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Anonymous No.212149365 [Report] >>212149472 >>212149505 >>212149524 >>212149558 >>212149588 >>212149994
How do you guys deal with the anxiety of being in the movie theater?
Anonymous No.212149378 [Report]
I don’t have an anxiety at a movie theatre.
Anonymous No.212149386 [Report] >>212149534
have a wank
Anonymous No.212149472 [Report] >>212149511
>>212149365 (OP)
>Step 1: Cut hole in bottom of bag
>Step 2: Unzip pants and insert dick through said hole
>Step 3: Profit
Hard to be nervous when you're jorking your butter-flavored wang to the newest Trolls movie or whatever
Anonymous No.212149505 [Report]
>>212149365 (OP)
if you still feel embarrassment in your adult life you weren't bullied enough in school. the hard part is trying not to yell at people for talking.
Anonymous No.212149511 [Report] >>212149525
>>212149472
butter wouldn't the it burn youre dike?
Anonymous No.212149524 [Report]
>>212149365 (OP)
I buy the big popcorn bucket and offer the people sitting next to me a handful every 10 minutes, so that way they know im cool and not a weird loner
Anonymous No.212149525 [Report]
>>212149511
Really it's the popcorn shells going down your urethra you ought to be more worried about but nothing important is ever easy or safe.
Anonymous No.212149534 [Report]
>>212149386
Have two
Anonymous No.212149558 [Report]
>>212149365 (OP)
I ask Robert to escort me to my seat
Anonymous No.212149560 [Report]
>When the 18th trailer of a shitty horror movie no one is going to see plays and the movie was suppose to start half an hour ago
Anonymous No.212149568 [Report]
Always bring a gun, don't get too involved in the movie. Remember to check your surroundings every couple minutes. Always sit at the back.
Anonymous No.212149588 [Report]
>>212149365 (OP)
I take 3 extra doses of my anxiety medication
Anonymous No.212149595 [Report]
the only embarssement that i feel is when everyone is leaving
Anonymous No.212149608 [Report]
i pretend the actors cant see me
Anonymous No.212149994 [Report]
>>212149365 (OP)
By being a grown man.