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>Post-apocalyptic world where people struggle to survive and vaults are constantly attacked by raiders
>Here's some fat mutt in charge lol
I don't get it.
Anonymous No.212167691 >>212194167
where did all our limited supply rations go- ooh i see..
well, kill him for stealing
Anonymous No.212167699 >>212178703 >>212190954 >>212203645
>>212167625 (OP)
He ate the weaker ones, survival of the fittest
Anonymous No.212167713 >>212168895 >>212169423 >>212171510 >>212172031 >>212173081 >>212176607 >>212178232 >>212178326 >>212178752 >>212187064 >>212194723 >>212217756 >>212217756 >>212219359
>>212167625 (OP)
Were the fallout games ever really meant to look cartoonish? Or was it due to technological limitations? Was it the right move to make the show look cartoonish either way?
Anonymous No.212167778
>*SMACKS LIPS*
>wy don wypipo don seasonin dey food
Anonymous No.212167854 >>212167915 >>212180669
>>212167625 (OP)
this dude looks just like the fat guy from the 5th dimension I can never take him seriously
Anonymous No.212167915 >>212168000 >>212219332
>>212167854
i fucked the girl on the right btw
Anonymous No.212167951
they had a comfy commune going on and were growing corn
Anonymous No.212168000 >>212168131
>>212167915
Race mixing is wrong
Anonymous No.212168131
>>212168000
then why does it feel so right
Anonymous No.212168176 >>212168309
>>212167625 (OP)
did u even watch it or were you on your phone the whole time? they were in a vault where they weren't struggling to survive and had plenty of CORN. the entire inciting incident of the series was the shock of them getting raided because it had literally never happened before.
Anonymous No.212168267 >>212168800 >>212212927
the walking dead had so many fats despite them having people specifically for rationing and pointing out that they need to ration food
Anonymous No.212168309 >>212168366
>>212168176
Okay but how did he get so fat anyways, did he eat most of the corn?
Anonymous No.212168330 >>212180344
>>212167625 (OP)
No matter how many times you make this thread, you'll still be retarded.
Anonymous No.212168366 >>212180389
>>212168309
he got extra corn for being a good boy and following the rules
Anonymous No.212168632 >>212187104
>>212167625 (OP)
Too fat.
Nothing wrong with meaty vault dwellers though
Anonymous No.212168800 >>212211562
>>212168267
>Starving?
Anonymous No.212168855
>>212167625 (OP)
He statmaxed luck and speech
Anonymous No.212168895 >>212169423 >>212171755 >>212173800
>>212167713
the show doesnt look cartoonish. it just looks like a cheap fan-made youtube video like freddie wong would have made or something.
Anonymous No.212169423
>>212167713
No, it's just Bethesda being ass that caused FO4/76 to look like a washed out cartoon
man it looks fucking awful

>>212168895
It amazes me that people actually praise the show. I understand that people can like the weird nu-Fallout style of story, dialogue, etc. but it looks like fucking garbage. I don't think I've seen a show that looks worse, everything is terrible visually speaking.
Anonymous No.212169442 >>212169461
what exactly can a raider do to a vault? nobody gets in
Anonymous No.212169461
>>212169442
rape everyone and leave
Anonymous No.212169483
>>212167625 (OP)
The people in the hood vaults don’t struggle to survive or get attacked by raiders
Anonymous No.212169647 >>212179438
>>212167625 (OP)
Is that the guy from first season of You ? One who helped in a bookstore?
Anonymous No.212169936 >>212179426 >>212209832
>todd still so angry about New Vegas being seen as the best 3D fallout he had New Vegas nuked in the series as petty revenge
Anonymous No.212169956 >>212178712 >>212178743 >>212213501
>>212167625 (OP)
Anonymous No.212170073 >>212174158
You would think that after so many generations with strained resources and just barely scraping by, vaults would form strong social norms (if not outright religious hierarchies based on prewar scripture) around consumption and temperance. IE some dude who is visibly fatter than everybody else would get lynched or shamed into suicide/thinning down pretty much immediately. Entire vaults would become Islamic or Mormon sects because one overseer made a play a few decades back to align succession directly with his own bloodline so he could play harem-prophet.
Anonymous No.212171510
>>212167713
Todd made it into Looney Tunes-tier wacky shit
Anonymous No.212171735 >>212176644
>>212167625 (OP)
>vault is shown to have a strict breeding program
>cousins apparently fool around, but incestual marriages are forbidden
>somehow still get several obese dysgenic mutts with the personality of moldy yogurt
What did Todd mean by this?
Anonymous No.212171755
>>212168895
the youtube fanmade show literally has better costumes
Anonymous No.212172031
>>212167713
Yes and no. The original games had a grittier look, but it was still a stylized look.
Anonymous No.212172272 >>212172840 >>212173221 >>212174288 >>212176711 >>212178374 >>212189922 >>212195557 >>212211544 >>212219607 >>212219761 >>212219944
The group of people I watched this show with said I was being overly critical for thinking it was really fucking stupid that the secret weakness of the power armor was being shot directly in center mass.

But that was really just the straw that broke the camel's back for me at that point. The whole show was full of poorly thought out bullshit.
Anonymous No.212172696
>>212167625 (OP)
quintessentially american
Anonymouse No.212172840 >>212219353
>>212172272
wtf? I've still refused to watch this shitshow, they really did that? That's t-45 armor, it's canon in game they could just walk into chinese machine gun fire with those, and that looks like a primo brotherhood set so it should be as good as new too.
Anonymous No.212173081 >>212197909
>>212167713
a blue and yellow jumpsuit is never not going too look cartoonish
the original isometric games were trying to look realistic graphically in the 90s, but its the fucking 1990s
but theyre so sardonic in nature that it may as well be cartoons

3 and NV look like ass because they were essentially built on an engine from 2002

fallout 4 and 76 are built on modified version that same 2002 hunk of shit with new lighting and texture handling
Anonymous No.212173221
>>212172272
nah I thought it was stupid too. like I get they wanted to have walton goggins beat them because he's experienced and knew the armor better but it's extremely dumb that the weakness of the armor is being shot in the most likely place for it to get shot and it being treated as some sort of secret flaw. everybody would know about it at this point.
Anonymous No.212173670
>>212167625 (OP)
Why don't they kill him and use his body as food?
Anonmous No.212173777
>>212167625 (OP)
hes fucking deadly when hes hungry
Anonmous No.212173800
>>212168895
The bridge scene in fallout show is memorable.
Anonymous No.212173937 >>212174322 >>212176533 >>212176727 >>212185223
>>212167625 (OP)
This is the same setting that has a town of children in a cave because they were there during a school trip when the bombs fell...200 years ago.
Anonymous No.212174158
>>212170073
Do you think we'd get weird spartanist anti-consumerist cults blaming that shit for the apocalypse?
Anonymous No.212174266
>>212167625 (OP)
bad jew writing and casting. simple
Anonymous No.212174288 >>212176955
>>212172272
As far as catastrophically bad design that gets people killed (and would make an old soldier pissed off at the company that made them) that's a fucking huge issue. Conversely, if all it took was one small caliber shot to that general area, the BoS would not have been able to conquer a single fucking thing and it effectively undermines the entire concept of power armor
Anonymous No.212174322
>>212173937
yeah and everyone said that's retarded
Anonymous No.212174658 >>212176914 >>212178011 >>212178035 >>212186510
Zoom Zoom No.212175846
>>212167625 (OP)
It's white genocide, you tranny indian
Anonymous No.212176446
>>212167625 (OP)
I bet he got fat from sucking too much BWC
Anonymous No.212176533 >>212219785
>>212173937
the "Lore" is that everyone in the Tristate area dumps their unwanted children there and the kids get sent off to big town when theyre teens
Anonymous No.212176607 >>212179728
>>212167713
i dunno why don't you play fallout 1 and 2 and fucking find out instead of asking pointless questions you ultra mega retard faggot motherfucking piece of shit?
Anonymous No.212176644
>>212171735
why is it that the majority of fat people i know come from entirely white families without a single hint of inbreeding? if you can answer my intentionally disingenuous question correctly you might be able to resolve your own confusions at the same time!
Anonymous No.212176711
>>212172272
>overthinking
>never considered that even professional t op ranked handgun marksman have trouble placing a round that effectively in tame range scenarios let alone a stressful high risk scenario
not to say it isn't retarded, but (You) are also a version of retarded.
Anonymous No.212176727 >>212176786 >>212178260 >>212178319 >>212181003 >>212186933 >>212187178 >>212195642
>>212173937
Any Fallout games besides the first one aren't canon
Anonymous No.212176786
>>212176727
by your metric (suckiness of the game) the first game isn't cannon either. haha, get it? they're all bad unfun games! lol probably didn't get it, it's okay you're retarded. i don't blame you.
Anonymous No.212176914
>>212174658
All retarded shit in fallout plot are written by that fat bald emil pagliacci, yet people blame todd for it simply because he's the director for this project
Anonymous No.212176955
>>212174288
To be fair, the ghoul was using armor piercing rounds in his gun and Fallout mechanics dictate that he was getting critical hits
Anonymous No.212178011
>>212167625 (OP)
wait till you see the casinos and shit
>>212174658
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Anonymous No.212178035 >>212178064 >>212178184 >>212195765 >>212219547 >>212219575
>>212174658
Anonymous No.212178064 >>212178093
>>212178035
all i see is a bunch of retards bending over backwards to defend an awful game
Anonymous No.212178086 >>212219740
>Fallout never had fat people before!
Anonymous No.212178093 >>212178217
>>212178064
kek, keep seething tranny
Anonymous No.212178184
>>212178035
>Good things these were patched, right ?
That was a DLC not a patch. You needed to buy it. Bethesdrones don't eve know about their own game lmao
Anonymous No.212178214
>>212167625 (OP)
Anonymous No.212178217 >>212178245 >>212178251 >>212216458
>>212178093
keep coping retard. fallout 3 is garbage.
Anonymous No.212178232
>>212167713
no. bethesda made a conscious decision to go for cartoony and whacky and zany in all aspects. its like they saw the worst parts of fallout 2 and said YAAAAS WE NEED MORE OF THIS
Anonymous No.212178245
>>212178217
it's the fallout 3 spammer from /v/
ignore him.
Anonymous No.212178251 >>212178274 >>212199147 >>212219662
>>212178217
wherever you say bro
Anonymous No.212178260
>>212176727
Fallout 1 had the best art and atmosphere
Anonymous No.212178274 >>212178715
>>212178251
you have so many images to help you cope, good for you
Anonymous No.212178319 >>212179397
>>212176727
Why does isometric go so hard? I loved the Little Big Adventure games for the same reason
Anonymous No.212178326
>>212167713
truth is they looked silly and stupid from the beginning and bethesda inject them soul and saved them from extintion
Anonymous No.212178366 >>212178712 >>212187033
Kinda sad that only the classics have great dark humour
Anonymous No.212178374 >>212178466
>>212172272
Its amazing how bad and lazy the writing is throughout. Just baffling.
Anonymous No.212178466 >>212178712
>>212178374
You really expected good writing from modern TV & film? The last decent thing I've seen writing wise was Dark and even that I can shoot tons of holes in
Anonymous No.212178669
>>212167625 (OP)
Main reaso I don't watch that Severance shit. Seeing this fat fuck pant at every sentence disgusts me.
Anonymous No.212178698 >>212178736
>>212167625 (OP)
>constantly
[citation needed]
Anonymous No.212178703
>>212167699
He looks like he ate a survivor at each meal. Disgusting lard ass looking mystery meat mulatto.
Anonymous No.212178712 >>212178743
>>212178466
Clearly I just haven't seen enough modern slop to have adjusted my expectations low enough.
I mean I knew it was better to just shut down brains while watching, but it was too weird seeing some very basic stuff they could've easily fixed, but it's like nobody realized or cared. Guess don't really need to.
>>212178366
What do you mean, there's plenty of stuff like >>212169956 and for example old timey-wimey music playing while there's good old ultra-violence going on slow motion. What's that if not dark and riotously funny.
Anonymous No.212178715
>>212178274
>you have so many images to help you cope, good for you
Anonymous No.212178736 >>212178953
>>212178698
>citation needed
Watch the fucking show you fucking faggot redditor.
Anonymous No.212178743 >>212184205
>>212178712
>What do you mean, there's plenty of stuff like >>212169956 and for example old timey-wimey music playing while there's good old ultra-violence going on slow motion. What's that if not dark and riotously funny.
Anonymous No.212178752 >>212178781
>>212167625 (OP)
Their vault wasn't like that thoughbeit.
>>212167713
Absolutely. Secondaries that probably never even played the games will claim Bethesda made it like that, but if anything they tried making it grittier and more serious with FO3.
Anonymous No.212178781
>>212178752
>they
Adam Adamowicz tried making it grittier, then Bethesda shit all over his work after he died and turned Fallout 4 into a Mad Max themed version of The Jetsons
Anonymous No.212178953
>>212178736
Being attacked once in a hundred year is not "constantly," you absolute nigger faggot
Anonymous No.212179359 >>212179549 >>212179969
>>212167625 (OP)
Why does he get extra rations?
Anonymous No.212179397
>>212178319
It shows you the big picture and lets your imagination fill in the rest
Anonymous No.212179426 >>212188421 >>212219246
>>212169936
Isn't season 2 about New Vegas?
Anonymous No.212179438
>>212169647
No he's the fatass from Severance
Anonymous No.212179441
>>212167625 (OP)
the Fallout TV show makes the Frontier's writing look good and competent in comparison
Anonymous No.212179465
im just not going to watch it
Anonymous No.212179549
>>212179359
He's black
Anonymous No.212179728
>>212176607
Jeez alright.
Anonymous No.212179969
>>212179359
He's fat
Anonymous No.212180344
>>212168330
Go love fat niggers on your own land. J
Anonymous No.212180363 >>212182733 >>212183060
>>212167625 (OP)
Fat n*gger looks like he smells
Anonymous No.212180389
>>212168366
You just have to hear yourself takin x̌
Anonymous No.212180669
>>212167854
kek
Anonymous No.212181003 >>212181031
>>212176727
>miss
>miss
>miss
good fun
Anonymous No.212181031
>>212181003
>your character is really good at knifing people
>you decide to use a sniper rifle
>WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I NOT HITTING ANYTHING
Anonymous No.212181047
Nate Higgers is an Enclave sleeper agent
>part of the exclusive 1%, who got to use power armor
>used to supress civil dissent in Canada
>got to live a guaranteed idyllic white-picket-fence middle class lifestyle, straight out of a fascist dream
>his closed community has an associated vault
>his cryo-pod can be remotely activated
>there is a power armor frame not far from the vault, as well as a prototype sentry bot
Anonymous No.212181132
Commie bastard! You destroyed my country! Die!
Anonymous No.212182733 >>212182916
>>212180363
Poop
Anonymous No.212182760
>>212167625 (OP)
He looks like the average fallout fan
Anonymous No.212182916
>>212182733
Yeah he looks like he poops too
Anonymous No.212183060
>>212180363
Why are you calling him a nagger?
Anonymous No.212184117
>>212167625 (OP)
you can't find anything more american
Anonymous No.212184205 >>212213579
>>212178743
What’s with the coomer eyes ?
Anonymous No.212185115 >>212185268 >>212188105
>>212167625 (OP)
There were a bunch of fatso's in the show. Immersion breaking bullshit.
Anonymous No.212185223
>>212173937
I feel like the Sorrows in Honest Hearts are supposed to be the non-retarded version of little lamplight.
Anonymous No.212185268 >>212188105 >>212188562
>>212185115
canonically theres lard asses in fallout
however theyre the greedy boss of a Casino
not people living in the wasteland or in a shelter with regimented food intake
Anonymous No.212186019
Found him
Anonymous No.212186510 >>212219467
>>212174658
That's a really disingenuous way to summarise the F3 main plot, missing a lot of exposition that explains why the shit happens. He only got the crap ending right.
Anonymous No.212186515 >>212215357
>>212167625 (OP)
He's acted with Sarah Gadon
Anonymous No.212186933
>>212176727
Ironic picture because if you click on the dead body it will show "You see Ed. Ed's dead."
Anonymous No.212187033
>>212178366
The devs thought that pic was too edgy and removed it from the game before the release.
Anonymous No.212187064 >>212187162
>>212167713
Tone changed since Fallout 2
Anonymous No.212187104 >>212189822
>>212168632
Faggot.
Anonymous No.212187162
>>212187064
Are you trying to imply that Fallout 1 didn't have wacky out-of-place stuff?
Anonymous No.212187178
>>212176727
https://youtu.be/P5XTf7a4MDA?feature=shared&t=899
Anonymous No.212188105 >>212190705
>>212185268
>>212185115
There are fatties in Vault 81 in Fallout 4
Anonymous No.212188421
>>212179426
Yeah and it’s a desolate ghost town because Todd demanded it and all other civilization to be destroyed
Anonymous No.212188562 >>212194609
>>212167625 (OP)
Vaults aren't attacked by raiders because raiders literally cannot do shit to a vault if it's closed. Vault 3 got taken over by raiders and had it's population murdered because they were flooded and had no choice but to open up to survive.
But yeah, vaults would generally be eugenic experiments (at least the control vaults)
>>212185268
>in a shelter with regimented food intake
I'm not sure a regular vault would have this though. They'd probably all have greenhouses (in-universe, not in-game) and coupled with generally small populations they'd be fine.
Anonymous No.212188665 >>212188735 >>212188774 >>212189240 >>212202667
>>212167625 (OP)
>medieval setting
>character remains a fatass after joining a military order with food rationing, forced marches through the snow and mandatory melee weapon training
You can really tell it's written by a fatass the way he writes fatness as something beyond one's control. Realistically Randyll would've just assigned a servant to make sure Sam doesn't overeat.
Anonymous No.212188735
>>212188665
Ever since I gave up expecting George to release Winds of Winter I looked back and realized how retarded so much of his story was
Anonymous No.212188774 >>212188834 >>212189240 >>212219664
>>212188665
>I can believe in zombies and dragons but a fat guy? Impossible
Anonymous No.212188834
>>212188774
Finish the fucking book, George.
Anonymous No.212188960 >>212189096 >>212202913
>sex scene had man go naked but woman kept her clothes on
woke writers.
Anonymous No.212189096 >>212189141 >>212202913
>>212188960
She looks good if you cover up her eyes.
Anonymous No.212189141
>>212189096
rude
Anonymous No.212189240
>>212188665
>>212188774
Anonymous No.212189822
>>212187104
Rude
Anonymous No.212189922 >>212189985 >>212190082
>>212172272
Where the weak spot is matters less to me than the fact they let him monologue for 3 min before they opened fire. He knows the special spot to shoot to kill the wearer fine, but they are actively clearing an enemy stronghold and just let him jabber at them like its a thing to do.
Anonymous No.212189954 >>212192497 >>212202538 >>212222949
isn't he the guy from severance (remember that slop, lol,)with the stupid fucking punchlines
Anonymous No.212189985
>>212189922
you can't shoot while talking to npcs
Anonymous No.212190082
>>212189922
the ghoul is over leveled with 100 speech
Anonymous No.212190705 >>212190824
>>212188105
They shouldn't be there either.
People aren't just born fat, it's a result of eating way too much food.
Anonymous No.212190824 >>212197286
>>212190705
One of the pregenerated player characters in Fallout 1 is a big guy.
Anonymous No.212190863
>>212167625 (OP)
the subtle commentary on their fragile society, comparing it to jello, dare I say it, was kino
Anonymous No.212190954
>>212167699
*fattest
Anonymous No.212191052 >>212202585
>>212167625 (OP)
jewish propaganda
for other example that eyebuldged girl said she had each male in vault already
Anonymous No.212192497 >>212202432
>>212189954
What was even that fucking show, it looked like a parody of modern TV shows
Anonymous No.212192942
They have nothing to eat there except processed goyslop and corn syrup, what did you expect?
Anonymous No.212193193 >>212195147
What is his phenotype?
Anonymous No.212194167
>>212167691
>shieeeeeet
Anonymous No.212194609
>>212188562
Yeah but their vault got attacked anyways so i don't know how he wasn't the first guy shot when he's such a fatass
Anonymous No.212194723
>>212167713
>Were the fallout games ever really meant to look cartoonish?
No. Fallout has always been a dark and gritty game series. The wacky aspects and the 1950's aesthetic was accidentally put in the game and now it's sadly a part of it. It's meant to be a world worse than Mad Max. Constant porn, sex, rape, murder and edgy characters like my New Vegas OC who is a sniper who smokes crack and uses only modern tactical weapons and performs merc work for the highest bidder. Fallout was actually meant to have a grungy 1980's cyberpunk-esque aesthetic.
Anonymous No.212195147
>>212193193
White American
Anonymous No.212195263
The girl in the show is hot
Anonymous No.212195313 >>212195480
>Post-apocalyptic world where people struggle to survive and vaults are constantly attacked by raiders
>Here's some fat mutt in charge lol
Anonymous No.212195480 >>212195870
>>212195313
He's a Germanic Aryan though
Anonymous No.212195557
>>212172272
It's like that in game too anon
Anonymous No.212195642 >>212196429
>>212176727
This is how far 98% of people who played fallout 3/NV/4 first will get when buying FA on steam
Anonymous No.212195765
>>212178035
>play Fallout 1 & 2 extensively when they were new
>wow, Fallout 3 is FINALLY coming out?!
>very excited, make day one purchase
>okay this is cool
>dad is former Enclave, worked on something called Project Purity
>expect the pivotal decision of the game is to either help or stop dad’s genocidal goals
>it turns out to be water
Anonymous No.212195870 >>212214202
>>212195480
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaja
Anonymous No.212196429 >>212197401 >>212199047
>>212195642
What's FA?
Anonymous No.212197286
>>212190824
for you
Anonymous No.212197401
>>212196429
fallout anthology, I guess
Anonymous No.212197588
>>212167625 (OP)
>Obsessed Ghoulstone
Anonymous No.212197909 >>212198245 >>212220548
>>212173081
>original trying to look realistic
Oh fuck off. You never played them. F1 and f2 signature is the distinct comic book aesthetics in art design. Everything from ui elements to asset art is directed by it

Not in the
>the jetsons got nooked
garbage that f4 shat out but something more akin to flash gordon
Anonymous No.212198245
>>212197909
Flash Gordon's cities look like the Jetsons though
Anonymous No.212199047
>>212196429
Fallout: Ass-rape
Anonymous No.212199147
>>212178251
Imagine using the fucking vampires and tenpenny tower as good quest design examples
Anonymous No.212199219 >>212202239 >>212202746
>there will never be a scene where Lucy gets captured by raiders and stripped naked
Anonymous No.212200552 >>212200936 >>212206606
>>212167625 (OP)
>fucks with the lore and NCR at every step of the way, show is filled with plot holes
>normies eat it up, love it and think its accurate and true to the lore because they're retards who only played 4 and 76
>say anything about it and all you'll get is "fallout was always wacky, dont think about it too much fanboy"
>final scene is literally a character on his way to rape new vegas
fallout is irreversibly fucked and it'll just be le wacky todds amazing post apocalypse theme park with retcons, plot holes and scrap metal shacks with skeletons in them forever
Anonymous No.212200936
>>212200552
Why would anything good actually happen?
Anonymous No.212202239
>>212199219
Don't worry, at least in the next season we'll get to see Zach Cherry's naked body
Anonymous No.212202432 >>212202860 >>212203095
>>212192497
It was a masterclass in why you should never allow manlets (Ben Stiller, 4'11) creative control over anything whatsoever. People under 6 feet tall exist solely to be laughed at.

All jokes aside, Severance was historically bad not because of the plot or cast, but because the producer (Ben Stiller, 4'11) thought it would be a great idea to but two diametrically-opposed showrunners in to run the show into the ground by having them work on the first two seasons completely separately. This is why Season 1 was significantly better than Season 2. With the people currently in charge (including Ben Stiller, 4'11), Season 3 is two years out at best. This is plenty of time for people to forget the plot once again, be forced to rewatch it and endure the headspinning, jarring difference between showrunners, then ready their mouths for more diarrhea from whatever slop alcoholic crew member is holding the show hostage.
Anonymous No.212202474
>>212167625 (OP)
Is this some Severance/Fallout crossover??
Anonymous No.212202538 >>212218455
>>212189954
Oh.
Anonymous No.212202585 >>212207142
>>212191052
Anonymous No.212202667
>>212188665
>You can really tell it's written by a fatass the way he writes fatness as something beyond one's control.
in the last Sam chapter in Feast he explicitly thinks about how much weight he's lost since joining the Watch, it was D&D and the actor who couldn't be bothered, not GRRM
Anonymous No.212202746
>>212199219
Should that ever happen, hopefully they will cover her tits or use a body double.
Anonymous No.212202860
>>212202432
>It was a masterclass in why you should never allow manlets (Ben Stiller, 4'11) creative control over anything whatsoever.
Tropic Thunder worked
Anonymous No.212202894
>>212167625 (OP)
He’s got the Zesty perk
Anonymous No.212202897 >>212206022
Ngl if you have the ability to get that fat in a society of enforced scarcity you must be doing something right.
Anonymous No.212202913 >>212204831 >>212225695
>>212188960
What the fuck is this fucking reversal trend??? Why is everything fucking gay now.
>>212189096
Naaahhh.
Anonymous No.212203095
>>212202432
Stiller is 5'7".
But your point is taken.
This is Shira Haas. She is 4'8".
Anonymous No.212203645
>>212167699
He ate the nuclear bombs
Anonymous No.212204831
>>212202913
frog looking mf
Anonymous No.212206022
>>212202897
He's like Tarrare, he eats cows and babies and leaves the vault without any food
Anonymous No.212206606
>>212200552
It's more profitable for them to do this
Anonymous No.212207142 >>212220807
>>212202585
She needs to stop smoking. The thought of kissing her but her breath is a waft cancerous smog kills all attraction
Anonymous No.212207206
>>212167625 (OP)
how is it possible to make such an off putting grimace of such a disgusting face
Anonynous No.212207339
>>212167625 (OP)
Guy in OP looks like Stavros Halkias and has the same personality and demeanor.
Anonymous No.212207955
>>212167625 (OP)
>le Vault 56 face
Anonymous No.212209533
>SPECIES: Vault Dweller
>SCIENTIFIC NAME: Mulatto Nukacolensis
>HABITAT: A hole in the ground
>SKIN TONE: Color of shit
>ANCESTRY: Unknown from centuries of miscegination
>EYE COLOR: Darker than coal
>HEIGHT: 2 Feet tall
>WEIGHT: Heavier than a mammoth
>DIET: Nuka-Cola, soi, corn syrup and radioactive bugs
>COMMON PHRASES: "Whiter than you muttie!" "If you hate our vaults you are just a salty rotskin!"
>PRECAUTIONS TO TAKE IF IN CONTACT WITH A DWELLER: Brutal torture and execution
TOTAL DWELLER DEATH
Anonymous No.212209832 >>212216589
>>212169936
I still can't believe what a turd Fallout 3 was after 4+ years in development. Bethesda forced Obsidian to push out New Vegas in 18 months, imagine what they could have done with a full year.
Anonymous No.212209917 >>212213805
>>212167625 (OP)
He hates his boss
Anonymous No.212210786
Dylan G is fat and gross!
Anonymous No.212211544
>>212172272
I was just pissed off it's an iron man suit. The weakness would've been fine if they tied it to a production run that got his unit slaughtered, hammering on the execs knew the end was coming so flooding with bad product because it doesnt matter.
Anonymous No.212211562 >>212214157 >>212219191
>>212168800
Why did they show him as the bad guy in the scene if he was right
Anonymous No.212212927
>>212168267
Why didn't they use her as a meat shield
Anonymous No.212213501 >>212219843
>>212169956
That ad is retarded. Spam is delicious.
ΰΏ‡ C Ε’ M G E N V S ΰΏ‡ !KNDYqWRDiE No.212213506
>>212167625 (OP)


THE SERIES OCCURS HUNDREDS OF YEARS INTO THE VAULTS ERA; THEIR COMMUNITIES ARE DECADENT AND DEGENERATE.
Anonymous No.212213529 >>212219980
This is what happens after centuries of miscegination and consooming goyslop
Anonymous No.212213579
>>212184205
Looks like a faggot.
Anonymous No.212213805
>>212209917
He has rapist eyes
Anonymous No.212213933
>>212167625 (OP)

Is this guy just black Stav? Every single character he plays is just Stavros. The entirety of Severance I just saw Stav playing the character.
Anonymous No.212213968
>mogs everything Bethesda has ever written without even being alive
Anonymous No.212214157
>>212211562
because saying anything to women about their weight is heresy in matriarchal jewish society
it's as close to a racial slur as they can say on regular tv
and yes, even if she was totally in the wrong and he was obviously right, the fact that he was a meanie is even worse
Anonymous No.212214202
>>212195870
>ja
beaner detected
Anonymous No.212215089
>*BRAP*
Anonymous No.212215357
>>212186515
He raped her.
Anonymous No.212216260
>>212167625 (OP)
fuck bethesda
Anonymous No.212216458
>>212178217
I don’t like fo3 that much but it was way better than I remembered it being, never saw that downtown DC area where there’s an alleyway full of bombs
Anonymous No.212216589
>>212209832
Even as an allegory this is retarded.
Fallout 3 plot is retarded
Anonymous No.212217756 >>212218100
>>212167713
>>212167713
They werent until Todd came and ruined the series
Anonymous No.212218100
>>212217756
The "Team" that made "Fallout 3" didn't explain the joke and they didn't get it.
Anonymous No.212218238 >>212220068
Why does this retard purposely pout his nogger lips it pisses me off in Severance too
Anonymous No.212218455
>>212202538
>TWU vault!
>I got a rad roach food hack for you today!
Anonymous No.212219191
>>212211562
He wasn't the bad guy tho??
Anonymous No.212219246
>>212179426
He's talking about the plot not the literal area of land. New Vegas is explicitly shown to be not canon anymore in the show.
Anonymous No.212219291 >>212219533
>>212167625 (OP)
>Can we at least have an attractive black person play the role?
>NO THEY HAVE TO BE DISGUSTING AND OBESE!
Anonymous No.212219332
>>212167915
She has nice titties.
Anonymous No.212219353
>>212172840
It's even worse than that bro, it's T-60 armor. But they also of course made sure the Ghoul said aloud that literally all power armor is like this.
Anonymous No.212219359
>>212167713
Cartoonish as in Heavy Metal? Yes, absolutely.
Cartoonish as in the Jetsons? No.
Anonymous No.212219467
>>212186510
Why the FUCK does a community with an active river NEED A FUCKING WATER FILTER 200 YEARS AFTER THE BOMBS FELL? RIVERS LITERALLY DO THAT NATURALLY.
Anonymous No.212219533 >>212219863 >>212220133
>>212219291
TV is swarming with unattractive white actors. Is there some deep down reason you only want to gawk at attractive black men?
Anonymous No.212219547 >>212219608
>>212178035
that was over 10 years ago.
Anonymous No.212219575
>>212178035
>Where else do you think the radiation in the water goes?
Inside all the filters you install inside it you braindead fucking moron. You can't "release" anything, it's a bunch of nets and sand filled with carbon.
Anonymous No.212219607
>>212172272
>bullet holes directly on the chestplate
Wait wtf I thought it was the stomach, this shit is even more retarded than I though lmao
Anonymous No.212219608
>>212219547
And he is still wrong.
Anonymous No.212219653
>>212167625 (OP)
Seeing the thumbnail I thought this was just edit of Severance. I wouldn't be able to take him seriously.
Anonymous No.212219662
>>212178251
The FO3 quests on here aren't even side quests, they're main quests.
Anonymous No.212219664
>>212188774
>>I can believe in zombies and dragons but a fat guy? Impossible
zombies and dragons are inherently magical and are stated so by the story and are bound by rules set out by the story. is the fat guy magical?
just because a story has fantastical conceits doesn't mean you can throw out logic for everything else. that way of thinking makes criticism of any fiction pretty much impossible.
Anonymous No.212219740
>>212178086
Gizmo being fat was a pretty big part of his character, anon
Anonymous No.212219761
>>212172272
>the secret weakness of the power armor was being shot directly in center mass
What?
Anonymous No.212219785 >>212220232
>>212176533
by lore you mean headcannon shit made up by redditors to excuse trash writing?
Anonymous No.212219843 >>212219907
>>212213501
>t. Hawaiian
Anonymous No.212219863 >>212219956
>>212219533
None of them are as ass ugly as the blacks they put in the media now. I have yet to see a white that looks as repulsive and demonic as that nigger from the wizard of oz musical?
Anonymous No.212219907
>>212219843
Begone kike.
Anonymous No.212219944
>>212172272
and why didn't he abuse it earlier in the series when he was fighting with the nignog
Anonymous No.212219956 >>212220228
>>212219863
>uh oh I got caught demanding to see attractive black men like in the blacked porn I watch, better drop the n-word to throw off the scent
Anonymous No.212219965 >>212220028
FO2 with the cut content restored mod is pure kino. Kaga was a great rival, love when stories do this, when the rival would've been the protagonist of the story but wasn't. Nigga showed up in Power Armor for our final showdown, that shit was hype.
Anonymous No.212219980
>>212213529
>Wall-E wasn't supposed to be a documentary
Anonymous No.212220028 >>212220242 >>212221350
>>212219965
It felt like they tried to do that with Ulysses in Lonesome Road but he turned out to be kind of a tard.
Anonymous No.212220068
>>212218238
his lips just do that
Anonymous No.212220133
>>212219533
>deep down
theres no secret, I would fuck the shit out of a young Jaye davidson
Anonymous No.212220228 >>212220344
>>212219956
It's not that I'm gay. It's that I, like many people, don't like having to look at disgusting subhumans with gorilla DNA when I watch tv. Cope and seethe Tyrone.
Anonymous No.212220232 >>212220510
>>212219785
no, thats how little lamplight works in the story
im explaining how its shit
Anonymous No.212220242
>>212220028
Yeah that shit was a complete let down.
Anonymous No.212220344 >>212220941
>>212220228
Never called you gay, Cletus. I think there's a different reason you demand to see attractive black men onscreen with lightskinned women.
Anonymous No.212220510
>>212220232
That's not how they depicted it though. The new children always came from the adult children in Big Town in a retarded symbiotic relationship.
Anonymous No.212220548
>>212197909
>distinct comic book aesthetics
>western comic books
>not realistic
>Jack kirby style that took over comics is anatomically exaggerated characters overtop realistic detailed backgrounds that even space alien technology looked organic and true to life and looked like it could mechanically function in some way
Anonymous No.212220749 >>212221137
TV shows could be, quite literally, the most retarded medium directed to the most idiotic masses. Aside from very few examples, which could be 0.001% of all material ever created for TV, most of it is dogshit.
Why THE FUCK, would anyone watch a tv show based on a videogame? You are literally forcing yourself to go through a worse medium. You are removing direct interaction with the material. Removing a whole entire dimension and implementing all kinds of limitations that affect the narrative of the story.
This is while also ignoring the fact that most Hollywood writers are actually dogshit and they've spent most of their lives kissing ass to acquire a job while also creating stories full of contempt for the source material because they think videogames are beneath them and that they can create a better story.

Only retards watch videogame tv shows.
Anonymous No.212220807
>>212207142
Fag
Anonymous No.212220941
>>212220344
>Never called you gay.
>Insinuating I'm gay because I have nigger fatigue.
You're a salty little picaninny
Anonymous No.212221137
>>212220749
the big appeal of the Fallout games is that you get to choose what to do in whatever way you want to do it. Taking that away takes away what makes Fallout Fallout.
Anonymous No.212221193 >>212225389
>>212167625 (OP)
you think white people are gonna survive and win?
have looked at your countries lately?

hollywood knows where this is going, they are prophets.
look at any movie from 30-40 years ago, we're living it now.

hollywood are spellcasters and they have decided that whites are not gonna make it.
Anonymous No.212221350
>>212220028
>It felt like they tried to do that with Ulysses in Lonesome Road but he turned out to be kind of a tard.
the fact that he was just a butthurt Legionfag who hated the NCR and wanted to nuke it took away all the mystique. They tease this fucker through each of the previous DLC and that's his big plan?
Anonymous No.212222949
>>212189954
Yes.
Anonymous No.212225389 >>212225727
>>212221193
>be jew, smartest, most beautiful race, god's chosen people
>phase out the global minority that discovered 99% of everything
>the lights go out
>haha whoops
Anonymous No.212225695 >>212225719
>>212202913
I should be entitled to one of these English Rose types as reparations for past bong behaviour
t.Irish
Anonymous No.212225719 >>212225764
>>212225695
You aren't even human.
Anonymous No.212225727
>>212225389
What do you think Asians and Pajeets are for?

>Jewish + Asian overclass
>Jeet middle Class
>Nog underclass

That's the new order for most formerly White countries. No need for Whites.
Whites are kidding themselves with this "Heh, you're gonna miss us when we're gone" attitude.

Yes things will be demonstrably worse, but the people on the top will still be on top, and the others are getting a better deal than what they have in their former 3rd world shithole countries.
Anonymous No.212225740
>>212167625 (OP)
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Anonymous No.212225764
>>212225719