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>>212153949 (OP)Devil's Rejects was mean-spirited as fuck. I was happy to see them die at the end after all that happened kek
>>212153932Yeah, this is one of those I need to complete, with I know what you did or Hellraiser.
I'm a big fan of the Kill Count on Dead Meat!
>>212151871Anyone got the butthole shot?
>>212154012> I was happy to see them die at the endOr so you thought
Victor Salva liked clowns, Nathan Forrest Winter not so much
>>212153949 (OP)> what kind of brown people shit are you talking about>sol = standard of living>vhcol = very high cost of livingYou said you live with your grandma. Where? What is your sol and is the area vhcol?
I felt so embarrassed being in a theater for this. It was terrible. Being with an audience (thankfully not huge tho) felt equivalent to watching Lucky Star with my 94-yo grandmother.
>>212154015UL craps out on 3 but 2 is a genuinely good sequel esp if you like film nerd horrors of the era
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>>212154083>somehow, the Devil's Rejectsโข returned
>>212153949 (OP)>Spaulding knocks out pregnant chick, hops in the truck, and peels out, only to come to a screeching halt a few yards down the road>Spaulding sighs, and slowly looks over to the kid he just noticed sitting in the passenger seat, staring back at him in silent shock>They lock eyes, and sit quietly for an uncomfortable period of time, as the audience is left to wonder if heโs low enough to kill a kid>The silence is suddenly broken by Spaulding barking at the boy like a vicious dog, and the child frantically exits the vehicle >Spaulding laughs maniacally, and resumes his journeyFixed that scene for you, Rob. I always found that scene to be so cringe.
>>212154167I liked it, but being alone in the theater with another group of 3 (White Male third wheeling with a Black Male and White Female couple unironically) felt odd.
Rob Zombie movies are all pretty fucking shit imo, especially the awful Halloween "remakes"
>>212154083Iโve completely disregarded it from canon. It only serves to undermine the perfect way Devilโs Rejects ended, and it was just depressing to see Sid Haig in that diminished state.
>>212154165Can the anon who lives with his grandmother answer it? What is your sol? and are you in a hcol area?
>>212154253You should write for the Marvel people
>>212153949 (OP)>And Skidoo, where Groucho played the role of GOD! Mhmm!
>>212154165>>212154351Report these posts for being off topic btw
>>212154165This discussion interests me because during the covid years I learned that a guy I knew from school became a recluse over the past 20 years and died surrounded by garbage after his "provider" passed away (also his gran)
He even appeared on the news, and it became a huge deal.
RIP "Mr. Hentai"
We need a proper Gialo watch-a-long. Summer is perfect l, fuck Halloween
>>212154363Literally all I did was cut out the bit where the kid looks like heโs barely holding back laughter while Zombie lets his 8th grade edge show. If anything, I made it less Marvel.
>>212154421What does this have to do with the previous general. Anon said he is living with his grandma. And imagine reporting regular /hor/ posters talking to each other.
>>212154498I'm only reporting one dumb dalit and it's all (You) bitch
>>212154555Shut the fuck up you stupid middle aged loser.
So where does your grandma live and what is your sol?
>>212154083This shit was actually not bad until they went to Mexico and the obese son of the one Unholy Two guy ends up being the final boss of the whole trilogy. Zombie should have pulled a third Wydell brother or sister out of his ass, or leaned (slightly) back into the 1000 Corpses tone.
>>212154447Sure. Or a James Wan marathon
>>212154791I'm not even 30 yet, dumbfuck dementia patient.
>>212154167Just say you hate having fun
Never understood why people were afraid of clowns, they're dumb and lame. Pennywise might the only "scary" clown but it's really more because he's a cosmic deity
Fuck you I liked it.And Mia Goth nude (if that wasn't some body double) was fuckable as hell if you ignore her funny face and UK slag accent
>>212155134Then youre a pathetic zoomer. The most worthless generation in existence.
>>212155134Under 30 people live in le reporting and cancel culture. Go to your safe space zoomers. When you hit 40, you will still be doing a 9-5. lol.
>>212155223which gen isn't?
>>212155197I suppose being afraid of sporadic and erratic behaviour,I remember in grade school some clown choose me to be on stage and it's one of the best moments of my life
>>212155206>Mia Goth nude (if that wasn't some body double) was fuckable>Anon is unfamiliar with Mia Goth's filmography Mia gets her tits out because she loves and understands the genre
>>212155271I wish I had been born in the Rococo era.
>>212155271The drop off was huge for gen z. Every generation knew they were the worse, its nothing new, but the zoomer decline is the biggest ever. Thats why.
>>212155206she has unsimulated sex with cumshot in nymphomaniac vol 2
even has a close up of the cum dripping out of her pussy
>>212155634God bless them UK slags,yeah that movie was my first contact with her work, pic related is also a good watch
>>212155206Antiviral (starring Sarah Gadon) is better
>>212154315His Halloween movies are better than the shitty new trilogy.
>>212156121You kneel, cuck
>>212155223>>212155260>>212155387>says the anon claiming to be born in 2005End your life with haste, braindead hypocrite.
>>212156161Nigger you're from Pakistan.
The zoomer equivalent of 2010s kino is Talk to Me.
That is their Insidious or Conjuring.
Last night I watched pic related. It was tremendously boring and without meaning.
>>212156366It didn't send chills down your spine? It must have at least been rather sinister, if not one of the most disturbed movies you've ever seen. No?
>>212156121I am the anon you replied to,I liked it as well,would fuck her so hard
>>212156161>gadon poster is in /hor/ as wellNow this is true horror
>>212156207You dont know who is who here.
>>212155333based gaudyfag
>>212156514He's also the Lowlifufag so he's been camping out here a while.
>>212156637I know exactly who I'm replying to, pissbaby
>reporting my post for racism
Yeah, Gadon/Fixfag just confirmed he's definitely from Pakistan.
>>212156829The zoomer living with his grandmother thinks he is in a vhcol city like me and had the same high sol.
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at THESE~
>>212156286>>212156486She was hot for sure. I also liked Andrea in the Cagekino known as Mandy.
I'm dealing with a shitty neighbor while watching shitty neighbor horrors
>Fright Night
>The Burbs
>The Sentinel
>>212157017Loud music? Annoying dogs?
Who's watching Lowlifes tonight?
>>212156948Completely and utterly off-topic. Again, kill yourself.
>>212157047bright garden lights during the night and surveillance cameras aimed directly into my living room
>>212154368This guy was beyond based
Every โspammerโ is the same mentally ill person and this also includes โcounter-spammers.โ
>>212157159Such a hilarious scene out of no where. Lots of great comedy in this movie which is why I'm disappointed I didn't care for Superbeasto that much.
>>212157017>>212157134>surveillance cameras aimed directly into my living roomStage something Body Double style
>>212157078I love Lowlifu
Dunwich Horror so comfy 70s, I wish Corman kept doing Lovecraft
I've been watching more asianshit lately and Iโve noticed that about 80-90% of it isnโt even available on streaming services
I donโt understand those fags who consider themselves "cinephiles" while also being against piracy
>>212158121Most people that call themselves that are just retards that watch hollywood shit and took a film class in college. They think they know better for hearing of a few boring euro directors before.
>>212158121>80-90% of it isnโt even available on streaming servicesNo demand.
>>212158307Sadly, normies are too damn retarded to read subtitles. These are the same people who only know anime that has been dubbed and on adult swim.
>>212158054lol someone really beat her with the ugly stick lol
>>212157514This webm always makes me lol
She so cute!
>>212158351>normies are too damn retarded to read subtitlesNah, it's because the movies aren't good.
>>212158623Wrong, but keep sucking that jewish hollywood dick.
>>212158399After you got beat with the retard stick, perhaps.
>>212158663That's you trying to get people to watch foreign trash.
>>212157199So everyone in this thread is literally a spammer.
>>212158717Anything by Park Hoon-jung puts most movies of similar genres to shame. Hell, even New World puts The Departed to shame for a fraction of the cost. Then there's the countless superior Asian action movies.
>>212158771Yeah pretty much. Exactly two different groups on /hor/. When they clash, every side starts calling the side spammers.
>>212158820I think it is slightly more complex than that. I would say it is more /hor/ vs /horror. or /hor/ vs nu-hor. /hor/ is just trying to keep the faggotry that is seeping into everything at bay.
>>212158820>Exactly two different groups on /hor/.Yeah, literally everybody vs. Pissjeetcuck.
>>212158351coincidentally, the only EOPs I know irl who are 100% okay with subtitles grew up watching anime online
>>212158980Nah im on โpissjeetsโ side. Fuck the 80โs simps and ugly actress posting.
>>212158800>New World puts The Departed to shameDelusional.
>>212153949 (OP)>Don't You Like Clowns? editionAs a matter of fact...
>>212158717Just the people who waifu spam, and the ones replying to them, typically.
>>212158820Just the people who waifu spam, and the ones replying to them, typically.
>>212159065Nope. The ending of New World alone is vastly superior to that of The Departed. It's also much more violent, which makes sense for an organized crime movie.
>>212159140It is not even waifu spam I am talking about. A group of anons in here think it is okay to spam random actresses from 80โs movies every general.
name ONE "killer clown" who can defeat Stitches
Toasting spoof. Anyone else collect horror mags?
I know someone here a few days ago was asking about this issue
>>212159171Copium. Would rather watch Infernal Affairs, and even then The Departed mogs.
>>212159266>Anyone else collect horror mags?I used to buy horror mags, comics and novels back in the 90s. All that stuff is gone sadly.
>>212158717Asian horror is refreshing if you haven't been desensitized to it
>>212159196>random actresses from 80โs movies>waifu spamOne and the same, fren.
>>212159539Waiifuspam is the same actress spammed.
>>212159498You just have shit taste. Sad.
>>212159039>>212159196Yeah, totally "not him" right? Kek you really are a retard and definitely disgusting to look at in person. I hope you realize that one day.
>>212154167I just saw this movie on the airplane. I walked out.
>>212159618No, you are disgusting you middle aged freak.
>>212159539>>212159567Agreed, we need to start spamming ugly modern actresses like that mongrel from Smile instead
>those hours
Well, it's about time I rewatched everything in the Amityville franchise and its spinoffs
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>>212159815I've only seen the first 2.
>>212159748> ugly modern actresses like that mongrel from Smile instead
>>212159815>>212159955Based.
>>212159973Not her. She's actually cute.
>>212160046> Not her. She's actually cute.
>>212160112>She's also thiccI know. Also lol @ you screenshotting reddit
I know it's not horror but is Megan 2 worth watching
>>212159973She looks like Chiana from Farscape, but an unattractive version.
>>212160046Based possessed big bro diddler.
>>212159973She honestly felt too brown for me. Like when I was watching the movie, I kept getting with olfactory hallucinations.
>>212160356Same here. I kept imagining smells.
>>212154167Am I wrong or is a kind of cute but living female doll a fetish thing. It just feels like a pervert thing when I see this.
>>212160287>You're not my typeH-hot.
>>212159567No, it's just when you shoehorn in actresses into every post like a 'jeet. So, yes, it is the same thing.
>>212159588I actually don't and have seen probably way more films than you ever have. Your azn slop is still slop, so keep coping.
>>212160510All I see is (You) malding like a jeet over avatarfagging when no one's even doing it right now.
>>212159815Not gonna lie, for such a maligned franchise, I enjoyed all the Amityvilles I watched (1, 2, 3D, 1992, Next Gen and Dollhouse)
>>212160604Idk how new you are, but no one in these threads posts pics of just the women because they care about horror. Stop being obtuse. I will continue to call out spam.
>>212160604Shut up millenial soi cuck
>>212160648Talk about obtuse lmao you think every poster in /hor/ you hate is the same person.
>>212160604Be quiet hall monitor
>>212160243No, Amanda Fix isnt in it.
>>212160685>>212160733Do you ever leave this general, faggot?
>>212160780Someone has to keep /hor/ pure
>>212160780Do you ever stop simping for actresses who are in their 90s now?
>>212160812You are the exact opposite of pure. You are the nastiest subhuman currently residing in Canada. I would genuinely celebrate your death if someone managed to find your address and track you down.
>>212160884My address, 98% of people cannot afford, idk about yours. Not sure about the person youre replying to.
>>212160852>91No actually, I don't. And I hope that burns you up from the inside out.
>>212160932I live in an all white town brother.
>>212160970Hell yes, me too, 1488.
>>212160884I do not live in Canada. I live in a cabin.
>>212160970>>212161013LMAO you're samefagging the same exact replies from the screenshot. Absolutely shameless.
>>212161097The Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix live in Canada
>>212161013Hell yes, hoo-rah. White pride world wide. Let the whole world hear us roar.
>>212161141Amanda Fix lives in Canada? Doubt.
>>212160730Do you have any reading comprehension? Nowhere did I even hint at that. I'm specifically talking about people (presumably you since you can't drop it) who spam actresses for no reason, which you're trying to justify is normal when it never has been.
>>212161141sweet lord stop posting this garbage my guy,I like some actresses and at my lowest texted them on Instagram confessing but you're taking this too far,you need help
>>212161208Yes silly, the Canadian actress Amanda Fix does live in Canada.
>>212161399> and at my lowest texted them on Instagram confessingPlease ACK yourself
>>212161445Holding the knife to fight the ugly stick?
>>212161399that's not even in the same ballpark
>>212153949 (OP)The kid in this scene had to do a couple of takes because sid made him laugh. Sid actually bought him ice cream after the bit.
>>212161499She is holding the knife to try and fight back the ugly stick that has been beating her whole life.
>>212154012Good, it's one of my favorites. Just fucking brutal.
>>212154368
>>212161531> Sid actually bought him ice cream after the bit.
>>212161322No one here is posting actresses for no reason, retard. There is ALWAYS a reason, good or bad. It's sad you're this allergic to seeing hot scream queens posted on an imageboard.
>>212154368I gotta eat, or I'll be good to nobody. You ain't good to anybody anyhow
>>212161409She looks young here. Age, sex, location?
>>21216161624, female, Canada.
>>212160601How many movies have you seen?
I live this scene, because it shows that you can be cool with Capt. Spaulding..but Don't fuck with him. https://youtu.be/72905lvl_Lo?si=uU3puR4fjmhoZgOy
>>212161445Obnoxious, busted, incestuous whore.
>>212161532>>212161612>"I beat you with ugly stick, saar!" >"pretty women are not spam, saar!"kek you can't even pretend to fit in here, retard.
>>2121617262,169
>>212161718>Midsommar>Gremlins>Phenomena>Henry
>>212161809This list, saar. Is goood list, saar.
>>212161610He actually did. They didn't want to scare the kid too bad
>>212161791>2,169You're lacking. I'm up to 2654.
>>212161432Why would I do that you fucking faggot,you know what fuck you and your whore mother who gave birth to you,hope you watch her die from cancer in your hands
>>212161791Congrats, you're as braindead as Pisscuck.
>>212161780>picrelSounds about white
>>212161861Don't you have another chart thread to shit up without ever posting one of your own?
>>212161900The anti-pisscuck people are not that intelligent either
Sleepaway camp < Sleepaway Camp 2
Fight me.
>>212161892Do this and send it to your favorite actressโs instagram.
>>212161947Sleepy little Dr. Dan...
>>212162001> > and at my lowest texted them on Instagram confessingkek
>>212161891Sure you are, Chang-stein.
OOOH IM A HAPPY CAMPER I LOVE THE SUMMER SUN, I LOVE THE TREES AND FORESTS WERE ALWAYS HAVING FUN
>>212162001It is hilarious because it was probably some uggo too
>i love uuuuuu reeee>-ACK
>>212162001I can smell the underage from here,mommy is coming upstairs to beat you up little boo
>>212162093Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it.
>>212162001This image is going to piss half of this place off
RIIIIIICHARD ANGELLLLAAAAA
>>212162121Everyone is over 40 itt
>>212162154you and everyone who replied to that faggot read like bots,if you aren't a bot then you're below that you Indian fag
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>>212162130And we're back to the cope, as expected.
>>212161959I have only seen the first one, I will now watch the second one.
>>212162192how about you prove that?
I actually had a bootleg Camp Rolling Hills shirt. I loved it, it was black with the logo.
>>212162039Fuck you, I actually like Beefheart and Zappa lol
>>212162001>IMG_0078.pngYour edit is so jank it inspired me to make one myself.
>>212162226It's so good, pamela Springsteen is amazing in it. BTW, she doesn't like to talk about her role for some reason and is now a professional wedding photographer. And yes, she is related to Bruce "the boss" Springsteen.
>>212162232Bro is pushing 50
>>212161900Everyone I replied to in that post is an idiot, that includes you.
>>212162209Not the concessionfag but flaunting your Letterboxd is completely useless unless you link your profile. You'll never do that though because you're a little bitch.
>>212162275Do that irl and send it to her instagram
>>212162380And I'm replying to an idiot at this very moment. Many such cases!
>people wanting more from Terrifyer
Bro, it's just splatter. There's no deep meaning but fun and crazy gore.
>>212162395Use the archive, you'll find the profile. You still have awful taste, burger-gold-rosenblat.
>>212162440You do a lot of things you shouldn't because low impulse control. It's an IQ thing. Keep replying to me, bitch.
>>212162426Not until you walk in front of a moving train for Insta likes like every other saarr
>>212162470and reddit tier humor
SHES A REAL CARPENTERS DREAM, FLAT AS A BOARD AND NEEDS A SCREW.
Then Angela shoves a hot curling iron up her pussy.
>>212162169She always looked and acted like a crazy tranny too which fits
>>212162578Man, I love cutie lesbians.
>>212161531>Sid actually bought him ice cream after the bit.Cute
>>212162506>burger-gold-rosenblatAlright, now you're just typing gibberish.
>You do a lot of things you shouldn't because low impulse control. It's an IQ thing.Perfectly describing the Sosie simp there aka (You). Really though, imagine thinking Slender Man is a good film kek I await your reply, bitch.
>>212162609That's the point you fucking idiot.
why are these threads so fast all of a sudden
>>212162771Pisstard replies 100 times each thread.
>>212162771Everyone was discussing horror until our resident schizo returned from vacation. Now it's 90% shitflinging because he somehow hasn't gotten banned again yet.
>>212162787Let him make one pisspost, you guys turn it into 300 posts of arguing over nothing
>>212162887That's not true at all. He replies a half-dozen times to posts calling him out because everyone else is sick of his shit.
>>212162661>as if on cue, here comes the seething bait filled reply
>>212162941>That's not true at all. He replies a half-dozen times to posts calling him out So stop "calling him out" and you'll avoid dozens of shitposts.
>>212163011Telling people to stop responding is pointless, they're going to do it regardless. Best action is to simply not engage with them yourself, and talk around them. You'll see what a reaction you get when your posts get samefagged with lame bait.
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>>212162887Pissman is just a story they tell to scare the kids.
>>212162887>>212162868>>212162887>>212162941>>212163011Look at this! 5 posts to every 1(one) post about pissman.
>>212163095>>212163122LOL 2 more. One pissman related post gets 7 spammers bitching and moaning. Who are the REAL spammers?
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>>212163122Parker Finn understood to use the p1ssman filter for his film to make it as scary as possible.
>>212162960If you were obsessed with one of Tarantino's best films, I could at least respect that but you think 7/10s are GOATs. Bad taste and an antagonistic attitude to boot.
>>212163011No, I'm not going to stop calling out his blatant samefagging when it sometimes takes up half the thread.
>>212163167Pissman isnโt the spammer.
>>212163185WHAT samefagging. I just proved the spammers are anti-pissman.
>>212163167>>212163124
>>212163185That's not even my favorite film you fucking dolt, you're hung up on a meme I used for one thread, and keep getting baited with. You're fucking pathetic kek. I don't even think Smile is that good.
>>212163124>>212163167>>212163208>>212163242This is him for any lurkers. Do not respond to posts like these. I said so in an earlier thread.
>Ignore posts with phone labeled images (IMG_123, etc.) and typically off-topic posts liking talking about women's age, or meta conversations about /hor/. >meta conversations about /hor/
>>212163167If he simply left the thread and let us be, no one would even bring him up. I place most of the blame on lazy/inactive mods. They could come in here, ban his ass for another month, and slash the post count in half so we can get back to normal. But they won't for some reason
>>212163283Bro, shut the fuck up and stop mass replying. You are singlehandedly turning this place into a dump. Ironic. lol.
>>212163283 >meta conversations about /hor/
meds.
> Ignore posts with phone labeled images (IMG_123, etc.)Cope, androidcel.
>>212163185> No, I'm not going to stop calling out his blatant samefagging when it sometimes takes up half the thread.Go to reddit if you cannot handle conversations that dont invole you.
I want to talk about horror. I dunno wtf all you guys are on about. Here have a based Hammer webm.
>>212163329nta but thats not the guy
>>212163283>I don't even think Smile is that good.Then why post Sosie Bacon? Why not simp for an attractive actress from your favorite horror instead? There's absolutely no shame in that.
>>212163329>>212163365>>212163430Another brown meltie in progress.
>>212163446Could've saved her.
>>212163446Can someone edit the cross in to a brick.
>>212163508Dracula '58 is my fav vampire flick. Not a great film, but it feels like real kino.
>>212163561she looks like picrel
>>212160473A very major Hollywood 'Hey kids, take your moms!' movie has a close-up of artificially generated 10-year-old legs in a very short mini skirt. 2025 got weird, yeah.
>>212163561For me, it's always been a toss up between Horror 58, Brides 60 and Prince 66. They are all unique early Hammer and all good.
>>212163593>Then why post Sosie BaconBecause while Smile is not a great movie per say, her acting is one of the good things about it, like it or not. I also think she is attractive to the dismay of most of this thread, which I find amusing since the running joke is that it's wall to wall hags posted here, and she by all counts looks the most haggardly.
>>212163458>Then why post Sosie BaconBecause while Smile is not a great movie per say, her acting is one of the good things about it, like it or not. I also think she is attractive to the dismay of most of this thread, which I find amusing since the running joke is that it's wall to wall hags posted here, and she by all counts looks the most haggardly.
>>212163728Jennifer Connelly is definitely ugly
>>212163706I plan on getting as wasted as possible and watching Billy the Kid Versus Dracula (1966), because I've heard it's hilariously bad.
>>212163820Never seen it, but have you seen Old Dracula?
>>212163864No, but looks like some Blacula type schlock.
>>212161748Love this scene.
>>212163864>>212163820Have you seen Dracula Untold (starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon)
>>212164013Was this part of the Monster Universe or was the Mummy 17 the first one?
>>212163884It's good, Definitely Blaxploitation, but David Niven is great and Linda Hayden is hot like usual. She's hot in everything, really.
>>212164088Stop posting women.
>>212163769JCon is the closest thing we have to a "queen of /tv/".
>>212164110No, I think I will.
Any good russian horror besides Viy remakes and clones?
>>212164110Stop being gay.
>>212164130You're thinking of Sarah Gadon's
>>212164156Ok, then, spammer.
>>212164088Thanks for the rec. I liked David Niven in Matter of Life and Death.
>>212164176The only russian movie I've ever seen is Stalker. I guess that's more scifi/thriller though. Great movie nonetheless. Good series of video games too.
>>212164264I dunno, I only posted 2 images of her. Does that make me a spammer?
>>212164266The Party is fantastic. Watch it.
>>212164432Yes. You spam images of actresses.
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>>212163820>Billy the Kid Versus Dracula (1966)I've never heard of this either. I just looked it up to see if it was streaming anywhere, and a reddit poster says it's
>Historically utterly inaccurateSo I might have to pass on this one
>>212164475I usually only post images of Hammer actresses, some 80s actresses from Evil Toons, Nightmare Sisters, Phenomena and Company of Wolves. I posted one image from Amityville 2 here earlier.
If you are attributing some posts from others, it is not me. Good day sir.
>>212164604K. I will ignore your posts from now on.
>>212164630That is entirely your right. I like to talk about horror movies and post images of classic attractive females.
>>212164555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWe-lQ355QQ&t=28s
>>212163820It's not THAT bad, but John Carradine is pretty goofy in it
>>212164604>>212164717So you're a waifutranny without the gimmick. Got it.
>>212164775Plan 9 from Outer Space is a better movie. That's how bad it is. kek
>>212165033Plan 9 is a better "bad movie." Billy the Kid vs Dracula is railroaded into bad movie territory because the name and concept is ridiculous and John Carradine was high on hash when they filmed it, but outside of one scene at the beginning, the rest is pretty well made
Donโt we make u laff? Arenโt we fuckin funny?
Pure kino soulless philistines will say otherwise
>>212165167>John Carradine was high on hashYou just saying that or is that real? Curious.
>>212165268I technically made it up, and yet I would require evidence to the contrary to be convinced otherwise
>>212164176Night Watch (2004)
>>212164604>>212164717We post the Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix here.
>>212165324Given you bullshitted that, your other opinions are equally suspect and worthless. It's a really bad film, period.
>>212164382There's an episode of Cursed Films about this one. It made me want to watch it, but I haven't gotten a chance yet
>>212160243Yeah, it's really fun.
>>212165462Yes, it really was cursed. Crazy.
>>212163561Nosferatu 1922 for me, unbeatable.
>>212165357Even when I bullshit, I'm telling the truth
>>212165631The Count crossing the road with his coffin under his arm but looking at both sides before doing so will never not be funny.
>>212165631I respect your choice. But for me, I have to choose 79 for it's utter dark despair.
>>212165650Nope, I'm talking objective facts. The rest of the film is not "pretty well made". See
>>212164733. I don't think you've even seen it, frankly.
>>212165706Okay, what's bad about it?
>>212165557I did some more reading after watching it, and some think he re-shot the movie because he wasn't happy with it and used the story about the film stock being ruined as an excuse. The original DP he replaced had said in an interview that Tarkovsky wasn't ready for the movie (I took as didn't really understand it) and couldn't see where it was going and he told him to re-write the script in a way that makes sense to him, but he got angry at him about it. But who knows.
>>212166155I've heard that theory too. Who knows. Either way, what a turn of fortunes.
>>212157946Nice. Always stands out in my mind the scene with the owl. I know animal handlers are expensive and all that but animals are so kino on film.
>>212159266Based, I love Mad. I'm wanting to put some more horror posters and stuff on my wall so might pick up some tales from the crypt comics. Not sure what the other big horror ones were.
>>212161861Jarvis, feed that to ai and make them kiss