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Bogan Basement Edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- The Season 2 house has been closed
-- 24 hours has passed since we've been live
-- House 2 was condemned
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)
>Watch herehttps://www.fishtank.live/
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https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
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https://www.fishtank.live/archive
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>>212144528
New Sodaman leaks
Streams resume tomorrow @ midday.
Stream will start inside the RV as a fake out, transitioning to the S3 yard.
StoX Update
Remaining fish are currently staying in separate hotel rooms
they have access to their phones and are free to come and go.
S2 house pending an inspection.
Direnc has been removed due to visa issues (on a tourist visa) but paid
Ellie is no longer involved, he doesn't know why
Letty staying
Vance returning in a production/freeloader role with a "loose" commitment
Alex B and Simbal freeloaders, One additional female freeloader from audition videos
It will have a connection to bloodgames 2 but he didn't elaborate
>>212147422even if fake, sounds good
could do without Vance, though
>>212147422>Alex B and Simbal freeloadersPlease be true
>>212147422>Direnc has been removed due to visa issues (on a tourist visa) but paid >Ellie is no longer involved, he doesn't know whyIf this is a true leak drench getting kicked for some bullshit is fucked up
>>212147422Nice larp buddy
Rate my morning energy drink:
1 Scoop Whey Protein Powder
4 Tablespoons Psyllium Husk
1.5 Tablespoons MCT Oil
Followed by a cup of hot black tea
Followed by another cup of hot black tea 30 minutes later with a multivitamin
>>212147422Please be true
Drench and Ellie being gone would be sublime.
>>212147599If you don't struggle to keep from telling people how wonderful your bowel movements are, you aren't getting enough fiber.
My lunch and supper consist of huge salads
My evening protein shake has 4 tablespoons of ground chia seeds.
Anon my shits are over so fast I can't unlock my phone in time before I have to wipe.
It's so fucking amazing.
The husk packages it in nice gel form that just slides right out and I barely have to wipe.
The Chia seeds and veggies add bulk for minimum shipping requirement so I don't dawdle on the toilet.
Holy fuck I love fiber.
>>212147422>Direnc has been removed due to visa issues (on a tourist visa) but paid obviously this is fake as this contradicts the psychic witch's prediction
>>212147660Anons in this thread: Heed this elder autist's words for he is 100% true.
Do the needful and trust the experts.
>>212147567Tired of them busted holes
>>212147660fibers are a psyop, a banana contains enough for your daily fiber needs
>>212147783banana(s) contain enough for daily fiber needs due to its combination of insoluble and soluble fiber.
four bananas a day would help people meet minimum requirements in addition to American high-carb diets.
>>212147719enjoy your lead
Sam Hydeโs mind is so raped that whatever he says in sincerity, you can assume he doesnโt mean it, and everything he says in irony is what he truly believes. No wonder MDE attracts only the most nihilist among us
>>212147422>Direnc removedif true thank god, listening to her voice was more difficult for me than listening to rachel and jimmy and fatty combined
>>212147422>Ellie is no longer involved, he doesn't know whyoh, I think we know why
tragic. niggas ran her off fishtank if true
>>212147422>direnc removedeven if this isnt fake, the season is over without her
gg
If Ellie left then they should replace her with another asian girl and never address it
https://bunkr.site/f/GPqaMqfZix2Ol
Leaked Ellie video
did anyone ever find any jav that shinji was in?
>>212148236She would suck Jets dick?
how was angelina smart enough to immediately start a patreon but not britney? didnt she graduate middle school early?
I'm just happy to know Jew Neptroon and his rag tag team of Wiggers couldn't get away with it this time.
>>212147422>Ellie is no longer involvedIโm out.
>>212149112sorry josie but ellie is now the new sizequeen
Goran should be sentenced to Slav Tank for a year. Live with them, study them, enduring the same challenges they go though. I believe this character building exercise would help improve not only himself but Fishtank as a whole
erm... i love watermellie
>>212149112>BJIt's a handjob, boring!
Why are the viewers blaming season 3 and reddit instead of Jet?
I just need one night with Angie in the playroom
>>212149070Nobody would know the difference
>>212149523There is, for no reason, a huge Jet Defense Force on every other community other than /ftl/. I simply do not understand it.
>>212149621>We need another 24 hours
>"prank" calls the police on the wiggers in your path
>>212147259>>212147259Weโre in here it was made first
>>212149484https://bunkr.ws/f/fypXUzpmj94jb
>>212147422Sam here
This is real
Buy hydeforce
>>212149652Better, but she isn't looking at me, so it doesn't feel like true pov, and therefore I can't get off to it.
>>212149654Why are her legs so fat?
BIG NEWS
STREAMS ARE COMING BACK IN A LITTLE OVER 2 HOURS
>the vault was raided by savages
>they had to escape
>luckily dangerous caleb (that guy is so cool) was able to find them a vehicle to escape in
script says they start in the spaceship vehicle and land on a new world and must build their own settlement
there will however be natives around 20 that will join and help them too
this was the plan all along, trust the plan, the wiggers worked very hard for months on making this all come together
Nice thread splitting retards
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Ellie explains
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751212268958581.mp4
>>212149695She got stung by a bee
>>212149712Sorry bro this the Angie thread
>>212149654Ugly reject with a flappy bottom
MDE never dies. Theyโll figure it out. They always come out on top Looking forward to seeing more of S4 after production shits on their competition. They arenโt gonna let you all down. They never do.
God damn Jet! That bussy is so fucking tight! What do you do all day, tighten that bussy. Tight brat Jet
ellie is both a truecel and a cumcel for jet
>>212149759Why would you as a grown man pretend to be someone else on a jewish misinformation forum?
ellie gave jet a handy j in the back of the rv and it lead to sloppy toppy and fingerplay...
>>212147422Idk why they would go back to season 3 house. Why would they go to a familiar location when they are already getting swatted all the time.
>>212149840What do kinky zombies eat?
Deadass!
>>212147422hmm interesting
>>212147422I wonder how they deal with visas
Direnc is there on either a tourist visa or an ESTA visa (ESTA visa is the same thing as a tourist visa but it's only for people from a few selected countries and you just fill out a form online and get it a few days later, dont even need to pay), but under those visas you cannot sign contracts, work and get paid.
I'm surprised they haven't gotten in trouble for this. I believe Oliver was also in the US under a tourist or ESTA visa and he got paid. Idk about oddbod.
>>212149844need more of these
>>212149859This is it.
The gayest straight man alive.
>>212149654Fat girl legs and kankels. Face like Jerry Seinfeld.
I just want to hold Angelina in my arms as we share a cigarette and smell the ocean in her hair
>cleaning
>packing
>moving
finally back
>broken audio
evicted
>second day of downtime
loving this solid solid product 10/10 would invest again
>>212149931You'll be smelling my cum in her hair
fishtank peaked with bitchtank 1 (and it wasnt even close)
>>212149875Letty had the same not entirely legal visa worming issues in season 1 I think
>>212150010why do u watch this show to goon for girls u never get?
what rimming a failed reality tv show producers asshole does to a fair maiden
>my job is to run illegal deadly firetraps
>>212150010Holy shit, I forgot how ugly Claire is
>>212150082Who's the not-ugly slut?S0VGD
>>212149875Cant they just sign a short term contract? Im very ignorant but like what about a musician. Lets say a kpop artist or a british boy band. They do a concert in the US. They have to sign a contract and get paid right?
>>212150082weird chin on the left whore
>>212150023YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
>>212149523Season 3 is reddit
I hate insider posts, but I can verify some claims made in this thread.
>All fish still staying are in good spirits
>Aryeh did have doubt in staying but has been convinced (was given some smaller prizes along with other things)
>Show restarts late Monday (night)
>Green new world theme will continue
>>212149654Keke I can see the cellulite from here
>>212150193PLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE, OH BABY! DON'T GO!
>>212150050Did she? I guess they can just pay them under the table but whatever contract they sign is not just null but could also be used against both parties
Idk I think its spooky, idk why they take the risk
ellie sucking my bwc while direnc rims my ass
>>212150082Left mogs the right
>>212150200S3 is the only concept that has legs. Retheme Famous House each time. It's holding up the mirror to vain normies and revealing them all for freaks and morons. Fantank is absolutely tragic.
>>212147422>direnc gets ICE'dlmao
>>212150263is this her half white half-sister?
One final insider leak
>Jet and Sam are trying hard to convince bliccy to fill in for Direnc. The plan is to have her do an Australian accent and wear a wig. She's holding out for a lot of money, Jet thinks she's worth it but Sam thinks they can get her for a lower price.
>>212147422>simbal freeloader
>>212150263where's this from? I spent a couple hours searching gigi pics and i never saw that one
dead ass thread baka nontent show
>>212150326Thereโs two active threads thatโs why
>>212150168Theres all sorts of different visas including special visas for athletes and entertainers but the process for these is not simple. You gotta go to an american embassy, you gotta get interviewd, they run background checks on you, theres papers to be signed etc and I mean it's not gonna take much effort to realize that Direnc or Oliver are not entertainers or musicians or have some sort of career as artists and believe me, the people in charge of handing visas do not like getting lied to or played with. They can literally just decide to block you from entering the US for a decade or even more. It's a pain in the ass.
Even a tourist Visa is a pain which is why a lot of people that can get an ESTA visa do so (ESTA's are pretty much for European, some asian countries, Australia basically first world countries)
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>>212150364oh of course her feet look good.
FUCK!
>No stream and complete radio silence for 48 hours during the middle of the season.
Yeah, the show is cooked.
>>212150441Gone but not forgotten.
I always loved Ella, she was the only pure thing to ever touch the tank.
anyone have any more of aryes weird sleeping positions?
>>212150486Imagine paying the wiggers after this mess
>>212147422man that would actually be good
>>212150540We need to support them in their time of need. The show getting shut down is not their fault and they are doing their best to bring it back online
what is bam margera thinking about the show right now
>>212150583>The show getting shut down is not their fault
>>212150546>they have access to their phones and are free to come and go.You think this is good? Its over. Everything will be filled with metagaming garbage since they will all have knowledge of what people did on other cams during the show
>>212150399Alright got it, thanks. I guess the follow up question is, if it's so obvious that Letty/Drench/Lance/Olly weren't participating in a legal way why hasnt that been used to attack the show? Im not a schizo or anything but it's obvious the Channing/Cryo types would use something like that to shut down production. I mean I guess it's not illegal to get an ESTA visa and be on stream but imagine it was Oliver instead of TJ with the bruised rib
>>212149654i would 1000000%
Insider here:
>ellie left s4 after she walked in on jet beating off to pics of her older sister during the 2 day break
>jet was in tears and begged her to stay but apparently the vibes are too weird for her now
>>212150736It takes time
The stuff that got them shut down this season was openly discussed during the bitchtank threads and that was years ago, bro
>>212150583>The show getting shut down is not their faultIt's 100% their fault, but that's why I follow Fishtank - the incompetence is the entertainment.
bill ottman succesfully prevented burt getting the ''prize money''
In the wise words of Alex B, "Fishtank? More like Fishstank"
>>212147452Suck shit faggot Vance is a God
>>212150736That's what I've always wondered too. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. If I had to guess, for people outside the US they don't actually sign anything or they sign it as a simbolyc gesture and all payments are in cash. Even even then, the fact remains that you have people from outside the US, on ESTA visas, in a reality show production, competing for money.
Idk but if I was Direnc or any member of production talking to the police I'd be pretty spooked.
>>212151001god of nontent
>>212151022We love our nontent here
>>212148236Thank God I'm so sick of the pedo posting
you're all some variation of this guy, if you're still here , fuck you
>>212147422No one wants Letty. Shes a nasty bitch who has been forced since season 1. Only people that like are Jeremy coded and probably the ones doxxing and swatting
They should just send us back to /bant/ since the show isn't going on kek
>>212151173I'm white and poor tho
>>212151270I'll be back on /pol/ denouncing the talmud before I ever step foot on that pedo board
I bet jonny knoxville was the one who called the cops
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gamba man is leaving :(
>>212147287 (OP)I need this thicc-lipped femgrug
>>212149654samuel fumbled this baka
>>212151004this is very interesting. Ive asked chatgpt (I know, I know) and from what it tells me, the participant (I guess we could add Jin and Shinji to that list too) wouldnt really face any kind of trouble beyond being fucked if they want to return to the US which Im sure is not a necessity for Direnc, Lance, Jin or Oliver but definitely for Shinji and Letty. But the production company could get in trouble which makes it even more retarded. It does say that if no payment is guaranteed it might be easier to avoid trouble, maybe that's their "loophole"?
god i love angie so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbzbTHIKJUo
>>212151432so excited to slut herself out love her
>>212150629Is this a 40-year-old?
>>212151408>but definitely for ShinjiNo definitely not for shinji, heโs on a student visa
>>212147422>Alex B and Simbal freeloadersFake news, Alex B is currently on vacation in Hawaii
>>212147422>No DirenรงYeah, I'm not watching this shit any longer (never opened PPV not the FT page)
>>212151230No we love letty
>>212150629anyone have more delaney pics I lost all mine
>>212151375Ellie is an earthrocker.....
>>212151432You and your pedohag need help.
>>212151547i don't have much but here is one of her ass
>>212151547No dice. The guy who kept asking about more pictures got some from Delaney or her ex and bailed, deleting the gofile.
It wasn't much, though.
>>212151625she is in her 20s you sick fuck
>>212150302this is bullshit. I'm a VIP in the Bliccycord and she said she would never ever return.
>>212151507Alex B was drunkenly threatening the doxxer last night on video calling him a dick sucking lady. I think itโs safe to say that he was planning to go from vacation into hellhouse
>>212151683fuck off early baker
>>212151408Yeah the trouble for the foreign contestants would be deportation to their country and probably blocked from entering the US for a while which is obviously not the worst but still really sucks. I'm not american, i got family over there (actually pretty close to the wiggers kek) and it would suck if I got black listed for like 10 years and in some cases more.
For Shinji idk cause he had a student visa and I think people on student visas can work and get paid but they gotta communicate that, but I'm super not sure about student visas which is why I didnt mention Shinji.
>>212150629the thinking man's fishgirl
>>2121502714 of the "vain normies" are now turbo orbiting fishtank and grifting thousands of dollars out of paypigs and whales every month.
Burt, Alex, Binx, and Mizzy won.
The freakish parasocial fanbase who will give their bloodmoney to clout goblins for attention lost.
>>212151683Why are you so fixated on lettys asshole
>>212147422>Simbal freeloaderfake as fuck, retard
>>212147719that stuff grosses me out. The texture is disgusting.
>>212151755If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.
>>212151742And that's fine. If the normies want to orbit after, I don't care. But they shouldn't be fans coming in. Look at Freddy.
>>212151406Sam is a multimillionaire.
He could buy the same thing but a 20 year old version, why would he wife the 32 year old beat up whore model.
>>212151638fantastic
>>212151669i definitely remeber seeing some after the gofile got taken down
>>212151721Yeah I forgot about Shinji being a student for some reason even if using the prize money to help pay for that was his whole reason to be there. I don't know, it does seem a bit dumb that you can't just hire someone for six weeks. Both my brother and my brother in law have been to the US because they work for international companies and they wanted them to teach the US workers about their craft, they were there for a month too and it was completely legal. I know the difference is they receive money from my country's branch of the company but I'd argue its not that different.
>>212147422they would absolutely never pay for separate hotel rooms.
>>212151825I think one was a short bj vid and another pic of her taking it doggystyle.
I bet she has GBs of videos of her fucking people while high off her tits and nobody will share them.
Bummer.
where are they? what are they doing?!
>>212151807but you said the joke was they were revealed to be freaks and morons. They weren't. Turns out the normies were smarter than you and all the other based losers.
All they had to do to take your money was pretend to like fishtank after the show while continuing their vain normie existence. You freaks pay mizzy and binx 500 a night to sing karaoke. They arn't the joke here you guys are.
The normies capitalized more off of fishtank than anyone besides sam and jet themselves.
>>212151916the hacker known as 4chan strikes again
>>212151930gangbanging mints
>>212151916No one gives a fuck retarded groomed kid
>>212151967miss mints ass so much
>>212151936Truth nuke, paypigs and any retard that gives Sam/Jet money deserve to be treated like cattle
>>212151916But it was reddit that did it? We secretly love jet and would never mess with his production beyond jin style light ribs
>>212152025Nah, fuck jet
total jet death
actual truth:
>nobody walked for real yet
>they're just going back to the s1 house, wanted to theme it and needed to stick the cast somewhere for 48h
>gonna admit being chased from s1 house was a joke but the swatting was real
>fred walked but came back after he got drunk again(lol!)
>seth smoked weed and got kicked from the hotel and ticketed(lol!)
>ellie is aware of her /ftl/ simps and hates them(start negging her)
>theme is MI6 / 007 shit, they wanted to make goldstriker a bond villain and the s2 house his lair. it's the same but more scuffed now
everyone's done with the logistic stuff, jet is currently asleep, show will resume tomorrow if they finish the final staging touches(probably also resuming if they dont)
>>212151936I haven't given money to FT since before S1 even started. If they continued the FH concept, I would have bought a season pass, because that's the best concept.
>>212151916it was reddit who troon it out
>>212152025They always pin the blame on this site. It's easier to do that on a formless blob where no one is guilty.
Plus, we see the wiggers by what they are and openly voice it.
>>212152025I abhor Jet and want him as far away as FT as possible.
>>212152025We want Jet fired but yeah we donโt actually do anything itโs all just memes to scare the wiggers into making a better show
>>212152082What was the point of the fallout shelter thing then?
we need to be making jet neptune happy
how does every season get worse? i was hooked first season and now i can't even watch for more than ten consecutive minutes. jet it up, i guess...
>>212147287 (OP)Hear me out. Rubble tank after the house is demolished.
>>212151916>these fat drug addicts are my father figures and make me a better man because they exploit mentally ill people for entertainment??????
is bill actually a lawyer or is that a bit
>>212152025>>212152105reddit is le wholesome hungus, if something bad happens in the internet, then you must blame 4chan or other imageboards named chans
This has been my comfort show since the first week of it starting. The day it ends is the day I lose one of the few things in life I look forward to
>>212150852pics of ellies sisters?
>>212150271s4 cast has done the most with the least effort from production out of any cast
>>212152201big brother live feeds july 10
>>212152181bill ottman googling online law school 3 month
Bad news
The votes
They're in
>>212152201its an evil show because it tricks your brain into thinking you have friends and are being social.
>>212152233Itโs not the same.
>>212152233>first time i watched big brother was when luke was on>gets kickedi cant take it
i miss watching drunk daniew
>nearly 3 days
>still not up
it's ogre
>>212152260yeah they dont get kicked out and have to abandon their own show
>>212152259I deal with real evil shit regularly due to work and itโs made my life very dull and bleak. This is my enjoyment.
>>212150860Her crying date with psychotic Jimmy was so darn funny lmao
>>212152233is there a site like ppv to watch for free
>>212152233isnโt big brother extremely gay now? i watched the old seasons but havenโt watched any new ones. same with survivor. are the feeds different?
>>212152280shiwuh me timbhews
Angelina is a tight slut god damn, like bitch what do you do in your free time? you tighten that shit in your free time? FUCK, need to put a baby in you.
2 days of Jellie being isolated together with no cams
Wonder what she's been up to
>>212152145>What was the pointStop right there.
>>212152227Freddy and Drench maybe. And Jin before he was kicked. As soon as Angie left, Dan was listless. Aryeh is a yapper type and doesn't really count as doing anything.
>>212151936Mizzy and Binx are based and redpilled for that, just like me.
>>212151432i can see why pick me's get picked on
big brother live feeds are basically like the harpies nest in season 3 of FT. It's boring as shit.
>>212152314yeah plutoTV has had the live feeds the last couple seasons
>>212152259Itโs what you make of it. It can motivate you to build real friend groups again if youโve been a lone fag for a long time by reminding you of what youโve been missing
>>212152342oh you can just watch big brother and cycle through the cams for free on the official site? that's cool
>>212152299The scuffed rawness is honestly its appeal
>>212152181he's a tech guy that owns half of fishtank.
Post your favorite Gundams
>>212152181>He graduated from University of Vermont with a BA in English and currently resides in Connecticut.
big brother does not have ben (who is washed i must admit but still probably funnier than anything on that show) so i shan't be watching
Drinking and gambling at the local gas station. Can it even get better?
>>212152408no not exactly. you have to have a paramount+ sub
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yeah so uh, that was the elimination swatting. nobody wins the grand prize. tune in for bloodgames 2 in a couple weeks guys, it's gonna be awesome.
this mma fighting coffee got me geeked up and ready to wild out
>>212152412for me, it's the retards
>>212152442i dont understand why they are so confident in bloodgames 2 on the s3 property. why didnt they just do season 4 there too if they have the ok to film there
>>212152430gundam seed.... home
>will suck wigger dick for fame
And you simp for this? Lol
>>212152379I've been completely alone since high school and I'm in my 30s now. I'm used to it now. Fishtank just plays tricks on the brain.
>imagine being a midthirty discord groomer picking up Ellie for a moviedate and she opens the door
guess we'll have to wait for ai to get better and then we can have ai fishtank.
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>>212152360Don't forget to sign your username in your next TTS. You are the star of the show now to cool guy!
>Yeah, I'll do whatever makes you happy!
>>212147422>Direnc has been removed due to visa issues (on a tourist visa) but paidwho needs swatting when you can get the house raided by ICE for visa fraud
>>212152472scott, go find them. force the issue. surely they need you.
How can you fuckers have any hope for Bloodgames after this monumental trainwreck is beyond me.
if vance was there none of this would have happened
>>212147422if the list stopped at S2 house pending inspection I would've believed you, it just stops being believable after that line
>>212152487crackerjack wouldn't do that.
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>>212152491Could be worse. Imagine it was her ex.
>>212152518scott tzu the art of war
jet just wanted to inhale more galaxy gas in realised he could do it under the guise of "legal problems"
>>212152530how retards think bloodgames is even going to happen without instantly getting shut down is beyond me
if bic flame was there none of this would have happened
>>212152530BG aint Jet Tank
Jet here
Cams back up in 2 minutes
you dumb niggers
>>212152545I need this tight slut on my cock NOW
Bunkertank had to have been in the works for months and was the original twist. The fucking lore dump alone that Sam memorized and said to the fish when they first entered was CRAZY. It was so in depth that I wouldn't be surprised if they hired some sci fi author to come up with it.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751212268958581.mp4
>>212152591I want to believe
how many seasons do you think this crap will go on for? could this be the last?
>>212152412yeah, i watch big brother for the plot
>>212152549What's he gonna do? Put his ass in the air and tell you to mount up it's time to get your ass kicked?
If tacxin were there none of this wouldโve happened
it was thought Sam was throwing sticks in Jet's plans for 3 seasons, but turns out Jet needs Sam for Jet to make any effort
>>212152617No way. They make too much easy money off of it.
>>212152617I think they owe the Wefunder "investors" 10 seasons, this would be the 7th
Did anyone else fall in love with Brigitte last night when the leaks were posted? I can't stop thinking about her bros...
>>212152617turns out it was around 3 and 1/4 seasons
>>212152479This will never be answered and no one approaches this question in good faith. The ONLY thing people have said for a possible reason is that there are people there currently working on the set. And that they are in the house. But they could cordon off the bar basement and just do it there.
>>212152612every time i think i'm done with aryeh he pulls me back in
Why don't the guys on here who get obsessed with the girls go and fuck girls who are nearby?
>>212152503me on the bottom middle
>>212152628Brigitte should be on big brother.
>>212152632The Gracies are niggers, he might sucker punch you or worse
these threads weren't as grim even during the RV phase of S3
show needs to come back soon or its gonna be the first time the degeneracy is too much for me to handle since S1
>>212152655Because it's not that simple. When you watch fishtank, you spend 40 days watching someone, following their movements, watching them sleep, getting into their minds, in such a deeply intimate level that you just don't get anywhere else. Once it's done, you have a good understanding of the fish better than anyone else except maybe the fish's parents. That kind of connection is rare.
>>212152655youre assuming those fags even know how to talk to girls
Charli XCX has actually got really sophisticated lyrics man. It's crazy how all her fans are dumbass women.
>>212152690queeeen she ended frank
How come this general is still allowed when the show isn't even on anymore?
>>212152655they dont call em Elliebots for nothing
>>212152430-Mark II
-Maxter
-V1
-Blitz
-Zeta
-Nu (CCA version)
Non-Gundams.
-Mercurius
-Gerbera Tetra
-Juaggu
-Virgo
-Zaku II
-Messala
>>212152687it's one actual pedophile guy named Klaus from /bant/ who's spams all day about his various sexual fantasies about Ellie and other fish.
It gets better once he goes to bed.
He's a heroin addict and his brother killed himself.
If they're not going to tell us exactly what they're doing, can they give us a when?
They're setting up in that dime square warehouse or some shit right
>>212152661you are pretty handsome ngl
>>212152719The show is on. The audience is expected to make content for the next day, and boy did we deliver last night.
>>212152693why would fags need to know how to talk to girls?
>>212152719there is much to discuss
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So why not just get a couple of these and take to the road? I know wigger incompetency is the biggest reason but there is a simple answer here.
>>212152655They live in flyover states, thatโs why theyโre always obsessed with the mid Asian girls. S2 was an exception in that it was European Incels obsessing over an ugly but very American woman in tayleigh
>>212152712>Tight >little
>>212152530I want to see them crash and burn.
They can always do worse and the paypigs enable this.
>>212152661playboy bunny? that's like negative rizz, that's like a rizzvoid
no wonder Cler was desperate to fuck anyone but him
>>212152628It looks too polished and produced. My brain canโt accept its not just something like Jersey shores
do you think ellie would goon with you over her sister?
Announcement in an hour, straight from the Sodacord.
>>212152772Thatโs not vgr
>>212152749so they can fuck em
>>212152761you know how many TTS that would cost?! like 40!
You're being hoodwinked.
Your being hoodwinked.
>>212152772it was a nice jacket so i bought it
>>212152612Based Aryan correcting the record.
>>212152735something between 24hrs and heat death of universe
>>212152786Brigitte and her various boyfriends talk about grooming and fucking Ellie when they're in bed together. It's Brigitte's kink.
>>212152761>take to the roadthat's not fishtank
I posted about starting the MGS games a week ish ago because Daniel kept talking about them, started MGS 1 last night and it's pretty good so far but you guys were right the controls are kinda weird, cool environment/story though
we went 100 to 0 nigga real quick
How did Mints get so fucking thick?
What the absolute fuck.
>>212152661would blow you
do you think sam was really mean to ben and jet for wasting his time when they told him the house is condemned
>>212152829neither is moving houses or giving them phones for days
>>212152837It's worth it, keep going.
>>212152408My bad, I thought you were talking about fishtank
>>212152735Her grammar is atrocious.
>>21215284912 s 0ymilks a day
when they start casting s5. just put on an act, maybe get a pretty girl to make your audition video and show up in a wig
>>212152782its less about the actual show and more about the live feeds and the threads.
>>212152841Would sam have kicked arye if freddy succeeded?
>>212152661Dan Soder wannabe
If you used this time to get a hobby you could get decent at it and meet up with locals who also do it and some of them would be girls you could get to know, meet their friends etc. Then you'd be able to build organic female relationships and have sex etc
>>212152849Heโs ftm, tacxin also is
>>212152699VGR was groomed by Claire for 6 months to get a free poppy concert and twin peaks tour vacation with only a single pity closed lips kiss in return.
PSA for anons getting DMs from fishtank girls. Be careful out there
>>212152849claire stuck a bike pump up his asshole
>>212152862Definitely will, I'm enjoying it so far
>>212152841s1 was tame and boring
everyone should thank mauro for trying to bring entertainment in the house
>>212152859>do you think sam was really mean to ben and jetSam doesn't seem to give a fuck about fishtank
>>212152874Binx and Mizzy are coal burners
>>212152889or you could not
>>212152849i put a hamster bottle filled with soi milk in the cage i keep him in when i'm not using him
jet and i will only use spit for lube
>>212152904keep us updated anon
>>212152889And this has worked for you?
>>212152849Thas wut i been sayin nigga. Niggas talmbout ellies and ranches win that stankin ginjer bussy screamin to bleed
>>212152890Letty saw that and was like
>AWOOGA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA
>>212152891oh shit we're onto something, we discovered the fishtank simp phenotype
>>212152912yeah but he doesn't like them wasting his time. he's building an actual good supplement, hosting and writing the award winning sam hyde show, and creating a video game like half life but satirical
he's a busy man
>>212152889I live in a rural area. There is a 0% chance of this happening.
>>212152890I don't even like it when girls have such narrow shoulders desu.
>>212152952She saw his drugs
>>212152975do you not drive
>>212152890That girl's ears are almost at the base of her jawline. What kind of fucked up freaks made that thing?
>>212152977Yeah itโs dysgenic
>>212152918mizzy has done NO SUCH THING
>>212152942I have met women via hobbies yeah.
>>212152918nononono the simps told me they were based a red-pilled because they pretend to like sam hyde!
Fuuuuck mints make a nigga wanna act up
>>212152935Last thing I did before bed last night was sneaking into the black guy's room and he told me there's a big robot that I need to stop by using key cards
>>212152889>build organic female relationshipsNope, fuck that. That's normie logic/thinking and leads to being friendzoned. Both individuals, man and woman, should know that the initial contact and continued contact are on a sexual relationship path, and if the girl wants to get off then so be it. That's why online dating is so great, both people go into it knowing that the other person wants to fuck them. There's no ambiguity. Everything is out in the open. There's no way that making a move will shock the other person. There's really no way to get friendzoned unless you allow it to happen.
>>212152993She has no jaw and has one of the most asymmetrical faces Iโve seen
>>212152503cooler than u muhammed
>>212152975What better options do you have
>>212152959>greasy>looks like they jack off nonstop>looks weird
>>212152874how is the binxcord reacting to this?
>>212153015THATS ACTING IN A MOVIE MIZZY HAS DONE NO SUCH THING!
>>212152998Literally 2 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/live/7lyZylqaIM8?si=oXB9sJVg9BWQj60c
>>212152991i'm not putting miles on my car in a futile attempt at being a normie.
whos the fishtank ad girl
>>212152998weird how all her friends are blacks, mexicans, and a jew or two.
Bring.Him.Back
He was the magic sauce holding it together
>>212152983no way, it must've been his WORK ETHIC that attracted her
>>212153022Mgs 1 is the best one by far so you dont need to bother playing the rest
I just meet girls online because I play gay games and they are 8/10 times open to fucking on first meet up
>>212153028Looks like a character from borderlands.
Life is mizzy
captcha: STD28
>>212152829fishtank is bwoken, gotta adapt.
>>212153064Thatโs basically all people who live within a major metro area
morning /ftl/ is real brown boy hours
>>212153064She lives in LA
>>212153024stem brained freak tries to analyze human relations with facts and logic
>>212153022brb dying of a sudden inexplicable heart attack
>>212153064that's not weird
my friends are also a mixed batch of nations
>>212147422The direnc thing doesnโt make sense. Letty isnโt American either.
>>212153085like is blacked
>>212152890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKBrQJDnpMw
>>212153064No one did the Joker (2019) version? That's cringe.
>world war 3 was a nothingburger
>fishtank is already dead
>the neck hole didnt kill me
what a fucking disappointment June 2025 was.
Solid Snake would have skated, Daniel
>>212153055thats CRYPTOMAGICIAN NOT AN NWORD BOYFRIEND. ITS STREAMER SHIT SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME. MIZZY IS INNOCENT
>>212153028Looks like she is melting. Bloodline must be cursed.
>>212153109Mizzy would never
>>212153093I have zero interest in trying to make "friends" with girls just to get into their pants later down the road. That's a pitiful, pathetic move that, again, leads to being friendzoned/awkward conversations when you reveal your hidden ambition. Starting out with both people knowing what's up is FAR superior; if you deny that, you're either a virgin or a normie.
>fishtanks guys and gals hang out with blacks
>reeeeeeeeeeee that means they are getting blacked
cuck mindset
>Red Cross
>moon
>model
>lilo and stitch
>bee jay jay
>m. M. A.
>korean
>gracie
>italian
>nike
Remember these for the TTS subliminal codes to Ellie IF sheโs still there
>>212153109why was sam okay with this, but not with burt hanging out with male strippers?
>>212153047Nigga has been in her orbit for 6 months. They are more worried about the homeless looking simp that pretended to be a streamer to meet her at the same event
>>212152959Itโs called being ugly
>>212152975Why do you live in a rural area as a single man? The only valid reason to live rural is to raise a family or retire
>>212153153it really is cucks having an ERP
can you explain his obsession with gloryholes in walls?
>>212153153>hang outYou mean flirt with black men on camera?
>>212153154Donโt forget to start every message with sambo and end with supreme x3
before you judge one of these mutts for spamming cuck fantasies, just imagine being them. waking up being brown and five feet tall, hearing howling children and barking pit bulls, constant fire alarm chirping, eating takis and fast food for every meal
it would be actual hell
>>212153089And she is fucking a bunch of niggers and spics in LA.
>>212153101its weird for a girl whose simps rabidly claim is totally red-pilled, based, and would never fuck a black.
>>212152975Long distance relationship. Meet some SEA girl on an Omegle-alternative site.
>>212153191imagine simping for a coal burner
>>212153181noone disagrees about abuelita binx shes old and nasty its mizzy that is innocent
Who is the Scottcord going to target next?
Ellie must be fiending for a BBC right about now. Sheโs never gone this long without one.
>>212153144This is the worst Sam has looked and mizzy was still obsessed with him he looks better now
>>212153155Same reason he makes fatty hit on the girls he likes every season, he openly has a cuck fetish
>>212153206>>212153191oh and I forgot being basically illiterate and reading your insecurities into posts that don't mention anything like that
>>212153024There great if all you want is to fuck but long term relationships rarely happen from fuck apps. Youโre selecting from people who are good at fuck apps and will resume the search for fuck buddies at the smallest inconvenience
>>212153195>>212153223go back to discord/bant weirdo cucks
>>212153152i am a proud normie, most if not all of my relationships have been through my friends/their girlfriends introducing me to their friends and having a couple weeks of friendship to get to know each other which makes the prospect of entering a relationship even more exciting, also the friendzone doesn't exist
Also
>Angel Polikrapova didn't immediately make an onlyfans upon turning 18
>The LA riots were a nothing burger
>The Switch 2 only kept me entertained for a week
>>212153195sure bro
and all my concubines are a mixed multitude of races
>>212153144Mizzy is back for for bg2 best belee dat
who was in the right?
arye for touching ricky berwick's balls
or ricky berwick for yelling at him for doing it?
>>212153181that is one weird lookin negro
>>212153244not every asian person is Shinji, ya goof
>>212153210I love the way they love
>>212153152Every single person I know in a real relationship met through friends of friends not fuck apps
>>212153208Mizzy literally fucked Dhar Mann to get in one of his shitty youtube videos
>>212153244No heโs not, he lives in San Diego
>>212153085How did we get this video?
what was your favorite season 4 bit
for me it has to be daniew being pwoduction
>>212153261Might makes right. Arye saw what he wanted and took it
>>212153256Surprised you got a week out of it with no games to play.
>>212153208>>212153153>>212153172Not much of a fantasy when the bitch literally does nothing but flirt, kiss, and collab with zoomer niggers and spics since S3
>>212153181She claims that was her manager at retail job she had and heโs gay
>>212153239You get to know the person while fucking them. If they're not compatible, you break up and find someone else. It's no different than trying to friend a girl (whilst jacking off to her at night and pining for her in secret for ages like a cuck), waiting to see how her personality might mesh with yours, before making a move. Plus, girls can be very different as friends vs as sexual partners.
>>212153296KEK I had no idea that was even a bit until Jet said to change his shirt heโs done being production. Dan is the certified king of Lโs but we love him for that
>>212153285i dont give a fuck hes not black and thats the cuck narrative you are spouting take the L and crawl back under your discord rock
>>212153296the best bit is everyone pretending to be really into feet. imagine if that was real haha
>>212153309you're a strange little man
>>212153299Aryeh thought Ricky's balls were poop
>>212153251Disgusting. Your approach is awful, terrible even. Rip the bandaid off and announce your intentions immediately or move on.
>>212153313>24 hours atleast
i liked when Jet bitched out Ellie for stealing his back rubbing gimmick and finished the scolding with "STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY"
Just got home after quitting my job to watch fishtank, why are cams down? Hello? Iโve got chips and food ready here after a 3 day work trip
>>212153228Sam is 6'4, owns a production company, and is a multimillionaire.
Mizzy is a vapid clout chasing goblin who wants to be rich and famous.
Sam could look like Harvey Weinstein and she would be all over him.
>fishtank live
>no fish
>no tank
>not live
curious
>>212151821sam is losing money fast and has a lot of his money tied into assets and bitcoin. don't be deceived. he doesn't have as much money as people think.
took a massive mma sized shit after slamming 3 cups of extra strong Scott Sullivan MMA coffee I'm ready for whatever life throws at me, let's ride!
>>212153372Oh yeah. Bitcoin is famously illiquid.
>>212153355it's worked pretty well for me and most of the people i know that are in relationships
They shut it down because the faggot paying subhumans were going to get Daniel kicked. The whole point of the show is for autistic young people to have some character development.
>>212153296Jet really cooked with the 'Pull Ellie out of the shower' bit.
>>212153296>what was your favorite season 4 biti like the 2-days-with-cameras-off bit with 1 sentence handwave explanations from the crew
>ayo can the dog drop in?
>>212153372selling bitcoin is an infinite money glitch
>>212153326It never becomes more than fuck buddy search. People good at fuck apps just get comfortable with that was as a llifestyle until they age out of it being an option. If thatโs what you actually want good for you
At least I can sleep "normally" (i.e. 2AM instead of 4AM) again, Fishtank is particularly taxing on eurochads.
>>212153265Alex B black edition
>>212153372he probably has multiple millions, just look at what fishtank makes
>>212153377the dojo is open brother let's rage
>>212152661man are u druiddroid ?
>>212153338>>212153356you two arn't any better.
>>212153287He lives in Japan
>>212153401my fav part was when she was complaining about showing feet to letty that night, and letty said whoever is waiting to see your feet pics already jerked off to you, and an anon in the thread said that described him lol
Honestly the way Freddy cryptically talks about "The Stars" is the most sympathetic aspect of his character. He sounds like a replicant who just learned true human emotion
>>212153415Seriously though, coming home from work just to watch them make breakfast and sit around then when I sleep shit actually happens
>>212153441No he doesnโt. Iโve seen him multiple times in SD, heโs on a student visa here. It amazes me how confidently completely wrong yinz can be.
>>212153372wouldnt it be ironic if after a decade preaching about how funko pops are embarrassing he ended up going broke from buying cars and designer clothes?
>>212153382The banking system deliberately made it so. You have to spend months explaining to some illiterate idiot roastie at the bank how crypto works or she'll flag you as a terrorist. I'm flagged in 2 banks simply because the employees are too incompetent or lazy to even try to understand the documents I sent them.
This is by design, it wasn't like this before crypto and it was implemented purely to disrupt the growth of crypto, does absolutely nothing to stop terrorists or money laundering.
>>212153440The most fucked up looking people ever. Why do they show their face?
>>212151916I can just smell the low IQ without even looking this profile up. It's so prevalent that I'm thinking the vaccine damage must be getting to terminal levels. Zombie-tier brain activity.
>>212153413You're not finding the right people, then. Or you're going in with the wrong mentality.
>>212153449hes completely fucking retarded its kind of "his thing"
>>212153296Aryeh meeting patrick star
>>212150852>Newfag here:fify tourist
>>212153329>i dont give a fuck hes not blackhe's arab
The mizzler loves brown dick
>>212152401That's just Cryokeen with long hair DESU
insider: stream up in ~15 minutes barring no unexpected tech hiccups
>>212153405>bringing in a bloodthirsty shitbull into the houseBiggest danger this show ever had and noone bats an eye lmao
>>212153469Iโm guessing he sorted out his financial issues?
>>212153447itโs true though
>>212153518it hasn't been at least 24 hours yet
>>212153504brownoid detected shameful display
what was he saying/thinking during this moment?
vance here
fuck those faggots for dropping me, glad their shit is rocked. jet and ben are two of the biggest most insecure faggots ive ever met, total creepo. yeah
>>212153520>bloodthirsty pitbull>it was just wagging his tail and stealing food from the cripple/pol/fags get the rope
>>212153530>disagreeing with insiderswe'll see.
>>212152661>this guy claimed to be 20 years oldI work with younger looking 50 year olds
>>212153547>awwww pibbles just wanted to play!>reddit spacing
>>212153547reddit hates pitbulls too
is reddit /pol/ now?
>>212153483Whatโs the longest relationship youโve had that started from a fuck app? I donโt know anybody whose had one last long than a year usually much shorter
>>212152959They both look like Der Coomer except if he still had hair
white people arent masculine enough to handle a pit
>>212153560i never claimed to be 20 plus i'm 36
>>212153568this reddit spacing purity test is so fucking stupid
>all posts should be nightmares to read, legibility is gay reddit culture eat shit
>>212153606bam margera is not white
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>>212153468can't find my streamstars dysgenic collage so have this instead.
>>212152082this sounds kinda cool so it 100% isn't real
>>212153296its so funny that daniel felt more confident wearing these
Hi my name is [Jet Neptune] and I like [stealing from Sam Hyde's wallet]
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>>212153024Online dating is for faggots who don't have rizz and aura. The women who use it are like Ellie, completely soulless husks who stare at their phone every waking moment of the day.
Imagine just pulling your kneecap off with your own bare hand
the guy working overtime to convince everyone ellie is into bbc is an angie simp
>>212153520>>212153547>>212153568wasn't it not even a pitbull and just some less dangerous look-alike breed
>>212153613>let me tell you about your cultureask me how i know you're brown
>>212153662it looked like a mix
>>212153658I actually think it's Jet or production in an effort to make us "not care" if he fucks Ellie or hires girls to fuck.
>>212153667ive been on 4chan on and off since maybe 2007? i'm actually kind of bitter of what has happened to 4chan culture since I was too young to be here. you're just a fag
>>212153372>s1 made him money and 1m house>s2 made him money and 1m house>s3 made him money and 2m housefishtank bring him 5 million to his own pocket and 2 more for operation costs but you are right, he is losing money
>>212153650are we suppose to know who is making these posts?
>>212153215The porn edit of this was the chemo that saved S3
>>212153716there is no indication they own the s1 house. they had delist the s2 house because they cant sell it and probably owe more than its worth with the loan and renovation costs. they paid way too much for the s3 property and are just letting it get even more rundown. best case scenario they can bulldoze both houses and split the lots
>>2121535964 years and counting.
>>212153856The S3 property was also more than a big warehouse, which is pretty funny.
>>212153467>go to work >sit down at work computer >fire up fishtank >they still haven't gone to bed I don't know who lives more degenerately on-season, the fishes, or the euro viewers.
>>212153596does 4chan count as a fuck app? the one i met on /trash/ entered it's sixth year a few months ago
realistically how much would it cost to buy a warehouse and build a house set in it?
>>212153959>realistically how much would it cost to buy a warehouse and build a house set in it?way, way more than the current ways of the wiggers.
sam won't give up that easy revenue that fast.
>>212153959depends on the warehouse space but ideally you would just rent the warehouse for triple net and then just put all your cash into the build out
>>212153899i'm so glad, that i'm working late shift
>>212153716none of this is true