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Anonymous No.212171963 >>212172125 >>212172292 >>212172317 >>212172340 >>212173791 >>212179476 >>212180574 >>212181432 >>212181553 >>212182488 >>212185470
>Those fucking retards used Home Depot spatulas
Anonymous No.212172080 >>212178313
NOT SO FAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YneW3MD3Eg
>"stick to making movies dumbass get dabbed on"
cameron btfo
Anonymous No.212172125
>>212171963 (OP)
The guy on right was such a dumb-ass
Anonymous No.212172278
>ive actually been a deep sea explorer since my 2011 doco
Anonymous No.212172292
>>212171963 (OP)
Stainless steel baby! - Maybe James Cameron
Anonymous No.212172317 >>212180632
>>212171963 (OP)
The qualified engineer James Cameron explains...
Anonymous No.212172340 >>212172386
>>212171963 (OP)
>not using neutronium
Pretty sad.
Anonymous No.212172342 >>212172500
>That the ungodly arch-villain Stockton has died miserably like a dog, just like a brute. That is his reward!
Anonymous No.212172386
>>212172340
>not using Unobtanium
Anonymous No.212172490
>I'm fucking Stockton Rush's wife
Anonymous No.212172500
>>212172342
>Last night was a great night for the United States and for the World. A brutal killer, one who has caused so much hardship and death, was violently eliminated - he will never again harm another innocent man, woman or child. He died like a dog. He died like a coward. The world is now a much safer place.
Anonymous No.212172802 >>212173334
>The Coast Gaurd protocols were purposely written to inflict maximum emotional punishment on the families of the victims. I would know I wrote them.
Anonymous No.212173334
>>212172802
If James Cameron started an underwater Brotherhood of Nod I would join it.
Anonymous No.212173791
>>212171963 (OP)
ME OWN FOOKIN SUB
Anonymous No.212173977 >>212174066 >>212174076 >>212175428
>Dr. Cameron? I'm CEO
Anonymous No.212174018 >>212175428
>they were trying to film your prize
>they work for the director, the titanic man
>BANG?
Anonymous No.212174066
>>212173977
>THEY EXPECT ALL OF US AT THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
Anonymous No.212174076 >>212174985 >>212175163 >>212179366 >>212180618
>>212173977

Its amazing that the scale model hulls failed at less than titanic depth and he still went ahead with full scale and insisted on personally being in it during the first dive to 4000m. His reasoning seems unsound.
Anonymous No.212174318
>Nothing! I certified nothing!
Anonymous No.212174934
where can i watch this?
Anonymous No.212174985
>>212174076
He was a nepo hire literally.
Anonymous No.212175163
>>212174076
>His reasoning seems unsound.
You think so?
Anonymous No.212175334
>Have we started the dive?
>Yes, th-ACK!
Anonymous No.212175428
>>212173977
>>212174018
keeeeeek
Anonymous No.212177610 >>212178406 >>212180963
ok

so

CBS Sunday Morning just released all their OceanGate footage, and it's honestly some of the best for insight into Stockton Rush's mind

the Behind the Scenes sections is pure Stockton Rush just spewing bullshit after bullshit after bullshit

it's actually mind blowing

BUT

the MOST INTERSTING thing was that thsi footage COMPLETELY EXPLAINED why the only thing that survived from the people on sub was
>Stockton's sleeve
>Stockton's pen
>Oceangate stickers
>Stockton's Business Card
this was revealed in the most recent report, and I was wondering how the fuck do all of those survive, why just a sleeve, and how was the pen intact.
And why the fuck did he even have a pen on the sub in the first place.

then I saw it here at 26 minutes and 40 seconds
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnorjKO_sZY&t=1602s

HE HAS A FUCKING SLEEVE POCKET, WHERE HE KEEPS THE PEN, WHICH HE USES ON THE TOUCH SCREEN
HE MUST HAVE HAD THE STICKER AND USINESS CARD IN THAT POCKET TOO WHEN IT IMPLODED
THAT'S HOW THEY SURVIVED
THAT'S WHY HE HAD THE PEN

so my conclusion is they shoulda just made the sub from the material that his sleeve ocket was made out of
Anonymous No.212177751
>They deserve it
Jesus Christ, Cameron
Anonymous No.212177829 >>212177937 >>212178012 >>212180629 >>212180751
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET THE GOVERNMENT BUILD THE SUB FOR YOU. YOU CAN'T ACT AS A FREE AND LIVING BEING, MARSHALING THE FORCES OF NATURE TO CARRY OUT YOUR WILL. KAMALA HARRIS HAS TO COME BUILD YOUR SUB AND NANCY PELOSI HAS TO SIGN OFF ON IT FOR SAFETY.
Anonymous No.212177937
>>212177829
>FREE AND LIVING
>LIVING
See, that's the thing...
Anonymous No.212178012
>>212177829
>ACK
Anonymous No.212178211
>no one cared who I was until I turned on the ACK!
Anonymous No.212178313
>>212172080
>man who built murder-suicide pod claims he did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.212178406
>>212177610
What about the presumed human remains?
Anonymous No.212178492 >>212180679
>His submersible is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He descends in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Stockton. He is descending, descending. He says that he will never die.
Anonymous No.212179366
>>212174076
>gets to 3900m
>carbon fiber is breaking like crazy
>Stockton getting noticeably nervous
>uh fuck it, close enough to 4000m, successful dive!
Anonymous No.212179476
>>212171963 (OP)
Makes you wonder how many people are going through life just like this guy absolutely delusional about their own abilities that never come to such a dramatic end
Anonymous No.212180574
>>212171963 (OP)
Is the guy on the right Steve Carell?
Anonymous No.212180618
>>212174076
Whats most baffling is that the retard started panicking on that test dive. He was clearly fully aware that its a death trap that wont survive repeated dives. How did he manage to convince himself to get back into the sub after that? He was literally pissing and shitting himself and aborted the dive
Anonymous No.212180629
>>212177829
The government didn’t stop them tho
Anonymous No.212180632
>>212172317
Kek
Anonymous No.212180679
>>212178492
kek
Anonymous No.212180751
>>212177829
Pretty much.
Anonymous No.212180963
>>212177610
>just made the sub from the material that his sleeve ocket was made out of
This.
Anonymous No.212181432
>>212171963 (OP)
And they joystick.
Anonymous No.212181553 >>212182467 >>212183454
>>212171963 (OP)

Anyone who has worked with carbon fiber could have instantly told you making a submarine out of it was just fucking retarded.
It might be stupidly hard, but it's not very tough. It has no flexibility at all and due to the nature of it, it also has no uniform structure and it's impossible to guarantee it wont have or develop weak spots.

They may as well have made the submarine out of glass. Would have been safer.
Anonymous No.212182467 >>212185108
>>212181553
He was cutting corners.
Anonymous No.212182488
>>212171963 (OP)
Should have gone to spatula city
Anonymous No.212183454 >>212185108
>>212181553
It was to save money.
Anonymous No.212185108 >>212185519
>>212182467
>>212183454

Yeah but he sent his designs off to NASA who oked them, and he had tons of engineers working for him.
Anyone who works with carbon fiber regularly could have instantly told him that it's not an appropriate material for something like a submarine. But all these supposed big brained people with their computer simulations but 0 practical experience working with carbon fiber said nothing or even said it'll work fine.
Anonymous No.212185470
>>212171963 (OP)
I'd rather die in an implosion than live on my knees
Anonymous No.212185503
60 Minutes is talking about breaking rules? We're less than a year removed from them dishonestly editing Kamala Harris's big interview to make her sound less retarded because they wanted her to win.
Anonymous No.212185519 >>212185608
>>212185108
he sent his sub specifications to nasa? thats like me giving my math homework to my history teacher haha
Anonymous No.212185598
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST INNOVATE AND TAKE RISKS! THINK OF THE INSURANCE BROKER!
Anonymous No.212185601
After watching like 4 documentaries.
Stockton was kind of retarded but he did achieve going to the titanic with his paper mache sub. So he definitely felt like he was a"owning the libs" and they were stupid. But it turns out he was just extremely fortunate it didnt break each time he went down
Anonymous No.212185608
>>212185519

Yes, NASA basically designed the submarine but didn't do any of the manufacturing. A bunch of retarded egg heads basically did computer simulations instead of actually testing the materials the submarine would have been made with.

The only person who did tests decided to ignore the results of them all (because it failed every single time). Then got himself predictably killed.

If anyone at NASA had worked with carbon fiber before, they'd have instantly said no this is a retarded idea and it will fail 100% of the time.