How do you guys deal with the anxiety of being in the movie theater?

I don’t have an anxiety at a movie theatre.

have a wank

>>212149365 (OP)
>Step 1: Cut hole in bottom of bag
>Step 2: Unzip pants and insert dick through said hole
>Step 3: Profit
Hard to be nervous when you're jorking your butter-flavored wang to the newest Trolls movie or whatever

>>212149365 (OP)
if you still feel embarrassment in your adult life you weren't bullied enough in school. the hard part is trying not to yell at people for talking.

>>212149472
butter wouldn't the it burn youre dike?

>>212149365 (OP)
I buy the big popcorn bucket and offer the people sitting next to me a handful every 10 minutes, so that way they know im cool and not a weird loner

>>212149511
Really it's the popcorn shells going down your urethra you ought to be more worried about but nothing important is ever easy or safe.

>>212149386
Have two

>>212149365 (OP)
I ask Robert to escort me to my seat

>When the 18th trailer of a shitty horror movie no one is going to see plays and the movie was suppose to start half an hour ago

Always bring a gun, don't get too involved in the movie. Remember to check your surroundings every couple minutes. Always sit at the back.

>>212149365 (OP)
I take 3 extra doses of my anxiety medication

the only embarssement that i feel is when everyone is leaving

i pretend the actors cant see me

>>212149365 (OP)
By being a grown man.