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Anonymous 6/30/2025, 1:56:17 PM No.212182024 >>212182078 >>212182125 >>212182196 >>212182208 >>212182279 >>212182311 >>212182436 >>212182549 >>212182670 >>212183339 >>212185583 >>212185618 >>212185642 >>212186897 >>212187175 >>212187902 >>212188019 >>212190429 >>212191186 >>212192366 >>212194500 >>212195481 >>212195582 >>212195834 >>212196782 >>212196798 >>212196867 >>212199101 >>212199382 >>212201765 >>212203037 >>212205572 >>212210255 >>212210318 >>212210878 >>212212012 >>212213589 >>212215306 >>212215407 >>212215458 >>212216685 >>212218410 >>212218619
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We're going to find out who's the Thing right fucking now.
Windows, if he has trips, TORCH HIM
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 1:57:40 PM No.212182046
Nah I ain’t doing it.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 1:58:19 PM No.212182055 >>212182084 >>212182102 >>212182183 >>212182288 >>212196121
Can’t be me, I never get trips
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 1:59:02 PM No.212182078 >>212195946 >>212215306
>>212182024 (OP)
Metaphor for AIDS
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 1:59:18 PM No.212182084
>>212182055
careful fucker
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 1:59:52 PM No.212182097 >>212182288
Nah not me not ever
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:00:03 PM No.212182102 >>212182288
>>212182055
Pretty close... think we should retest you just to be safe
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:00:36 PM No.212182115 >>212182288
I'm getting out of this thread, y'all crazy!
>dies in the next scene
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:01:08 PM No.212182125
>>212182024 (OP)
i know you boys have been through a lot but, when you find the time, i'd rather not spend the rest of the summer SHITPOSTING FROM THIS FUCKING COUCH
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:03:08 PM No.212182170 >>212182191
This is pure nonsense.
lt doesn't prove a thing.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:04:00 PM No.212182183
>>212182055
we'll do you last
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:04:21 PM No.212182191 >>212218178
>>212182170
Doesn't prove a John Carpenter's The Thing?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:04:31 PM No.212182196 >>212182207
>>212182024 (OP)
I’m not the thing
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:05:02 PM No.212182204
*sits silently*
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:05:08 PM No.212182207
>>212182196
Exactly what the thing would say
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:05:14 PM No.212182208 >>212182234 >>212196232
>>212182024 (OP)
WHat's the thing?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:06:24 PM No.212182229 >>212182288
If it dies, it dies.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:06:32 PM No.212182234 >>212182333
>>212182208
Watch the Thing and you will know what the Thing is. It's a great movie!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:07:34 PM No.212182253
this is stupid, nobody is going to get trips
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:08:19 PM No.212182261
Someone got to da blud!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:09:01 PM No.212182279 >>212182356 >>212185501
>>212182024 (OP)
Perfect movie if they made the chess computer a man
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:09:34 PM No.212182288 >>212182325
>>212182097
>>212182102
>>212182115
>>212182055
>>212182229
Guys, you might want to take a look at this
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:10:42 PM No.212182311
>>212182024 (OP)
It sure ain't me, mr. boss man
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:11:33 PM No.212182325
>>212182288
I FOUND THE THING IS HIDING OTHER THAT THREAD OVER THERE >>212182222
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:12:08 PM No.212182333 >>212182339 >>212182346 >>212182412 >>212182460 >>212182495 >>212182634 >>212183132 >>212183725 >>212184412 >>212185335 >>212185659 >>212187528 >>212188726 >>212189819 >>212191416 >>212192763 >>212196043 >>212196161 >>212196514 >>212199334 >>212199911 >>212200512 >>212201251 >>212213163
>>212182234
WHat's a movie?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:12:08 PM No.212182334
Not me boss
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:12:17 PM No.212182336
Try me, asshole!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:12:42 PM No.212182339 >>212200811
>>212182333
AAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:13:15 PM No.212182346 >>212195887
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>>212182333
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:13:33 PM No.212182356
>>212182279
that's kinda fuckin preposterous
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:13:49 PM No.212182361
How can the Thing be real if our eyes aren't real?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:14:29 PM No.212182374
No trips here.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:14:34 PM No.212182377
Oh I’ll show you The Thing
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:16:41 PM No.212182412 >>212195887
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>>212182333
He's the thing!!!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:18:01 PM No.212182436
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>>212182024 (OP)
No aliens here hun!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:19:00 PM No.212182460
>>212182333
Burn him! Anon was John Carpenter's the Thing all along
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:20:58 PM No.212182495
>>212182333
TORCH HIM!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:23:26 PM No.212182549 >>212182774
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>>212182024 (OP)
Sometimes I wonder if the events at the base were all a serise of mass hysteria brought on by hallucinations from the cold and isolation. Add a little paranoia into that and shit goes crazy.
>Rescue team goes in
>Find everybody is dead
>No sign of anything odd. No spaceship, no disfigured monster barbecue, just brutally murdered dudes and the whole base burned.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:23:35 PM No.212182554 >>212183063
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Here I am.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:28:21 PM No.212182634 >>212195887
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>>212182333
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:29:52 PM No.212182670
>>212182024 (OP)
There can't be only one, right?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:34:28 PM No.212182774 >>212182930
>>212182549
>me so deep
Did you even watch the fucking movie? Holy shit you're retarded
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:34:35 PM No.212182776 >>212182900 >>212182904 >>212183144 >>212188529
I've never seen this film and I hate horror films. I absolutely love Big Trouble in Little China and Escape from New York though. Should I watch it?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:40:43 PM No.212182900 >>212183016 >>212183150
>>212182776
It's just a great movie full of suspense. It's not that scary.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:40:56 PM No.212182904
>>212182776
No, it's one of the best horror films ever made. You will at best turn it off very quickly.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:42:19 PM No.212182930 >>212183357
>>212182774
It's just an theory, dude.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:46:21 PM No.212183016 >>212183047
>>212182900
It's pretty scary. I first watched it when I was eight years old... When that dog exploded into tentacles I ran to my bedroom and hid under a blanket.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:47:28 PM No.212183047 >>212183096
>>212183016
Hahaha, well you're a grown ass man now.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:48:13 PM No.212183063
>>212182554
Wrong Thing! no trips for you
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:49:43 PM No.212183096
>>212183047
I've watched it many times since. It's not scary now, it's kino. But at that age it spooped the hell outta me.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:51:29 PM No.212183132
>>212182333
Keep lighting this motherfucker up!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:51:52 PM No.212183144 >>212183248
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>>212182776
Also watch this
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:52:03 PM No.212183150
>>212182900
my gf watched it for the first time last halloween at a theater we went to and it scared the shit out of her
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:56:38 PM No.212183248 >>212183292
>>212183144
If I remember correctly, Ebert said James Woods should have gotten an Academy Award for Vampires. Not because the movie was good, but because Woods carried the whole thing while chewing every bit of the scenery from beginning to end and that was something worthy of respect.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 2:59:19 PM No.212183292
>>212183248
Woods' performance is the only thing I remember about that movie. Maybe I had already watched From Dusk Til Dawn or something that stole the thunder, I can't recall.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 3:02:01 PM No.212183339
>>212182024 (OP)
i literally watched this for the first time yesterday and now there's a thread, when there NEVER is one about this flick at any other time. why are you spying on me?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 3:02:53 PM No.212183357
>>212182930
A stupid theory
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 3:20:01 PM No.212183725 >>212184126
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>>212182333
GET HIM
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 3:37:06 PM No.212184084
What kind of 'Thing' do you think one of us are? I have no idea what you mean.tw
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 3:39:43 PM No.212184126
>>212183725
hothead
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 3:54:05 PM No.212184412 >>212184453
>>212182333
MODS
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 3:56:04 PM No.212184453
>>212184412
The Thing isn't the worst thing in this thread.
The Bane Thing 6/30/2025, 4:13:09 PM No.212184822
THE FIRE RISES!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:32:47 PM No.212185287
I am pro-human and human myself. Let's destroy all the Things. Let's begin with OP.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:34:59 PM No.212185335
>>212182333
Das Ding-A-Ling!!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:41:44 PM No.212185501
>>212182279
What does this even mean?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:42:31 PM No.212185525 >>212185545 >>212185923 >>212189335
I'm the thing
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:43:20 PM No.212185545
>>212185525
heh thats what the thing would want me to believe
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:44:52 PM No.212185583
>>212182024 (OP)
I can't be the thing.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:46:05 PM No.212185618
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>>212182024 (OP)
How ya doin'?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:47:11 PM No.212185642 >>212185998 >>212186016 >>212186597
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>>212182024 (OP)
it's very sad they never greenlit the sequel tv series even tho the script was ready for it
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:48:04 PM No.212185659
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>>212182333
Looks like a false flag trip
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 4:57:37 PM No.212185923
>>212185525
Shut it, Clark. We know you fucked that dog but it didn't assimilate you.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:00:20 PM No.212185998
>>212185642
I thank the kino gods that never happened. Sounds like the worst thing and ruining what is an amazing single, complete story.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:01:08 PM No.212186016
>>212185642
The script for the series was fucking retarded.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:06:24 PM No.212186153
How do you do fellow humans?
Al Yan 6/30/2025, 5:18:23 PM No.212186456 >>212186485
I don't think trips can tell if someone is a thing or not.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:19:28 PM No.212186485 >>212186557
>>212186456
That's right because YOU DON'T THINK!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:22:05 PM No.212186557
>>212186485
I can think. I can talk. I can dance.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:23:46 PM No.212186597
>>212185642
Not sure where they could even set a sequel. I believe they considered an Oil Rig at one point.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:33:01 PM No.212186838
Anon, I found your dirty goon drawers stuffed in the cabinets in the /tv/ kitchen. Can you... not do that?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:34:45 PM No.212186897 >>212186936 >>212186948 >>212186979 >>212187154
>>212182024 (OP)
gay thread
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:35:59 PM No.212186936
>>212186897
Go back to your tranny celeb thread.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:36:34 PM No.212186948
>>212186897
Say that to my dick.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:37:36 PM No.212186979
>>212186897
Sounds like something a Thing afraid of being torched would say.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:38:27 PM No.212187005 >>212187121
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>mfw i'm ordering a new chess computer every time supplies arrive
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:38:43 PM No.212187015 >>212187108
I'm not a Thing, I'm an angry Engineer.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:42:07 PM No.212187108
>>212187015
I'm Alf.
Help me please...
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:42:25 PM No.212187121
>>212187005
>kills the only woman in the movie cause she's a cheatin bitch
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:43:39 PM No.212187154
>>212186897
Is that why you posted in it?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:44:21 PM No.212187175
>>212182024 (OP)
Amongus if he real
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:50:20 PM No.212187336
The thing? Never heard of it.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:53:35 PM No.212187424 >>212187520 >>212187545
At the end of the movie Kurt Russel is the thing right? That's why he suggests they just take a rest, because he wants them to freeze instead of killing themselves. Because as he says, that's what it wants right? To freeze and wait for the next rescue party so it can hitch a ride out of Antarctica and into a city?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:54:31 PM No.212187456 >>212187504 >>212187552 >>212187673
guys i think we killed the thing
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:54:31 PM No.212187458
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Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:55:52 PM No.212187504
>>212187456
Yes. Yes we did.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:56:23 PM No.212187520
>>212187424
both mac and childs are still human at the end of the movie, but they're both about to turn into things because they drink from the same whiskey bottle, which contains thing cells
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:56:38 PM No.212187528
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>>212182333
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:57:24 PM No.212187545
>>212187424
No.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:57:37 PM No.212187552 >>212187574 >>212187779
>>212187456
Hooray! Ok everyone, let down your guard and let's get back to business. I'm cooking us all a hearty dinner tonight!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:58:25 PM No.212187574
>>212187552
Count me in.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 5:59:28 PM No.212187607
Woof?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:00:39 PM No.212187640
I'm 99% sure the white cat who shat on the Superman red carpet is a Thing.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:01:45 PM No.212187673 >>212187741
>>212187456
sounds like something the Thing would say
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:04:12 PM No.212187741
>>212187673
I don't think so. I think the Thing would try to change the subject or deflect suspicion to someone else.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:05:12 PM No.212187779 >>212187827 >>212187856
>>212187552
What are we eating?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:07:24 PM No.212187827
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>>212187779
NAPALM!!!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:08:35 PM No.212187856 >>212188030
>>212187779
can o beans and whiskey
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:10:02 PM No.212187902 >>212187978
>>212182024 (OP)
I feel better now and I'm ready to go back inside with the others. Now just please let me out of this shed.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:12:21 PM No.212187968
lets just sit around, see what happens
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:12:32 PM No.212187978
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>>212187902
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:14:07 PM No.212188019
>>212182024 (OP)

Couldnt be me
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:14:30 PM No.212188030
>>212187856
>they find out stinky farts are deadly to the Thing
Huh, who knew it was so easy?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:16:06 PM No.212188067 >>212188219 >>212188358
I used AI to make an erotic story where the thing switches tactics and seduces him, only to absorb enough emotional information to become attached and realize the best method of survival is to procreate and create a hybrid race between the two species. It then becomes his every fantasy and gets in his head. She's like Double from Skullgirls.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:21:19 PM No.212188219 >>212188358
>>212188067
You're sick and demented
At least post it
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:26:10 PM No.212188358 >>212188583
>>212188067
>>212188219
Why are you like this?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:30:34 PM No.212188499
Nigger!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:31:32 PM No.212188529
>>212182776
It's gross and gory but there aren't any jumpscares
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:33:30 PM No.212188583
>>212188358
Why is viciously mutilating and gruesomely raping victims to assimilate them more acceptable to you compared to lovingly copulating with other beings to earn their consent and compliance? Why are you so eager to watch bloody violence?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:34:19 PM No.212188608
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Peeeeeep
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:35:54 PM No.212188658
What happens if I make a thing burgher?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:37:57 PM No.212188726
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>>212182333
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:39:25 PM No.212188768
Now that the thing is dead, we're safe
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:40:18 PM No.212188793 >>212188891
Think I saw something over there
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:43:20 PM No.212188891
>>212188793
i'll go check it out
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:47:56 PM No.212189025 >>212189037 >>212191442
Anybody seen Fuchs?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:48:21 PM No.212189037
>>212189025
Fuchs you talking about?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:49:15 PM No.212189055 >>212189256
Hey let's all calm down and try being rational okay?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:56:13 PM No.212189256 >>212189761
>>212189055
You were the only one who could get to those dubs, anon. We'll check your digits last.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 6:58:58 PM No.212189335
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>>212185525
No, I am the thing!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:10:28 PM No.212189668
I am the thang
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:13:02 PM No.212189743 >>212189766
I'm something?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:13:51 PM No.212189761
>>212189256
"_"
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:14:06 PM No.212189766 >>212189795
>>212189743
I'm everything!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:14:31 PM No.212189777 >>212189838 >>212189865 >>212189878 >>212189892 >>212189893 >>212189935 >>212189945 >>212190004 >>212191416 >>212192295 >>212213757
couldn't be me
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:14:42 PM No.212189783
Him!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:15:07 PM No.212189795
>>212189766
I am nothing.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:15:48 PM No.212189819
hey kid, wanna check this.gif md5: 8ac6c036... 🔍
>>212182333
TORCH IT
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:16:22 PM No.212189838 >>212189901
>>212189777
IT'S HIM!!!!!!!! THE THING IS STILL ALIVE!!!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:17:19 PM No.212189865
>>212189777
I will need to test you. Please step over there while I cover you with gasoline.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:17:45 PM No.212189878
>>212189777
AAAAAAHHHH HIS GOLDEN TOOTH IS GONE
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:18:04 PM No.212189892
>>212189777
gentlemen if you could find the time, i would prefer not to be TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:18:06 PM No.212189893
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>>212189777
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:18:20 PM No.212189901
>>212189838
No it's not.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:19:37 PM No.212189935
TORCH IT.jpg md5: 08f10d1a... 🔍
>>212189777
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:20:07 PM No.212189945
>>212189777
It really couldn't be you.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:22:07 PM No.212190000 >>212190013 >>212190167 >>212191416 >>212194779 >>212199540 >>212213797
It's over, isn't it?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:22:18 PM No.212190004
>>212189777
The spider head thing is real. Torch it!!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:22:29 PM No.212190011
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A whole thread just for hating on me? OP... is that you, Johnny?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:22:34 PM No.212190013 >>212190056
>>212190000
WINDOWS BLAST HIM!!!!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:22:42 PM No.212190017 >>212190266
Maybe the real thing was the friends I made along the way
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:24:06 PM No.212190056
>>212190013
XP or Vista? 11 can suck deez nutz
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:27:07 PM No.212190167
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>>212190000
HOLY FUCK IT'S THE FINAL BOSS
>FUCK YOU TOO!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:28:24 PM No.212190211 >>212190264
I can't remember the last time I got trips so I'm safe
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:30:10 PM No.212190264
>>212190211
Lock this guy away in the storage shed to be safe!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:30:12 PM No.212190266
>>212190017
See that's the problem
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:33:24 PM No.212190371 >>212190414 >>212190431 >>212190718 >>212191204
That test doesn't prove anything
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:34:49 PM No.212190414 >>212190640
>>212190371
Exactly nothing to worry about
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:35:11 PM No.212190429
>>212182024 (OP)
There’s no such thing as the thing!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:35:15 PM No.212190431
>>212190371
Wow you sound like all the public school teachers and college admissions people.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:42:10 PM No.212190640
>>212190414
Don't worry about a thing.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:43:25 PM No.212190679
SATAN IS IN THE HOUSE!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:44:31 PM No.212190718
>>212190371
Not any, but a.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:59:09 PM No.212191186
>>212182024 (OP)
It ain't me
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 7:59:38 PM No.212191204
>>212190371
>MAC SHOW ME THE PEER-REVIEWED STUDY
>You don't have one? DEBUNKED!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:00:24 PM No.212191232 >>212191416 >>212191462
Nobody gonna get a trips hereyou fucking retard OP, it should have be done with dubs. Fucking imbecile.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:05:46 PM No.212191416
>>212191232

>>212182333
>>212189777
>>212190000
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:06:31 PM No.212191442 >>212192086 >>212192252
fuchs.jpg md5: 4f3e4e3a... 🔍
>>212189025
Was Fuchs' original death better? Personally I like it but I think it would have raised more questions as to why the Thing didn't assimilate him if they spent more time on his death.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:07:07 PM No.212191462
>>212191232
Wait you WANT there to be more things?! You're trying to spread the thingers around huh?! You can burn with your beloved alien too! Torch this fucking hothead!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:26:29 PM No.212192086 >>212192135 >>212217795 >>212218945
>>212191442
I didn't mind Fuch's death I guess. If I'd have something changed it would be Naul's death and how the Final Thing is defeated. I don't like how it just sits there and gets blown up. It seemed way smarter at that point and had the upper hand in all ways
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:27:32 PM No.212192135
>>212192086
>the final thing
C'mon now...
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:30:55 PM No.212192252
>>212191442
to die that way implied a human killed him (?)
I like more the mystery of his dissapearance.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:31:36 PM No.212192282 >>212192739
a40e0205-e864-4a8b-bfb7-16f14b16d96d.jpg md5: 24e8a6f0... 🔍
Now lemme show you what I already know
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:31:56 PM No.212192295
IMG_9753.jpg md5: 3b8f684b... 🔍
>>212189777
>screams in puta
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:34:24 PM No.212192366 >>212192569 >>212192641
>>212182024 (OP)
Not me. If it was, I'd know it.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:38:52 PM No.212192556
If i was the thing I'd have assimilated a way less ugly person than me so I can't be the thing unless everyone ITT calls me a sexy Adonis.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:39:11 PM No.212192569
larry-david-checking-out.gif md5: bc1dabd6... 🔍
>>212192366
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:39:45 PM No.212192588 >>212192641
wilford-brimley-the-thing-blair.jpg md5: 023a0bc7... 🔍
Watch Clark.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:40:54 PM No.212192641 >>212192692
giphy.gif md5: dba9e6c3... 🔍
>>212192588
>>212192366
We're being overrun
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:42:13 PM No.212192692
thing-blair-loses-it-2.jpg md5: e0cffb39... 🔍
>>212192641
I'LL KILL YEW
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:43:34 PM No.212192739
>>212192282
>I thought of this test, we're all gonna cum inside my girlfriend here, then we'll microwave the sperm and see if you're a thing.
>Mac, can't we like use our blood instead of something?
>No.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 8:44:25 PM No.212192763
>>212182333
sic him boys
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 9:29:57 PM No.212194500
>>212182024 (OP)
KINO
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 9:37:51 PM No.212194779
1737682367578038.jpg md5: d17463f4... 🔍
>>212190000
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 9:49:45 PM No.212195256
Nah mayne not me
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 9:55:31 PM No.212195476
If I roll a 7 I get th dynamite. If dubs then I get the detonator too
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 9:55:38 PM No.212195481
>>212182024 (OP)
No trips here.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 9:58:40 PM No.212195580 >>212195774 >>212195855
I've never seen The Thing and never will. Gay ass movie.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 9:58:44 PM No.212195582
>>212182024 (OP)
I-I'm good right?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:03:32 PM No.212195770
Freakin' sweet! A Thing thread!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:03:38 PM No.212195774
>>212195580
The only gay thing here is you.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:05:05 PM No.212195834 >>212195996
>>212182024 (OP)
This is just a glorified dubs thread, which is against the rules
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:05:40 PM No.212195855 >>212195952 >>212195966 >>212213830
>>212195580
Dubs and this guy has no dick
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:06:39 PM No.212195887
GOOLD.jpg md5: 11df1464... 🔍
>>212182346
>>212182412
>>212182634
That was a close one.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:07:22 PM No.212195917
Me get trips? Yeah right
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:08:11 PM No.212195946
>>212182078
So is your mom.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:08:19 PM No.212195952
ghost-buster-truth.gif md5: 12c23f70... 🔍
>>212195855
Dubs confirm.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:08:44 PM No.212195966 >>212196003
>>212195855
fuck you
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:09:39 PM No.212195996 >>212196064
>>212195834
CALL THE JANNY FAGGOT!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:09:47 PM No.212196003
Snake-Plissken-Escape-From-New-York-LA-Kurt-Russell-a.jpg md5: a35c1ac0... 🔍
>>212195966
Shut up dickless man!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:11:10 PM No.212196043
>>212182333
Phew, thank God we got him, right guys? The worst is over.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:11:35 PM No.212196064
>>212195996
Maybe I did already. Maybe I didnt. Im not saying anything because anouncing a report ia also against the rules.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:12:27 PM No.212196095
YWNBAJ
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:12:31 PM No.212196097
I had nothing to do with the blood bags
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:12:56 PM No.212196117 >>212196406
Hugh Mann.png md5: cdb475d8... 🔍
Looks like we got all of those things fellow humans
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:13:00 PM No.212196121
>>212182055
Don't push it, fella.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:14:12 PM No.212196161
>>212182333
It can't be him, bros! I was just with him in the male locker room, all alone! He could have killed me and his cock is way too nice to belong to an alien abomination!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:16:11 PM No.212196232
>>212182208
Sounds like something a thing would say.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:18:43 PM No.212196317
Hey eurotards sign the STOP KILLING GAMES petition
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:21:00 PM No.212196406
>>212196117
correct my fellow hominid, the vile alien threat is dispatched! I- I mean, WE, should no longer worry about that.. right?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:21:28 PM No.212196422 >>212196594
Not me
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:22:06 PM No.212196433 >>212196594
Ok, it's over. Now untie me, you son of a bitch.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:22:08 PM No.212196436 >>212196477
I've read this script like twice and its so good.

t. screenwriter
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:23:06 PM No.212196477 >>212196594 >>212196897
>>212196436
What makes it so special?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:23:58 PM No.212196514
24616116.png md5: 9dd76e9d... 🔍
>>212182333
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:26:17 PM No.212196594
>>212196422
>>212196433
>>212196477
FUUUUCK! We're done for! Explode the bombs!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:29:02 PM No.212196686
I love this fucking movie so much it's unreal. Literally perfect in every way.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:31:26 PM No.212196755
You'll never catch me losers
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:32:31 PM No.212196782
09dee1b6710c391b8a24b481a22861da9fb1a387e7e13b30d80b9cfc75ab1963.png md5: 9236ae9b... 🔍
>>212182024 (OP)
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:33:23 PM No.212196798
>>212182024 (OP)
How do we know YOU'RE not the thing huh? Don't trust McCready guys! Let's all board up this room together!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:36:05 PM No.212196867
>>212182024 (OP)
This is bullshit you all know that I'm not the damn thing
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:37:03 PM No.212196897 >>212197150
>>212196477
Its very 'on-point' and short descriptions of everything.
The horror parts especially.

Carpenter's cancelled nuclear powerplant script Meltdown is a fun read too.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:44:55 PM No.212197150
>>212196897
Was kurt russel in it?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 10:53:07 PM No.212197442
I think we got them all, we can all stop worrying now
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:01:55 PM No.212197786 >>212198240
Reminder: Palmer was thingified first. It is shown later in the film that the first room the dog almost enters is Benning's room where he's sleeping, then it hears noise and goes to second room which is Palmer's room. Palmer then got Norris and they both caused chaos throughout the camp
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:13:41 PM No.212198240 >>212198918
>>212197786
Who sabotaged the blood though?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:30:22 PM No.212198918
>>212198240
Gary
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:30:45 PM No.212198936 >>212199098 >>212204089
I haven't seen The Thing in forever. Did they end up killing it in the end or did it sneak off?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:35:17 PM No.212199098
>>212198936
It's an open-ended ending. Maybe they killed it, maybe they are the thing, maybe it survived frozen in ice again.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:35:25 PM No.212199101 >>212199253
>>212182024 (OP)
I KNOW I'm not infected, bitches!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:36:22 PM No.212199139 >>212199189 >>212199203
The real The Thing was racism
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:37:40 PM No.212199189
1750663779931882.jpg md5: 7aa7deae... 🔍
>>212199139
FOKING ROICISM!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:37:57 PM No.212199203
>>212199139
>media literacy retards will unironically defend this
Next you'll tell me they live was about jews instead of just aliens
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:39:03 PM No.212199253
zapp-brannigan.gif md5: 823f52f8... 🔍
>>212199101
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:41:15 PM No.212199334
Burn Baby Burn.gif md5: 1a17c2fe... 🔍
>>212182333
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:41:36 PM No.212199351 >>212199959 >>212217308
page32.jpg md5: f139ae59... 🔍
Anybody ever read the Starstream comic?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:42:16 PM No.212199382 >>212199431
Smug.jpg md5: bc35f6bd... 🔍
>>212182024 (OP)
The Thing is a right wing conspiracy theory, it doesn't exist.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:43:32 PM No.212199431
>>212199382
This. Not giving my blood, you just wanna steal my DNA!
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:44:34 PM No.212199465
1715691561076442.jpg md5: 5ce7280f... 🔍
What is The Thing's tax policy?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:46:27 PM No.212199540
Gq7WsKGW8AAxVZ3.jpg md5: 42f36422... 🔍
>>212190000
>quads
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:52:46 PM No.212199751 >>212199852
What if someone gets quints?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:55:18 PM No.212199852 >>212199998
1742342463703055.png md5: e4507ba0... 🔍
>>212199751
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:57:00 PM No.212199911 >>212200002
>>212182333
Is he dead? did it pass onto anyone else here?
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:58:19 PM No.212199959
>>212199351
Nope
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:59:44 PM No.212199998
1735383391755823.jpg md5: aa352b9c... 🔍
>>212199852
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:59:50 PM No.212200002
>>212199911
I think we're safe now, we've torched the rest of them too. Time to go.
Anonymous 6/30/2025, 11:59:53 PM No.212200004
1743448608444780.jpg md5: baa818c4... 🔍
Quints coming up.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:00:54 AM No.212200040
>>212200000
>>212199999
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:02:25 AM No.212200094
I think we're safe now. Let's go check on Blair.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:03:45 AM No.212200148
I sure am glad that's over
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:08:17 AM No.212200324 >>212200425
You can untie me now, guys.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:10:45 AM No.212200425 >>212200494
>>212200324
You're not the thing, I untied you.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:12:29 AM No.212200494 >>212200564
1735691225212467.jpg md5: 88d525df... 🔍
>>212200425
Thanks, Anon. Let's have a drink.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:13:18 AM No.212200512
1750580511910806.png md5: 8c0001ac... 🔍
>>212182333
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:14:54 AM No.212200564
cheers.jpg md5: fdd67d73... 🔍
>>212200494
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:22:08 AM No.212200811
1618061443137.jpg md5: a2ba495a... 🔍
>>212182339
happy birthday
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:24:40 AM No.212200896
not me
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:26:43 AM No.212200964 >>212200995
Test
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:27:31 AM No.212200995
>>212200964
Hmmm testing to see how good your disguise is ALIEN SCUM!?
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:29:38 AM No.212201096 >>212202186
john-sixta-1920.png md5: ea004e0d... 🔍
Does The Thing obey the grooming standard?
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:31:43 AM No.212201168
There is no such thing as The Thing. You guys are letting the paranoia and hysteria get to you.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:34:17 AM No.212201251
>>212182333
GET HIM
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:47:32 AM No.212201753
Please play with Das Ding-A-Ling
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:47:41 AM No.212201765
>>212182024 (OP)
The thing about The Thing is that you never know when it might come back
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 12:59:23 AM No.212202186
>>212201096
POH
LICE
DAT
MUSS
STASH
PRIIIII
VET
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 1:22:47 AM No.212203037
1742632004532922.jpg md5: 8084e150... 🔍
>>212182024 (OP)
Henry Swanson is my name, and excitement is my game.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 1:51:38 AM No.212204089 >>212213887
>>212198936
It's not ambiguous at all. Mac wins, but one thing remains, and they try to lure each other into dropping their guard as the screen fades out
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 2:05:08 AM No.212204572
Trips aren't rare. Just because someone gets them doesn't mean they are the thing
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 2:31:22 AM No.212205572
>>212182024 (OP)
Trips dont exist
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 3:30:38 AM No.212207600 >>212209031
Just a normal human here, don't mind me
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:00:36 AM No.212209031
1732338367073960.jpg md5: 80bd296f... 🔍
>>212207600
burning you just to be sure
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:02:31 AM No.212209172
You're trippin man!
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:04:14 AM No.212209285
patrick basedman.png md5: aba7f14c... 🔍
I'm clean, Mac
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:17:08 AM No.212210011 >>212210337 >>212214505
1747839050431832.jpg md5: 843288fc... 🔍
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:18:36 AM No.212210100 >>212210337
1741720161748665.png md5: eff42651... 🔍
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:21:23 AM No.212210255 >>212210337
1602371674344.jpg md5: 31bd7558... 🔍
>>212182024 (OP)

Hiya fellas, how's it going?
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:22:44 AM No.212210318
>>212182024 (OP)
The original 50s movie is better
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:23:02 AM No.212210337
1733480840401221.jpg md5: fa541d8f... 🔍
>>212210011
>>212210100
>>212210255
FUUUUU!
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:27:35 AM No.212210587
Never me
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:27:55 AM No.212210603
huh
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:29:00 AM No.212210663
I sure do love being human.
I like walking my fish, playing fetch with my wife, and wearing the dead flesh of plants and animals to maintain body heat.
Yay! Humans!
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:30:04 AM No.212210722
1737976512779121.png md5: a41fbfa7... 🔍
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:32:03 AM No.212210838
Das Ding
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:32:43 AM No.212210878
Caveman.png md5: e3cf1fba... 🔍
>>212182024 (OP)
Oh I get it, getting trips is so easy even a thing can do it huh
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:35:44 AM No.212211033
Screenshot Capture - 2025-06-30 - 21-35-29.png md5: d7459bde... 🔍
I've never been so human as I am right now.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 4:57:00 AM No.212212012 >>212213680
Vasquez.png md5: 17c5dcdc... 🔍
>>212182024 (OP)
I only need to know one thing man where it is>
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:24:26 AM No.212213163
>>212182333
Burn him
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:29:34 AM No.212213380 >>212217333
There’s no proof that the thing would do anything bad anyway

>doesn’t attack anyone unless attacked
>tried to escape the entire time
>building a spaceship to leave the earth
>probably reasons that any life form that is individualistic is brain dead the same way we don’t consider plants as worthy of sympathy (vegans think they’re okay to eat)
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:34:48 AM No.212213589
>>212182024 (OP)
Test whoever you want but it isn't me
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:37:33 AM No.212213680
vasquez & drake.gif md5: 3548aad4... 🔍
>>212212012
You're just too bad.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:39:35 AM No.212213757
>>212189777
BURN IT BURN IT
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:40:12 AM No.212213781
I'm just a little tired that's all
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:40:35 AM No.212213797
>>212190000
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:41:35 AM No.212213830
>>212195855
based, fuck that dickless guy
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:42:56 AM No.212213887
>>212204089
fuck off you piece of shit go back to where you belong
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 5:59:04 AM No.212214505 >>212214615
>>212210011
I had no idea the two stations were that far away
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:02:16 AM No.212214615
>>212214505
Yep, that's why it took mac so long to fly there and come back
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:16:12 AM No.212215037 >>212216591
Victor_Salva.jpg md5: dc4e5f3d... 🔍
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:24:22 AM No.212215306
>>212182024 (OP)
ok
>>212182078
make sure to take your PrEP
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:26:39 AM No.212215407
>>212182024 (OP)
Hey guys, I'm "The Thing"! Just kidding.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 6:27:56 AM No.212215458
>>212182024 (OP)
I'm the thing and I'm tired of pretending I'm not. Even so, you won't do shit.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 7:03:49 AM No.212216591
>>212215037
Not even the Thing would touch that greaseball
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 7:07:49 AM No.212216685
1733724449164373.png md5: 3623903a... 🔍
>>212182024 (OP)
>too messy
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 7:28:23 AM No.212217308
>>212199351
I read them all
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 7:29:39 AM No.212217333
>>212213380
>doesn’t attack anyone unless attacked
the dogs and the offscreen victims

>any life form that is individualistic
the Things are selfish
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 7:30:33 AM No.212217361
I AIN'T NO GOD DAMN THING! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO BE ACCUSING ME OF BEING SOME FUCKIN' THING?! PROVE YOU AINT A THING MOTHERFUCKER, I DARE YOU!
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 7:47:07 AM No.212217795
>>212192086
A change I'd make would be to remove the part where it's revealed Blair-Thing has been making a UFO out of scraps in an ice cave. It's so corny that even the 1950's version omitted it.
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 8:04:18 AM No.212218178
>>212182191
HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE NAME OF THE MOVIE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 8:14:22 AM No.212218410
>>212182024 (OP)
This is a crock of shit!
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 8:21:51 AM No.212218619
IMG_3433.jpg md5: 082b7591... 🔍
>>212182024 (OP)
>I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 8:25:50 AM No.212218753 >>212218793
did you guys get "IT" yet?
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 8:27:33 AM No.212218793
>>212218753
I think so
Anonymous 7/1/2025, 8:32:52 AM No.212218945
blair-pt-1.jpg md5: d8a83f66... 🔍
>>212192086
They were actually going to go with this ending but ran out of money. Naul's had a particularly gruesome death.
https://www.outpost31.com/storyboards