Tummywagon edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- The Season 2 house has been closed
-- 24 hours has passed since we've been live
-- House 2 was condemned
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)
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>>212147276>has zero stalkers direnc won
>>212147234True pedo shit. Some pedo guy called his kid picture collections, his collection of guppies. It's fucked.
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Ellie on her knees sucking a BBC
>crypto scams
>scam supplements
>gambling scams
>investor scam
>screwing contestants out of money
>human trafficking
>the modern day definition of rape
>unlawful imprisonment
>abusing and taking advantage of retards
>being a general nuisance to the community
But when the charges are filed on the RICO case they'll 100% try to frame this as political persecution. The fact that they condemned the entire house should tell the wiggers that they've got the eye of sauron upon them and need to chill out for a bit, but they won't, they'll double down because they're greedy retards.
I wonder what letty is up to today
>>212147320Based beyond all conceivable belief. It needs to be said anon.
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>>212147298Not seeing where anyone said that. Are you okay?
>>212147341That's where the term guppy comes from. What is confusing you?
Soo uuhhh Ellie... Sam says I need to get laid now.
>>212147353you must be deep in pedo lore makes you seem like one
Angie on her knees sucking a BWC
Sad thing about living in Slavic countries is not many girls like Angie, I just want me a brat to abuse man
>>212147353I only see you defining it in that way. Can you point to where someone else brought up pedophilia?
>>212147364Take me back. Famous House 2 could have been kino.
why do americans insist on eating slop like this
>>212147404You dont know what based even is then
8=D
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*acts tough when talking to dan to make sure the high schooler thinks he's cool*
>>212147434why is your tiktok algo brown women eating slop?
>>212147434variety is the spice of life
>>212147386Confirmed sheโs about this. Bout it bout it
>>212147446who would in a fight
johnny neptune or jet goodson?
I have no idea what Fishtank even is (this is the first thread I've ever opened) but I'd just like to say thank god that gen alpha girls restarted the crop top and low rise pants trend from the early 2000s
That is all, I'll be leaving now
Tummy
>>212147423>>212147383Very convincing gaslight.
Blowing raspberry kisses on Ellie's tummy
so i read up on the leaks and they seem to be a nothingburger really. Her name was already out from the first day anyway. imagine being embarassed for having a hot sister that was married to a Gracie or working as a model for NIKE. Schizo mom checks out, took her on a "walkabout" in 2019 before covid hit.
>>212147364>>212147425The Famous House concept is THE future of FT. They captured lightning in a bottle, and then just decided to toss it out.
>>212147460i looked up chipotle tiktok bowl
New Sodaman leaks
Streams resume tomorrow @ midday.
Stream will start inside the RV as a fake out, transitioning to the S3 yard.
StoX Update
Remaining fish are currently staying in separate hotel rooms
they have access to their phones and are free to come and go.
S2 house pending an inspection.
Direnc has been removed due to visa issues (on a tourist visa) but paid
Aryeh is no longer involved, he doesn't know why
Letty staying
Josie returning in a production/freeloader role with a "loose" commitment
Angie and Burt freeloaders, One additional female freeloader from audition videos
It will have a connection to bloodgames 2 but he didn't elaborate
>>212147340No surprise perfect Angie wins out. Not busted ass aussie drench with that grating aussie accent AAAURRRRRR NAAAAAUUURRRRRUUUU
Ellie being coerced by her mother to reluctantly try her first BBC only to get addicted to the holy nectar
>>212147508>Sodaman leaksWhere?
>>212147508this bit is stale, and sodaman sucks so 0/10
Not fat > not giant > face > ass > tummy > titties > thighs
Up for debate on placement of face everything else is true
is there a collection of FT girl nudes anywhere
YOOOOOOO I love cocks! Whenever I see a hot girl I instantly start thinking about what variety of big juicy cock I'd like to watch enter her!!!!! No cap, on God, for real.
CHRIST IS KING
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do any s1 fags remember the avatar poster of the girl in the white mask? then someone had a webm of them cutting someone's dick??
this is really important
>>212147529The sodaman larper predicted Bam and Letty and the house shutting down
>>212147517Nvclear Based post
>>212147529Soda man is a tranny fag
>>212147539I did some fact checking on this and it is 100% true
>>212147508Keep the leaks to a minimum if you want people to believe it
if it's not back up by TODAY then its fucking over
>>212147513Ellie OP nowhere to be found. Lol elllie simps completely demoralized over recent revelations
>>212147538You donโt like tall girls???
>>212147555Just means the show is predictable
TOWNIE W
TOWNIE W
JET L
SAM L
BILL L
has frank really just become another fishtank orbiter?
does he have anything else going on?
How many girls have officially been blacked? I know about Summer and Betty
DAILY REMINDER THAT SEASON 4 > SEASON 2 > BLOODGAMES > SEASON 1 > SEASON 3
>>212147539>>212147559Large asian breasts are unbeatable
>>212147555None of that larp post is real and if you think any of it is true i feel sorry for you. Are you a Daniel irl?
>>212147581I dont want that I just want (you)s and its an easy way to get them
>>212147581Im just repeating what he said in the VC
>>212147508>Direnc has been removed due to visa issues (on a tourist visa) but paid>Aryeh is no longer involved, he doesn't know whyYou might as well end the show at that point
Why does a wholesome Christian family entertainer like Samuel Whitcomb Hyde employ sex offenders like Benjamin Taylor and Jet Goodson?
>>212147555>>212147508sodaman accidentally leaked the s4 freeloaders
they were letty, jimmy, burt, greg, tj, and fatty
>>212147527Season got nuked.
Fallout larp was appropriate.
Was it just a coincidence that their major twist (a dud) happened at the same time as their show getting shut down?
>>212147602>becomeHe always was. Bro is unemployed
>>212147610she got the large breasts from her italianx side. med girls are hot like jewesses but without being jewish. the best.
>>212147607Ellie
Josie
Tayleigh
>>212147622>jimmy, burt, greg, tj, and fattygrim
>>212147618it's Ellie who is not involved, he changed it to Aryeh on the repost here
>>212147615>vc what? You hang out with sodamaam?
if the wiggers are still with the fish, they should have them continue the newspaper bit.
>season without pussy frank
>>212147640Her mom looks to have decent size and Ellieโs are pretty good for how skinny she is
>>212147602Check his gumroad. There should be stuff
>>212147635he used to make his own content before S1
did he just give up on that lol?
Claire revealed Bitchtank and her whole story is a ruse, sheโs never even met Jet Neptune.
you are really special... not a yellow pencil!
>>212147527can someone confirm it on twitter?
>>212147671YEARS before S1, he'd given up a while before S1
Every tall girl I dated was fucked up in the head, also feels good when girl is smaller than you
how many hours ago did they say "at least 24 hours"?
Sodafag was the happiest he ever was right after bloodgames when he stayed on camera when they all left and was locked in the bedroom with that one guy before they made a proper cell stream.
And I hated it and didnt watch.
>>212147706>You didnt want SodacellLurk more
>>212147434lot going on here
anyways nacho grande is gud
sodamaam just confirmed the big one
Marky Thompson
Eleanor Moon
Say their names
>>212147724No I absolutely did not, I checked in for a couple minutes and then audibly groaned when he locked the door and closed the stream.
>>212147559I thought this was fake but uhhhh
H-hey guys check this out
>>212147669nobody gives a shit anymore about Frank, and pissing off Jet after calling out his incompetency's regarding production its doubtful he will make a return. Hes absolutely cooked
>>212147434Itโs a tit growing formula for women and men alike
need some choc on the rocks to get over this downtime
>>212147761ben looks like tom cruise
Jet was right when he said there's nothing worth watching being made right now. I'm so bored.
>>212147758klaus why are you posting this
So that's how she knows about ufc, and also how she knew how to sweep Angelica
>>212147758Yup thatโs going in the guppy folder.
>>212147613Sodadoubter, ill see you tomorrow.
>>212147761ben is fucking baby-sized
Get the message yet, scumbags?
Don't mess with Cumberland, Rhode Island. We will shut you down.
>>212147671He got arrested in 2023 while trying to film a vid, safe to say heโs done
MOMMY ALEXIS ME WANT MILKIES
reddit w
cumberland w
boomer w
i miss jon i miss cole i miss jin and i miss freddy
>You see these annoying and shit personality having women?
>Yeah, I want to obssess over them religiously
What drives a man to this? Where did it all go wrong?
So now the dust has settled who was the weirdest guy to orbit ellie so far
Choc on the rocks guy, Dr Cross, or Jet?
>>212147508Kinda believable ngl
Wonder how they are gunna unfuck stox
>>212147730Scott told us himself heโs doing bloodgames on his last stream while Claire keeps trying to bully him into cutting ties with the wiggers
>>212147854shes in her twenties bro
love juices...life juices...
>>212147865genuinely lonely pathetic losers
Trish deserves happiness and BWC
Cole, freddy, ella, and claire need to start a band
Willing to bet that they never found a solution and decided to go to H3
>>212147865Angie triggers my paternal instincts. Nothing sexual I just want to take care of her since I donโt have my own daughter
1) remove Jet Neptune from all creative decisions
2) hire someone who isnโt a brain dead Wigger to be a producer/director
3) hire writers who can plan out the season and create entertaining challenges and events
4) reduce contest to 4 weeks
5) cast people who can actually riff and be funny
6) cast only 1-2 lolcows
7) donโt cast teenage women
8) make daily schedule available so people know when to tune in for planned activities
9) center the show around winning the contest, all conflict and tension based on that premise
10) worthwhile grand prize
11) remove low effort gimmicks like ball bros
12) meme screen
13) professionalism is funnier than unprofessionalism
14) chain cryokeen to a heavy object and dump into a secluded lake
15) have two hosts one for afternoon and one for evening or alternate one guy each day (Samโs moodiness ruins the fun)
>>212147854Fake bimbo tits are evil sick and wrong
>>212147798ellie will never give her grandbabies to be proud of
>>212147910outcast house won
shadis big fat tits in my face
Fishgirls are mostly boring airhead thots... but she? she is different.
>>212147923i forgot about him yeah
>>212147908Who? We have a better half flip now
>>212147795Just watch old stuff, jesus
There's like infinite past kino you haven't seen
>>212147963We all love shadi, donโt we folks?
>>212147865I just want Ellie to have a happy life.
>>212147936galore is so good
why is direnc's visa an issue anyways.
regardless about the leak meme I dont want to see Burt at all.
I would take s1 loud naked fatty having a dedicated director cam before having to see burt
>>212147933The problem is no one with any talent wants to touch any project associated with Sam anymore. Have you seen Schultz work compared to Andy ruse?
>>212147963Shades big fat stinky anus gaped open
>>212147995then why did you dox her family?
Just tiny 48 hours downtime and everyone has a melty
EAR OUT
>>212147980who is more intelligent, trish or angelina?
>>212147978Nice
>>212147996So good. I am warming up to her new album tho
Letโs all love Shadi, like a melody in my head.
>>212147933This but only 14
>>212148023trish is very smart
>>212148013we were robbed
>>212147936choke enough was so good
>>212147995She literally can have anything she wants with the way she looks and with rich family lol
>>212147797>>212147806I apologise for child posting, I wasn't aware of recent events but have now acquainted myself with the facts of the case.
The Season is over.
Fishtank is cancelled.
Angieโs brown Filipina pussy and asshole
>freddy will have shaven his hitlerstache once the cams come back up
grim.
>>212147980built like a little boy, trish mogs
The only great thing about this show is the haters and pedophiles.
>>212148023Same level but Trish isnโt annoying or pedocoded
>>212148055understandable
Jet is a genius Squid Game game show host.
In a few hours you will all kneel.
But seriously tho? Why did he cast a high school girl? I simply don't believe things were that dire and his hands were tied.
>>212148004Iโd lol if they made him a thulsa doom character in the plot, not a fish
>>212148061he already knows itโs live
>>212147559looks white. different fathers?
I hate Sam, Jet and Fishtank.
I just want all of this reduced to shreds, thatโs all I ask for.
>>212148028she is big enough for all of us
>>212148082hes a groomer he cannot remain as director
>>212148004This. Burt is way too one-note. His act was exhausted by the end of S3.
>>212148092Italian dad yeah. But their viet mom is hot too with big tits
>>212148082They weren't that dire, he could have delayed a day or two for a Fish and nobody would have raised a stink, but it only took 30 minutes LMAO
>>212148023Trish has Ian levels of intelligence, like everyone in SoCal
Angie sucking my BWC while Ellie rims my ass
DAILY REMINDER THAT SEASON 4 > SEASON 2 > BLOODGAMES > SEASON 1 > SEASON 3
trish and angie sucking on my bwc
>>212148000trump's america
>>212148082My assumption for his thought process is that, when you apply, you probably give your socials as well. He then goes on Ellie's socials for a couple minutes, and then that's it, hires her on the spot.
>>212148120don say dat shi
>>212148069My fish harem has an assortment of tit, ass and tummy sizes. And yours can too
>>212148083thats not a bad idea actually
I like Sam, Jet, and Fishtank.
I just want to have fun watching the show, that's all I ask for.
shadi on ozempic would mog
>But in the end, we fucked it all up. It should have been so sweet, too. But it turned out to be the last time that wiggers like us were ever given anything that fucking valuable again.
You guys are seriously not ready for what's coming.
Never doubt Jet, Sam & Ben.
It can always get worse.
Me thinking Daniel how to read
>>212148153who is this gif for?
>>212148023>SoCal Hapa trash vs. Florida Hapa trashItโs the same thing.
>>212148130season 4 is the worst thing so far by a long shot. I can't even remember the challenges, that's how nothingburger they were. What even happened?
>>212148082>Why did he cast a high school girl?>who is ShinobazookaWhy do you think anon? It's Jet and Sam. Jet just wants his own asian waifu to have a bastard child he can hide so he can be just like his idol
>>212148069>sees cute girl>thinks of boysAnon, I....
if it's actually going to be another season of Bloodgames, then I hope markyfags will discover some zoning issues in their area
>>212148130The fact that every fan ranking is completely different just shows that every season has had good things about it.
Anyone got the daniel drawing
>>212147298Thatโs Klaus, who is an avatarposting pedophile
>>212148090Ah you misunderstand me, he already wanted to in the bunker. Fred said he wanted to shave, so I assume that he has had the chance. I was looking forward to him having to wear it for as long as they were in the bunker.
Make the call. Save the show.
I literally only liked Famous House. Hated everything else.
>>212148203atreides v. harkonnen
>>212148226This guy is a Jimmyfag btw
>>212148216which i guess he did, whatever i just mean i wanted to see him forced to wear it
>>212148187As a post-Cole S2 detractor, I can admit plenty of good things about it. I also think that Oliver was seriously underrated. Seeing him stumbling about and try to come up with olli dollies while seriously food and sleep deprived, was very amusing.
>>212148007This
Sam's running out of options.
No one associated with his projects has any real success.
Those that have made money are hanging on by a thread that would lose everything once that thread snaps.
There's no stability in the Hydeverse
>>212148238Based as fuck. Imagine him and jimbo trolling troons on second life, shit would be kekkeronis. I bet Jimmy has some good bits to share.
>>212148232Holy fuck she has a beautiful smile even with braces. Imagine when she gets them off
>>212148251Oliver was fine, I liked his broship with Shinji and he had his moments, but S2's bads heavily outweigh it's good.
>>212148203without contexts, this looks gay
>tfw superior genetics and not a care in this world
>get a permit
>get a house
>get a shill thread
>get a bug
>get two bugs
>get a show
>>212148098shadi pls ur crushing me i can't breath
>>212148098Were there any doubts?
yall fuck with the glue of mde?
andrewruse.com
>could have bought or rented a small warehouse to make sets
>could have rented a small camp ground
>could have bought a small trailer park and slowly demolished it over the course of the show to resell later
>could have bought an old small apartment building
>could have bought a plot of land and set up a circus tent
>instead, they did nothing
Angie and Trish are my favorite fish girls. Filipinas own my heart.
>>212148238>You have to hate Jimmy because...... because you just have to, ok?!
>>212148282Of course of course. I'm just saying that, in spite of Jet's constant fuckups, fishtank often can have amusing moments.
Bad news
The council votes
They're in
>>212148283It still looks gay with context
>>212148300If you look at all the recent credits Andy is a producer rather than director. WP really fcuked up his directing chances but Iโm glad heโs still in the game making stuff
>>212148324yeah
he's an obese retard that throws tantrums over toddlers' toys
>>212148300yeah, I can't wait to see this one
how fucked is the guy who called the cops?
>>212148295>caaaanta y no llores
virgin high schooler ellie getting gooned by jet weinstein
her grifting career over before it began
itโs a tragedy
>>212148346Heโs literally the funniest fish weโve ever had and certified /ourguy/. Go back. Heโs literally done more than anyone else to get the show back too.
>Fishtank Live
argument invalid, no one watches this show
Staying transparent, whatever happened there?
>>212148300>no director credits since his own project in 2020No wonder he never speaks to mde anymore even to his buddy charls who he stayed with after post wp
>>212148143who's the shy older brother of fishtank
>>212148346the only thing jimmy does wrong is treat women as if they were irritating little gay men
>>212148150She doesnโt need it. Just walking everywhere and not eating hog slop is working. If she keeps it up another year sheโll be normal size
>>212148346Stop acting like you hate Jimmy because he was mean to le grill lmao.
You all love Daniel and he's been WAY more aggressive with the girls than Jimmy ever was.
>>212148380They're not inviting you back, Jimmy
>>212148353My nigga vack and ruse?
You donโt you what you had until itโs gone, I miss them bros
>>212147995She's getting the Jet pump and dump special, sorry anon. Maybe we'll be lucky and the Gracies will end Jet for it.
>>212148346>AARUUUUGH HE MESSED WITH MY WAIFU FRIENDSHIP TANK
>>212147323You sound jewish
>>212148404Move on, Jimmy
>>212148413yeah, including Negative XP
>Jimmyfags sprouting up like hydra heads
That's how you know Reddit has been seeping into the threads
>jimmy replaces jon
>burt replaces jimmy
>aryeh replaces burt
>andy dick replaces aryeh
>>212148324All he does is yap. And he has less interesting things to say than Aryeh, which is saying something, as I also hate how much Aryeh yaps. And his vocal inflection is so droning, literally just a worse Aryeh!
any updates today? fish still have their phones?
>>212148404>You all love Daniel Nobody does.
>>212148356It depends on what he called for
If it's all true, then Jimmy get arrested instead.
>>212148435you retards can't use that deflection forever lol.
eventually you're gonna have to realize you're being hypocritical retards.
>>212148432He would be a good and trvkeful Jew if so
>tfw they will never find the discord logs
what the downtime counter at? 40 hours?
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Nice Fishtank
>Live
you got there Jet Neptunovich
>>212148283Even in context it was pretty gay.
>>212148135it was a serious question. the usa still allows tourists right? drench is not working on the show.
>>212148477Why do you simp for a fat special ed grad?
>>212148466This thread exploded into laughter and "based" comments every time Dan went after a girl lol.
It's actually mind blowing that people try to make Jimmy seem aggressive while completely ignoring Dan.
>>212147539Pal, do NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT post my wife
>first season without vance
>fails
Yeah no shit
>>212148518its funny when dan does it
>>212147276sodaman confirmed everyone but freddy and direnc went home, getting alex b and tayleigh plus possibly Angelina and mizzy
>>212148346And he makes you even more obese retards throw even bigger tantrums, kwab
>>212148511>simp forWhere did I defend Jimmy?
I'm saying that people are smooth brained for liking Daniel while hating Jimmy.
>>212147508>Josie returning in a production/freeloader role with a "loose" commitmentShe is in UK you dingus
>>212148529only to Daniel self inserters
Has Jet ever had a real job?
>>212148527Vance, Bex, Marky, Channing and Simmons have established new organization to topole Sam and Jet.
Majestic 12
>>212148518Daniel is completely pathetic to the point that him going after a 90lb girl is funny. Jimmy doing it is just dangerous.
>>212148517the camera guy with the mustache seems like a chill nigga but he cucked us out of so many good shots
>>212148529The toy phone meltdown was a top 5 fishtank moment.
Daniel will never have a moment that exciting.
>>212148539You got proof?
>>212148540go lose weight jimbo
>>212148549she'll be back by the time the cams are up
>>212148549she will return for a single snack delivery and never be seen again
>>212148518Jimmy is aggressive relative to Dan, though.
>>212148527vance was the glue that kept fishtank together. it's undeniable at this point.
>>212148588Me and my heckin tradwife
sodaman just confirmed Jet was found dead in backyard
>>212148582The wooden mallet Jimmy threw barely left a bruise.
This is from Daniel's HAND.
>>212148518Dan is playing the game thoughbeit, Jimmy would lash out irrationally
sodaman just confirmed that Big Purple and Channing are new freeloaders.
>>212148567at least we'll get to see the footage sometime in 2027
>>212147502Yep Jet is incompetent and Famous House was an accident. He has no idea what's good or what isn't
>>212148157The only thing worse than the show being offline is it resuming
>>212147527its so over ggs
>>212148645What's that in his pants?
>>212148645Balls are doing all the work here
Freddy is better than Famous House and all of S3
He did more in 14 days than anyone in FH did in 42
>>212148573check sodas leaks
>>212148570>makes basement dwelling banttroons piss and shit everywhere by his mere presenceHe did. They should have him on every season and mini season for that alone.
>>212148570Fuck he has such an aura. Jimmy mogs Jimmy mogs hell yeeeaaah boooooi
Jimmy the based
Jimmy the chud
If you gotta problem then thereโll be blood
Jimmy the based
Never defaced
HES A KINO MACHINO
THE LIKES THAT WEโVE NEVER SEEN
JIMMY IS KING (oh yeah)
JIMMY IS BASED (oh so true)
NEVER DEFACED
JIMMY THE CHUD
ALWAYS THE BUD
oh oh oh oh jimbo
Oh oh
Oh jimbo
JIMMY THE BASED
JIMMY THE CHUD
Never disgraced
Always /ourguy/
Reddit could never replace
JIMMY
THE
BOSSNIGGA
>>212148619Dan lashed out because the girl he fell in love with after 3 days (admitted by him) because she didn't love him back. He's like Jimmy on steroids lol.
>>212148561He once was a jannie for a whorehouse
>>212148679Freddy is so awesome.
>>212148684literally no one cares fag
especially from some faggot grifter on /x/
>>212148645>>212148675Aryehseethers are so homosexual they want me to show them the images of the man's whole hog fighting against the grey shorts as he sat down.
Aryeh has the entire package, this is known.
>>212148679I love that rachel's reaction to this was
>i would have given him some pillsI really thought she would add that to her persecution complex
>>212148619This guy is retarded and thinks fishtank is real life, if you say it's a game and everyone was doing the same thing including the girls he has a meltdown
>>212148684And where can i find these leaks in the sodaman seethecord?
>>212148610not pictured: the marks she left on dan's heart.
>>212148610Then she should've let a retard nigga fuck
First Ellie pic I ever saved
>>212148696>He's like Jimmy on steroids lolHe really isnโt, Jimmy is so much worse. He blew it with a woman he was sexting because he threatened violence not too long ago
>>212148676You're right about Freddy but Famous House was only 2 weeks and a few days
>>212148679>>212148708This is your target audience, Sam.
Do you know why no one of worth wants to work with you?
>the final season of fishtank that they were able to see through to a real conclusion was bitchtank
>>212148709How is he a grifter? Sodama'am's faggotry and retardation are genuine.
>"you guys will really regret if rachel leaves"
>rachel leaves
>show ends
Well, do you regret her leaving now?
I will only watch if they bring Ellieโs sister
>>212148575She will be in uk for atleast another two weeks with her bf and wont leave just to be a fishtoy deliveryboy on a failing show
>>212148728Look at all those beta ytbois from her discord on her top rofl
>>212148679Season 4 is really the "Capture felonies on camera, get surprised contracts don't allow you to break laws"
>>212148744>genuine gay nontentcorrect
I will only watch if they bring on the emperor of the tank, JIMMY
>>212148739Kek at the resident freddyseether. Yes we want to see shitheads on the torture humuliation show.
Why would we want to see good people he subjected to jet neptoon?
>>212148750Never going to happen. She thought the worst thing that could happen on Fishtank is that Ellie would cry on camera.
>Jet get off of Summer. I just realize there's no fire exit in here.
>>212148745Why didn't you pay her Jet?
You clearly don't know who her father was.
What can I do to redeem myself, be realistic
Jet made a highschooler draw a retarded jew's penis
>>212148735>threatened violenceand Dan was literally physical violent towards the girl he liked and left her covered in bruises lmao.
How the fuck is a text message worse than that?
>>212148741Bitchtank didnt even have a real conclusion
>>212148761>mogs a deformed freak freddy was based
>>212148778>And trust me, I've had my share of fires during my time here
>>212148778>Vance wasnโt crying because of the rape>he was crying because he knew the basement wasnโt up to code and would get them shut down Losing Vance is why it all came crumbling down.
>>212148790selfimmolation
>>212148739lmao you're such a
>>212148764exactly. she'll be back by the time the cams are up
>>212148800whups wrong webm just imagine vance catching the stove on fire in S1
>>212148795Yes it did claire
>>212148745she was the reason the cops were called
the show would have ended sooner if she stayed
>>212148778>vance could neither save summer from being raped by his friends, nor protect his friends from the dangers of raping in a fire hazard basementsadโฆ
>Trauma dumps 24/7 and kills the vibe anywhere he is
>ifunny tier retard humor
>Pussy that can only attack women and retards. Got a face full of Xavier dick and took it like a bitch
>Weepy incel "I just want to be loved" woe is me faggotry
>Films himself doing embarrassing vampire erping
>Worst fanbase on the planet
>Quit a boxing match to a tard who he had 30 pounds on and still lost to another tard
>Bullies a woman for being a pedo, but silent like a crypt for his daddy figure for doing the same shit like a spineless fanboy
>Jerks off to femboys and trannies
Jimmy SUCKS
>>212148790You know what we want
Cams should be back in few weeks, stay tuned!!!
>>212148796he need more degenerates who haven't quite destroyed themselves yet on fishtank
>>212148795Bitchtanks ending was amazing lol what do you even mean there was no conclusion
>>212148790Let me have a threesome with Ellieโs sister and mom
>>212148795this. sam showed up and they randomly turned it into a lab experiment thing for a day
>>212148795what are you talking about nigga
as shit of a season as it was, it had the best ending
>>212147257 (OP)nice pedophile thread
kill yourself like your brother
>>212148822SMAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>212148826how can you read that an not think jimmy is based
>>212148793This is one of those things where if you can't visually see why Jimmy is much worse, I assume you have also been a victim of sexual abuse or something similar. He has visceral anger against women, where he will charge at his own female team members if they aren't doing as well as he wants. And he is psycho enough to actually attempt to whip a real mallet at a girl's head that he has just pushed down. If he was not physically inept, and the mallet head connected with Abi's head, she would have had been cracked open.
>>212148860>They were smart to send youHow is Aryeh right about everything?
insider here
the show is over
Imagine Ellie along with her mom and sister in a room surrounded with nothing but the biggest most virile bucks in existence and they locked in there for 42 days with nothing to eat or drink except for what they can procure from the BBCs
This season, we're really taking the gloves off.
>goes on the run
>gets S2 house condemned
>grooms a high schooler
>doxes her family
Well, did they?
>>212148885Because I'm not an irony poisoned retard, like yourself
Insider here
The show is not over
outsider here
the show is over
>>212147761there was one of these with letty, cole, and someone else, and jimmy asks to join and they say no. do you have it?
>>212148805was not cannon
>>212148913>insider here>inside er earget out my ear dude
inside her here
she's tight
>We want this to be the most transparent season
>48 hours long radio silence
Now THIS is a funny bit
>>212148826you could apply this copypasta to pretty much everyone from Season 2 tbf lol
>>212148885Because someone with more charisma might have made all of that funny, but Jimmy is not that person. So it's everything in the greentext, but also just not even funny.
do people actually wear this shit in public?
Message to the leaker:
The Sodacord leadership is conducting an investigation. Your time will come soon and you will pay for your crime. Be warned.
>>212147854shes a delicious bimbo slut but i can't forget about that one time she talked about having poop stained panties
creature is nasty. if that's your taste in women, I'm glad you're a genetic dead end (incel)
>>212148790Don't nickle and dime shit like permits and other legal bs that'll get the show fucked. rn I don't think anyone would trust your answer if they asked "$10 every day for a month, or $100 right now"
>>212148960It hasnโt been 48 hours they tweeted
>>212148805No he didnt. He is immune to lightning damage. He was only pretending. They made an announcement on the site
>>212148082Jet is obsessed with asian women, simple as
Go Jimmy Jimmy
Do those weird gags all day inside (no weed)
Chudgang come along 4 dah ride
GO JIMMY JIMMY
TO CONTENT IN THE BIG FISHTANK
(Reddit GTFO)
ITโS JIMMY DOWNEY TIME
>>212148896jet is such a cutie
>>212148970freddy was the vance/cole we needed
Insider here
Sam accidentally killed Aryeh while they were questioning him over the โThompson optionโ everythingโs kinda fucked right now but we should be up later tonight with Jimmy and Tayleigh as new freeloaders.
Liminal person here
I can't really tell what's going on
>>212148967>"hey jet we need to do the merch shoot wheres the mcdonalds one">"uhh idk theres a crumpled dirty one in the clothes hamper just use that"
>>212148967Literally who gives a fuck what people wear
there are laws in fallout bunkers
>>212148957Iโm in love with a stripper
>>212148939Sorry i do not. Post it if you find it
>>212148990shes scared of him and thinks hes evil even letty is scared of him. freddy scares hoes
>>212148324This is what someone wrote during S3 before the FT reveal and I copied it because it was funny:
Huge liar, narciscist, constantly threatens to dox or reveal secrets, trauma dumps constantly (seriously will do it for hours), genuinely and obviously a bad person, and mentally ill, but not sure what he has. Has a deep disdain for women for no real reason, and especially ones that are blonde or left leaning. He has delusions that all blonde women are associated with mormons, and all chinese people are secretly spies, not joking. He also only ever targets women. He will get extremely violent with them, again, for NO real reason. Within the first hour of being on S3, he WOULD make references to Payton killing deers, Alexis' sons, Binx's mom, Smaack's art, and Mizzy's media stuff. Constantly calls people pedophiles, thinks he can kill a man in one punch while also being completely unathletic, comes from a rich family and larps about childhood abuse and prison tales. The "facility" that abused him is still going and has had no abuse allegations as of yet, 10 years past Jimmy's stories. And finally, he is legitimately confused about reality. The telephone / Abi situation is proof. At first, his claim was she was raising the mallet to attack him. He was convinced of this. Then he was kicked, likely saw the video, and realized it wasn't true. He changed his story to that he threw the mallet at the wall. This is not the truth though. He threw it at her with the full intent of bonking her noggin. Luckily, he is a physical retard and missed, instead only having the mallet ricochet and the handle part smacking her forehead.
Dave is still missing btw
Hope you didn't forget about him
>>212148977She married an edgy poltard that now larps as a Christian lol
>>212149012everyone? do you ever leave the house anon?
Taylor here
Do you promise?
>>212149039What was the appeal of Dave again?
casesummer here
are you guys still mad at me?
>>212149042im sure thatโll last and definitely not be a huge disaster in a year or two.
Rate my morning energy drink:
1 Scoop Whey Protein Powder
4 Tablespoons Psyllium Husk
1.5 Tablespoons MCT Oil
Followed by a cup of hot black tea
Followed by another cup of hot black tea 30 minutes later with a multivitamin
Way to save the season:
>Court larp where all the fish and production are sentenced for the crimes commited in the tank like in the last Seinfeld episode.
>Prisontank from then on.
>The winner must escapes the prison through a series of challenges.
>Burt on as the big bubba/Green mile guy
>prisoner X returns.
This is a freebie Jet. All I ask of you is to apologize to the audience.
>>212149044>>212149003>>212148527oh my god... Vance is distancing himself from fishtank just like he distanced himself from the wigger crew in S3...
>>212149051Reformed arsonist neo-nazi turned wholesome chungus. Spit on that thang.
Outsider here
Jet just asked me if I do stuff for money and I responded back with maaaaayyyyybeeee :)
Josie here
Erm... What the spruce?
cry
md5: e84e8f1ad94bcb214c13458b5dde8ff1
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>>212149080Do you IDIOTS not understand they want low effort show? They want just few Fishes on a couch and TTS spam.
>>212149080So, a shittier version of what IcePoseidon just did.
>>212149051arson, sleep apnea, night terrors, tattoos, ass, gentle giant, problematic but good-hearted
show is actually over pack it in
https://x.com/HushedOps/status/1825917384764342450
>>212149072You need to get some Hydeforce supps if you wanna be super cool like Sam
Ellie here
Help! Jet is holding duct tape and licking his lips
>>212149080Literally announce that Jet is stepping down and the show is saved. I will buy a season pass even.
>>212149135Retvrn to Brotank
>>212149051Was funny seeing him struggle breathing when sleeping + he got claire to show him his panties
>>212149108Yes, and Sam should recognize this, not like it, and fire Jet.
>anon, cmere and give your Abuelita Bianca a smooch.
aryeh here
the patrick star show is the best cartoony cartoon in recent times
>>212149108Everyone realizes and most want it changed to a proper show.
We will continue to highlight the issue so newfags know what theyโre getting into once the novelty wears off and the boredom sets in
/ftl/ died after the update telling us 24 hours. They should have kept radio silent so more people stuck around to entertain me
is while guthix sleeps a hard quest to do?
>>212149196I'd like to have Binx as my grandma if you know what I mean.
>>212149196Sheโs not bad looking but she has a bad personality.
>>212149196This dress is really cute in her
Downtime here
Expect more of me soon
>they took this from you
https://x.com/drip133/status/1938385408871518620
>>212149186Sam likes it being low effort slop and having Jet to blame for it while they profit.
>>212149015what age and ethnicity is kato?
Bex and Vance leaving hurt the show. Something is missing.
>>212149196>>212149267Would she look this haggard if she wasn't a vegan?
dcsv
md5: cd4c40356c50dbb4f0b3c2bf4e3266ab
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>>212149283Aryeh should get promoted to the square hut
>>212149291I do not believe this, as it's pretty obvious that his favorite time with Fishtank was the FH concept, which was the highest effort.
>>212149345her skin wouldn't be yellow, for starters
>>212149072>protein in the morninganon, you are retarded
do full bloodwork, then appointment with an expert
>>212149020dont mind me just filming this pole
>>212147287Migrate when ready
>>212149369Goran should be sentenced to Slav Tank for a year. Live with them, study them, enduring the same challenges they go though. I believe this character building exercise would help improve not only himself but Fishtank as a whole.
>>212147798she said "lapel grip" in like the first night
>>212149020>>212149384Hmmm, I wonder who could be behind that post.
>>212149373why does he tolerate jets sloptank?
>>212149404there were 3 bakes at the same time
this one is next
>>212147259>>212147259>>212147259
>>212149409training arc letsgo
>>212149432We should just be watching this while we wait for the wiggers to come back
>>212149310i don't believe you on either count
>>212149480>>212149432OMG. I forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suk6zS1KjdA
if jet stays as the shotcaller fishtank will die
just hit lvl 16 on the site
big day for me
>>212147257 (OP)>tummy>guppy angieyou should be buried alive!
What vidya have you been getting back into during downtime?
>Nuka World for the first time ever after owning FO4 since launch and hundreds of mods.
name a show more badly produced than jet neptune's fishtank
>>212149602jet neptune's famous house
>>212149602Challenge: impossible
>>212149548Not vidya, but just had a good laff at the Really Good Comics archive.
>>212149531Still at level 0 since I only watch it on the ppv site
>>212149035>thinks he can kill a man in one punch while also being completely unathletickek i forgot how much of a delusional faggot jimmy is
>my DD fitness model sister mogged me so i need attention from strangers on discord
>>212148709lol you post in /ftl/ during off season what a faggot loser
>>212149881jc, the only cool thing is distributed "randomly" in the hopes you spend money on bullshit
>>212149881I don't want an epstein shirt what the fuck? if I saw someone wearing that I would curbstomp them.
>>212149095So he used to be cool but now he's gay?