Thread 212174564

>Eye contact
>Sex

>>212174564 (OP)
she needs to lay off the testosterone cream

>>212174564 (OP)
Are you manifesting sex with she saar? Do the needful fack

>>212174564 (OP)
>Eye contact during sex

>>212174564 (OP)
>Her face when I show her my room and my Lego sets and I show her I'm currently building the Simpsons Krusty Burger set because I love the Simpsons

>>212174741
writer's fantasies

What is this emotion supposed to convey

>>212174564 (OP)
She's pulling this expression because she just gambled with a fart and lost.

>>212174590
I'd feed her my testosterone cream if you know what I mean

>>212175171
Woman know they can get throat cancer, so even if it's on the table they would be extremely hesitant to do it.

>>212174741
wtf is it that easy??

>>212176773
Yes women can get sex literally anytime from any heterosexual man they might encounter

>>212174564 (OP)
I'd like a few hundred clones of this girl in a huge ant farm so I can watch them build a nest and then flood it with millions of gallons of horse urine.

>>212174741
>having cigarette residuals on your penis
no thanks

>>212174564 (OP)
Saar you need dire contact so you come and cum with her

>>212174564 (OP)
Amazing how 3 words can change how I think about an image.

>>212177064
This man's priorities are straight and he's going places.

>>212174564 (OP)
She has a very lickable face

>>212174564 (OP)
she's one of the rare examples of a daughter being hotter than her mother in a hollywood family

real talk though when will the “being a woman is so hard” genre end? Like how many times can the same ground be retread? Why do women demand constant validation that their lives are hard?

>>212177553
Women have no accomplishments beyond being women so their stories are only about being women, they cannot comprehend what it is to excelt at something
Neither can I to be honest, I was always picked last in gym class

This woman legitimately looks ugly to me. Not only does she have weird eyebrows, but her teeth are fucking disgusting.

>>212177616
I realized a while ago that men write stories about adventures, overcoming impossible odds, doing the right thing and being strong in the face of adversity and temptation, and becoming the best person you can be
Women write stories about themselves and what they look like, or men and how they relate to/are attracted to women. They are entirely self interested and abstract concepts like good and evil and strength and weakness are lost on them

>>212177639
she has cute feet

>>212174564 (OP)
Don't you fucking look at me!

>>212177735
I once read a series of books about life during the Ice Age that a woman wrote. Big, thick books, well researched, homo sapiens and neanderthals, ice age fauna, cool stuff.
But then there was this sex stuff. The protagonist was a homo sapiens woman who grew up among neanderthals, and because neanderthals had HUGE DICKS she couldn't get pleasure with her own kind unless they were really well hung. In the third book they meet a tribe of mammoth hunters, and one of those hunters is a black man who travelled north, and she cheats on her partner with him because of BBC.
And I just wonder if maybe those books wouldn't have been like this if a man had written them.

was very disappointed when I found out she was wearing prosthetic tits for her nude scenes

>>212177894
mutt's law

>>212177895
Get a prosthetic cock and wank that. Problem solved.

>>212177868
it would be cute if she was actually on spectrum but it looks like she is only pretending

>>212177990
I think the author is French-Finnish?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_Children

>>212177064
this is why u dont get the pusy or the busy

How do you handle a situation in which a beautiful woman has given your a chance, and she gives you the fluoride stare?

>>212174741
So he's at work, he has probably pissed a few times already during the day, so his dick is dirty and she's sucking him off.
How does it work?

>>212178462
Her mouth is an ashtray so his dick being dirty doesn't matter

>>212174741
What did he say back??

>>212178058
>Auel was born Jean Marie Untinen in 1936 in Chicago.[3] She is of Finnish descent, the second of five children of Neil Solomon Untinen, a housepainter, and Martha (née Wirtanen) Untinen.

I said mutt's law. It's basically a law of the universe (although the fr*nch would come close in terms of BBC worship)

>>212178772
[Intriguing vocalization]

>>212175631
Massive diarrhea imminent

>>212174741
>born in 1990
>already a hag
where did all the time go

>>212174741
>hard cut to sexo
unrealistic

>>212176773
If you look like Paul, yes.

>>212174741
My suspension of disbelief has limits

Uh, yeah, but not THAT eye contact.
What the fuck is that?
Stop it.

>>212177639
Well they were literally falling out of her mouth there.

>>212174741
>[Intriguing Vocalisations]

Post more Qualley dammit

>>212175895
Smokers don't give a fuck about throat cancer

>>212178462
Why are you pissing all over your dick? Do you have a urethra problem?

>>212176773
Women who smoke are incredibly easy. “If she smokes, she pokes”

>>212174741
when normies sperg about grown men finding young women attractive, this is who they think you should be fantasising about lmfao

>>212174741
Was I just supposed to tell women not to smoke? Is that the secret?