28 years later’s box office dropped 68% this weekend - /tv/ (#212166383) [Archived: 1043 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:44:29 AM No.212166383
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What went wrong?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:46:12 AM No.212166439
>>212166383 (OP)
shit film
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:46:45 AM No.212166458
>>212166383 (OP)
Probably the 18 year gap since the last movie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:51:52 AM No.212166604
not like it had a crazy high budget or marketing, doesnt bode well for 28 Years being a forced trilogy though
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:56:23 AM No.212166721
When are they dumping this onto streaming so I can pirate it?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:04:26 AM No.212166925
I think zombie fatigue still exists. There was too much zombie media during the 2010's. It probably would have done very well if they made it in 2015 or thereabout.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:05:16 AM No.212166954
>>212166721
not even worth that
i couldnt believe how bad it was and I'm usually very charitible to most movies
this is what you're missing and you already have all the context you need to understand this
the actual song used was just as retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MSZdoFfO7Y
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:07:20 AM No.212167007
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I have heard so many conflicting reviews of this movie, and I only trust my bros on here to tell me what I think of stuff, so is this movie good?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:08:58 AM No.212167054
>>212166954
I'm still watching it out of curiosity no matter what anyone says
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:09:37 AM No.212167079
>>212167007
Yeah i thought it was pretty good, doesnt really do anything particular new with the apocalypse or themes of mortality but Boyle's direction was excellent
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:13:33 AM No.212167189
Imagine a flooded river of sewage...
Wide as 4 lanes of traffic and 10 feet deep.

Imagine you see a teddy bear or some other thing YOU MILDLY DESIRE rapidly moving down the excrement flood. Shall you restrain your impulses or wave at it as it rushes by?

That's the movie going experience for the past (checks calendar) SIX YEARS WITHOUT PAUSE.

Nothing but a shit creek.
Will a few possibly MEDIOCRE movies stop this flood? No. Only purging Hollywood of the hebbers is the cure.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:13:42 AM No.212167195
>>212167054
i respect that
if I wasn't with a group I would have walked out because it was just too stupid and I no longer cared about anything happening in it
I liked the first one. didn't care for the second one
>>212167007
but me down for nay
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:15:49 AM No.212167266
>>212166954
This has to be a fucking parody. Please tell me that this is a parody.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:18:57 AM No.212167371
>>212166383 (OP)
Low IQ idiots bad mouthing kino
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:19:16 AM No.212167381
>>212166954
filtered
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:24:54 AM No.212167581
>>212166721
It's a sony movie and sony has the pay1 window with Netflix for films, so should be out in a month
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:27:10 AM No.212167652
>>212167007
too weird and experimental for normalfags but it's kino if you trust the vision
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:35:34 AM No.212167912
you mean why is it doing what literally every movie for past 5 years done?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:35:59 AM No.212167926
>>212167266
i shit you not. the only thing different was the song
I could hear other people in the theater saying "what the fuck is going on?"
and then it cuts to credits and everyone is just like what in the fuck was that.
im in the US so explaining who jimmy savile was to the group I was with was probably the best part of the experience and seeing the utterly confused looks on their faces
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:38:24 AM No.212168008
>>212166383 (OP)
good riddance
dogshit anti-white, anti-english jew puke as usual
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:38:56 AM No.212168025
>>212166954
Jim'll fix it to a kid, this is psyop
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:39:13 AM No.212168035
Zombie cock should have been twice as big
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:40:22 AM No.212168064
>>212167926
don't mention the muslim rape gangs
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:41:22 AM No.212168097
>>212167007
First half is good then it gets kinda retarded
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:47:43 AM No.212168306
Shitty movie. Shitty ending. Shitty gary stu kid who should've got bitten ~10 minutes in the movie. Zero realism in this one compared to 28 Weeks and Days
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:49:47 AM No.212168374
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>>212167079
>>212167195
>>212167652
>>212168097
It seems I shall remain conflicted
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:51:24 AM No.212168424
>>212166383 (OP)
No one wanted to see the adventures of the superkid in appacalypto world where the adults are cataclysmic retards.

this whole movie is based on dumb people doing dumb things at dumb times. people too stupid to survive in the apocalypse for 28 hours let alone 28 years... but there we are.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:29:16 AM No.212169585
>>212168306
>gary stu kid
Kid wasn't a gary stu at all. That's the problem. He barely survived on the mainland with his dad's help for one night but then he thinks he can takes his retard mother to the doctor on his own?
Then, during that short adventure, he needs to be saved by others several times but somehow he can take the baby to the island and survive on the mainland on his own for 28 days... It's just retarded.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:36:54 AM No.212169817
>>212169585
you just have to turn your brain off man
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:37:54 AM No.212169853
>>212166383 (OP)
All the 28 x later have been pretty overrated
They're decent enough I don't hate them, but not good enough to actually care about. A sequel years later completely disconnected from the stinger of the last movie seems like a dumb choice.

This one was fine I guess, like the others. The only thing I'll ever mention is that there was a bunch of chav ninjas at the end for some reason. And big zombie dicks
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:38:13 AM No.212169865
>>212167652
Good way to put it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:38:43 AM No.212169883
>>212166383 (OP)
zombie didn't get an iPad
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:19:43 AM No.212171050
>>212169853
zombie giving birth was way more bizarre to me than chav ninjas
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:20:30 AM No.212171072
>>212171050
I could let that slide as zombies are basically just rabid animals now, and they were clearly going for a theme there.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:23:10 AM No.212171164
>>212166383 (OP)
this movie should have been made a few years tops after the 2nd film, it was clearly setting up 28 months later as the outbreak made it to mainland europe
but now cillian is too old for that to make sense so we have this crap instead
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:25:14 AM No.212171223
>>212167007
It's definitely not a good movie. It's also anti-White garbage, watch Wyatt Stagg. But if you really liked the others and hate yourself or a non, may as well watch it I guess.
I haven't seen it or any of them
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:25:48 AM No.212171237
>>212167007
It’s pretty good but not amazibg. First half is about hunting zombies and the second part is about the character’s relationships with eachother. I think it’s the best of the 28 trilogy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:29:40 AM No.212171358
>>212166383 (OP)
a sequel no one even asked for, from a franchise few cared about.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:29:50 AM No.212171364
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>>212166383 (OP)
That really rustles my jimmies
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:30:29 AM No.212171383
>>212166383 (OP)


bad reviews, bad word of mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH2laehLoUk
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:31:21 AM No.212171414
>>212166383 (OP)
Zombies. 28 years (of walking dead) later.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:32:37 AM No.212171466
>>212167007
I liked it. Is enjoyable. People bitch about the ending, and that's understandable. But Boyle has been saying forever it's a British movie, and it rely is. There's a lot of underlying discussions about British culture. Whether or not it was a good idea for Boyle to alienate the rest of the world like that is a different question.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:32:53 AM No.212171473
>>212166925
There still is. There is something like 3 walking dead spins off on the air right now.
Couple that with zombies in gaming being a complete meme at this point (***early access zombie survival***) and people just don't give a shit.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:33:28 AM No.212171490
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>>212166383 (OP)
i didn't even know it came out
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:33:34 AM No.212171494
>>212167007
It’s fine. Brit anons overrate it because they have an inferiority complex about America, non-brits are a little too bewildered by the Jimmy Saville bullshit even though it’s hardly anything. The kid experiences a truly insane actual nightmare and he kind of just shrugs it off, very strange.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:58:47 AM No.212172256
>>212166383 (OP)
every modern movie, no staying power
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:09:46 AM No.212172564
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>>212166383 (OP)
Americans don't know what this franchise is just like they don't know who Robbie Williams is
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:11:49 AM No.212172616
>>212166954
God you guys are so not funny and not creative pushing this power rangers shit. It doesn't even fit or make sense with the context. This site is filled with a crazy amount of people who think they are funnier than they are and yes I am the director of the movie before I get that tired joke too
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:13:32 AM No.212172653
>>212166383 (OP)
4chan doesnt believe in the jewish first week numbers bullshit.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:14:17 AM No.212172677
>>212167007
No not really. Its just too all over the place.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:22:14 AM No.212172863
>>212166925
Good thing it's not a zombie movie
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:23:31 AM No.212172890
>>212166383 (OP)
I’m really confused as to how this movie even got propelled to the hype status it was at. The first movie was good, but it’s not some terminator 2, aliens, the thing etc tier classic that everyone would be shitting their pants for.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:24:32 AM No.212172915
>>212166383 (OP)
That's normal for all movies.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:26:26 AM No.212172960
>>212166954
Yeah the threads thurs-sat night were just full of fucking shills but finally we can talk about how terrible the lobbies was without 80 posts of brown hands trying to handwave away criticism
The kid was saved by every single named character in the movie, including the alpha
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:29:58 AM No.212173049
>>212172616
There’s literally a scene where spike doesn’t take his power rangers toy with on his hunt you’d know if you watched it you fucking retard
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:32:01 AM No.212173107
>>212166383 (OP)
Dont worry I'm gonna see it with my dad on Tuesday, we'll save it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:37:35 AM No.212173246
limited fanbase/appeal due to niche setting/presentation. bad WOM. better options out.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:37:39 AM No.212173249
>>212166383 (OP)
Anti-white trash. Watch Wyatt Stagg.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:44:12 AM No.212173407
>>212167652
If you trust the vision? It's a fucking movie, not a spiritual path.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:44:14 AM No.212173409
>>212166383 (OP)
I heard the ending was absolute nigger shit
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:47:26 AM No.212173484
>>212166383 (OP)
Alex Garland is a fucking hack. That's what happened.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:47:57 AM No.212173501
>>212171223
>watch Wyatt Stagg.
lol
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:57:35 AM No.212173727
>>212166383 (OP)
Should have brought back Jim. No one cares about Aaron Taylor-Johnson.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:59:42 AM No.212173773
>>212166925
The problem with zombie movies for me, is they always veer off into the human element and the zombies become window dressing to familiar human drama. They cannot help themselves.
That, or they are just over the top they become SBIG slop.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:02:08 AM No.212173826
>>212166383 (OP)
>went with my sister
>$5 a ticket before 6pm so not bad
>movie finishes
>both thought it overhyped but still good at some points
both of us were mad we waited a long ass time for them to reboot the series by misleading people into thinking it was going to be some kind of continuation with characters we knew. honestly kinda glad I waited and didnt get my hopes up but I am looking forward to the next 2 movies if Hollywood is even still around by then
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:06:15 AM No.212173926
Go woke
Go broke
Simple as
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:11:36 AM No.212174053
>>212166383 (OP)
Some of you are having problems understanding the film so I will explain it in simple terms. The entire movie is a shitpost. The joke is brits are bitches who are afraid of "alphas" and they will get raped if they leave their island. Spike got raped after the credits rolled by Jimmy. Jimmy also fucked the zombie chick and made the brits raise his daughter like the cucks they are. That's the movie right there, thats what you watched.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:14:02 AM No.212174118
>>212174053
QRD on Fiennes character?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:15:28 AM No.212174145
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>>212166925
Movie fatigue exists. Movies today suck major donkey dick and have done so for 20 years now. Everything from the writing to the acting to the cinematography to the lighting to the sound mixing to the use of digital to cgi - it all fucking sucks, there's zero talent left in Hollywood. Even the fucking movie going experience sucks, the theaters are soulless, everything is overpriced, the audience is fucking wretched and annoying, you can't sit in there and relax because they have to treat you like an assembly line because they need to do 8 showings a day. I bet even the catering on sets - sorry, the empty greenscreen warehouse where all movies are made today - sucks too.

Movies are dead and have been for a long time.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:19:20 AM No.212174228
>>212167007
I'm pretty picky but I thought it was a great movie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:19:20 AM No.212174229
>>212166383 (OP)
i have a theory about what happened and it actually makes perfect sense

garland was sitting there writing the script, about a dad and son embarking on a quest to train the boy and maybe meet a doctor to look at the mom, simple premise.

garland asked his wife to take a look at the script.

his wife walks in, takes a gander at the scripts tells him:
>its an okay script, ally, but ill tell you whats missing. i think they should leave the capable toxic father behind, because his just a cheating asshole like all men, and the son and mother should go out on their own and hmmmm how about his, how about the mom, despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa penis a lot - chases her because the giant penised jason momoa zombie might look like an enraged psychopath but actually hes a loving father unlike that PIECE OF SHIT white man back at the house who cheated on me.......i mean her. i mean cheated on the mom. put that in!

and then alex garland proceeded to re-write half the movie
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:27:58 AM No.212174453
>>212172890
The first one basically redefined the zombie genre and caused its resurgance that continued for nearly 20 years. You weren't there.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:31:02 AM No.212174528
>>212173773
Thats the point of zombie films though. The zombies are supposed to be a mirror to humanity.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:33:43 AM No.212174588
>>212166383 (OP)
KEK get fucked shills
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:36:13 AM No.212174649
>>212174528
The goal of spiteful mutants and their films are irrelevant. Zombies are fun, "humans are the real bad guys" is not fun or insightful.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:44:30 AM No.212174874
>>212166383 (OP)
It's 2025.
It's the second weekend.
Everyone that wanted to see it in theater already did.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:04:44 AM No.212175434
this review says it all


Horrendously atrocious dumpster fire
Spoiler
This movie simply shouldn't be. It's a mix of an awful, very poorly thought out script + bizarre spliced in footage and audio from other unrelated British content + the most ridiculous and bizarre plot twists.

I was dumbfounded throughout the film to the point I found myself looking around and wondering if other people were as incredulous as I was. I literally mouthed WHAT so many times that I considered walking out repeatedly.

Other things I hated about this film: Unnecessary full frontal nudity, gory replays of zombies killed by arrows in the most cheesy way possible - in a video game like fashion. Confusing moaning and groaning by the female supporting actress in a way that is utterly perplexing...is she a recovering zombie? Is she possessed? Why, why, why, why are all these things things in the movie?

The doctor walking away with the mom toward the end of the movie and coming back with her skull was just the last straw. I was ready to throw something at the screen. You're suggesting she willingly says, hey kill me instead of letting me spend time with my child and then incinerate my body...

To top all of that off..Jack O' Connell shows up at the end in a blonde wig wearing jewelry and in a gang of similarly dressed bright colored zombie killing gang. WHAT? Were the people who wrote this movie, shot this movie, and brought it to theaters on drugs?

How anyone can rate this film anything other than a NEGATIVE 1000 is beyond me. I'm genuinely frustrated by garbage trailer bait like this - it's legit the reason why people stopped going to theaters. Danny Boyle and everyone involved at the decisions making table should be ashamed to the point they never make another film again.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:07:00 AM No.212175494
>>212166383 (OP)
Are there really zombie dicks and social hierarchy among the brain dead raw ebola aggression zombies that dont live beyond a few months?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:15:20 AM No.212175724
>>212174229
I hope I never see zombie dick again. I remember watching 28 Days Later and it showed Jim's little slim jim for NO REASON OTHER THAN SHOCK VALUE. Why is Hollywood obsessed with showing cocks?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:17:26 AM No.212175773
>>212175724

it's full of homosexuals. what did you think?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:19:06 AM No.212175819
>>212172863
Claiming that 28 Days Later isn't a zombie movie is a pathetic cope when the original revitalized interest in the zombie genre.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:19:47 AM No.212175839
Why would anyone release a horror movie during summer holidays? People want to wach shit like Dude where is my car in summer, not some depressing end of the world shit.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:19:51 AM No.212175840
The worst thing about the film was the fact they never used the 28 Days Later theme.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:20:43 AM No.212175865
>>212175819
>>212172863
Oh, and to add just to make it clear how much of an idiot you are: 'zombie' originally referred to someone under a voodoo spell. If you want to claim that it's not a 'walking dead' movie, sure, but there's no requirement for something to be dead in order to be a 'zombie'. 'Zombie' means 'mindless person controlled by something else'.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:31:43 AM No.212176158
>>212166383 (OP)
I know it's shit because normalfags won't shut up about the zombie cock
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:41:37 AM No.212176400
>>212167007
None of the previous movies were good, so why would this one be good?
These movies are so Bri'sh in that weird retarded BBC Doctor Who Cillian Murphy way.
All of these movies are about some retarded social commentary about race or gender or class. The casting is always all over the place with random Nigerians being the hope of humanity.
The cinematography is always bad. Too many cuts, too dark, very amateurish. The only thing people remember from these movies is the first movie where they filmed Cillian Murphy walking around an empty London.

From what I've seen the plot of the new movie is confusing and retarded. The cinematography is some retarded shit where they strap 20 phones to a pole and then constantly jump cut from one phone to another with these fish eyed lens closeups of people's faces. It's like 2 cuts a second.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:55:31 AM No.212176722
>>212167189
>That's the movie going experience for the past (checks calendar) SIX YEARS WITHOUT PAUSE.
Anon it's been well over a decade since something genuinely good came out, in fact I can't even remember the last new film I saw that was more than just alright
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:56:46 AM No.212176746
>>212175865
Shut the fuck up, you pretentious faggot.
CreepyThinMan
6/30/2025, 9:00:55 AM No.212176855
>>212166925

The problem with zombie movies is that there's only three points in a story that you can do;

1: Before
2: During
3: After

Similar to nuclear holocaust movies of the 80's.

Then after the initial outbreak there's only three type of scenarios for the protagonists;

1# Meet good people
2# Meet bad people
3# Meet zombies

This is why I fucking hate World War Z that was turned into a Brad Pitt vehicle.

A proper WWZ adaptation would be an anthology series for TV where each episode is approx. and hour long and follows one person telling their story!!!FACT!!!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:02:12 AM No.212176882
>>212176855
What about an Osmosis Jones style movie about how the zombie virus works?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:08:19 AM No.212177013
>>212173409
It wasn’t
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:52 AM No.212177042
>>212175724
Why do Americans hate the human body so much? You people throw a fit when Renaissance statues are exhibited and even seem to be getting mad now when people’s feet are visible in pictures online
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:10:19 AM No.212177053
>>212166383 (OP)
Should have released 28 years ealier.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:12:19 AM No.212177094
>>212166383 (OP)
It's shit
CreepyThinMan
6/30/2025, 9:13:11 AM No.212177114
>>212175865
>Oh, and to add just to make it clear how much of an idiot you are: 'zombie' originally referred to someone under a voodoo spell. If you want to claim that it's not a 'walking dead' movie, sure, but there's no requirement for something to be dead in order to be a 'zombie'. 'Zombie' means 'mindless person controlled by something else'.

You're technically correct as the idea of dead bodies returning to life was nothing new in literature/mythology, but the modern definition of Zombies grew from the legends of the Caribbean and the fears of plantation workers who worried that they would never escape bondage and be forced to toil for eternity, even after death.

HOWEVER, George A. Romeo's Night of the Living Dead redefined them as being dead bodies becoming animated by either infection or some unknown force.

By definition is that a zombie has to be someone who is still moving but otherwise dead biologically with no chance of recovery.

The people in 28 Days/Weeks/Years are simply infected with a virus that leads them to uncontrollable rage but still alive and can be killed like any other regular person.

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:25 AM No.212177117
>>212177042
feet aren't sexual
Replies: >>212177149 >>212177214 >>212177277 >>212180911
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:14:44 AM No.212177149
>>212177117
They’re sexual enough that women are not allowed to show them in public in Muslim countries. Christians in early church wrote similar stuff too
Replies: >>212177277
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:15:06 AM No.212177153
>>212166383 (OP)
word of mouth killed this movie
say what you went about the ending but i keep hearing more normies say it was horrible just because of that
Replies: >>212177303
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:15:53 AM No.212177168
>>212166604
It's been marketed like crazy in the UK. But that's nit exactly a huge market on its own.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:26 AM No.212177187
>>212166383 (OP)
the power ranger chavs I reckon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:53 AM No.212177201
>>212166383 (OP)
I saw the ending webm
I can't fathom going out of my way to watch it now. Fucking goofy, and the trailer seemed good too.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:17:43 AM No.212177214
>>212177117
they absolutely are, especially soles

women that flash their soles are certified harlots
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:58 AM No.212177240
>>212177042
Go put one of those in a brown country and watch what happens.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:19:15 AM No.212177250
>>212166954
Are you genuinely so dumb that you can't tell the movie was trying to look like Power Rangers here? Spike has a Power Rangers toy which he leaves behind in his room on the day of his initiation into manhood with his father.

Jimmy lost his father in a traumatic way and has grown into a childish man who stays attached to childish fetishes, despite his physical growth and violent mastery of his environment. Him and his friends learned to fight like power rangers, use ludicrous mall ninja kung-fu poses, dress like a british meme celebrity with their own colours (like the tele-tubbies). The idea is that Jimmy is a demented man-child. This scene is meant to be strange and bizarre because Jimmy is a weird fucking person.

The emotions associated with the infected go from terror and disorientation to a kind of sadistic glee. Throughout this film the infected act like animals, and if you think of them that way we can see what we're meant to think of people based on how they treat them. Spike's father is a callous trophy-hunter who respects them as a threat but not as their own beings. Doctor Kelson respects the fact that they are alive, while also appreciating the danger they pose. And is content to never harm them more than he needs to.

Then at the end we meet Jimmy, and he rips the infected into fucking pieces for the sport of it. He is a demented bloodthirsty Peter Pan and antichrist of the new britain. His initials are "JC" and he wears his father's cross upside down, because, for better and worse, he has become an inversion of him. Rather than maturing and becoming a more complete man than his father he has decided that to be a man is merely to be his opposite. We have seen the upside of that (he is joyous and capable in the face of danger), but next we are almost certainly going to see the dark side (his immaturity and capacity for cruelty).

Go eat some crayons you fucking spic.
Replies: >>212177648 >>212178428
CreepyThinMan
6/30/2025, 9:20:21 AM No.212177277
>>212177117
>feet aren't sexual
>>212177149
>They’re sexual enough that women are not allowed to show them in public in Muslim countries. Christians in early church wrote similar stuff too

Feet aren't sexual, unless used for a footjob, but can be sensual as touching a woman's feet is less intimate than holding her had, caressing her inner thigh or wearing her pussy and asshole like a pair of boxing gloves!!!FACT!!!
Replies: >>212177305
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:39 AM No.212177303
>>212177153
Because it turns into a fucking cartoon. Twist endings are fine but this was a punch in the dick to the audience.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:21:44 AM No.212177305
>>212177277
I think touching someone’s feet is more intimate than touching their hands. We touch hands with strangers all the time but it would be very uncomfortable to have your feet touched by a stranger. Feet are more sensitive/ticklish too
Replies: >>212177325 >>212177335
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:31 AM No.212177325
>>212177305
I got hard when L washed Light's feet.
Replies: >>212177369
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:05 AM No.212177335
>>212177305
you don't give your bro's low-5s with your feet together?
mr. bruh its back
6/30/2025, 9:23:47 AM No.212177355
>>212166383 (OP)
good movie, too much junk
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:24:28 AM No.212177369
>>212177325
I got really embarrassed when I watched that scene on the family computer as a 12 year old in full view of my parents and tried to obscure the screen. I have to confess a got a boner tickling my femboy friend’s feet at a sleepover in high school.. they were very soft and he wriggled and moaned cute
Replies: >>212177412 >>212177461
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:26:09 AM No.212177412
>>212177369
Getting a boner touching a proper femboy's anything is totally normal. For a lot of us in HS and sometimes college even it's the best we're going to do to touch something soft that smells nice
Replies: >>212177461
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:28:05 AM No.212177461
>>212177369
>>212177412
Who knew that a 28 years later thread would lead to such sexual honesty…
Replies: >>212177512
CreepyThinMan
6/30/2025, 9:28:44 AM No.212177475
>>212172863
>Good thing it's not a zombie movie

>>212175819

>Claiming that 28 Days Later isn't a zombie movie is a pathetic cope when the original revitalized interest in the zombie genre.

>>212175865

>Oh, and to add just to make it clear how much of an idiot you are: 'zombie' originally referred to someone under a voodoo spell. If you want to claim that it's not a 'walking dead' movie, sure, but there's no requirement for something to be dead in order to be a 'zombie'. 'Zombie' means 'mindless person controlled by something else'.

You're just being a contrarian faggot splitting hairs and the only reason they advertised 28DL as a zombie movie was because of the success of Resident Evil which sparked off this modern zombie era!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:30:22 AM No.212177512
>>212177461
Sometimes its comforting.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:30:51 AM No.212177525
>>212175865
maybe in 1950 you fucking homo
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:32:05 AM No.212177551
>have undiagnosed cancer
>pretty sure I have cancer
>know it's uncurable
>son wants to take me on an extremely dangerous journey to see a doctor I know won't be able to do anything
>let him take me
>reveal that I always knew the whole journey was pointless and I could have prevented my son from endangering and exiling himself in one of my regular moments of lucidity, but I simply chose not to
>oh well
I hate this shit
It was good until they got home from the first expedition to the mainland
Replies: >>212179505
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:36:14 AM No.212177648
>>212177250

>movie is about a kid and his retarded mom traveling an expanse of land him and his capable father barely survived one day earlier
>infected are barely a threat after the boy and his dad go out into the mainland because the movie has to allow the son and mom to bumble around like idiots and survive
>infected now have "alphas" which are just giant hulked up, and apparently smart infected who have big cocks
>there are also fat infected that just crawl because...idk but they are fat and eat worms? somehow they got fat off that?
>kid who raged at his father for hooking up with someone else because his wife was deranged and abusive because of her brain cancer, and takes his mom and runs away with her, is not mad at all when a guy literally sedates and cooks his mom alive and boils her in acid and hands him her skull (literally, im not exaggerating thats what happens)
>suddenly this kid who has done nothing but bumble around and be saved by others and only had like 2 run ins with zombies thinks hes a super hardened badass who can travel the road by himself
>gets swarmed by zombies
>gets saved by tracksuit hooligans who beat the zombies up while doing backflips

nothing i have said is an exaggeration or lie. the movie fucking sucks.
Replies: >>212178027 >>212178345 >>212182576 >>212182858
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:54:58 AM No.212178027
>>212177648
I see you graduated from RLM University. I recognise the patented "describe the plot then say *uhhh I don't understaaaaaand*" approach to criticism.
Replies: >>212178208
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:03:34 AM No.212178208
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>>212178027
>muh hurr durr
Shut up you gay faggot. This movie is trash.
Replies: >>212179924
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:07:20 AM No.212178263
>pregnant zombie
>jimmy saville power rangers
>lol brexit
At this point, I'm convinced that Alex Garland and Danny Boyle are both hacks that got a few lucky hits in over the years.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:11:32 AM No.212178345
>>212177648
You posted it again!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:14:30 AM No.212178386
>>212169585
how the heck is he gonna take care of a newborn? Where’s the milk? What’s he gonna do when he hasn’t slept for three days and it doesn’t stop crying
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:16:14 AM No.212178410
>>212167007
second half is pure propaganda slop then non sequiter ending so you cant properly process that you just watched an ad for assisted suicide and divorce
Replies: >>212179830
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:17:19 AM No.212178428
>>212177250
go off king
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:40:06 AM No.212178843
here's your zombies saar
here's your zombies saar
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:15:58 AM No.212179505
>>212177551
The mother was completely out of her mind for the entire sequence of her and the son leaving the island and the film makes this extremely fucking obvious.
Holy shit you fucking retards unironically lack media literacy.
Replies: >>212181313
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:23:29 AM No.212179651
>>212167054
have extremely low expectations, just finished watching it. trailer was good and like the first 30 minutes of the film and then the rest of the film is just about the mom dying of brain cancer (who gives a shit). the film has no plot.

also it feels like it vaguely stole things from the forest (video game) with the alpha mutants and RED MAN, totally breaks continuity with 28 weeks later and 28 days later too if iirc (at the end the infected were dying off right?)
Replies: >>212179710
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:27:03 AM No.212179710
>>212179651
They eat
Replies: >>212179811
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:45 AM No.212179811
>>212179710
they dont in the other two, they just puke blood into your face, infect you and run off or kill you violently.
Replies: >>212179869
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:34:48 AM No.212179830
>>212178410
you're calling euthanasia assisted suicide, the propaganda is already in your brain senpai
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:36:39 AM No.212179867
>>212166383 (OP)
It already hit 100 million and is the highest grossing movie in the franchise.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:36:47 AM No.212179869
>>212179811
They evolved over the years, it's made clear in the film.
Replies: >>212179891
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:37:47 AM No.212179881
>>212167652
there is nothing experimental about it lol
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:38:15 AM No.212179891
file
file
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>>212179869
years you say....years?
Replies: >>212179965
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:40:12 AM No.212179924
>>212178208
On what grounds are you calling the film bad?

It makes internal sense (the most vulgar grounds to call a film bad even if you were correct) and beyond that I see no reason to consider the film bad based on what you've written.

Do you actually think the film is bad? Make a case? Don't just give me the plot and descriptions of random things that happen and stand back for a proud "and that's why it's bad". No. I don't see it. Make a case point by point.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:41:44 AM No.212179945
>make a shitpost of a movie to sabotage the series
>nobody bothers to go see it
>ironic retards praise it
Same old story
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:42:46 AM No.212179965
>>212179891
Yes they starve in Days and then it starts all over again in Weeks. They infect more people, they roam around for years and don't starve this time around.
Replies: >>212180014 >>212180015
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:45:38 AM No.212180014
>>212179965
Go to rage wiki or whatever. A bunch of shit is explained there. Why a director would want an audience to read up on lore before the movie, idk. Shitty marketing.
Replies: >>212180039 >>212180081
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:45:42 AM No.212180015
>>212179965
except it's the same virus retard. the mom was a carrier so the virus was CARRIED over to the 28 weeks later and there's no reason to think it changed into a magic mutating cannibal virus during that movie
Replies: >>212180039 >>212180093
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:46:57 AM No.212180032
>>212166383 (OP)
>still no torrent
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:47:18 AM No.212180039
>>212180014
>>212180015
They eat
Replies: >>212180102
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:47:33 AM No.212180044
>>212174229
totally believable, maybe it was some kike exec instead though
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:50:17 AM No.212180081
>>212180014
rageleaks.net some ARG marketing they did. Password is "mementomori".
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:50:43 AM No.212180093
>>212180015
>there's no reason to think it changed
Viruses mutate all the time, why the fuck would you think it *wouldn't* change?
Replies: >>212180230
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:51:14 AM No.212180102
file
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>>212180039
>dey eat
>*obesely heavy breathing*
Replies: >>212180128
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:00 AM No.212180128
>>212180102
You don't need to get upset over a movie.
Replies: >>212180141
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:53 AM No.212180141
file
file
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>>212180128
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:55:47 AM No.212180159
>>212174145
Preach it, brother. They can color grade in hell until the devil is blue in the face and I will still not pay to watch modern movies because every time I pirate one I get disappointed by it sucking so much I don't even finish it for free.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:59:45 AM No.212180230
>>212180093
for one it can't survive for more than 28 days which isn't a big enough timeframe for substantial mutation (evolution) to occur.
second mutation doesn't just magically generate new abilities, it changes the existing genes.
thirdly the virus has no evo pressure to change, it already spreads effectively. a zombie that starts eating corpses is less effective than a zombie that just sprints around spewing blood into peoples eyes at spreading the virus.
Replies: >>212180261
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:01:43 PM No.212180261
>>212180230
Fourthly you're an autistic nerd who overanalyzes everything and that's why you dont have any friends
Replies: >>212180285
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:03:27 PM No.212180285
>>212180261
you asked, dont be mad I'm smarter than you.
Replies: >>212180333
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:04:00 PM No.212180291
>>212166383 (OP)
like who tf is still interested in the zombie genre? shit is so played out. fucking might as well make a new teenage comedy with awkward teens. or better yet plug in theo von to some shit comedy. i stopped watching movies a long time ago because they're all shit. the trailers are good though. all of hollywood should stop making movies and just make trailers. 3 minute trailer, yea sure. 90 minute shit movie where i saw the best parts in the trailer, nah.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:15 PM No.212180333
>>212180285
If you wana get your nerd glasses on then it would behoove you to remember that the virus was developed in a lab as per the first film and may have unusual properties.
Replies: >>212180364
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:07:52 PM No.212180364
>>212180333
oh right I forgot about the scene in 28 days later where they say we made a virus that is magic and breaks the rules of genetics.
Replies: >>212180437
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:09:16 PM No.212180392
Holy shit the stuff some of you obsess over lmao
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:10:03 PM No.212180407
btw your skin is highly permeable to iodine and if you cover yourself in it you will overdose and then it will destroy your thyroid and you will die
Replies: >>212180828
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:11:26 PM No.212180426
>>212166383 (OP)
Have no idea. Didn't watch.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:12:23 PM No.212180437
>>212180364
The virus is premised on turning people into crazy zombies. I'd say we're already in a firm "suspend disbelief" territory. Why nitpick?
Replies: >>212180483
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:14:55 PM No.212180483
>>212180437
because it broke continuity with the other movies in story and theme. he tried to shift it to a realism gotcha
Replies: >>212180491 >>212180525
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:15:27 PM No.212180491
>>212180483
Not really.
Replies: >>212180554
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:15:51 PM No.212180499
>>212166721
It has already been pirated. One of the youtube channels with movie recaps is even using this pirated version. Kek
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:17:18 PM No.212180525
>>212180483
It kept the theme while shifting the timescale into the decades, and the worldbuilding was great.
Replies: >>212180554
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:17:55 PM No.212180533
>>212166383 (OP)
this is a film for femgooners
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:19:17 PM No.212180554
>>212180525
>>212180491
i must have missed the euthanasia and power rangers scenes in weeks & days
Replies: >>212180606 >>212180633 >>212184371
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:20:07 PM No.212180568
>>212166383 (OP)
i don't know, but may filming it with an iphone wasn't exactly the brightest idea.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:22:28 PM No.212180606
>>212180554
What's wrong with euthanasia?
Replies: >>212180645
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:24:08 PM No.212180633
>>212180554
The whole theme of this series is the general human condition.

I'd say arrested devlopment (power ranger shit),a big theme in this film, is perfect for our day and age, very relevant to you tards around here for sure.
Replies: >>212180645
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:24:46 PM No.212180640
It really feels like they just tried to act as if 28 Weeks Later never happened, quickly retconning the virus jumping to mainland Europe and the infected all starving due to being helpless lunatics.
Replies: >>212180828
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:25:19 PM No.212180645
>>212180633
i dont think you know what a theme is
>>212180606
people deserve to suffer
Replies: >>212180663
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:26:36 PM No.212180663
>>212180645
Ok you're one of those.
Replies: >>212180691
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:28:32 PM No.212180691
>>212180663
gnostic?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:28:33 PM No.212180692
Did people not like the chav anime squad? I was dissapointed the film ended so abruptly, I wanted to see more.
Replies: >>212180734
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:14 PM No.212180728
>>212171050
So there was zombie sex?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:42 PM No.212180734
>>212180692
You WILL get more... by the director of The Marvels
Replies: >>212180826 >>212180828
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:33:24 PM No.212180757
28 years later_thumb.jpg
28 years later_thumb.jpg
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they expect me to pay money to go and see this?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:38:21 PM No.212180824
>>212166604
£60 million + the same on top for marketing. £100 million worldwide box office and won't get much more than that.

FLOP
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:38:37 PM No.212180826
>>212180734
Ah, well. Nevermind then.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:38:41 PM No.212180828
>>212180407
Maybe he sprays on a primer layer of something else first.

>>212180640
People keep saying this and a lot else mostly because I think filmgoers like to fantasise about artists being hapless to feel better about their shit lives and impotence.

The virus jumping isn't retconned. They just say it got stopped. Now you go get the asperger's rulebook and point to where it says they aren't allowed to do that and we can continue this discussion afterwards.

And as for starving, I have a few thoughts. For one, we don't know for certain they all died the first time. And another possibility is that some were surviving but killed off by NATO upon their arrival. Are the infected retconned into eating, or is the 28 days period a selection-event? Even in the last two movies we see a scale of behaviour among them. Don is clearly more lucid and focused in his rage. Able to effectively hide from danger and prioritise goals. While in the first film the infected boy attempts to approach Jim more quietly and even screams coherent words ("I HATE YOU") while being overpowered and killed.

>>212180734
The Spanish guy they grabbed for Weeks did a great job preserving the feel. And this was a direct successor production with the cast and crew already rolling. I imagine the Boyle frame is pretty firmly set here.

>>212180757
You too, go get the Asperger's Syndrome Movie Handbook and point out which part says movies AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO THIS.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:43:13 PM No.212180894
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>>212180757
This cant be real.
Replies: >>212180921
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:44:06 PM No.212180911
>>212177117
Oh yeah? Let me suck on your toes and tell me that’s not sexual, faggot.
Replies: >>212180935
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:44:40 PM No.212180921
>>212180894
it is. the last 10 minutes of the film out of nowhere and their clumsy choreography is played off as if they're bad asses. the whole film is a mess except the parts that were in the trailer (like 40 min)
Replies: >>212180951 >>212180979
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:45:31 PM No.212180933
>>212167007
People don't want to hear it, but it's objectively better than Days and no contest blows Weeks out of the water. People have their nostalgia glasses on and were hoping for Days revisited, but Days was only ever an edgy, generic zombie movie that happened to do what it does very well.
This one adds a plot beyond just wandering around trying not to die- and I suspect that's a big reason people don't like it. It's not a pure zombie movie like 28 Days Later.
The pros are the acting is excellent across the board and the cinematography is good, hampered only by its CGI.
Replies: >>212180973
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:45:42 PM No.212180935
>>212180911
Intent is everything. I once groped my best friend when we were in high school, I even tried to grab his package but I never intended it to be gay. See what I mean?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:46:49 PM No.212180942
My personal take on it is that it wasnt a good movie.

I enjoyed the scene setting and the island town was cool.

They lost me once i saw the infected eating worms. It wasnt the fast scary zombies of the earlier films.

There wasnt any tension in the film. I didnt feel unsure of what character would make it and what wouldnt.

The second half was a real let down. They could have gone so many different directions. I was hoping the doctor would end up being insane and a king of the zombies or that the island would be overrun.

So many pointless things were added to the film like the mum killing the zombie in the church or the random soldier being added in just so he could die or the zombie baby scene.

Overall it was a let down 4/10.

The end scene actually improved it because it was somewhat more interesting than the rest of the movie. It wasnt a horror, it was a drama.
Replies: >>212180998
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:47:27 PM No.212180951
>>212180921
>is played off as if they're bad asses
I dont think that was the impression anyone got except maybe you.

They came off as weird and unhinged.
Replies: >>212181021
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:48:49 PM No.212180972
Zoomettes on 28 years later
Zoomettes on 28 years later
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Why are zoomettes like this?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:48:50 PM No.212180973
>>212180933
>Days was only ever an edgy, generic zombie movie
Watch it! You're gonna summon a couple of regular schizos.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:49:27 PM No.212180978
>>212180828
>Maybe he sprays on a primer layer of something else first.
probably wouldnt be effective because as you sweat and secrete sebum it will intermingle and break the "sealant".
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:49:27 PM No.212180979
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>>212180921
>clumsy choreography is played off as if they're bad asses
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:49:43 PM No.212180988
>>212180757
>a single drop of blood in the wrong place and you get turned
>people are regularly seen violently killing zombies at very close range with blood spraying all over the place
I can't take these movies seriously for this alone, the same thing started happening in 28 Weeks. Even if this is just more liberal cuck media only the first one was anything close to being a well made film.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:50:14 PM No.212180998
>>212180942
>I was hoping the doctor
What causes this mentality? You should go into the film with an open mind and let the story play out rather than hoping it fits with whatever headcannon you've dreamed up.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:51:02 PM No.212181011
>>212180972
Social media attention seekers trying to bait retards for clicks. Congrats, they got you.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:51:57 PM No.212181021
>>212180951
how much do you guys get paid to shill for this anyway, I need a job
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:52:11 PM No.212181024
>>212180978
I am joking, it's just funny to imagine Ralph Fiennes applying layers to himself like a Warhammer miniature.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:55:18 PM No.212181068
This movie was hilarious
Big floppy zombie dicks everywhere
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:56:41 PM No.212181085
>>212180998
I hadnt read anything or seen any spoilers prior to the movie. It was the scene where the grandfather told the son about the doctor collecting bodies. It was a set up for later in the film. I felt it was an utterly boring set up
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:58:57 PM No.212181108
>>212180998
>noooo you have to watch films exactly the way I want
What causes this mentality?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:00:43 PM No.212181140
>>212180828
>People keep saying this and a lot else mostly because I think filmgoers like to fantasise about artists being hapless to feel better about their shit lives and impotence
I wasn't even saying this as a complaint. I'm just stating the impression I got. It's been a while since I watched it but I remember the film being very objective in its claim that all the infected had starved and the infection only came about again because the one person who was immune to the effects of the infection manged to keep herself alive the whole time and happened to be janny man's wife.

You could even say that as the second round of infection stems from the mom, her genes could be the thing that caused the runaway mutations that led to the behavioral changes in the infected. It's not impossible to come up with explanations for how it got to this point. It's also not even really necessary.

Nevertheless the movie feels like a departure from the more grounded portrayal of simple infected individuals that the first two films tried to stick to and it really feels like the second movie specifically was basically treated as if it never happened.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:00:49 PM No.212181143
brainlettttt
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>>212180998
>the movies should be interesting instead of boring
Ummm try having an open mind chud
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:01:44 PM No.212181152
>>212175434
I'll never understand people who write reviews like this. Do they just not understand how films work?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:03:39 PM No.212181178
>>212181140
>her genes could be the thing that caused the runaway mutations that led to the behavioral changes in the infected
the zombies in 28 weeks dont have behavioral changes. they just wanted video game zombies that dont make any sense. I mean come one the fat bloaters that can only eat worms, how tf does that make any sense for 28 years
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:05:36 PM No.212181202
>>212181140
My theory at this point is that the opening to the next film is going to be a massive callback to Weeks.

Based on comments from Boyle and Garland and my own thematic analysis and extrapolation I think there's a good chance that the opening sequence to the next film will be an inversion of Weeks. We will see an idyllic natural scene of infected in the woods, David Attenborough style. Which will then be shockingly disrupted by the arrival of Jimmy and his gang. The cinematic techniques associated with the infected in the first two films will be applied to them, the scene will be total carnage, chaos, cruelty, pandemonium. This will reach such an extent that one of the infected will be so overwhelmed with apprehension that his brain floods with terror and suppresses his rage, causing him to have a human fear response and flee as his family/pack are slaughtered behind him. And this infected who flees will be revealed to be 'Samson'. As a direct parallel to Don in Weeks.

If this is correct everyone fuck off I am the most media literate man alive.

>>212181178
Don deliberately hides from the bombing and military forces to pursue particular people who had negative feelings associated with in his normal life.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:06:49 PM No.212181218
>>212175434
the mom had dementia from brain tumors
it's not that hard to believe
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:07:14 PM No.212181219
>>212180828
it looks like a youtube parody filmed with a phone camera.
>blood spraying everywhere so what
lmao unwatchable dogshit.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:08:07 PM No.212181235
>>212175494
yea apparently there are "alphas" now
like giant boss zombies from a video game
it was pretty stupid
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:09:13 PM No.212181245
>>212175840
I'm pretty sure they did towards the end
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:09:15 PM No.212181246
>>212181219
>filmed with a phone camera
It literally was.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:09:42 PM No.212181256
>>212181202
>>Don deliberately hides from the bombing and military forces to pursue particular people who had negative feelings associated with in his normal life.
thats a reach, either way he gets killed and neither him nor the other zombos eat corpses and obviously the movie didnt intend for this. I dunno why people wantt o argue over an obvious retcon
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:10:06 PM No.212181262
>>212181178
Don didn't behave like the other infected. Also why are you so hung up over that? Zombies changed over time and people adapted. That's the new story. There's barely any rules established in these films and movies/video games/books break their own canon all the time.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:12:33 PM No.212181292
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>>212181262
>THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL SAAAR
>3c has been deposited into your account
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:12:47 PM No.212181296
>>212181256
I saw the movie a few days ago. Don is shown deliberately hiding in an alley pressed flat against the wall as the bombers pass and the street is burned up. And an infected fucking *talks* in the first movie.

What they've done here in years is clearly a new development. But it's thematically perfectly in line with the other two films, and it's not utterly implausible or frustrating within the logic of the film universe given what we've seen.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:13:16 PM No.212181306
>>212181245
They used a new but similar tune.
>>212175840
"In The House - In A Heartbeat" isn't the "theme" of the film, it's just a tune on the soundtrack like anything else. It wasn't used in 28 Weeks Later as well, it's not played over the end credits or anything. Marvel has just rotted your brain to want callbacks and references to things you're familiar with because you're mentally stunted.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:13:43 PM No.212181313
>>212179505
No she wasn't, she had several moments of clarity
Mong
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:14:12 PM No.212181320
>>212181296
see
>>212181292
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:14:36 PM No.212181329
I am too poor to go to the cinema
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:14:53 PM No.212181332
sure if not want
sure if not want
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>>212181306
>leitmotif us brainrot
You win retard of the year. Good job.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:15:55 PM No.212181345
>>212181313
NTA but the moments of clarity were AFTER they've left the island. Anon said
>for the entire sequence of her and the son leaving the island
Maybe work on your basic reading comprehension then you'll have better media literacy.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:16:21 PM No.212181349
>>212180972
Girls like penises.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:17:15 PM No.212181362
>>212181332
They did that though, I said it in the same post, they have a similar song at the end of Years as Days, but it's not the exact same one. The AnonI was responding to wanted the same one because he considered it the theme song of the franchise.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:18:51 PM No.212181394
>>212181306
>It wasn't used in 28 Weeks Later as well
It wasn't just used once, but three fucking times. It felt like actual padding because the director didn't have any other musical references.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:20:35 PM No.212181421
>>212180828
>The virus jumping isn't retconned. They just say it got stopped. Now you go get the asperger's rulebook and point to where it says they aren't allowed to do that and we can continue this discussion afterwards.
Just because there's a handwavy in-universe explanation for a retcon doesn't mean it's not a retcon. The end of Weeks was very clearly setting up the spread of rage virus to Continental Europe. Saying "they contained it because... they just did OK!" is lazy af and creates a plot hole because how could the UK, US and European militaries contain the spread within a vast landmass with different governments and no internal borders, yet fail to do the same within a small island?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:21:43 PM No.212181427
>>212181306
It was this track. Same one used when Jim walks the abandoned streets.
https://youtu.be/jBw7k85uaDQ?si=JlYc5GGtkKymhgLA
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:22:43 PM No.212181442
>>212181178
I'm not saying it's plausible or even logically sound. It's a stretch for the sake of conversation with somebody who is doing the same thing to justify his own take.

If you read my whole post you should probably pick up on the fact that I am critical of how the infected are portrayed in the new film as it doesn't feel consistent with the two prior movies that did try to stay consistent with eachother. The first movie shows infected starving at the end of it. The second movie starts by saying they have all starved to death so resettlement operations can begin. Even if they can feed themselves, they are constantly vomiting blood and oozing blood out of every other orifice, eating rotten food, sustaining all sorts of injuries in their mindless rage. How are they supposed to survive in that state? They are still humans at the end of the day.

They way you call them video games zombies is accurate to how they feel. The fat ones don't make any sense to me. The roided out hunk zombies are just kinda silly.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:27:21 PM No.212181516
>>212181345
>well we already left the island better let my son continue risking his life unnecessarily
She could have said something at literally any time before they reached the doctor. It didn't have to be before they crossed the causeway. Restricting the timespan arbitrarily is what retarded girls do to "win".
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:30:26 PM No.212181573
>>212181345
Also she clearly could and should have told him long before so he would know why his mum is sick instead of letting him wonder. Nigger wants to talk about "media literacy"... gb2r*ddit
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:30:38 PM No.212181577
>>212181421
"They couldn't contain it because... they just COULDN'T OK?"

Awesome. This can go on forever if we pretend one opinion can be more valid than another. "lazy af" motherfucker you probably haven't even bothered going to the effort of understanding everything going on in this movie and you're saying the people who made it are lazy. What's the non-"lazy" way to make this movie? To just make an aspergic power-levels tabletop scenario of zombie expansion where we roll dice and simulate calorie burn-rates of the infected to map their plausible expansion across Europe from Paris?

Explaining the infection being contained in Europe isn't that hard. They were ready for it. I would imagine there were additional standby forces in Europe and a general state of alert, plans made, etc for Rage after Britain fell. And as the dissenting soldier says in the first film, the geography of Europe and the greater world simply couldn't be overrun in its entirety by waves of sprinting people.

Are you saying that the infected should have crossed the fucking Alps like Hannibal? Depopulated Siberia? Swam across to North Africa then sprinted across the Sahara?

Even just France. Some get to Paris, everyone knows what the virus is, people responsibly shit themselves and self-quarantine. Seek rooms without windows, upper floors, etc. NATO forces attempt to encircle and swarm any area where infection is present. Unlimited force definitely on the table at this point. Maybe they fucking nuked paris for all we know.

I think speculating on this is pedantic nerd shit and obviously not Alex Garland's true interest. But even if we do so I think we can make a case for the virus failing to hit a tipping point this time pretty easily. You can say my reasoning is motivated, yes it is. But so is yours.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:32:18 PM No.212181604
>hey son instead of spending my last week with you im gonna eat it on a morphine bender, later fucker
>Spike: What's west of westeros?
>*enter jimmy saville gang*
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:33:13 PM No.212181621
The threads to this film have been fucking fascinating to say the least.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:35:04 PM No.212181652
>>212181604
She had maybe 20 minutes of lucidity per day. She did nothing wrong.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:37:29 PM No.212181684
>>212181577
Look up Chekov's gun you retard
Setting something up like that and then handwaving it is BAD STORYTELLING
Anon wants to accuse others of being autistic and then drones on about the practicalities of zombies running around in France when the point is they set it up and then threw it away
Autistic faggot
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:41:23 PM No.212181741
>>212181652
should've ate it a while ago then and saved everyone the trouble
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:42:04 PM No.212181757
>>212180972
What scene?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:46:55 PM No.212181844
>>212177042
Why are you gay?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:47:36 PM No.212181860
>>212181684
All right, someone actually cracked the Asperger's Handbook and tried to point to a standard by which they could be called properly correct. Good job. Still wrong, this is not a *rule*. But you can say you were disappointed by this, and I can't say that reaction is wrong.

"STORYTELLING" is not real. That's what spiritually indian millenial retards on youtube made up so they could pretend their MST3K commentary transcripts were "criticism". I don't just disagree with what this character did, a law of "STORYTELLING" was broken. And the laws of storytelling are whatever I am feeling while writing this.

The RLM school of criticism. Notable for giving the world 'Space Cop' and the Disney Star Wars sequels.

You are allowed to be as upset as you want that we didn't get a movie about the infection in Paris. But the idea that that's a set up which was abandoned is entirely your own judgement. Go find me footage of Garland or Boyle saying that was something they wanted to do but they gave up. That would make this "lazy" rather than a creative decision.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:47:43 PM No.212181862
>>212181652
>only 7300 minutes per year in which she knowingly kept her terminal illness from her son
>she only lied by omission for 121 hours a year
>that's only 5 full days every year for several years in which she could have given him information that would have prevented him from risking his life in a futile attempt to save her (which futility she already understood) but chose not to
Wow such good writing thank you Alex Garland
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:49:46 PM No.212181899
>>212181757
the text is edited, they're reacting to the jimmy saville scene
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:50:58 PM No.212181926
>>212181862
Holy autism
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:52:03 PM No.212181945
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>>212181860
According to you picrel being foreshadowing is merely my opinion... kys
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:53:22 PM No.212181968
>>212181945
Is English not your first language? I'm on /tv/, should have figured you're posting from a shack in southern Mexico.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:55:35 PM No.212182010
>>212181926
>be you
>be wrong
>have it explained to you that you're wrong
>accuse other person of "autism"
Kys brainlet
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:56:14 PM No.212182023
>>212181945
Let's be real here. Garland and Boyle didn't really give a shit about Weeks. They didn't work on it and Alex is on record saying it was made as a necessity by the studio because the first one made money. The little that is adressed about that ending is so people stop pestering them about what happened in a potential Months movie.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:58:20 PM No.212182057
>>212181968
>be you
>be wrong
>decide to continue defending untenable position
>have to produce increasingly weak arguments to do so
>can't come up with further defenses
>accuse other person of being Mexican
Why are brainlets ITT so easily defeated?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:00:05 PM No.212182103
>>212182023
Finally an honest person. Yes, it's obvious they made the decisions they made because they didn't care. But the result is they made an unsatisfying movie with plot holes.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:02:11 PM No.212182148
>>212181577
>I think speculating on this is pedantic nerd shit and obviously not Alex Garland's true interest
It obviously wasn't. AFAIK the second movie was made by an entierly different team of people. And now that the original team of people came back to it they clearly wanted to act as if the second movie never happened.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:02:58 PM No.212182162
>>212180757
If this were a Dead Rising film I wouldn't mind seeing this. It fits there more than 28 Days.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:05:28 PM No.212182212
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Just got home from the kinoplex and ready to fight anyone who didn't like it.

Long time since a movie made me cry and I didn't stop during the mum's final scene. Heard some sobs throughout the audience too. Don't get that very often.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:06:01 PM No.212182222
>>212180828
>While in the first film the infected boy…even screams coherent words ("I HATE YOU")
Wasn’t this confirmed by the directors to be an audio error?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:06:24 PM No.212182230
>>212182023
If years is them giving a shit i wish they would stop
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:07:20 PM No.212182251
>>212182212
I heard sobs in my theater too - people weeping at how shitty it was.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:08:11 PM No.212182259
>>212182251
*grabs your throat* take that back, anon...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:08:21 PM No.212182263
Did anyone else get a boner for the pregnant zombie? Her tits were huge.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:08:22 PM No.212182264
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>>212182212
>t.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:08:44 PM No.212182272
>>212182212
What kind of tampons do you use?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:08:54 PM No.212182274
>>212166383 (OP)
my town doesn't even have a theater anymore. under absolutely no circumstances will i pay to watch a movie. release the hd pirate version already, and i'll watch it on my second screen, and absorb about 15% of it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:09:01 PM No.212182277
>>212171223
>It's also anti-White garbage,
Please explain how you could possibly interpret this as an anti-white movie.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:10:38 PM No.212182309
>>212182212
Did you cry over the amount of cocks you got jumpscared by? Cause I did.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:10:42 PM No.212182310
>>212182222
Nah it was deliberate. In the commentary Danny explains that they'd often play around with the zombies' voices in post, but the only time it's discernible is in that one scene.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:11:24 PM No.212182322
>>212181516
>>212181573
She was calling her son her dad well after they left the island. She had a memory gap about killing that crawler zombie. She couldnt even fucking walk for a while.

Did you retards pay any attention at all? She didn't gain clarity until they got to the doctor and even then she wasn't all there.

You people are idiots.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:12:12 PM No.212182335
>>212182277
The giant jason momoa zombie with slightly above average penis flopping around and the euthanasia advert. The evil.father who doesnt even bother to rescue his son and the mom.yas queening a zombie. Also the director/writer saying they were inspired by brexit
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:13:17 PM No.212182350
Qrd on Fiennes character?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:13:23 PM No.212182354
>>212182277
Don't give him (you)s. It's literally one autist shilling a schizo's channel. Gotta give it to him tho, his videos gave me a few chuckles.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:14:20 PM No.212182372
This movie was refreshing. Not a single subhuman brown in the whole thing.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:14:34 PM No.212182378
>>212182350
He literally doesnt have a character beyond md that is incompetent except.at diagnosing cancer
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:14:47 PM No.212182382
>>212182148
Garland and Boyle were involved in the production of Weeks. It wasn't *theirs*, but they were sort of seeding, contributing, approving. If it were entirely theirs it would probably be quite a different film, but it's not alien to their ideas or sensibilities.

>>212182057
What am I wrong about? Explain like I'm slow. I think you take a lot of incorrect things for granted so it makes your thinking awkward to follow. Also you write like your skin is VERY fucking dark.

>>212182103
White people stopped saying "plot holes" more than ten years ago (recognition that this is a fucking embarrassing way to attempt to critique film). Did you get here from Indian Movie DataBase?

>>212182222
In the commentary track one of them sort of jokingly says that the line probably comes out "a bit too clearly". The error isn't that the line is there. The error is that it was probably meant to be more ambiguous or distorted.

>>212182277
I am Mann's nemesis but could still steelman this position better than he can. Alex Garland is 1/4 Lebanese and the arc of these films (or part of it/one arc) is clearly going to be Spike realising that his home culture is a contrivance and myth which has the potential to hold him back from living for himself. And my personal prediction is that he's going to meet Jim's daughter, who will be mixed race. One could then interpret these films as saying that we will become better people able to have better lives if we shed our attachment to existing culture and the need to have a collective identity rooted in blood and ethnic history.

Of course though, if you study Garland the man, you'll find he's a kind of noble malcontent. Just one who came of age in the 90s. A true individual. Not a white-hater. He just hasn't updated his world-picture because he's old. Crafting new heroic identities out of garbled history for self-aggrandisement IS awful. You know why I think it's awful? Because every shitskin diaspora does it in the 21st century.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:15:33 PM No.212182397
>>212181573
This is like some shit you'd see on one of those "everything wrong with" YouTube videos where they disregard things like emotions or being a human with conflicting feelings in order to nitpick a film because the characters aren't acting 100% logically or rationally all of the time. It's entirely reasonable to understand that a mother would find it difficult or want to avoid telling her son that she is going to die of a disease he has no understanding of. Humans are like that. People avoid hard discussions at the best of times. Look at how the kid reacted when actually told. He has no concept of what cancer is, or a terminal disease, or how people treated things like it pre-infection. All he knows is doctors make things better. Expecting a dying mother riddled with brain tumors explain that properly to her child is retarded.
>>212181516
She would have just had another episode and he'd have her going back to the doctor. Her times of being demented were clearly more frequent than her periods of lucidity.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:16:22 PM No.212182409
>>212182335
>The giant jason momoa zombie
Was that actually Jason Momoa? I don't see him credited.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:16:36 PM No.212182410
>>212181862
How could she possibly know her son was gonna go out of his way to take her out of her home? She wasn't herself when they left either, plus the kid was upset about last night.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:17:04 PM No.212182418
>>212182350
Doctor turned Neo-Druid and guardian of the new natural order of Britain. Treats the infected like an experienced outdoorsman might treat bears or wolves. Teaches a way of looking at the world, nature, and the infected that isn't just fearful hostility and self-preservation/service.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:17:05 PM No.212182420
>>212182409
It was jeetson momoa his body double
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:18:11 PM No.212182441
>>212182378
Thanks.
Was hoping he'd be a cool character like Christopher Eccleston in the first one
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:18:56 PM No.212182457
>>212182418
>tranqs zombie
>zombie gapes him 30 minutes later
>muh pacifist philosophy lol
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:20:14 PM No.212182478
>>212182457
Same thing has happened to real outdoorsmen before. He's the Grizzly Man, but luckier.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:20:34 PM No.212182484
>>212182441
Tbf we don't fully know what the deal with all of these characters is yet. They're all set to return for the sequel and potentially the third one if that gets made.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:23:04 PM No.212182546
>>212182478
Hes got 28 years worth of morphine blowdarts and iodine but doesnt have a shelter or a food source, or the will to kill zombies.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:25:03 PM No.212182576
>>212177648
>a guy literally sedates and cooks his mom alive and boils her in acid and hands him her skull (literally, im not exaggerating thats what happens)
You are literally exaggerating, he clearly killed her in a painless, ethical way offscreen. He didn't just shove her in the boiler just a little loopy from morphine lmao.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:26:44 PM No.212182604
>>212182546
Some guys do be like that
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:15 PM No.212182617
>>212182484
But why would i watch a sequel to this hot garbage?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:40 PM No.212182625
>>212182546
He clearly has shelter and food, because he's alive. And I imagine he probably has killed infected before. That just seems likely. We never witness his will fail in the presence of zombies. He genuinely thought he was safe from Samson without resorting to violence. If he had to I think he would have been willing to kill infected. Probably to save himself and definitely to save Spike.

This may be something that comes up in the sequels. Seems likely to me.

>>212182576
I don't think this anon is lucid or used to communicating at length in English.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:28:29 PM No.212182636
>>212182617
You're not obligated to.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:28:50 PM No.212182641
>>212182604
Felt like he should have been ben kingsley as a jeetface guru with cereal box MD
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:29:04 PM No.212182649
>>212182457
Gapes? The zombie raped him?
Now I want to see it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:29:10 PM No.212182652
>>212182546
>but doesnt have a shelter or a food source
Are you brain damaged and lack basic brain functions or something? How would he have survived all that time without them? He clearly does, just because you aren't explicitly shown it doesn't mean it's not there. He probably doesn't even live at the monument, it's just where he works.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:31:28 PM No.212182700
>>212182652
Have you ever heard the phrase subsistence farming anon?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:33:02 PM No.212182742
>>212182700
As in, subsistence farming the food source?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:34:33 PM No.212182775
>>212166383 (OP)
Nothing deserved is unfortunate.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:35:28 PM No.212182795
>>212182309
Yes but they were tears of joy.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:38:18 PM No.212182858
>>212177648
>movie is about a kid and his retarded mom traveling an expanse of land him and his capable father barely survived one day earlier

I think you solved your own confusion about the bizarre ending.

>suddenly this kid who has done nothing but bumble around and be saved by others and only had like 2 run ins with zombies thinks hes a super hardened badass who can travel the road by himself
>gets swarmed by zombies
>gets saved by tracksuit hooligans who beat the zombies up while doing backflips

So... Useless child of insane mother is left to fend on his own when a horde of crazed zombies appear. Let's review that line again... USELESS CHILD OF INSANE MOTHER...

What do insane people do when panicking?
AMAZINGLY RATIONAL HIGH IQ DECISIONS?!?

Sure...
So the Jimmy Saville Power Derangers pop up to rescue him? Golly gee, Grandpa Rick, hearing you say sounds like the kid went off the deep end into kookoo nutso land and had literally zero chance of surviving. So he didn't survive. He just imagined a rescue that was impossible to schedule or achieve.

Now the secret other ending choice is... RAGE VIRUS CARRIERS are immune to going full cannibal jewish, but they steadily go more and more nutzoid over time until they become the ALPHA INFECTED. If you're mildly infected by a droplet of blood and a mostly immune carrier, the process is very slow. If you're bitten, getting huge dose, you go nutzoid fast, but become less insane as your body bacteria begins to clear out the virus.

Think of it like a sippy cup that has a big chunk of ice in it and the lid won't come off. Whatever is in the cup ain't coming out completely.

All rage virus carriers are basically uninfected or mildly infected or heavily infected. Once infected, their biology and bacterial immunity determines their infection homeostasis.

But like any infection or cancer...
Using Chitinase and Cellulase and DMSO would cure it. Then restocking good gut bacteria.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:42:29 PM No.212182934
>>212182742
As in hunting and farming and making blowguns doesnt leave a lot of time for building 75 bone pillars
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:36 PM No.212182996
>>212182934
You could probably spend like less than day making one of those pillars. The skull pile is mud in the center and skulls on the outside, the pillars are probably wooden stakes with bones lashed to the outside. 28 years is a long fucking time Anon, nearly half a lifetime.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:53 PM No.212183003
>>212182934
Subsistence farming means you grow just enough to feed yourself, not necessarily because it takes so much time you don't have enough leftover to do anything else.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:58 PM No.212183008
>>212182858
Does your handler know youre browsing 4chan
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:48:39 PM No.212183072
>>212183008
Does yours?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:49:39 PM No.212183094
>>212183072
Ebic
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:50:30 PM No.212183111
why are these directors still bitching about brexit?
lmao, just let it go
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:51:13 PM No.212183127
>>212183111
They're brits
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:00:20 PM No.212183309
>>212166383 (OP)

what went wrong?

It's objectively a bad movie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:27:57 PM No.212183902
>>212175434
Bad take
The mum was literally dieing of brain cancer that was explained in the movie. The movie imo did not portray the father as a bad man. I liked the arrow kill effects, there aren't that many anyway. All the zombies are intentionally nude this was a script thing. Nudity is not as big of a deal in the UK compared to burgers. The doctor likes the mum because she is very near death anyway, and wants to go out in her way, that's not a crazy idea. The gang in the end was a little silly but it's explained that gangs on the mainland are insane, and they would probably very very adapt at melee fighting, having to live on the mainland for 28 years. This poster clearly went into the movie with a bias and didn't pay attention
It was pretty good 7.5/10
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:38:02 PM No.212184097
>>212167007
It's good, but honestly feels like it really needs a fan edit to get rid of all the useless shite and dumb fuckery. Will need to wait for the entire film trilogy to come out before decent cut becomes available and turn it into an actual masterpiece.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:47:49 PM No.212184289
its like a walking dead episode

thats why
the "mideviel but with modern trash ziptied to broom handles" esthetic fucking sucks
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:50:28 PM No.212184339
>>212184289
>the "mideviel but with modern trash ziptied to broom handles" esthetic fucking sucks
Every day I wake up thankful that I'm not Sub-Saharan African.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:50:51 PM No.212184345
>>212167007
See >>212182372
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:52:03 PM No.212184371
>>212180554
I recall buddy's parents killed themselves in 28 days. People opting for suicide in the end times is not unbelievable
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:52:43 PM No.212184382
>>212175434
Kek, filtered
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:53:38 PM No.212184401
>>212184097
Honestly its hard to say how much of this is useless fuckery until they finish the films. The whole thing with Swedish soldier seems pointless but for all we know the world building is essential for the plot of the second or third films. They should have made a bigger deal about it being a trilogy in the publicity because I honestly had no idea so until I googled the reason as to why it ends with the Jimmy Saville Ninja Gang. At the very least they should have called it 28 Years Later: Part One or something.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:56:13 PM No.212184458
>>212180988
Fair criticism, but I'm willing to hand wave that otherwise all our characters would have goggles and masks on, I think I would like that less
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:57:18 PM No.212184485
>>212166383 (OP)
Too much wokeness.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:58:48 PM No.212184522
>>212184401
I didn't mind the Swedish soldier, it was a quick couple of cool scenes and injected a bit of humor
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:01:23 PM No.212184577
>>212184339
it does fucking suck faggot
people want to see zombies get mowed down by shotguns and rifles, not some faggot fuck 90 minute walking dead episode from 2011 where unlikeable characters wander around some grass field with walmart knives duct taped to fucking rakes

theres like 1000000000000000000 hours of this kind of zombie content, and now this is too
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:01:41 PM No.212184585
>>212182335
>The giant jason momoa zombie with slightly above average penis flopping around and the euthanasia advert.
You mean the one zombie that basically turns into a gag character? That's anti-white?
>The evil.father who doesnt even bother to rescue his son
You think the father was evil? The movie definitely didn't present him that way. They specifically say right near the beginning of the movie that you're not allowed to go out to rescue people. The island would have had the dad locked down the minute they found out the kid had and mum had run off.
>and the mom.yas queening a zombie
How was that "yas queening", and how is that anti-white?
>Also the director/writer saying they were inspired by brexit
Because the UK is cut off from the rest of Europe you retard. Again, not anti-white.
Sounds like maybe you're anti-white and you're trying to insert that where it doesn't exist.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:03:12 PM No.212184609
>>212166383 (OP)
F1
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:05:13 PM No.212184649
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md5: 6a446096c9d7369127dbbd8f5c0711c1🔍
We desperately need a zombie movie with the same vibes as Killing Floor 1.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:06:14 PM No.212184678
>>212182350
He's there to represent the new testament way of thinking to juxtapose the old testament thinking priest at the beginning. The priest at the start is in his temple of vanity, wearing his pristine robes, worshipping the zombies, while the doctor dedicated his life building a temple to honour virtues and concepts like love, death and memory despite being misunderstood and rejected by the rest of the survivors.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:07:15 PM No.212184699
>>212182378
You literally don't have a brain.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:10:37 PM No.212184772
Never thought I'd see the day when a fucking zombie movie would filter people.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:22:36 PM No.212185034
>>212184699
I literally do. Not you tho lol
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:32:49 PM No.212185288
>>212166383 (OP)
Amerilards got filtered
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:48:15 PM No.212185663
>>212166383 (OP)
The movie was shit.
That's all
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:53:35 PM No.212185796
>>212175434
>unnecessary nudity
The zombies aren't getting their clothes restocked at Sephora, Gladys. Keeping their lower halfs constantly out of frame would be even more jarring than the instant replay kill shots.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:59:16 PM No.212185972
>>212184678
I do not envy the shills trying to make this retarded crap seem deep
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:01:02 PM No.212186014
>>212184577
I think you were looking for Zombieland or Sean of the Dead.
The good news is you might get something more to your tastes with the next movie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:01:44 PM No.212186032
>>212184401
I heard it was a tv show that got retooled into a movie. Would explain why its such a disjointed slopfest. Theres like 4 minutes between the kid calling himself useless at fighting and then telling his mom he can protect her on their.journey to dr dopefiend
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:02:48 PM No.212186059
>>212184772
Same, apparently it's controversial for a zombie movie to add anything more than zombie survival to its runtime.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:03:23 PM No.212186073
literally dozed off after they met ralph fienne's character and had that boring ass talk until she got killed (?) by him

cant believe i paid 15 bucks for this slop
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:05:07 PM No.212186125
>>212186059
art deco zombieslop so deep
Can i get a yasss queen?
Replies: >>212186325
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:08:16 PM No.212186201
Amazing how angry this movie is making Americans.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:09:18 PM No.212186235
>>212185972
That's deep to you?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:11:00 PM No.212186273
>>212166383 (OP)
Expecting people to appreciate the still shots, for starters. I guess everyone's kind of too old to remember, but when you're a kid, everything is HD and moves much slower. The still shots were the shock of Spike committing the moment of death to memory, which is also why it stopped in the latter half of the film; he had grown accustomed to the violence. The snapshots juxtapose the slow, dizzying spin later in the movie when his mom is dying. The prior death and violence was shocking, fear inducing, but his mother's death was his first experience of proper grief.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:13:06 PM No.212186325
>>212186125
No, you can't, because there were no girlbosses to be seen unless you count the intentionally over the top power rangers scene at the end.

Can you explain where the art deco was in the film? I must've missed it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:15:21 PM No.212186380
>>212186201
Is this the problem? Is it Brits v Americans? Genuinely asking because I'm american with brit parents and I was the only one of my friends who's enjoyed it so far.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:16:52 PM No.212186422
>>212186235
Its an attempt
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:17:52 PM No.212186446
>>212186273
They stopped because they broke the camera rig
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:20:18 PM No.212186508
>>212180757
Is this a comedy?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:25:34 PM No.212186641
>>212186380
He’s brown and wants to shit on america. Most of his posts didnt get any yous until now.