and Jet Moxley Goodson were my dads...

>>212146316
>aryanised judaism
You literally have zero idea what you're even talking about

>>212146104
>That's why he hides away in RI, only showing himself in extremely controlled environments, like comedy clubs gigs, and the occasional podcast of either friends on his side (Shane), or fluoridated pinheads like these guys.
I'm glad this is getting realized more.
That's why the vast majority of the world has no idea who Sam Hyde is and is largely an insignificant pest.
The only people he means anything to are lowlifes, losers, burnouts, retards, talentless grifters and failures.
Not one single person of value is associated in his crew.

A fanbase in tatters.

>>212146331
No, because of Matthew 28:19-20.

>>212146310
Umm delete this? Attractive white women make us uncomfortable here

>>212146305
see, you're just a crazy person

>coffee
>crypto
>investment fraud
>energy drinks
>supplements
What's the next get-rich scheme for Sam?

>>212146268
Did you even watch this season? She was corrupted when she saw her mom fucking random guys and shooting up heroin, and then her dad's library consisted of incel correction literature and poorly hidden penis pumps which she took pictures of and posted on socials in an apparently lifelong ungrateful outburst of daddy issues, and then spent the rest of her time browsing /r9k/ the whiniest board on 4chan or maybe the whole internet, and actively grooming herself in discords

>>212146352
Have you seen the fanbase?
They were in tatters long before they knew about Sam Hyde.
That's why they congregate here.

>>212146314
>free speech sucks! we need to censor ourselves to appease the tiny hats!
>oh no! why is my house being taken from me?

>Angelina has 53 paid members on Patreon
>either $15/month or $30/month memberships

impressive

>>212146181
>she spent the last year being a whore
It goes way further back than just a year.

>>212146357
You're just making the argument religion is crazy

>>212146358
He now knows he's a king's fool.
Nobody takes any of his products seriously because it's all a bit.
So no one buys it.
It's a fitting fate.

>>212146358
in the short term, a new wave of embarrassing shirts and some kind of legal fees fundraiser

>>212146361
None of that counts. What counts is that she got her phone back

>>212146372
The guy who sent that was forkbomb, one of his biggest paypigs - who went missing shortly after.

>>212146356
There's no proof she's white

>>212146358
Selling prayer pamphlets with his autograph on them

>>212146345
Joeyy's rap career was going up and he was instantly gone, kek.

>>212146395
>and some kind of legal fees fundraise
The worst part is that his fans are mentally deficient enough to give them their money

>>212146390
no, I'm saying crazy people have a crazy way of expressing religion

>>212146329
Ellie’s sister is a bad example for making her want to be a grifter but a good example for making her want hapa babies and lots of them

>>212146355
I am not deep into theology, but this doesn't necessarily imply that the Son is specifically the Father in human form. Every single branch of christianity just interpreted it like this and went with it?

It all comes tumbling down.

>>212146112
what kinda pills you got

sex with shadi

>>212146310
is this the girl someone was avatar posting with in s1 then someone posted a webm of them cutting someone's dick off?
does anyone remember this? any s1 fags?

>>212146412
Sam can't stand the possibility of someone with more talent working with him.

>>212146344
I have everything figured out and I'm doing you a favour of putting it succinctly
be grateful, christcuck

>>212146416
She loves to get glazed with black sperm! She's BBC only!

>>212146426
Sheboon sex is bad for you

>>212146310
Trixie so effortlessly mogged Nina that you could see gears grinding in her head on how to take her down, but she never did.

>>212146314
everyone one of them. the problem is that he is morally grand standing. if he turned away from all of this evil stuff maybe people could take his commentary seriously. God is laying his finger on his life and things are only getting worse for him. sam can't hide from his part, his health is gone, and his money will be gone soon.

Townie W
Townie W

>>212146430
that is xavier's girlfriend trixie but i am interested to hear more about your thing

>>212146414
If you actually believe in it, why wouldn't you take it seriousy? Colossians 3:17

>>212146358
hopefully suicide

Imagine all the black guys Ellie used to watch her mom fuck. You just know she saw the difference in satisfaction on her mom’s face from being with a BBC and a TWP. She might deny it but inside she has the yearning and burning for BBC.

>>212146358
Jim Baker style survival buckets.

>>212146426
>sex with shadi

if she lost about 30 lbs maybe

>>212146331
Depends what you consider a branch, the largest ones were stamped out in infancy by the murderousness of the Catholics.
I also said
>just saying all of the main branches of Christianity extant today are fake and gay by mere presence of the trinity.
And that's the last line of the post, and you specified paragraphs, and there are no paragraphs, so are you like illiterate or some shit?
Why would you attempt to appeal to consensus morality when I was just condemning all major modern branches to begin with for this specific long-running outright heresy?
Nigger are you RETARDED?

>>212146437
I think it was the other way around. Joeyy didn't have to put fries in the bag in Sammy's burger joint anymore.

>>212146316
Jesus Christ is lord. you're wrong.

>>212146472
She's working on it, looking better every day

>>212146440
Regurgitating /pol/ talking points that they got psyopped into believing isn't "putting it succinctly", it's just showing how brainwashed you are.

>>212146420
it implies some kind of equality/unity, otherwise they would just be baptized in the name of the father alone if there were a hierarchy

>>212146264
Those life advice questions are always so fucking funny
>Sam I'm 26 years old all I do is smoke every day, goon all the time, have no aspirations for work but want a total trad wife what do I do?

>>212146466
lubecooch coded post

>>212146236
kek. why would they want her to be a lesbian though, they'd have no chance with her if she was one

Y'all getting this moved to /bant/ with all that Judaism vs Christianity shit talk niggers

Christ is king tho

>>212146484
hey, fatty, you'll still be ugly no matter how much ozempic you take.

>>212146502
There’s no mention of horse cock.

>>212146392
that's why he got that fool tarot card

>>212146503
They're paying her to remain chaste and single

>>212146453
Na na na naaa na na na naaa
Hey hey heyyyyy goood bye
Boomers still got it

>>212146127
Cite one thing Jay is wrong about

>>212146507
is this not a christian show?

>>212146446
>if he turned away from all of this evil stuff maybe people could take his commentary seriously
those are his options. he can stop being such an awful person and be taken seriously as a thinker, or he can stop preaching and be respected as an outsider comedian. he wants both and jet wants the same for fishtank (advancing culture + ball brother milk challenge) and in that shared futile hope they will dig their heels in and never make it out of their chosen trench

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO IN THE FISHTANK

>>212146507
The only one who would snitch is CryoKeen
Also, it's a Christian show

>>212146290
No I just have good taste. Asians should be petite and slim, latinxs should have big tits and big asses, whites and blacks look better when they're normal sized. Thats just how it is.

smegma

>>212146489
that's the bare bones history and story of christianity, you don't have to be "psyopped" into believing when it's a matter of fact ACCORDING to your own religion, stupid

>>212145415
I was watching MDE and Sam for a long time and I think it was the around the Kickstarter TV days he started more and more inserting his opinions into his shit and it's like, man, you're a comedian. You're a professional clown. Shut the FUCK up you stupid freak. And it's always been clear he never allows people near him who would challenge his opinions because of how fucking obviously stupid they are. This retard thought he'd get a bunch of metropolitan liberals to turn against a guy for making gay hoodies for children because he's so insulated he can't even imagine an opinion that conflicts with his own, let alone argue against it.
He is funny though to be clear or i wouldn't even care this much. I just wanna zap this wigger in the brain and fix the gay aids within

>>212146010
so pathetic, i'd like to see the sam from 15 years back react to this

>>212146539
i want her to whisper smegma in my ear

>>212146530
judgement has come

>>212146535
Petite any race is fucking hot but otherwise agree

>>212146495
Good point. Wish I could find any literature on what the other guy is talking about though.
>>212146473
Due to the line break, it looks as if it's a new paragraph, despite it being a long sentence. I am genuinely interested, I was wanting to know more.

>>212146472
it is her now, happy?

I just know when it comes back online its going to be the worst shit imaginable

>>212146477
yes, lord according to christians aka the jews that accepted Jesus as their promised world conqueror, and not by jews who didn't, because he didn't meet the criteria according them

that's the schism

>>212146533
It's a Satanic show

the only thing I worship is tight little zoomer sluts butts

Jet and Ellie double date with Jupiter and TJ

>>212146578
Oh it's absolutely going to be them visibly seething about everything. The cope is going to be unreal and fabricated entirely in their own universe and no one else will be tolerated pointing out how pathetic they look

>>212146586
Only thing I care about is Jet getting fired honestly. I don't care if Sam is a grifter if he puts out good stuff. I was basically waiting for EP, and after Episode 2, I am back on board. Fishtank could also be absolutely fantastic, but without Jet.

>>212146543
>he never allows people near him who would challenge his opinions because of how fucking obviously stupid they are
He's done that a lot lmao he leaned way too far into the rightoid grift lately though

how angry do you think sam is at jet right now?

>>212146329
>>212145910
waiting for the moon megapost and full loredump

>>212146586
It's just boys rebelling against their surrogate father, go easy on them.

>>212146586
I like Sam a lot but turning a blind eye to criticism and his own faults is retarded fanboy behavior. I can still enjoy someone while also acknowledging the dumb shit they do.

>>212146573
>happy?
I haven't felt an emotion that wasn't anger in years but she looks alright

>>212146630
Sam has spent the last 48 hours trying to come up with a name for his scam supplements

>>212146573
Not interested until you lose another 60 Shadi. a pound a week is doable. Keep at it and you’ll be able to get a white msn that’s better than Jimmy maybe

>>212146587
fishtank is a satanic show. it is over.

>>212146626
See this, >>212146269. It's almost not even worthwhile to attempt arguing certain talking points. If there is ever a need for "scientific evidence," the left will always win, as all of it is already compromised. Whereas, you can see with your eyes what is the truth.

>>212146661
He could probably call them "Scam Supplements" and not eliminate much of his customer base

>>212146668
God won. Wiggers are going to jail then hell

>>212146543
>gay hoodies for children
For making dresses for child drag queens and putting images of said children on his site full of naked men, you fucking retard. There's a reason he went into hiding for years, and it's not because he "made gay hoodies for children"

What could possibly go wrong?

Yep, it's over.

>>212146446
Yeah, I'd respect him more if he'd at least say "I know cigars are bad for, but I can't stop smoking them" or "I know TRT is cope, but no turning back now", or "I know I've fucked up some relationships, don't treat women as bad as I did", but no. He does his soapbox speeches about "le weed bad" and "bugman behavior bad", etc. which are all valid btw, but at the same breath refuses to ever address his own vices, even going as far as defending smoking and TRT. He refused to address sabotaging the Adult Swim gig even, and it cost him being dead to Charls for years. All it took is one apology to mend that, but Baby Sammy refused to acknowledge even that for years.

He's disingenuous and fragile. Still the the hundred pound cringe rich kid that was probably mocked by stacies and chads in high-school for being a faggy weirdo, so he showed them how cool he was by wrecking daddy's sports cars once every few months.

He never grew up, and as long as nobody takes him aside and confronts him about his years long shit, he never will.

>>212146683
Trust the heckin science kind stranger

Is there a new goon thread? Ftg on /gif/ got archived

>>212146626
sam lives in an echo chamber

>>212146694
>For making dresses for child drag queens and putting images of said children on his site full of naked men, you fucking retard.
that's not what he did, you're confusing collages anons made to smear him with things he himself posted

>>212146003
>>212146029
Cats don't drink orange juice.

>>212146707
smoking is fine.

>>212146573
>hawt
Agreed.

>>212146647
maybe he will stop now cuz he read this

>>212145052
i see her living situation hasn't changed compared to the scotty stream last year, where does she even live?

The scam supplement is going to be the final straw in the rico case. Just wait.

>>212146661
because he is scared of going broke

elementor is taking over...

>>212146707
You're right but you're also doing the same thing you're criticizing him for

I'm trying to picture the type of person who would actually buy supplements from Sam

>>212146750
She lives with her parents

>>212146692
that made me lol. do you think they are actually facing jail time? why would they be saying the show isn't over

>>212146722
nobody is falling for your bait nigger

>owns 80% of fishtank, a ridiculously lucrative internet show
>has Jet and Ben handle everything
>shows up whenever he wants to fuck with retards and autists
This show is the best thing to happen to Sam in a long time and I can see another dark post-WP era looming in if it goes under for good.

>>212146586
sam is a funny guy and he excels in capacity as comedian ie challenger/ridiculer of the social fabric & outlet for the rest of us but he has for years been injecting his conman/guru ambitions into projects whose main attraction is comedy/entertainment rather than being scammed/lectured and i think its fair to complain about that

isn't the supplement supposed to be a companion to his RW solo show? maybe figure out how to do that on schedule and as often as you planned before attempting to milk it for supplement sales

where's zipp now?

>>212146498
Even funnier that they were read by Chris Lynch, while Sam barely payed attention, playing Fallout or looking at vintage Japanese tube-cameras.
>Sam, I was born in 2006, I don't smoke, should I goon, I bought asparagus to work, I am a total trad wife, what do I do?
>Uh-huh. What was that guy saying?
>He says he wants to become a trad wife.
>Well just go for it, I guess.
> -$60

Funny how Ellie is still stuck in the tank with jet with the cameras off who knows what they’re doing? Meanwhile the best girl Angie is free from this debacle even rejected jets advances while on the show and she’s started to stream for us regularly. Ellie is the scraps left for jet

Scott’s the one who taught Aryeh about the Thompson Option.

>>212146797
yes, when you don't have a point, reply with nonsense about how you're above being "baited"

>>212145233
You should stop being a leftist.

>>212146784
These retards
>inb4 the aussie attention whore

>>212146802
He gave Zipp to Bicflame similar to how he gave fishtank to Jet

>>212146707
I can't blame Charls, I would duck with Sam after thar. Blowing everyone's chance at fame and fortune because he's a dickhead.

>>212146707
he needs an actual wife, someone to tame him not to let him abuse them, nick and charls have this

>>212146786
kek based

>>212146835
Flouride stare

>>212145741
lol

>>212146816
this is funnier than anything sam hyde has done in the last ~8 years.

>>212146707
I remember during Bloodgames he gave Letty some advice about defining yourself by the things you like, rather than by the things you don't like but his entire internet presence seems to be the opposite. To his defense it might just be ways to make money, positivity doesn't sell

>>212146750
She briefly got an apartment in Toronto after powtank before going back out to goon Mia in NYC, then got a room in providence to goon Abi then she went to Asia. Hadntbbefn home since except briefly

>>212146835
Who are these guys?

>>212146816
Chris Lynch is the dumbest motherfucker to ever be associated with Sam but he seems chill.

>>212146865
desu Charls wasn't Effina's first pick, she was shooting for Sam

>>212146796
They can run on for a long time…

>>212146892
Fishtank/Sam Hyde fans from Instagram

>>212146835
top right looks like crazy taco

>>212145233
>I'm a leftist
Don't care about what you believe (I probably do agree with you on quite a bit) but calling yourself a leftist is kinda gay. It's like calling yourself a right winger or Livertarian in that it includes a lot of the pathetic baggage that comes with calling yourself that.

hello niggers

bye pedophiles

>>212146931
*top left

>>212146543
His political views are based, his perspective is in fact core to the comedy, we need comedians like this. Fuck you if you don't like it.

>>212145287
>kiwifarms have
Nobody cares

>>212146933
What if I call myself a homosexual?

>>212146935
>>212146950

>>212146717
Make a thread on /s/

>>212145972
Only event like that I can think of this season was Jin rating the girls

This is STILL down?!
LMAOOOOOOO

When was the last time you saw a Sam Hyde fan get angry for being scammed? They all love this shit. For two years these retards have seen zero return on their fishtank investment and they have zero complaints.

>>212146717
god that was a good thread

>>212146707
Sam got tons of pussy in high school. You actually sound extremely jealous. Sam is bigger than you, smarter than you, funnier than you, and richer than you’ll ever be and you get NO pussy

Eleanor Neptune
Has a nice ring to it.

miss her already

RCHL-bros how we doing? still holding?

>>212146978
I still don't get what the "investment" entails. Were they supposed to get percentage of the profits or something?

>>212147003
yuh