When will we get a sports movie about power slap competitions?
Also, cast them.
Maybe the most reddit sport ever. Moistcritical viewers also bought...
>>212155995 (OP)>she closed her eyesholy fucking retar-
>she entered power slap at alloh, well I guess so
She doesn't even torque her feet at all like throwing a hook in boxing. Fucking amateur hour.
>>212156149What's a
>reddit sport?
>>212155995 (OP)Are you even allowed to hit with the palm like that?
>>212156466Not sure what you mean
>>212156418sports redditors enjoy
Pajeet garbage
This is literally how indians fight
>>212156418I don't know but getting the gold doesn't seem too hard in it
Weight classes exist for a reason.
>>212156466My friend
it is a slapping competition. How could they compete if slapping was not allowed.
>>212156311How does closing eyes matter for taking a slap?
>>212156575>getting the gold doesn't seem too hard in itIt is once you realize I was suppressing my power level
it always amazes me how many people go into slapping that have clearly never fought, and literally get floored because they have no experience taking slaps/punches to the face
>>212156817>i am stronger than a woman
>>212156902>every lesbian relationship
>>212156963>the lipstick one is strongerhow embarrassing
>>212156902she came a little bit
I NEED this woman in my LIFE
Or a nearly identical but younger version
>>212156918>it always amazes me>literally get floored>experience taking slapsYour boyfriend is calling
>>212156944If there was a woman here with me? I could beat the shit out of her. Straight up. I like to think about this when I enter a space where there are women, I look around and I think to myself "Any woman in here, literally any of the women, if I wanted to I could physically dab on them so hard they would cry, not the lighthearted feminine tears of sadness, pain or confusion, but the profound tears that spring from the deep dark wells where human dignity lives and dies".
>>212156466It's not the palm, you can clearly see KOs are mainly using the wrist. The fingers and palm basically have no force behind them, but using the wrist is more like a punch. Basically it seems against the "spirit" of this gay fucking sport, but I doubt anyone cares about legitimacy.
The glove slap to a little ole face will get you satisfaction
Glove slap, baby (a-glove slap, baby)
Glove slap, baby, glove slap
Glove slap, I don't take crap
Glove slap, shut your big yap
>>212156660I thought he knocked his fucking head off for a second XD
>>212155995 (OP)i would 100% watch this if instead of their current matchups, every match was instead between a fit woman like OP and an indian man 2 weight classes above her
>>212156944Do they allow trannies in the power slapper competition?
>>212157077>NOOO you can't use technique in this specialized sport! you mustn't!!!
>>212157074a blue belt woman in jiu jitsu would fuck you up and most men cope HARD when confronted with this reality
>"slap" competition
>everyone is just punching each other in the head with the heel of their palm and getting concussions
>>212157153redpill me on spanking technique, downswing or inswing, what's the superior approach
I feel like downswing OK you've got gravity on your side but inswing gives you a much better attack angle to get solid cheek contact
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>>212157274>a slap is just an open hand attack
>>212156997it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for
>>212157263Go to a class, you are so wrong it's funny. BJJ loves the myth of the little gracie that could, but women will get stomped by a man, especially if it's a street fight/rape etc where he will punch or threaten with a weapon. A woman can barely armbar a man when they're black belt, they only use them vs women. Get a grip.
>>212156660That one guy in the background is so gay
>those videos of people getting slapped so hard their eye pops
gruesome
>>212156902Both of them do femdom mixed wrestling / headscissors stuff. There's lots of good videos of them KOing guys with their thighs.
>>212155995 (OP)can they stop doing palm strikes instead of slaps?
>>212157442when baseball makes it illegal for pitchers to hit batters
>>212156660when the walking tattoo does almost nothing with his slap.... oh no.
How is this sport even legal? It's literally just CTE: The Sport.
>>212157222I'd say it should have never become a "sport". Everyone just focused on ways to cheat and it lost all meaning. Watching essentially amateurs slap each other is more fun than watching "pros" hit each other's knockout spots with their wrists.
>>212156660Unironically thought his head flew off. But hey, he is still conscious, props to him.
>>212157442You don't know what a palm strike is
>>212157521And what do you call boxing?
>>212157192>>212157551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg
>>212157153sheena should be in this power slap
>>212156889There's a saying in boxing, that the knockout shots are the ones you don't see
>>212157581At least in boxing they wear gloves.
>>212156902Do you get brain damage from hits like this?
>>212157581I do know what a palm strike is and they're doing them often.
>>212157613In boxing you're meant to dodge attacks, not tank them
doesn't the person who slaps first have a significant advantage?
>>212157761Like football there's a coin toss to decide
>>212157581>And what do you call boxing?a sport were you are allowed to defend yourself
I want to see a Rocky style movie
>>212157581>slapping your own clonedishonourable
>>212157913hey alexa what's bells palsey
>>212157653Yes. This shit is retarded. It's everything they try to minimize in boxing. You can't train to withstand concussions and successive every one does permanent damage.
>>212157653It's OK, they do a check beforehand to make sure anyone participating in competitive slapping already has brain damage
>>212157581>slapping while pregnant
>>212155995 (OP)arent the locked in place muslce spasmns of knockouts always a sign of braindamage?
>>212158018no it's cool their shoes stay on
>>212157983money i guess
if you gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
>>212155995 (OP)>Sheena Bathorykino last name
>>212158018Any time even your vision or equilibrium is affected, you've received some brain damage. Lightheaded, blurred vision, seeing stars, wobbly knees, all brain damage.
this thread reminds me that I need to call my mom.
>>212158139Give her my best regards
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>>212157653how much do they make per fight? 100k? a million?
>>212158194Probably like 10 grand to show, 10 grand if they win. Most UFC fighters don't even make 100k per fight.
>>212158018the fencing happens when things really get knocked around, a concussion atleast maybe even total death
>>212157955>doesn't understand how evolution works
>>212156418Stupid, low-minimal engagement sport like this where you get the entire possible enjoyment out of it simply by watching clips and not having to follow the league or players.
I repeat: this is legitimately the most stupid "sport" out there. Run by a bunch of retards, played by a bunch of retards.
>>212157222Alright that's pretty badass, stupid as it is.
>>212155995 (OP)serious question why are americans so violent? Or rather, why is it such a central part of their culture?
>>212158305What country are you from, lil gup?
>>212158018I'm not a doctor
youtube.com/watch?v=RTkhMQMlAH4
>>212156902>>212155995 (OP)All of these women are Onlyfans pornwhores by the way.
This meme sport is just like those retarded 'content creator' boxing matches.
Just whores marketing themselves however they can.
Hopefully they'll all die soon from brain damage.
>>212158135It's ok, I'm a doctor
>>212158461there's gotta be an easier way to make $200
>>212156902When you get hit so hard you start doing somersaults, it might be time to throw in the towel
>>212158461Pretty ok production values for a porno
>>212158135Don't worry, we're only allowing idiots to compete.
>>212157442>>212157700You don't know shit about fuck, boy
>>212158135it's a perfectly safe sport
>>212157222They should make a UFC version. Both competitors are allowed to move, dodge and block but they can only slap.
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>>212158528See, he's having the time of his life.
>>212158189Discombobulated
>>212158484it's kinda funny that our society evolved from people making things necessary for their own survival / the benefit of the community to doing the most retarded / attention grabbing thing in order to get rich overnight
>>212158584the last time of his life maybe
>>212158432Made me flinch. Imagine blinding yourself for this stupid shit
>>212158528I see what
>>212157077 means now, the palm and fingers aren't doing anything, they're barely even brushing him, it's just a punch with the wrist.
>>212158527Holy shit it's Julian Lane
>LET ME BANG BRO *sobbing*https://youtu.be/pul56RU6sSI
What a fuckup
>>212158449You think you're truthbombing me when really you're giving me a chub
>>212158194They realistically make like $10k per event. A little bonus if they win. Dana White doesn’t pay his fighters be they slapboxing or UFC or any of the other half dozen shitty sports leagues he runs that only exist because MMA flows thru either Abu Dhabi or Las Vegas and Dana has his hand in both markets.
>>212158598Signs of a wealthy nation. You should be proud
>>212158461Is this what being Polish is about?
>>212158736you thought I was truthbombing you but actually I was lovebombing you
>>212158736>i'm a pathetic goonerinteresting flex
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Fuck almighty is Dana desperate to get his retarded horrible sport going… think we all realize that arm wrestling has 10x more strategy
https://youtu.be/IkkL-bAH8H4
>>212158733Why wouldn't they let him bang?
>>212159089hear me out, what about arm wrestling...and being able to slap at the same time?!
>>212155995 (OP)Now that's a girlboss we can all enjoy!
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OHHHH A HEADBANGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSc_htmUs90
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>>212159597>Season 1, Episode 1: "The Man Trap", aired September 6, 1966
>>212155995 (OP)>lose coin flip>get concussion>lose
>>212158598This is just a modern version of dancing around a bonfire.
>>212158528>the front brocoli fringe stays perfectly still for that microsecondKinographie
not only is everyone in this "sport", including the audience, completely fucking retarded, is not even fun to watch, why would you watch this boring shit when you have hundreds of more interesting real sports where they beat the shit out of each other?
>>212160916>you have hundreds of more interesting real sports where they beat the shit out of each otherName one hundred.
I think the worst thing about is that they aren't even allowed to defend themselves just a little. not talking about blocking punches but like rolling with the slap a little. do they want to give them brain damage?
anyhow wonder if they will eventually sue.
>>212160976https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_martial_arts
>>212160453Sunday night football in a nutshell
>>212160916I don't know famalalalamam, this looks fun to me
>>212157478>>212157153
this would be my dance after slapping you unconscious
>>212161883My favorite black fighter... I kneel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJcME9MHWLM
>>212161883Unsportsmanlike conduct
>>212161059>not talking about blocking punches but like rolling with the slap a littleIt's funny if the ref decides you're doing this, your opponent actually gets another free slap lmao
>>212162014If you don't want someone to breakdance on corpse you shouldn't let yourself get heemed
>>212161146And where can I watch all of those?
>>212161059>wonder if they will eventually sueVery unlikely. I guarantee the language of whatever waiver they're forced to sign completely absolves the promotion. Otherwise you'd have had boxers and MMA fighters suing decades ago. 90% of these guys have convinced themselves this is the only way they're ever going to make "real" money. The guys like Mayweather and GSP that avoid a ton of brain damage during their careers and retire on top are the extreme minority. Floyd is surrounded by smart people and his style meant he didn't take a lot of big shots even if he himself is retarded. GSP had the benefit of the style on top of being pretty intelligent too.
>>212158432What fucking retarded refs even let it get to this point?
>>212159159Wasn't there something like that? Something with an X I think. They were chained to the table or something and you could hit the other guy or arm wrestle. It was supposed to be this big new sport but it completely bombed because it was retarded.
>>212157222never even thought about how some of these guys probably have palms like sandpaper after years of manual labor jobs or slap comps
>>212156660>agree to participate in skap fight>your opponent is, without exaggeration, over twice your size>stand there and let this ogre rock your instead of tapping out and giving back the check
>>212157478>las vegasjesus christ I thought Verhoeven was exaggerating with Showgirls
Deliberating allowing someone to strike you in your unprotected face while they get all the windup and leverage they like seems like a terrible idea for a sport.
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>>212158584turned him into Tom Holland
>>212166939las vegas romania
>>212157263martial arts are a joke.
>>212156918>they have no experience taking punches to the faceExperience taking punches to the face literally worsens your ability to do so in the future.
>>212157613Slapfighting rules don't lets you move your head to take the attack. You have to keep it where it is. So it makes no difference if you see the shot or not because you can't adjust your head in kind.
>>212157395Except if it's a zoomer, those skinny manlets would get beaten up even by a kid
>>212157153How does one become a referee for this? Asking for a friend
>>212156660only legit slap Ive seem is from this tattooed twink
>>212167686Compared to what?
>>212157305inswing to leave better handmark
>>212167085Best frame kek
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>>212155995 (OP)concussion city. requires no skills or craft wtf
>>212170224There's definitely skill in that.
>>212170360Skill in getting a free blow to your opponent's unprotected jaw?
>>212157153>heavily tattooed women wearing thongs slapping each others asses on cameraim sure they are fine upstanding members of society who definitely dont do porn
>>212167320>>212167320>>212166069I gotchu senpai.
King of The Streets is a pretty cool promotion, complete lack of rules, mostly football hooligan, a lot obviously tweaking. BJJ fags get beat 4/5 times when there's no rule against punching the back of the head. No rule against eye gouging is pretty fucked up tho.
>>212170224AFAIK it's actual prison shit.
>>212168544Yeah, every one else is throwing legit palm strikes a la Bas Rutten.
>>212158939This is the only group of guys that have actually caught someone before they completely fell to the ground. I was beginning to wonder what the hell the point of them being their at all was.
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Why are all the blue shorts losing?
>>212157153ass tattoos are the biggest turn offs i dont care
>>212157274If you pay attention you see a lot of the ones who get knocked down take a hit to the jaw. A proper slap should only strike the cheek.
>>212174932Blue shirts give you extra weaknesses
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>>212161883Booger would be proud of that spinarooni
>>212156902>Kortney OlsonIsn't this the chick anons keep posting a webm of her exploding a watermelon with her thighs?
how is this a sport, it's literally just inflicting brain damage on each other
>>212157653It's practically an open handed haymaker, it's not like a sissy slap you do to just shut someone up or humiliate them it's a full on windup with your entire body behind the blow and core torque and whatnot.
It's basically turn based boxing where the meta is to just throw knock out punches and you can't defend yourself.
>>212157395polar opposite of reality. blue belt woman vs a man with no training who is new to the gym gets fucking mauled and its hilarious everytime
>>212157653You have to have brain damage to enter.
>>212157653any big hits to your brain cause brain damage, for example NFL players
>>212155995 (OP)>Also, cast themWoody Allen and some actor with big muscles.
I want to see that little worm's head get slapped clean off his shoulders.
>>212156149reddit and penguinz hates powerslap because it gives people CTE
>>212157153>meanwhile in brazil
>>212161883cringe and gay
>>212174932bitches wear blue
>>212167320keked out loud at this
>>212156944I look like this and am this
>>212155995 (OP)this is top tier of retarded "sports"
>>212177732It took them years of fawning over this shit to figure out that repeatedly hitting people in the head causes CTE?
>"fighting" for guys who can't fight
I notice it's mostly whites doing this. aka guys who who show they have no defense when they enter real combat sports
>>212178448Every single current male UFC champion is White.
>>212178469https://www.ufc.com/rankings
Every single male and female champion is White except one Asian woman. Where did all the kangs go?
>>212178469>>212178494>getting triggered by bait that lazy
>>212155995 (OP)>>212156902I don't mind woman slap but I would prefer mixed slap
>>212156660lmao there's def a gay bdsm daddy/twink thing going on here
How come in half these videos it looks like 1 person has never done this before and the other person knows exactly how to knock people out? Are they putting inexperienced people against pros?
>>212157653duh, obviously worse than MMA, boxing or american football
>>212156660kek reminds me of Bud Spencer movies
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>>212178808>he fell for the soup
>>212158527clearly palm strikes cuck bitch. use your eyes for more than catching your wife's boyfriends cum
>>212158733hoooooly fuck this is sooooo gay (but like in a good homoerotic way)
>>212174377HOW CAN HE SLAP!?
>>212176460So boxing but more based
>>212181175Boxing for guys who can't actually fight
At least post some funny webms if you're going to be off topic
>>212181247If I wanted to be a janny, I'd report the thread, which I haven't, and I won't. But if you're going to be here then you should at least post some fellows getting slapped out in a comical fashion.
>>212181273Already posted several. If you want to be here you should contribute as well
>what if we took all the athleticism out of combat sports and just made people take concussions
It's funny seeing people get rattled but goddamn what an idiotic spectacle.
>>212181325I've never seen this before, how would I have webms?
>>212181340You're on the rag, go away
>>212157478>>212157153How is a winner determined here? No one is gonna get knocked out.
>>212181230Here's a funny webm
>>212181538You the fan determine that
> The competitions are typically informal, with judges or the audience deciding the winner based on various criteria, such as the impact of the slap, the reaction of the recipient, or the overall entertainment value.
>>212181678I'll be honest I don't find that attractive.
>>212181717It always feels like guys just say/pretend to be aroused/interested in this public catgirl/oil wrestling stuff to fit in. It's not cute or hot, same air as tattoos and vulgarity.
>>212155995 (OP)I know i shouldnt like this but they put all their events in youtube
So you can just literally watch the slap, then FF like 1 minute and watch the next slap and so on
Is people giving each other CTE for your entertainment AND you dont have to watch all the boring in between bits
1.8k videos lmao
Fucking hell Dana White was right.
>>212157629boxers wear gloves to protect their hands, not the opponent's head.
>>212181766Well if you are a connoisseur then which are the best three to check out?
>>212157153Why do they need a cage for this?
>>212181786I just ordered them by popular back in the day and started watching them while i was doing something else on the computer.
So i dont have a fantastic recollection of specific matches.
Just order by popular and find a promising thumbnail
>>212181717>>212181758You two faggots should get a room
>>212181814Fighting events tend to have pre-games to pad them out. The most likely isn't for them, they're just using the cage.
>>212181766I don't get your point. You're bored so you FF a video to the best bits. And?
>>212181930I mean that these sporting events, same with boxing or ufc; usually have a lot of padding between matches.
Fighters have to set up, entrances need to be prepared, previous matches might go longer (or shorter) than expect etc
By watching them on youtube (or in my case with ufc matches downloading them the next day) you get to fast forward all the chaff so you can watch the interesting parts.
On a boxing or ufc events is full rounds, here every round is condensed in a single 5 seconds bit, so being able to then FF most of the rest is great.
Im sorry English is not my first language, i might be fumbling the explanation.
>>212174377white dude's hand was bigger than the jeet's face. dude never stood a chance
>>212181766It's straight up barbarism but I feel quite assured only complete idiots are partaking in it so you can feel relatively guilt free in watching a few batterings.
Seems there was an event a couple days ago but i cnat find any torrent and they haven't uploaded anything from that event yet to their youtube
>>212157263>blowjob jutsuMeme sport for frauds
>>212182087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGsSKeteVCs
nvm im very stoopid
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>>212157153Now this is something I can get behind
>>212181331>people like seeing knockouts right?>what if we cut everything but that out?
>>212181538First one to soil themselves.
>>212181908My favorite part is when you can see where the anal gland area is.
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>>212167320>>212173891Give them each a fighting dog to assist (or add knives) and you got some real Roman entertainment going there.
>>212181994We're good dude. I see where you're coming from now
Why do people always whine about dumb people being allowed to compete in dumb things they go out of their way to be in? Why are you trying to protect a brain that is obviously already useless for anything else? Stfu and enjoy the show
>>212183347CTE hugely increases the likelihood of them committing murder.
>>212174932kek didn't realise that. ok let's mix it up a bit
>>212183383Mr Beast sponsors this shit too? Shameless, hope they sue him somehow eventually.
you have to be a special kind of retard to go into boxing or mma, but this is even more retarded somehow.
Is it even possible to think of a "sport" that's dumber than two people just hitting each other over the head?
This is like something out of a comedy skit about 'caveman sports' where they try to think up the dumbest imaginable idea for one.
>>212183376That's a stretch, more like just going braindead or dying
>>212183513You sound scared
>>212183347Because society will end up paying, literally and figuratively, for their mistakes. For example, once they get disabled from CTE you will end up paying for his healthcare, and you will end up paying with a uglier, less safe city when he becomes homeless. lolbergtarianism is autistic and not rooted in reality
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This is nothing compared to competitive vaping.
>>212183376>>212183409Anyway I ordered my mocha vente 10 minutes ago
>>212183642You have to tell me your name or I can't give you your beverage. You can write it in the name field or the message field, I will get it either way.
>>212183606Cancer Olympics when?
>>212183606now ive seen everything
So going first is the way to go huh?
>>212157653That's the goal.
>>212157153>so what you do for a living?
>>212183861Nah, in lots of these it's the second person who wins
>>212183347Do you care about people trooning out too?
I'm going to open a gym to train future champions
>>212184198Only if it's some kind of concerted scheme to trick children into doing it, or using public funding for it. Once you're an adult I don't care if you want to be a freak, or engage in competitive slap boxing.
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carjitsu > power slap
>>212184235trannies will always try to groom others. There is no reality where trannies will just live their own lives.
>>212184193amber odonnel and whitney jones, it's some shit fourth rate influencer boxing thing
>>212184393>>212184193>>212181663nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f0B7QyKhQ4
>>212184548This is an AI voiceover, isn't it
at one point the dog brothers guy approach the ufc for a stick fighting division but they said nah. instead dana supports this bullshit. if you want blood sports go all the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9jS80DwUKA
>>212156660Wtf that first guy. I slap my girlfriend harder than that.
isnt it a HUGE advantage being the one to slap first here? how do you handle that?
>>212184732Put more skill points into stamina
>>212158449What does Sheena go by? Hope she has b/g.
>>212157153>pudgy tatted goblinas flailing like spasticsThis does nothing for me. Death to america
>>212185009Those are actually great asses. Like if you said that about this
>>212181908I'd understand, but those two actually had great asses. Don't be gay, son.
>>212181814Keep the gooners out
>>212172742Women have danced on stage in thier underwear for the coins men would throw since before Roman times
This is a deep part of internet history
>>212185603they're not even hurting each other, what's the point?
>>212186329Hurting your opponent is not the point of butt slapping. See
>>212181678
>>212186794She definitely banged him in revenge
>>212155995 (OP)slapped so hard she turned into arya stark
Would have been funny seeing prime Mike Tyson do this. His ridiculous thick neck preventing any movement of his head kek
>>212155995 (OP)still cant believe this is even a thing. its like one of those fake shows that's in Idiocracy
>>212188103Reality is stranger than fiction
>>212188103People would unironically watch the Ass movie right now
>>212157983Athleticism and fame
>>212188103I'd rather watch people slap fight than full on MMA brawls where people are getting their limbs snapped
We should make a sport of horses kicking people in the face. If you're tough, you can take it.
>>212175612To be more precise its about grazing the tip of the chin. Same in boxing.
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>>212190501Horse wrestling has been a thing for ages
Could've had armored HEMA, but we got power slap becoming mainstream. Fucking HEMA needs to stop being so fucking boring to watch is probably why.
>>212190806Any horse girls participating?
>>212190897No one wants to see a conception in the ring
>>212191164I will now watch your sport
>>212155995 (OP)This is the gayest shit i've seen in a long time
>>212191424Learn what words mean
>>212191460I feel I've expressed myself properly
>>212185118You are literally kidding me and jerking my chain if you think those tight shapely asses are somehow worse than the flabby asses above
>>212160916I agree with you up until the why would any one watch, people being retarded is funny as fuck. I've seen nearly all of these slap clips before but I still laughed out loud again.
>>212157613I'm pretty sure that's meant for you to keep your awareness up, that a punch you can't/don't prepare for will be more damaging. It doesn't literally mean if your eyes are closed you suffer more head trauma.
>>212156902>KortneyShe looks as stupid as her name is spelled.
>>212158733Based and esoteric reference. My man.
>>212182093Horsemeat 'Reem was something else.