Thread 212184149

She didn't say that. That line wasn't in the movie.

>>212184166
It was in the DVD commentary where she also says that she had a thing for bullies in high school and enjoys movies where the villains fuck the hero's love interest.

>>212184149 (OP)
I'm a grouchy fuck, and I have a small dick.

>look at that dork, having sex with me lol
>what an incel!

>>212184149 (OP)
>she's laughing and she never talks to him again
>he came in her and he never talks to her again
who really lost here

>>212184149 (OP)

she teaches him how to fuck better by telling him to go slower in doggy

>>212184199
>enjoys movies where the villains fuck the hero's love interest.
Uhh... what are the essential kinos for this?

>>212184149 (OP)
i love taking a woman's request for "harder" and making her wonder if she made a mistake. the look of shock bursting through the expression of pleasure is so good, that "what did i get into? i asked for it, though..." thought crossing her mind is what all true warrors should strive for

I can't finish with a woman at all. I masturbated by dry humping pillows since I was 8 or 9 and I started cumming this way while limp at age 13. I got a gf and I was only one time able to fuck her without Viagra and I would go for 2 or 3 minutes before going limp and wouldn't even cum. The only way I can cum is by squishing my dick against pillows and cumming while limp. About 5 years ago (I'm 30 now) I began feeling tightness in my perineum and inner thigh. I can't get boners anymore. Sleep deprivation probably has something to do with it too but I got a testosterone test and got 550 which isn't great but it's apparently normal. I tried quitting for 2 or 3 months and then fapping the normal way but I still couldn't do it. Now I can get hard to fap normally but it's never a full boner and I never cum. I don't know what to do. I'm never gonna have a normal sex life. My girlfriend dumped me and I haven't been able to have sex since. Why even bother when I can't even finish? It fuckin sucks and I hate myself for what I did.

>>212184390
I was in a similar boat to you friend. I had to retrain myself to masturbate using my hand. Vaseline is your friend, Anon.

>>212184149 (OP)
still nutted

Imagine being a 4/10 schlub and still having a reasonable chance at having sex with 10/10 supermodels simply if you offered it to them

That's what the woman experience is like. They have no patience for mediocre men, why should they? They can do better. You would do it too if you could.

>>212184149 (OP)
Redpill: women don't get horny and do not care about sex.

>>212184249
lmao

>>212184149 (OP)
>I want a 70 IQ nigger serial killer to stick his AIDS rotten penis in me because it's bigger than average. Then I want to have his sub-human offspring that make my life a living hell before stabbing me in the throat and fucking my dead throat hole.
Women.

>>212184757
She never said that.

>>212184783
Your mom did

>>212184149 (OP)
Having a small dick still sucks, but I have had two women cheat on their big dick spouses with me in the past before I got Jesus and stopped home-wrecking. Women care about it less than you think.

>>212184860
We don't have blacks here. Cool projection of your mom though.

>>212184861
how big is your dick though

>>212184943
7 inches.

>>212184861
Its true. Unless you have genuine micropeen (under 3 inches), women don't really care like at all. They experience the same pleasure between 4-8inches. For them, it's mostly emotional and whether or not (You) are enjoying their bodies.
Big dick is more of a flex/status thing than it is a necessity for pleasure.
t. Big dick haver

>>212184943
4 inches

not me
>>212184980

>>212184980
>>212185048
You guys are pic related but for dicks

>>212185048
>>212185195
the thing is i have no girth or stamina, im sure those play a large part

>>212184149 (OP)
Accurate assessment.

>>212185241
NTAs but I have a thin 5 incher and women have always been polite about it.

>>212184149 (OP)
compare this to the women's reactions in yesterday's rape thread

>>212185241
I'm 8.5 inches at best (aka: low bf℅ and super aroused). On a bad day, I clock out at 5.5 inches (back when I was obese).
I've been with women on both ends.
I know what I'm talking about.

>>212184390
become a t-girl

>>212184390
have you tried a blowjob robot, it's 2018 bro it's time to live like it

>>212185241
I look the second

>I put women on a pedestal and they're my God, why don't they like me??
That's the reason. If you try to appeal to a woman's ego you're playing a losing game.

This Japanese whore I was banging laughed as I nutted inside her. What does that mean?

>>212184459
How long did it take you?
My dick is basically completely numb only the glans really has sensation.

>>212185709
Satan laughed at you. 5 minutes of pleasure in exchange for eternity in hell.

>>212186258
He can ask for forgiveness and he will go to heaven.

>>212186291
>presumption of God's grace
oops, also a sin

>>212184149 (OP)
Still not watching your prostitute propaganda.
Fuck off.

>>212186385
No fun, he should convert to Islam then, fucking whores isn't a sin there.

>>212184199
>enjoys movies where the villains fuck the hero's love interest.
I doubt she could even name five

>>212186385
>God's grace
Which one? There are thousands, all asserted with equal validity.

>>212186416
>whoring after false religions
also a sin lol

>>212186528
How can I tell which religion is the false religion?

>>212186516
Contextually, he's speaking of the forgiveness of sin. At least that's how I read it.

>>212186461
She could name 10 but they're all on pornhub

>>212184149 (OP)
A billionaires kid can have anyone they want and they expect us to believe they would choose that chick? Come on. Even if she wasn't a literal whore she's a 6/7 with make up

>>212186547
Seek objective truth instead of what feels comfy.

>>212186698
So all religions are garbage, got it. Stop simping for christ then.

>>212186746
killshot

>>212186746
Suit yourself dude, no need to crash out on me.

>>212184149 (OP)
Its so unfair being a guy, everything is about if you can fit some standards. Short guy sorry go masturbate forever, small penis better text all my girlfriends so that dude masturbates forever. Phew ladies, we really blasted tons of guys out of the dating pool today! hehe

Nobody ever calls them out on their "soft eugenics" program they have on the world.

Whereas males fuck anything. Well, back in the Boomer times they used to have no fat chicks which forced every woman to get so skinny they didn't even have asses anymore, and got eating disorders. We have the power to fight back like Boomers did.

>>212186629
He wanted someone that could speak some Russian and she was the only one at the club

>>212185439
It's more nuanced than that, but yes, if you're approaching it as "how do i get her to like me" instead of "do i even like her", then you've failed right out the gates.

>>212184698
it's more like they don't care about penetration at all. That's more a male thing. That's why they emphasize more in the foreplay and contact aspects

>>212184149 (OP)
my dick is only 5.5 inches long. im so ashamed and embarrassed that i wont even talk to women anymore

I'm a 32 year old virgin. I have disappointed exactly zero women.

>>212187098
>It's more nuanced than that
No it isn't.

>Giving even a fraction of a fuck about the girl's experience or pleasure during sex
How did feminists force this meme upon modern men?

When you're paying a prostitute for sex you are completely entitled to request they do not laugh and if they do you should get your money back.

>>212187562
talking from experience?

>>212185263
In that case you need to compensate by being good at eating out.

>>212184698
Cope of the highest order

I like to think God is probably a chill dude that would let some stuff slide. I never hurt anybody or stole anybody and empathy is a curse.

>>212187629
Do you watch porn and/or masturbate?

>>212184390
Hey that’s me!!!! My dick tilts a little too and I can’t get a long boner. I am a little chubby though and viagra doesn’t work well.

>>212184390
Anon, have you considered fucking men?

>>212187721
I'm a straight male. All of my exes have watched porn and masturbated. All of them have initiated sex. All of them have been horny.

>>212187012
>Nobody ever calls them out on their "soft eugenics" program they have on the world.
That's the point, dumbass. Men WILL fuck most women that will let them.
Women are supposed to be selective. Women can only make a single child in a a year and a man can make as many children as wombs he can manage to fill.
Our biological programming means we are inclined to spread our seed as much as possible and they are the arbiters of which seed they take.

Hyper promiscuous behavior from women is the abnormal and arguably unnatural social phenomenon. A woman is supposed to seek the best male with the best genes for their offspring. Sorry of that isn't you. That's nature working as intended. Birth control allowing women to take a different cock every night isn't. You getting to impregnate wombs when your a social and genetic failure isn't.

>girls call me a nice guy (aka not attractive) and i'm still a virgin
>mfw my dick is 6.8''x5.2'', which is supposedly in the 97th percentile for dick size, will probably be called "small" because whatever roastie I fuck will probably have had gorilla dick
At least I know the whore filter now

>>212187910
>All of my exes have watched porn and masturbated. All of them have initiated sex. All of them have been horny
and yet non of them have been women

>>212187910
I asked you a simple question and you instead responded as if I attacked you.

>>212184149 (OP)
>rich kid presented as a goofy retard throughout the movie is bad at sex
>incels take this as a personal attack on them

>>212188147
>Uh actually NATURE means I don't have to have any accountability for my promiscuous behavior!
Nice try, moid.

>>212186629
have you seen the plastic freak that Bezos just married?

>>212187795
I cant get much of a boner so why does it matter? Asshole is tighter than pussy and i already had issues staying hard inside my ex gf due to erectile tissue damage snd the fact that I prefer to smoosh my limp dick prone to cum.

>>212184390
Learn to fuck feet. If you can position it right it's almost like dry humping beds.

20 minutes of fun a week isn't worth the inevitable soul crushing

>>212188613
That's just his beard. A parody of a woman, showing us all what he thinks of them.
He spends his off time sodomizing children in foreign countries but until amerikkka legalizes pedophilia he has to keep that under wraps.

It's funny how every single debate about modern womens' standards and expectations always wheels back to
>well it was a really fucking stupid idea to let them decide this for themselves in the first place then
Cuntoids practically gloat about it.
>Yeah I have absurd standards and am driving civilisation into the ground in the process BUT THAT'S MY CHOICE SILLY MOID SO LIVE UP TO IT OR DIE ALONE TEEEHEETEEHEE
That's what every argument with a modern cunt boils down to. When you finally expose her for how delusional and narcissistic she is, she'll always just pull the
>That might be true but you have to put up with it anyway or no sex xdxd

Women make the argument themselves for why they don't deserve freedom.

>>212188535
Sneed

>>212188846
Have sex.

>>212188315
Everytime

>>212188855
Cringe, unfunny, forced, dead, discordtranny meme, rajesh

>>212188897
>reddit religious arguments
>devolving into tranny accusations
we had a great civilized time in yesterday's rape thread, that's all I'm saying

>>212184314
berserk

>>212188315
>>212188896
you guys actually watched the movie?
>>212188806
it's worrysome that I could easily believe this

>>212184149 (OP)
jesus you guys really let this stuff get to your head kek
that's the real giveaway that you're almost all virgins

>>212188882
i have and it made me hate women more knowing the games the play and how they act before and after sex and all the entitlement and all the work someone has to put in to get a girl that can't wash her pussy

>>212184698
Redpill: You're a betabuxx BF

>>212184149 (OP)
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/oepCNTrUWU7Ngr9UAlC-KA/
OP has issues

>>212184249
>>212184274
>>212184195
who are you quoting?

>>212184249
kek

>>212189492
Your momma when she got fucked by your father.

Being a man is wonderful, you know if somone actually like you its for you and not your holes. You are taken seriously and no one rolls your eyes at your opinions. Yes you earn everyhing you have but you can for a long time not just be given free shit for 10-15 years because you are pretty. Women are only valued for a short time but as a man if you play your cards right you can be valued for what a good 50 years? God I love being a man.

>>212189356
>>212187721

>>212188846
Isn’t it true that all throughout human history only like 40% of males have reproduced? As far as I’m aware this is nothing new.

>>212188535
I said
>Hyper promiscuous behavior from women is the abnormal and arguably unnatural social phenomenon.
So you responded
>>Uh actually NATURE means I don't have to have any accountability for my promiscuous behavior!
>Nice try, moid

So you have the reading comprehension of a child? I think lack of sex is the least of the problems you are facing, retard.

>>212188846
Take sex off the table (wait for marriage) and they literally don't know what to do anymore.
At least the secular girls are like that.
Chaste religious girls get off to leading boys on and never dating them, holding out for absolute chads to propose to them (which surprise surprise doesn't work 99% of the time and they end up panic marrying the first dork that makes a pass at them in their 30s)

>>212190121
It's true based on a massive load of assumptions and oversimplifications.
Quantifying something like that is just a pointless waste of time and only serves nefarious purposes (regardless of whether or not its true)

>>212190324
>which surprise surprise doesn't work 99% of the time and they end up panic marrying the first dork that makes a pass at them in their 30s
So in short: the nice guy does end up winning in christkike circles. At least, assuming said 30 year old hags are actually virgins and not the stereotypical religious hypocrites that ask for forgiveness on sunday then ride the cock carousel 6 days of the week.

>>212189824
>Being a man is wonderful, you know if somone actually like you its for you and not your holes
>being homeless and starving to death is wonderful you know if someone actually like you it’s for you and not your money

>>212190487
You're an idiot.

I don't know why guys get so bent out of shape over girls laughing during sex. I literally only fuck in positions where I can tickle her feet at the same time. And if she's not ticklish we wouldn't have gotten that far.

>>212185313
>yesterday's rape thread
yep, that's 4chan!

>>212190523
Not an argument, cuckservative

>>212190523
Also there is no such thing as liking “you for you”. Is your brain fucking fried, moron? What does that even mean? You are probably the same kind of retard as those fat Facebook roasties asking “would you love me if I was a worm?” just stupid shit like that. Kill yourself you fat ugly retard

>>212184149 (OP)
Girls will do this, but don't you dare laugh when her pussy farts or it's over.

>>212184149 (OP)
This movie was mostly improvisation

>>212190684
The only place where you can see a comment like that and not be out of place.

>>212190688
Not arguing, just calling you a name.
>>212190778
Also, you're still an idiot.

>>212184149 (OP)
Where can I find an escort like this and how much would I have to pay? I live in London.

>>212190936
>I know I’m wrong so I’m just going to cry like a bitch about how upset I am
It’s okay buddy do you want a lollipop to feel better? Did you get a boo-boo because the mean anonymous stranger on the internet hurt your feelings?

Women have this bizarre fantasy where they think their pleasure matters.