Thread 212161034

>>212161034 (OP)
who is this man?

>>212161034 (OP)
>gets boner

>>212161034 (OP)
whats that youtube video on her barefoot on a carpeted floor wearing pajamas

>>212161108
nvm it was this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkqL37okmo

>>212161060
Lady Galadriel.

is the reality show good? People talked about it in the other thread and it looks... interesting...

I unironically believe a bunch of poor and in debt american players would just burn and riot after the first death game

>>212161201
She owes me a loving everlasting marriage

>>212161034 (OP)
The original recruiter was young, tall, in-shape, and seemed like he probably could handle the likes of that thug from Season 1 in a slapping game. This brittle old lady would just get herself hurt.

>perfect tier
>red light green light
>carousel
>squid game (original)
>cutting shapes

>good tier
>hide and seek
>tug of war
> marbles
>glass panels
> pentathlon

>shit tier
>jump the rope
>sky squid game

>>212161034 (OP)
I haven't seen a single second of this show, but I keep seeing this scene spammed on here. Is this a setup for the Fincher version or what?

>>212161034 (OP)
>gets her teeth knocked out and curb stomped

>>212161734
squid game is literally just a 1v1 sky squid game is way better

>>212161034 (OP)
I like Cate Blanchette and hope she stars in Squid Game US

>>212161805
Most likely, yes. Because this scene plays in LA

>>212161034 (OP)
Season 2 and 3 didn't actually conclude any major arcs and just set things up for American Squid Game.

>>212161734
Shouldn't be possible to be this wrong lol

>>212161580
Unironically just watch Beast Games

>>212161966
They concluded the main character arc
by killing him

when are they going to drop an edit that's JUST the games and spares me all the gook shit and the tranny nonsense. for reals

>>212161580
It was an entertaining and easy watch
nothing outstanding

>>212161060
>who is this old man?
fixed

>>212161580
Better than s3. Not kidding.

>>212162376
What reality show even? Fucking beast games?

>>212161034 (OP)
Will be interesting to see how they approach US squid game.

>>212162647
I know the scene with Cate was just to clearly communicate that the games are still going on overseas, but for a proper US continuation they really can't carry on as if the US is Korea. A different culture requires a different approach. Otherwise, why even change locations?

>>212162647
if they have any balls and any brains they'll do it in short-form anthology style and just randomly follow contestants as they fight their way through and ultimately die - leaving you never 100% sure who is actually going to win as they equally depict the backgrounds/game plans/struggles of a large cast without plot armor

of course, what it will actually be is a miserable and boring slog with rehashes of the old games all while acting as a mouthpiece for elementary-tier idpol bullshit, replete with uppity niggers, probably an interracial relationship forming inside the games, and a fuck load more boring shit akin to the pointless cop plotline

>>212162647
hope they put in green light red light and no one dies since no one gets scared by gunshots

>>212162647
its being directed by david fincher isn't it? gives me hope it won't be total shit, though burgers have a habit of ruining everything they touch

>>212161734
Hide and seek should be in shit tier since it's not even a real hide and seek game. It's just people stabbing each other with no hiding spots.

>>212161034 (OP)
why she should spank me instead

>>212162870
when would they hear the gunshots if no one dies
got you there

>>212162884
Not like the original product is any better, they shouldn't do it because the concept is already tired and uninteresting
Maybe Fincher can have character not behave like retards and have the entire thing make actual sense

guys what if they american squid game has a school shooting game...

>>212162849
I hope they keep changing actors for certain numbers. They did that 3 seasons in a row now and I hope they make more important participants appear out of thin air who were never there before in the background.

>>212161034 (OP)
They are aware this was the least subtle ultimate fuck you to the audience from a hypebeast spectacle TV show ? We cash grabbed and churned out another season we hated then wrote a business deal ending to give the franchise to the Americans like "here take what you have stained with greedy jizz..

>>212162647
the most avant-garde approach would be to actually depict the american participants according to real demographics - ie most of them being borderline obese, 2/3rd of them being brown, and a little over a quarter not being able to read any instructions

>>212161034 (OP)
>>212161092
I wish she would give me a handjob but then stop just before I cum and then slap my penis really hard and laugh as I splooge all over her face.

>>212163034
>hoodrats vs chicanos vs fentanyl zombies

>>212163079
>evil guys are still white retards
Couldn't be more based

>>212163079
imagine them making race gangs like in prison
they don't have the balls

>>212161060
Iggy Pop

>>212163108
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>212163108
super hot mommy energy

>>212163108
zamn

>>212163108
Good lord

>>212162849
Fincher should hopefully filter a lot of that out.
It would be hard to avoid some the race stuff though, since even the real life squid games had some of it with the black chicks being uppity.

>>212161034 (OP)
>breaks her fucking arm

would you survive squid games?

>>212163212
does fincher have enough balls to make one of the antagonists a chubby uppity black chick?

>>212161034 (OP)
awful casting
also gi hun should have lived this ending is garbage and the fag front man didn't even sudoku in shame

>>212163355
no one ever played this in America that I've ever heard of

>>212163388
so what game should the recruiter play?

>>212163326
Probably but he will have to give the bad black/brown characters are sad backstory. Which is one way hollywood gets away with asshole non white characters so twitter doesn't complain.

>>212163153
>>212163163
>>212163192
>>212163195
Hagfuckers

>>212161580
I skipped the drama interview bullshit but the games were so much fun.
I LOVED the competitions. it was wonderful. so entertaining.
but I have no idea what the fuck they were saying between games

>>212163414
Honestly dice games, especially in cities like Atlanta or Baltimore.
No one plays ddakji in USA.

>>212163284
>RLGL
easy as fuck, doll always seems to turn at the same time, just need to make sure I'm spaced out from other people and I'm golden
>Honeycomb
easy if you pick the right shape
>Tug of War
actually hard if you're on a shit team
>Marbles
hard depending on what game is played and who your opponent is
>Glass Bridge
absolutely fucked, no way I'm surviving this unless I have main character status
>Squid Game
with only one other player my odds are good
>Pentathlon
definitely dying here, S2 really undersold just how difficult this game would be and how many people would die. Only 5 minutes to complete 5 minigames, 1 min each including walking to each. The insanely short time window combined with the nerves/pressure and difficulty of each game makes failure and errors extremely likely.
>Mingle
could survive it if you find a good sized team and agree to break off into numbers quickly, teamwork is crucial here
>hide and seek
I'd win if I'm red
>jump rope
made it look easy since the rope wasn't that fast
>sky squid game
the players only lost here because they were retarded, just go for the lunchbox and you're fine

>>212163355
Is that actually Cate Blanchett in the wide shots?

>>212163284
>glass bridge
Unless I'm last im pretty fucked
>tug of war
50/50 of death
>hide and seek
If I'm blue I probably will die
>jump rope
This probably is harder than it looks

man, i was way too distracted by her obvious botox

>playing some korean game no one has ever heard of in America
>skinny hag Cate Blanchett slapping some big hobo like it's nothing
>hobo not immediately murdering her on the spot
>it's a hobo and not some down on his luck chump

Not gonna work for me, senpai, I have no desire to watch american Squid Game but I hope Fincher improves this trash

>>212163852
what will happen if she slaps a black guy?

The baby and VIPs plot is pretty stupid

>>212161034 (OP)
>breaks her ginormous Jew looking nose

>>212163914
>Want to play this really odd Korean game for money?
>SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP AND GIMME ALL YO MONEY

>>212163034
I imagine just like in prisons, certain cliques will form.

>>212163479
nothing wrong with hags, homo

>>212161034 (OP)
>>212161201
that's a tranny

>>212163414
Yugioh

>>212161805
Yup. Get ready for 30 seasons of Squid Game

>>212162826
Don't worry, Netflix is cooking up a good batch of American slop for burgers to consoom. Get ready for a huge diverse cast of retarded freaks

>>212164408
Squid Games having Magic or Yugioh draft would actually be pretty kino

>>212163603
>Honeycomb
>easy if you pick the right shape
The twist of that game was picking your shape before knowing the game, although in a rare 100 IQ move, Gi-hun figured out how to trivialize any shape you pick.

>>212161034 (OP)
>I'm totally going to slap this man because I'm a strong womyn and he can't hit me back because he's a ma-ACK!!!!!
Never let a bitch lay her hands on you without slapping the shit out of her. Never.

I feel like US version will be dissapointing even for money laundering execs at Netflix

Holy fuck Season 3 was awful lmfao
>Be Gi hun
>Don't call for a call off in the game like in season 1
>Nope just gonna kill myself and leave the baby for the VIP's/Frontman god knowing what the fuck they'd do to it
Then theres
>Detective retard
>Don't do a fucking thing
>Don't listen to the guy giving you so much evidence
>"Ahhhh hey brother!.... y u do this?" 2nd times again
then they just killed everyone so fast in the 2-3 episodes leaving only the faggot crypto twink and some random motherfuckers that had no clue how to actually win cause their IQ's combined only equaled to fucking 3.

>>212163284
RLGL is very survivable. Of course you have to pray to God someone doesn't panic and bowl you over before they get shot themselves. Honeycombs is fucked I would never think to lick the back. Tug of War I'd probably be fine if I don't team up with women or old people who aren't main characters. Marbles is meant to trick you into competing against someone you actually like or think is competent so this could go either way. The Glass game is fucked, and I still don't know how the Squid Game is actually played.

Pentathlon is fucked, Mingle is manageable, Hide and Seek is manageable, I wouldn't be first on Jump Rope so it's probably fucked, and I still don't know how to play Squid Game.

>>212165031
>Of course you have to pray to God someone doesn't panic and bowl you over before they get shot themselves
Stick to the sides far off from other people, do that even in a regular RLGL as no one is usually in your way and quicker pace.

>>212164782
>>Don't call for a call off in the game like in season 1
The manager specifically said they changed that rule, speedwatcher

>>212165192
They can't call that off when it was in the contract still

>>212161034 (OP)
can't believe she was found to have been affiliated with epstein.

>>212165249
They changed the contract though. He announced it at the beginning of season 2

>>212165349
It was still there in the contract wdym? Gi Hun even states it the same way in season 1 when doing it in season 2 and they confirm "yeah you guys can vote to end the game"

>>212165373
It was changed so they could only vote to end the game between rounds and split the money. In season 1, the clause was that you could forfeit at any time but go home with no money. They changed it, as the manager explained

>>212165455
Fuck okay then, i probably missed only that part then by accident. That ending shit was still stupid for Gi Hun to give the baby to them, and the rest of his enemies were all actual retards.

>>212165500
The baby killer crew gave them a way out by beating up one of their boys. Gi-hun was the moralfag retard.

>>212165570
They literally all could've surrounded him and rushed to bring him back to the ground, remove him and the baby, throw him off, press button, throw baby off.

Gi-Hun being a moralfag was to be expected, but he was so so horribly retarded of handing them the baby that season 2 wouldn't of done that. Neither him nor Cryptofag even remembered the fucking button when facing off against 100 or the crippled on the ground?

>>212161034 (OP)
I loved the ending so much. really want to see an American sequel next

>>212165669
>surrounded him
He was standing on the edge and nobody would want to go anywhere near the perimeter so all you'd get is more of a narrow radius funnel which is what they ended up doing anyway (they were even hesitant to do it head on to begin with out of fear of being grabbed)

>>212161611
based

>>212166024
They were cuddling together for the entirety and letting him stay close to the edge and keep getting further instead of spreading out to pull him back, you telling me they can't all grab him before he falls off? And thats if he would've actually have fallen off WITH the fucking baby that he was the only one caring for, it only takes a person with double digit IQ to realize he's bluffing and not intentionally fall off with the baby.

Yes i know they discussed this a little but they threw that entirely away cause they're all retards, none of them are gonna have a chance to fall off nor let him by rushing and grabbing the dumbass.

Only good part about season one was just focusing on the games. If they just have self contained seasons about the games themselves, the series can succeed. If they continue to pull in more overarching external bullshit about people trying to discover / shut the games down it will fail. It's the main reason season 2 and season 3 are slop.

This bitch better get her old ass naked on camera before she turns 70 i swear to god.

Oof 8 years is a tough one ... damn

>>212163678
I have an urge to have anal sex with her and cake her face in sperm. I'm gonna jerk off to camwhore milfs now.

>>212161034 (OP)
I really don't think a woman her age should attempt such things, she could break her brittle wrist

>>212164333
So you're saying she has a cock for me to suck? Awesome!

>>212161820
>>212163244
>>212163852
>>212164757
They're playing a game you spergs. That guy agreed to get slapped.

>>212163108
>Galadriel showing Frodo how exactly she's gonna ride his hobbit dick and how she expects him to breed her

They should have made the season without 456 and only having him appear right at the end and recruit the winner from S2 games.

>>212162893
Why didn't the Blues just form groups and hide in a room, all leaning against the door? They open inwards, so just push and no one will be able to open it

>>212161034 (OP)
I'm seething so fucking hard, how could they fuck up THIS bad
I'm actually fucking seething over a fucking show, how the fuck did they do it?

>>212168262
lol I thought of that as well

Can't wait to see some basketball americans chimping out and getting brutally murdered in silly korean games

>>212161034 (OP)
>shoots you

WHAT IS THIS BAKED POTATO SHIT CUH
YOU GOT ALL THIS GREEN AND YOU DON'T GOT ANY FRIED CHICKEN?

>>212168262
I guess they were stressed out and nervous to think

Cast is guaranteed to have a POC or gay MC.

At least one major good guy will a Negro comic relief "awwww sheeeit" character.

White guys will be the villains. Frontman will be a white guy. VIPs will be gulf Arabs, because that's who Americans associate with decadent wealth.

At least one game will be an eating competition.

>>212166665
This isn't 1860
50 is the new 30

>Front Man won
>Gi Hyun lost
Kind of a lame downer ending desu

>>212171172
no.
vips will just be whites

Was that villain finalist with the big chin in season 2?
I don't remember seeing him before the jump rope game, but then he suddenly became a major villain next to the old guy. He was kino

>>212161671
also he showed that he could fight when he managed to knock out the two thugs who ambushed him
they weren't the sort of people who had never been in a fight before and he beat the shit out of them like it was nothing

>>212162893
personally i like how 333 thought he was protecting 222 by killing other blues but he failed to realize that the number of reds wasn't dropping along with the blues and therefore she was becoming more of a target with every one he killed

>>212163284
>getting lucky is the only chance apart from trying to straight up kill the other contestants
glass bridge
>have to rely on others
pentathlon
>hard
tug of war, mingle, hide and seek
>50/50
marble, squid game
>should be doable
sky squid game
>doable
jump rope, honeycomb
>ez
rl, gl (especially s2)

>>212166806
>the mentally ill hobo who likely has a drug addiction would never decide to just kill her for whatever fucking reason

The entire cast of this is garbage

>>212162893
Hide and seek was kino from a cinematic standpoint, but they should have had more actual hiding spots interest of just making it a labyrinth

>>212163284
I genuinely believe most people would realistically die from the shock in red light green light

>>212161734
Yucky you, Sky Squid Game is better than og squid game. It just had literally who contestants but the mechanics and cunning of the game were excellent.

Hide and seek was not in the original Squid Game spirit, it was just a murderfest and not a children's game. It still gave the best episode of the season.

Why are two of the best characters on the show being played by old woman whose careers are essentially over? What the fuck are they doing here?

>3 seasons of so much filler with the cop and brother angle
>none of that gets resolved

what the fuck are they thinking?

was this cameo the teaser for the inevitable Squid Games USA ?

>>212168262
The reds could just stab them through the door

>>212172612
Unfortunately. There is nothing good that can come out of it.

>>212163603
you will easily survive the glass bridge if you are the mast one

>>212172502
Maybe Gi-Hun being the main character was obvious to Koreans, but as an American they were all equally nobody to me so the first season you genuinely had no idea who was going to die. You can't cast fucking Mathew McConaughey because then you know he's safe the whole show.
Also, there is little I enjoy more than Salma Hayek's body of work, but she's a horrible actress and making her the front man sounds fucking retarded.

>>212172502
The moment I hear about how one of the players is black and is in the game because of racism is when this piece of shit show doesn't get 1 second of my attention

>>212161034 (OP)
I have someone ideas for Squid Game USA. Make the Squid Game culty like Under The Silver Lake, the detective story can be replaced by the Andrew Garfield character in Under the Silver Lake. Make it fun with a bit of drama like Beef 2023.

>>212172657
The knives broke too easily.

I wish Netflix aired the episodes one at a time so I could come to the threads at the peak instead of just finishing the season now when everyone's moved on

>>212173293
fuck off.

>>212173293
Yeah, it's a shitty way to broadcast, it kills any discussion, it doesn't create any hype, not like that.
That's how they killed part 6 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

>>212173293
retard

>squid game is already going downhill
>"okay now let's make it western in English"
Surely we'll look fondly back on how things turned out for Squid Game in a few years

>>212173293
Just live with your mom and binge the episodes at 3AM.

>>212166634
If it was this version not only would I let her slap me. I'd throw it on purpose to drink her piss. That version at the end of S3 I'd cross the street. What the fuck happened.

>>212173425
>jojo
no one cares faggot

>>212166871
Would explain why stares so vacantly after Fellowship. We thought it was the One Ring but he was just having Vietnam flashbacks to all the stuff he had to do to satisfy a 3000 year old gelf.

>>212172815
If that does happen it's gonna be real funny when it's compared to the reality competition version where almost all the black contestants were unlikable

So they recruit actual hobos now? How are the VIPs and the leader going to react when the players are literally incapable of following any rule and they shit on every corner and can command a small army of rats?

Who do you want to see in Burger Game?

>>212164408
>>212164602
Imagine the recruiter being a fat otaku who hasn't showered for a week and he corners you in a bathroom at your locals just to nibiru you over and over then sign you up for a death game. Basically the modern yugioh tournament experience really.

>>212174461
Conquer the Waffle House. It's an obscure game played by addicts at 2 am, but with how many blacks that'll be shoved in the next season, it'll fit right in.

>>212174461
I hope we see a couple black characters. A scene where all the white people team up against them but still lose and the blacks show empathy and let them live which the white immediately try to kill them for showing compassion would be nice. Another trans character that served with the trans character from this season. A scene where a Trump supporter is saved by an illegal Mexican could be cool.

>>212174461
Selena Gomez
Zendaya
Chris Pratt
Gal Gadot
Nicki Minaj VIP cameo

>>212174461
ideally, no race or sexual identity pandering, just a diverse cast (since it's realistic for USA) equally getting killed off.
but what's probably gonna happen is McSpecial paragon trans character + black male white female relationship + stereotypical white guy making a fool of himself + ugly asian female + guns bad. the winner is probably gonna be black or trans.

>>212161034 (OP)
Keanu Reeves as the Front Man

>>212174461
Aaron Paul

>>212163284
>first season
first two are pretty easy if you know the rules and follow them, third is hard as fuck because if you have a shit team (women, boomers or twinks) you're fucked, Marbles depend of who you are against, Glass is hard because if you're the first few you're dead, the last is just a 1-1 deathmatch
>second season
same shit like before, depend on your team but it will be hard, like the last game, the best option is to be the one with a knife instead of a team with 3 keys, i will be death, team deathmatch ?
Overall i will be fucking death after a few games

>>212172047
Yeah would flinch if you saw someone get domed right in front of you

>>212161034 (OP)
I knew they weren't done milking this franchise they say it's going to be the final season but they'll be a spin-off show or two.

>>212174461
Something I liked about Squid Game is I don't recognize any of these gooks. They're all nobodies to me so they can be characters rather than actors, and their fates seem more up to chance. If I start recognizing the actors, I know who's a main character right away. I want nobodies as players. The villains can have the star power. Maybe have some VIPs who can actually act.

>>212166152
He can still pull you down with him making it risky, and not to mention since Gi-hun wouldn't let go of the baby, they would have to kill one more person.

S2/3 wasn't good but the last game I think they did pretty well.