Is the gooning getting out of control? edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- S2 was condemned by the local government
-- Fish still chilling in a hotel with their phones hopefully Goran remembers to feed them and give them water this time
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)
-- 2 days have passed since Fishtank was live
-- Latest Update: was overdue about 12 hours ago
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>>212185607 (OP)Bitty I'm fitted
>>212185607 (OP)Blessed be thine Baker. My regards to the /ftl/ Baker's Guild.
>And you say someone tipped the HOA off in both the S1 AND the S2 house? Wow Jet, that sounds awful, kinda glad I didn't come back lol
God tier actors list: (production only)
>S: Ben, Sam
>A: Jet
>B:
>C:
>Shit tier:
Last thread or the Beans gets it
>>212185688how soon is now?
>>212185607 (OP)>Apologize >FT on hiatus for one year>Attend Angry Management >Make it the Space Blood Games with contestants from season 1,2,3>Have it in a warehouse >Everyone loves it and doesn't think you are fat loser retard that no one is allowed to challenge
>>212185607 (OP)thanks for baking, baker!
Hear me out: cummies on Angie's tummy
>>212185708Mints not making the list, definitely agree. He sucked the life out of the room
>they got their phones back
This will fuck up the vibe guaranteed
>>212185727I always think Retty looks like she's on drugs but it's her weird eye
>>212185727really enjoying letty slampig arc
>>212185727Imagine her milkers if she got preggers
>>212185708>S: Ben, Schultz>A: Sam>B: Vance, Xavier>C: >D: Jet
>>212185736She lives in my head rent free honestly, just imagining her in flip flops in this bikini
I miss having a full head of hair
>>212185727rejected by chicken andy. denied.
>>212185708just a useless post
>>212185770thats why you are virgin lmao
>monday
>show is still dead
Insane to think some random guy online dismantled an entire crew singlehandedly and effortlessly
>>212185741There's at least 2 of them in this these threads, Aryeh and Seth?
>>212185741The vibes have been fucked up since at least day 5
Good thing none of us filled out a freeloader application with all of our information, right guys? You didnโt give the wiggers a headshot and beg to be on, what is now, the official worst season of fishtank, right? I would have been top freeloader
>>212185767I haven't seen much of Schultz any clips?
>>212185770>imagining her in flip flops in this bikiniIf she was my gf this is all she would be allowed to wear around the house
Why don't they just bring back 1 room (Presumably they're at the S3 house now) and slowly expand the house one room by one once it's all hooked up?
>>212185779what i don't understand is how they could list the house for sale yet they were condemned. don't you need an inspection to list your house for sale? did the first inspectors half-ass it like the wiggers?
>>212185807you dont have one cuz ur virgin
>>212185788Controversial opinion: S4 has been good up until being kicked out
>>212185841kicking this retard was a mistake.
no more angie and jin type stuff
>>212185807bro see this is what im talking about for real
>>212185718I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
>>212185814Inspector was Nick Rochefort's cousin
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ANGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>212185827No, it sucked. Worst fish, worst location, no direction, nothing interesting, no reason to watch live.
>>212185841jin was casted on the wrong season
>>212185727Looks as greasy as Jeremy. They really were perfect together.
>>212185797There's a full video of his appearance in The Cell as Star Power from last offseason on twitter, but I can't find it anymore. Maybe another anon has it saved. Easily one of the hardest times I've laughed during Fishtank.
>>212185783Ok, but where is Jerry.
>>212185827I don't agree. 4 has been the most disappointing so far
>>212185881Aryeh going insane was fun until Daniew talked him down
>>212185741Throw in a couple days of sleeping as much as they want in comfortable beds, eating out and probably walking to dispensaries and getting weed too.
>three entire days without fishtank during the middle of the season
It's so fucking over. I don't kbow how thry can resume at this point.
>>212185767I'd put Xavier in S tier BUT ONLY if he is used rarely. Its funny for an hour a week if he comes in outta nowhere and leaves just as fast. Xavier is essentially a jungler now that I think about it
is director cam down for anyone else?
What are these idiots even doing? They will get doxxed anyway.
>>212185743And drugs. One of her first streams back bitch couldn't even keep her eyes open she was nodding so hard eating cold alfredo.
UPDATE: the cams are still down
>>212185939anon all cams have been dead for like 3 days
>>212185921Picking fans was a bad idea and everyone knew and no one could stop it
>>212185945Imagine not getting dipos. Brokey
What was the longest S1 was down during the earliest days of tech failures and vibe restoration? 12 hours?
What was the longest the RV streams were offline in S3, about 12 hours again?
This was always Daniel's story.
>>212185936I really hope they don't. Take the L and apologize. Simple as. Fans will understand.
You now remember Scott Sullivan MMA
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Ellie...
You now remember Binx couldn't do a single jumping jack without falling to the ground hunched over in pain because she's a chronic smoker and cunt.
>>212185936Only way is to restart the days and only if the fish have been off the Internet still. If not we need a total reset.
>>212185988yeah it sucks but it isn't there fault just cut their losses and well look forward to blood games and extreme peace eps
I am from the future, can confirm fishtank will continue real soon
>>212185978S1 was maybe one day max, but that was purely technical.
>>212185961I have no idea what this means, anon
>>212186035Shit up and die pedo
Jet: "we need 24 hours at a minimum, likely more"
You people: "ITS BEEN 26.5 HOURS THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE"
Can none of you even TRY to think through the steps and coordination needed to uproot a production? Move it elsewhere, continue the show in a timely manner and handle all the misc shit like transporting people, feeding everyone, coordinating housing, the list goes on. The show WILL be back or they would have announced the end already, but its not gonna magically be up in a day. No matter how shittily done you think all this is, its actually quite impressive and the logistics behind everything here is insane.
>"They said theyd be transparent and now theyre staying silent!"
Yeah, no shit, once again think past step one and ask yourselves why they may have determined that silence is the best play. When faced with legal issues, the LAST THING IN THE WORLD you want to do is publicly discuss anything related to your legal issues. Which they are experiencing.
>>212186063Itโs been over 60 hours you dongus
>>212186044>Hasn't grown even in the slightest I'm glad she left the show early
>>212186063everyone who unironically paid for this needs to charge back it's the only way they will actually put effort
>>212185814When they listed it the basement probs wasnt listed as a living space, once the stream showed they were making them sleep there it was a wrap
>>212185813All their houses have probs been flagged as this point
>>212186034WP2 is also kinda sucking imo. Dark days for Sam & Co
>>212186063shut the fuck up bitch nigger im gonna fried chicken pieces now and when i come back and the show isnt on im gonna be real upset
>>212186063>were setting up cameras guyshow would that affect their lawsuit
>>212186092I'm in your walls.
>>212186044>at a gay pride festivalYeah its gonna be a from me dawg
>>212185978Some of the earlier RV days were completely unwatchable.
>>212186054They selected fans of the show to be contestants of season 4, which was a mistake. Fans are too meta and know it's all a big joke and are incapable of taking anything seriously.
Just end it. This season sucked anyway.
>>212186145Everyone hated the RV lol I thought it was kinda cool
You know remember Binx starving and nearly passing out because she only eats hardcore vegan food
>>212186018>t. seething burtfag
Genuinely explain to me how casting fans is a net positive? normies are peak fish tank and the entire premise is to fuck with people.
>>212186044What drives people to support gay pride events
Don't they know the gays are extremely perverted promiscuous freaks that groom children? Why support that?
>>212186044Outside of Jet, I wonder what kind of guys are even into her.
>>212185889Wrong production perfect cast. Ben wouldnโt have kicked jin. Ben wouldnโt take jokes about his DMs personally.
Kick jet or at demote him to grunt bitch wigger
Mfs spam and can't even spell.
>>212185841Kicking Jin set this season on course for disaster. Kicking 2 more people the same week cemented it as Jet's biggest failure yet, and it getting mega dox swatted and shut down is the natural conclusion to such a massive failure.
>>212185985without love it can't be seen
>>212186170Imagine how brittle her abuela bones are. A pregnancy would kill her.
>>212186175This is why Season 3 was the best season, even with the RV debacle.
Freddy really isnโt that interesting. Heโs just stuck in a bad season with a bad cast to make him look better.
KICK JET
FIRE JET
DEMOTE JET
REMOVE JET
HANG JET
LOVE BEN
PROMOTE BEN
SUPPORT BEN
ELEVATE BEN
KISS BEN
>>212186221that's just how life goes, sometimes you get lucky
>>212186063People like you are the reason I hope for another redditorGOD to take it down the second they turn on the cameras
>>212186084how would she ideally behave after this growth? genuinely curious, I don't fishtank is about growing as a person and the track record of almost every contestant post show kinda proves it
>>212186232killing myself if they donโt get her in the tank
>>212186149I understand now, thanks. I agree with you, fans should be avoided as much as possible. I think the problem with that is even if they're not fans, they can always look up what it is and get an idea of what they're in for, and that problem will only get worse as the show becomes more well-known.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM YOU FAGGOTS
JET IF YOURE READING THIS YOURE RETARDED
PUT IT BACK ON
>>212186063You're sweeping for morons and lazy slop merchants
>>212186044Whatโs it kike going to a fag parade as a normal white straight man not dressed up in fsgshit? Do people assume youโre a faggot or something?
>>212186028>they do a total reset and bring back Jin and Angie
>>212186243thatโs a pasta from reddit doever
>>212186203Vegans can be turned back into carnivores, did it once. Someone needs to get that bitch and have her eat some meat before impregnating her.
This is like when a girl i liked told me to meet her at a coffee shop and she never showed up.
They said 24 hours
Then they said soon
When is the show coming back?
Would it kill them to have a general estimation
>>212186063get out of my ear I just want to watch the show
>>212186249Learn to spell before giving me a (You)
>>212186252Jet here, my apologies we will be back ASAP sorry for the delay!
>>212186063rome was built in a day
ben doesn't get blamed enough
It's okay if you need to take another couple days Jet, we know you're a hard worker :)
>>212186288oh your one of those
>>212186175It lets them go way harder on the fish, s3 was literally nothing but walkouts until famous house 2.
I love fishtank. I love the contestants and the producers. I love my god and my country.
>>212186268It's too late for her.
>>212186018not that I care to defend binx but this is some false narrative perpetuated by clip watchers and directers cam cucks (aka second class citizens)
she did the first set fine but they made both teams redo it because the team with burt, alex b and payton was going to lose to the team with binx, connor and simbal
>>212186255>Do people assume youโre a faggot or something?I'd either assume you're gay or your pineal gland has been long calcified
>>212186165The stream literally didn't work and when it did it was lagged and fucked with no tts
It sucked
Also too much fatty
>>212186299He's the only one with soul
>>212186254this is really funny in hindsight
>>212186203Does she even get periods anymore?
Imagining every ounce of fat Ellie gains going straight to her tits.
>>212186332left is so fucking bratty man
>>212186177>extremely perverted promiscuous freaks that groom childrenlike organized religions
Insider here
Jet is flying out some new girls and will be doing a trial run inside a hotel room for a few days. I will keep you posted when I hear anything new.
I bet Jet thought Aryeh would be the next Burt or some shit. Thatโs why he was hyping up the shit cast.
>>212186301>>212186302What? I can't understand anything you are typing it doesn't make sense in the context are you high?
Would be funny if they get rachel and angie back and start the show like nothing happend
>>212186341No Binx is already at the age of menopause, she is the oldest contestant they have ever had on this show
>>212186343freddy looks nothing like his portrait
>>212186371burt is older by like 4 years
THIS IS FOURTH SEASON IN AND IT FEELS LIKE FUCKING AMATEUR HOUR
FIRE JET
BEHEAD JET
KICK JET
BURN JET
CHOP JET
CUT JET
SUPLEX JET
SCALP JET
GROUND JET
MAUL JET
DROWN JET
ERASE JET
Ang wearing nothing but a bikini and flip flops part of the "beach challenge", bring her back and make it happen.
>>212186343Are the stripes supposed to be rainbow colors from the fag flag? Shit started in pride month, and they have a rainbow behind their logo now. I wonder what the deal with that was. Too late now lol.
>>212186352Wtf I'm trans and I'm mad Jet is having sex without me
>>212186332Ellie x Angie threesome would go absolutely crazy
>>212186384same facial structure
damn to think Jet has been cumming inside Ellie's every hole for 60 hours...
>>212186384More like momtank
>>212186221I agree to some degree but what really sets him apart is that he's one of the only fish to realize on his own that it isn't supposed to be a 24/7 friendship simulator and that you're supposed to fuck with each other and cause chaos at some point without production telling you to do so, and when they did tell him to do something he always made an effort.
I'm going to be honest I'm enjoying the anticipation. Hope Jet keeps edging us
>>212186063its been years, 4th main season, and this legal shit has been an issue since the beginning of the first season with swatting, yet they have done absolutely nothing to protect themselves from it.
>jets master plan>"Fuck paperwork, just ignore all the legal problems and keep going until we can't get away with it" now we have a season where the contestants have been on their phones for 2 days straight and it will most likely come online again for a day or 2 then get shut down again
>>212186384Add her to the warrior princess roster
what if it is gone for so long that it wonโt even be fun to complain about when it comes back? they really fucked themselves
>>212186440I think heโs just that way naturally because heโs charismatic and unhinged
If I went on fish tank I would sneak an 8 ball on the show and take bumps when I need extra motivation
>>212186384Whatโs with Luke and those fucking fanny packs?
>>212186362shit must be hard to push out in stick-up-your-ass-ville
Bitchtank 2.0 featuring: Angie, Ellie, Smaack, Binx, Tayleigh, Letty, and Creature. Jet, make it happen
>>212186471The face of a woman who desperately need to have children but won't consider it until her womb is already dried up
>>212186351In the oven, Moshe.
they could have just streamed 24/7 from isolation. give them each a phone and a tripod.
Info from third party: Show was supposed to restart at 8am but Goran wanted another round with Ellie to make sure she's properly impregnated. Sam having a Hapa baby is making him extremely insecure so he's trying to make sure he has his own.
I really wanted to see a buzzball drunk piece of shit challenge this season. Hell any buzzball challenge would be kino
>>212186447How do you know they've done nothing? The reality is you can basically get gangraped by noise complaints and railroaded by the local council/law enforcement. Its on them to defend themselves now but its hard to just be protected. The biggest mistake is the house just being in a cul-de-sac not the legal shit. Even then they're going to get doxxed and harassed no matter what
>If they arenโt streaming like, where are they right now
>If Fishtankโs down, I want it back up *nervous chuckles*
>I went to ppv like 3 times
>Last night I wanted that livestream back on the website . I wanted those fish back in the S2 house so I can buy more stoX and just have a TTS knock me to the ground
>I'm hoping that someone sees something or knows something and comes forward.
>Sam, Ben, Jet, if you're out there...just come back. Even if youโre in the RV or a hotel or something, come back. I need to see everybody.
>>212186471She has the most punchable face of any fishtank woman
>>212186475its always a little tragic to see a girl put so much effort into looking good yet still looking fugly
Forcefully impregnating Drench against her will.
>>212186513We all know that Freddy would win the drunk piece of shit challenge, but god damn I need to see it
>>212186475lol insta filters are some weird ass shit is this really how girls think they look?
Why couldnt they just give them their phones to contact their families, while monitored, and then take the phones back?
>>212186479He's got a gun!
>>212186479I take Luke as the type of man who doesn't give a shit at all about what people think and the fanny pack is practical to him so he wears it. The fact that he's so charismatic and attractive and decides to work for Sam Hyde says it all
>>212186044God, she looks happy
How the fuck do I achieve this
>>212186509cabintank is honestly not a bad idea.
starlink exists now so internet isn't really an issue outside the city anymore.
>>212186573>starlink>no issuesthey crashed every 5 min on starlink for rv tank
Ellie almost rivals Luke as the biggest pick me on the show.
>>212186479Heโs got a thing for the 80โs
>>212186554luke the male version of binx
zero personality and chasing popular internet trends
>front door cam
>back door cam
Who posted this?
Insider here
Everything is all set up and ready to go, new location, new freeloaders and an immunity challenge. Jet is just getting a haircut first and then he will put the stream back up.
>>212186552>>212186569ยฌ(Loud Funny) โง (Loud Funny) โจ (Autistic ยฌFunny โง ยฌLoud)
>>212186573>starlink exists now so internet isn't really an issue outside the city anymore.Did you catch the RV arc?
>>212186475there's like 100 of these trish videos it's awesome
>>212186554he is autistic and they are practical
This will be the final doxx. The doxx to end ALL doxxes, using strate of the art reverse IP tracking and geolocation.
Just waiting for cams to go up.
>>212186607It's more like 90's venice beach type aesthetic
>>212186599>>212186619They literally were too high/retarded to set it up on the RV trip
>>212186562Go to gay events in your city.
>>212186573like a few days of forced confessionals with tts. just rent a bigenough airbnb with good wifi, or hotel even but those will probably get bothered with calls
>>212186599idk man it works for me in buttfuck nowhere iowa lol.
their issues probably happened because they got a home option and tried to use it mobile, or some dumb shit like that lol.
>>212186614>lipglossWhat the fuck
>thinking wiggers actually know how to setup a mobile stream
lol
>>212185881>worst fishnah that's S1 + Cole
>worst housethat's S1
>no directionthat's S1
>nothing interestingBloodgames + S1
>>212186618Loud can equal Funny however Loud does not always equal Funny however Loud always does not equal Funny if You Have Autism
Holy fuck Jet, I'm cooming
>>212186652It's those menthol tubes Jet keeps sniffing.
>>212186044Smaack is still the best girl
maejok season 4 device status?
Hey guys Jet here creator of fishtank. Got a little update for you. The show will return.
>>212186505She identifies with other foster kids and theyโre all fucked up trannies working minimum wage jobs in their 30โs.
>>212186599None of this on-site bullshit makes sense. Sam isn't commuting to a cabin 4 hours away in fucking Pennsylvania like these retards keep suggesting. Maejok isn't commuting 4 hours to fix wiring.
I wanna fuck Delaney so FUCKING HARD but I'm not a twink cryptobro so I have a 0% chance with her.
I hate this.
I'm in love with a stripper
>>212186614crazytaco_334 subscribe to crazytaco_334 who paid $15k to be in fishtank
>dead thread
>dead show
It has never been more over
I watched a Season 3 review video last night and Sam told Burt to tone down the pedophile stuff but all the rape stuff was ok according to the Stickermule CEO.
>>212186690MANY have been saying this, myself included
>>212186700guy showed up to high five freddy and get put in the dog house
>>212186702I think it's better than 500+ threads in 2 weeks
Every second it becomes sooner
>stream comes back up
>it's cryokeen
>>212186728and ever second is sooner to my disappointment in the show
SLICE JET UP WITH THE RUSTIEST KNIFE
HANG JET UP FROM THE HIGHEST TREE
DRIVE THROUGH JET WITH THE FASTEST CAR
BLOW JET UP WITH THE NUCLIEREST BOMB
DROWN JET DOWN IN THE DEEPEST SEA
SQUISH JET FLAT WITH THE STRONGEST PRESS
>>212186724I think these guys just get off on becoming part of the lore. Crazytaco is now equivalent to Ella
>>212186735Kino, unironically.
>>212185607 (OP)>no stream for 48+ hours>site still has 4,000+ people in chatat least try to hide the bots
Missing that tight bratty slut so bad rn
>>212185909No one watched that slop
>>212186751Pour hot fryer grease down Jets throat
Pour sulfuric acid in Jets eyes
>>212186760I'm sure Mints will be there when the show comes back
>>212186741I thought the house was already structurally unsafe?
>>212186762>you think THAT'S bad??
>>212186757There is no evidence of bots.
>>212186735Disgusting jew
>>212186724he also took advantage of a person with mental disability
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751297380109743.mp4
>>212185909I remember that video. Dude was killing it as the Star Powa. Him bouncing off that fat depressed dude was great. Wish I could find it.
>>212186760Same bro </3 I already busted three losds to her just this morning alone!
>>212186475Marry Trish
Impregnate Trish
Come home to Trish cooking fish my favorite dish
We love Cryokeen, donโt we folks? Tayleighโs is totally poop.
/bant/tank. Claire, Cryo, Bad Ideas, Betty, Benleaks and Klaus stuck in a cabin for 2 weeks. The winner gets a free psychiatric appointment and parking lot cocaine
>>212186044>>212186176>>212186177>>212186255>>212186526I love how much a happy liberal woman makes the chuds on here seethe. Smaack chose love and life and won.
UOOOH
OOOOHHHHH
I AM SOOOONING
OOIUAAAAH
>>212186789I watched that more than bitchtank
>>212186757It could be legit. Don't underestimate the retardation of the people falling for the SOON tweet.
>>212186695And a cave stripper at that. Never guessed Iโd be saying that at the end of June
>>212186827just face the fact that chuds know they won't get a liberal tight woman like Smack. Smack is the best.
>>212186260This is the only way to save the season at this point
>>212186827Smaack didnt win shit lol shut you mouth bitch ass nigga
new angie patreon pics any simps here :3
>>212186809>Completely flat assJust say you like men
Jet Weinstein is a side mouth talker, take note next time he talks.
Samuel Hyde talked about side mouth talkers in his podcast once and that they are people you should never trust
>>212186848Jet better give me my fucking fix SOON. I'm gonna chimp!!
>>212186792I have weird hours, so checked in at 3am EST last night. Still about 4k. The number never really goes down, despite the stream being down for over 2 days. Think about it.
>>212186827We'll see how happy she still is in a few decades surrounded by cats and the graves of her tranny friends
>>212186844Soon, at least
>>212186251So basically it was an idea that worked once and that was it
>>212186860so pretty! mixed asians cant complete (and its not even close)
>>212186813You're a fucking faggot
>>212186894It was 500 during preseason.
>>212186562shes not its mental illness
I would spare Ben. But not Jet.
No.
might as well cancel it at this point
>>212186928I love the fact that we all collectively love Ben. BEN IS LOVE AND LIFE
>>212186899Deranged fanfiction from a seething dweeb
This gas station is so dead.
>>212186938The pigs won't be happy.
>>212186836Rubbing my face in lettys titties while she grinds on me and I nut inside of her
>>212186762Insider here. Weโre actually moving the show to upstate New Hampshire, the fish are in transit and the cameras are getting set up right now. One small thing is that Jet went missing yesterday.
He and Sam got into an argument after the cops left and at the end Sam screamed โSTRIKE THREE!โ For the rest of the weekend there was just this really weird vibe and then suddenly Jet went missing Sunday afternoon. We were thinking about delaying the show until he comes back but Sam showed up a few hours ago and said that itโs fine and that we can keep the stream going without him. IDK, Sam seemed kind of off but whatever, Fishtank will be back up by 6PM EST today
>the thread is 1 pedophile talking to himself.
Yup time to call it
Do they pay the hotel in Fishbucks?
>>212186974>He and Sam got into an argument after the cops left and at the end Sam screamed โSTRIKE THREE!โ For the rest of the weekend there was just this really weird vibe and then suddenly Jet went missing Sunday afternoonlmao
>>212186792There's no evidence you are not a bot.
>>212186899And she'll still be happier than you chuddy
>>212186845Yeah The Cell was actually pretty fun. Zoltar, Spencer, Star Power, the crackheads, Letty, pre-Bitchtank Claire, Dave.
Was a good ~week.
>>212187009>airshit dropped
>>212186919Billions are saying this
>>212186885who did it better
>>212187013this
Was a fun time for sure
>>212186899Still happier than the average moid
>>212186870Cope chud Smaack is best girl
>>212185741no worries bro we just need a vibe reset
>>212187045do fat people dump milk on their heads i don't get it
>>212187013>Bunch of no names and Letty the girl who doesn't shave or wipe her ass and who just had an abortion Nobody watched that slop
>>212187008I know I'm not a bot, so according to your logic, that strengthens my belief that the site numbers are real. They wouldn't need bots anyway.
The cams are going back up later today but it will be Sam announcing the season is cancelled. Screencap this.
we need to bring in the OG bitchtank squad to show these nontents what it do
>>212187065probably, it's not a very diginified lifestyle
>>212186197see you tomorrow
>>212187045Arye puking for 10 mins plus >>
>>212187066>bunch of no namesoh, you're one of the people begging for gothic king cobra to come on lol
>>212187013The Cell was for people who had no interest in the attempted assassination of the President.
>>212187071And then they start up Season 5 right then and there, complete with 8 new fish
>>212186860i let a lot of facetune stuff slide but this is embarrassing
open your mind for one second and consider how awesome it would be if the stream came back up and it is bitchtank in space
>>212186562>Be half retarded nigger that is incapable of thinking about the past or future. >Be raped as a little girl by your crack whore moms nigger boyfriends and get stunted developmentally to 10 years old>get adopted by an actual good white older couple that try to instill good values >leave home and revert back to retarded nigger time horizon where everything little thing is gonna be alright
I aint got no panties on
aint got no panties on
I aint got no panties on
on the dance floor
>>212187093Why didnโt you address the rest of the post
>>212187093That's so season 2
>>212187013Bitchtank was such a huge letdown. The Cell was indeed pretty entertaining. Spencer and Star Power gave me some of the hardest laughs I've ever had from the show.
>>212187086You'll see me in the thread yeah but I haven't watched in about a week
New Angie patreon post, leak that shit
>>212185708>>212185767why do people like ben?
FUCK FISHTANK WHERE'S MY BLOODY BLOODGAMES2
Holy fuck Itโs still down???!!!?!
How many hours is it? 60??
>>212187120a bunch of boring girls that want to fuck jet but it's on mars or something
>>212187109Itโs not edited, I saw it live thatโs how her body really looks
>>212187128mostly because I don't give a fuck about Lettys asscrack you sperg lmao
mizzy's half sister mogs her
Jet the 27-year-old Sooner
holy fuck angie's ass needs to be on my face
>>212187165Yeah she doesn't look like fucking Jerry Seinfeld so it's pretty easy. Also mizzy has ugly tits, pretty pussy tho
>>212187140SOMEONE TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, PAYPIGS WYA
>>212187180Nigga, its actually concerning how weird this thread is
based leaker updated the angie patreon dump:
https://gofile.io/d/TxROXG
remember to say
>"thank you based leaker"
>>212187165Does lettys sister have big tits?
>>212187180>Onlyfans was rage bait guys I would neverPedo baiting whore.
>>212187198>https://gofile.io/d/TxROXGthis isn't new
>>212187065I think the aim was to get that fat person sour milk stench on her
>jet just tweeted this then deleted it
wtf does it mean?
>>212187180Oh my science I'm gonna coom
>>212187201Could go either way her mom has small tits believe it or not
>>212187195It's just Angie shilling herself
>>212187232at least use the same font for the 2, holy shit this is embarassing
>>212187180that angle is doing some heavy lifting there
>>212187219do you understand "updated"?
>>212187180>Had to stand right over the camera so it doesn't look like a boys flat ass
>>212187198unf purplesuit2.jpg got me feeling some type of way
>soon
Wtf do these wiggers think "soon" means?
>>212187232>wtf does it mean?new batch of clout hungry whores for jet to fuck
Insider here. Jet and Ben got into a fight over a vape and now they haven't spoken to each other for going on 7 hours. I don't know what to do.
>>212187270None of the photos are "updated" from the new patreon.
>>212187277Small asses are better
>>212187180Literally the flattest ass out of any female fish, maybe even flatter than all the male fish too. I genuinely dont understand what you people see in her
>>212187232I would tune in
>>212187308the June 30th ones are, just read nigga lol
>>212187180her skin already turned to leather from staying in the sun too much, makes her look 8 years older
>>212187295You know what to do, mintz
harem
md5: fd7d133e5b18fd009e0b5fc5c15450c6
๐
>tfw you will never retreat to your basement harem
>>212187282At some point in July
>>212186063i dont care nerd im here to bitch about production no matter how hard it is for them
2 balding Indian guys arguing while they get zero customers. Hard times at the gas station.
>>212187180almost there, just need that hole spread
>>212187340I cant believe jet made ellie expose her tummy like that. Shes only 18 that sick fuck!
the creator of the fucking show hitting his pink vape does not inspire confidence
>>212187308>Purple suit as promised :3>22 minutes agoretarded? you might be
>>212186913maybe it'll work better if they use a new name for it one of these times so it can't be looked up
>>212187310If you're a faggot I guess sure
>>212187340>letty standing there totally mogged
>>212187382Only niggers like gargantuan asses, I prefer a more subtle and shapely ass
>>212187282Just a word to keep people talking about the show before it goes irrelevant. They're panicked, there is no soon at this rate.
>>212187180ellie has a bigger butt than angie does
>>212187310Small asses like ellies are better. Angies looks like a small boy
Hear me out, we NEED a bitchtank season 2 with the most bitchiest people on it. Im thinking Tayleigh, Angie, Kato Claire, Shadi, an all star bitch cast.
>>212187366Vaping is the wave. Would rather him choking down ciggies like Sam does now?
>>212187180Angie, don't do porn. Don't do nudes. You don't need to do that shit.
>>212186664Did Josie not respond to your DM's?
>>212187419>Kato>ShadiPlease no, also my cast was better
Why do trannies think its a dunk on b1c and Jet that they fuck
>>212187411That ass was flat witch is why she needed the angle. No one said anything about big nigger ass faggot
>>212187419Bitchytank? nah, for me it's
>Bitchtank 2: Nudetank
>>212187397Not even close
>>212187425Angie do porn. Do nudes. You NEED to do that shit.
angie and betty need to link up with a double sided dildo
>>212187463The catch is, they have to wear the tightest shortest clothing possible. No uggo clothes. And open toe footwear 24/7.
>>212187411latinx like you, need to stop jerking off to gay porn
jet here, sorry guys. ellie likes me and im cancelling the show so we can fuck more.
thanks for the money and love <3
>>212186827Smack will always be a poor synthetic race loser who will never learn to skate.
>>212185827I was enjoying it in the second week.
Removing angie really brightened everyone's spirits.
Once they had to start packing to leave things slowed down too much though.
Drench / ellie / freddy are good cast. Seth is okay during challenges. Dan is fun to hate on like tayleigh but arye is so god damn annoying
>>212186179Artist guys, you wouldnโt get it
>>212187483She literally does. Worst fish on the worst season. She'll make it out with like 10 stalkers without showing her little boy buns.
The submissive and breedable Jet Neptune
>>212187496Fuck off bettypedo.
Why did the guy who hates everything attract a fanbase who hates everything he makes. It's a mystery.
Angie out here genociding the women of /ftl/
Lets look at the bright side.
If the show was still on they would still be in the basement doing fuckall. The only benefit to the basement was ellie tummy
>>212187483>>212187530If she needs money, I would pay her not to do nudes and porn. You simps need to stop encouraging chicks to do this, why do you think the country is so fucked up and people have porn brain rot?
>>212187549angie is p much the same thing just uglier and non white
>>212187565They were moving upstairs after a
elimination
imagine giving a girl any money ever for anything other than being your loving loyal ride or die CK wife
>>212187573angie doesnโt care you simpfaggot
danielgods stay winning
>>212187505And she'll still be less of a loser than you. Cope and seethe chud
Drench is so brat W woman
>>212187573>I would pay her not to do nudes and porn.>You simpsBrother you are the biggest most faggiest simp out there thinking you can white knight for a degenerate retarded whore.
>spent 6 month preparing spaceship tank in the living floors of the s2 house
>an hour before the biggest reveal in fishtank universe the cops shut down your show
>>212185727letty has a really long torso i think
damn this thread is actually dead lmao
>>212187600It was
>once things get back to normal with a stox boardWe have no idea when that would be.
>>212187656She's got a really hairy and gross looking pussy too
business idea: run show legally
>>212186348Is bratty just a code word for you guys to announce youโre a pedo?
claire has a golden opportunity to make it big by doing brattank right now
>>212187658Yeah it sucks i need content to get through my lunch break
>>212187643They got so fucked if they actually did spend time renovating house 2 for some act 2 shit they were planning for.
>>212187675No that's Angie posting
It's not looking good so far, Sam just got to where the Wiggers are HQ'd atm (Can't say where) and just started asking Jet 'where's my fucking show Jet?' over and over
>>212187626>you're a simpWhat do you think it is you're doing by crying about trying to see a chicks nudes on the internet. You're not just a simp but a jeet tier simp
>PLEASE REDEEEM BOBS N VEGANA MADAM!
>jet said he wanted to do bloopdgames in arizona
has ellie finally convince him to move on from josie?
>>212187694Maybe they should have installed some egress windows then
>>212187709He is doing a bit
>>212187573She might as well now, she's a lost cause. No self-respecting and/or successful, handsome white guy will marry or date her now that she went on fishtank and did this. Probably wouldn't in the first place seeing what she wears in public.
>>212187656She doesnโt, she has long legs
>>212187714You got the wrong guy, i ignore all angieposts because i find her ugly and annoying. I have full right to call you a faggot simp because you are.
>>212187643>spacetankWould have been ass to watch anyways. Just do puke olympics
If only alex B hadn't ruin the integral carpet...
>>212187757She also had an abortion
>>212186552Are the kind of kid that cried when there was a sudden loud noise?
The role playing shit is mad gay and boring. Why does Jet insist on it?
brat = claire
bratty = angie
bad = abi
baddie = ellie
did anybody do the cry when they saw daniel's smell my feet picture? it's sad knowing that there are people in the world who can't draw.
>>212185779Nah I think the State had it in for them. People saying 'the towns' are prob full of it.
>>212187802dont ever list angie together with those nontent whores ever the fuck again fucking faggot
>>212187786Why make up random shit
Shoot Jet with Gamma rays
>>212187797It was fun in Bloodgames because the whole show was built around it
No clue why he wants to do it during an actual Fishtank season
>>212187821They crossed state lines to get to the second house.
>>212187802thank god iโm not coombrain to understand this
>>212187497a daring synthesis
>>212186175nigga what the fuck do you lean net positive. there isnt number or stats to this.
i hope jet stops being a retard and bring jin back, since the fishes all are using their phones
>>212187430Nice try Simmons but your season was terrible
>>212187565the hd cam was nice
>>212186479Hearing him talk about his past, he's loser who just got really lucky with puberty
Does someone have the version with sound?
>>212185827S4 has been kino
>>212187852Nah I think both houses were in mass and a fake address was in rhode island to throw off doxxers.
>>212187872Jet has a famous track record of admitting he's wrong and undoing something.
>>212186175They were correcting for last season where the normies' families called the cops and yanked them from the show.
I have been in talks with Aryeh and he has told me that the Thompson Option is still very much on the table
If they were shut down for improper operations, doesn't this open the door for litigation by every cast member in S1 S2 and S4? Probably nullifies any waiver or NDA.
>>212187463American puritanism would never allow it. Nudetank would have to be Eurotank.
>>212187715I remember him saying that. I didnt think he was THAT obsessee but he is still trying to get close to her
Whatโs the definition of โsoonโ?
>>212187897"Nah" posters are very dumb, the post.
>>212186479its a utility pack
>>212187505>skateboard instructor
i like how they said they are going to be more transparent and then immediately go down for 3 days with literally zero updates other than "SOON" just to be sitting here 13 hours later and still nothing
>>212187944sometime in the future
>>212187941Perfectly fine, just couldn't put it on Youtube.
>>212186479those are for guns
>>212187165mizzy's dad made the right call divorcing her mom and starting a 2nd family with better stock.
>>212187797>>212187849Half of the challenges in regular seasons are gay larps.
>gang war>camping>""disability challenge"Its cheap and he finds it funny to force people to play pretend.
>>212187806Because there are hundreds of thousands of non-whores that look as good as or better than her that are willing to give them families. Even ones that have been poor like her for 20 years and will be grateful every day (for several years anyway) for an easier/upper-middle class life. It would be fine to fuck her, just saying, you can't expect anyone with white skin and a 6 figure salary to keep her around for more than a couple days at a time, so, she might as well do porn.
i'm very very tired but i told myself i'd stay up so i can actually sleep at night and not be tired during the day because there are things i want to do in the day but i am very tired maybe i will do them in the morning
>>212187680Claire should start doing Only fans lite patreon type stuff like Angie to prove itโs easy and anybody can do it and also that men are dumb and evil to buy it and have bad role models. You know just to prove a point like she did by going on bitchtank and the activities she engaged in the week after.
Or tray on hauls! yeah that would prove a lot too
>>212187944We're well past the point of "soon"
>>212187944September
Or
October
November
Summer and Angie Try On Each Other in the Changing Room.rmv
>>212187760>You got the wrong guyWell at least you're aware enough that begging for nudes is jeet behaviour.
>>212187982Lol find me these thousands of women
>>212187954You WILL be buying the 60$ t-shirt though right anon?
>>212187964I mean the girls wouldn't do it. Sam wouldn't allow it. It would make everyone involved uncomfortable. Cultural puritanism. You would need euro bitches.
>tfw Jet posted the elimination "SOON" tweet
He should've known desu
How many fights do you think direnc and Freddy have gotten into off camera
How many times has Freddy said "fuck around find out?"
>>212187993That house wasnโt/hasnโt been shut down to my knowledge.
>>212187748This nigga's a crab
>>212188040Yea! I really want to wear the shirt that says FAGGOT oh wait I mean Facot in public.
Do you think they'll extend the season to make up these past few days?
>>212188005What's the definition of "a short time" though?
>>212188040this nigga even "soon"ed on the tshirts those probably arent coming either lol Jet nepsoon
>>212188029Yes. They are simps but you are a white knight which is worse.
>ah jeez i should pay her to do nothing! Shes such a sweet girl she deserves free money
>>212188042Plenty of bitches here would love that opportunity
>>212187982>>212188036I just realized you said HUNDREDS of thousands, damn you are delusional
>>212187180angie has a tattoo?
>>212187897Then you aren't very smart.
>>212187626Nta but I define a simp as someone who gives money for nothing in return. Pictures or videos don't count. You may be a simp if you are paying here and getting sex, but holy fucking shit you must be a massive virgin if you can't see the gigantic gap between paying for sex and paying for .... online content lmao
>>212188054They had to flee because Keeper of a Disorderly Residence charges were looming from all the times cops were called.
I think the reason this downtime pisses me off so much is because i fucking despise people that are bad with managing time. Arriving late ect. Its proof of low IQ if you have poor time management. Goran deserves to be raped and killed.
Do you think they filmed anything over the weekend? Like stuff to put in the episodes (lol). If they just let the fish go to a hotel and left them there it wouldnt surprise me but it would be dissapointing
>>212185708jet is shit tier
>>212188101Why is she wearing that in public FUCK I'm horny
I bet you she has a horrible gag reflex from the bulimia and still tries to suck dick anyway to please her man, making that cute gonna throw up face while she drools and strokes your throbbing cock, her lil milkers jiggling around, a real pair of floppy jobbies
why did vance delete his fishtank account?
Part of the allure of fishtank has always been that it is fated to fall apart. It was never going to be able to go forever. I watched because I wanted to see how it fell. Would a fish get seriously hurt or die live on camera? Would a psychotic fan break into the house? Would the law shut down the show and make it a nightmare for a group of incompetent and unprofessional drug addicts to keep going? We have our answer now. I'll be honest, I'm surprised it wasn't someone having a serious medical episode on stream that destroyed the show.
>>212188071>Not wanting to see more degeneracy is worse than being a RapejeetOuted yourself there SAAR.
post this cutie pie bitty fitty
>>212188051We have missed so much its not even funny
Totally ruins the season all the stuff we are missing out on
Good news
The show
Itโs soon
>>212188111Thereโs one behind her ear too
>>212187180Off her insta story
>>212188188>no my queen! Let me pay you to do nothing because you deserve it!Loser.
/ftl/ is calling each other indians it's time to take a nap
>>212188036If you're not hideous and you have a decent job they come to you man. Go to nursing school then APRN school, then work in a hospital. It takes like 4-6 years depending on what you've done before. It's easy and you're surrounded by 22-year-old subordinates.
i hope when daniel comes back he has cool sunglasses and a new positive outlook on life.
It's gonna be so hype when the cams come back on
>>212188195Its very funny that jet started showering before coming upstairs to see ellie after she told him he stinks.
Dude is down bad and wants that virgin pus
>>212188224>inb4 they just replace him with TJ
>>212188173He's getting married and wants to put this shit show behind him.
>>212188211You've already told me you're a rapeajeet you don't need to double and triple down.
>>212188081I guarantee you there are at least 150,000 Angelina tier(+) girls on the planet that are modest. Maybe it is more of a you issue.
>>212188235and then immediately will cool once they say they have some gay shit they have to do instead of just restarting the season.
>>212188221So you have to wait until youโre in your late 20s to have sex? This seems absurd
>>212188252tj needs to stay washing dishes
We need 48 hours (at least)
>>212188048cmon claire do something
This Goran face is the only good thing to come out of this season
>>212188278There arenโt even 150000 women on earth that are modest
>>212188173He doesn't want to be reminded of that fateful summer day in '73
>>212188233>Police type like jeets Thanks, Obama
>>212188235>AND NOW... THE LOOK AFTER THIS BABY CHALLENGE
>>212188233>officers hsould respond
>>212188280No? You can have sex whenever you want big guy.
>>212186690this is a GREAT POST
>>212188048>>212188129I was just kidding. Iโm sorry please donโt go youโre the sovl of /ftl/
>>212188235It better start with dan smoking a cigar as he turns to the camera
>kept you waiting, hung
What i don't understand is how they convince all the retards in the cast to stay several days doing fucking nothing, and if they are hanging out doing shit then the established dynamic is forever fucked by shit we didnt see off screen.
>>212188233>refer to email to call the content staff member before respondSo they had a communication line with the police? Why did they need to leave the S1 house? Can they not just go back if they are in communication with police?
im 100% confident i could have 10-12 cams installed, wired and up and running in under 16 hours
these guys are still trying to do legal maneuvering instead of moving on
>>212188302Of course there are.
>>212188233that was for rachel, when she was sat outside in the bodycam footage telling them she wasnt strapped to the couch and started flirting with the cops
>>212188349you stupid fucking retard, they're literally in the thread
>>212188309The baby is white, subconcious gook bwc psyop?
>>212188266Keep deluding yourself.
i hope daniel gets a retard care taker wife. who helps him tie his shoes, watches his retarded anime and laughs at all his jokes
>>212188345100% The entire continuity of the show is ruined.
>>212188331Your argument is that you can go from a complete virgin to women โcoming to youโ because of a mediocre job. Itโs completely ridiculous
>>212188136that's a $500 fine and nothing more bro, they left the house bc they were out of ideas and sam strongarmed the rv arc
>>212188351They left s1 house for the fallout larp then it backfired
>>212188351The police know who they are, they had to hire a cop back in S1 to stand outside the house.
It's not the police who told them to leave it's the people in the neighborhood and the town itself who is taking the home owner to court.
Police are ok but they can't overrule the court.
>>212188048she already did all that privately for jet tho
>>212188233trying to bait them into the house is really funny, true content queen. i didnt see it at the time but i see it now.... i see it now....
>>212188364Iโve encountered thousands of women and have yet to see a modest one so I highly doubt it
>>212188370based i didnโt read the thread. i will
be gooning now.
>>212188345They put the cast in cryo sleep while the space station launches
>>212188382I guess they just gave up after they self imploded over Brandon. There were no challenges after that. They decided Burt won based on endorsements.
>>212188380I didn't say you go from a complete virgin to that. Wtf are you talking about. My argument was that if you are white, handsome, and have a decent career decent women and whores alike will try to bag you. This is obviously something you have never experienced. I didn't say anything about being a virgin lol
>>212187797How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast in the morning?
>>212188462Only like 10% of men are handsome, if that and itโs certainly less than 1% of 4chan users so idk why youโre saying all this in the first place
>>212188380I'd like to know what you think is a decent job. You have to make a minimum of 500k a year after taxes? Lol ok buddy.
>>212188197what does that mean for us?
>>212187981those are more improv based on a theme rather than trying to create a chatgpt storyline and make everyone get in character for it
>>212188522A nursing job is decent/mediocre, idk what your contention is. No women is impressed by that, donโt know why were still doing career/money cope in 2025
>>212187986You just know sam started sweating when he found out about jet and claire. "fuuuuuck, this could blow the lid off my christian influencer arc for good"
>>212188048Dan...lost...again
>>212188553Good news
The show
Itโs soon
>>212188548imagine his raunchy breath
>>212188506Because I am handsome. Sorry life has been so hard for you buddy. I hope it gets better.
>>212188340did u get the job
if they shave direncs hair she will look like a chubby cheeked boy
>>212188493It's "this morning"
>misunderstands the IQ test
>>212188578raunchy
/หrษหn(t)สi/
adjective informal
1.
energetically earthy and sexually explicit.
the fuck are you talking about
>>212187439This! Why would anyone choose the sheboon over Haley?
>>212188634autocorrected from rancid
>>212188634its deep american slang you wouldnt understand
>>212188629>Didn't answer the questionDamn eat the bugs and own nothing you'll be happier :)
>>212188678In that case we're talking about Sam
being a very handsome and attractive guy is not all its made out to be
Well fair to say they've absolutely FUCKED it
>>212188717Wigger warning, even.
>>212185881>worst fishThat's objectively S3
>worst locationFair, but location is a bit irrelevant
>no directionFishtank direction has always been bad, worst at S3 which had the most direction
>nothing interestingS3 was way worse apart from the famous house gaslight
>no reason to watch liveS3 was 95% coddling, token farming and nontent
i can sell polaroids too you know
>>212188678well then you were right the first time
fucking hell Ang why you gotta goon bait us this early on a Monday?
>>212187970which is funny because he left
https://www.youtube.com/live/o7RnoHymNSw?feature=shared&t=343
for her
https://youtu.be/ehYPdaBcBWw?feature=shared&t=2809
and despite this, his kids still have normal, not brown eyes
his second wife can be 15-20 years younger than first one
>>212188725being a goonable mid girl is
>>212188802why are you still saying this
>>212188802cease and desist
Soon obviously meant another 24 hours you fucking retards.
>>212187833She told Andy she was pregnant than when he exposed her as a whore it was just "totally a heckin troll guys hahaha"
She had an abortion she killed a baby.
>>212188823some of you cant take a hint anyways
>>212188883She showed it was a troll from her messages with Mando
>>212189075Itโs not cope it was an obvious troll, everyone knows this
>>212189091Shes a baby killer and you simp for a baby killer. Cope
>>212189118I donโt simp for her