Thread 212159286

Pissed off edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- S2 was condemned by the local government
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)
-- 20 hours since last update, "We have to be vague"
-- 2 days have passed since Fishtank was live


>Watch here
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.fishtank.live/archive

Previous: >>212157776

Mods it's time to janny this shit.

THERE. IS. NO. SHOW.

>they didn't listen when she told the truth
whats up with people not listening?

>>212159372
>>212159372
>>212159372
This.

Bad ideas is the one who called the police on the house

this shit is even more boring than pissboi's prison bullshit

Jet Neptune status?

Casesummer status?

Strike Status?

???

watch ellie come back with an inflated ego because of the simps here and get eliminated anyway

Watermellie

MODS MODS MODS

The show is cancelled move these threads to /trash/

supplement status?

>>212159372
look at the site retard

paag wife

The first season of a an experimental show had the least amount of production fuck ups.

>they got a warehouse
only took 4 seasons

>>212159360
>>212159442
To be fair, Ellie should have brought retainers that cost around 150, as opposed to invisalign that cost 3000 dollars when the grand prize is fucking 8000 (at that time). Even at 50k it's pretty stupid.

>>212159372
>>212159443
Got a week faggots 4 days left

Dangerous Caleb

i wonder how bad things have been the past few days for sam

>>212159286 (OP)
Ghost won. Shock troops deployed, don't fuck with Ol' Ghostie! 333.

>>212159545
what's "paag"

>>212159512
i may or may not have an in with the jimmycord. lets just say. /u/casesummer might catch a case this summer.. more details to come. we've found some INTERESTING things ..

>>212159543
2 b vitamins in a gummy

>>212159475
Strike 30

>>212159372
>>212159540
Cams are up faggot. See for yourself.

are they coming back in the RV or s3 house?

New freeloader

>>212159414
She rug pulls crypto scams for a living. Can’t be trusted for anything except that Jet didn’t have high enough clout to humor him

MODS please delete these threads

raya steele on the hub

Week 2 status?

>>212159536
She comes back with that tattoo and starts pandering about saving the white race while also sitting and rolling over for the Neptunian race

>>212159569
he's probably in the best mood he's been since season 4 started, he fucking hates fishtank now

>>212159569
sam stopped giving any fucks around the time he saw how lazy the cell was

holy shit

Warehouse they just bought was immediately condemned since it wasnt zoned for residential

>>212159533
what does he actually do

>Daily reminder Elli is as young as 14 in her social media posts
>Daily reminder anons have been working on an archive of her
>Daily reminder she still might not be 18
>Daily reminder she sounds prepubescent
>Daily reminder Ellipedos have posted vulgar comments "need that childlike body"
>Daily reminder Ellipedos have no issue with any of this
June 28, 2025 update:
>/tv/ doxxed a girl and her family
>Unhinged anons & Ellipedos are going to drive to her home
>She will be harassed nonstop over this
>Cops will get involved since she's possibly a minor
>Anons will get arrested
>She's a child during all of this
They are worse than the worst Josiefag out there. Never let them live this down when we're back on /bant/

>>212159551
They also hired a cop outside for S1, and decided to NOT do this for S4. One cannot penetrate the mind of the drug addled Jet.

>>212159372
shows up for me

heyyyy guys :)

IN BOSS NIGGA WE TRUST

GigiTank when

>>212159543
gummies but they are a real mold of Sam's asshole

I want to bust a load in her tight little dime sized zoomer butthole

>jet doxed ellie after she turned him down for sex
Jet is such a piece of shit

is it true a redditor got fishtank shut down

Warehouse just got swatted in less than 5 minutes

>>212159569
he feels great, he has time to work on his actually good supplement

How has Simbal not been voted out yet?

>>212159650
yes
I gave him gold for it

>>212159626
he took the supplement

wigger status?

>>212159650
yep
REDDIT W
CUMBERLAND W
BOOMER W

>>212159650
see
>>212159576
big things coming

>>212159617
but its coming back in like 40 mins? wdym

>>212159650
No. Jet never bothered to fill out commercial permit forms in 2 years and 7 seasons. That's why it's shut down.

>>212159629
Get people to sign waivers when he's not searching cleej on 4plebs and palanq.

Uhh Sam we have to cancel the show. Can I get paid now?

Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~

>>212159650
>>212159671
>thanks for the condemned house order, kind stranger!

>sam hasn't been seen in two days and isn't answering any calls
LMAO!

>>212159695
Looks like Chrisean Rocks retarded baby

claire mogs

>>212159667
snake oil money grab scam. why does he feel the need to keep scamming people? doesn't he have enough money or is he actually broke?

>>212159414
i know she doesn't actually look like that but I would still fuck her anyway KAW

u/Casesummer fucking won

/ftl/ aren't some kind of subhuman loser who still lives with their parents past 18, right?
We're all rich Chads who splurge on fishtoys for the simpable mids at no noticeable impact to our large amount of disposable income, yes?

Do ricecels watch this show? Or just based hapa gooner Jin type bros?

>>212159688
you have to provide proof of insurance with those. there is no way anyone would insure this retarded show
they're fucked

implement "mirror tax" for Ellie when fishtank is live again
she looks in a mirror all the time

>>212159442
the glasses are completely justified. I can't see without them and I get terrible headaches if I dont have them on. not only its retarded but also it would render me pretty much useless in the tank. I know they got him new glasses but he didnt know that.

guys we're gonna be back up in a few minutes but try to keep the rumors about Sam to a minimum, remember Fishtank is only one of his projects

>>212159735
I'm doing well at this stage in my life but why would I ever give money to Jet?

>>212159711
i'd laugh and kek and ROFLMAO if he ended up in jail because of this.

DADDY CAN MY FREN SLEEP OVER TONGHT!!!! WE'LL BE GOOD LITTLE GIRLS WE PROMISE!!!!

>>212159572
Robbie won actually
He has Jimmy's hashes

>>212159724
it's all he knows how to do

Wigger ineptitude

>>212159728
she looks kind of medieval here

is it weird that i want to lick ellies asshole

>>212159630
the amount of times you've posted this you'd swear you were the most obsessed with underage ellie

word on the insider street is sam and jet are stepping down and Scott Sullivan MMA is now in full creative control, expect big things in the coming days.

>>212159286 (OP)
So is the nick collab off

>>212159650
yeah it's a random redditor's fault that the fish were forced to sleep in a dusty moldy crawlspace in a basement in the same room as a poop bucket with zero escape in case of an emergency.

nothing is ever jet's fault or sam's fault or ben's fault or bill's fault. it's the audience who is wrong. it's the cast's fault. it's cole's fault.

>>212159562
>as opposed to invisalign that cost 3000 dollars
You retard do you know how invisalign works? They give you multiple sets of retainers to put in and each one aligns your teeth and you change to the next set every two weeks. If she lost one set it'd probably just be a 150 bucks

boomers won
groomers lost

>>212159747
sam and jet were proudly laughing how they had no insurance for the show a couple months ago. does very good for their image of neo outlaws BTFOing the zogovernment but not very well when it comes to actual consequences

>welcome back to fishtank
>thank you fish for sticking with us this past week
>oh btw dan you're off the show

>>212159757
If you had donated more, Jet could have afforded the permits he needed and the show would still be going and the women would be falling in love with you because you liked their social media posts. Now it's OVER.

the actually good supplement will end up like zipp and mondo megabits

>>212159731
Can Fishtank Inc. sue him?

>>212159775
I’m coming around to the idea. How come faggots get stomach diseases from it tho?

>>212159386
Could a faggot midget drop in?

>>212159414
>told the truth
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

we need pawg tank

>>212159775
no

>>212159811
why would he wear that to joe rogan

Ellie.... you are now 18 year old beautiful girl. you have a few options.
>be a model
>be an actress
>go on a slavic rapist's fake reality show with a fanbase of mentally ill cyberstalkers
please choose wisely!

>>212159735
wtf is this dudes hair

>>212159800
Then why is she crying over 150?!

>>212159789
sure hope so

>>212159816
I wish you were in charge instead of jet

>>212159816
I think by now they know better than to mess with Dan and his luck demon.
Next time they try to eliminate him Jet will have a seizure and die

>Jet wears his Balenciaga slop on camera
>It's now a tax deductible business expense

>>212159828
no ricky you'll get hurt

can someone make an AI version of Ozzy Osbourne's "Dreamer"
But it's Jet's voice and he sings "I'm just a groomer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCCiwPEdEpg

>>212159824
zipp is a good product, it's just a shame it hasn't been picked up by a chain store

Where can I see this show?

>>212159849
delete this

>>212159868
no

>>212159807
Klaus Always Wins!!

>>212159787
nta but they were posting elli when she was 7 years old they were combing hard for anything on her and there was a thread with the op of a kid elli

>>212159872
fishtank.live
10 minutes

>>212159870
apparently bic is working on getting it in stores

>>212159872
Jetneptune.com

>>212159868
funny enough someone actually did that a few threads ago
check archive

>>212159849
Claire looks just like her dad lol

>>212159849
looksmatched

>>212159793
>fish were forced to sleep in a dusty moldy crawlspace in a basement in the same room as a poop bucket with zero escape in case of an emergency.

dude a bunch of nukes went off. it's a wasteland crawling with mutants out there, where did you expect them to go?

>>212159868
no one can make that

>>212159852
Because she's 18 dude and she cried for two seconds and got over it.
>oh no my sister is gonna kill me
>oh no my teeth are fucked now

s1 > bg > s3 pre fh2/rv > s4 i guess > bitchtank > s2 > s3 fh2/rv

>>212159811
you can tell this guy kinda just failed upwards in life because he has rich Jewish parents

>>212159872
you can catch some reruns on the youtube

status?

shivew me timbews da state of whode iwand got a pwoblem wiff me

Why is no one discussing the best fish of all time?

dont you get it? you are finally free. stop begging your digital slavers for imprisonment.

>>212159849
they kinda look like a prehistoric hunter-gather couple

>>212159775
No i understand why people say they want to do that now because her little bum is divine

>>212159860
sam owes nearly $200,000 in back taxes, you really think they pay that shit?

>>212159868
just asked ozzy he said no

>>212159900
lmao
vgr bros... it's fucking over

>>212159824
>Hawk Tuah runs a crypto scam
>Destroys her entire life instantly
>Sam runs a crypto scam
>Audience never even considers confronting him, keeps forking over every penny to their name for complete dogshit
I thought Sam Hyde viewers were some kind of exceptional geniuses? They know about JEWS, don't you know? JEWS and INDIANS! So why do they keep getting scammed like total retards?

>>212159849
Is Vgr really a Jew in cahoots with Hadrian like Claire thinks or just a good little homeschooled Christian maga boy like his twitter suggests?

>>212159616
ellie KINO
>>212159626
he became indian

>>212159827
gays do lots of messy anal and ass to mouth with lots of different people

>>212159870
zipp tastes like shit

>>212159887
then stop bringing attention to like the 2 or 3 posters that are doing it. the less its talked about the less its posted

This thread has become such shit please delete it.
At least the bant thread you can see the degree of samefagging or people shitting up the thread
this has no purpose on this board and the quality has fallen off a cliff anyways

yeah

my status?

>>212159286 (OP)
Vague about what? Just tell the truth. The season got fucked up by some loser 17 year old from reddit calling the cops and running his mouth. It's over, there's no point of continuing the season because the same shit might happen again.

I'm so tired of moraldicks fucking up everyone's fun. So they can get some up votes with this bullshit moral escapade that's so dishonest and full of shit. It's all about this triumph thar no one cares about. These dudes, that kid, are people that show up to everyone having a good time and fuck up the vibe. Making the vibe reset impossible. I hope he gets charges for false calls, and wasting officers time over something that wasn't hurting anyone.

If I had a son that did that, I'd tell him to his face, "that's why everyone thinks your a faggot"

>>212159793
Imagine being the cop who goes down first and sees improvised weapons, empty cans of beer and spam, mattresses on the floor, cameras everywhere and a bucket filled with human feces. I'd shut that shit down too

>>212159874
say moogled and I'll never post it again

>>212159926
I do think seth deserves a full season arc, a rare normal person in the tank

honestly, in a good way this may end up being a good thing. Things were build up way too hard way too fast in a way that I have no idea how this shit was going to last another whole month with tensions the way they were.

Are these fuckers even watching the same shows?

>>212159948
>Is Vgr really a Jew in cahoots with Hadrian like Claire thinks
she dropped this bit because it was kind of cringe

I have zero pictures of ellie saved but several of her sister saved

>>212159905
They could have just killed aryeh, gutted his body out and then used it as power armor

I have to be vague.

My job is to run fair illegal firetraps.

bianca garcia

who clicked like, was in Mints

What relation does she have to the redditor that got the show shut down? I keep seeing that picture of her sitting down with a family

>>212159824
>>212159870
>>212159953
neptroonian beverage

>>212159920
A step up from the usual collage. Good work Mr BadIdeas.

>>212159372
you think there's no show? will probs come back tmr

>>212159971
moogled

>>212159931
I kinda like cavewomen desu

>>212159937
$207,000, actually.

Sam, I don't know how this internet forum works, but if you can read this, I'll let you shoot your TV show in our mansion if you finally move your car.

Dad.

>>212159946
>So why do they keep getting scammed like total retards?
Because they are convinced that because they know about jewish tricks they are completely immune to being tricked

>>212159923
why would he post this

So the show is called "Fishtank Live" and it's not actually live?

>>212159968
Oh forgot he taunted the crew, why didn't anyone go outside and pop his jaw. His parents show up, tell them what he's done and doing and his daddy would smack the daylights out of him too.

>>212159905
yea but it's all this guy's fault for some reason

>>212159971
I'm not claire so this feels unfair to you klaus

>>212159926
Worst replacement pick for a Fish ever

>>212160002
it*

>>212159635
oh shit rachels back

>>212159923
is this real chat?

>>212160016
yeah she has a kindness in her face you don't see with many of the girls on fishtank

>>212159968
Go fill out the permit paperwork Jet.

>>212160028
talmbout jit neptoon? beast of a work ethnic b

>>212159414
>incarcerated without phone access
she'll be replacing whoever walked

>>212159735
I know this is bait but it really is hilarious how so many people have faggot retard parents who will just give them the boot at 18. I know so many friends who were given this treatment. I'm 24 and still live with my parents because they love me and I have saved a tremendous amount of money just by not having to pay some kike 2k a month and will be able to put a good down payment on a home when the market goes down in the next year. I honestly wonder if its a culture thing entirely or the kids were just annoying fags at home and their parents just wanted to dump them off.

>>212160036
what were they gonna do? chase down his car in front of a bunch of cops?

>>212160028
>40 conscious humans updooted this

>>212159735
im 32 with my parents but im planning on moving out this year

the ultimate /ftl/ simp archetype

>>212159968
>it's the seventeen year old's fault we weren't following the law - if he hadn't called the cops would have never found out how incompetent and negligent we are!

>>212159849
why does claire look so uncanny

>>212160028
lmao he's an ideas guy that gets to play with sam's money

>>212160040
>posting the edited version

>>212160081
just drop the fucking nukes already

>>212160002
Vance still has the password

They are actually fucked this time lmao

>>212160072
I want her to stay so i can see her try to not act crazy when jet is around. She's really into them neptunian eyebrows

>>212160073
Yeah the subject was hack neptroon.

>>212159576
the hashes…

>>212160028
>never plans anything
>no backup fish lined up
>doesnt have freeloaders planned out in advance
>never does anything on time
what planet are these fucking people on

>>212160088
because she's naturally an evil fucking bitch so when she smiles it's just off-putting

>>212160105
I want her to stay so we can compile more evidence against this sick fuck

Sameko Saba aka Gawr Gura is streaming right now and you expect me to longer care for GAY WIGGERS AND WHORES??
I don't think so, bub.

>>212160075
Sometimes parents think their kids are coddled nontent so they wanna take the gloves off and force them to earn fishbucks on their own

How many bongs and bings until their second 24h absence has passed?

>>212160100
the rape poop bucket dungeon might have been a poor idea, in retrospect.

is this real?

is ellie ever going to recover from this?
she kept all this hidden for a reason, her sister is a married to a famous guy

>>212160100
how come? any new developments?

3 more hours

>>212160002
Morale is low. Jet has lost control of the crew.

>>212160123
it's part of the charm dude

Look what you did guys, you made a cute little Asian girl cry. She just found out about the doxx and is crying in her hotel room. She is really distressed and I will have to comfort her all night.
- Jet

people who think the fish are going to metagame because they got their phones might be the dumbest people right now, oh no Seth is going to see people find him entertaining when he's a character and might start being more entertaining stop hecking metagaming

This is their casting process.
Don't blame a redditor for the show being down...

>>212160123
But dude he got high on coke and painted an entire room in a day!

Doordashing some dungeonus crab legs rn

>>212160146
lol

>>212160129
Can the jannies delete the off topics astroturfed pedo spam please and thank you

I shitted

>>212160146
3 days

>>212159414
Whoever this whore is, are there more images like this one from her?

>>212160040
poor mints, isolated, like an island

>>212160129
i hope she keeps stealing whales from jet neptroon
https://www.youtube.com/live/H_Nc-zjRmK4

>>212160146
oof

>>212160170
>freddy and drench are gonna see that people love french so they keep doing cute stuff

>>212160165
yeah they might need to put mints in skimpy biker shorts to stick the landing on this one..

insider here
the show is coming back but will be audio only

it's advantageous to get kicked out of our houses by the police twice

>>212160123
>We have backup plans right Jet
>Uhh yeah a couple

>>212160085
False calls to the police will get you charges. Seriously, look it up. I don't even like cops, but I'd like to see him btiched out by the police, his parents, and Sam.

>>212160193
He's ready to flee into the woods if the cops start taking out the handcuffs

>>212160186
>astroturfed
What company is promoted it as a fake grassroots movement?

Did anyone post the Mizzy Onlyfans reveal? It's been 13 hours but I didn't see it until now

Fucking finally

https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1801303895928398275

Freddy and Direnic alone in a dive bar somewhere lost in each other and letting the night take them wherever their hearts go.

>>212160170
It's not about metagaming, it's about what was lost
Retard
DIE

>>212160172
>ur fit goes nuts
- 30 year old man

>>212160129
Never watched her, but it's a shame she doesn't own the design, I kept seeing it everywhere, and the Gura design is PEAK.

>>212160146
>it isn't not real.

i'm going to sleep. when i wake up the show will be back online.

>>212160088
She’s a muppet of a slut

>>212160203
Realistically they fucked over the weekend when cams were off and now they are over each other

>>212160213
What makes you think the calls were false? Those people were in danger from radioactive fallout. A fucking nuke went off bro, they needed help.

>>212160186
get fucked tourist nigger
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

>>212160217
Its a group of posters. coordinated effort. go back to /bant/

>>212160170
they were already metagaming at the start of the season. daniel kept talking about how it was only day 3 and it was too early to do things, this is nothing new

im bored

>>212160232
the world ended so we lost a ton of stuff

>>212160222
Is that an Onlyfans reveal?

>>212160213
you'll have to prove he made the calls instead of just drove by their house with a camera

Is 9:30 still the expected time for the cams to be back up?

>>212160234
ITS NUTZ
WITH A Z

HE SAID NUTZ

HOW DO PPL FORGET THE Z

>>212160222
>it's real

>>212160214
>the handcuffs
mints going to have a hot water burn baby moment after the things he's seen in the wigger mansion

>>212160253
:(

>>212160270
there is no expected time

>>212160170
The gaslighting doesn't work if they know what's been happening outside the show. Arye will have seen all the spongebob shit, they can watch clips of each other on the show to know stuff they shouldn't. It's just a bad move and contaminates the tank

>>212160270
I wouldnt expect anything

>>212160213
the difference is that this wasn't a false call by what we can see. unlike a swatter saying "i'm at this address and i killed my family and i'm gonna blow up my entire house with a bomb" to try and get the swat team to show up in force, this guy could have just said "i'm a concerned citizen and there appears to be a livestream in the neighborhood showing a bunch of people trapped in a basement with dirty clothes shitting in a bucket"

>>212160270
yes
9:30 july 12th

Anyone else?

when does the body cam footage release

>>212159765
Is that Ghost and Mrs. Ghost?

>>212160286
its supposed to be 8 est

>>212160149
Was. They got divorced. New white bf who is not rich

>>212160246
this nigga looks like a corpse

serious question, does this legal shit news actually help in viewership if/when it comes back online or does it hurt them badly?

>>212160262
this is your chance to stream to 1000s actually
tell jet to let you fill in the time

Hello niggers. Anything new since last night?

>>212160081
>Conscious

>>212160305
i dont think you understand what "at least" means

>>212160267
>exclusive photos and videos in special outfits
That's sanitized speak that she's gonna show 99% nudity and then she'll open an Onlyfans shortly after her paypig simps demand more

>d-dad they're bullying me :(
Well maybe they have a reason, grab daddy another beer.

>>212160256
Been posting in /ftl/ since S1 and I have no fucking clue who this is. I am not a pedophile like you degens.

>>212160315
probably would've helped if they gave out any sort of timeframe or semblance of an update about what's going on but they didn't do that so it'll hurt

>>212160085
Some laws are just retarded lol. Who gives a fuck about having two doors, the basement is right next to the front door if they need to leave.

>>212160315
might help. at this point desu its almost a relaunch of the season if it comes back

>>212160170
>halfway through the season
>fish get access to their phones for 10 minutes
>fans collect all viral memes and praises and bombard their socials on top of hate messages
>have to figure out how to sift through it all and adjust their character in the house
>or they can just talk to their family

done watching this gay ass show, Jet and wigger ineptitude killed the show

>Daniel is online watching Angelina shit on him and saying that she would never talk to him
this nigga might actually kill himself after the show. should've protected your filipina queen.

>>212160345
what if the fire is where the door is, smart guy

>>212159774
Yeah she's Irish.

>>212160262
if you're gonna impersonate cryo you have to use cryo's filename pattern

>>212160028
These people are literal NPCs

>>212160327
it means it starts at 8, don't assume what i know and what i dont. can get you into trouble

>>212160270
Tomorrow around noon

>>212160088
you can just say fucked up

>>212160213
His dad’s chin chad. That alone makes him in the right. Fishsissies lost. Get over it

>fishtank goes offline
>thread becomes nothing but weeb simp posting
i understand why they hate their audience

>>212160361
>this nigga might actually kill himself after the show
either that or he continues spiraling down. I seriously cant believe his -presumably- normal brother convinced him to get on the show

>>212160371
built for cole big white cock

>>212160375
nice

>>212160349
>show comes back
>entirely new cast

>>212160332
>vtubers are pedophile and fishtank isn't
Meanwhile this show had a thread ripped down this morning because the entire audience kept posting child model photos even as the OP. Anyone who supports Fishtank and its child raping creator Samuel Whitcomb Hyde is a pedophile.

>>212160360
Sucks that the end was such an anticlimax. I wanted a Sam/Jet crashout.

>>212160332
newfag

Season 5 (lol, never happening) idea
>Chibidoki as the virtual host in the corner of the screen
>Zach Hadel as "Computer"
>Doug Walker hosting the post-bedtime recap

what the fuck is going on? seriously? are jet and sam shitting themselves with cops and lawyers? are they in a hotel planning to come back? what the fuck is going on someone tell me why its been days of nontent

doing my best to save Ellie

if you are not a weeb in some way ( like anime or jp culture) you probably suck as a person #fact

what's up with this guy constantly posting about how he wants some guy to get beat up by his dad

why cant jet bring girls like this on the show?

>>212160227
Awwwww

>>212160222
notice how alexis and mizzy started doing this after angie did it first

>>212160028
lol

>>212160226
Fact Check: Truuuuuuuu

>>212160419
season 3 casting cost them 60k

we still can't get a hold of sam.

ellie wanted to go home but jet convinced her to crash at his place for awhile. daniel really wasn't happy about that so he left. direnc got fed up and bored and left in the middle of the night. nobody knows what's going to happen.

working on replacements. it's tough right now. may be another week or so. stand by.

Strawberry fields status?

>>212160400
im referring to the ftl poster who sent that to joopy and got blocked

>>212160222
Man, she's looking extra rough

>>212160419
They are way out of his league

>>212160418
it's jimmy being a raped faggot as usual

>>212160419
because the east coast gives em the ick

>direnc and freddy have already fucked off-camera
it's over

>>212160395
>Anyone who supports Fishtank and its child raping creator Samuel Whitcomb Hyde is a pedophile
Thats why me and many others would never give Sam a dime.

>>212160400
I've never understood about Sam how he surrounded himself with a bunch of wiggers who all pretend to be niggers, they all act like niggers, talk like niggers, act like niggers.
They wear loose fit clothing, they mumble rap, they take drugs and smoke.
Everything for years Sam said he was dead set against yet his legacy is turning whites into niggers.

>>212160226
trvth nvke

>>212160267
E girls just post non nudes on patreon now. Simps will pay just as much for non nudes and there’s less stigma around doing it on patreon

Are the fish getting fed?

>>212160081
Are you fucking retarded? Every tranny has 40 accounts to upvote their own shit.

still the worst season

>>212160407
They could have afforded all that if they weren't stupid drug-addicted retards with Swiss cheese brains, and it would have been ultimate kino

>>212160476
please post more lmfao

>>212160455
yeah

>>212160400
Does anyone have the Bicflame instagram dm screenshots? The ones where hes asking girls if he could put balls in their ass and watch them shit them out.

>>212160410
We have to be vague

we're aiming for maximum downtime with minimal questions answered

has anyone mentioned that ben and bill ottman golf together

Cumberland notified the Mass state police. They're shutting us down for real. Sorry guys. Official announcement soon.

>>212160476
direnc looks fuckable here
jin looks like a faggot

>>212160476
No more Mints-type stuff

>>212160172
hes so fucking bad at flirting. zero game. why would a girl be flattered when you're asking her to be humiliated in front of hundreds of people

>>212160028
pull his comment history

After seeing Ellie's sister I'm even more confident in my belief about her being hapa.

whats the sponge bob thing about?

>>212160375
>>212160476
This is good

>>212160419
Because they're not already pre-mind-raped girls seeking any sort of authority figure to give them praise and convince them to isolate them away from their family.

>>212160488
saved by payton

>>212160498
bic is so based

>>212160354
hershlagcoded

>>212160461
>they do it because Direnc is going back to Australia
>she gets pregnant but decides not to tell Freddy
>Freddy tragically passes away in a car accident
>Fred Jr is born and eventually becomes the lead singer of Australia's biggest rock band since ACDC

>>212160495
not mine
https://x.com/ArchMageMelvin/status/1939192556392223000

>>212160511
By sticking gold balls up each others' bums?

>>212160375
>>212160476
hell yea lol

>>212160395
Fax

>>212160410
sam did a little black guy "yo playa playa I'm audi" bit with finger gun gestures after the cops left and got in his truck, burned out the tires for a long time, and then left
jet has no idea if sam is coming back or wants to keep doing the show (they don't talk anymore) but he's going ahead anyway

>>212160514
dan's dad can sort this out
have him make a call for you

>>212160222
And you fuckers were defending this bitch a few threads back lmao.
Told you all shes a whore.

>fishtank comes back online 2 days from now
>all the fish are still there
>immediate confessional to ask them what was happening in the downtime
>the kike starts kvetching about stolen fishbucks again
Post yfw your absolute face when

>>212159793
MOAB trvke

>>212160226
Very funyung

>>212160226
smaackheads, we still here

>>212160467
sam has daddy issues. fred hyde did this to him.

>>212160488
S1 was worst season. Only engaging parts were the first week and the last week

>>212160170
The TTS and Stox already reveals what people think of them. I'm more pissed about the Fish being free from the hellhouse parts of the game for 2 days. The premise is fugged.

>>212160488
Exposed production thus its the greatest season

>>212160520
It's pretty much confirmed that Ellie is Korean/Viet. No white genes.

>>212160301
>Am I slut or am I a muppet?
>If I’m a muppet than I’m a very slutty muppet

>>212160446
imagine the amount of degeneracy and emptiness it must take to spend such a large amount of time pretending to be someone else to make 14 people confused for one second

>>212160484
Just check the cameras, it's a 24/7 show

>>212160520
She's not retard. Her dad is a viet zogbot.

>>212159765
>>212160304
as a 2011 listener i don't think i'll ever be ready for any definitive face to be attached to ghost's voice, the mic upgrade was already too much for me

>>212160476
I like this. Can you share them?

who is this girl ellie is following

gigi did a video game ad
https://youtu.be/UDTe2NF7QFg?t=24

>nearly 6PM
>show still is not airing

>>212160476
Is that mintx?

>>212160551
It's not funny. I'm just letting you guys know first.

>>212160585
the show is down dumbass

>>212160555
>>immediate confessional to ask them what was happening in the downtime
This wont happen. Wiggers too lazy

>>212160488
ywnbaw

CHECK THE STREAM

Fred Hyde cried after Sam left. His boy left him.

>>212160498
>Does anyone have the Bicflame instagram dm screenshots? The ones where hes asking girls if he could put balls in their ass and watch them shit them out.
Someone please.

>>212160419
socials?

>>212160582
a muppet of a slut

>>212160415
She's a good woman.

>>212160611
urgle burgle snurple

>>212160606
Dayum

>>212160149
Who?
Qrd on her sis?

>>212160498
all I got

>>212160607
She was also in some KPOP band called Big Bang's music video, and kissed one of them.

this is the true ending of fishtank if the cams never come back

>>212160467
Kek, Nick mentioned on PGL how they're almost forty, they have to stop dressing like weed dealers, so immediately Sam started wearing a suit for Dear Elon and the Sam Hyde show.

>>212160565
Honestly I question how much Sam is Fred's fault, maybe outside of coddling and spoiling him too much.

>>212160461
this is the absolute worst fucking part. having not seen the natural development of relationships, especially french, fucks everything up

>>212160226
>*is bad at skateboarding in ur path*

odds of freddy leaving after realizing sam is a racist antisemite far right misogynist?

>>212160627
@itsgigishh
her name is gigi moon
super hot girl, should go on fishtank as a freeloader

>fishtank comes back online
>the fish are in the middle of a "lie face down in fake blood" challenge

>>212160476
that is a good direnc tbqh

>>212160488
Alexis looks so horrifying

>>212160619
up for me
finally

>>212160665
I accept this as canon.

>>212160668
Kek, you're a weeb faggot who has never gotten his dick wet with another female, and never will.

>>212160555
>>the kike starts kvetching about stolen fishbucks again
this actually so likely will happen

>>212160415
trust the plan

Season 3 was the best season
Season 4 is the worst
Anyone who disagrees with this has bad body odor and pimples on their ass.

>>212160222
She is crushing a watermelon with her thighs on monday, and then doing a fucking tradwife larp on wednesday. Bravo what a grift.

im feeling a lot of anxiety about fishtank

they should get tobuscus on

>>212160678
Almost zero because there's still money on the line but he'll call him a bitch

you think ellie has been fingered before

>shivew me timbews i guess the fat guy has an issue with me
Respond to this without sounding mad

>>212160695
Me too

currently gooning

>>212160623
I gotchu dawgy KAW

>stream comes back
>they're sitting in the s1 house living room eating mcdonalds
>doctor disrespect bought fightank

Why is Lynch consistently the least respected wigger in the crew?

Could it be hes the only one thats not trying to grape and stuff??

>>212160706
the amount of wild shit that went down in s3 will never be toppled

>>212160678
He went to the extreme peace premier after he got cast so i'm sure he knows what's up.

>>212160715
I'm good

>>212160222
holy shit first post looks like totally slutting out LOL i gave her the benefit of the doubt but damn

>>212160641
is this what they call love & life?

>stop watching for a few days because i was bored with the basement
>check on it today
>show is killed
lol

>>212160488
Simbal deserved a better ending

>>212160700
Mints, enough already. Don't post again unless it's accompanied by a webm of that PAWB booty popping.

>tfw the faggot begging for ellie feet in the threads constantly is some literal faggot in to buff tranny porn over on simpcity
Do you faggots REALLY not know how to hide your online presence these days?

>>212160723
Good girl

Member when Fishtank was about no access to phones? I member.

>>212160678
he has a hitler mustache right now

im horny posting until this shitshow comes back on

>>212160665
canon accepted, as is written

>>212160706
real

>>212160611
It’s the Act 1 intermission dickhead

>>212160651
>homework: go on leddit
Always fucking kills me Sam and Marky should have married bros
The timeline where they did is the timeline where fishtank is good

I don't think you guys get it.
The Sam Hyde era of Fishtank is over.
Fishtank is over.

The radio silence is just the sound of damage-control casserole baking in the oving.

>>212160623
I have his twitter apology

>>212160651
found it myself THANKS FOR NOTHING

>>212160222
mizzy is disgusting and fat

>>212160476
>sims direnc correctly mogs in the trummy department
based

bianca garcia

>>212160678
He will have been briefed on marky and will go off once he's drunk enough

>>212160715
i’m feeling a lot of suspense, which is a good thing.
but if it’s not back today, that’s gonna start fading quickly.

>>212160678
He already knows who Sam is. I don't think he really cares that much, either because he's been cancelled himself or he only really cares about booze/drugs/money.

>>212160757
XL Angie looks content

Time to return to bant

>>212160754
MOAR

>>212160665
It's a good ending desu

>>212160519
It's just not even interesting enough to post. He just talks about appreciating Jet a lot.

>>212160724
thx crodie

>>212160555
Aryeh rent free

>>212160728
listen to how he talks, it tells you everything you need to know

I actually despise simps. The annoying spam is one thing, but just the very thought that we have men who should be stronger in this day and age falling for this faggotry for garbage "females" makes me endlessly seethe.

>>212160754
>Betty

>>212160728
because he's 30 and can' read

>>212160754
jesus christ she's looking rough

>>212160693
Fuck no it isn't
That sim looks human, feminine

>>212160776
Wiggers should dump their footage online and I'll edit my own fishtank show

>>212160795
i just hope freddy direnc daniel spencer letty and ellie are safe

>>212160578
>>212160440

>>212160821
lmfao

Sorry for the downtime but i promise you guys will be kneeling all night long in a couple of hours

tfw no lenard gf

>>212160823
ywnbam, incel.

>>212160476
Why is mints a twig

>>212160822
so hes a little slow dont mean you can bully him

>>212160823
We're losing Daniel instead of ellie because of them

>>212160832
He can read? Wow, big problem there. Unless...you can't spell? Fuck you.

if you bake you're GAY

>>212160859
i'll be sleeping in a couple of hours you fat nigger

>>212160737
SOMEONE LEAK IT

>>212160864
same anon

Is it true Lynch doesn't know how to read is there videos of them talking about this

>>212160476
ellie looks so cute here

>>212160715
I had some friday during work and when i got home within 20 mins cams were down so i feel justified

>>212160649
>15 or 17 years older than Ellie
>Offspring from one-time fling of her whore mother with some Italian/Greek gang member.
>Probably never met her father.
>Mother used her connections from her own modelling career to get her a modelling career.
>Became relatively successful
>Married Clark Gracie and had a son
>Later divorced, but she's presumably set for life now
>Possibly has another child based on what I remember Ellie saying on the show, but I might be misremembering
>Starting streaming on twitch briefly
>Took her mother to court over custody for her sister, since Ellie was at risk of domestic abuse
>Tried to stop Ellie from going on the show, but ultimately couldn't really do anything since she's 18
>Based on everything available, she's honestly an angel and far too good for this horrible world.

vinny ramos was the one who called the cops

>>212160784
W rizz

my dilator snapped in half inside my gaping wound I call a vagina

post content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2r-IF71U4w

>>212160774
why even save this

>>212160651
Sam's letters to Marky are maybe his best bit.

Jet is a fat fuck

i love direnc.

klaus moogles me and fucks my mom

I don't think Sam even slept with Mizzy. He seems to have learned from his mistakes and doesnt shit where he eats

>>212160737
This was le wholesome tradewife of S3 btw

im baking

>>212160717
nigga biscuit nigga in a biscuit

The show unironically died when they didn't release the gopro footage

>>212160838
someone post the eerily similar pic from S1

>>212160919
transphobia isn't the own u think it is

>>212160919
hi mints

>>212160391
cole hasn't loved jc for almost two years, he is madly in love with payton according to the last thread

>>212160703
Would direnc kick jets ass if she finds out he’s been gooning Ellie? She kind of has a big sister protective thing going with her

>>212160951
he hasnt slept with any fish

>>212160923
boring gay video

>>212160590
That's what Ellie was led to believe

>>212160665
As far as an ending, yes this is the best, but the bunker kino was my favorite part of this season.

>Fishtank down
>Complete content drought on everything I follow
Well fuck me I guess

>>212160923
https://youtu.be/A6lNtwnh7Bs?si=wy52tZZKvbS44WaM

>>212160951
I dont think he did either. He probably didnt trust that clout chasing whore not to blab about it.
Jet should learn his lesson

>>212160951
Is that why she is crashing out and turning into a whore?

Bakers?

>>212160951
nah i dont think he slept with mizzy either, he just liked the attention but she was too annoying and dumb for him. he liks smart chicks.

>>212160448
Apparently in dallas staying in a high rise airbnb with payton rose

>>212160995
cameras are up for me

>>212160964
yes it is

>>212160964
Nobody has a fear response to troons. We're disgusted by them and want to see them dead

new
>>212161014
>>212161014

new >>212161023

>>212160979
yes it was trash sorry about that

Is anyone else having Scott Sullivan MMA winning season 4 visions and dreams?

>>212160925
to post it here and create fake engagement

>>212160964
Go argue with Burt on twitter again

>>212161010
You have to go back.

>>212161004
>smart chicks

>>212161031
>>212161036
Great job niggers

>>212160925
bc jellie is cute

>>212161091
dude

>>212160905
Did she win custody?

>>212161004
Mizzy is low int high wis build

>>212159735
all the cool smart chads left /ftl/ as soon as the show got axed

>>212160975
not even letty?

>>212161068
back where i was here first

>>212161173
Yeah Ellie lives with the sister and has for some time.

>>212159937
I saw 100,000 in back taxes to RI

>>212160951
I think Sam wouldn't sleep with any fish but not because he wisened up. He's turned into a faggot with all the trenbolone he does. He is close to too many fags for it to be coincidence.

>>212160172
It would appear as if Jet sent the video in the middle top text.

>>212160300
no, mine has a picture of Anonymous the hacker