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Anonymous No.212155995 >>212156311 >>212156466 >>212157213 >>212157442 >>212158018 >>212158071 >>212158083 >>212158305 >>212158449 >>212159281 >>212160453 >>212170224 >>212177726 >>212177967 >>212178596 >>212181766 >>212187019 >>212188103 >>212191424
When will we get a sports movie about power slap competitions?
Also, cast them.
Anonymous No.212156083 >>212170086
how can she slap?
Anonymous No.212156149 >>212156418 >>212177732
Maybe the most reddit sport ever. Moistcritical viewers also bought...
Anonymous No.212156189
Discombobulate
Deafen
Anonymous No.212156311 >>212156889
>>212155995 (OP)
>she closed her eyes
holy fucking retar-
>she entered power slap at all
oh, well I guess so
Anonymous No.212156382
She doesn't even torque her feet at all like throwing a hook in boxing. Fucking amateur hour.
Anonymous No.212156396 >>212156905 >>212158189 >>212176630
Anonymous No.212156418 >>212156517 >>212156575 >>212157269 >>212158272
>>212156149
What's a
>reddit sport
?
Anonymous No.212156466 >>212156501 >>212156882 >>212157077 >>212158871
>>212155995 (OP)
Are you even allowed to hit with the palm like that?
Anonymous No.212156501
>>212156466
Not sure what you mean
Anonymous No.212156517
>>212156418
sports redditors enjoy
Anonymous No.212156568
Pajeet garbage
This is literally how indians fight
Anonymous No.212156575 >>212156902
>>212156418
I don't know but getting the gold doesn't seem too hard in it
Anonymous No.212156660 >>212157192 >>212157404 >>212157507 >>212157551 >>212166686 >>212167085 >>212168544 >>212178600 >>212178761 >>212178808 >>212184617
Weight classes exist for a reason.
Anonymous No.212156817 >>212156944
>women
>power anything
Anonymous No.212156882
>>212156466
My friend
it is a slapping competition. How could they compete if slapping was not allowed.
Anonymous No.212156889 >>212157613
>>212156311
How does closing eyes matter for taking a slap?
Anonymous No.212156902 >>212156963 >>212157001 >>212157417 >>212157653 >>212158449 >>212158497 >>212176347 >>212178596 >>212191745
>>212156575
>getting the gold doesn't seem too hard in it
It is once you realize I was suppressing my power level
Anonymous No.212156905 >>212161046
>>212156396
Glass Jose
Anonymous No.212156918 >>212157006 >>212168107
it always amazes me how many people go into slapping that have clearly never fought, and literally get floored because they have no experience taking slaps/punches to the face
Anonymous No.212156944 >>212157074 >>212157217 >>212177933
>>212156817
>i am stronger than a woman
Anonymous No.212156963 >>212156997 >>212157381
>>212156902
>every lesbian relationship
Anonymous No.212156997 >>212157351
>>212156963
>the lipstick one is stronger
how embarrassing
Anonymous No.212157001
>>212156902
she came a little bit

I NEED this woman in my LIFE
Or a nearly identical but younger version
Anonymous No.212157006
>>212156918
>it always amazes me
>literally get floored
>experience taking slaps
Your boyfriend is calling
Anonymous No.212157074 >>212157263
>>212156944
If there was a woman here with me? I could beat the shit out of her. Straight up. I like to think about this when I enter a space where there are women, I look around and I think to myself "Any woman in here, literally any of the women, if I wanted to I could physically dab on them so hard they would cry, not the lighthearted feminine tears of sadness, pain or confusion, but the profound tears that spring from the deep dark wells where human dignity lives and dies".
Anonymous No.212157077 >>212157222 >>212158676
>>212156466
It's not the palm, you can clearly see KOs are mainly using the wrist. The fingers and palm basically have no force behind them, but using the wrist is more like a punch. Basically it seems against the "spirit" of this gay fucking sport, but I doubt anyone cares about legitimacy.
Anonymous No.212157108
The glove slap to a little ole face will get you satisfaction
Glove slap, baby (a-glove slap, baby)
Glove slap, baby, glove slap
Glove slap, I don't take crap
Glove slap, shut your big yap
Anonymous No.212157153 >>212157305 >>212157608 >>212161802 >>212168414 >>212172742 >>212175222 >>212177810 >>212181538 >>212181814 >>212182211 >>212184048 >>212185009
Cast them
Anonymous No.212157192 >>212157593
>>212156660
I thought he knocked his fucking head off for a second XD
Anonymous No.212157213
>>212155995 (OP)
i would 100% watch this if instead of their current matchups, every match was instead between a fit woman like OP and an indian man 2 weight classes above her
Anonymous No.212157217
>>212156944
Do they allow trannies in the power slapper competition?
Anonymous No.212157222 >>212157536 >>212158302 >>212158576 >>212166395
>>212157077
>NOOO you can't use technique in this specialized sport! you mustn't!!!
Anonymous No.212157263 >>212157395 >>212167686 >>212182093
>>212157074
a blue belt woman in jiu jitsu would fuck you up and most men cope HARD when confronted with this reality
Anonymous No.212157269
>>212156418
F1
Anonymous No.212157274 >>212157345 >>212175612
>"slap" competition
>everyone is just punching each other in the head with the heel of their palm and getting concussions
Anonymous No.212157305 >>212168641
>>212157153
redpill me on spanking technique, downswing or inswing, what's the superior approach
I feel like downswing OK you've got gravity on your side but inswing gives you a much better attack angle to get solid cheek contact
Anonymous No.212157345 >>212157469
>>212157274
>a slap is just an open hand attack
Anonymous No.212157351
>>212156997
it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for
Anonymous No.212157381
>>212156963
kek
Anonymous No.212157395 >>212168192 >>212177021
>>212157263
Go to a class, you are so wrong it's funny. BJJ loves the myth of the little gracie that could, but women will get stomped by a man, especially if it's a street fight/rape etc where he will punch or threaten with a weapon. A woman can barely armbar a man when they're black belt, they only use them vs women. Get a grip.
Anonymous No.212157404 >>212177783
>>212156660
That one guy in the background is so gay
Anonymous No.212157407
>those videos of people getting slapped so hard their eye pops
gruesome
Anonymous No.212157417
>>212156902
Both of them do femdom mixed wrestling / headscissors stuff. There's lots of good videos of them KOing guys with their thighs.
Anonymous No.212157442 >>212157506 >>212157581 >>212158527
>>212155995 (OP)
can they stop doing palm strikes instead of slaps?
mr. bruh its back No.212157469
>>212157345
yes it is
Anonymous No.212157478 >>212161802 >>212166939 >>212181538
Anonymous No.212157506
>>212157442
when baseball makes it illegal for pitchers to hit batters
Anonymous No.212157507
>>212156660
when the walking tattoo does almost nothing with his slap.... oh no.
Anonymous No.212157521 >>212157581
How is this sport even legal? It's literally just CTE: The Sport.
Anonymous No.212157536
>>212157222
I'd say it should have never become a "sport". Everyone just focused on ways to cheat and it lost all meaning. Watching essentially amateurs slap each other is more fun than watching "pros" hit each other's knockout spots with their wrists.
Anonymous No.212157551 >>212157593
>>212156660
Unironically thought his head flew off. But hey, he is still conscious, props to him.
Anonymous No.212157581 >>212157629 >>212157700 >>212157839 >>212157917 >>212158005
>>212157442
You don't know what a palm strike is
>>212157521
And what do you call boxing?
Anonymous No.212157593
>>212157192
>>212157551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg
Anonymous No.212157608
>>212157153
sheena should be in this power slap
Anonymous No.212157613 >>212157746 >>212168107 >>212191710
>>212156889
There's a saying in boxing, that the knockout shots are the ones you don't see
Anonymous No.212157629 >>212181774
>>212157581
At least in boxing they wear gloves.
Anonymous No.212157653 >>212157731 >>212157924 >>212157955 >>212157978 >>212158194 >>212176460 >>212177655 >>212177704 >>212178707 >>212183898
>>212156902
Do you get brain damage from hits like this?
Anonymous No.212157700 >>212158527
>>212157581
I do know what a palm strike is and they're doing them often.
Anonymous No.212157731
>>212157653
I hope so
Anonymous No.212157746
>>212157613
In boxing you're meant to dodge attacks, not tank them
Anonymous No.212157761 >>212157810
doesn't the person who slaps first have a significant advantage?
Anonymous No.212157810
>>212157761
Like football there's a coin toss to decide
Anonymous No.212157839
>>212157581
>And what do you call boxing?
a sport were you are allowed to defend yourself
Anonymous No.212157913 >>212157953
I want to see a Rocky style movie
Anonymous No.212157917
>>212157581
>slapping your own clone
dishonourable
Anonymous No.212157924
>>212157653
100% yes
Anonymous No.212157953
>>212157913
hey alexa what's bells palsey
Anonymous No.212157955 >>212158252
>>212157653
Yes. This shit is retarded. It's everything they try to minimize in boxing. You can't train to withstand concussions and successive every one does permanent damage.
Anonymous No.212157978
>>212157653
It's OK, they do a check beforehand to make sure anyone participating in competitive slapping already has brain damage
Anonymous No.212157983 >>212158064 >>212189964
but why?
Anonymous No.212158005
>>212157581
>slapping while pregnant
Anonymous No.212158018 >>212158045 >>212158117 >>212158251 >>212158368
>>212155995 (OP)
arent the locked in place muslce spasmns of knockouts always a sign of braindamage?
Anonymous No.212158045
>>212158018
no it's cool their shoes stay on
Anonymous No.212158064
>>212157983
money i guess
if you gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Anonymous No.212158071
>>212155995 (OP)
killed
Anonymous No.212158083
>>212155995 (OP)
>Sheena Bathory

kino last name
Anonymous No.212158117
>>212158018
Any time even your vision or equilibrium is affected, you've received some brain damage. Lightheaded, blurred vision, seeing stars, wobbly knees, all brain damage.
Anonymous No.212158135 >>212158461 >>212158520 >>212158528
This seems unsafe.
Anonymous No.212158139 >>212158188
this thread reminds me that I need to call my mom.
Anonymous No.212158188
>>212158139
Give her my best regards
Anonymous No.212158189 >>212158595
>>212156396
Anonymous No.212158194 >>212158246 >>212158825
>>212157653
how much do they make per fight? 100k? a million?
Anonymous No.212158246
>>212158194
Probably like 10 grand to show, 10 grand if they win. Most UFC fighters don't even make 100k per fight.
Anonymous No.212158251
>>212158018
the fencing happens when things really get knocked around, a concussion atleast maybe even total death
Anonymous No.212158252
>>212157955
>doesn't understand how evolution works
Anonymous No.212158272
>>212156418
Stupid, low-minimal engagement sport like this where you get the entire possible enjoyment out of it simply by watching clips and not having to follow the league or players.
I repeat: this is legitimately the most stupid "sport" out there. Run by a bunch of retards, played by a bunch of retards.
Anonymous No.212158302
>>212157222
Alright that's pretty badass, stupid as it is.
Anonymous No.212158305 >>212158365
>>212155995 (OP)
serious question why are americans so violent? Or rather, why is it such a central part of their culture?
Anonymous No.212158365
>>212158305
What country are you from, lil gup?
Anonymous No.212158368
>>212158018
I'm not a doctor
Anonymous No.212158432 >>212158673 >>212166050
youtube.com/watch?v=RTkhMQMlAH4
Anonymous No.212158449 >>212158736 >>212168320 >>212184807
>>212156902
>>212155995 (OP)
All of these women are Onlyfans pornwhores by the way.

This meme sport is just like those retarded 'content creator' boxing matches.
Just whores marketing themselves however they can.

Hopefully they'll all die soon from brain damage.
Anonymous No.212158461 >>212158484 >>212158503 >>212158893
>>212158135
It's ok, I'm a doctor
Anonymous No.212158484 >>212158598
>>212158461
there's gotta be an easier way to make $200
Anonymous No.212158497
>>212156902
When you get hit so hard you start doing somersaults, it might be time to throw in the towel
Anonymous No.212158503
>>212158461
Pretty ok production values for a porno
Anonymous No.212158520 >>212178047
>>212158135
Don't worry, we're only allowing idiots to compete.
Anonymous No.212158527 >>212158733 >>212178892
>>212157442
>>212157700
You don't know shit about fuck, boy
Anonymous No.212158528 >>212158584 >>212158676 >>212160913
>>212158135
it's a perfectly safe sport
Anonymous No.212158576
>>212157222
They should make a UFC version. Both competitors are allowed to move, dodge and block but they can only slap.
Anonymous No.212158584 >>212158610 >>212167321 >>212167363
>>212158528
See, he's having the time of his life.
Anonymous No.212158595
>>212158189
Discombobulated
Anonymous No.212158598 >>212158875 >>212160506
>>212158484
it's kinda funny that our society evolved from people making things necessary for their own survival / the benefit of the community to doing the most retarded / attention grabbing thing in order to get rich overnight
Anonymous No.212158610
>>212158584
the last time of his life maybe
Anonymous No.212158673
>>212158432
Made me flinch. Imagine blinding yourself for this stupid shit
Anonymous No.212158676
>>212158528
I see what >>212157077 means now, the palm and fingers aren't doing anything, they're barely even brushing him, it's just a punch with the wrist.
Anonymous No.212158733 >>212158939 >>212159113 >>212179141 >>212191922
>>212158527
Holy shit it's Julian Lane
>LET ME BANG BRO *sobbing*
https://youtu.be/pul56RU6sSI
What a fuckup
Anonymous No.212158736 >>212158919 >>212158947
>>212158449
You think you're truthbombing me when really you're giving me a chub
Anonymous No.212158825
>>212158194
They realistically make like $10k per event. A little bonus if they win. Dana White doesn’t pay his fighters be they slapboxing or UFC or any of the other half dozen shitty sports leagues he runs that only exist because MMA flows thru either Abu Dhabi or Las Vegas and Dana has his hand in both markets.
Anonymous No.212158871
>>212156466
Anonymous No.212158875
>>212158598
Signs of a wealthy nation. You should be proud
Anonymous No.212158893
>>212158461
Is this what being Polish is about?
Anonymous No.212158919
>>212158736
you thought I was truthbombing you but actually I was lovebombing you
Anonymous No.212158939 >>212174314
>>212158733
Anonymous No.212158947
>>212158736
>i'm a pathetic gooner
interesting flex
Anonymous No.212159089 >>212159159
Fuck almighty is Dana desperate to get his retarded horrible sport going… think we all realize that arm wrestling has 10x more strategy

https://youtu.be/IkkL-bAH8H4
Anonymous No.212159113
>>212158733
Why wouldn't they let him bang?
Anonymous No.212159159 >>212166069 >>212167320
>>212159089
hear me out, what about arm wrestling...and being able to slap at the same time?!
Anonymous No.212159281
>>212155995 (OP)
Now that's a girlboss we can all enjoy!
Anonymous No.212159597 >>212159895
OHHHH A HEADBANGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSc_htmUs90
Anonymous No.212159895
>>212159597
>Season 1, Episode 1: "The Man Trap", aired September 6, 1966
Anonymous No.212160453 >>212161749
>>212155995 (OP)
>lose coin flip
>get concussion
>lose
Anonymous No.212160506
>>212158598
This is just a modern version of dancing around a bonfire.
Anonymous No.212160913
>>212158528
>the front brocoli fringe stays perfectly still for that microsecond
Kinographie
Anonymous No.212160916 >>212160976 >>212161802 >>212191679
not only is everyone in this "sport", including the audience, completely fucking retarded, is not even fun to watch, why would you watch this boring shit when you have hundreds of more interesting real sports where they beat the shit out of each other?
Anonymous No.212160976 >>212161146
>>212160916
>you have hundreds of more interesting real sports where they beat the shit out of each other
Name one hundred.
Anonymous No.212161046
>>212156905
Well done
Anonymous No.212161059 >>212162690 >>212166018
I think the worst thing about is that they aren't even allowed to defend themselves just a little. not talking about blocking punches but like rolling with the slap a little. do they want to give them brain damage?

anyhow wonder if they will eventually sue.
Anonymous No.212161146 >>212163652
>>212160976
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_martial_arts
Anonymous No.212161749
>>212160453
Sunday night football in a nutshell
Anonymous No.212161802
>>212160916
I don't know famalalalamam, this looks fun to me >>212157478
>>212157153
Anonymous No.212161883 >>212161963 >>212162014 >>212176290 >>212177853
this would be my dance after slapping you unconscious
Anonymous No.212161963
>>212161883
My favorite black fighter... I kneel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJcME9MHWLM
Anonymous No.212162014 >>212162692
>>212161883
Unsportsmanlike conduct
Anonymous No.212162690
>>212161059
>not talking about blocking punches but like rolling with the slap a little
It's funny if the ref decides you're doing this, your opponent actually gets another free slap lmao
Anonymous No.212162692
>>212162014
If you don't want someone to breakdance on corpse you shouldn't let yourself get heemed
Anonymous No.212163652
>>212161146
And where can I watch all of those?
Anonymous No.212165399
bump
Anonymous No.212166018
>>212161059
>wonder if they will eventually sue
Very unlikely. I guarantee the language of whatever waiver they're forced to sign completely absolves the promotion. Otherwise you'd have had boxers and MMA fighters suing decades ago. 90% of these guys have convinced themselves this is the only way they're ever going to make "real" money. The guys like Mayweather and GSP that avoid a ton of brain damage during their careers and retire on top are the extreme minority. Floyd is surrounded by smart people and his style meant he didn't take a lot of big shots even if he himself is retarded. GSP had the benefit of the style on top of being pretty intelligent too.
Anonymous No.212166050
>>212158432
What fucking retarded refs even let it get to this point?
Anonymous No.212166069 >>212167320 >>212173891
>>212159159
Wasn't there something like that? Something with an X I think. They were chained to the table or something and you could hit the other guy or arm wrestle. It was supposed to be this big new sport but it completely bombed because it was retarded.
Anonymous No.212166395
>>212157222
never even thought about how some of these guys probably have palms like sandpaper after years of manual labor jobs or slap comps
Anonymous No.212166686
>>212156660
>agree to participate in skap fight
>your opponent is, without exaggeration, over twice your size
>stand there and let this ogre rock your instead of tapping out and giving back the check
Anonymous No.212166939 >>212167651
>>212157478
>las vegas
jesus christ I thought Verhoeven was exaggerating with Showgirls
Anonymous No.212166989
Deliberating allowing someone to strike you in your unprotected face while they get all the windup and leverage they like seems like a terrible idea for a sport.
Anonymous No.212167085 >>212170029
>>212156660
Anonymous No.212167320 >>212173891 >>212173891 >>212177918 >>212182941
>>212159159
>>212166069
Armboxing
Anonymous No.212167321
>>212158584
>das it mane
Anonymous No.212167363
>>212158584
turned him into Tom Holland
Anonymous No.212167651
>>212166939
las vegas romania
Anonymous No.212167686 >>212168614
>>212157263
martial arts are a joke.
Anonymous No.212168107
>>212156918
>they have no experience taking punches to the face
Experience taking punches to the face literally worsens your ability to do so in the future.

>>212157613
Slapfighting rules don't lets you move your head to take the attack. You have to keep it where it is. So it makes no difference if you see the shot or not because you can't adjust your head in kind.
Anonymous No.212168192
>>212157395
Except if it's a zoomer, those skinny manlets would get beaten up even by a kid
Anonymous No.212168320
>>212158449
And?
Anonymous No.212168414
>>212157153
How does one become a referee for this? Asking for a friend
Anonymous No.212168544 >>212173994
>>212156660
only legit slap Ive seem is from this tattooed twink
Anonymous No.212168614 >>212182192
>>212167686
Compared to what?
Anonymous No.212168641
>>212157305
inswing to leave better handmark
Anonymous No.212170029
>>212167085
Best frame kek
Anonymous No.212170086 >>212172521
>>212156083
Anonymous No.212170224 >>212170360 >>212173891
>>212155995 (OP)
concussion city. requires no skills or craft wtf
Anonymous No.212170360 >>212170397 >>212190149
>>212170224
There's definitely skill in that.
Anonymous No.212170397 >>212170781
>>212170360
Skill in getting a free blow to your opponent's unprotected jaw?
Anonymous No.212170781
>>212170397
Yes
Anonymous No.212172521
>>212170086
Slap!
Anonymous No.212172742 >>212185504 >>212185603
>>212157153
>heavily tattooed women wearing thongs slapping each others asses on camera
im sure they are fine upstanding members of society who definitely dont do porn
THE_JEWS_KILLED_JESUS CHRIST No.212173891 >>212182941
>>212167320
>>212167320
>>212166069
I gotchu senpai.
King of The Streets is a pretty cool promotion, complete lack of rules, mostly football hooligan, a lot obviously tweaking. BJJ fags get beat 4/5 times when there's no rule against punching the back of the head. No rule against eye gouging is pretty fucked up tho.
>>212170224
AFAIK it's actual prison shit.
Anonymous No.212173994
>>212168544
Yeah, every one else is throwing legit palm strikes a la Bas Rutten.
Anonymous No.212174314
>>212158939
This is the only group of guys that have actually caught someone before they completely fell to the ground. I was beginning to wonder what the hell the point of them being their at all was.
Anonymous No.212174377 >>212174831 >>212179287 >>212182009 >>212184598
Anonymous No.212174831
>>212174377
Anonymous No.212174932 >>212176227 >>212177880 >>212183383
Why are all the blue shorts losing?
Anonymous No.212175222
>>212157153
ass tattoos are the biggest turn offs i dont care
Anonymous No.212175612 >>212190775
>>212157274
If you pay attention you see a lot of the ones who get knocked down take a hit to the jaw. A proper slap should only strike the cheek.
Anonymous No.212176227
>>212174932
Blue shirts give you extra weaknesses
Anonymous No.212176290
>>212161883
Booger would be proud of that spinarooni
Anonymous No.212176347
>>212156902
>Kortney Olson
Isn't this the chick anons keep posting a webm of her exploding a watermelon with her thighs?
Anonymous No.212176388
how is this a sport, it's literally just inflicting brain damage on each other
Anonymous No.212176460 >>212181175
>>212157653
It's practically an open handed haymaker, it's not like a sissy slap you do to just shut someone up or humiliate them it's a full on windup with your entire body behind the blow and core torque and whatnot.
It's basically turn based boxing where the meta is to just throw knock out punches and you can't defend yourself.
Anonymous No.212176630
>>212156396
LA CREATURA
Anonymous No.212177021 >>212181512
>>212157395
polar opposite of reality. blue belt woman vs a man with no training who is new to the gym gets fucking mauled and its hilarious everytime
Anonymous No.212177655
>>212157653
You have to have brain damage to enter.
Anonymous No.212177704
>>212157653
any big hits to your brain cause brain damage, for example NFL players
Anonymous No.212177726
>>212155995 (OP)
>Also, cast them
Woody Allen and some actor with big muscles.
I want to see that little worm's head get slapped clean off his shoulders.
Anonymous No.212177732 >>212178105
>>212156149
reddit and penguinz hates powerslap because it gives people CTE
Anonymous No.212177783
>>212157404
kek
Anonymous No.212177810
>>212157153
>meanwhile in brazil
Anonymous No.212177853
>>212161883
cringe and gay
Anonymous No.212177880
>>212174932
bitches wear blue
Anonymous No.212177918
>>212167320
keked out loud at this
Anonymous No.212177933
>>212156944
I look like this and am this
Anonymous No.212177967
>>212155995 (OP)
this is top tier of retarded "sports"
Anonymous No.212178047
>>212158520
kek
Anonymous No.212178105
>>212177732
It took them years of fawning over this shit to figure out that repeatedly hitting people in the head causes CTE?
Anonymous No.212178448 >>212178469
>"fighting" for guys who can't fight
I notice it's mostly whites doing this. aka guys who who show they have no defense when they enter real combat sports
Anonymous No.212178469 >>212178494 >>212178569
>>212178448
Every single current male UFC champion is White.
Anonymous No.212178494 >>212178569
>>212178469
https://www.ufc.com/rankings
Every single male and female champion is White except one Asian woman. Where did all the kangs go?
Anonymous No.212178569
>>212178469
>>212178494
>getting triggered by bait that lazy
Anonymous No.212178596
>>212155995 (OP)
>>212156902
I don't mind woman slap but I would prefer mixed slap
Anonymous No.212178600
>>212156660
lmao there's def a gay bdsm daddy/twink thing going on here
Anonymous No.212178663
How come in half these videos it looks like 1 person has never done this before and the other person knows exactly how to knock people out? Are they putting inexperienced people against pros?
Anonymous No.212178707
>>212157653
duh, obviously worse than MMA, boxing or american football
Anonymous No.212178761
>>212156660
kek reminds me of Bud Spencer movies
Anonymous No.212178808 >>212178839
>>212156660
Anonymous No.212178839
>>212178808
>he fell for the soup
Anonymous No.212178892
>>212158527
clearly palm strikes cuck bitch. use your eyes for more than catching your wife's boyfriends cum
Anonymous No.212179141
>>212158733
hoooooly fuck this is sooooo gay (but like in a good homoerotic way)
Anonymous No.212179287
>>212174377
HOW CAN HE SLAP!?
Anonymous No.212181059
More like Power Fap
Anonymous No.212181175 >>212181220
>>212176460
So boxing but more based
Anonymous No.212181220
>>212181175
Boxing for guys who can't actually fight
Anonymous No.212181230 >>212181247 >>212181663
At least post some funny webms if you're going to be off topic
Anonymous No.212181247 >>212181273
>>212181230
wannabe janny
Anonymous No.212181273 >>212181325
>>212181247
If I wanted to be a janny, I'd report the thread, which I haven't, and I won't. But if you're going to be here then you should at least post some fellows getting slapped out in a comical fashion.
Anonymous No.212181325 >>212181340
>>212181273
Already posted several. If you want to be here you should contribute as well
Anonymous No.212181331 >>212182341
>what if we took all the athleticism out of combat sports and just made people take concussions
It's funny seeing people get rattled but goddamn what an idiotic spectacle.
Anonymous No.212181340 >>212181464
>>212181325
I've never seen this before, how would I have webms?
Anonymous No.212181464
>>212181340
You're on the rag, go away
Anonymous No.212181512
>>212177021
Lmao
Anonymous No.212181538 >>212181678 >>212182375
>>212157478
>>212157153
How is a winner determined here? No one is gonna get knocked out.
Anonymous No.212181663 >>212184193 >>212184548
>>212181230
Here's a funny webm
Anonymous No.212181678 >>212181717 >>212186420
>>212181538
You the fan determine that
> The competitions are typically informal, with judges or the audience deciding the winner based on various criteria, such as the impact of the slap, the reaction of the recipient, or the overall entertainment value.
Anonymous No.212181717 >>212181758 >>212181908
>>212181678
I'll be honest I don't find that attractive.
Anonymous No.212181758 >>212181908
>>212181717
It always feels like guys just say/pretend to be aroused/interested in this public catgirl/oil wrestling stuff to fit in. It's not cute or hot, same air as tattoos and vulgarity.
Anonymous No.212181766 >>212181786 >>212181930 >>212182073
>>212155995 (OP)
I know i shouldnt like this but they put all their events in youtube
So you can just literally watch the slap, then FF like 1 minute and watch the next slap and so on
Is people giving each other CTE for your entertainment AND you dont have to watch all the boring in between bits
1.8k videos lmao
Fucking hell Dana White was right.
Anonymous No.212181774
>>212157629
boxers wear gloves to protect their hands, not the opponent's head.
Anonymous No.212181786 >>212181903
>>212181766
Well if you are a connoisseur then which are the best three to check out?
Anonymous No.212181814 >>212181908 >>212185373
>>212157153
Why do they need a cage for this?
Anonymous No.212181903
>>212181786
I just ordered them by popular back in the day and started watching them while i was doing something else on the computer.
So i dont have a fantastic recollection of specific matches.
Just order by popular and find a promising thumbnail
Anonymous No.212181908 >>212182470 >>212185118
>>212181717
>>212181758
You two faggots should get a room
>>212181814
Fighting events tend to have pre-games to pad them out. The most likely isn't for them, they're just using the cage.
Anonymous No.212181930 >>212181994
>>212181766
I don't get your point. You're bored so you FF a video to the best bits. And?
Anonymous No.212181994 >>212183182
>>212181930
I mean that these sporting events, same with boxing or ufc; usually have a lot of padding between matches.
Fighters have to set up, entrances need to be prepared, previous matches might go longer (or shorter) than expect etc
By watching them on youtube (or in my case with ufc matches downloading them the next day) you get to fast forward all the chaff so you can watch the interesting parts.
On a boxing or ufc events is full rounds, here every round is condensed in a single 5 seconds bit, so being able to then FF most of the rest is great.
Im sorry English is not my first language, i might be fumbling the explanation.
Anonymous No.212182009
>>212174377
white dude's hand was bigger than the jeet's face. dude never stood a chance
Anonymous No.212182073
>>212181766
It's straight up barbarism but I feel quite assured only complete idiots are partaking in it so you can feel relatively guilt free in watching a few batterings.
Anonymous No.212182087 >>212182123
Seems there was an event a couple days ago but i cnat find any torrent and they haven't uploaded anything from that event yet to their youtube
Anonymous No.212182093 >>212192198
>>212157263
>blowjob jutsu
Meme sport for frauds
Anonymous No.212182123
>>212182087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGsSKeteVCs
nvm im very stoopid
Anonymous No.212182192
>>212168614
Slapfighting.
Anonymous No.212182211
>>212157153
Now this is something I can get behind
Anonymous No.212182341
>>212181331
>people like seeing knockouts right?
>what if we cut everything but that out?
Anonymous No.212182375
>>212181538
First one to soil themselves.
Anonymous No.212182470
>>212181908
My favorite part is when you can see where the anal gland area is.
Anonymous No.212182824
Anonymous No.212182941
>>212167320
>>212173891
Give them each a fighting dog to assist (or add knives) and you got some real Roman entertainment going there.
Anonymous No.212183182
>>212181994
We're good dude. I see where you're coming from now
Anonymous No.212183347 >>212183376 >>212183565 >>212184198
Why do people always whine about dumb people being allowed to compete in dumb things they go out of their way to be in? Why are you trying to protect a brain that is obviously already useless for anything else? Stfu and enjoy the show
Anonymous No.212183376 >>212183541 >>212183642
>>212183347
CTE hugely increases the likelihood of them committing murder.
Anonymous No.212183383 >>212183409
>>212174932
kek didn't realise that. ok let's mix it up a bit
Anonymous No.212183409 >>212183642
>>212183383
Mr Beast sponsors this shit too? Shameless, hope they sue him somehow eventually.
Anonymous No.212183513 >>212183545
you have to be a special kind of retard to go into boxing or mma, but this is even more retarded somehow.
Anonymous No.212183538
Is it even possible to think of a "sport" that's dumber than two people just hitting each other over the head?

This is like something out of a comedy skit about 'caveman sports' where they try to think up the dumbest imaginable idea for one.
Anonymous No.212183541
>>212183376

That's a stretch, more like just going braindead or dying
Anonymous No.212183545
>>212183513
You sound scared
Anonymous No.212183565
>>212183347
Because society will end up paying, literally and figuratively, for their mistakes. For example, once they get disabled from CTE you will end up paying for his healthcare, and you will end up paying with a uglier, less safe city when he becomes homeless. lolbergtarianism is autistic and not rooted in reality
Anonymous No.212183606 >>212183814 >>212183816 >>212183846
This is nothing compared to competitive vaping.
Anonymous No.212183642 >>212183686
>>212183376
>>212183409
Anyway I ordered my mocha vente 10 minutes ago
Anonymous No.212183686 >>212183962
>>212183642
You have to tell me your name or I can't give you your beverage. You can write it in the name field or the message field, I will get it either way.
Anonymous No.212183814
>>212183606
Cancer Olympics when?
Anonymous No.212183816
>>212183606
Wtf
Anonymous No.212183846
>>212183606
now ive seen everything
Anonymous No.212183861 >>212184138
So going first is the way to go huh?
Anonymous No.212183898
>>212157653
That's the goal.
Anonymous No.212183962
>>212183686
Killface
Anonymous No.212184048
>>212157153
>so what you do for a living?
Anonymous No.212184138
>>212183861
Nah, in lots of these it's the second person who wins
Anonymous No.212184193 >>212184393 >>212184548
>>212181663
source?
Anonymous No.212184198 >>212184235
>>212183347
Do you care about people trooning out too?
Anonymous No.212184233
I'm going to open a gym to train future champions
Anonymous No.212184235 >>212184388
>>212184198

Only if it's some kind of concerted scheme to trick children into doing it, or using public funding for it. Once you're an adult I don't care if you want to be a freak, or engage in competitive slap boxing.
Anonymous No.212184305
carjitsu > power slap
Anonymous No.212184388
>>212184235
trannies will always try to groom others. There is no reality where trannies will just live their own lives.
Anonymous No.212184393 >>212184548
>>212184193
amber odonnel and whitney jones, it's some shit fourth rate influencer boxing thing
Anonymous No.212184548 >>212184567
>>212184393
>>212184193
>>212181663
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f0B7QyKhQ4
Anonymous No.212184567
>>212184548
This is an AI voiceover, isn't it
Anonymous No.212184598
>>212174377
>SUBHUMANAYAN
Anonymous No.212184604
at one point the dog brothers guy approach the ufc for a stick fighting division but they said nah. instead dana supports this bullshit. if you want blood sports go all the way!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9jS80DwUKA
Anonymous No.212184617
>>212156660
Wtf that first guy. I slap my girlfriend harder than that.
Anonymous No.212184732 >>212184797
isnt it a HUGE advantage being the one to slap first here? how do you handle that?
Anonymous No.212184797
>>212184732
Put more skill points into stamina
Anonymous No.212184807
>>212158449
What does Sheena go by? Hope she has b/g.
Anonymous No.212185009 >>212185118
>>212157153
>pudgy tatted goblinas flailing like spastics
This does nothing for me. Death to america
Anonymous No.212185118 >>212191540
>>212185009
Those are actually great asses. Like if you said that about this >>212181908
I'd understand, but those two actually had great asses. Don't be gay, son.
Anonymous No.212185373
>>212181814
Keep the gooners out
Anonymous No.212185438
Anonymous No.212185504
>>212172742
Women have danced on stage in thier underwear for the coins men would throw since before Roman times
Anonymous No.212185603 >>212186329
>>212172742
Cope
Anonymous No.212186223
This is a deep part of internet history
Anonymous No.212186329 >>212186420
>>212185603
they're not even hurting each other, what's the point?
Anonymous No.212186420
>>212186329
Hurting your opponent is not the point of butt slapping. See >>212181678
Anonymous No.212186794 >>212186983
Anonymous No.212186983
>>212186794
She definitely banged him in revenge
Anonymous No.212187019
>>212155995 (OP)
slapped so hard she turned into arya stark
Anonymous No.212187920
Would have been funny seeing prime Mike Tyson do this. His ridiculous thick neck preventing any movement of his head kek
Anonymous No.212188103 >>212188232 >>212188668 >>212190480
>>212155995 (OP)
still cant believe this is even a thing. its like one of those fake shows that's in Idiocracy
Anonymous No.212188232
>>212188103
Reality is stranger than fiction
Anonymous No.212188668
>>212188103
People would unironically watch the Ass movie right now
Anonymous No.212189964
>>212157983
Athleticism and fame
Anonymous No.212190149
>>212170360
shut up lol
Anonymous No.212190480
>>212188103
I'd rather watch people slap fight than full on MMA brawls where people are getting their limbs snapped
Anonymous No.212190501 >>212190806
We should make a sport of horses kicking people in the face. If you're tough, you can take it.
Anonymous No.212190775
>>212175612
To be more precise its about grazing the tip of the chin. Same in boxing.
Anonymous No.212190806 >>212190897
>>212190501
Horse wrestling has been a thing for ages
Anonymous No.212190893
Could've had armored HEMA, but we got power slap becoming mainstream. Fucking HEMA needs to stop being so fucking boring to watch is probably why.
Anonymous No.212190897 >>212191138 >>212191164
>>212190806
Any horse girls participating?
Anonymous No.212191138
>>212190897
No one wants to see a conception in the ring
Anonymous No.212191164 >>212191380
>>212190897
Anonymous No.212191380
>>212191164
I will now watch your sport
Anonymous No.212191424 >>212191460
>>212155995 (OP)
This is the gayest shit i've seen in a long time
Anonymous No.212191460 >>212191494
>>212191424
Learn what words mean
Anonymous No.212191494
>>212191460
I feel I've expressed myself properly
Anonymous No.212191540
>>212185118
You are literally kidding me and jerking my chain if you think those tight shapely asses are somehow worse than the flabby asses above
Anonymous No.212191679
>>212160916
I agree with you up until the why would any one watch, people being retarded is funny as fuck. I've seen nearly all of these slap clips before but I still laughed out loud again.
Anonymous No.212191710
>>212157613
I'm pretty sure that's meant for you to keep your awareness up, that a punch you can't/don't prepare for will be more damaging. It doesn't literally mean if your eyes are closed you suffer more head trauma.
Anonymous No.212191745 >>212191809
>>212156902
>Kortney

She looks as stupid as her name is spelled.
Anonymous No.212191809
>>212191745
y u mad
Anonymous No.212191922
>>212158733

Based and esoteric reference. My man.
Anonymous No.212192198
>>212182093

Horsemeat 'Reem was something else.