The Mig 28 edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- S2 was condemned by the local government
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)
-- 20 hours since last update, "We have to be vague"
-- 2 days have passed since Fishtank was live
>Watch herehttps://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
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>>212165924 (OP)That looks like a female version of Boogie
I've deleted all of my Fishtank related images except for this one. If you see a different image get posted, it isn't me.
>>212165924 (OP)9:30 is the time
9:30 on the dime
That is the reason for the rhyme.
I think I fucked my car up, idk it just drifted out of nowhere and I hit a curb, feels off
>>212167093why did you post about this in /ftl/
Yeah, I'm thinking we all love The Angel of /ftl/. redditor tourists need not reply. We all know she makes you seethe.
havent been in the threads for a few days. give a nigger a QRD on what happened. is it over?
>>212167028Many are saying this.
ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE
>>212167177Had to be said. I'm pretty anxious about it desu
>>212167226The tl;dr is: it's over.
>>212167226ran outta town from the S1 house in Massachusetts, so they went to the S2 house for some shitty basement Fallout roleplay, after a day the town condemned the house because people were living in the basement without proper emergency exits
now we're awaiting what the genius galaxy gas wiggers have slapped together in the past 2 days of downtime
>>212167093no one asked you fucking faggot. this isn't your blog
>>212167277Shadi was this a work or a shoot
>>212167325it's offseason. who cares?
what possible reason could this woman have for having a security camera with a speaker in some random corner of her house
>>212167325most interesting thing itt ngl, show's over
>>212167319>WiggersAre you the same dude in the MDE thread on /t/?
>>212167093like you fucked it up before the curb thing?
>>212167319did they ever put them in a box like they were talking about
Yeah I'm thinking u/Casesummer fucking won
>>212167439No, it felt off after.
>>212167437He wasn't fired, he quit!
Dr. Cross and Elli will be getting married this summer
>>212167455nope, really don't know where all that box shit came from.......
>>212167437Best thing to come out of the season. Meat magicians are scum.
What the fuck could they be doing that would take more than 2 days? Even if they were going to a new 4th house they could get a barebones setup going in less than 48 hours.
>>212167437nooo how will he afford paying the wiggers
REDDIT WON
MARKY WON
COLE WON
They just posted this on discord
it's happening
Niggaz be faggotz n sheeit
>>212167513It feels rattly but there's no rattle and less responsive. Something you'd only notice after being with a car for a while
>>212167437dr cross was my favorite pay pig no cap
>>212167523ellie got doxed and left
>>212167437>Throwing away a 3-700k a year salary after 8 years of schooling and however many years of residency to pay for the privilege of going on Sam Hyde's grifter show I thought doctors were supposed to be at least above average intelligence?
>>212167557your car is worth $0, you need a new car
>>212167557Sounds like an issue with the Johnson rod, runya bout 200 to fix
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Season 4 cast right here for ya,
These threads should not be allowed since the show is no longer running. This should be moved back to /bant/.
>>212167626terrible opinion. just plain wrong.
>>212167437That's where he was a resident. He didn't work there anymore anyways. He does some weird tele-radiology shit
>>212167635keep crying about it faggot hahaha we are here to stay and you cant do shit pussy
>>212167093Look for a bubble in your tire. Probably at increased risk for a blowout. Get it replaced.
>>212167608>I thought doctors were supposed to be at least above average intelligence?why would you ever think that
>>212167605Find a new Asian there are like 1.8 billion of them out there.
>>212167697samuel hydenberg
guys guys guys guys
it's 9:30
here we GO~~~~~~~
I hate this
>>212167523They need to go out and buy another house
Jimmy is crying. The man has been denied his Fishtank and he's crying, and you're laughing?!
>>212167437>>212167684You guys shouldn't keep trying to get that guy fired. He's a weird freak but he doesn't deserve to be fired. That's what the liberals do. If we do that we're no different than them.
>>212167028Past 9:30 now faggot
I have no doubt that the wiggers will bring back the show in some shape or form, but I seriously doubt they'll be able to recover from this - even if they manage to get back into a fully wired house. Jet said it himself in his confessional with Aryeh: days feel like weeks in tank time. I'm paraphrasing, but he basically said Fishtank fans are like people with a "habit" - and after a week without the tank, they break that habit and go back to their lives. Once that happens, it's hard for them to get back into it. That effect is already showing. Just look at the #fishtanklive hashtag on Twitter - it's dead. No activity is worse than doomposting.
As for the Fish themselves, theyโve just had two days (and possibly more) of access to their phones, fresh air, and the real world. Maybe they're locked in a hotel, but probably not considering there's no cameras. Either way, immersion is completely broken. The cracks were already starting to show even before the move to Bunkertank - Direnc basically checked out once she realized the core rules of Fishtank (stay inside, no weed) arenโt actually enforced.
RVTank - unwatchable as it was - would honestly be preferable to this mess, because at least it wouldโve kept the Fish in stasis while the wiggers figured their shit out.
Itโs over.
Updated to move Freddy up a rank, and Aryeh, down a rank. There is no discussion to be had about these rankings. They're object facts.
>>212167626S2, FH2, FH, S1, S2.5, BT, RV
S4 isnโt over so canโt rate it
>>212167783Not really retard. No one said PM.
You though it was PM? Why?
>>212167437Fag deserves it. Most retarded person on the planet if he thought he could go on a reality show and date an 18 year old without being mocked
>hired Vance(a fan) after S1
>hired Luke(a fan) after s3
>didnโt hire anyone from s2 or s4
Fans are the problem and always will be
>>212167783he didnt say what timezone. fool
>>212167605We can only hope. Get that girl out of there and away from the wiggers
>>212167817S4 ended when The Angel of /ftl/ left. Enjoying S2 shows you're Jimmy coded. return to reddit, Jimcel.
>>212167523They saw what happened with the RV in Season 3. Better to just go offline, deal with whatever it is, then hopefully come back for real. The fans are gonna be unhappy regardless. Might as well just accept that and buckle down and fix things before pushing forward.
At least that's my hope. The wiggers are probably high playing video games. But whatever.
>>212167816freddie hasnt earned S tier yet. i feel like he reminds people of alex B so much they just blend them together in their mind. freddie has done a little in a house of nontent, sure, but hes not that great
>>212167776>hes a weird freakNigga we all know what the fanbase looks like.
Doctor Cross is one of the least freakish fans that have appeared over the last 6 months.
>no update after 24 hours
ITS FUCKING OVER!!!!!
>>212167530this is the most important thing
>>212167885If you carry the season you instantly deserve s tier no matter how shit the season is. That's what freddy did
>>212167885>freddie hasnt earned S tier yet. i feel like he reminds people of alex B so much they just blend them together in their mind. freddie has done a little in a house of nontent, sure, but hes not that greatFreddy is single handedly carrying this trash cast, the only one remotely decent is Direnc and thats only because of her interactions with Freddy.
>>212167885>freddie hasnt earned S tier yet.Agreed. Maybe another week, some crash out from lack of booze in the bunker. Dude was on his way up the rankings before this season exploded.
>>212167876Best house, best edits, most chaos, best beefs, best challenges. Consider rope. Angelina sucked. Jimmy sucked ass too but at least he wasnโt total nontent
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>>212167776That wasn't my intention. I was just being an annoying know it all. I don't think he should get fired. Interacting with anyone besides Jay Polson is retarded
>>212167885>fought with a shark>made content>fought everyone in the house including the retards>is down for whateveryes hes Stier unlike Jon
>this is the face of the person who buckbroke J*mmy
>>212167608>3-700k salary Youโre in for a rude awakening
Jon, Letty and Burt are the most overrated fish of all time
Why does burt look more niggerer on his face than his neck
I need Angelina to rescue me and make things better
>>212167437Fake kiwitranny larp. Not his workplace
Will Milk Couch do the season 4 edit intro music?
sweet love making with ellie
Believe it or dont announcement in a hour
It's kind of wild how they said
>24 hours
and some fans actually think it would be exactly 24 hours and not a figure of speech. Not saying it's a bad thing to be that specific, but it's interesting. Maybe has something to do with how all encompassing these seasons can be.
But whatever, I'm just bored and going through withdrawal. Fuck this lol
>>212167885You are just mad about the fredster kek
what is vance's site chat username? i can't find it on the chat archives
>>212167997Youve been saying this for a day nigger
Ftl niggas be faggots n sheeit
>>212167816stopped reading at angela
/ftl/ is owed heavenly hapa pussy and pecan pie
>>212168014probably vance
>>212167959You also have the same lack of self awareness as Jimmy. Very cringe. #WALA (We all love Angelina)
>>212168007i think people are just upset that they've seemingly promised an update within a day twice in a row and we know about the same as we did before
we will never see ellie in these shorts again.
Serious question: can someone explain why after all the swatting in previous seasons they didnโt permanently put a cop in front of the house
Especially as the addresses of old houses were already known?
>>212168032i'll have mine tonight thanks
Jets one skill in life is his impressions, they're genuinely spot on and show how much he enjoys making this half baked mess
The only funny voice Sam Hyde can do is nigger voice
>>212167975yeah by manipulating everyone in the house like a sociopath and then dancing when they leave the room
>>212168032>$121 raisedThered another clip where its the same amount but 11 days to go. She made zero money in those 4 days
Ellie looks better in candid than her sister
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I'm seeing people doubting Ellie had her phone,
>>212168060They did this in S1 after the swatting I know. Idk why they didn't this season though.
>>212168055But what does it smell like?
>>212168060They said they did
>>212168045that's what i thought!
>>212168060they did during season 1 but it was like $50,000 for the whole time
>>212168060That costs money, just like permits anon.
>>212168078who? its well known at this point
>>212166826Reminder: jon starved his cast because he was too broke to even buy bread and too retarded to realize other people need to eat too
ELLIE IS NOT THAT FUCKING EXCITING TO BE THIS OBSESSED WITH HER. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOW FUCKING DESPERATE ARE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS?
I miss season 4, an actual good cast on a show with mostly duds
jet and sam are incarcerated and you're laughing
Fuck Angie (rough and without love), marry Ellie, kill Drench
Juggernaut on GTA online is ass idk why it's featured rn
ice posiedon always wins
ice always just pays for the cop to be there
>>212168007>>212168053They said "at least" 24h kek.
jon weighs in on the situation and proposes a possible plan to save fishtank
>>212168078What happened to the 2nd Instagram account in her real name? With like 300 posts.
>>212168111i wanna fuck a 18yo highschooler
>>212168111Marriage with Eleanore Moon
>>212167969kek truuuuuuuu
>>212167093Probably buckled rim or maybe misaligned in some way. How fast did you hit the curb?
>>212168130>trying to drain every penny of hisSam is like $200,000 tax delinquent
even the downtime is better than all of season 3
even if it comes back at this point its ruined, the fish will have had 72+ hours of out of the tank chilling with their phones and tv and shit. they will be completely different if/when the cams come back up, they will finally be re-settling in at the half way mark of the show so its fucking pointless.
>>212167979Burt is an actor, heโs not even really black
>>212168130Isnt Jon a massive faggot? We collectively as a fan base could agree on that
>>212168130>jon causes his own jan6 on the local gov of massachusetts
>>212167885Freddy is better than Jon, Letty, and Summer
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>>212168130Just words. He needs to show up and WACO the county from the season 1 house if he's serious.
>>212168060the shutdown wasn't due to swatting it was due to the town hating them and finding a code violation to condemn the house and evict everyone, hiring a cop wouldn't have helped with that
Jon will save fishtank, again
>>212167969if i got back from fishtank and i found out benleaks was one of my fans i would cry
debtmaxxing and tax evasion is retarded unless you come from an extremely wealthy background, its funny how many retards follow Sams advice
This community is so fucking gay
>>212168111neither am I, but I will have my fun now and forget about her once she's scuttles back to her discord, hopefully sooner than later
>>212168094>>212168098they earn that back in a night with just tts
>>212168148S3 will never be topped
>>212168156Yeah it's done no way they get the viewers back like they had, the fish were already baseding now it will be worse
>>212168078it was obvious that she had her phone and was most likely lurking the thread. she deleted a bunch of embarrassing shit as soon as pictures started getting posted here from her ig story highlights.
i think jet let them have their phones but just told them not to post anything or make any comments.
Now that the season and show is over post your favorite scenes
>Letty: i actually do pray to Jesus sometimes... I also read the Bible to Jon....
>before I washed it...
>>212168181he is fat and brown haha
If the tank continues, they have to add more days
retvrn to tradition
make more danjaks
>>212168184yes but they are quite stupid
>>212168185S3 was worse than this they had no excuse for it to get that bad
>>212168185Payton is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, objectively fact.
>>212168111why are there so many white women who watch fishtank jesus christ
>>212168111she is a 10/10 virgin who knows about and can laugh at chris-chan, ricecells, school shooters, and other 4Chan memes, she's 1 in a billion........
>>212168135Its still there. Just private.
elon you gotta unban the groypers and save fishtank
>>212168165jimmy cannot be unraped
>>212168111She's conventionally attractive and charismatic when she actually speaks. Also young enough for the closeted pedophiles of the community. She's going to get 1k+ concurrent every stream after this
Insider here. Announcement was a half hour ago, but everyone forgot when the Taco Bell showed up. Maybe an announcement in 37 minutes, but we need to remain vaguely transparent.
>>212168156I dont know how jet expects them to get back to milk pouring and peepee poopoo after they just got out of that and got to chill outside
>>212168216>tayjeet likes ugly as fuck womenno surprised there. brown faggot.
>>212168181Twitter fishtank fans are Jet cocksuckers
They are awful.
>>212168055It's so weird to think that maybe ten years from now I'll find and revisit all the screenshots and clips and bust one or two out to them and briefly consider looking to see what she's done in the time since fishtank but not follow through because by then she'll be too old for me to give a shit.
https://www.givesendgo.com/ck
cumberland city council gave jet the elimination cocklips
>>212168216idk tay looks pretty fucking fine there too...
Jimmy calling his violent sexual chuddy rape comments
>me being a little silly
>>212168225>She's conventionally attractive>but if you like her you are also a closeted pedophileWhat did he mean by this?
>>212168185paytroon made it the worst season ever
Even if the show wasnโt shutdown the fallout arc was retarded and sloppily produced
>>212168216One of the most depressing things Iโve ever seen
>>212167608>I thought doctors were supposed to be at least above average intelligence?It's a field that is infested with jeets....
>>212168237Who do you like? Slant eyed nontent gooks?
Eat my ass dumb nigger.
>>212168249>still $110She's gonna be so pissed if she ever gets out
>>212168201i liked when bill showed up to talk to rachel
>>212168134My favorite part of this beef is that it was one-sided in 12 hour shifts. Freddy would get hammered and get angry at Aryeh then not care sober then Aryeh would spend the entire day whining until Freddy got drunk again and retaliated while Aryeh wen't quiet and mopey again. Very funny dynamic
Right now dozens of mentally challenged fishtank fans are harassing elderly city council members thinking they're helping
>>212168130things are in motion...
building an actually transparent supplement
>>212168135might just be a modelling account she used to have
>>212168252imagine writing this
If I was a douchebag thirdie from a wealthy high profile family trading off glory from 30 years ago I could be pregging maximum hot sxypsy like Ellie's sister too. Why even fucking live this is bullshit
Was it really the official SpongeBob reddit that got the show shut down?
>>212168069>Thered another clip where its the same amount but 11 days to go. She made zero money in those 4 daysThat is not how to raise money, you need short goals of 200-400 dollars. Just putting a 10k goal demoralizes the paypigs. This is why Burt makes absolutely nothing on his streams compared to Tay at her peak who would do simple shit like eating super hot chips.
>>212168225>closeted pedophilesspeak for yourselves, cowards
Ben stuff was alright this season, that's about it.
>>212168225>She's going to get 1k+ concurrent every stream after thisI dont think theres even 1k people payinf attention to the show
>>212167093you're just drunk
>>212168180It is retarded. What I don't get is why the modern normie can see this as retarded, but when it comes to government spending and money printing their brain short circuits and the same logic doesn't apply because of ... magic ...
they should get a new cast
the impromptu Famous Stars cast would have been the best they've ever had if they had a full season to play out and production weren't bent on sabotaging any of their potential
>>212168292yes nickelodeon sent fishnet inc a cease and desist as well
>>212168255I'm saying she's attractive but not too old for pedophiles who think 21 years old is a roasty
https://casesummer.blogspot.com/?m=1
Confirmed jay polson swatter
Fishtank insurrection incoming calling all patriots
Season 4 was Ben's favourite and I think he should have been allowed to do all the funny bits he wanted
>>212168314nah sorry you exposed yourself lol
>>21216831840 boys stand back and stand by
>>212168255Sounds like typical twitter troon logic
>>212168275Collective show of forces will be the only way we can get the various municipal governments of Massachusetts and Rhode Island to submit and let us have our friends back
>No Watermellie in thread
It is so fucking /over/
>>212168134A DOG CAN DROP IN AND THIS IS HOW HE DOES IT
>>212168249will I get to fuck ck when she get out?
>>212168181we need to get trump to tweet out fishtank!!!
BinxKnight will save Ellie although he has got be stretching it thin with all the money he's spent on Mizzy and Binx
>>212168185S3 for me didn't get good until the R.V. arc. Having them all confined in such a small space, on the road, not really knowing where they were going, visiting a bunch of places, and having to entertain each other was surprisingly very comfy viewing ( when the signal worked)
>>212168318>They'awe fucking wiwth Juts money pwease hewp him
>>212168345of course angiepedos are josiepedos
>>212168343you will be when I'm pissing down your gullet
>>212168336I think my post was logical and well thought out and my response cleared the air completely concerning the accusation that I am one of the closeted pedophiles but okay you believe what you believe.
>Jet NEPTUNE
>Ellie MOON
>Both have drug addicted homeless mothers
>Negligent and schizo parents
>Both were raised by the internet and are 4chan fags
Is Jet just taking a special interest in Ellie because he sees himself in her?
>>212168136Lost cause
>>212168140Lost cause
>>212168182Retard who will have to eventually have to settle with somebody as mediocre as him in 5-6 years
>>212168218Retard
>>212168219Newfag who still doesn't have a clue how to irony post right
>>2121682256/10, you got a few biters
>>212168185I don't know why they don't want to do Famous House again. Fans suck. I liked watching them fuck with people that had no clue what was going on, and I liked them trying to blend in with the new group. Just dissuade them from friendtank and don't sperg out on the second group.
>>212168362Nope. Only based poop and slop tank for me thank you. Also, you're a fag.
>>212168360Binxknight is an angie simp
HOLY FUCK CAMS UP
>HOLY FUCK CAMS UP
HOLY FUCK CAMS UP
>HOLY FUCK CAMS UP
HOLY FUCK CAMS UP
>HOLY FUCK CAMS UP
>>212168318jon needs the same handlers that ricky and fatty have
>>212168318BEAVER STREET STAND BACK AND STAND BY
>>212168360he doesnt give shit to either of them anymore. moneys already run dry.
>>212168362luke is goofy looking. nice body, goofy face. horrible feet.
>>212167437>"He's fired!">his residency was done two years agoYou guys will believe anything
>>212168372i don't think it's much deeper than they're the only two who've posed with a sword, dude
>>212168383......to sleep
elliefags are underage and deserve to be bullied
>>212168318Jimmy as the Qanon shaman
>>212168381He wants to see himself in her that much is for sure
>>212168318Love this retard.
>>212168407understandable
i get that they have to be vague about it, but if they could give us an update that they're working on it yesterday, why couldn't they today? even if its just saying we need more time
>>212168409perchance to dream
>>212168318Jimmy has joined the cause
>>212168351I loved when he was drunk as fuck and bodied himself trying to drop in
where the FUCK is my fishtank
>>212168410excuse me I'm old enough to be her father and when I jack off to her I imagine I am
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>>212168381Oh, he sees himself in her alright.
>>212168405yeah he can act like a chad all he wants end of the day tho he tied his life to sam hyde, his edaddy, and hes in his mid 30s. pathetic
Remember when they lost $50k in vegas?
Kek
>>212168434At least proof of life. ISIS was more open about the state of their captives than the wiggers
I HAVE TO CHECK EVERY TIME YOU FAGGOTS SAY CAMS ARE BACK OR LINK A FAKE TWITTER LINK.
PLEASE FUCKING STOP
Commence launch sequence.
>>212168435Why didn't he need a cpap
>>212168434because they're not actually working on anything
>>212168352yes we can DP her together
>>212168318>>212168438The avengers are assembling
They should at least force the fish to take update pics to prove they are still around. Ellie can take tummy pics for proof its her
what's the best tower defense game?
>>212168451benji is putting in the work
>>212168479I hope I dream of her...
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>>212168474He's got that dog in him
>no Watermellie
>no Joopy
Shit has never been so over for /FTL/
>>212168451They're obviously all dead by now
>>212168486Plants vs zombies
>>212168201No idea about her non ftl streams but holy shit does letty have impeccable comedic timing
>>212168460Yeah it was based fuck Binx
Sam and Jet promised us 42 days. Have they ever lied to us before?
>>212168483should have been making them pose with the fishtank newspaper everyday
>>212168469you have more tinfoil to unwrap Mints, get back to it
>>212168511Fish can only survive so long out of water
what's surprising to me is that even letty has been completely silent this entire time. she isn't even obligated to be, freeloaders use their phones all the time.
>>212168505All this waiting to every be disappointed by some stupid low effort shit LMAO
post lewd ck's I need to coom
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>>212167487I inb4'd watermellie. I suppose that killed it?
>>212168501I hope you forget about her and find your true self <3
>imagind /ftl4/ after ellie, their based chad waifu starts hating all the /bant/ shit, stops streaming and gets a boyfriend
>>212168530No cell reception in space. She's on the rocket
>>212168530Probably different this time because of the legal issues
>>212168451why do you post all of his posts
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>this time, we are gonna let you guys know what is happening
>we are bringing you into the fold here and letting you know
>this time around we're telling you what's happening as its happening
>i think you guys were right when you were like "damn i wish you would tell us what's happening"
>you guys deserve to know
>i dont think we should not let you know whats going on
5 days ago btw
>>212168486Bloons tower defense
>>212168539ck has lewds? itโs funny even when she was homeless she didnโt try to sell them. maybe the whole totally mentally unwell thing was an act..
>>212168563This feels like a month ago
So how have you been productive during the downtime /ftl/? You have been doing things right?
30 milliseconds..... stay tuned....
>>212168555>No arrestsWhat legal issues?
>>212168486bloons td6 is great imo
>>212168563the shirts are made of the good shit ben show them the tags
>>212168510this was originally a split thread so the usual suspects ritualposted in the other thread instead
>>212168399doesn't fatty get fucked by all his handlers
>>212168583combing fishtank.live for clips to add to my french collection
>>212168583I've been trying to get an Asian girlfriend on Hinge. I'm 1/25
>>212168580on and secured
>>212168584jet is horrible on the eyes
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>>212168583watchin recaps of better seasons, shaving my dick and balls and tryin to mess around editing vintage porn videos eliminating the segments where it shows the dudes faces
I'm taking a super watery poop rn guys
>>212168583I purchased and put together a raspberry pi. Ready for my comfy revert back to my childhood kino
>>212168451This is scaring me.
>>212168619i can't believe there were paytroons when this goddess exists
unbelievable
insider here. they have a location a cameras and audio rigged. they're waiting for a special guest to arrive to make it up for the downtime. and no, it's not airsoft fatty. it's airsoft skinny
>>212168249Where does she live again? I could bail her out if im nearby and it's cheap enough.
Honestly, Fishtank should die, because then it'd have people like Cryokeen, Claire, and Shadi scrambling to try to be relevant. All three of these people deserve to suffer.
>>212168605he looks so much better without that stupid fucking hair
>>212168634Password accepted. Launch sequence has begun. T minus 48 hours to launch. Godspeed.
>>212168583makin moosic. lost all creative ability though. before fishtank i was doing great :(
>>212168562Seems like a lolcow troon
>>212168583I did a bunch of cleaning and reorganizing today. I'm going to bed in a few minutes, earlier than normal. Things are finally getting back on track!
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>>212167093nice
your alignment is probably fucked
or you had a tire blow out
>>212168667Okay someone show the Reddit they're going to be pumped
>>212168665wrong, he looks like a creep without the hair
>>212168622I donโt see the point of recaps or episodes. The whole conceit of the show is an appeal to nolifers who want to see what may happen, otherwise you are missing lots of context and small details
Confirmed jay polson swatter
>>212168677k*w*troons should look in the mirror
>>212168640I'm under your bed
>>212168684My wife loves her fruit
>>212168622>eliminating the segments where it shows the dudes facesOnly thing worse is stuff from right around 2000 where they'd spend like 40% of the shoot at an angle that fills half the frame with the dude's asshole and balls
It's not happening tonight lol
>>212168701>swatted by a Boomerbased
>>212168703daily reminder the average kiwitranny talks like this
>over 24 hours with no update
Contrary to wigger belief, it's actually okay to send a xeet or two to keep people updated on what the fuck is going on, as it takes zero effort whatsoever to do so
>>212168701nigga we do not care
This is the last thread btw
>Uhm, Ellie you have to spread my cheeks as you lick my anus, yeah like that, now you can really reach inside with your tongue
>>212167226it's over. Klaus won.
also he just got back from seeing 28 years later. it was good except for all the zesty naked zombies running around with their dangly parts noodling around. very lubecooch coded move iykwim.
>>212168723>5 paragraphs about burt bruh
Jet when i said i wanted you off camera i didn't mean for you to shut the cameras off!
>>212168741Nightmare Fuel. Poor girl wasn't ready.
>>212168716still find it some cameramen choose that angle to this day
>>212168700i dont knwo any other option. but it definitely removes a lot of the actual funny shit i like, mostly the ben and nifty segments in s2.
and i had to search for the day 20 of s3 for the super sleepover and even then, it doesn't have everything
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Did jet do the 'sit roll over up' stuff to anyone else or is ellie his new favorite pet?
>>212168743TJ is rent free in your head
>>212168723s3 broke kiwitrannies brains
>>212168743***movie
anyway(s) KAW
>>212168723Chat gpt summarize this in 1 sentence
>>212168729No it's better to be really fucking annoying and never tell anyone anything
In fact better yet, why doesn't Sam plug merch while this is happening while jet and Ben post mad men screenshots?
I hate the production of this show, the idea of fishtank was wasted on jet
>>212168665Ikr. Yunes with no beard + shaved head = sexiest man in the tank
>>212168661idk Kentucky i think
>>212168597the transparency bit being coupled with the shilling bitโฆ i shouldโve known. you know what, itโs on me
>>212168773kiwitrannies are gay, trans and have AIDS
did that help?
>>212168765It was just a flex because some guy had to pay $15k for a chance, and jet gets it for free
>>212168785Jin never had a chance
>>212168249if she shows her pussy and asshole ill think about it
reminder that paytroon was the worst fish of all time
Jet, now we know we were wrong
We messed up, and now you're gone
Jet, We're sorry we made fun of you
Oh, we never expected you to run away and leave us
Feeling this empty
Your "bitty im fitted" right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause we miss you, Jetty
Jetty, come home
(Jetty, come home)
Jet, can't you see we were blind?
We'll do anything to change your mind
More than a Hyde's pet, you're an artist guy
Too cool to forget
Come back 'cause we are Fishtank
And forgive us for making you wanna roam
And now our hearts are beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading
Our latest three-word poem
Jetty, come home
>>212168768bruh i tried to talk there in s3 but they are so far off in their own reality
Imagine we had to send representatives of /ftl/ for the next season and it's fucking Klaus and Benleaks.
They are staying at the S3 house, I remember one fish telling Fred, "you know, the house we stayed at" when talking about s3
hey, ben. tombstone sucks
>>212168768I always assume these Kiwi people and all of the modern lolcow enjoyers are at least 40+ and most 50+ and have no concept of the internet. They went from Facebook and somehow found themselves in the dark place and can't mentally just watch the show.
so uhh fishtank. fishtank season 4
>>212168762at least you are getting near where the season totally falls apart and is unwatchable and can put it to bed
>>212168723It's a sad dead gay little forum that was never relevant and that culture left behind. Gotta hand it to them though, they've done work regarding the tranny question
>>212168786Even i was thinking if they kept it up i would buy a season pass. Fortunately i am not impulsive and they proved themselves incompetent yet again
>>212168794Status maxxing is real, jet neptroon gets the cute gook
beating up my pathetic chink balls while Ellie espouses white supremacy fetish and laughs at ricecels
>>212168767idk what u mean
im just talking about fishtank
>>212168798she will. trust the plan
>>212168813>I always assume these Kiwi people and all of the modern lolcow enjoyers are at least 40+ and most 50+ and have no concept of the internet. They went from Facebook and somehow found themselves in the dark place and can't mentally just watch the show.That is some fucked up Aryeh tier groyper. Most of the kiwitroons thought it was VGR for a long time.
Anyone remember when Q and that Arab guy showed their love poems to tayleigh on stream lol
watching that shit as someone who didn't care about tayleigh at all was really something else
>>212168583i have done nothing but post on /ftl/ for 3 days straight
>>212168813Does anyone use Facebook who's not 40+?
>>212168712Get out from under there and come cuddle :3
>>212168723reminder that this type of moralfagging from the kiwitorons lead to increased calls and police visits during season 3. now we're here
>>212168849she's a good woman
i'm fine with not knowing anything, the only update i wanted was whether or not the show was planned to continue and i got that. otherwise i like the mystery of not knowing what's gonna happen next.
i'm not a paying customer though so maybe i'd feel different about it if i was.
>>212168817I can't wait for Season 4, I wonder who the fish are.
>>212168853based
kiwifarms w
>>212168859few are saying this
they're the best men I know
>>212168846That's my point. At some a pipeline was opened between old facebook retards and kiwifarms/lolcow culture and it shows with how they interact with fishtank or actual lolcows
love the twist where they are so fucking incompetent they shut the down down for 4+ days and dont say a word its so awesome
REFRESH PAGE, DIRECTOR CAM
*subverts your expectations*
Kneel.
>>212168853if only they understood basic opsec. There are probably hundreds of houses with the same layout/prefab of the s1 house in the state. Getting doxxed from a local pizza chain box is sad
Insider here. Weโre almost done working on some setup stuff. Expect an update within a few days. Cams will be back up by around Independence Day at the absolute latest. We will definitely have the show back up before the original end date
Theyโre so transparent itโs awesome
sammy now i know
i was wrong
i messed up and now you're gone
sammy come hooooome
rapist caleb is mogging me
How come fishtank never has based and cool challenges like these?
if the cams come on and they don't have memescreens up, I'm gonna do something very much NOT advantageous
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Theory: Shit's actually going really bad and they can't figure out how to keep the show going
Does anyone know what AI voice AB uses?
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Here's your transparency bro
>>212168768>alex b - sociopathWhat?
>>212168930i saw this and twitter and strongly considered posting it here too
>>212168937can we sue them for scamming atp
>ppv currently has TTS activated on some random person's unsecured cam
>>212168940Itโs Jon Benjamin and it makes it totally unwatchable
Questions will be answered any minute now
>>212168930what is this weimar shit
>>212168813Probably. It started as a Something Awful offshoot and those communities always stagnate and since nobody else ever gives a shit about them they never get over the massive chip on their shoulder they developed that triggered their original split
Reminder that all Jet would have to do is post "W" on twitter and samefags would sperg in threads about it for the next 48 hours. Grim state
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ITS FUCKING OVER
>>212168950idk i've never paid but maybe people who did can
ok I'm bored, can we do a little bit of trollin on one of the other fish now? ellie is overplayed
>>212168964Chat is in a state!
Angie vs Ellie vs Josie bwc suck off who wins
>>212168965why did I even check if this was real
>>212168940have you people never seen anything with H Jon Benjamin? I feel like he's in fucking everything and has one of the most unique voices but I always see people have zero clue it's an AI voice or don't recognize it at all
>>212168961you're confusing kf and 4chan
>>212168723you (some tranny probably benleaks) keeps trying to get me to read this post but I never will I'm too based
>>212168900who's the bitch? cute feet
>>212168961are you retarded? Kiwi is an offshoot of the CWCiki. If you're going to be an indignant asshole at least pretend to know what you're talking shit about
>>212168939Pretty wild take there. Could it possibly be true?
i have insider info from their indian tech support that when the streams come back up for blood games 2 in september people who have held the season pass since the streams went down will get 10% off tts!
HOLD!!!!
they should put ellie in a room just completely full of mirrors. like every surface.
>>212168965IT'S REAL LMAO
>>212168939it's very possible, but somehow they're keeping everyone involved silent and i just can't imagine that'd happen if there was no progress being made.
>>212168775>No it's better to be really fucking annoying and never tell anyone anythingthere's nothing to tell. they're working on it and it will be up when they are done. they've already been kicked out twice, so they're smart to say nothing except say it will be back.
>>212168930This is a Christian, wholesome show so it's not allowed.
Pay no mind to the literal manslut that won Season 3, or the size queen that won Season 1, or Season 2 that had a sexual deviant, a pornstar and a throat goat in the first three places, and...
I've been thinking seriously about killing someone lately... only if I have to
>>212168134Anyone have this clip with audio?
Questions answered at some point in the future
>>212168362rv arc wasn't as bad as everyone says, esp in vegas proper
besides fatty yapping i appreciated sam trying to make something of neptroons disaster
>>212169002Report this nigger for avatarfagging
>>212168965>its not realfuck
>>212168965Bant won! KA KAW
>>212168853>reminder that this type of moralfagging from the kiwitorons lead to increased calls and police visits during season 3. now we're herenone of those assholes have the skillset or brainpower to do anything liek that, the only two capable of doxing is a_p and that rache guy and a_p only doxes jet because of bants.
>>212169026sizequeen is pretty specific, she's just a freak.
>>212169002such a gay avatarfag gimmick
>>212168297Ben never misses. Jet never hits.
>>212169015It's normal to check the mirror on the way to the bathroom, in the bathroom and then on the way out of the bathroom
>>212168939It's obviously this lol. They have nowhere to go. The last place they could try to squeeze something out is the S3 house and just turn it into a generic irl stream to cover their ass. The RV shit again would be a rapeable offense.
Insider here:
The fish were anxious from all the uncertainty so we are giving them a vibe repair night. Beers and pizzaz have been doordashed to their hotel rooms and we are getting a dispensary delivery to chill them out, we're letting them relax outside and go for a walk and get some fresh air too.
We'll think about maybe going live tomorrow, can't say too much I need to be vague right now
Hey guys, Mintz here. Sorry it's taking so long to get the show back up and running. Everyone's been taking turns raping my ass and filling my lower bowel with gay cum but we'll get the cams back online as soon as I've finished draining out and toweling off.
>>212168723i see this nigga's posts screenshotted here constantly, all he writes are 5 paragraph essays on the stupidest shit. legit sperg
>>212168939People would understand if they were open about it. Even if they asked for six more months the cult-like fans would support them.
>>212169038RV arc and vegas were by far the worst vegas has been, but it did prove Sam was trying to do something with the show, which was nice
>>212167626FH>S3>BG>S2>S1>S4>RV
>>212169038>neptroons disasterit was sam's fault though. if sam hadn't sperged out on brandon they wouldn't have had to ditch the house
iโm so angry fishtank isnโt back iโm saying nigger tomorrow at work
>>212169050we should go to war with kiwitroons and trash their fishtank threads
>>212169057>on the run from his murderous dad who molested himYeah.... "won".....
>>212169056you didn't like him in bloodgames bro?
>>212168775what do you want them to tell you?
>we're working on a new location>ledditors and kiwi troons immediately hunt every home purchase made in a 4 state radius in the past 3 days and swats them before cams even come up or how about
>24 more house at leastor even better
>hourly nothing updates of "we're still working on it"while you and everyone like you complains they're not doing anything anyway.
>>212169040I don't have an avatar dumdum
get moogled
>>212168939Yea they are in deep shit i feel like
>>212168953What cam? Ive been watching but I havent heard anything
I've laid with 18 year old Asian girls before. I'm not beneath it. I'm not above it
>>212168900>shut the down down
>>212169038I give them a lot of shit but I can agree.
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Why did Cole include JC in his revenge song video?
>>212169050Let me help; the anon you replied to was speaking in terms of influence. Kiwifags have wider influence on the uppercase I Internet than 4chan. 4chan hasn't been relevant for over a decade.
>>212169053lmao what avatar
ur so moogled
>>212169128im lyrical and different like that, like that, you wouldnt get it it
>>212169099Id rather anything than radio silence, they've admitted themselves that was a mistake last season
Apologise and say 'we're working on it' and possibly add some detail, fucking something
>>212169129vlad would be a hot woman
>>212169100Oh so posting your retarded anime every post along with kaw isn't avatar or signature use gotcha retarded faggot join your family in hell already
>>212169038rv arc was worse than the feeds being off right now
>>212169038yeah it was a cool idea but just never worked. when jet got a haircut i knew they were over it
>>212169133*tips fedora* checkmate
>>212169132he heard about the pegging
>>212169147your gimmick is faggy. get a better one
>>212168406He was on that page as of a few days ago. However it's possible that it just hasn't been updated recently and all the calls and emails they got caused them to update it.
>>212169051>Into guro>Into self-harm>Groomed since she was 14>Transexual tendencies, probably due to abuse.>Copes with regression play.Freak falls short 2bh
Jet finally lost. It's over. Thank fuck. Back to Georgia for you!!
Am I a slut or am I a puppy?
If Iโm a puppy then Iโm a very slutty puppy
>>212169177where can i see this pegging stuff
the gofiles in the /bant/ archive were deleted
>>212169038>rv arc wasn't as bad as everyone says
>>212169096>we should go to war with kiwitroons and trash their fishtank threadsmotherfucker 70% of the faggots here are kiwitroons, go look at their fucking thread and you can see most of them "GUIZ I GOT THIS FROM THE FTL LOOK" and its a difference in post time of 1min. the only faggots over there that do anything other than bottom feed here are a-p the fishtankobserver guy and the guy that made the mpv door script. a-p runs ppv so he is the only faggot i respect there since he is on a mission from god to fuck with jet
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>>212169151oh shit they posted just for you!!!!!
>>212169159a sad tale about a guy who takes every tiny thing as serious as humanly possible
>>212169199give me two sec and I'll reupload it
>>212169151At this point I think they just donโt know what to do. You canโt do an RV trip 2 seasons in a row. And if they do have a plan, why share anything after a dox shuts down your show
this season we're turning the cameras off
>>212169159is this the effect us tall friends have on people?
Sam farted and Freddy ran up and put his face right in front of Sam's ass and inhaled deeply. Everyone was weirded out and Freddy got really defensive and started explaining how huffing other peoples' farts can get you high so that makes it okay.
>>212169094>it was sam's fault though. if sam hadn't sperged out on brandon they wouldn't have had to ditch the houseit's sam's fault that a faggot lied to the police?
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>>212169199https://gofile.io/d/Zl05zf
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>>212169177She mogs ellie
>>212169236Iโm trying to picture Jet with human eyebrows
>>212169193She will be whatever jet tells her to be
y'all complain about how bad the show is but you're addicted af
>>212169159He is hopelessly antisocial. What species of autism is this?
>>212169159>the asian girl laughs at his jokes more because he has a positive canthal tilt
>>212169247gonna need a clip
>>212169181lol+mad+retard+KAW
>>212167626FH1>RV>FH2>S4>S1>S2>BG
Remember when Cole got kicked and they immediately brought Chip on and all the remaining cast baseded out about him? Pretty funny
The season i over. nobody cares anymore. This better be bloodgames 2 when they return
>>212169282CHIPS HERE
AND HES BUILDING A FORT AAAAAAAAAAAA
saying season 3 is the best season should be a reportable offense
>>212169159this was kino and we loved it, fuck the other replyniggers that weren't there. that's Tayleigh's dad btw for new fags
>>212169282bitches love Chip
>>212169159how does he type so good
>>212169264frfr
why come dey finna be doing dat sheeeit
>>212169159What the fuck is a canathal tilt and how do you know how tall someone is on stream?
>>212168900This reminded me ellie is going to do rei / asuka cosplay with her friend after the show
>>212167626>s4.5??????????
Bros I love how fast phones charge these days
>>212169284I miss pwoduction posting
>>212169278On another note, did you know that Tim Heidecker likes Sam now? S
out of reach laundry room moveable cam on ppv
>>212169215autism is a hell of a drug
I don't think coal will ever get laid
poor bastard
>>212169251thanks i love you and jc
>>212169264I'm addicted to the thread, not the show.
Claire ruined that shit for me at /bant/ so I'm catching up here, sniffing (You) lines.
>>212169282never happened
>>212169296to the based department
>>212169264I think most of us here just enjoy the community of fellow cynics, itโs fun to have a bunch of lore and memes and to shitpost about them. If this general didnโt exist most of us probably wouldnโt be watching
it's a solid solid ongoing legal situation
>>212169296>I think Season 2 is the best and Season 1 is the worst!We get it. You came here from reddit.
>>212169251Wow she looks terrible
>>212169320I couldve kept my mouth shut and been on Adult Swim
>>212169310S4 ended when The Angel of /ftl/, left. Everything after is S4.5
>>212169251Eh, I'd let her if she wanted, why not.
Alright we can't have a 2nd Cole thread in the same day. Jet really will rope
Is there a non-zero chance that Elon Musk watches fishtank?
== OFFICIAL /FTL/ PSA ==
Nobody cares about your personal season rankings
>>212169251Mental illness in chinks is on another level and goofy ass white boys who donโt know their culture on a native level just think theyโre joking until itโs too late. Many such such cases.
>>212169359who cares what that fat retarded faggot watches
I hope you all took notes on the life advice Scott Sullivan MMA was spittin' during today's stream.
>>212169347>The angel of /ftl/.Yeah. Fishtank went to shit once Bex wasn't involved any longer.
>oh 100% i'd be a top, like there's no fucking way i'd be a bottom
>with a guy 100% i'm a top, no fucking way would i be a bottom with a guy
>you guys literally have like a prostate up there, like, you guys are meant to be pegged
>you're literally biologically supposed to like it, so, why wouldn't i do it
>>212169363For me? FH>S4>S2>S1>FH2>RV
>>212169357Its his tank, we're just living in it
>>212169371Every single girl that says she will never be a bottom wants to be a bottom
>>212169363Bitchtank>The Cell>Bloogames>S2>S3
>>212169320despondent sam is my favorite recurring fishtank character
>>212169264Yeah cause we want the show to be better, pretty simple
>>212169359he's the only person with the capacity to be more gay cringe than jimmy
>>212169311yea it's insane I can get a full charge in like 20 minutes from 15%
>>212169409I'm sure if your retard ass was producer it'd be hecking epic
>>212169347who tf is this guy?
>>212169264Yeah and they should make it good since I spend so much time on it
>>212168998>jet waits for ellie to have a beef to bring in the "suck this" challengeSick fuck
>>212169408he's so dramatic
>>212169378Return to reddit, tourist. We all love The Angel of /ftl/
>>212169389Nobody cares about that butterface
>>212169428i've never seen that man before in my life
s2 house = best house/production value
s1 cast = best cast
s3 = best gaslight
>>212169396>Girl tells joke>Retards on ftl take it as 100% truthful statement. Many such cases dating all the way back to Letty on S1.
>>212169251I would fucking do tricks on it
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>>212168249i think she is the hottest fishtank girl, i don't know why more people don't talk about her, would give all my money to splooge on her face in this position
>offline more days than we were live at this point
why dont they cut their losses and cancel
>>212169426itโd be much better than with jet in charge thatโs for sure
>>212169448>s1 cast = best castokay retard
>>212169396it's weird logic to me, but I enjoy making girls do things they don't like
>>212169453confidently wrong
imagine an alternate reality where Sam could hold back his posting back in 2016. where would we even be
>>212169038Sam was the only 1 trying in the end. I didnt watch it much after payton quit but i do appreciate sam putting in effort
>>212169446>Aryeh pulling on him like a happy gentle retard trying to helpKek
What are coles socials. His youtube
>>212169159Crazy part is Brian wasn't even being any more douchey than usual he was just talking kek fuck autism man
>>212168249Any updates on the beautiful CK?
>>212169465I donโt think youโre very good at math
Guys Iโve been doing some thinking and I finally figured it out
Bloodgames 2 is the real Fishtank Season 4
This is just a really long bit the production is doing to fuck with the viewers itโs like the stream stars stuff they did a few months ago
If they were really in legal trouble Sam would be freaking out and would have made some sort of statement already to appease the paypigs - why isnโt he doing this? Because he is already in control, this whole situation is a facade being set up for S4 which is a prison theme.
Its so fucking obvious if you look at the trailer, the real season starts on JULY 13 not June 13
>>212169448Every cast after s1 was better, but the wiggers fuck it up.
>>212169313fr? no way
>>212169359he doesn't like Sam
he liked my tweet about Sam being pro censorship (KAW)
>>212169453She argued with Jon about pegging I think she's being serious
>>212169497Arrested. Executed.
>>212169307lurk moar newfag
>>212169472nah that makes sense to me
I can coom when girls are in pain or crying now when I'm on cocaine or Adderall
>>212169251wtf i thought she was a chinese exchange student, hearing that valley girl accent was extremely jarring
>>212169506>reddit spacinggo back
>>212169590that isnt reddit spacing
this is reddit spacing
see?
Why can't they have a single stream on for us to watch the Fish? Where did they put the fish, in a hotel? season 3 house? Do they have full access to their phones and to go in and out of their location? These are the important questions that will decide if I will keep watching or not desu.
>>212169363bloodgames>bitchtank>s3>s2>s1
>>212169251ugliest kind of bugwoman
>>212169518JC never met Jon. The only fish she has met post season is Letty and Summer.
>>212168723Unironically nothing wrong with this except not accepting Jet is a bad person
>>212169165it was the lowest point ever
>>212169752there are pics of her without makeup, fucking subhuman.
>>212169396why the fuck do we have prostates and girls dont
>>212168723lol, I may have been concerned for burt at times. then you listen to his interviews after the show and he deliberately stopped some of his meds and took more of others in order to be more crazy on the show.
>>212169993girls do, it's just really tiny. however some girls have enlarged ones and they kinda look like penises
>>212169894what about the ones in the tank
>>212167920>this is also both the average /ftl/ and kiwitroon watcher
>>212167811Why would you crosspost from kiwifarms?