Why have you not watched The Last Showgirl yet? What is your inadequate excuse?

IM GAY

I'm lazy

Im never heard of it.


What is it about?

I watch for she

>>212174220 (OP)
both her and moner are walled, both sides lost

>>212174220 (OP)
I watched it and I even wrote a pretty lengthy review. I gave it a 6/10. Idk why Pamela's acting was so praised - she didn't handle a dramatic role

>>212174467
oh shut up you whiny sissy

>>212174437
The Last Showgirl on a declining traditional Las Vegas burlesque show

>>212174550
Neat. Thanks.

>>212174220 (OP)
Did she really mog Moner?

>>212174220 (OP)
I didn't get around to it.

>>212174220 (OP)

No nudity no interest!

>>212174220 (OP)
>Burlesque show
>no nudity

>>212174709
This

>>212174709
great ass

>>212174220 (OP)
is she nude

Shelly killed herself at the end. The daughter watching her last performance is her dying vision.

>>212174220 (OP)

>>212174220 (OP)
I wasnt aware such a thing existed until this thread, im still not going to watch it.

>>212174848
"no"

>>212174220 (OP)

Behold a true artiste!

>>212174989
damn shame what the wall did

>>212174989

>>212175166

>>212174989
Nice ass

I want to watch Last Stripper but I don't like seeing Kiki being lewd.

>>212175173
Would have been nicer to get someone like Angourie Rice, Moner or Thomasin McKenzie in place of Brenda Song

>>212175278

But being lewd makes Kiki happy!

>>212174584

>>212175413
She acts lewd, but it's just an act. She's probably the best actress out there.

>>212174584
no, never, Shipka is the one that gets mogged consistently by other actresses

>>212175315
>Brenda Song
Right? 2006 called and they want their token chinese actress back. And Pamela Anderson? Oof. Her pussy is so old, it queefs dust!

>>212175614
Anderson is supposed to be old in the film.

>>212175565

Citation needed

>>212175635
Old bitches need to die. Kiki lives forever!!!

>>212175659
Your webm

>>212175315
>Moner in a burlesque costume
Now she would wear the fuck out of that

>>212175659
i count at least 5 moggings in that webm

>>212175670
>>212175680
I don't like that webm anymore cause Maddie got BLACKED (Tyga).

Kiki would never!

>>212175659
Happened many times. Emma Roberts, Christina Hendricks, January Jones, Isabela Moner, Lucy Boynton, Daisy Edgar-Jones

>>212175742
movies aren't real

Per Hollywood Reporter, Pamela Anderson gave Shipka all the accolades:
>"This film wouldn't have been possible without Kiernan. She's a major film star and has millions of followers on Instagram. Plus, she's pure sex and hotter than I was when I did Baywatch."

>>212175849

Hey let's not go crazy here

>>212174570
already saw the webms

>>212174220 (OP)
already saw the webms

>>212175947
well I haven't, post them

>>212175679
>>212175315
Surely Thomasin would be the one

>>212175659

>>212175614
nah, Song is mogging here

>>212175759
>>212175759
all brits?

>>212174220 (OP)
>>212174448
Did Shipka get any better at acting yet or does she still sound like a child reciting lines from a school play?

>>212174709

Kiki
PRNDL

Never nude teases. Not watching a movie were only no names flash the goods.

>>212175849
That sounds like the sort of thing you say but don’t really mean because you’re trying to be polite. It comes across as slightly patronizing. The first sentence alone would have been fine if it was followed up by a quip about how hard she worked, or how here presence on set changed the dynamic etc, but you don’t tend to have to tell someone a person is a “major star” if they actually are one, bringing up the millions of insta followers feels glib and superficial, and saying she’s hotter than Anderson was in her most notorious role is extremely patronizing. It feels like Anderson is trying to be cool and pass the torch, but the praise comes across as hollow.

>>212174220 (OP)
I didn't even see the first one LOL

>>212174709
>crew has to wear masks
Imagine the smell

>>212175278
Me neither.

Kiki tol?

>>212176052
brutal mog

Why no webms or images from the film? It's just BTS stuff

>>212174584
No one can mog Moner

>>212177867
no kiki fans

I'll get around to it.

I won't get to it. Pam Anderson and Brenda Song? I love Keeks but she's better than this.

>>212178162
>the thighs
Geez

>>212177885
true

I like Kiki and all...but this role was obviously meant for Sydney Sweeney

>>212174220 (OP)
Whoa

>>212178179
If it was an actual stripper movie, I'd watch it. But old school showgirls is lame.

>>212175413
>>212175438
>>212175530
She doesn't give a fuck anymore

>>212178179

>>212176052
I don't understand this image

>>212174220 (OP)
fuck, shes getting old.

>>212177879
Isn't she married to Home Alone kid?

>>212178247
She truly doesn't care anymore. I think it's because all this time, she played by the rules. Did DEI films. Did Netflix family films. Played a popular character (Sabrina). She did everything they told her to do. And Hollywood still doesn't want her because she's not a True Nepobaby.

Well, guess what, Kiernan is back! And this time, she don't wear bras.

>>212177535
I feel bad. I'm sorry anon, I was just shitposting >>212175849

Anderson is like Demi Moore, they despise young actresses.

>>212178343
It's a massive mogging by Moner

>>212178360

Guess so. Doesn't seem right. Maybe they met in Rehab.

>>212178550
Based Home alone guy

>>212178372
Basically this.

Hollywood hates Girls like Kiernan

>>212178550
>>212178597
This is her ex bf of 8 years. I wouldn't give Mac much credit especially knowing that Mila cheated on him, told him about it, and he still wouldn't break up with her (cuck).

>>212178652
Wait what????

>>212178611
Don't worry, she'll make Hollywood pay. Right now, I bet she's Facetiming McKenna Grace about their upcoming film and telling her that they both need to get naked or their careers are over.

>>212174220 (OP)
>Why
You're not gonna like this answer but it's because there's hotter bitches in other movies and I still haven't seen all of those yet.

Ella Hollywood

>>212178727
Lolz
They need a Full frontal nudity to Power up their career at this point.

>>212178740
Fuck your fake sharktooth necklace. Millions of Mexico tourists have them.

Kiki's necklace is from Versace. Made from a melted down crucifix once owned by John Paul Pope IV (RIP). It protects her from vampires and looks totally sheek!

>>212178838
with fully shaven slits

>>212178343
The kikifag fears it

>>212178838
>>212178863
Hahaha! One million percent. Truth be told, Kiki & Kenny teaming up for a film was the ENDGAME.

Waiting until both their careers are slowing down and then choosing a project where it's a PG-13 "survival in the woods" trope?

What type of film would you guys have put Kiki and Kenny in to revive their careers?

>>212178954
A Doppelgangers who needs to fuck a guy to revive

>>212178982
Like the classic 1993 Drew Barrymore joint: "Doppelganger". A little derivative, sure, but getting naked everywhere is what revived Drew's career.

Maybe after that film, they can make a "Poison Ivy" flick together where Kiki + Kenna go full lesbian.

>>212174220 (OP)
has this bitch ever really had any career to speak of after mad men? its so funny when anons try to say her name in the same breath as like kenny or moner

>>212179121
It's just the one anon really

>>212179148
He saw those creamy 14 year old thighs in Mad Men and just hasn't been able let it go even after what's it been like 10+ years now?

>>212178689
You have a question for the Professor?

When it comes to Hollywood Gossip, I'm the master. Here's a freebie: did you know Lulu isn't actually gay? And that she did the survival in the woods film 7-8 years before Kiki/Kenny's new project?

Can we have peace and have Moner and Shipka co-star in something?

>>212179241
They already did, I thought. Netflix's "Let It Snow".

Moner was always outnumbered anyway.
>Kiernan Shipka
>McKenna Grace
>Lulu Wilson
>Alyvia Alyn Lind
and Ever Anderson as an honorary member always mogged that fat little mexican meatball.

>>212179241
Mercedes belongs to trashbin she hagmaxxed despite being 20s

>>212179326
Her turning lesbian is what turned me off. But I think her exbf was black, so maybe it's better? Idk.

>>212179148
>>212179206
I'm a Kennychad and I never even watched Mad Men. I couldn't get past the part where Don's brother came to him for help and he turned him away. Then his brother hung himself.

>>212179308
Co-star, not some ensemble junk

>>212179363
All of her boyfriends are white guys. She vaguely flirted with a faux-relationship with a black chick for that early 20s experimental cred, and is currently with another white guy

>>212179308
>Lulu Wilson
>Alyvia Alyn Lind
No one has any idea who this is

>>212179485
I'll give Moner this much: despite both Madame Web and Superman flopping, she did get TWO capeshit roles.

Puts her in the same club with Affleck & Reynolds.

>>212179535
Superman hasn't even come out.

>>212179308
>brings up random unrelated people
Talking about Moner and Kiernan here.
They're prime waifus for a whole generation.

>>212179518
They were hot stuff 2 years ago. Lulu is toast, but Alyvia has a couple more chances. Either way, the "Cream Team" don't change until an actress dies and then Ever slides in.

>>212179225
How? Why?
Are you from LA or what?

>>212179225
what's the lewdest lulu's gone?

>>212178187
Mexican Maisie Williams...

>>212179551
see the writing on the wall
>>212179088

Shoulda just made a Lex Luthor origin story, Rated R, like Joker. Except genderswapped, starring Bald Kiki as Lexi Luthor. ...and ya know she's bald ;)

>>212179685
Please do not tell me you actually believe those are real.

>>212179595
I have encyclopedic knowledge of films/tv. I do have Hollywood connections, but neither are truly a good source of info. Ironically, I have a Mad Men connection, met most of the cast, but not Kiernan.

Hollywood news/gossip sites just fall under my /tv/ umbrella. I'm autistic like that.

>>212179609
Probably this. But I don't want /tv/ making fun of her because she has male pattern baldness.

Lulu is a cute! But has severe TDS. Like Robert DeNiro levels.

>>212179685
I think I saw the webm of the scene that pic is from and it was the least sexy thing ever.

>>212179685
>falling for the laziest fake screencap possible

>>212179824
>But has severe TDS. Like Robert DeNiro levels.
any vids of her melting down about trump?

>>212179648
>>212179326
shut up you tool

>>212179747
>Please do not tell me you actually believe those are real.
I know they're huge, but they're real as can be. Nothing is fake about Kiki.

Like, if you don't offer to pay, knowing she's picking up the check, she won't ever fuck you again. All sugar mommas are like that. I don't even own a wallet and I still pretend to get it out.

>>212179914
I'm talking about the "reviews" you linked to from a troll thread.

>>212179838
>>212179843
I know it's a spliced image from two different camera shots. But don't get mad at the creator. He was just trying to fix a scene that they shot horribly in the actual film. Man, "Swimming With Sharks" was so disappointing and I loved the film/play.

Also, don't worry about the pic. Dunebro is queerer than a 3 dollar bill.

>>212179783
I believe you but......Some guy said the same thing last week and so on.

>>212179824
>That forehead.

My fucking guts

>>212179848
She's fallen to a level of obscurity, only a horror fan would remember who she is. Meaning, I rely on fansites to save social medias and nobody cares about Lulu after she became an alcoholic and covered herself in tattoos (she blamed Trump for this).

>>212180090
You're the reason she always wears hats, you jerk!
>"Please don't make fun of my fivehead"

>>212179824
That is not a good head shape.

>>212174220 (OP)
why the long face?

>>212179929
Sorry! It was a knee-jerk reaction to all the haters saying Kiki has fake tits.

They're small. They're lopsided. They're perfect.

>>212180168
They're not fake, they're just pancakes. Like Natalie Dormer.

>>212180135
spoiler that shit

>>212180195
Why did she get her whole skull reshaped but keep the flapjack tits?

>>212180195
>>212180168
I like that phase. She seems to like it and feels fresher and looser. Just like Dafne Keen.
I just hope for the day it becomes fashionable not to wear tights, or Hollywood makes dresses or jeans without the need for underwear.

>>212180247
She didn't?

>>212180195
I thought for a while Saoirse Ronan would have these kinds of tits based on how low on her chest they seemed to sit, but then she did a nude scene and she actually had that beautiful tit shape where they go low then curve back up and are actually super perky. Plus puffy nipples.

Somehow I don't think Kiernan has that though. I think it's droopsville.

>>212180319
Sersha ronan did a nude scene???
When???

>>212180256
I'm not attracted to Dafne but that move of leaking her own nudes = BALLER STATUS

My ex gf would always say, "Pay attention to me!", before getting naked and walking around the house. It always worked too, because all men are slaves to their BWCs.

>>212180107
she blamed trump for her getting tattoos?

>>212180347
Scenes are a little dim but you can make them out, especially in the second one

>>212180400
Lol. That's the real reason I don't stalk her anymore, because she called me a "nazi" for voting Trump. AND because of the new tattoos. She's angry and bitter.

Any "Teen Wolf" chads in the hizzay? Scott had a basketball coach who gave him life advice:
>"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."

>>212180453

>>212179824
beautiful breasts
>>212180472
realistically not a single young hollywood actress would vote for trump you were being naive

>>212178372
> And Hollywood still doesn't want her because she's not a True Nepobaby.
I think it has more to do with the fact that she can’t actually act. This is common with child actors that try to transition into adult roles. When she was in Mad Men, all she had to do was memorize lines, say stuff loudly with some semblance of emotion, and hit her staging marks. She was hired more because she was obedient and had cute eyes. As an adult, the competition is MUCH more fierce and Shipka can’t keep up. Her acting is wooden and she sounds like a kid acting in a school play. At best, she sounds like a talented high schooler, but that’s giving her a lot of credit. She doesn’t embody a character so much so that you forget that she’s acting.

tldr: there’s no cabal. She doesn’t get roles because she’s not very good. She’s attractive and has captivating eyes, but her actual acting chops fall short.

>>212180565
A-ha! You would think that! But there's still some good ones left.

Brec Bassinger (Stargirl, Final Destination Bloodlines) almost got cancelled for her Trump support.

>>212178505
Welp, I’m an idiot. Well played.

>>212180612
YOU DON'T SAY THAT


>tl;dr shut the fuck up she's a natural born actor

>>212180619
is there any explicit trump celebration on her accounts or is it just wink wink?

>>212180473
>>212180453
bigger than expected

>>212180661
Sabrina was her first proper starring role in a TV show built around her and she got exposed as a weak actress.

>>212180700
She had an old picture of her giving congratulations and posing at his Walk of Fame star, well before Stargirl

>>212180700
She literally posed next to Trump's star on the Walk of Fame and confessed her love for Trump wholeheartedly.

Her fanbase attacked her, so she said she was "joking". But everything about her and being from Texas screams "Trump" without actually having to say it.

In fact, she was considered for Cream Team, but only as an supplementary member. We should remove Lulu and replace her with Brec.

>>212180619
>>212180753
diabetes bitch

>>212180473
>>212180453

>>212180473
Superb shape

>>212180717
>got exposed as a weak actress.
I didn't watch the show, but of course she's not a good actress. Neither is Larson, Stone, etc. but they still got Oscars.

Once you accept that the game is rigged, then why can't Kiki become a Hollywood megastar?

>>212180473
>>212180453
Feels good being a Sershchad

>>212180764
>making fun of actresses with disabilities
You are not a good person. I bet you work at a kill shelter for lost pets.

>>212180837
What's wrong with Stone?

>>212179587
> Ever slides in
Go on…

>>212180473
alright yeah pretty fuckin good shape

>>212180868
Idk. I guess I'm just mad @ her for not showing her tits until after she had babies suck all the milk out and gave her bubblegum nipples.

>>212175565
>>212174584

>>212180873
I actually voted against Ever's inclusion in the Cream Team. She was the epitome of nepobaby at the time. Worse actress than Kiki even.

But when you start looking at her socials, you realize something: she's actually probably a great actress and we never gave her a chance.

I don't want to.

>>212180319
Retrousse tits.

>>212180473
She's pregnant right now so those are gonna be swelling up to mighty levels.

>>212181044
Be careful what you wish for >>212180915

>>212181063
But I've seen her tits. She didn't wait til afterward to do nude scenes. So I can always enjoy those, while also enjoying her getting double the tit size for a while.

ITT: soul reavers

>>212180966
>using a MOVIE SCENE for Shipka
give me a break

>>212180837
Because she’s also not so impossibly hot that she can overcome her shitty acting chops. Mila Jovovich is also a shitty actor, but she’s also a fucking model, so she tends to get cast in roles where she either walks around looking confused (5th element and resident evil 1) or she just fights and lets her stunt double do most of the work (nearly all of her other films).

>>212180753
Yeah, she even looks like a complete retard. Stands to reason.

>>212181086
>souls
Gave up on that nonsense long ago. Invite Kenny and Kiki inside... your whole worldview will change.

>>212180966
this is cherrypicking trying to make Moner look fridgey, dishonest

>>212180473
>>212180195
so close but so far

>>212174584
Yep, sure did.

>>212181453
when and how?

>>212174584
Kiki's incapable of mogging anyone.

>>212174220 (OP)
She looks 40

>>212181453
Yeah, right bro. Good joke!

>>212180966
What is this from? I didn't know Kiki did a scene like that

>>212181622
"SWIMMING WITH SHARKS"

>>212174448
>I watch for she

>>212182022
She looks fucking incredible

>>212180966
Moner wins

>>212181622
>>212182022

>>212181453
Dream on, kikifag

Show some sexy Kiki scenes and I might

>>212181523
who's the beauty on the left?