Why did he become fat?

the human metabolism slows down as one ages and he never adjusted his eating habits.

>>212151889 (OP)
Every man needs a vice and food was Marlon's.

>>212151889 (OP)
He was a modern day King Henry, a man who had it all and couldn't give a fuck.

>>212151889 (OP)
Being fit, young and handsome isn't all there is to life, and he had already experienced it.

>>212151889 (OP)
The lulz

>>212151889 (OP)
ate more chicken than any man, also 60 eggs

>>212151889 (OP)
he had problems with eating since his youth and immediately began to lose weight extremely. After 40 years, he stopped caring about diets.
Now they would put him on a bunch of pills for psychosis associated with food, but then no one cared.

duh

>Jackson was in town for two concerts on the 7th and 10th, and had invited old friends Brando and Taylor as his guests. On the morning of the eleventh, writes Kashner, Jackson got "a call from friends in Saudi Arabia who warned that America was under attack." Depending on which version of the story you believe, the three stars then "planned their escape, afraid that they would be the next target," and drove out of town, even though fans kept mobbing their car looking for autographs. The trio eventually drove as far as Ohio, with "Brando allegedly annoyed his traveling companions by insisting on stopping at nearly every KFC and Burger King they passed along the highway."

>>212151889 (OP)
>1585197482760.gif
Richard Pryor fucked THIS? he was lucky man

>>212151977
Fair. He seemed to have contempt for his extreme luck, yes.

>>212151889 (OP)
A daily reminder that every famous black guys from the 50's to the 70's slept with him and that's how they got famous.

>>212152646
>What do you mean people are filming my luscious, juicy ass? I wore this bathing suit that rides right up by butthole so they would look at my shoes.

Geniuses, but not at dieting.

>>212152098
>Brando allegedly annoyed his traveling companions by insisting on stopping at nearly every KFC and Burger King they passed along the highway
Holy kek

>>212152941
>I'm assembling a team

>>212152878
>racemixed with Polynesian women
>screws up kids by being an absentee father
>called out Jews for owning Hollywood
>ends up on his knees crying as he apologized to the Jews
>Bonus: raped a woman on camera
Marlon Brando always cracks me up.

>>212152941
What if the key to their genius was in their gorging?

>>212151889 (OP)
Hollywood directors are always in need of a big fat guy

>>212152908
>juicy ass
asses shouldn't produce juice

>>212153032
Crowe has no excuse. F pig.

>>212153012
>>Bonus: raped a woman on camera
He didn't rape anyone. The dumb cunt was just scared that Brando would oil her anus, and that's all.
There was a sex scene between the characters in the script, but there was no piece of butter.

>>212152941

Did Brando demonstrate Hollywood's first 'Twink Death'?

>>212151889 (OP)

You can ask the same thing about the king.

Egg status?

He had eating problems since his childhood. He also said he tried every kind of pleasure in the world and none of them were as good as eating.

>>212153374
My father looked exactly like this when he was like 20. I always remember his photo from the military when I see this gif poster. I look like gremlin though.

>>212153375
He could borrow drugs from Pryor. Drugs are an easy substitute for food.

A true hedonist who didn't deny life's bounty

>>212152049
Chicken means pussy btw

>>212153032
>cocaine nosebleed stains on his shirt

>>212153212
James Dean

I can't find an interview with Larry King anywhere. Is it really just the fact that Jews are the bosses in Hollywood that is a manifestation of Nazism and material for extremism?

>>212153374
Ohhhmaaagaaawwwdd

>>212152908
Who are you quoting other than your own incel projection

>>212151889 (OP)
He went to Europe and then bought an island in Polynesia and lived a life of decadence.
When you don't have someone to tell you no that tends to be a problem.

>>212153212
his was more like a twink holocaust

>>212153470
>pussy
>richardpryormarlonbrando.jpg

>>212152941
It's funny that French and other European cuisine are full of butter and oils, they can eat it and not be fat but when Americans like these two eat it they turn into walruses.
Is it because they have the money they over do it by eating it every day?

>>212152908
she doesn't mind, the fatty next to her does

>>212153012
>racemixed with Polynesian women
>women
Nah bro he was the Kahuna of Kunny

>>212153589
You can eat both chicks and cocks

>>212153659
>Nah bro he was the Kahuna of Kunny
this didnt happen during the filming of a certain film, did it?

Sex with peak Brando.

>>212153719
>>212152941
what kind of fucked up person do you have to be to go from being a fuckboy to being a whale?
God how I don't want to get old and fat, it's awful

>>212153034
But not a real jerk.

>>212153849
i look forward to becoming an old fat bastard. seems like the life

>>212153849
everyone gets old and fat. or old and ugly. or old and crusty. or old and confused/stupid/scared or any combination of all of them.

He did everything. He fucked Elvis with Rita Moreno for fuck sake. Shakespeare, everything. Why not enjoy food?

>Who are you quoting other than your own incel projection

>>212153981
he didnt go to the moon

>>212151889 (OP)
He realized looks don't matter once you have money and a name for yourself. Why should you care? Women don't care if you are handsome or fat, they care about money and power. And money and power can also buy gay sex. Like, you can pay a dude to suck your dick, because he was bisexual, right? Anyway, once you are rich and famous you don't have to worry about your lools, unless you are a woman. But of course, you must be talented. He was talented. He was fat, but he could act. He could carry any movie. So he had that. He wasn't only fat or whatever. He became fat because he knew it didn't matter.

>>212153905
>everyone gets old and fat.
Clint Eastwood didn't get fat, he just got old.
Even in old age you can look normal.

>>212154039
Yup. Got me their.

Post more young Brando (no homo)

>>212153589
Chicken was slang for pussy

>>212154115
but how did the little girls know?

>>212153719
Good lord

>>212151889 (OP)
he became successful so he stopped caring

>>212154139
Because little girls are hotter than hags.

>>212154180
are you the backdoor man?

>>212154079
Sure, but why eating in particular?

>>212154092
fuck off and read the entire post lamebrain

>>212154112

Hey, if I made a shit tonne of money, I'd buy and eat a whole lot more

>>212154255
he looks like a drag king in an underground lesbian bar here

I hope I can age like Dick Van Dyke.

I'm close to becoming like Brando.
I can't stop eating chips and McDonald's. Recently I just couldn't fit into my favorite jeans. Every day I say that I'll run and stop eating all this crap, but I can't stop, it's too tasty.

>>212154410
post belly

>>212154410
Yes...let the tastyness flow through youu..

>>212154112
You're a fucking gay!

>>212154429
>>212154456
Every time I try to lose weight I get a headache........I'm getting back to eating and feeling better.

>Actor Richard Erdman, a fellow actor in “The Men” (Brando’s first film), says Marlon’s diet at the time consisted of “junk food, take out, and peanut butter”, which he consumed by the jarful. By the mid-fifties, Marlon had become renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and Cinnamon Buns, and washing his sweet treats down with a quart of milk.
>Close friend, Carlo Fiore, said Marlon would go on extreme crash diets in the fifties and sixties, but then would lose his willpower. He would subsequently gorge on huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in maple syrup. (One of Brando’s nicknames for himself was “Branflakes”.)
>Carlos Fiore would be dispatched by Brando’s directors to fetch him out of local coffee shops. Kark Malden, a close friend, said that during the shooting of “One Eyed Jacks” (1961) Brando would eat “two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode, and a quart of milk” for dinner. This diet necessitated the constant altering of his costumes during filming. Because of this, at his birthday party that year, the crew gave Marlon a belt as his present with the card, “Hope it fits”. His birthday cake was labeled “Don’t feed the director” (Brando was the director of “One Eyed Jacks”).
>His second wife, Movita, actually put a lock on the house refrigerator. But when she awoke one morning, the lock was broken and Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheese. The house maid told Mrs. Brando that Marlon made nighttime raids on the icebox routinely.
>Brando also loved to frequent hot dog stands late at night, particularly the L.A. hot dog joint Pink’s at 3 and 4 o’clock in the morning, where he’d wolf down as many as six hot dogs at a time.

>>212151889 (OP)
Food is just too good, man.

>>212154594
>His second wife, Movita, actually put a lock on the house refrigerator. But when she awoke one morning, the lock was broken and Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheese
was he a looney tunes character

>>212154511
bruh, this is very zesty

>>212154672
based brando

>Not surprisingly from these gorge-fests, the costumer on Mutiny on the Bounty, James Taylor, claims Brando split 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, due to his wild swings in weight. This necessitated a stretch fabric be used on his wardrobe replacement clothes. He split these pants too. During this time, Marlon was also once observed taking a 5-gallon tub of ice cream and rowing himself out in the lagoon to indulge himself.
>On the set of The Apaloosa, Marlon’s double once had to be used in long shots simply because Marlon had eaten one of his gorge-fest lunches.
>Dick Loving (yes, that was his name), who married Marlon’s sister, Frannie, said Marlon would eat “two chickens at a sitting and (go) through an entire Pepperidge Farm cookies [package]”.
>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.
>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".
>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

>>212154578
You're not getting enough minerals then. Get electrolytes and sea salt.

>>212154594
>>212154718
In another life, he would be a French street performer eating rodents and dead puppies.

I'm watching "The Score" right now, Brando has about 2 or 3 minutes screen time.

>people in the black and white era called me "the world's greatest living actor"!
>rest on my laurels for the next 50 years
>can't act
>still get paid millions for small part side roles
Apparently Brando called the director Frank Oz "Fozzie" all the time and played practical jokes on DeNiro. He got so obnoxious that Frank Oz refused to direct his scenes. And then he died.

> Before filming Apocalypse Now, Marlon devoutly promised to lose weight, but he just couldn’t do it. Subsequently, his character is shown in the shadows for much of the film to hide his Buddha-like belly. A 6′ 5″ double was used in long shots by director Francis Ford Coppola to “give the character more stature”.
> By the 1980s, it was reported that one of Brando’s girlfriends had left him because he wouldn’t keep his promise to lose weight. He always seemed to be dieting, but the pounds weren’t coming off much. Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.
>Later in the ’80s, Marlon was routinely spotted at a Beverly Hills ice cream parlor buying five gallon containers of ice cream- which he would eat all himself. Reportedly, one of his favorite “snacks” around this time was a full pound of cooked bacon placed in an entire loaf of bread. During these years, the 5′ 10″ Marlon’s weight would balloon up to an incredible 350 pounds at one point.
>Towards the end of his life, when his life was obviously in danger from his over-eating, Marlon did make a last-ditch attempt to drop some excess weight by going on a bland diet. At one point he did drop 70 pounds. But his heart, his liver, and his body in general were already severely damaged by his over-eating habits and frequent crash diets.
>Possibly only Elvis Presley and Orson Welles, among show biz and movie legends, liked to indulge in over-eating as much as the great Marlon Brando. And right up to the end- which, sadly, finally came on July 1, 2004 (he was 80), Marlon never lost his great love of food, especially his beloved ice cream.

>>212151889 (OP)
He had to get it on

>>212151889 (OP)
He was Italian. Italians notoriously eat like absolute shit

>>212151889 (OP)
this is how i look irl but im gay

>>212152999
Why did he die so young?!

>>212155168
He was just a kid!

>>212154718
I love both of these actors, but now I'm starting to think maybe Paul Newman WAS a phony.

>>212151889 (OP)
he had it all
money, fame, every possible pussy from every age range
and in the end he realized it was all useless

>>212155012
He was not Italian. His ancestors were German. Literally with the surname Brandau.

>>212154917
Making it to eighty on that lifestyle is good genes. A really fortunate guy from start to finish.

>>212155297
>every possible pussy
What about nigger cocks he sucked for fun and admitted to?

>>212155406
this cat is already dead :(

>>212155012
German.

I watched Last Tango in Paris for the first time recently, and I didn’t find the buttered anus scene disturbing or upsetting, like people say it is nowadays. In fact it just gave me the horn.

>>212154718
>>212154917
Where do you even buy 5 gallon tubs of ice cream? Is that the steel drums they have in ice cream parlours? Was he buying ice cream wholesale?

>>212156194
Maybe the Ice Cream store was just selling him their extra tubs because he was Brando and they were excited he liked coming to their shop. I'd be pretty hyped if the one of the greatest acting legends ever liked my ice cream parlor, too. I might even sell him the ice cream at cost.

>>212152646
>He's filming your booty.

>>212152098
Unironically if Saudi Arabia killed Michael Jackson, pre-allegations at the peak of his popularity they wouldn't exist as a country today.

>>212154917
>Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate
Cellini got 50 friends to raid an enemy over an insult, Marlon got this, and I have nothing

>>212153608
Because they sit on their ass.

>>212153374
52 eggs and Newman is a phony

why do americans love posting shirtless men and get really angry about boobs? serious question

>>212153212
No, John Wayne did.

>>212151913
well, he also had a eating disorder

>>212156194
>>212156362
The Ice Cream Guy obviously followed Brando around as he had kids in college.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwHB7tHirRY

>>212153608
Americans are fat cause they don't walk much, always drive cars, and their eating portions are enormous

>>212151889 (OP)
They pork out when they could no longer compete with younger men

>>212152646
>>212152908
>>212153096
>>212153544
>>212153643

Madalina Mates btw

YOU CAN'T SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT
MARLON BRANDO EYES

>>212153544
He's right though. Make it make sense.

>>212153418
When I see old pics of my parents it literally looks like a Top Gun promotional still. Like not even exaggerating a bit. Meanwhile I look like a racist caricature of a jew.

Weird how that happens.

>>212153032
Russ is going on the Ozempic here pretty soon.

>>212154594
>Marlon Brando had a used Volkswagen Beetle he purchased and used solely for late night runs to Pink's hot dog stand on Melrose and La Brea. The inconspicuous red beetle was parked at a sympathetic neighbors home near Brando's Hollywood hills residence in order to conceal Brando's late night snack runs from his second wife, Movita. Brando would sneak out of his home, walk to his parked car, and drive down to the hot dog stand where he would reportedly order a dozen or more hot dogs at each visit. Eventually, the neighbor had to call the authorities and have the Brando hot dog beetle removed from their property as Brando would simply toss the waste into the back seat, resulting in a beetle filled with countless soiled hot dog wrappers, and hundreds of partially consumed hot dog parts all rotting in the back seat of the car. The smell of rotting hot dogs eventually became overwhelming, however, Brando continued to use the car regardless, and failed to either clean or remove the car from the premises, resulting in the need for police to intervene on behalf of the neighbor to remove the car.
>Long time associate and character actor T.H.
>True Hollywood Tales 1997

>>212154410
Lift weights, you can get away with a belly the more muscle you have

>>212153121
It's different when it's for a movie role

>>212151977
This.
The amount of clout this guy had was actually disgusting.
People were terrified of his presence and did anything he wanted. Directors, Producers, even studio executives all caved in to his demands.
He knew this too, and he always got what he wanted.

>>212156194
Any ice cream shop will special order 5 gallon containers for you to pick up.

>>212162603
>shows up obese after promising to lose weight
>doesn't read the book the movie is based on
>doesn't read the script
>still produces kino

>He also created what he dubbed his “real-life Mounds Bars” by cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, and then stirring it into the coconut for a “tasty treat.” And during the filming of the movie The Missouri Breaks (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and then threw it back.

>>212162919
>He also created what he dubbed his “real-life Mounds Bars” by cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, and then stirring it into the coconut for a “tasty treat.”
not sure why tasty treat would be in quotes, that sounds like a tasty treat

>>212154180
>Because little girls are hotter than hags.
Proof is in order.

>>212162417
all those hot dogs must have led to some hot logs