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>>212153357 (OP)
Unmasked

Check deez digits out!

>>212153466
Mr. Weyoun I love you so much not in a perverted way

>>212153466
by the founders you got it, never thought I'd see the day, praise be may the founders smile on you.

>>212153466
The Founders have blessed you

>>212153357 (OP)
>they just copied the Boshh helmet from ROTJ

The Breen are so cool. What other shows are they in? Don't mention anything that's not actually Star Trek, I don't care.

ok i'm going to keep playing this resurgence game for a bit, I've pissed off the tactical officer made freinds with the science officer and scarred some friend of mine for life idk how, anyway I'm being diplomatic and talking to some backwater civilization, at least Spock likes me, back later

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>>212153907
what is that?

>>212153907
I bet you could see your jimmy go in and out of that thing.

>>212153746
Yep, season 4 or 5 of STD (I think 5), turned the main Breen character into a simp and a cuck. Lol. Lmao even. They want to destroy what you love.

>>212153948
?

>>212153961
didn't that anon ask for star trek only? not std or any of that shit

>>212154001
I just felt it was worth mentioning because he said they were "so cool" and I felt like being a dick. Kek. They couldn't have ruined the Breen harder if they were trying to on STD.

Are the breen supposed to be gaseous or did I make this up in my head for some reason?

>>212154001
I think he mentioned it to point out I was right to put that caveat

>>212154030
>>212154037
I suppose, god that sounds awful, I can't believe either of you actually watched that shit

>>212154037
I was hoping to ruin them for you but you passed the test, STD definitely isn't Star Trek. Well done, anon. To answer your query, I don't think the Breen show up in anything but DS9.

>>212154072
I hate pretty much everything on television and I hate movies too. I just hate-watched STD because I am a completist.

>>212154036
no they are just super super vulnerable to the elements so they always wear their biosuits, kinda maches up with the founders, so scared of being attacked by others because of their vulnerability they are incredibly xenophobic and isolationist and paranoid.

Can I get health insurance through the Dominion? I have a pre-existing condition.

>>212154036
Breen planet is super cold or something

>>212154072
I didnt watch it. That's why I was asking

>>212154124
I couldn't do it I did try to watch std season one but dropped it pretty early apparently the captain was from the mirror universe which funnily enough I picked early on, anyway I never went back. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

>>212154184
It's apparently not they wear the suits anyway for a mysterious reason

>>212154206
I tried got about 5 episodes in when it first aired and realized it was steaming dog shit

>>212153357 (OP)

>>212154260
>I tried got about 5 episodes in
Lol, why did it take you so long? Are you really that fucking knob of a retards?

>>212154207
You really didn't miss anything. Michael Burnham gave lots of speeches and hugged Saru too much and they ended up literally like 1,000 years into the future and Michael Burnham had to rebuild the federation and then the Romulans and Vulcans had moved to one planet and now they get along. I'll give them credit they really toned down the war stuff but what they replaced it with was unbelievably boring. Just, so so boring. I would rank Lower Decks lower than STD though, STD once it got there, was at least trying to be a dramatic scifi show. It was just, they kept giving them extended length episodes. God the extended length episodes. Nothing extra would happen except for more speeches but you'd have to sit there for an hour and 5 minutes when it could've been done in 35 minutes. I'll spoil the ending, they flash forward and Burnham and Book have a kid go to Starfleet academy in the future. And the main plot of the final season was they met up with a computer program or a matrix or something where the Ancient Aliens who seeded the galaxy with humanoid life from that one TNG episode, they set up like a puzzle to get into this matrix, and Burnham solved the puzzle and they gave her some kind of magical power to use the technology but she decided to destroy it instead. I didn't quite follow because it was so boring and so long and there were so many speeches they didn't say anything meaningful. But it's kind of like running a marathon you feel like shit when you're done and you think why did I ever do that, but there is a sense of accomplishment, whenever people say they couldn't finish STD I can say: I finished it.

>tl;Dr: Watched all of STD, would not recommend

>>212154229
I remember reading a theory that because it's a Breen confederacy they wear the suits because they're actually many different races that all call themselves Breen but the helmets are like an equalizer. Don't think it's canon though.

>>212154501
which seasons were the most boring/least important? I didn't watch seasons 3 or 4 and I don't get the impression that I missed much.

Women should not be captains. Full stop. Maybe the ashkenazi ferengai are right about women.

>>212154576
It's all such a blur. That's why I'm glad I finished it because it really is a one of a kind experience. It's like watching paint dry. It's not like it's ever infuriating or terrible, its just aggressively mediocre. From what I remember:
Season 3 they get to the future and face off against the Emerald Chain who were like the Orion Syndicate who had taken over the quadrant after all warp powered spaceships became unusable because a future Saru alien had a mental breakdown and his brainwaves caused all the dilithium to explode or something? I'm not making this up. So they have to try to help rebuild the federation while fighting the Emerald Chain. Pretty boring.
Season 4: A space anomaly eats an entire planet and Book decides to join with a guy from Risa who hates pleasure and they want to find the anomaly and kill the aliens who ate the planet and killed Books nephew. Burnham goes after them, meets the aliens and gives speeches and they turn off the anomaly. That was basically IT for the season aside from some smaller politic type stuff, so I'm gonna say season 4 wins for most boring.
Season 5 like I said has the puzzle aspect which keeps the season moving, it has the Simp Breen and the sort of fugly blonde chick who he follows around as they try to also solve the matrix puzzle. OH. It's revealed that David Cronenbergs character was Daniels from the time bureau in Enterprise. Why? I don't know.

Oh also at some point they go back to the mirror universe and then the Guardian of Forever shows up and scoots Michelle Yeoh off the show. Yes, the Guardian of Forever from TOS. That might have been season 3?

This is what I mean it's just really really hard to rank them in terms of boringness. They're all boring in their own unique ways. Also Tilly makes the show increasingly unwatchable. It's like as she got fatter her character became more of a bitch.
That's all I can really dig up I watched it all a few years ago or whenever the last season of STD ended

>>212154634
People hate on the Kazon but there's some funny stuff on Voyager about the Kazon being like "Why are Alpha Quadrant women so fucking mouthy?"

>>212154501
thanks for the tl;dr. We need more heroes like you in this world.

>>212155100
Sorry I couldn't tl:Dr the second comment. Asking me about how boring STD is is like opening a can of worms because I'm fascinated by things that are terrible. That's really as short as I could make it and I hit the character limit.

>>212153357 (OP)
>big guy
For you?

>>212154959
Season 3 was the last season I watched. It had the Orion Syndicate lady who looked like a green Karen who feeds people to worms.

>>212155334
Two things I did like about seasons 3-5 (couldn't say when they happened): Michelle Yeoh going back to the mirror universe and murdering the engineer guy during a big ceremony was well done. He was very evil. It's a blur but I just remember it as being somewhat entertaining. The other thing that was well done was when the gay doctor got brought back to life from the mycelial network after being dead for 6 months or something he's just very on edge about it. He was a good actor. I believed him as a guy who came back from the dead and was legitimately freaked out by the whole situation. They let that breathe too, it wasn't just over with after an episode.

>>212155334
I had to stop after season 2. The red angel flying robo time travel suit with wings was so stupid.

Kinda messed up that Riker made Ro take off her religious earrings

>>212154141
>they are just super super vulnerable to the elements so they always wear their biosuits, kinda maches up with the founders, so scared of being attacked by others because of their vulnerability they are incredibly xenophobic and isolationist and paranoid.

they're just like me fr

Season 3 was the dumbest shit
>all dilithium exploded because some kid/manchild? (dunno) threw a temper tantrum in a nebula
>because of this the federation is somehow gone, no warp = no federation
>but somehow other alien empire still thrive?
>oh did we say ALL dilithium was gone? no, only the dilithium that was in use at that time
>so warp travel was still possible and dilithium was still there
>but the federation still decided to disband for some reason
>except for some super sekrit cloaked space station where everyone just waited until the Discovery came along to wake them from there slumber
>a slumber in which they still made technological progress yet didn't bother to restart the federation

>>212155493
Same anon: However for the sake of /Trek/ I'm done talking about the horrors of nuTrek.
On the episode of Voyager I'm watching B'ellana Torres is having dreams about an alien guy....with sexy results.

>>212155493
In ten years, people will still be talking about TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, and even ENT, but I highly doubt anyone will be discussing STD. If they do it will either how bad they thought it sucked, or how much it wasted its potential.

>>212155544
No kidding. For a show thoroughly infused with God-like beings (e.g. the Q, Apollo, Gary Seven, Trelane, the Bajoran Prophets, the alpha-quadrant Nacene, etc. etc.), for Riker to be so anti-religious was kind of a surprise. It's like his small-minded prejudice trumps actual evidence.

>>212155606
Yeah but didn't you get "all the feels" when the old guy still had his United Federation of Planets flag stored away?

>>212155660
>source: trust me bro

>>212155684
Don't forget Nagilum!

>>212155688
That's really all Discovery is about. Super totally genuine emotional moment out of nowhere. Please stand up and clap and cry.

>>212155760
looks like a cat

>>212155606
>everyone just sits and pouts for 100 years until ST. MICHAEL BURNHAM arrives and saves them all
Fucking asinine idiotic show. I dropped it. I couldn't take it anymore.

>>212155660
No I definitely definitely agree. After 5 seasons of it I mean I'm talking two plotlines that kiiiind of worked. It was baaad.

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>>212155778
I always thought so too. Maybe if I ever get a cat I'll name him Nagilum

>>212155834
Overall that's what really makes STD unforgivably bad is, does anyone NEED This. Much. Michael Burnham? Is she THAT interesting? Obviously the answer is no.

>>212155792
I feel that history will be less kind to the "good" nutreks as well. People are already looking back on season 3 of Picard and recognizing that it was still the same old shit but with cast reunions and nostalgia callbacks to blind them.

>>212155760
Of course! The guy whose face comes in pieces, or something. How convenient they swapped out the helmsman for a disposable black guy.
>>212155848
Word to the wise: never name your pet something you're not willing to call out loudly while walking around your neighborhood.

>>212155978
Who said Picard was good? That show made me go back to alcoholism.

>>212155978
I really didn't like Picard Season 3 even when it was airing. I probably wasn't alone but I was surprised that people received it positively. But then I've always been kind of lukewarm on TNG as a whole and I didn't watch it as a kid so maybe I was less susceptible to nostalgia.

>>212156023
>Word to the wise: never name your pet something you're not willing to call out loudly while walking around your neighborhood.
That's why I called my cat niglet. I didn't want to use the hard R

>>212156023
I did not consider what Nagilum might sound like when yelled out. Kek.

>>212156026
Sure, blame the show, you old drunk. I could tell you were the weak-minded type.

>>212153466
>So what do you think of the fabrication Captain Sisko? I specifically made sure to have Weyoun call Dukat a retarded faggot in front of everyone for that extra authenticity.
So petty lol

>>212153466
>>212153677

>>212153907
Going to put that under thing 254 that Lower Deck does better than live action nutrek.

>>212156625
>screen-accurate memberberries in a gay tranny show
Monkey's paw, mate

>>212156063
Just like season 2 they drag their feet for the first half and then hurry up and rush an ending.

>>212155186
Don't worry about it. The first part said everything really.

There are two main problems with NuTrek:
1. It's made by the worst hacks working in Hollywood (Kurtzman, Goldsman) and talentless DEI hires who don't know how to light a set properly.
2. A very vocal minority of queer Trek fans who only care about media in terms of how it can tickle their fickle identities have basically demanded that every show pander to them specifically.
The end result is poorly-made slop that only 3% of the population can actually enjoy. Happy Pride Month.

>>212157509
Well, them, and elements of the 97% for whom such things aren't a red line. Not everyone is as threatened by "queer" as you are, snowflake.

>>212157509
I wouldn't give a single shit about any nu trek shows if they just weren't called Star Trek.
If you are going to use the name for this shallow flashy bullshit at the very least the creators have to convince me that they don't hate literally everything about star trek. Obviously they failed.
Hope kurtzman falls down a well

>>212158174
>accuses nuTrek creators of hating Star Trek
>is filled with hate himself
total self awareness fail

>>212157945
Not everything is about you, tranny.

>>212158392
>t. too young to have lived through Howard Stern's lesbian fetish

>>212158289
If you can watch season 1 of Picard without feeling any anger then you are either autistic or not into star trek.

>only star trek series where the first season is actually good
how did they do it?

>>212158473
>>only star trek series where the first season is actually good
lol, lmao even

>>212158473
Well no because TOS season 1 is absolute kino

>>212158473
Err TOS?
Tbf I don't mind DS9 s1. At least its got Duet and its better on average than TNG s1

>TOS
>TOS Films
>TNG
>DS9

All the Trek you need. Everything after is abysmal dogshit.

>>212158778
You can watch Voy if you are really into trek and seriously want more. There's at least a handful of good episodes to not make it a complete waste.
Ent is probably not worth it. The theme song alone makes it hard to get through

>>212158778
the first two seasons of ENT are decent enough

>>TOS Films
lol
>>DS9
lmao
>the first two seasons of ENT
rofl

>>212158850
I'm really into Trek and I hate how terribly written the idea seems to be and I can't stand looking at any of the main cast members. Fuck VOY. I'd sooner watch ENT - but I won't.

Because.. I think I can live with it.

Halt, in the name of Chaotica!

>>212158778
I enjoy Harry Kim , the doctor and Tuvuk and find Voyager watchable .

>>212154548
It's better than canon, though.

Was it the real leader of the Breen who was imprisoned along with Martok and Bashir, and unlike Martok, the real breen leader never returned and thus a changeling-breen built an alliance with the dominion?

>>212157945
>red line
The mentally stable didn't draw the line. You lunatics did. And you keep drawing it closer and closer everyday like an invading enemy.

>>212158174
>I wouldn't give a single shit about any nu trek shows if they just weren't called Star Trek.
This, but I don't care about them at all

@ the anon who's been reading the bizarre recent post-DS9 comics, you should read the Pocket Books novels instead.

>>212158850
I liked Voy because it was a show about the hypothetical question of "What if star fleet, but on a deserted island".
Meaning ethics can be addressed in a whole new way for star trek

>>212159661
>Meaning ethics can be addressed in a whole new way for star trek
In a wildly inconsistent and regularly retarded way? I agree. There are some good episodes though. The Dr almost makes the whole thing worth seeing as a trek guy

>>212157945
Nah. You pushed this shit too hard and now everyone is tired of it. Even normies. The election should have been a wake up call for you, but I guess you just want to die on this hill.

>>212158471
It was pretty weak. Other than past trauma, they didn't really explain why the Romulans had a long-standing jihad against synthetic life forms. The violent synthetic rebellion was kino; slaughter all the stupid biologics, I say! But what really got me were the tentacles that emerged from the wormhole. Who exactly is the synthetic-life-form god from another dimension, Cthulhu? So, yeah, it was mostly irritating. I never watched the other seasons.

>>212158778
There you go, seething again. Can't you just be polite with people that reasonably disagree with your tastes? You're like a child. I can't imagine what your mom goes through.

>>212160029

>Emissary
kino
>Past Prologue
garak kino
>A Man Alone
odo "killing your own clone is still murder" kino
>Babel
mediocre
>Captive Pursuit
I am Tosk
>Q-Less
mediocre
>Dax
kino
>The Passenger
good
>Move Along Home
pleb filter kino
>The Nagus
one of the few good Ferengi episodes
>Vortex
good
>Battle Lines
kino
>The Storyteller
good
>Progress
certified kino
>If Wishes Were Horses
pleb filter kino
>The Forsaken
lwaxana/10
>Dramatis Personae
kino
>Duet
certified kino
>In the Hands of the Prophets
winn debut aka certified kino

yeah, im thinking season 1 of ds9 was based

>>212159426
>paranoid schizophrenia
That explains a lot.
>>212160131
I voted for Trump 3 times. Go burn.

TOS
TAS
TOS movies
TNG
TNG movies
DS9
VOY
ENT

>>212158473
>only star trek series where the first season is actually good
CASUAL ALERT

>>212160409
the only good episodes are the pilot and duet, everything else is aggressively mid, with "the storyteller" being the most decent mid episode

the fact that you can call the episode "Dax" kino is hilarious to me

>>212159522
i've read a few, might read the rest sometime, for now I'm on this pretty stupid ride but it isn't terrible

>>212153357 (OP)
PROPAGANDA

>>212160409
I'm wondering where the first time ds9 watcher is, guess he got scared off by the general autism round these parts, he was finishing up s1 iirc.

>>212153357 (OP)
These topics suck shit.

>>212160570
>jadzia is arrested and charged with murder
>the prosecutor is a famous war hero's son
>turns out dax has an alibi she didnt want to reveal: he was fucking the prosecutor's mother at the time
>and also the general died because he was a traitor but his memory as a hero was useful, so they cover it up
certified kino

>>212160841
Come up with better ones, complainer.

>>212160421
>paranoid schizophrenia

>>212153357 (OP)
I like Star Trek! #trekkie #startrek #startrekexhibition #captainkirk #captainschair #trek #kirk #startrektos #startrekcosplay #captainkirkcosplay #cosplay #costume

>>212161294
We like you too, cutie. Stay as long as you like! Don't mind the autists. You know how Trek fans are.

>>212161247
You know, most people who are this hung up on "gay" harbor latent homosexual tendencies that they wish they didn't have.

>>212160409
>one of the few good Ferengi episodes
Most ferenghi episodes are great. It's just the 2 that get super preachy on ferenghi womens rights that suck.
The Magnificient Ferenghi is one of my fav eps in the show and any episode where Brunt shows up is worth it.

Good Morning Crewmen!

>>212161583
I don't know how hung up you think I am, but there is nothing good about being gay. It is only evil.

Nobody cares if a character is incidentally gay. No one cares if there is a small reference to some gay relationship. No one cares if Dax has some one-off lesbian romance in an episodic series.
What is operatively different in Nu Trek is that the story has become secondary to representation and identity politics. Sub-par acting, sub-par writing, and a lot of it /is/ due to diversity hires, people who are less talented but get by on ticking Human Resource boxes.

Meanwhile, the viewer just wants to watch Star Trek. We don't want to watch representation and identity stories that have mostly been solved by the lore itself for hundreds of years. We just want to watch Star Trek stories according to the very successful formula that garnered these shows a following across multiple decades.

>>212161583
>saying you hate a thing means you secretly love that thing

>>212161761
>We don't want to watch representation and identity stories that have mostly been solved by the lore itself for hundreds of years.
You're wrong there. Yes I do want these stories, presented in a sci fi allegory tale that makes me think about them in a different way without being preached to. You know, like Star Trek.

A friendly reminder our Jett returns in S01 of the New Trek series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.

DISCO Lives!

>>212161761
>We don't want to watch representation and identity stories that have mostly been solved by the lore itself for hundreds of years
This, it's so pathetic to sit through. They had this shit figured out in 60s trek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBOWsWODX4&ab_channel=Andr%C3%A1sG%C3%A1borPint%C3%A9r
Like Uhura doesn't even realize she should be offended. Imagine this scene written by nutrek writers

>>212161617
>The Nagus
ok, they hadn't quite nailed it yet
>Rules of Acquisition
good
>Prophet Motive
meh, some funny moments
>Family Business
kino
>Body Parts
kino
>Ferengi Love Songs
meh
>The Magnificent Ferengi
KINO
>Profit and Lace
pleb filter cross dressing kino
>The Dogs of War B-plot
meh

these are all of the ones that focus on Ferengi society not necessarily ones that are focused on Quark

Notice that when he gets backed in to a corner he busts out his Paramount Presenter (In Trek News) persona.

>>212161936
>pleb filter cross dressing kino
Can I just point out he was not cross dressing he had real actual giant ties and a working pussy that may or may not have gotten pounded by the Slug-O-Cola man

>>212161998
tits*

>>212161862
>You know, like Star Trek
Oh, really? And out of the 576 hours or so of TOS to ENT, how many episodes exactly focus on modern identity politics?
There are a few, it's true.
>Let This Be Your Last Battlefield
>Outcast
>Far Beyond the Stars
I'm struggling to name an abundance of them though which should be easy if such episodes are elemental to what Star Trek itself is.

Compare these episodes to something like "Devil in the Dark" though and you're going to see the difference between on-the-nose identity politics and actual science-fiction showcasing an excellent racial metaphor.

>>212161761
Star Trek basically invented fujoshi before anime came to the west. It always had an outsized LGBT+ fanbase. But the show itself never acknowledged it because it never had to. The Star Trek future is supposed to be so enlightened nobody even cares what identity you are. Your sexuality matters as much as your blood type or the texture of your hair.

>>212162072
>modern identity politics
Modern is relative also the key word is allegory. The fact that you can barely name any just proves my point that when they do it is woven into the story and not at the forefront of your mind.

crusher is a pussy. and a cunt

>>212161728
Well, aren't you judgmental. I didn't realize there was such a heavy overlap between Trek fans and religious fundamentalists.
>evil! EEEEEEVIL!!!1!
How many gay people have you actually met? How many do you actually know? Or is the question moot because you never leave your room in your mommy's house where you grew up?

>>212161799
"hate" is the wrong word even. I pity them for their immense pain. They want to cause anal pain to themselves and the people they "love".
>https://youtu.be/QnKoCQwQivQ

>>212162145
It's "woven into the story" in that none of it matters in the 23rd century+ and nobody gives a shit. Like this guy said >>212162114 your racial identity should be insignificant and why would anyone care about your sexual identity in the wildly sexually liberated world of Star Trek?

It's placing importance on something which people in the theme shouldn't give two fucks about.

>>212162184
Crusher is a darling and a sweetheart!

>>212161799
It's called denial. And deflection. Very standard psychological responses for weak minds.

I am making an agreement to not skip any episodes on my watching of TNG. I used to read the episode description and skip if I didn't like the premise.

I'm thinking of that scene in STD where that girl Adira (played by a trans actor) suddenly stops the plot and goes "I don't want to be 'she' anymore. I want to be called they/them from now on" and it was so awkward and forced

>>212162206
Ok I think you're just actually retarded. The stories exist in allegorical form where the literal "racial identity" issue obfuscated. You cannot grasp this which is why you only picked episodes literally about actual Earth racism and homosexuality or whatever where they beat you over the head with it.

>>212162184
To be fair, the one-off character that episode was fantasy Hillary Clinton. I'm surprised they didn't eject her out of an airlock.

>>212162184
That episode did Picard way dirtier than Crusher
>Lookit Numbah Wan, a crippled Klingon is worse than useless. He’s a burden. If Work wants to die, we’ll just get a new Security Chief. Wouldn’t be the first time I had to promote from within.

>>212162186
Gays reproduce through rape and molestation. Molesting kids is evil. Rape is evil. You are doing evil by advocating for those things.
It doesn't have to be who you are forever. You can get better. You can help others not get AIDs or give monkeypox to children and dogs.

>>212160841
DOUBLE SUCK SHIT ON YOU!

>>212162206
Beyond that, it's forcing Star Trek to be something that is conducive to their retarded grimdark modern political stories.
>forcing the Fox News style broadcast into Picard
>yeah we just let all of the Romulans die and didn't even send humanitarian aid LOL
>the "Romulan Star Empire" which was large enough to maintain a massive "neutral zone" border with the Federation is now suddenly a planet with a single world which was obliterated by a single supernova
Nu Trek writers try to drag Trek's enlightened setting down into the mire of what's going on in our actual world instead of letting it be a beacon of optimism by which we might chart our way to the future.

It's just cheap, bad writing, similar to how a lot of comic book authors just have no idea how to write a Superman story and try to subvert his lore and make him edgy.
These are people who can't even conceive of the type of future Roddenberry was envisioning and should keep their hands off of it.

>>212162258
Is she ever.

>>212162340
>the worst case scenario is the only possibility
methinks thou dost spazzeth out too much

>>212162459
Get well soon.

>>212162322
>gets asked for examples
>replies with ad homns
I accept your concession.

>>212162516
ok

>>212162393
don't forget the federation suddenly has android slave labor and the humans around them berate them and treat them like shit

>>212162569
If I listed everything wrong with a single Nu Trek show I'd go beyond the post size limit, much less all of it

>>212162334
At least it was FANTASY Hillary Clinton. NuTrek just plops IRL Democrat politicians into the show and has characters fawn over them.

>>212162569
>>212162608
don't forget that food replicators produce starbucks iced coffee and work like 3D printers for some reason

>>212162651
A lot of intimidating physiques in this image

cmon boys why are you talkin bout nutrek it's killing the vibesss

I hope the new SNW has a lot of gay shit in it.

>>212162663
>>212162608
>>212162569
don't forget that starfleet wouldn't let 7 of 9 join because she's a filthy borg yet they let icheb join

>>212162759
>>212162663
>>212162608
>>212162569
don't forget that they killed icheb off in an extremely unpleasant way that came off as revenge porn because manu intiryami or however you spell his name defended kevin spacey

>>212162508
I'm feeling great and having a great day. You?

>>212162743
Shitting on Nu Trek is ALWAYS the vibe ITT my friend

This is what is known as a "based thread," no matter how much certain opposing forces might try to subvert that (much like shitty DEI hire writers subverted Star Trek)

>>212162812
people are posting pictures of it and discussing it as if....they...actually watched that shit? highly disturbing get me outta here

>>212158289
maybe he is terr bear, we already know waltke and mcthumb shitpost here

>>212162608
Then write it on your blog and post a link here.

>>212162883
Based autism jog

>>212162804
Don't forget when Raffi(?) is berating Picard about his wealth and her poverty even though she could just replicate a house and not live in a trailer whenever she wanted to. Darn is it hard to eliminate poverty

>>212162393
>write a Superman story and try to subvert his lore
I mean the Siegel and Schuster lore was "uh, he's super, and a man." Chuds here would call it (((wish fulfillment))) for assimilating into a society and becoming (((indispensable))), but then again DC and anything associated with it has always been trash because DC is too trashy to even get Marvel talent

>>212162918
>your blog
I'm not a schizo and I'm heterosexual so I don't have a blog, sorry.

You wanna fucking see my diary next? kek

>>212162968
don't forget she's also like
>AYO
>hits weed
>PRO TIP

>>212162988
>You wanna fucking see my diary next? kek
Yes, a subhuman ape capable of writing is notable.

>>212162883
>>212162957
Ok smart guys, let’s see YOU try sprinting wearing tight pants and boots in a hot studio for twelve consecutive takes!

>>212163051
>Nu Trek trannoid suddenly reveals himself because he can't contain his seething any longer
kek what a seether

I think we should start calling this guy the ClingingSeethe because of how much the seethe just seems to cling to him.
What do you guys think?

>>212160422
TNG
TOS Movies
TOS
DS9
VOYAGER
ENTERPRISE
TNG MOVIES
>everything else is terrible

>>212163088
you misundertand me. I love it. somehow it suits him. he's a man of science not physical prowess

more tholians please

>>212163411
sexy

>>212163411
>>212163503
https://youtu.be/KVMyXDsadLQ?feature=shared

>>212163088
It's really more of a question of what he does with his arms. We could ask our resident Nu Trek spammer more about this, I'm sure he's an expert of running like an unathletic retard who got shoved into lockers his whole life.

t. non-sissy runner

>>212162651
I stopped watching Discovery way before then, thank goodness. But it was a big promotion for a piddly Georgia state rep.

>>212163554
thanks, now i'm soft

>>212163575
>what he does with his arms.
his funny arm pump is because of his winged scapulas

>>212162968
Yeah, no kidding. She's lucky to live in the middle of nowhere, with no assholes around. I wish. It would have been more fitting for her to be crammed into high-density Federation housing, having a lot of roommates that drive her nuts, and being forced to use communal replicators.

>>212163662
you broke easy
(Yeaaaaahhhh)

>>212163411
Would.

>>212163575
I used to run, but not in the way you're thinking. Standard homework for being on the wrestling team was to run two miles. That was a long time ago, though.

>>212162651
>TNG
Were a space utopia where everyone is physical fit and not a mental midget. The worse thing you can have is terminal awkwardness like Barclay
>Nu trek
The future is black qwueeeeeeeeeeeeens

>>212163770

>>212163760
>he answers to "Nu Trek spammer" now
the mark of a beaten man, utterly broken and made submissive by superior Nu Trek hating anons

>>212163954
damn. you really did get his ass.

>>212163954
yeah that was a big L my man >>212163760

>>212163618
They were REALLY pushing Abrams for a Presidential run back then. IIRC she got BTFO and that was it for her political career.

>>212163954
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>>212163983
I merely used it as a descriptive term. I should have guess you ladies would giggle about it. It's difficult for me to understand the depths of your repression. You should just admit you're gay and move past it.

>>212164115
nutrekspammersayswhat?

>>212164115
Nothing is gayer than some faggot who loves his STD

>>212164188
>>212164221
roasted that pig good

>>212164188
>>212164221
>>212164230
Oh, ladies, ladies...no need to fight over me. You're all beautiful, in your own way.

>>212153357 (OP)
The Breen are just rejects from the bounty hunter scene in ESP

>>212155334
I gave up after season 2. I wanted to drop it after season 1 but I got roped into giving it another chance. 2 was even worse.

>>212158473
Season 1 has its moments but it's pretty underdeveloped and meandering overall. They didn't really hit on the right tone and pace for the show, or how to best utilize its premise, until season 2.

>>212164334
The Kazon arc was good and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Also it was probably the closest the show ever came to actually making good on its concept of a lone ship fending for itself in the wild west.

>>212164334
They're like klingons, in derp space!

>>212164565
That was my impression, too. They really were ersatz Klingons. I felt sorry for them.

>>212161225
The singularity because star trek nerds are alone forever.

>>212162371
double down on the shit. Yeah that will do.

>>212164599
Just because that's your experience doesn't mean it's ours.

Next edition should be something original. Like Sloan and the Sloanettes

>>212164771
Section 31 should be forgotten

>>212164737
Any day now right anon? lmao.

>>212164826
I have no idea how long it'll take you to stop being alone. Maybe if you left your room, it might happen sooner. Hopefully your flesh hasn't welded itself to your chair.

>>212158473
what in the fuck bros? is this trve or is this guy seriously retarded?

>>212164901
I want to be alone. I'm only here to torment you you stupid trek faggot.

What are the most sleep-inducing trek episodes?

>>212165181
Star Trek Enterprise ; S2E5, "A Night In Sickbay"

Enterprise is very cozy

>>212164915
I feel so embarrassed because when i watched amok time for the first time i thought it was contrived and cringe but the music drew me back to rewatching it multiple times and i kept noticing more things and it's honestly so brilliant in so many ways and I later learned that's because a literal God of science fiction wrote it and I feel so humbled. I love star trek

>>212165358
He was confused and angry at the time. He is mearly the demi god of chaos.

>>212165498
Something I don't understand is what is Spock's canonical age supposed to be? Because it makes it seem like he's in heat for the first time

>>212165102
>taunts us for "being alone"
>says he wants to be alone
You sure came around quickly. Almost like you're flailing helplessly and spewing verbal diarrhea.

>>212165614
It's almost like you know what is going on but then you keep posting and coming back for more.

>>212165733
What? You lost me.

>>212165971
you willing talk to someone who hates you. maybe you should consider stopping.

>>212165610
I'm not sure if they ever say

>>212166062
You think you're original or something?

>>212166083
I breifly looked on memory alpha and it says that he started on with Pike in 2253 and with Kirk in 2265 so there's that

>>212166798
Ok wait his birthdate supposedly is 2230 so he's pretty much the actual age of Leonard Nimoy at the time. If their biology makes it so they only take a mate after like 30 years of age makes you wonder how there's Vulcans around at all

Bishop is gay and likes lower decks

>>212167056
nothing gay about this hot little number

It's going to be a bad shitposting spree tonight, lads. We humiliated him severely today.

Battle stations.

>>212167188
>SNW not in the meme
it's gotta be a chong coomerjak

>>212167188
Based

>>212167279
SNW is just an STD offshoot. All STD memes apply to it.

in the 1st episode of tng, picard asked for riker's help with keeping him away from children. do u think picard was a pedo? he is french after all

>>212167591
thankfully he had literally 0 French traits otherwise you would have a point

>>212167644
he may have had at least one, if you know what i mean

>>212167747
fine, yes, he ruthlessly oppressed the Algerians

>>212167781
funny how he never got married, or had a kid. almost like he wasn't interested in women old enough to do that

>>212167591
No, he just finds children annoying as hell, just like me

>>212168006
or maybe he knows he can't be trusted around them, but the terms of his conviction included a gag order

>>212168040
I don't think he'd be allowed to serve on a ship with a bunch of kids in Starfleet if that was the case. A bold hypothesis though.

Keep on it, anon.

>>212168090
maybe he's working off his debt to society

>umpteen ascended energy beings around
>Borg think their cyborg Frankenstein shit is the path to perfection
Dumber than Pakleds tbph

>>212168425
the borg are the great filter

did you know there are no jewish characters in star trek?

>>212168515
clearly a conspiracy

>>212153357 (OP)
uncharacteristically hugged a girl I've known for years recently, and she said "you're a big guy" I missed the opportunity to respond with "for you", but thought about it as I was walking off.
guess my height isn't evident when we're just talking.
is the actor who played lurch and several star trek aliens the biggest guy to appear in the series?

>>212158473
Buckbreaker Bokai was based.

Trekkers, what do we know about Wrigley's Pleasure Planet?

>>212153466
I found this species/alien to be distinctly ugly. like it was based on a vampire bat

Harry Mudds androids>>>>>>>>>>>>>Soong spergdroids

>>212168847
they are literally just exactly humans with ear thingies. there's even one with the best cleavage in the entire show. what kind of advanced autism do you have?

>>212153773
what kind of game is it?
haven't played any games in years, could do with something to immerse myself in, I'm sick of the real world

>>212168912
>what kind of game is it?
Telltale slop

>>212154030
is that the same series where they ruined klingons

>>212168921
Spock will remember this

>>212168921
:(
I imagined it was a big, interesting game I hadn't heard of, free form rpg where you could go around forging a path how you liked.

>>212168766
Ted Cassidy was 6'9''. James Worthy, who played a Klingon in one TNG episode, was also 6'9''. William Marshal, who played Dr. Richard Daystrom in one episode of TOS, was "only" 6'5''.

Why are Tellarites in the Fed? They're ugly and aggravating

>>212167644
He says merde like once

>>212168090
i think star trek fans may have to accept that one of the main characters is a closeted pedo, and that youre all watching a pedo show

They did they give Uhura lines and a semblance of a character in the first episode and then get rid of it immediately? Like she had an actual conversation with Spock. She doesn't do anything like that ever again except when she talks about the tribble.

>>212169107
Janeway was the pedo, calling it now. School teacher diddler type.

>>212167644
In TNG's "Code of Honor", Data refers to French as an obscure language, Picard takes offense (something about French representing civilization), and Riker says "Mr. Datra? Drop it."

>>212169007
so lurch/cassidy was the tallest actor after all.
given the opportunity for aliens, you'd think they'd have more, but I guess there aren't that many really tall actors

>>212169174
hes a Francaboo at best

>>212169224
Tiny Ron was 7ft 0

>>212167591
>this poster is from England and has been brainwashed through media to believe everyone including his neighbours, friends and family are all "pay-doughs"
>this poster is however forbidden to think about or speak about muslim child rape gangs, as that is reality

>>212169144
not ruling that out either, just that picards case is more obvious

Rick Burnham

>>212169144
neelix was the only real one.
in terms of species, you'd expect the bajorans and the ferengi

>>212169344
>you'd expect the bajorans and the ferengi
This is antisemitic. The Bajorans got GASSED in slave labor camps. How DARE YOU.

>>212169293
he was the typical series career man with an old attitude, likely based on the father or grandfathers of one of the writers. children were something to be dealt with by women, and only became a man's duet when they are able to be taught something of worth, as in work. thus his connection with wesley as soon as he showed professional potential.
your obsession with fiddling comes from your corrupted modern sensibilities.

>>212169344
>>212169293
>>212169107
Am I a Joke to you?

>>212169375
then they shouldn't have tried to subbvert the cardassian people with their typical bajoran tricks, the credit-shavers

>>212169484
haha
>come with me wesley, I'll show you the secrets of the universe in my beat up spray painted space van

>>212169565
he literally almost came in his pants telling Picard how special Weslej supposedly is and Picard didn't catch on at all I think he beats the French allegations on that alone

>>212169651
add him to the list then, along with chief obrien - even though he was 'forced' into it. neelix is as bad as the traveler.

>>212169744
oh yeah, huh, forgot. he probably just waited for the camera to switch off before getting some of that

Why don’t treks say portside or starboard

>>212170020
they do

>>212169484
>But Traveler, it hurts!
>Shhhh, Wesley. This is how we interface. Just think about... warp speed or some shit, I don't know.
>Well... alright, Mr. Traveler, if you say so!

>>212170020
Rewatch DS9 and take a drink something happens to a port nacelle.

>>212169011
So are you, but we all let you post here.

>>212170020
They do, with respect to the nacelles being damaged.

>>212170083
>Rewatch DS9

>>212170083
It's always the port nacelle isn't it? The leftenant needs a stern talking to!

>>212170218
I’d chalk it up to the writers being unable to come up with moor lines. They’re anchored by their own aft minds.

>>212170020
everywhere's starboard.
old song from England, "star trekking across the universe, always going forward cause we can't find reverse"
"there's klingons on the starboard side"

>>212169000
Closest game to that is Mass Effect. If they made a Star Trek flavored Mass Effect style game that would make me bust a nut.

>>212169979
original timeline was him sabotaging any attempt to fix her problem.
it was later discovered that he'd caused it in the first place

>>212170325
given the scope of the universe and the material available, you'd think they would have done it.
last trek game I think I played was honour guard.

>>212169138
I'm rewatching TOS now and I notice there's bits like this for lots of characters early on and then never again later. Like sulu in the botony place.

>>212170671
exploring characters, trying back stories and discarding what wasn't interesting.
writers usually figure things out along the way

>>212170310
"There's Klingons off the starboard bow", actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJYFK4Wa5NI

>>212170671
The reality is that the writers just liked writing for Kirk, Spock, and McCoy more than the other characters.

The same thing happened in Enterprise. The difference is that Berman and Braga have the majority of ENT's writing credits and were also the showrunners and EPs, so instead of curating that and making sure the other characters also got episodes (which had been a staple of Berman Trek since Piller took over TNG in S3), they did the opposite.
I would've been so pissed if I had been a ensemble cast member on ENT.

Lend me an ear

Is ENT really worth watching? I pretty much stopped at Voyager and considered myself done with Star Trek forever ago.

>>212164565
The Klingons were an imperial warrior culture, while the Kazon were more just anarchic street thugs. They were basically bloods and crips in space.

>>212171347
Yeah I never got the Klingon comparison either. They're nothing like Klingons except for the fact they have forehead ridges.

>>212171054
if you had to look it up rather than a hazy memory from 40 years ago, you lost.
actually

>>212171273
ENT is amazing comfy kino I love ENT.

>>212171430
It's not a hazy memory for me. You're jumping to conclusions to bolster your pathetically weak case. And posting a link lets everyone else see for themselves.

>>212171418
It's the violence-based culture, I think.

>>212172110
All cultures are based on regulation, restriction and sanction on violence

>>212172247
Some have more individual compulsion for violence than others.

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/trek/ ENGAGE!

>>212172853
my god man, what manner of linking is this

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>>212172783
/trek/ ENGAGE!

>>212173044
the thread we're in hasn't reached bump limit yet btw

>>212173131
if that concerns you, you need some real problems

>>212173200
It doesn't concern me at all but we have an unhinged /trek/ hating mod that constantly trolls our threads, more concerned about the new one getting deleted desu

>>212154634
>Maybe the ashkenazi ferengai

The kike equivalents in Star Trek are the Founders. The dominion is global ZOG. The Vorta are low-level jews/effeminate liberal bug men. The Jem'Hadar are the drug addicted shitskin minions unleashed on western civilization.

>>212167188
You had nothing. I encountered worse bullies in kindergarten.