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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- The Season 2 house has been closed
-- 24 hours has passed since we've been live
-- House 2 was condemned
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)
>Watch herehttps://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
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>>212144528
>we promised you guys 42 days and we're going to keep that promise
i like nick and sams banter
but i dont like watching human misery like exploitation of mentally ill
Ellie is lusting after neptroon
can we get some markyfag with a car to see what's happening near the house?
Sooo uhhh Ellie... can I get laid now?
Not using the pedo thread
>>212147321not going to use it sorry
This one is the best (Jet is sexy)
you know what happened?
>welp this happened on a friday and weekends are the time people don't work, so let's take the weekend off
>>212147280nick on pgl always seems sort of bored and more interested in his businesses and talking about things he heard other rich businessmen say
I think he's just outgrown comedy but likes the free money
No one using the cave woman thread lol lol
can some markyfag contact ellie's mother and send her dr. cross clips?
Even if they get another house to use, they're just going to get kicked out again
>>212147363Jet's overly stereotypical grooming tactics were far more abrasive and disturbing than anything Dr. Cross did.
>>212147389No, we are not
Just ask Letty for his number already Jet.
>>212147363wut? the only thing her parents would be happy about is the fact she went on a date with a doctor
>>212147356He's a working man, with a family, while Sam is still in art college.
>>212147409I forgot that Jet applied for Hungry Games. Imagine him waddling around the desert with cargo pants and a BB gun? He'd be btfo faster than Jon.
What sort of damage does having your house condemned put on the asking price? I bet those fuckfaces wish they'd listed it for a reasonable price now lol
Where's the bodycam footage?
>>212147368they are probs going to s3 house and going to clean it out.
>>212147494they're gonna get kicked out of S3 house as well
>>212147456Jimmy said it smelt like popping a can of sour cream and onion pringles when he peeled her panties off
>>212147494Lol they already came close to getting kicked out of the house in S3, it's not going to be immune
>>212147549once you pop, you just can't stop
>>212147494I mean why not to have just gone to the S3 bar basement in the first place? Play AI 50s music. Have a "robot" bartender, which is someone painted silver. It's so fucking easy and I hate how easy this was to do, as it shows that they think about things less than a minute MAYBE.
>>212147531Why is Jet confident about doing BG2 behind the S3 house then?
>>212147572If I remember correctly, BG2 got some complaints too, like "commercial zoning" or some shit. The problems didn't really start until S3.
>>212147572the only thing he should be confident about right now is getting the S2 house back from the Rhode Island officials
Everyone hates them in MA and nobody wants them in RI. Things are looking rather grim.
>>212147826dont worry
>>212147422trust the plan
>But in the end, we fucked it all up. It should have been so sweet, too. But it turned out to be the last time that wiggers like us were ever given anything that fucking valuable again.
Aryeh will get a production job.
It came to me in a drem.
>>212147852Fake but I swear if burt is involved in anyway I just wont watch the show anymore. I had more than enough of him with s3. I never want to his retarded ramblings ever again.
Was the bodycam footage from the S2 house released yet?
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>>212147356i dont think its comedy really, i saw them live earlier this year and nick was the most prepared and interested to be there (and funniest)
podcasting just sucks
Way to save the season:
Court larp where all the fish and production are sentenced for the crimes commited in the tank like in the last Seinfeld episode. Prisontank from then on. The winner must escapes the prison through a series of challenges. Burt on as the big bubba/Green mile guy.
Damn, I've only just clicked why Ellie was so good at wrestling Angelina.
which of them smells the worst
>>212147356Nah, it's just that finding something to talk about for hours after you've already been doing it for a long time is difficult. Podcasting well is hard
The only place they can do the show legally without running into issues is the studio. You can't shoot a six week production at a house in a residential area. Neighbors will not put up with that shit anywhere.
>>212147259 (OP)I hope they get swatted again. Fuck you Sam and Jet.
anyway we can help fishtank?
>>212149536Give Jet money
>>212149536Yes. We have to find a way to get sam to fire jet
>>212148666 (satanic get)
cute
>>212149536show up to the next location to volunteer
>>212147601the complaints were noise related bc they did fireworks at midnight lol
>>212149536keep using only ppv to watch and never buy any merch slop/monthly pass
>>212147826source: your ass
>>212149536there's only one man who can save the show
SEND HIM IN
>>212148666guppy got a nigga actin unwise ya feel me
>>212149536>>212149563Yes, the best way to help Fishtank as a product, is to do anything you can to make it so Jet is properly called out for being a very shitty showrunner. And it's more than incompetence; it's almost as if he is purposely sabotaging the show.
>>212147259 (OP)why is fishtank so popular? isnt it just a bunch of random people in a house being filmed, why care?
>>212149675You can make this argument for anything. Why care?
>>212149317They should fund the construction of a neighbourhood called The Aquarium or something where they can do whatever they want and even implement the "famous neighbourhood" concept
All they had to do was not fire their best employee (bex), and not kick jin and angie immediately. This would have saved the show and it wouldn't have gotten shut down.
>>212149675It’s lolcows and teen girls milling about while a computer reads super chats
Jet believes he’s a good director
>>212149675It’s not popular lol. It’s simply shilled, Sam Hyde literally pays mods on 4chan to allow these threads on /tv/ during show’s airing.
>>212149675Parasocial garbage, people here pretend to be above it but watch every second of it and know all the intimate details about contestants, especially the women who they want to fuck despite them being incredibly mentally ill and mid
>>212149675It's just slop entertainment most people watch with one eye while doing something else. It's like listening to podcasts or browsing 4chan
>>212149773/ftl/ is, CLEARLY, not the intended audience anymore, so I don't even know if that's true.
>>212149536Give jet girls to eat his ass. He needs stress relief
Bloodgames was the best fishtank season. It is the next step in fishtank evolution, and Jet/Sam abandoned it. Fucking retards.
>>212149536It’s too late the damage is done they’re set in their ways there’s no fixing course
>>212147397>hey uhhhh like roll over for me
>Ellie I dont think you should have sex with Jet
It’s a terrible idea to have the same producer for every season. No franchise does this. It’s established that you need new producers regularly to keep a series fresh. Jet had his run. Now get the fuck out of the way
>>212149808i am an active watcher who dedicates at least 10 hours day doing nothing but watching fishtank. i tried do other stuff but then i miss what's happening on fishtank. all my attention is to give to fishtank
>check ftl twitter for update
>bunch of faggots telling the wiggers they should sue the town
>muh free country
fishtank fans are retarded and the wiggers will never be held accountable. season 4 and they can't figure out how to run the show without getting kicked out.
>Threads are dead
ON A FUCKING SUNDAY, DOOD?
>>212149675it's like watching a nature documentary about the kind of people who use 4chan
there are also some normies or socially competent people for variety
>>212149884this but replace fishtank with /ftl/
>>212149852Calling her more intelligent than other girls her age, separating her from her family and saying that she shouldn't listen to them, having her rely on him in a position of power (direct feminine product questions in front of everyone in the basement), and the puppy play thing is wild. Reddit not freaking out about it is also just wild.
>>212149888it's crazy how hard twitter sucks them off as if the wiggers have actually ever worked hard at anything
>>212149888it's comical how some people are hoping for a holy crusade against the local government in the name of fishtank
>>212149884You unironically watch this like you would watch a movie?
>>212149773> it's not popular> pays mods to allow these threadsshouldn't your line be that people are paid to post in these threads?
>>212149888MDE is a bunch of kids that are angry they've been disciplined and it really shows they have attracted an audience with the same victim mindset.
Do we know who the actress in the fishtank spoof of the education connection ad is?
>>212149966nta but these threads are half the fun and you need to watch it live to keep up with the shitposting
>we need another 24 hours
Can I get a status update?
>>212150015i'm content with knowing that the wiggers fucked up so massively they are embarrassed to talk about it
>>212149966yes but i can feel my brain deteriorate in real time and feel like shit afterwards. i haven't consumed any traditional media since s2. i kinda miss it but i don't think i have the mental capacity to process real tv/film anymore
>>212149987I think its an actual 2000s era online school commercial they edited
>>212149987many are asking this
What's for lunch, /ftl/?
I'm having my staple food, a salad with meat.
Broccolie, spring mix, spinach, red cabbage, romaine lettuce with ranch and garlic parmesean sauce with a pound of shredded and seasoned chicken thigh.
It will be downed with a protein shake consisting of half whole milk and half almond milk and then a multivitamin. If I can eat anything else, I will have a handful or two of mixed nuts.
I may not need supper but will have another handful or two of mixed nuts if I desire.
>>212149987No but my penis wants to know
I would honestly an hero if I looked like Jet. Holy fuck.
>>212149987dear god, this is deep gooner withdrawal if i've ever seen it
Nah but frfr it finna hit like CRACK when we go live again forreal talmbout FISHTANK
>>212150085Lmao
Guilty as charged
they should actually sue the local government because that'd be content
>>212149987who cares, she's nontent
>>212150062You are retarded
>>212150074Poptarts mashed into chocolate ice-cream
original education connection girl is hot
A toast! A toast to 48 hours of nothing!
>>212150124Sounds fucking decadant and deliscious.
>>212149987I have no idea why she hasn’t been found by someone on here considering some of the absolute nobodies that we get obsessed with
>>212150045You're not doing anything while watching like browsing 4chan or the internet in general?
>>212150142SAAR full sapport saar
>>212150166Freddy is my favorite fish don't expect me to spell right faggot
ever wonder why the wiggers have been expelled from 3 counties?
>>212150074looks good and healthy. i'm having goulash
>>212150131here's to at least 24 more!
>>212150186Fucking Opaque.
These threads becoming so bad is more upsetting to me than the show being down.
>>212150152>>212149987>girl that sings about trolling and doxing online is the only one that hasn't been doxedpottery
>>212150197they're like the jews
>>212150158oh yeah i browse /ftl/ but that's it. idk why i forgot. i feel like that's given.
>>212150214All you had to do was pay her, Jet.
Don't you know who her father was?
From how events have played out, you obviously didn't, Mr. Goodson.
>>212150198I've never had goulash until I looked it up.
I have meat and vegetables and one of my primary ingredients is paprika.
I guess goulash is my favorite meal.
Y'all dipshits don't know how to bake.
>>212150304Letty was so small
Now that she's big I want to do things to her
so is the faggot fishtank twitter sphere's only purpose to screenshot 4chan posts?
checkmarks and likes really make people act like faggots huh
>>212150304Letty looks sick here, glad she gained weight.
Kill yourself , Claire.
>>212150365Reddit does the same thing. Steal memes, too.
Guys read 40 laws of power, its real alpha redpill pua shit you see what theyre doing is the law where you have to disappear so your presence is not taken for granted theyre going to become even bigger
Fuck it.
Post your Goronian scxreenshots.
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>no fish
>no tank
>no live
>>212150365Yes we run this bitch. Jet wanted to try to move away from catering to 4chan posters with s4 but he failed. Thats why he got paranoid about Jin. It’s exactly what he didn’t want for this season, but he’ll never be able to escape it. It’s a 4chan show
At least 4chan never tried to take down your show, Goran. We just made fun of you and called you fat, gay and retarded
>>212150382we can architect her
>>212149618and complain about everything and say it's all boring nontent and the wiggers should die but still watch it every waking hour while discussing it year round nonstop even in the off season like a good little mogged cuck
>>212149651his allegiances are with spooky movie night now
>>212150431Yall not here for s1?
>>212150466it was cringe when Sam and Ben tried making fun of her for coming from a happy family with parents that love her , right before she left
>>212150365Where do you think all the S1 fanart came from?
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>>212150382Is the world ready for fat clabi? Or is that still too edgy?
>>212150365>so is the faggot fishtank twitter sphere's only purpose to screenshot 4chan posts?Many of my posts, clips and pictures have been reposted to twitter, kf and reddit.
I do not care, it's cool.
>>212147280can you show me a clip of some of their banter you like? i want to understand the appeal
>>212150466She was there for like two days and wants nothing to do with the show. Let it go anon
what's happening to fishtank feels like aborting a child
>>212149810we're not because we don't pay them or even use their site, we just complain and watch for free while complaining nonstop but never not watching like reddit WWE fans
>>212150537truly satanic show
lmao nobody took their home
thats total bullshit, dont buy their grift
>>212150304I miss skinny letty
>>212150537feels like playing with the remains of an abortion. Shit's been dead.
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this could mean 48 hours, it could mean four days, it could mean a week.
>>212150537Fishtank never had a mom. It was a demon surrogate child with two gay dads
i'll watch once the show is back up (if it even comes back), but all of the tension is probably completely gone from the fish being off camera for multiple days. will most likely drop this season like i did partway through seasons 2 and 3. i'm done doomposting for the day, but never forget it's all the fault of the wiggers. not the town, not the swatter, not the jews. season was enjoyable and the inevitable wigger fuck-up was pretty funny but it's a shame. the show is just wiggertank at this point, because the only payoff is their failure.
Was he actually named after a character from ocarina of time?
>>212150568>TheyDon't you mean Jet?
>>212150430>it's a show for the people who don't buy TTS, don't buy season passes, don't buy merch, watch on a different site
Claudia this your time to redeem your self
Finish the story saar
now that S4 is over, will we get a S4 power ranking?
>>212150578yeah them getting to go party on the outside and be on their phones totally kills it
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I wonder what the fish are doing rn, if they're actually at a hotel. I thought maybe they were going to film challenges during the downtime and upload them which would've at least been something.
They are making josie doing the paperwork for season 4 btw
>>212150581no but the resemblance is crazy
>>212150614they're getting high
Ellie would have to find a tall asian man for her genes to not get wasted
>>212150614Don’t want to deal with hotels getting doxxed rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrODhcpboW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSe4L4YmS60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bk9HMVsHzA
more naked in bed with claire on a snoozy sunday afternoon type stuff
>>212150565dont worry they're been very transparent, we might get our daily single 1 sentence update within the next 4 hours
>>212150581I don't think so. People just call him Goran because it's a common slav name and he looks like a bosnian rapist
Goran is cute and sexy but dont let that distract you from the fact that he is talentless
>>212150613Ellie should join the military like her dad and get he medical degree and do slut grifter stuff on the side until that picks up. She has no life experience. Nobody wants to listen to an empty vessel talk about life when she hasn’t lived any
>>212147572Silver Burt as a perverted gay (bisexual) robot bartender would be a good bit given his way of speaking and acting
Shinji is back
https://x.com/diamondiscrash_/status/1939057069061287992?s=46
>>212150664>it's a common slav nameyeah, I didn't even think of Goron from Zelda until now
I miss them
https://youtu.be/3DuEXXPSJCs
>>212150688Shinji never dies
>>212150680nobody wants to listen to a woman, full stop
>>212150642Jet can you work on getting the show back up instead of post in here. Thanks.
>>212150680I just want Ellie to be safe and stay away from drugs and bad people, schizophrenia runs in the family.
>>212150680“Life experience” is a cope for poor and old people
>>212150673thats fair claire
>>212150565This satanic show was canceled by God.
>>212150703Jin is also a virgin, having random sex with prostitutes doesn't count, it's not real sex.
>>212150703its weird how they're allergic to casting non retarded males. simbal, jin, scott all brought the content
>>212149485what do you mean? swatted again
>>212150748This is very true.
>>212150565that's the point!
>>212150773No, this is the point.
>>212149485Yeah watching them squirm is more entertaining than this season has been
>>212149675I find it interesting because it has lolcows being lolcows, it has desperate fans and the blatant grooming behavior by Sam and Jet is kinda funny to see, makes you wonder how do girls even fall for the grooming, but I guess being a female MDE fan already implies being low iq and having mental illness
>>212150639What's with the fixation on "faggot" this season? If they're trying to be edgy I'd advise them to watch some instareels
>>212150565some are saying it means at least 2 weeks
>>212150581His numerous rapecrimes in the former yugoslavia with his father Zoran are the founding myth of the balkans
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>>212150734Regurgitating ChatGPT generated memes is not sustainable culturally. Somebody at some point has to do something real again.
>>212150680i just want to see her pussy and asshole, im done with this whole "nooo save her" stuff. dont care, jews won, society is fucked, show me your holes bitch
>>212150734what does this even mean
>>212150792Faggot is slowly becoming safe to say like retard.
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>Ellie is 17 in those photos
erm, excuse me?
You are watching the show created by Sam Hyde,
aka the fucking Marky guy. Stop pretending to care
now would be a good time to upload the found footage challenge thing they did
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>>212150802>such a good scene
>>212150837it means that poster is a sheltered rich kid
>>212150861That's lost media
I now find her loverable knowin shes part of the gracie family and a real life lilo who is in a broken family
Even if it was a redditor that did all this, I'm still impressed by how royally fucked the wiggers got this time around lmao.
Tweaking, crashing the fuck out waiting for the stream to come back. This shit ruined my whole weekend.
>>212150867richie wasn’t even trying to point at claire, and hates her
>>212150834Ruined for you. Go be miserable somewhere else jacking off to ai porn.
>>212150881is this synchronicity?
Ellie's sister is a hero.
>>212150848Sam Hyde sucks though
>>212150872i still don't get it
sam needs to give up this evil stuff, seems like he won't stop unless something bad happens to him, like a near death experience
>>212150867Claire was really cute here desu
>>212150898Same. This shit is coming back on tomorrow when I have fucking wage slave again. I was planning on binging this shit all weekend.
>>212150901uh huh, im certain white knighting for an internet grifter whore will change her and save her
dude she ALREADY has a discord full of people simping for her, its fucking over lmao
>>212150881what’s ellie sister thoughts on a internet producer grooming her?
>>212150881wtf is the gracie family
>>212150927Claire is cute. But she's all rotten inside.
>>212150907not, it's people dressing up for a photo
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>>212150932>>212150898This is larp, right? You're just pretending to be twitter-tier mentally ill fans, right?
>>212150941i think ellies sister fucked clark gracie or something idk
Ellie never has to work a day in her life if she doesn’t want to
>>212150898>>212150932lol lmao even. you have weekends. i dont even know what day it is anymore
>>212150881>my mom is a literal meth headwhat fucking happened this bitch is hotttt
They need to search local papers for houses sold by boomers that don't even have internet. No pictures of the interior on the net makes it way harder to dox. Plus if the boomers like you they will sell it to you a good bit under market rate
>>212150891it was pretty brazen of them to abuse the slow moving bureaucracy and skip town before consequences came up
you really don't want to fuck with these boomers neighbourhoods, the house condemnation was just a warning
>>212150971you're delusional
>>212150907>are people dressing up as movie characters that vaguelly resembles them synchronicity?!?!?!are you retarded?
>>212150961Yeah but who is that and why is it important?
>>212150899who was he trying to point at?
Ellie's sister is 33 years old
What have you been doing since Fishtank went down anon?
>>212150971finding an affordable large house in a sparsely populated area may require leaving a state where the age of consent is 16, and i dont think samuel and co are too keen on doing that
>>212150992Search it and see incel
>>212150959NTA but I'm kinda bummed with no tank to watch at the weekend.
Fish are gonna have a full reset before going back into the tank as well so the tension between them won't be as intense
>>212150547I bought the S1 pass before it aired because I wanted to support them in a good show. Then I haven't done SHIT. If they stuck to Famous House concept for S4, I would have bought another season pass.
>>212150881unironically really sad if the wiggers fuck that girl's life up
>>212150986that's literally how I bought mine
>>212151012i finished the 2nd half of Badland Hunters. I'd forgotten I started it.
>>212151012thinking about how to kill you
>>212151020she's a girl who likes mde
she is already fucked in the head
>>212151011And she mogs her 18 year old sister
what should i have for lunch today
>>212151012I was incredibly productive which SUCKS
>>212151015lol ok orbitor
ellie seems to have worked more age 5-13 than most of the ftl neets posting here.
>>212151012Replaying New Vegas, in the mood after that abortion of an arc
>be Letty
>does nothing wrong but appear for our entertainment
>people are mean and make up things about her
Beginning to think all of her haters have issues with women
>>212150907The kid is literally dressed as the blue alien from the movie
>>212150959bro stop lying to yourself, most people in these threads are exactly like that.
angie bought some new bikinis with her simp money!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbzbTHIKJUo
>>212151012Catching up on my YouTube reactors
>>212151020they have already fucked up ellie's life by taking someone who hasnt even started their career or college yet and surrounding them with tts and people yelling nigger and faggot all day
>>212150881is it her mom or her sister?
>>212151072most of the moids here are mentally stunted
what's going on? why aren't we updated. fucking wiggers,
We can still save Claire. Abi is the lost cause.
>>212151080I need the Angelina porn NOW
I NEED IT NOW
>>212150962Nobody wants to work for a living but everyone wants interesting meaningful things to do. Even if that means rimming jet to get there
>>212151080god bless this horny fuckbunny
>>212151056Imagine being a fag who doesn’t know the gracies
>>212151057worked? at 5? are you retarded?
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>>212150684It's so absurdly easy and would be such a smash hit. I thought about it for like 2 minutes. I simply don't understand how Jet can be so incompetent. BURT could be a new acronym for the robot name as well. B.U.R.T. – Butler Unit for Reliable Tasking. This keeps the fallout shelter stuff but makes it actually fun and good. Holy fuck I get mad at how easy this is.
Why doesn't ellie talk about her sister?
>>212150881cute and rare ellie
>>212151104She can be a streamer while having a Chad husband
>>212151014>co are too keenmy brain read this as cryokeen its so fuckin over for me
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“Guys.”
>>212151012playing path of exile and being very normal
>>212151122are they hawaiin larping as vietcong or vietcong larping as hawaiin?
>>212151122She does and mentioned she practically raised her and that she was a model. Probably didn’t want her to get doxxed
Did these retards really buy not one, but three fucking houses for fishtank that they can't use because they didn't understand zoning regulations?
Sam was talking about building a set in a warehouse as early as season one, so he likely knew about the issue from the beginning. What compelled him to buy two more houses that would have the same issue?
>>212151111meant 8 to 13 for 5 years, so yeah a little
>>212151133She was raised by her sister who was a model and does twitch steaming. She’s hellbent on an internet clout bf
>>212151167"It's Jet's show."
>>212149888>sue the town, muh free country!same people were pissed over brandon hilton making clothes for kids he is a pedo and groomer, so are sam hyde and jet, law is law, you have to follow it
>>212151167Why are you asking questions we have asked for years
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>>212151142tfw no poe2 for mac
>>212151167fishtank is a real estate investment company first and foremost, commercial real estate is beyond their purview
>>212151167they ignored letty advice and treated her as a groupie
she had some great ideas for fishtank
>>212151203Why do you own a mac
>>212151012>can’t even get her toes into her mouth L, letty mogs
>>212151167thank you for the ball
>>212151180She doesn’t stream anymore
>>212151167They took the scuffed realtor slop pill too seriously
>>212151222because windows sucks and linux sucks even more
>>212151114B.U.R.T. – Bartending Unit for Refreshment and Toasts
A toast to Famous House?
>go to house 3
>get swatted and condemned by county
>create a custom set in a warehouse
>still get swatted and most likely die in a shootout when police more plausibly think they’re holding hostages
There’s no winning solution. The show is ruined by attracting too many psycho fans and detractors. A fitting end, I guess
>>212151216damn letty has her phone its over
>>212151229Yeah but she did when Ellie was impressionable looking for role models. Young siblings copy older siblings for their life script
>>212150959I legitimately got into fishtank this season through cucumberfeet recaps. Always saw this 'fishtank' thing and this 'sam hyde' guy but kept scrolling.
Then I saw the next day's recap, then the next one. Then I checked out the YouTube stream a bit. Then I signed up on the site to get more angles and conversations.
Now, I'm binging s3 recaps and furiously refreshing /ftl/ and twitter for updates. I went full parasocial and I don't even care. I tell all my friends and coworkers about the glory of Fishtank.
>>212151072Hmm I think you may be onto something
>>212151167FAIR COMPETITIONS
>>212151273Yeah it obviously explains a lot about Ellie
>>212151253"Your heart rate increases when I speak. That either means you're aroused or about to pass out. Either way, I’m into it."
Eleanor Moon is like some song title for neutral milk hotel or avey tare or some shit
>>212151285i tried telling my friend about fishtank and i got to the part about challenges and how in s2 they got offered $1k to get a dyke to say the n-word and they stopped listening lmao
its such a tough sell
>>212150846>Faggot is slowly becoming safe to say like retard.this
>>212151222I'm a fucktarded npc
is we getting our questions answered today
>>212150639i fucking love this ad lmao. i wish we knew who the girl is
>>212151324>.t reddit fag
>>212151285Cucumberfeet is also compromised as he knowingly didn't include Ellie saying she likes Jet or the disturbing puppy play. So he sucks as well.
Got my black gf into fishtank
>>212151122I couldn't care less about anons finding an 18 year old attractive. But going through all her family shit isn't kenough.
>>212151339yep, called my coworker a faggot in front of the whole team last week. we’re back.
Sam is too busy hunting down the redditor that ruined the show with a hatchet and Jet is probably getting off galaxy gas with the cast to do anything useful.
When do they shave ellie's hair off?
AB, I hope she’s ok. Fuck it must suck not having to recap for a day. I feel for her
>>212151399Galaxy gas was so 2024 oldfag
>>212151167Btw they bought this house for like 550K and did maybe 80K of generic renovations to it and want led 250K profit on their flip.
Good luck with selling your condemned shitbox now!
>>21215137848% of african american women age 14-49 have genital herpes
>>212151399thank you for being transparent
name some laws you think should not be broken under any circumstance
then ask yourself if you witnessed said laws being broken. why wouldnt you report it? you right wing grifters get on your high horses about law and order but only when it benefits you and your red hat wearing butt buddies.
laws were being broken and this upstanding citizen took action and i applaud them
That fishtank ad was awful
>>212151429>cole hurt jet feelings over how stupid and pointless decorating the s2 house kwab
The police found what they think was a meth lab in the s2 house and thats why its condemned. Yunistus took the fall for jet
>get a show
>get groomed
>get condemned
>>212151378Let her go on the show
>>212151451We aren’t american
>>212151455>name some laws you think should not be broken under any circumstancebeing black
>then ask yourself if you witnessed said laws being broken. why wouldnt you report it? i would just kill them myself but i live in a 95% white area
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>>212151480did he really? i don't remember that. very funny. very based.
>>212151489the skinny black girl on bitchtank was hot and dark
Man, I’m bored. BORED. They PROMISED 42 days of a show. Where’s my fucking money, Sam and Jet?!
>>212151367you're just making shit up
Reminder day 1 Angie told ellie that "this is going to be so easy" because all their competition was retarded.
Little did she know she would be waped and beaten and be the first to leave.
KWAB
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I don’t understand why you would make such low effort bait. Seems like something that would hit hard like 5 years ago
>>212151525Jasmine was based
>>212151167They just weren’t cognizant enough to lie to the police because they had a good relationship with the season 1 cops
>>212150792Trying to get away from other 4chan nigger and kike slurs
They need to swallow their pride and just end it
>>212151526it says right in the ToS they can pull the plug whenever they want and you are out you fee
pay fucker
I hope the show is dead for good.
>>212151531The facts are that he didn't include those. I am *believing* he is compromised as why wouldn't he include those other than knowing it's a bad look for Jet?
>Shadi
>Jasmine
>Smaack
>Old black from FH2
>Young black from FH2
Jet, you know what to do
>>212151568Too much to swallow because of how gay they are
>>212151544remember when agelina was one of the worst fish off all time not because she did nothing but tried way too hard and alienated all her allies in the house then got the entire house to gang up on her to get her our?
>>212151525Good to know. I find black women to be gross and overly masculine, but you do you
>R9K JOHHNY NEPTUNE HACK BLASTARD MARKY THOMPSON CIARA HORAN DON JOLLY BIG PURPLE CHANNING EDDIE FRED HYDE
>>212151378Same. She loves my ivory tower
>>212151328I got similar reactions and it's whatever. There's nothing else quite like it, but if it were made for everyone to like it wouldn't be as special as it is.
>>212151367I don't expect him to be frank and capture everything, he does his part making the show more digestible to get into.
Get a Jet
Get a Ben
Get a barely legal Vietnamese girl
Get a 48 hours downtime
Get another 48 hours downtime
>>212151588What can they even do, they would have to set up the Season 3 House again.
>>212151593It should have been a wakeup call to her that she is just not likeable but honoring fishtank tradition she learned nothing and will continue her shitty behavior
>>212151525She wasn’t skinny
>>212151526The wiggers were too high to consider setting up a refund section on the site
>>212151550it's a low effort show
>>212151578nothing to include because it didn't happen. stop lying about shit.
>>212151328saying stuff like that tricks my friends into thinking it's good. then they check it out and decide it's boring.
>>212151603*females and me as freeloader
also we need at least one bedroom without cams
NEW CAMS ARE UP HOLY SHIT
ITS HAPPENING!!!
>>212151635really? i didnt watch and only saw pics posted here. thats how i am remembering her. can anyone clear this up with some clips or images?
>>212151593Yeah, she’s such a little brat.
>>212151328Ive only brought fishtank up a couple times irl but i preface it with saying its a giant pile of trash but its unique.
>>212151568If they can find even a potank sized room they could farm TTS for weeks and make about as they would have anyways. They won’t give that up if they can help it
>>212151629They're very literally out of options because everyone on all levels of government are completely tired of their shit.
Being ironic isn't going to save them.
Internet Clout with retards and degenerates aren't going to save them.
They now have to deal with the reality of the situation.
if jin wasn’t kicked
angie would be his first target to dogpile
>>212151686out of context. she wanted to do this.
>>212151651https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750826959381753.webm
>>212151661If you are going to try this shit at least learn a skill and edit a pic with new cams. Show some effort
>>212151661A NEW CAM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
I thought it was pretty funny wiggers kept hyping up an announcement
>NEWS TOMORROW
>UPDATE AT @ 2:30
>INFO IN AN HOUR
Then the actual update is
>WE NEED AT LEAST 24 HOURS
>>212151637There is nothing to refund. When you INVEST in the stock market you don't get a refund if things don't go your way. As Fishtank INVESTORS we pretty much entered a contract when we INVESTED our money in the show and they have no obligation to refund it. I've explored this particular question quite a bit on the official Fishtank Discord and it always boils down to this, which is fair. Besides, if the short time the show was on gave 7000 people a fun time, it's more total happiness than the money could've given me.
>>212151703would probably be dan. they were set to box each other the day after he got kicked
>>212151703Eliminations in the first 2 weeks is beyond retarded anyway.
>>212151550going out of your way to not reply to the bait is getting baited
you got baited
>>212151627Take time to goon someone from a different culture. Share incapacitating drugs with girls you may not have anything in common with.
>>212151718she openly says she wouldn't go after him and only calls him cute stop lying. she didn't say she likes him.
>>212151722the wiggers put no effort in why would I?
check the site btw new cams are up
>>212151735That wasnt the wiggers you dumbass. Just because someones name id one of the wiggers doesnt mean its that person posting
>>212151735>DO YOU WANT CAMS UP IN THE NEW HOUSE OR DO YOU WANT UPDATES?They could've spent the same amount of time to just type "We're setting up cameras" instead of being fags
>>212147287migrate when ready
>>212151717https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750969491638799.mp4
Yes because it's a grooming operation.
>>212151738jin was trying to humble dan, but you could be right. both angie and dan were getting on jin nerves
>>212151651you're literally just mad because taylor is fat
>>212151775this is a school for actors and she is just acting
>>212151692Sam has too much ego for that.
>>212151756Only after letty mocked her. She said jet is "more my type" than ben implying jet is her type of guy thus she likes him
i hope everyone does a credit card charge back for this rip off.
>>212151791says the guy browsing a blue board with a black theme
>>212151768You weren't authorized to post this update, you're fired.
>>212151812white hurts my eyes :3
>>212151785taylor is rich as hell and super beautiful stop lying
>>212151789no comeback how typical
>>212151802no that just implies the type shes physically attracted to, she states she doesn't like him. listen!!
guuoououuoaaoueeaeouaouuouuuuuuhhhhh
can someone please post the jasmine character? i need to remember
>>212151775>ellie wants jet bwc so bad total jet w
>>212151838You're literally just mad because taylor is ugly inside and out and canonically has a loose vag
>>212151812yeah its easier on the eyes
im sure there are plenty of us
>similar voice to Luke
>similar way of speaking like Luke
>medical doctor, just like Luke could have been if he follow his parents footsteps
>playful with ellie while Luke pussied out
Doctor Cross is Luke's doppelganger
>>212151838what's fucking wrong with you leaf, how did you go from simping for taylor to ellie? they're both whores
>>212151738Man, Dan getting his shit rocked would've been so funny. Fuck you Goran, you deserve to have your show shut down you fat faggot.
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Post your hand and say who your favorite fish is. Mine is Vance
>>212151872hmm i remember her being cuter and younger and less put together
>>212151886would've been a completely different show. this early in the season most people didn't realize just how retarded dan was
>>212151905oops wrong image
>>212151718straight up grooming - gold digger ism
>>212151865>>212151878i love all beautiful women and they cannot be tainted. stay mad!
>>212151867There's something I like about guys who are flamboyant but still straight and not faggy. Walton Goggins is like that too.
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>>212151923im picturing you with your fat hairy belly out with cheeto dust encrusted fingers and smirking to yourself
212151746
Interesting, still not giving you a (you), sorry.
>>212151905Bro can’t see ai
>>212151914His fans were really hyping him up and it gave him some crazy confidence. It slowly fell apart over the next week, but if he lost to Jin it would've crushed him immediately.
>>212151931you're literally just saying that because taylor raised her going rate
just sent my ICE tip form in about direncs tourist visa while working on a gameshow, lil Jet is in BIG trouble and direnc will be deported to south sudan
cant wait to collect my $10k reward for snitching
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Freest country on earth btw
>>212152001saved the image wrong fag
>>212151974you just did. i run a custom 4chanX that gives me (You)s with or without the >
>>212151959holy shit white women can't compete
>>212151959Is this ellies sister? Fuck ellie im simping for mommy sister
we need to be making jet happy
>I use software to get (yous)
Quite pathetic, KWAB
So what exactly is the Christmas example?
>>21215187248% chance she has genital herpes
>>212152055It was incredible to learn that bill isn't even a lawyer. Jet wasnt kidding when he said when he hires people he doesnt check if they want to college
>>212152016if they went to india they could film in some shithole 24/7/365
>>212152100im so in your head you cant stop replying
>>212152099>you want me to do what...
>>212152099>>212152138I would never let my virgin 18 year old sister go on a jet neptroon production. Her sister must have wanted to get rid of her for a month or something. What the fuck
>>212152154>I mean... if it makes you (jet neptune) happy...
>>212152198>just not in the butt mr neptune
it's klaus' bedtime soon, threads will improve soon
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>>212152125>I could've just pretended to be a lawyer, joined the wigger crew and been up to my nuts in Abi if I'd just shot my shot
>>212152232its pretty meaningless evidence anyways, i think posting the thumbnail is fine
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751212268958581.mp4
Please god nigga make the gracies beat jet neptune to death
>>212152352WHAAAT?!?!? IM DELETING MY ELLIE FOLDER, SHES NOT A VIRGIN?
>>212152329get back to work Jet you've got stupid goyim to rip off
>>212152352>whats mounting?
wigger big brother is better than actual big brother and thats objective, get that normie shit outta here
cams are up jet is jerking off
>>212152462munting not mounting
>>212152602imagine nuking FH2 just to try "LOGIC AND REASON" a bunch of normies to be outraged about a "pedo child rapist" based on nothing but hot air
>YOU HAVE TO BE OUTRAGED AAAAAAARRRRGH THIS CAST IS SO CANCER AAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH>WES, SUMMON 10k ENDORSEMENTS FOR LUKE OUT OF NOWHERE
>>212152602wheres the penis?
>>212152579Go fuck yourself
>>212150431He's an egomaniac so that's probably more painful for him
>>212152727tucked backwards between their legs
>>212152919thats an incredible tuck. i need to learn how
>>212150734I was wondering how the average StreamStars participant can live with themselves being 35 years old in piles of literal garbage while having achieved nothing in their life. This is good insight, thank you.
>>212149869FH 2.0, I still don’t even get what the contestants were supposed to do to win that. Their best strat was to blend in and play the lame drama game to get each other voted off, but when they did that Jet said
>Nooo not like that! You’re playing the game wrong!And pulled the plug. Were they supposed to mess with these random people and just themselves voted off immediently?
>>212151568that's the problem. pride. also greed.
>>212151629they can't go there I don't think
>>212151737ugh oh not good for the fishtank fans. they have created enemies now.
>>212151451And something like 90% of women have Onlyfans and 70% of marriages end in divorce. At least I can get a girl tested for herpes before I have sex with her.
>>212151072>make up things about herSuch as?
