Thread 212157187

start the damn /got/hotd/dunk/ before I piss myself

Blackwater is the worst episode of S1-4 and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Watch it Bobby.

>>212157216
w-why?

dead franchise

>>212157187 (OP)
BRING ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

I wish to have sexual intercourse with Milly Alcock and Emma D'Arcy at the same time while they are both in costume as Rhaenyra.

>Only portrays the attack from the Blackwater and doesn't even mention or imply that it occurs in tandem with a siege from the south on the King's Gate
>No portrayal of the fighting that occurs inside the city by criminals and drunks
>No portrayal of Joffrey's navy and the tactics used to execute the wildfire attack, instead it just makes Tyrion look lucky and Stannis like an even bigger retard
>The Queen's Ballroom is the size of a bedroom with like 20 nobles in it rather than the many dozen it can and does occupy during the battle
>Matthos being consumed by wildfire while Davos is pulled backwards to safety by plot armor
>Tiny soundstage for the battle at the gate and on the beach
>Fight choreography is embarrassing, particularly for Stannis but also Tyrion
>Stannis is on one tiny piece of the gate walls for the entire post-landing sequence and has to be comically dragged off by his soldiers at the end
>Tywin's cartoonish arrival at the end
2/10 episode, poor adaptation and execution of what little it tried to adapt. Just a fucking atrocious episode overall. People complain about The Long Night pretending like this piece of shit wasn't the prelude to that garbage.

>>212157187 (OP)
Nice plastic crown, lmao
You retards watched this power rangers shit, the fuck?

Me and my twink son

>>212158169
Meant for>>212157398
Oh and
>No trebuchets
How fucking cheap can you be? Do CGI baby dragons cost THAT much?
Only compliment I'll give is The Hound still turns in a solid performance, both the actor and the writing for him.

>>212158310
>Ah, good morning, my beloved son
*presses hips against him*

>>212158169
>>212158337
they also cut out the Antler Men because Stannis is a heckin evil bigot and no one would ever support him even if the alternative was Joffrey

>>212158230
Careful anon, careful now

Gods, I was a boar then.

>>212158169
Most of those complaints are due to budget, a budget of 8 million wasn't enought to shoot decent battle scene.

Isn't the whole point in the book that reason why Stannis men shit their pants is because Loras rides though the city wearing Renry's helmet, and Stannis men believe Renly has come back from the death to punish them.
They resort to this shock, because Tywin and Loras don't have enough men.
Tywin has suffered high casulties in the battle of Fords against Edmure.

>>212158381
seems a little inappropriate

>>212158230
>oh my sweet heavens is that....it cant be
>*zooms in on image*
>oh my goodness it is....
>a fake crown. that actor is wearing a fake crown in the pilot episode of a 15 year old television programmè!
>im going to faint, quick, bring me a glass of cum! i must hydrate immediately!

no one cares about this series anymore

>>212158169
i liked when tywin came in at the end
>the battle is over
>we have won!
pretty based desu

>>212160045
Keep seething, your show sucks

BUMP THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

>>212158381
Do these shows have mother/son incest kino?

>>212158381
m-mommy...

>>212158381
do NOT post it

>>212158310
>>212158381
I think emma darcy is ugly but if she was my mother I would consider an incestuous liason

>>212161175
no. got had brother/sister and hotd has brother/sister and uncle/niece. there is one part in got where a boy who's like 8 is still sucking milk out of his mom tits but that was just bc she was a crazy bitch

That’s it I’m rewatching s1

>>212163743
GOT also had aunt/nephew. You know...
>MUH KWEEN

>>212160000
they must keep their bloodline pure

>>212157216
Blackwater is probably the best episode of the show because it made me root for Tyrion again and, therefore, the Lannisters for the first time

Great show from start to finish. Bingechads dont notice any decline in quality just an increase in pacing. Truly the best way to experience this kino. The shows redemption in the next generation will be glorious.

>>212163857
I used to love seeing season 1. All desire to ever watch it again vanished up in smoke

>>212158381
>are you thirsty, baby?

>>212164770
>dont notice any decline in quality
Well they should notice even more considering the vast majority of plot lines and character schemes don't go anywhere. Very easy to forget over the years, but stands out like a sore thumb on a binge

>>212164907
Pic not related?

Also,
>plotfags not realizing a show is about the characters and the setting for the millionth time
ngmi, bingechads dont spent weeks creating headcanon for every potential plot thread.

i have never watched a minute of anything game of thrones related. i just want to ask if mark addy was good in it because i like him as an actor.

>>212165026
Pic very much related. Cersei's prophecy went nowhere and had zero point to it. She was never killed by any valonqar. Exactly why bingefags are utter retads.

>>212160401
i owned your little boyfriend so hard he called you to come defend him. lmao

>>212165071
eh, he was ok

>>212161175
the only time ive ever seen that in a movie is psycho and the northman

>>212157187 (OP)
>Who is this that seeks audience before the King? Identify yourself and your noble house.
>Yeah, hi. I'm Frank... Uhhhh... Of House Reynolds!... Yeah, I'm the boss of the family. I basically run things with my crew, or my family or whatever. Yeah, yeah, we work schemes and do all kinds of shit! It's crazy! Anyway, Might I petition your highness for some gold so I can better serve the Crown and provide for the people of my house?!
>... House Reynolds... Is that in the Riverlands?
>No, it's in fuckin' Philly! I don't live in this shit hole!

>>212165091
Wasnt cerseis prophecy in the show just that she marries the king and all her kids die? Just elaborate foreshadowing with a hint of an explanation why shes so psycho when it comes to her kids. But beyond that theres plenty of prophecies and omens that dont come true. Its all bullshit but it adds to the aura when one actually happens to be real.

>>212165071
Gods he was strong then

>>212163743
>>212163964
You forhot father/daughter.

>>212165071
one of the strongest performances in S1 of GoT

>>212165071
GODS he was strong then

>>212157187 (OP)
Should I feel like I haven't lived enough if I haven't pissed my pants when drunk? Sometimes I feel like a gimp for not doing stuff like that or blacking out on drugs or some shit.

>>212165849
i guess it's humbling and a good lesson in self control. never pissed myself but i have drank to the point of vomiting a few times and had one or two instances of saying really dumb shit drunk. neither were very fun. now i usually drink once a month, if that.

>>212158381
that's a big resolution

>>212160993
Yes, my King!

>>212165849
My best druk moment was waking up on the grass in a backyard after a house party with some cats snuggled up to me. I remember spending the first couple minutes after I woke up wondering where the fuck I was while I was petting the cats.

>>212162898
you gay

>>212165166
Boardwalk Empire

>>212165071
He was so good that despite only appearing in 7 episodes of the first season he is the most heavily memed character across the entire franchise and one of the most fondly remembered in general

>>212157187 (OP)
HOTD
Adapted 17-pages of the book.
Jesus christ.
They just filled entire season with filler because they didn't have a budget for two battles.
Season 3 should have 3 majors battles, in the start, middle, and end.
No way is that happening with these hacks.
I wouldn't be surprised if season starts AFTER the battle of Gullet, and find some other retarded way to kill Jaca.

>>212164204
i wouldn't call it the best but its good.
i like the battle of the wall episode myself personally

>>212158381
>You look so much like your father...

Why is Alys meeting with the dragonseeds?

they need more Sweetrobin in the show, and more Sweetrobin in the books as well

>>212167152
>I wonder if you look like him...all over

>>212167408
killed by Littlefinger the second 'arry the 'eir puts a ring on Sansa's finger

>>212168195
At least he got to suck on Sansa's tits for a while

>>212157216
good b8

>>212168329
do you think she started sympathy lactating

>>212157905
>rhaenyra is the hero of the story
>both rhaenyra actresses get mogged by the alicent actresses
interesting casting

>>212157187 (OP)
OH MY GOD THAT MAN HAS A REALLY LONG BROWN PENIS

>>212166844
>>212165452
based addy

I've stopped following GoT in 2014, but I heard they're doing a D&E show...
is it filled with DEI quotas?
we could refer to it as D&E&I instead
xDDD

>>212168869
other than making Tanselle slightly browner than she already is in the book, no

>>212168869
no

>>212168869
Cast is perfect.

>>212169739
I really really doubt that

>>212169739
Jaehaerys wasn't enough of a stud.

>>212170022
I'm sure you do.

>>212170022
Then watch it yourself and make your own decision, faggot

>>212170267
No.

I haven't been keeping up.
Is there any indication that HOTD season 3 will be better than HOTD season 2?
Or will they continue to run it off the rails into something totally different?

>>212170565
It's clearly going to get worse.

>>212170565
seems even more off the rails than season 2, rhaena is literally nettles and alys and a green man are going to give all the dragonseeds visions at harrenhal

Natalie Dormer owes me sex

cringe ass bullshit thread yawn

>>212171999
Never before have trips been so wrong.

>"When the hammer shall fall upon the dragon, a new king shall arise, and none shall stand before him."
So Alys will be the one to tell Hugh this prophecy and he will think it’s about him rather than Rhaegar and Bobby. I’m guessing her goal is to get rid of all the dragons and dragon riders for the sake of the old gods or something retarded like that.

>>212167408
>it's a "Preston reads far too much into each sentence during his AGoT re-read" episode

>>212172166
Now that's the face of a sex ower. Nice dubs

>>212158381
>>212166671

>>212173005
anon...?

>>212173263
Don’t get him started

>>212173005
Where did you get this outtake?

>>212157187 (OP)
>/dunk/

When is it coming out?

>>212174557
January or February, most likely January though.

>>212166671
>Cut! Emma, I didn't say use tongue. Emma? I said cut!

>>212174557
2 more weeks

>>212174844
probably not, game of cucks and house of the cucks seasons always start on spring

>on my first GOT rewatch
>reach S5
>quality INSTANTLY drops off

sad.

>>212176598
They moved dunk and egg from a fall release to fill the gap hbo had for Jan/Feb. HOTD will air at the usual mid year time.

>>212176935
source on cuck and egg releasing on january/february?

>>212158169
after reading the book, the only element i dislike they changed was that Tyrion doesn't end up killing like half his own navy in the process, like it's silly that they completely unoppose the naval landing

>>212177241
All sources say it’s having an early 2026 and first quarter release. Jan is just speculation because they don’t have any other big show to air in that slot.

>>212164907
>break your own "no flashbacks" rule just to add a prophecy where nothing comes true
Bravo.

>>212173005
hurm

>>212159927
Thank you

>>212166651
Unfortunately i still don’t know he and jamine whine is more better on fighting

TAOOBA

>>212173005
Maybe this AI thing isn't so bad after all...

>>212157187 (OP)
BUT
HOW
STRONG
WAS HE

>>212165419
>>212170565
Nuke India from the face of the earth.

>>212165071
your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse, did you know that?

>>212180196
>implying Indians would be Aemondfags instead of Daemonfags

>>212172788
It's pretty funny to see him become so disillusioned that he's gone from thinking there's a genius masterplan behind every mystery box to nitpicking little details that make complete sense and don't require any criticism.

>>212157187 (OP)
>drunk
this the thread is?

>>212158381
You JUST know

>>212181226
Sounds like you started early anon.

>>212177754
When's hbo max doing it's big Europe release? Start of 2026?

>>212181672
Same time frame “early 2026”, Dunk and Egg will be the face of the launch it seems, which is good because it means HBO are confident that it’s a success. I wonder if that means it will eat into the promo budget for HOTD later in the year though.

>>212181226
Teetotallers only I’m afraid.

>>212176795
It still had some sparks of occasional brilliance IMO. Season 6 is where it is nothing but complete shit and never recovers.

Why did it have to be like this? I've never been more dissapointed in my life.

Daeron in 2 weeks

nuncle