>"KRYPTO WHAT THE HEY DUDE!?!?! Superman Robots I told you to keep an eye on him!!!"
>Le wacky Alan Tudyk droid (Never seen that before)

https://youtu.be/0-3_LtHMBCA

Yep that's totally what Superman talks like he's like Starlord
DC you nailed it yet again

>>212165332 (OP)
i'm going to be seeing this. if it's good and makes money I'll laugh at all snyderfags here. if it bombs and is shit I'll pretend I always knew it would be bad and laugh at everyone who was excited for it.

Gunn is the biggest hack in Hollywood right now. He's just making an hour long SNL sketch with CGI mixed in

>>212165332 (OP)
Hopeslop.

>>212165332 (OP)
It’s made for Redditors and Indians

>>212165332 (OP)
>Yep that's totally what Superman talks like he's like Starlord
As oppose to Snyder?

>>212165393
well said

>>212165332 (OP)
>His foot literally turns into a clown shoe because of the wide angle lens

Bravo Gunn BRAVO

>THE DOG, LOSER. YOU TOOK THE DOG.

>>212165459
you know what they say about guys with big feet

>>212165393
Sounds good.

>>212165393
true jew tactics, very nice.

>>212165457
>As oppose to Snyder?
What's wrong with it?

>>212165332 (OP)
How would you react if a bald man stole your invincible super dog

>>212165573
i would rape him

Where is my hecking pupperkino you bald faggot!

>"Where the frick is the heckin dog!?"
>*gets his shit pushed in*
I'd rather see an evil Superman than a reddit soiboi Superman.

>>212165332 (OP)
ong or fr fr?

>>212165459
AI slop

>>212165664
C'mon, anon. Cavill was awful always threatening everyone and destroying everything.

>>212165431
Perfect description for this shit movie.

>>212165469
The fucking pupper, incel, you dognapped my invincible super doggo

>People in the comments going "WOW HE'S JUST LIKE HE IS IN THE COMICS"

Pretty obvious that 99.9% of people that say this have never picked up a comic in their life
I get that most modern DC (and arguably X-men fans) are only fans because of the cartoons but they can at least stop pretending they actually read comics or just watched Youtube slop summaries by E-Celebs

>>212165332 (OP)
wow starlord has become such a cultural icon that random people treat him as a point of reference when taking about superman
sneeder lost

>MY LE FUCKIN' MLEM BLEP CLOUDY CHONKERINO!!!! YOU'RE DOING ME A HECKIN FRIGHTEN!!!!! MARTHA GET MY PUFFER!!!!

Is it the same jeet that keeps spamming the same exact threads?

/tv/ fagots when they see humor in a Superman film

>$363 million budget

More marketing spam.

>>212165332 (OP)
rich jewish actor doesn't know how to play a farm boy and Gunn doesn't really know how to write more serious characters.

Bad match but zoomers might like it.

>>212165332 (OP)
is that a heckin pupperino?

as a dog owner, I simply must see this kino

>>212165792
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>humour

>>212165595
that defeats joker but would it work with lex?
this guy looks like he'd enjoy it

>>212165806
What Sega Genesis game is this?

>>212165825
Well you're a joyless fagot who cries on 4chan about every single frame of a capeshit movie, of course you don't find it humorous. But the people who will pay for tickets do, so don't worry about it. Keep fuming

>>212165820
The actor seems to understand Superman pretty well, more so than Gunn actually. If it fails, it will be because of Gunn's reddit-isms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqeqn0IA0Q

>>212165848
Faggot has 2 g's in it faggot

>>212165877
see? you're even nitpicking that, what a buffoon

>>212165877
Fagot is the French translation
It’s pronounced “fa-goat”

>>212165897
Nta but you got destroyed

>>212165915
>Nta
doubt

>>212165848
>the people who will pay for tickets
Ah yes, the mythical normie audience that claps when the logo comes on and laughs at Whedon quips like it's peak George Carlin.
Enjoy your slop tranny. Just don't coming crying when it flops harder than your T levels.

>>212165848

>>212165984
i liked the first movie of this

>>212165984
I think he's right, but Shazam 2 was absolute soulless ass. I do wish we got more comic book movies in the vein of Christopher Reeves' Superman.

>>212165806
A higher % than Flash was made with AI

>>212166059

>>212166078
tbf joker 2 is the darkest one and would be on that list too.

that's a jew!

>>212165459
I had this happen in a picture someone took of me once. I didn't notice it and thought it was a cool pic, sent it to fucking everyone.

People expect camp and stupid shit when it comes to Superman. We are talking about a character that flys around in his underwear and a cape and has got ridiculous powers with ridiculous super villains. Making it all serious makes it even more retarded because all it does is make the ridiculous aspects standout even more. You want that shit stick to The Batman, a movie embarrassed about its comic book aspects and does everything it can to get rid of it

>>212165806
>DUDE WHAT IF WE JUST HIRE 100 INDIANS TO DO THE CGI? WE ONLY HAVE TO PAY THEM IN $25 DOLLAR AMAZON GIFT CARDS

>>212165792
Superman is supposed to be a stoic hero. Not bumbling comic relief.

>>212165787
You could post that in most threads on this board now and it would be relevant.

>>212165806
>$363 million budget

where the fuck does the money go? I'm really starting to think Hollywood is a money laundering scheme

>>212165806
new superman game looks good

>>212166314
I was shocked when I first saw this video, but then realized I had never seen the many armed god Vishnu depicted in profile before.

>>212166420
It literally is thats why the government bailed them out when the industry was collapsing during covid. Takes $20M to make a movie the rest is for political donations, slush funds, off shore accounts etc..

>>212165332 (OP)
holy fuck this film looks wouldnt be surprised if it flops and becomes a meme after the first week

>>212166509
Hindi camrip?

>>212165806
I don't remember this stage from Injustice

>>212166357
not what the source material says you filthy shitskin

>>212166799
The source material says exactly what that anon said.

>>212165332 (OP)
This looks terrible.

KRYPTO HAD HIS CHANCE!

Superman? more like Pooperman

This guy looks gayer than Brandon Routh, how is that possible?!

>>212167117
I never said this to anybody before, but when I was about 13 I was madly in love with this man.

>>212165332 (OP)
He's literally Starlord.

>>212165332 (OP)
The jews really thought people would fall in love with an ugly CGI dog like they did with baby yoda

>>212167349
Krypto is not something created for this movie...

>>212165774
WHat is that image from?

>>212165332 (OP)
The Krypto marketing was cute but god is it fucking excessive now. We get it man it's a cute CGI dog for fucksake

>>212165984
Why wasn't Shazam 2 Shazam vs Black Adam?

>Synder - too grimdark
>Gunn - too wacky
Why can't they get it right?

>>212167707
third times the charm, i guess.

>>212167707
They made a literal animated show that was the best superman just copy and paste but studios need to stamp their own "creative" vision on the character to justify their paycheck

>>212165854
Cavill's a bit more handsome but this guy is more likeable and intelligent

>>212165768
it's tucked between his cheeks

>>212167707
How did Tim Burton of all people manage to do it so perfectly?

>>212165393
I do this every time, kek!

>>212167150
Simple. Gunn was in charge of casting. Gunn is a dumbass.

>>212165806
There’s literally zero reason they couldn’t have done that practically

>>212166509
Again why couldn’t they film superman spinning around practically?

>>212165332 (OP)
why does it look like a cw show

>>212165332 (OP)

>>212165457
people that dont think superman isnt some brooding hero have never read the most famous comic and only bases their knowledge of superman off the reeves movie and cartoon

>>212165332 (OP)
>whiney zoomer Superman

Yeah, this is fucked.

>>212166420
>I'm really starting to think Hollywood is a money laundering scheme
>starting to
you're a little slow on the uptake, eh?

>>212165457
What does Snyder have to do with this?
>>212166799
As someone who's read Superman comics including All-Star...he does not talk like he does in OP's clip
>>212165774
Their line of thinking is just
>Snyder is not comic accurate
>Gunn is not Synder
>Therefore, Gunn is comic accurate

>>212165459
This is why you stand to the side of a group if taking photos - it makes you look bigger.

>>212165457
THE BAT IS DEAD, BURY IT
CONSIDER THIS MERCY
Snyderfags will tell you this is the only true interpretation of Superman

>>212165393
Based Macposter

>>212165806
Bring back Snyder.

>>212165393
whatever makes me feel superior to incels and autists while getting the most (you)'s I will gaslight myself into believing

>>212165332 (OP)
He’s absolutely awful. When you can tell how hard an actor is trying to act, you’ve failed miserably at your job.

>>212170477
That's something Superman would say.

>>212170327
Amazing how Gunn manages to fuck this shot up so badly. It's impressive really, not sure it would even be possible to make it look worse.

>>212165332 (OP)
Is Superman not allowed to say hell? Is that too offensive?

>>212170731
Not to mention that this is the "fixed" shot.

>>212170731
Christopher Reeve was kind of an odd looking guy but he still absolutely mogs Corensweat

>>212170765
The thing is, the new actor isn't bad looking. If you look at photos or interviews of him he seems nice looking enough and charismatic. For some reason, though, there isn't a fucking shot or scene of him where he doesn't look off in the movie. In some shots he looks retarded, and in others evil.

Mogged by Christopher Reeve’s son

>>212170857
Yeah the didn’t do him any favours with the fish eye lens and terrible suit

>>212168557
grimdark aesthetic, wacky characters. perfect balance.

>>212170864
Everyone in this picture looks terrible

>>212167496
Detective Comics Annual #3 - "Obligation" by Archie Goodwin. Apparently, it involves Batman fighting the Yakuza.

>>212165806
I loved Justice League Heroes when I was a kid.

>>212170864
well he is the only one that doesn't look jewish.

>>212165332 (OP)
How did they give a pass to this guy during an audition? He looks terrible.
Look at his facial expressions in OP's picrel. Thats his regular expressions from all the still and trailers, among other jarring ones.
He looks repulsive.

>>212165417
It will be more enjoyable than fucking Man Of Steel to most people though. Finally righting the ship after a long time of 'dark brooding school shooter Superman'.

Nice to see some bright colors and fun.
It's gonna be a good movie and I can't wait to support it with my filmgoing dollar.

>>212165332 (OP)
Looks fun. Finally a Superman movie that doesn't take itself seriously.
I'd rather have saccharine sentimentality than grimdark melodrama.

>>212165806
>Ground between his feet got destroyed even though nothing has touched it.

>>212170530
That would be financially irresponsible. Gunn will generate profits. This whole argument is insane.

If you like Superman you'll see any movie about him. You guys are not Superman fans at all. You can't say Gunn sucks until AFTER you've seen the movie.

>>212172310
the thing is ranjeesh is that I am not gonna get paid to see this film.

>>212165332 (OP)
haha, le funny doggo go woof woof

>>212172274
Yes, that ruined everything. The more I watch trailer footage at 0.25 speed, the more huge mistakes I keep finding. Let's work even harder to expose this SLOP so no one sees the movie!!
Then Snyder will return!! YAY!!!

>>212165806
Jesus Christ, id rather 50s special effects over this PS2 shit.

>>212172372
They snyder deflection really is pathetic Gunnjeet. How worried is the marketing department. The jew pussy didn't work and coping about snyder for ten years isn't helping either...

Superman was always a jew, stupid goys

>/tv/ was right about synder fans

>>212172600
lets go saars

>>212172600
Who the fuck names their kid Roop?

>>212165332 (OP)
Thanks for the clip now I don't have to watch the movie, it's marvel slop.

>>212165332 (OP)
Snyderjeets are truly insufferable. Superman is a light hearted character with a happy childhood and good morals who represents the average good natured farm boy of middle America, not a brooding edgelord. This movie understands that.

>>212172635
Gunnjeets

>>212165806
You just know the VFX credits are going to read like a punjabi telephone book

>>212172678
Its josstice league man of steel edition. So a gigaflop 300 million max.

>>212172705
But, that guy was supporting Snyder.

>>212165393
I'm not going to be seeing this and will laugh at it bombing worse than M3gan 2.0. Now say, "Good morning sir" or some such shit so I can know how mad you are, you faggot shill.

>>212172705
At least go with something like Gunnpedos or something Roop

>>212172399

>>212172399
I guess I'm retarded because I actually like this effect.
It combines the comic with live-action in a really fun way.

>>212172898
They cry from for Superjew
>>212173009
Gunnjeets are pedos, but being called jeets makes them madder than being called pedos.

>>212165332 (OP)
is that...
oh my FUCK oh my REDDIT oh my KOTOR is that
*deep exaggerated inhale*
its the FUCKING
fucking...
HK-47 voice
im GONNA cry
im GONNA cum
im GONNA ffffffRREAK OUTTTTT

>>212173389
The pale make up and black shoe polish hair is a terrible look. Maybe they were going for comic accurate but it looks like shit in live action. Gunn doesn’t understand that not EVERYTHING in comics needs to be put on the screen. I heard they’re going to include the hypnotic glasses that makes him disguised as Clark Kent as well, absolutely retarded.

>>212174119
You believe this and sound like this.

>>212165393
Not all heroes wear capes

>>212170362
>have never read the most famous comic
All-Star? Kingdom Come? He isn't a broody cunt in either.

>embargo lifts same day as first fan screenings
JUST

>>212175615
Justice League embargoes didn't lift until the movie hit theaters, lmao.

>>212165774
cartoon superman doesnt talk like a sarcastic faggot either

>>212175653
Supes absolutely can be sarcastic. Especially when he's annoyed, but not explicitly angry. Usually it's done to one-up because he'll say something sarcastic because he doesn't perceive the actual obviousness of their situation, and then another character corrects him. It's how they humble him from time to time. He may be the Man of Steel, but he sometimes gets too big for his britches and thinks that his strength = his intelligence/wisdom when Supes is generally speaking not particularly wise. He leans on making good, moral decisions in lieu of being book smart, or having a tremendous IQ to go along with the rest of his powers. He's not a retard, he's just... not that guy and needs a reminder of it every now and again. He can also be incredibly petty and cruel at times, even when he isn't being written stupidly. When enemies that (we as the reader don't care about) confront him, he has a tendency to dispatch them in pretty horrible ways rather than the most "ethical" way. For instance, IIRC this guy was some mook from Apokolips, and Supes could have just easily kept him literally committing suicide by trying to repeatedly strike him. Does he? No. He just stands there and no sells while thinking that this guy killing himself is a waste of time.

>>212166121
this. charisma vacuum.

>>212165332 (OP)
FUCK. Fuck. Fuuuuuuuuuuck. RIP dc...

>>212165332 (OP)

Haven't given WB a single cent and never will again after the way they treated J.K. Rowling/Johnny Depp!!!FACT!!!

>>212176058
... but enough about cavill

>>212170327

>>212176520
>Big nosed kike le good, white man bad
LMAO cringe jew

Reminder the first 30 minutes were shown to a number of regular people recently and the reactions were overwhelmingly positive. That doesn't mean the full movie will end up being good but it's at least a good sign. I have a friend who works for Troma Entertainment and knows Lloyd Kaufman personally and he was told there's some incredible effects in the movie, specifically the sequences with Superman flying in action. There's also apparently a lot of practical effects in the movie such as real set pieces and animatronics so it's not just all CGI slop.

I'm actually pretty optimistic about the movie even though 99% of these doom threads are just clickbait and are filled with shitposts

>>212176944
My dad works for Nintendo and he says the movie is shit

>>212176601
>crying about an actual American playing the character instead of some Britbong

>>212176944
https://youtu.be/jmOKUvERAXY

>>212177015
>kike
>American
LMAO!

>>212177015
>Actual (((American)))

Go to bed Benji you've got to shill bombing Iran again tomorrow

>>212176987
very funny and original. Also the friend that I'm referring to is named Zac Amico. I wasn't lying when I said I knew someone who worked for Troma and has direct knowledge about the Superrman movie. He literally hangs out at the Stand comedy club in NYC most days of the week.

>>212176944
They did the same thing with Superman Returns. They showed a lot of people the plane crash scene and people were reported to be cheering with the on screen crowd in the baseball stadium.
We all know how that went.

>>212177133
Yes but how much footage is that? It's one thing to show one cool 5 minute scene out of context but showing the fist half hour is fundamentally different. It's especially odd to hear how positive the reactions for the new movie are because they were shown the FIRST 30 minutes which is typically used for setting up the story. You don't typically see a lot of the really cool scenes until later in a flick but here they're saying it's great even that early on before we even get into the meat of the film itself. Like I said in the previous post, just because the reactions are great form they've seen seen so far doesn't mean the whole film will be good. I'm just saying it's more validity then just random shitposting.

>>212177230
The whole thing was surprisingly long, like 10+ minutes. If you think about it, it was actually a red flag that an action scene for something as simple as superman saving a plane was that lengthy.

>>212176601
You are trying too hard

>>212165332 (OP)
the millenial generation was a mistake

>>212177297
I literally don't remember any cool action sequences from that movie at all. The plane scene was the only thing I remember being anything even remotely interesting. I remember most of the flick being extremely boring. Great Lex Luthor though.

>>212170759
looks like nixon mixed with ben shapiro

>>212170327

>>212177133
Plane crash scene was the literally one few only big action scenes in the entire boring ass movie. People were expecting the entire movie to be like that. I don’t think lack of action will be a problem with this one. If an anything there might be too much going on. But Gunn seems to handle a lot going on

>>212177348
He looks like a handsome younger Jimmy Carr.

>>212170759
Jimmy Carr is Superman.

I'm more of a Marvel fan than DC but I guarantee this Superman movie is gonna be good and make bank while F4 will be hated and flop. I don't want to admit that but I feel it in my guts.

>>212165821
Cute

>>212170327

>>212178405
Of course a marvel dumbass such as you will like it, that's Gunn's whole thing, just copying the generic marvel formula.

>>212165393
tldr

>>212177230
You type like a markerter.

>>212165806
>Implying it went to CGI

SUPERMAN ROBOTS

>>212178579
I meant Marvel comics, not MCU, spastic retard lmao

>>212178579
Nobody offered a valid alternative so far

>>212177230
>>212176944
Your friend is a shill.
How come people were positive when i have eyes and i can see with everything new trailer that the movie looks like shit? The shots are awful, the angles are fucking weird, and the CGI is amateurish. It looks and feels like The Flash on steroids and that movie was a fucking eyesore.

But you know... paid shills praised that abomination as well, so you know...

>>212165332 (OP)
I’m interested in Superman the character, not the caricature. This is hideous reactionary slop that can’t even get him flying with his arms up.

>>212172399
Checked. Silent movies era had far superior effects than current "cinema" sl0p.
>>212177389
soul

>>212178675
>My opinion is right and everyone else are just shills
the mentality of your average underage /tv/tard in 2025

>>212167777

>>212178675
>people ITT when they see negative fake reactions to test screenings that never happened
SEE I TOLD IT WAS SHIT AHAHAHAHA BRING BACK LE SNYDER!!!!!
>People ITT when they see positive real reactions from actual screenings shown to real people
um ackhually those people are shills and the movie is le bad because me no likey what me saw in le trailer

>>212178972
>um ackhually those people are shills and the movie is le bad because me no likey what me saw in le trailer
Yes.
We all have eyes. These trailers have all been awful and they're made to promote the goddamn movie. There isn't one trailer that looks sorta okay. They all look bad. This movie looks cheap despite costing 300 million.

>>212179039
>We all have eyes. These trailers have all been awful and they're made to promote the goddamn movie
>There isn't one trailer that looks sorta okay. They all look bad. This movie looks cheap despite costing 300 million.
look at the like/dislike ratio of these trailers and then cope. Being a contrarian is not cool, anon.

>>212179079
Don't need to, and i don't care. The movie looks like shit. WB and its entire swarm of shills praised The Flash like it was the second coming. Even Tom Cruise and Stephen King. Remember that? Why isnt Cruise praising Superman this time around?

>>212179039
Looks fine to me. Plus if there is as much practical effects in this movie as the anon claimed then I don't mind some less than stellar CGI in some scenes the movie... not that it looks all that bad. I've seen way worse.

>>212179128
Why are you so obsessed with drawing comparisons to a completely different movie. Let it go. No one thought the Flash was going to be good. Literally everyone knew it was going to be a bloated mess since before it came out

>>212179143
>I've seen way worse.
I don't doubt that.
The practical effects will look as fake as the rest of the film. I think the robot Lois fly is practical because Gunn gave an interview in it, but in the trailer the interiors looks as fake as everything else because of the fucked up lens and color grading.
>>212179172
Because they look the same level of shit. It's almost a replica of each other. You could plop Ezra Miller in Superman and people wouldn't know this is a different movie.
>No one thought the Flash was going to be good. Literally everyone knew it was going to be a bloated mess since before it came out
I've seen the same sentiment for this Superman movie outside of the obvious shilling. Don't forget that when The Flash was about to release you had the same kind of shilling for it here. Same exact arguments even.

Why are they outsourcing CGI to the cheapest indian studio they can find and then make 90% of the film CGI?

>>212165332 (OP)
>Straight to DVD movie

>>212179288
It's perpetuum mobile. They can pay them with a pile of feces, no money needed.

This movie will be great and no grifter in these threads can change my mind. It's the most Superman of any Superman film in my lifetime and I'm ready for it.

>>212179564
>It's the most Superman of any Superman film in my lifetime and I'm ready for it.
The lowest bar ever

>>212165332 (OP)
>looks okay in out of set photos
>looks terrible in every shot from the movie

What a terrible miscast.

>>212173174
You aren't, I liked it as well. It evades uncanny valley unlike whatever ugly CGI modern Superman has.

>>212165393

>>212165332 (OP)
Why is krypto a retarded and annoying terrier instead of a loyal and capable companion?

>>212176058
So Cavill?

>>212180088
Same reason Hawkgirl, despite being a phisical character with a morningstar, is a 120 cm tall skinny chick
The Engineer had it way worse tho

>>212170362
No one reads that shit

why cant DC arrange a team of people that can actually make a film visually look like it wasnt made by highschoolers?

>>212165393

>>212180095
exactly my same thought when I saw that comment. There was more charisma in the voice change from Clark to Superman in the first trailer than the entirety of Cavill's performance as the character in any of the movies. The scariest part is, this is not even an exaggeration.

>>212165332 (OP)
His lazy eye is fucking enraging

>>212165393
based

>>212178649
What Snyder did was far superior.

>>212180337
I mean the early reactions are positive in particular because of Corenswet's acting, along with most of the other cast. Cavill is probably the closest you can get to a physical embodiment of Superman, but nothing else about him stands out, he's empty. This Superman will be more genuine.

>>212179172
>>212179250
You’re both dishonest and missing the main point, that no one acting in this Superman movie was shit on for months leading up to the movie as some serial criminal pedophile by the entire media apparatus
Flash would have had to be the best movie in the world to overcome that rhetoric, but no one in Superman is cancelled so it has a much lower bar to clear in the public opinion

I know someone who has seen test screening and the most baffling point is Krypto. The dog is a relentless asshole the whole movie and doesn’t change.

>>212180156
>The Engineer

>>212180458
>the closest you can get to a physical embodiment of Superman
I don't even agree with that. Cavill is balding and is shorter than Superman's actual height which is around 6'3. The only thing Cavill had was a good jawline but the new guy is exactly the height Supes should be, has the proper Superman curl, and is beefier.

>>212180469
the fuck are you talking about, schizo

>>212180458
>early reactions
always meaningless. these are the early reactions to BvS

https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/4ayplg/batman_v_superman_early_impressions_and_buzz/

the absolute meltdown that happened when the movie's RT score came out is pretty hilarious.

>>212180512
FUCK YOU TEXAS

>>212177028
this guy is legitimately a schizo look at his video history, all 200 view vids riding snyder's cock and begging for the snyderverse back. also everyone who saw the movie has to sign an NDA so I doubt if he actually saw it he'd film himself violating it and upload it.

Why does /tv/ hate Superman. He's just a guy trying to do the right thing.

>>212180635
this is a batchad board

>>212170759
>Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaa

>>212180088
because they need le heckin wholesome doggo bestfriend

>>212180534
What about my post didn’t you understand or comprehend?

>>212180567
>always meaningless
Gee you guys weren't saying that for months leading up to now when all those "test screenings" were happening and people here were lying about the "bad" reactions it was getting which never even happened. Now suddenly when we hear something that's both positive and definitive, early reactions are suddenly "meaningless". Funny how that works.

>>212180729
nigga I'm not a snydershitposter I actually want the movie to be good but don't set yourself up for disappointment test screenings mean fuck all. People were claiming audiences were giving stand ovations at the BvS test screenings and that is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in theaters. Unless it's 90% people reporting that the preview screenings are terrible ( which never happens, because they usually invite fans, and there's an aura of hype around seeing the movie even if it's shit ) they mean nothing.

>>212180567
>reddit
go back you absolute faggot.

>>212180818
only place I found that compiled all the early reactions i don't care about your internet clubhouse tribalism

>>212165332 (OP)
GOOD MORNING SAARS

>>212180775
>audiences were giving stand ovations at the BvS test screenings
Maybe the screening were done in India

>>212180469
The Flash looks like shit. Ezra Miller can be the best actor in the world but the movie is shit. It looks like shit, the dialogue is shit, the story is shit, the cameos are shit. Everything is shit.

>>212172701
>Superman is a light hearted character with a happy childhood and good morals who represents the average good natured farm boy of middle America. This movie understands that.
I didn't know the average good natured-farm boy keeps getting clowned on for no reason.

>>212180885
No one asked snyderpajeet. And none of that is related to what I said. Anyone with your opinion didn’t form it until after they saw the movie, but the point is people went into the movie with a negative outlook. No one except you is acting so negatively about Superman.

>>212178693

I am amused

>>212165774
nigger, when will you learn that top comments under movie trailers consists of only shillbots at least until they leave theater? "it's just like the comics" and "it's hopeful" are the keywords that shills are running with.

>>212181094
I think it’s not even always just bots, but NPC’s programmed to say what the bots wanted

>>212180996
Every screen shot and trailer for The Flash looked like shit. When people learned of the babies shit they mocked it. Rightfully. The Ezra Miller antics was just another shitshow to laugh about it.
Same with this awful looking Superman movie. Everything about it looks like shit. Everything looks poorly made or goofy and in a bad way.

>>212181662
idk I think the CGI dog looks surprisingly decent for a CGI dog. like yeah in some shots you can tell it's CGI but most CGI dogs look like absolute sludge like that Harrison Ford movie.

>>212181662
You're grossly exaggerating. Looks fine.

>>212180635
>Why does /tv/ hate Superman.
Which Superman are you talking about?

>>212181683
Most shots looked bad. C'mon. Just a few that you can see it is a real dog, because it is an actual real actor dog.
>>212181775
Fine for you, shill.

>>212181791
idk they looked fine to me. Like I said compared to any other CGI dog I've seen it's miles ahead.

>>212181777
Corenswet actually looking handsome as fuck in that collage. Got the full image of that?

Also the two guys in-between Affleck and Cavill look nothing like Superman. Also I'm pretty sure that Cavill image is a photoshopped image

Best looking is for sure Christopher Reeve,

>>212181791
>Fine for you, shill.
Cope. It's gonna make a billion dollars and receive universal acclaim and you're gonna be mad as fuck

>>212181838
Routh and the guy from the show. Routh was just picked because he looks a lot like Reeve when he was younger, still does a bit but it's way more apparent in Returns.

>>212181838
>photoshopped
it's not, well not by the person who made the image. it's from the end of Black Adam

>>212181897
Cavill wasn't even in Black Adam. From what I remember, Superman shows up at the end pf the movie and has Lunch with Billy inside the school but they never show Superman's face.

>>212181874
>Routh was just picked because he looks a lot like Reeve when he was younger
He still carries himself like Reeve. Wearing the Kingdom Come suit really helped.

>>212181929
never mind, I was thinking of Shazam, not Black Adam. All these forgettable DC movies all blend together. I completely forgot Black Adam and Superman fought.

>>212181929
Yeah he was, post-credits scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URsIhHcoJNk

It leaked and he announced he was returning as Superman because Rock wanted to set up Black Adam vs Superman and then Cavill was let go shortly after this when Black Adam flopped.

>>212165332 (OP)
james gunn is a 1 trick pony and makes trash movies - yes, guardians of the galaxy are fucking trash.

gotg only got popular because it was something new, a talking fucking tree, and a racoon, le wacky le new.

gotg 2 with its anti-humor was just cringe.
gotg 3 was just animal cruelty porn with more anti-funny dialogues that gunn thought are funny.

>>212181982
based

>>212181982
TAZER FAAAACE!
HA-HA!

TAZER

FACE!!

hahahahahah!!! *AUDIENCE LAUGH TRACK*

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HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD ITS SO FUNNY GUYS.

>>212181982
>james gunn is a 1 trick pony and makes trash movies - yes, guardians of the galaxy are fucking trash.
You're such a contrarian it's insane. GotG is one of the best superhero films of all time and nothing you say can change that. It's a shit take. Guardians 2 is mid at best and I haven't seen 3. Tromeo and Juliet is a great Troma film, he wrote Toxic Avenger part IV which is one of the funniest comedies of all time, Slither is a great underrated horror flick with cool effects, and his Suicide Squad movie was also surprisingly good. The guy has a better track record than most directors in Hollywood these days.

>>212182028
God, the Taser-Face thing that kept being brought up and the whole Drax turd thing was beyond annoying.

>>212182039
>GotG is one of the best superhero films of all time
[citation needed]

>>212181982
i very much enjoyed all of the guardians movie and the suicide squad as well a Peacemaker

>>212182053
I accept your concession

>>212182039
You're a faggot with awful fucking taste.

>>212182061
>i will not prove any of that dumbass dogshit im posting so you lose and i win

>>212182070
Cry more you insecure little bitch. Imagine having this guy live rent free in your head LMAO

>>212182054
they're trash movies.

>>212182090
Yeah
>only got popular because it was something new, a talking fucking tree, and a racoon, le wacky le new.
Nice criticism, retard. Kek

>>212165332 (OP)
>KRYPTO WHAT THE HEY DUDE!?!?! Superman Robots I told you to keep an eye on him!

I thought you were exaggerating. That's literally what he said ... Jesus fuck this is gonna flop through word of mouth and probably reviews. He delivers it so shitty too like a line rehearsal. No energy,emotion, confidence in what he's saying. He sounds like a dweeb.

>>212182120
is he wrong?
>no
ok cool thanks.

>>212182117
most people disagree but I respect your opinion though I can't help but think your opinions on movies varies so differently from most peoples it doesn't mean a lot when speculating on this movie's reception

>>212182120
I will gouge your eyes out you low iq faggot.

>>212182134
I thought he sounded lovingly towards his dog. It seemed like a sweet moment of him being bummed. I feel like you're shitposting.

>>212182165
muh most people, who gives a fuck, they are still fucking trash movies.

TASEEERR FAAAAAACE

>>212182203
Stfu you dumb tasteless bitch. Twats like you need a few good hard slaps to teach you some humility.

>>212182165
I noticed that whenever obvious markerters are trying to shill for a movie they never say "i", they aways say "we", or pull Rotten Tomatoes scores and critics opinions, and such. Always trying to gaslight you with the "opinion of the majority" like you're forced to conform and agree with whatever they are peddling, this while fucking browsing on an anonymous imageboard.

>>212182242
based

>>212182242
>dumb tasteless bitch
and yet you're the one here crying that gotg are good movies.

>>212182283
yeah i'm posting here because I get paid to. what's your excuse?

>>212165332 (OP)
This is reminding me uncomfortably of what Waititi did with Thor in the MCU

>>212182283
Nice tinfoil you whiny little faggot.

>>212182337
You mean literally save Thor from irrelevancy? The first two Thor movies were so fucking mid and then Thor 3 came out and is now one of the absolute best and most fun MCU films ever made.

>makes Snyderfags shit and piss in anger

>>212182331
What's that you little bitch? You need an ass whopping? Well then, just post your address you faggot. I'll deal with you accordingly.

>>212182364
Yes, I also woke up from a coma and forgot the existence of Thor 4.

>>212182387
just looks like superman to me. I'm just happy it's not a black person or some preachy woke faggot like that spic in the F4 movie.

>>212182411
ok, germany, stuttgart, wasserstrasse 4/7.
come on bastart bloody bitch bloody lets fight!

>>212182364
>the first two Thor movies were so fucking mid
I recently tried to rewatch Thor 1 and this movie is actually fucking terrible I have no idea how it didn't bomb now in retrospect it didn't age well at all. And I didn't even hate it when it came out. Everything is in a fucking dutch angle too for the entire movie. Like really watch this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmLcJ6UO5_Y

MCU Phase 1 really was hard carried by Iron Man 1

>>212182411
TAAAZZZZZEEEER

FAAAAAAAAACE!

>>212182364
I don't know if you're a genuine shill or larping as one but not even an ironic defense of Waititi could hold up against Thor 4

>>212182456
I thought Iron Man 1, Cap 1, and Thor 1 were all fun movies. It's been awhile since I've seen Thor 1 but I find Hemsworth to be really funny and charming in it which might be why I liked it.

>>212165792
>American """"""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""

>>212182455
>>212182472
You're dead nigger. I'm gonna gouge your eyes out and skin you alive.

>>212182499
Alright dude we get. Thor 4 sucks, but Thor 3 is one of the best MCU movies. John Favreau made Iron Man 1 which was awesome then made Iron Man 2 which wasn't good. People fuck up sometimes.

Also What We Do in the Shadows is one of the best horror comedy films of the past 20 years. Waititi is clearly talented even if he stumbles sometimes.

>>212182337
Waititi's issue is more that he just loves the fuck out of improv imo, like half of Thor 4 is obviously just the characters acting completely out of character so the actors can do their heckin wacky improv. Gunn has similar conversationalist humor but his characters are still consistent in their own versions. If Waiti did the Guardians moves he'd have Starlord quipping while Yondu died like he did with Thor and Sif while Gunn will take some moments seriously.

>>212182506
all the Thor movies are shit other than Ragnarok

>>212182547
bloody bastard bitch bloody we fight! we fight! me fist your face much hard bastard! your face bloody!

MCU really did my boy Doctor Strange dirty. Like, I don't even know what the fuck is personality is.. Is he like a watered down Tony Stark but with less snark? Why do they hate him so much? Why can't they give him a proper movie that really showcases overwhelming power and fully embrace the weirdness of the comics. I mean they had him lose a fight to a fucking teenage Peter Parker. Fuck Marvel.

>>212182680
>make a dr strange movie
>almost no dr strange in it at all
>instead its about a mexican girl named america

>>212182661
I TORTURE AND KILL YOU BITCHASS NIGGA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

>>212165469
>>212165758
And some retards want me to believe this shit isnt written by millenials.
Every single line stinks of reddit vocabulary

>>212182753
>the entire movie is him simping over the love interest from the first movie that everyone forgot existed

>>212165984
he was a terrible shazam

>>212165457
It's unironically funny because I've been watching TAS with my gf whose never watched and she even said "why does superman never smile in this" "why is he always so serious" kek. Made me realize Snyder was right. I kneel

>>212165393
I am gonna jack off to this picture with pure hate and rage.

>>212183368
Timmverse Superman was weird because he's fairly composed in S:TAS and then he becomes a hotheaded dick in S:TAS

>>212183368
Timmverse Superman was weird because he's fairly composed in S:TAS and then he becomes a hotheaded dick in Justice League/JLU.

>>212183482
>>212183506

>>212183514
i'm sorry

>>212183506
>>212183368
the Flash was the only guy who didn't have a stick up his ass in the JL

>>212165393
>willingly watches capeshit
>laughing at anyone
yeah kys

>>212165459
holy shit

these trailers are full of embarrassing errors, like the CGI cape clipping through his body and shills are still shameless enough to defend this trash

>>212165393
why doesnt he just punch Lex?

>>212165393
The replies to this are yet another great example how desperately zoomers are trying to ape a culture that never existed… we mass replied you Nikka!

>>212183368
Idk, Timmverse Superman was kind of a square but he was more like a stern teacher than Cavill, who just came off more like a weirdo autist who didn't feel comfortable emoting like Gosling from Drive or something. Gunnman seems like a less shy and awkward version of the new anime one.

>>212165393
based

>>212165806
duude ps3 have better graphics than this

>>212175547
> Kingdom Come
kek

>>212177015
this poster is indian...

>>212180673
>super rape incoming

>>212178972
Yes, faggot shill

>>212165806
So glad he colormaxxed this fucking CGI about to look terrible.

>>212183368
Funny you say this because gunnredditors use this as the prime example of how superjew needs to be le huggable. Because gunnfags don't read comics and are two young to have seen STAS or JL/U outside of movie clips.

>>212180424
>Universally reviled shit was far superior
lololololol

>>212180635
>/tv/
You mean snydertards
>>212181777
The iconic version, aka the real version

>>212182572
nah, they were all shit except the first one

>>212165332 (OP)
>what the hey dude
No one has ever spoken like this in the history of mankind

>>212185095
He couldn't even say heck, huh? Also, this movie has tons of sex jokes and even a homosexual in the Daily Planet staff saying disgusting stuff about Superman and that's supposed to be funny. But no, you can't even say heck. But the faggot saying he wants Superman to fuck him? Fully permitted.

>>212185271
Clown world.

>>212165332 (OP)
I realised this movie is directed like a commercial.