Thread 212144979 - /tv/ [Archived: 1038 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:32:05 PM No.212144979
murderbot.s01e08.1080p.web.h264-successfulcrab[EZTVx.to].mkv_snapshot_18.23.747
these episodes are way too short
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:19:51 PM No.212145994
Murderbot
Murderbot
md5: 651e5626d09058508dec53e64c58bd46๐Ÿ”
That's OK...that just means they need to make more of them!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:20:51 PM No.212146013
>>212145994
whyd they give him the gay helmet design when those book covers have a normal looking one
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:20:59 PM No.212146015
>>212144979 (OP)
Is that Obito?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:23:05 PM No.212146070
>>212146013
well its a lot less generic for one
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:32:13 PM No.212146254
>>212145994
i hope they get to keep the show going long enough to adapt all the books, but im guessing it'd end up being too expansive. some of the fights in there are pretty wild.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:36:29 PM No.212146351
>>212144979 (OP)
the show is called murderbot. thats the stupdiest title ever. so unchill. why not castrationbot.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:37:41 PM No.212146382
>>212146013
Because the tone would be wrong. It's supposed to be partially comedic.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:45:15 PM No.212146561
>>212145994
i wonder how they'll handle ART
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:50:16 PM No.212146671
>>212144979 (OP)
>Hyper competent autistic white man has to deal with minority monkeyshines in space.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:53:34 PM No.212146743
>>212146351
If you had read the books, you'd know why the SecUnit calls himself MurderBot. It's a plot point.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:02:27 PM No.212146960
>>212146013
So the producers cousin in design can get their foot in the door and paid to redesign it. Can't have some goyem artist getting a big break lmao.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:35:46 PM No.212147754
>>212146743
is it a retard plot tho. having any machine around you calling itself murderbot ...
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:53:07 PM No.212148211
Sydney
Sydney
md5: 589e4386229f91d99fec956f4ad593b6๐Ÿ”
>>212144979 (OP)
This was another show I only had to watch for few minutes to know that it's hopeless trash.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:54:51 PM No.212148260
>>212144979 (OP)
Go back to /a/
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:23:06 PM No.212148996
>>212147754
That's also a plot point. And he doesn't tell anyone else that he calls himself Murderbot. You're seething about things you don't even know about.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:26:24 PM No.212149079
>>212148996
the show has a diverse cast so anons are contractually obligated to hate it
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:27:45 PM No.212149121
>>212144979 (OP)
The episode length and the pacing is the best thing about the show
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:31:05 PM No.212149206
>>212149079
The diverse cast is portrayed as retarded and always having to be saved by the white man(robot)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:35:16 PM No.212149306
poncho
poncho
md5: ae6185c54a75d5fdcaddaa1a0c8c20c0๐Ÿ”
>>212149079
It's not contractual it's moral. Any feature built around the ethnicity of their desired cast is propaganda filth.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:42:48 PM No.212149495
>>212149306
so you admit all those white-heavy features from prior times were propaganda filth
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:43:38 PM No.212149515
>>212144979 (OP)
I watched the trailer for this show and it might be the most r*ddit thing I've ever seen, modern scifi books are so fucking gay they should not be getting big budget adaptations
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:54:59 PM No.212149793
>>212149515
Murderbot is different. Not only is it a beautifully cynical/ironic premise, but it's mostly action. At some point, I need to analyze the books to see how she wrote action so well. I want to be able to do that!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:01:11 PM No.212149955
>>212149121
feels like the episode is over before it begins. not very satisfying desu
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:05:16 PM No.212150048
>>212149955
That just means you liked it so much that the time simply flew by. I had a similar experience with the stoner-metal group Om. Their songs are like 15-20 minutes each, but when they end, I'm consistently like "what? over already? no! time to queue up another one!"
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:09:41 PM No.212150165
>>212149495
You have to train to be this retarded.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:10:15 PM No.212150182
>>212150048
unlike the music album you cant just queue up another episode though. but yeah, i do quite like the show.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:16:44 PM No.212150339
when does he start murderbotting? I only watched one episode and he didn't murderbot.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:17:30 PM No.212150353
>>212150339
s01e06
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:37:58 PM No.212150825
>>212150165
You don't have to train at all to be this petty, small-minded, and mean-spirited.
>>212150339
Dumbass, he doesn't call himself Murderbot because he's in favor of murdering. Go back to your anime.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:53:46 PM No.212151257
Obito
Obito
md5: 9aaadb09dc11e4c138064c440e443968๐Ÿ”
>>212144979 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:54:46 PM No.212151284
>>212151257
>anime
it's 2 late 4 u
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:10:51 PM No.212151728
>>212145994
I've listened to some of the audio-books but I found them a bit one-tone-ish after the first two books. "I'm a robot", "I'm weird", "I have social anxiety", etc. At first it was very relatable and entertaining but it got a bit old but maybe I shouldn't have listened to them back-to-back?
I couldn't shake the weird feeling that someone was making fun of people like me but that might be just a narcissistic flair-up of mine.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:19:04 PM No.212151939
>The future is a technologically advanced progressive diverse utopia
This is always the most unrealistic part of modern science fiction. But this slop is made for retards that will watch anything.
>EY FOO U SEE THAT NEW SHOW
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:24:07 PM No.212152074
>>212151728
Maybe try the actual books? I'm just spitballing here.
>>212151939
Um, but, all odds are that IS the future.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:24:43 PM No.212152091
>>212151939
>utopia
you clearly haven't seen the show
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:26:24 PM No.212152141
>>212152091
i watched the first two episodes and can't be bothered to continue
>>212152074
>Um, but, all odds are that IS the future.
Delusional retard thinking the chinese will ever adopt liberal idealogy like retarded self destructive whitoids.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:27:38 PM No.212152168
>>212152074
>Um, but, all odds are that IS the future.
diversity does not lead to harmony and progress, you absolute fucking monkey brained faggot
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:34:13 PM No.212152361
Chinese population is literally shrinking
Chinese population is literally shrinking
md5: 9f906f53ccf55ae8b405ad9e98bea6ad๐Ÿ”
>>212152141
The Chinese civilization has failed. Their leader isn't even attending the upcoming BRICS summit, even though BRICS was their idea. They're sitting on a $19 TRILLION property bubble: https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2024-10-31/chinas-19-trillion-crisis-global-time-bomb-michael-nicoletos Their population has given up, and are "lying flat", "letting it rot", and referring to themselves as the "last generation".
>>212152168
>diversity can't work
>SEETHE SEETHE SEETHE
You refute your own argument.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:47:39 PM No.212152736
Just finished the first book because of this thread. The diversity is kinda eh, there I guess, characters have weird names and the family situations when mentioned are always polyamorous ones. It's all unimportant tho because the characters are mostly nobodies. You have the G-name augmented guy that dislikes him, the Pippy-chong name girl that does tech stuff and the M-name boss lady that leads the party. There are a few others that don't do much, the combat and everyone's actions feel intelligent but we later learn the bad guys plan was always going to be exposed. I felt the robot was humanised too much and the people were too quick to adopt him as well. His behaviour isn't 'robot learning to be human,' its cyborg slave with social anxiety.'

Kinda average all up. Might read the 2nd book tomorrow to see if it's any better.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:50:05 PM No.212152809
>>212144979 (OP)
Millenial bot.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:51:36 PM No.212152864
>>212152361
nta, but diversity has to be a choice not a fascist movement used to create a new class of slaves and undermine the peace of a nation
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:52:03 PM No.212152884
>>212152361
dang bro birth rates are decreasing for high iq populations??? Thank GOD that's not happening in the beautiful diverse west!!!! Not only is white birth rate increasing, but there is no mass immigration replacing white people in their own countries, whereas the chinese are allowing mass immigration from the entirety of the world!!! Oh wait the complete opposite is true. Anyways, Chinese or not, it certainly won't be white people.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:54:11 PM No.212152947
>>212149793
Shill post
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:57:59 PM No.212153062
>>212146015
My thoughts, kek
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:06:22 PM No.212153295
>>212152736
>I felt the robot was humanised too much and the people were too quick to adopt him as well.

keep in mind he's not really a robot, and the hippies are very much the outliers in that universe
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:10:36 PM No.212153403
>>212152864
The fascist movement you decry has been defunded with the demise of USAID and the success of DOGE. So we can both breathe a sigh of relief.
>>212152884
Who said anything about whites? I'm not white.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:16:08 PM No.212153535
1737644531997283
1737644531997283
md5: c86e035e6093a6deb65579b0829ae1e3๐Ÿ”
>>212153403
The damage has already been done
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:17:49 PM No.212153575
>>212153535
Without funding, and paid influence, they will dry up and blow away. They've already thoroughly discredited themselves.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:23:09 PM No.212153706
>>212151257
was my first thought as well
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:24:22 PM No.212153744
>>212144979 (OP)
What a shitty design
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:27:25 PM No.212153841
>>212153744
Then make a better one, complainer.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:06:21 PM No.212155142
>>212146254
So the first season just covers the first book?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:07:36 PM No.212155187
>>212144979 (OP)
The writing is dogshit
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:13:14 PM No.212155372
>>212155187
Can you elaborate on that? I agree that it's a bit one-tone but I'm curious how other anons think about it. I think spreading the content over so many books was not the best move as the novelty wears thin after a while.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:14:21 PM No.212155410
>>212155142
looks like it. most of the books are fairly short, but the show does a lot more with what's on the page, so i can imagine seasons not having enough time to cover an entire book.
mr. bruh its back
6/29/2025, 9:16:17 PM No.212155466
>>212144979 (OP)
Yes, They last too little for an Apple TV series.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:16:21 PM No.212155469
>>212155372
The show's writing, dipshit, this is not /lit/
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:18:53 PM No.212155558
>>212155372
He can't elaborate. He's a brainlet seether. His blood sugar is just low. Once mommy arrives with his tendies, he'll feel better.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:21:50 PM No.212155666
silentKek
silentKek
md5: be4a2e5deb86f1d4d16fb068b8e5b188๐Ÿ”
>>212155558
That's what I figured, lel. I hope his mom brings him something more nutritional than tendies tho. I think he needs a lot more fiber in his diet to be less cranky and... less rude!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:26:59 PM No.212155837
The devil, you say...?
The devil, you say...?
md5: cf156cd77d0c155e3a1f245c9b810a58๐Ÿ”
>>212155666
It's all he'll eat. She couldn't even get him to eat mac and cheese. Also, nice Satanic triplets.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:28:12 PM No.212155878
>Naruto can't be adap-
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:33:46 PM No.212156057
1751045967707949
1751045967707949
md5: b49198a70f353ef49200caae5233571f๐Ÿ”
>>212155837
Noooice! So my "frens" are here again? I was starting to feel lonely, tihi. The trips don't fit my personality tho, I'm more of an angel but ok.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:35:50 PM No.212156123
cthulhu
cthulhu
md5: 96b58cec4b3ab3347b430e23e8df8507๐Ÿ”
>>212156057
Angels come in many shapes and sizes.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:39:50 PM No.212156243
>>212145994
> female writer
Thatโ€™s a yikes from me dog
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:43:15 PM No.212156359
>>212156123
That's true and some of them fart a lot.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:46:28 PM No.212156457
I am not enjoying this show. I think I'll stop watching it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:04:26 PM No.212157088
you
you
md5: c911ee5999d73b925247929e36345289๐Ÿ”
>>212156243
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:11:09 PM No.212157294
takehim
takehim
md5: 6a34b447e7c4346c5b4fee0692447fb0๐Ÿ”
>>212157088
> dog instead of dogg
That nigga has no street-cred, fr fr no cap
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:28:46 PM No.212157828
>>212144979 (OP)
yikes!
imagine ripping off from Naruto
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:30:08 PM No.212157891
>>212157088
I donโ€™t have a pc or that body
>>212157294
The books look lame, and having a girl writing it makes it like 1000x more lame. Iโ€™m sorry those are the rules.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:44:16 PM No.212158384
>>212157891
>hurr durr da R000000LEZZZZ!!!1!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:47:16 PM No.212158491
1582684514280
1582684514280
md5: 2d32427c43589d83930c1022a5b065c4๐Ÿ”
>>212144979 (OP)
They are. It's probably for the best because I don't know if I'd enjoy the show at hour long episodes since the dirty space hippies are mighty annoying but I have been enjoying the show a lot
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:49:56 PM No.212158586
1748029458066799
1748029458066799
md5: 61592500409821fd03f70103d3bc1678๐Ÿ”
>>212153403
>The fascist movement you decry has been defunded with the demise of USAID and the success of DOGE. So we can both breathe a sigh of relief.
so tired of you literal retards saying this shit. nothing has ended and the gay niggerkike cancer killing this world is far, FAR from over. i guess you being a shit for brains mudskin by literal admission explains why you think that
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:00:14 PM No.212158916
>>212158384
Yes. Everything has rules.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:01:31 PM No.212158958
>>212144979 (OP)
everyone ITT is an idiot, murderbot is cool, that is all
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:03:02 PM No.212158999
This thread is full of faggotry and I still have no idea if this is something I should or should not watch.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:03:10 PM No.212159005
>>212157088
>>212158384
are you mentally unstable?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:05:19 PM No.212159069
>>212158999
don't listen to this thread its retarded. Watch murderbot its also retarded but in a cool way.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:10:42 PM No.212159248
>>212159069
>don't listen to this thread its retarded
That's what I said.
>Watch murderbot its also retarded but in a cool way
This is consistent with the other half of my post (negative).

You managed to be totally fucking retarded about every aspect of my post. For a normal person that takes some effort and creativity.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:11:28 PM No.212159274
>>212158999
Manage your expectation and watch it / listen to the audiobooks / read the books.
Not sure about the whole series but the first book is worth a spin.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:12:17 PM No.212159304
>>212159248
cool watch murderbot, its retarded.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:12:58 PM No.212159329
>>212158999
don't bother. they are dragging this shit all the fucking way out. 2 of the 8 episodes so far have literally taken place in a single location, real-time, and cover nothing but useless conversations that don't develop the plot or even interestingly or meaningfully develop the characters

its gross runtime is like 23 minutes and 5 of that is intro, outro, credits. its shorter than a cartoon and takes a week between episodes dropping. when the season is up they'll probably take a 2 year hiatus too, like most shows seem to do now. modern day television release schedules and work ethic seriously cannot go any lower. we have hit rock bottom.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:05 PM No.212159471
>>212159329
literally everything about this show is kino and simultaneously retarded. Nothing I have ever seen comes close to this level of retarded kino, its glorious.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:21:09 PM No.212159638
>>212159471
Sound like a good show to watch after blazing it up. I might check it out when the whole season is out so I can binge it in one sitting while being high af.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:26 PM No.212159726
>>212159638
sounds like a plan, enjoy.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:28:07 PM No.212159890
>>212159471
yeah i am enjoying it, surprisingly, that or i'm just bored as fuck and there's nothing to watch that's any more worthwhile. had they just adapted the book as is and cut the episodes down + raised the runtime it would be so much better though. why the fuck would you stretch it out just to pad the thin spots YOU created with pointless filler. it's insane. i don't know why they keep fucking doing this with everything
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:30:51 PM No.212159990
1751216027220761
1751216027220761
md5: 6df5f8deea50d3d85367b839775cc1d8๐Ÿ”
>>212145994
>2017
Jikes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:36:02 PM No.212160180
>>212159890
I haven't read the books, so I am just enjoying this stupid story about a murderbot who just wants to watch his shows having to take care of a bunch of retarded space hippies, its genuinely quality entertainment as murderbot would say. The actual story is interesting enough the action is fun, the characters are retarded in a realistic way. Murderbot getting more and more annoyed at the idiot space hippies he's tryig to look after so he can get back to his shows, Idk whats not to like, except the episode length. Which is also working because like murder bot I am super annoyed that it keeps cutting off and I want to know what happened on sanctuary moon bullshit the cap didn't get his head cut off its a ploy, wtf?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:09 PM No.212160770
>>212146743
>you had read the books
this doesn't really seem like it's worth reading
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:58:56 PM No.212161015
>>212160770
It's basically a short story blown up / stretched out over too many books. I get why that was done but it's still infuriating.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:32:22 AM No.212162189
>>212149793
>no one is allowed to like anything