JC edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Show shut down by jewish swatter
-- S2 house was condemned by the local government
-- Fish still chilling in a hotel with their phones hopefully Goran remembers to feed them and give them water this time
-- Production needs another 24 hours (at least)
-- 2 days have passed since Fishtank was live
-- Latest Update: was overdue about 12 hours ago
>Watch herehttps://www.fishtank.live/
https://ppvs.su/ft
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://www.fishtank.live/archive
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>>212188385
IT IS SOON
UNTIL IT ISN'T SOON
>>212191055 (OP)Why do Asians look so good with a middle part?
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I bet you she has a horrible gag reflex from the bulimia and still tries to suck dick anyway to please her man, making that cute gonna throw up face while she drools and strokes your throbbing cock, her lil milkers jiggling around, a real pair of floppy jobbies
For me it's the focus capsules
>>212191132i genuinely think she looks incredibly ugly normally but here she looks sweet and nice
Update status??? Im at work
i hope jet was working out during the downtime
>>212191132Who's auntie is this?
>>212191152cockbuddy please upgrade from this whore you deserve better , her pussy isnt that good
>>212191150what website is this from
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>>212191168cause in that picture she isnt doing everything in her power to look 20 something and has embracing being a spic hag. its much more endearing
>>212191086 The brother was cancelled by reddit for being a chud
>>212191152Donโt post things like this Cryo, itโs unpleasant to think about.
>>212191178Last update from the fishtank account was "SOON".
11 hours ago, cowboy posted a video of himself jumping of the balcony of the season 2 house and onto some mattresses
>>212191227thanks for posting this I really needed that
streams been down so long no one even gives af anymore, is jet neptune the worst showrunner of all time?
>>212191209watermelon(smoothie)binxie
>>212191193https://fishtank.observer/
remember to click the auto refresh top left
>>212191242I could've saved her
>>212191154 Depending on the day Binx could be hot or ugly. It was weird.
SHAZAHMU!
How many Black Adam seq
uel ideas did I ghost post on /pol/ that day? Hijack.
Scanner Darkly less hopeless ending.
>>212191115>NoName>is clearly logged into MokaCat?
>>212191086direnc looks so fucking ugly compared to normal people it's insane
Yunistis died
and nobody said a wordโฆ
>>212191249Yeah, my cock.
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my sources are telling me 4:30 EST and they have never been wrong
you dont have to believe this post i get there are a bunch of larpers here but trust me
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>Soon?
Soon.
>How soon?
Gloves off my.. my gloves off.. gloves off.. hh
>Jet what does soon mean where is the cast?
Soon.. no.. no details.. none of that no..
>Can I have a refund?
Nooo.. no wait wait.. wait soon, soon..
This show is fucking over.
CRACK
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>>212191285depending on how many pounds of foundation and eye liner. she had a kicking body, this is why she wanted to twitch stream, but she was spent long before we got her.
have you guys been posting here since the show died?
my sources are telling me you are gay and they have never been wrong
you dont have to believe this post i get there are a bunch of larpers here but trust me
>>212191154Binky eating real food would be a lot more hot and heterosexual. Sheโs an orange skeleton that is stuck at teen level lesbo curiosity as a personality. She needs meat to progress to an adult personality
This is my favorite 24/7 show!
They even uploaded the gopro footage they promised about
>>212191347I want to fap what pornstar looks like her
FUAAARK IM ALL BRICKED UP FOR ELLIE AGAIN
>>212191304But it means she's attainable bro. Me, you, some chud from the deepest underground lizard man caverns, we have a chance bro. We could be holding her hand on the couch while she rests her caveman head on our shoulders and covering our boners with a giant stuffed bear. Non zero possibility my friend.
>S4
>least ambitious season
>also most scuffed season
how does that happen?
Damn nigga, I didnโt know you liked to get wet
Real legit insider here
The "twist" is that we are actually ending S4 early. The show is over and the fish already went home, we made them sign NDAs to not tell anybody. We plan on posting that the season is resuming "soon" roughly every 2-3 days until Bloodgames 2 starts
>>212191271 They look nothing alike besides the hair
>>212191242Where is this from btw? Does she have socials beyond the cam stuff?
>>212191347She really could be the next Gina Valentina. How long before we get to see her carry fucked by JMac?
>SOON
WHY DID THEY NOT RETURN TO THE FIRST HOUSE
THERE WAS FOOD WAITING THERE
Sources are confirming that Yunistis was killed in the police raid. Also Vance died unrelatedly in some kind of final destination-esque on stage electrocution accident
freddy is a faggot, no joking
Surely if I go on the site and call them niggers it'll help it go faster right
>>212191347mid
she looks like the girl fish from that disney show "fish hooks"
>>212191428this is legit 100x more pedo than ellie (and its not even close)
i like direnc and think she is cute.
>>212191391they care so little about the show they didnt even deal with the legal issues they KNEW would happen
people still expecting anything from the wiggers is pure insanity
>>212191449hating one of the three least dysgenic creatures in S4 says more about you than the wop.
>>212191449freddy is a gay rapist and woman beater
>>212191469Bro why's she so sexy
Reminder that Sam Hyde got cucked by this
>tfw they said soon but it's really later
imagine being one of angies 20 previous bfs and having her force milk you at least twice a day because shes such a horny for cum brat
god damn those new angie bikini pics Iโm finna bust
>>212191347more of this type stuff
I thought Drenc was cute for the first day. But when they started to zoom in on her face. Eeeeeeeeeech.
>>212191453which one is she and who are the other fishtank characters? i think rachel and mints ones are pretty obvious
Why not do an RV cell challenge in some undisclosed location while they get their shit figured out? No driving, just parked somewhere they get a signal.
anybody here flash openbeken on their iot devices?
It's just the off season freaks that are posting in these threads. Don't bother
>>212191542NTA but she does look like the bivalve
Why haven't they brought in Frank and Chris yet? I'm missing those fellas.
>>212191420form her phone, wiggers dumped her phone, not the first time
>>212191556fuck off nerd this is the mentally ill goon general
>>212191519fr dude. I gotta resist man. Too much. My cock is like soft from gooning to her like a day or two ago.
>>212191347>>212191382>>212191428>>212191469boring as fuck let me know when she posts the see through bikini pics
>>212191468โSHES ONLY 23 YOU SICK FUCKโ
>>212191556Is openbeken like... I want to use IOT devices but keep it all off the cloud/google?
when I said "soon" I actually meant we were ending the show soon. sorry for the lack of transparency. my bad
>>212191449>>212191506I agree that hes a faggot. But he is content.
>>212191604Smelly Ellie eating watermellie what the helly
>>212191600>*snorts*fuck yea TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT MAN. God. Fuck.
>>212191542I was thinking angie was either Bea or Finberley
>>212191545not me I am tweaking off these focus gummies getting shit done
>>212191304>>212191376Cool well I wuv her so fuck off
>>212191610yeah, like tasmota but for non esp-based devices
saw an asian woman at the grocery store buying a watermelon and instantly thought of watermellie
you people broke my brain
using my wife's credit card to buy angie's patreon pics
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>>212191658fuck off goosemas
insider here: there's gonna be radio silence until the weekend when we will officially announce the season is canceled.
Bloodgames starts late July
>>212191646direnc seems like a cool chick to hang with
>>212191658fuck yeah gofile.io if there's anything new happy cumming
>>212191658You should ask your wife if he wants to jerk off to them with you.
>>212191636>DA PIZZA DA PIZZA
>>212191376just because she's ugly doesn't mean she's attainable. she acts like a rude stuck up prude despite being a literal whore.. objectively the worst kind of woman to deal with
Ok look, it's time to ease off on the gooning. You are indirectly feeding sam and jet's satanic ritual with your dark energies when you jack off to their priestesses (fishgirls)
>>212191618didnโt jon touch mike balls?
>>212191685unless you trigger, then she becomes a real uptight cunt.
>>212191652I was at the grocery store and they asked me paper or plastic and I said "more like gummies or capsules am I right??"
>>212191667Honestly, he seems like her type.
send her in. she would willingly bang jet in record time and save ellie from getting groomed by goran as he would be too busy banging mary to pay any attention to some mid asian.
>>212191704yeah that's totally true, but they're so sexy
Do you think they are all in a superbed together?
Why is tight vagina good? Doesnโt it hurt your penis?
itโs over fishtank is done
>>212191729if theyre not wet yet it can hurt
>>212191729Are you a virgin?
And no
>>212191658i got you nigga
https://gofile.io/d/TxROXG
ALL QUESTIONS ANSWERED TOMORROW
GIVE US 24 HOURS
>>212191729stinky girl hands typed this
but fr yes, swc here and even still its not great. but the opposite is probably also true
getting take out, what should i eat for lunch?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hWYQr_ZjnvU
>>212191724she was gooned her whole life
>>212191769poop from the poop store
>>212191667Nah. I bet they gave her direction to flirt with Daniel a bit.
>>212191755wouldn't be surprised if they said this again
>>212191722Heโs ugly and low iq enough to be but heโs kind of too depressive, I think she likes more high energy guys
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>>212191729why is water wet? why is Jet Goodson a faggot? why is life unfair?
>>212191769hunger strike until they go live
visiting /ftl/ while ftl isn't live was a mistake
Do you think Daniel saw any danjaks?
>>212191724ellie mogs this thick eyebrowed moron
>>212191747Yes
>>212191769Imma get some Indian food
>>212191832Don't do it anon, you'll die
Ellie just dropped out after she caught me jerking off to pictures of Gigi. What previous FT character should I call to replace her?
>>212191724Post her nip slip
Why did he say soon if it wasn't going to be soon?
>>212191812Dan isn't enough of an alcoholic druggie low life for him to be her type.
>>212191347So we're definitely getting an onlyfans right
Who is tighter: Ellie or Angie?
Homosapien men went crazy for this back in the day
>>212191911He deserves a redemption arc
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Would you eat claire's pussy?
Do you think it's hairy?
>>212191918He is, heโs just too depressive, otherwise heโs her type
>>212191820>show completely fucking collapses in record time without himI apologize
>>212191911is that the ceo of stickermule
They should get Jimmy back in the tank. God hes too based.
>>212191911I unironically don't remember who this is
All this shit is getting tiresome.
>>212191943why is seth that high? heโs boring and nontent
Will she be on Bloodgames?
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>>212191945yes
idc i'm sure it's delicious
>>212191946Freddy is closer to her type than Dan is.
Whatsup guys. Britbong here, been at work all day , just ate and ready to finally watch the tank again.
Surely the show must have restarted by now right?
>>212191911what was his name? nathan?
THIS IS SOONEST SHOW YOU WILL EVER BE PART OF
this thread is for sooners not gooners
>>212191943>Ellie below Daniel OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>212191966and jobe. we need jobe tank
>>212191911i ironically dont remember who this is
>>212191832you know what... i could lose a few
>>212191968braden maloy of famous house 2 fame. kicked within 15 minutes of entry for reading a sign that said "penthouse"
>>212192005soon I will goon
wat naur?
>>212191985her face looks like she stuck it in a wasp hive.
>>212191980fuck that bitch, hope she dies
>>212191978>heโs boring and nontentI'm rooting for the white guy, also he has acting skills and is creative, not completely useless like Ellie
>>212191924The patreon is definitely for testing the waters for that but
>>212191911i don't remember his name but he should be a freeloader
>>212191978most of the audience relates to him
>>212191911he really does deserve a chance but it is probably for the best
>>212192002seth. he was jin's replacement
>>212191242in that outfit she looks like something Mossa would draw
>shark sauce i ordered during act 1 finale arrived before act 2 starts
This better be good at least..
>>212192046Getting her mutt holes stretched and pozzed at the local LGBBQ parade
>>212191945I would and no itโs not, you can see her shaved clabia in some webms and she confirmed she always has it shaved
we can't have people back on the show because the production keeps getting sexually entangled with them and it's a problem to have them return
>>212192046As beautiful and perfect as ever. My lovely Smaack, te quiero :)
>>212191977how did he do this
REMINDER: FTL starts back up at 5:00pm EST TODAY. Production was posting early, early this morning and confirmed this. Yes, it was actually production, as can be confirmed by searching their trips in the archive. They Spoke to US, not X, not their own chat, not ppv; they came here to tell /ftl/ about the news. We have influence and power within the Greater Fish Tank Live Universe. Get. Fucking. HYPED
>>212191978>buy high sell lowit is a fucking stox market
i am a proud sooner full of hope
He could have saved the season.
>>212192062>>212192048>the audience relate to brian number 1 fangrim
>>212192082Keep us posted anon
how long does it take to recover from food poisoning? i've been puking on and off from like 7 in the morning to 5pm. Its currently 7:28 and i don't feel like puking anymore but I still feel like my head was hit with a baseball bat. Doesn't help its currently 41 celcius / 105 f.
>>212191694We have to make a super pizza.
>>212192008She's really boring. I can't think of anything entertaining she has done this season aside from her first confessional with Sam where she says she's in high school. The most interesting thing we've gotten out of her is her instagram leaking post-bunker, including her hot sister.
>>212191943Insider trading. Dr Cross probably knows Ellie is ellieminated
>>212192107Don't ever fucking lie to me.
if these niggers dont start the show back after 5 pm est tonight it's fucking over, charge back time
>>212192105Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
>>212192131you'll recover soon
>>212191943Arye being perpetually in 3rd says everything you need to know about this bullshit. It's a game of whales and jews.
>>212191989Her type is basically a mix of those two
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>>212192137I agree, but losing one of their last 2 waifus while retaining the two severely autistic men might not be the best financial move
FACT: jet and ellie would be a good looking couple if jet actually cared about himself
>>212191820 >>212191747 >first season Vance is not a part of
>falls apart
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wtf is this, I have to pay for a jpg?
>>212192121I unironically don't remember who this is
ellie making me a chicken banh mi for lunch
>>212192150soon bro faith bro
>>212192100we'll always have nifty and rachel though
>>212192149I'm not. Check the archives. Look up the trips they were using.
>>212191152Yeah, but my dick wouldn't be big enough to activate her gag reflex, so its all good.
>>212192082It's just the regular mule sauce with a custom label on it. It's good hot sauce though, habanero, scotch bonnet, and a bit of ghost pepper, brown and cane sugar, it's sweet and spicy.
>>212192174nfts, they're the new wave get with the program
>>212192174surprised they didn't remove jin
>>212192131I never had food poisoning probably because my mom never followed any food safety protocols.
>>212192170Many said this
Big things going on in Slavtank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suk6zS1KjdA&ab_channel=%D0%98%D0%B4%D1%83%D1%89%D0%B8%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%90%D0%94
>>212192156marky poop no (a reference to marky shitting on sam's dick because she was too young to prep herself for anal properly)
>>212192216bro I checked out her tiktok from her link tree she's fucking TIGHT lol damn. That first video has like over 40k views. iykyk.
>>212192188maybe 100,000 years ago
>>212192160Aryeh has masterfully enmeshed himself in a conflict with the Main Character, and doing so, garnered sympathy from the Main Character's love interest/rival.
Aryeh is essential to this season.
>>212192095>she confirmed she always has it shavedsource?
Also this confirms she fucks.
>>212192156the code is "never give up"
type it in the secret code thing and you get free XP
>>212192131couple days, but it's a horrible 2-3 days. Call out of work
>>212192170it's pretty bad when the white guy has worse teeth than the asian
>>212192161>Her type is basically a mix of those twoShe already met her perfect man.
cross must have dumped ellie stox... farewell fair maiden
>>212192225Jet follows Jin on insta. Theyโre cool. It was Sam who wanted him kicked
>>212192170I said they were looksmatched if jet lost like 40 lb
>>212192235I want to rip Nifty naked like Freddy ripped Aryeh
>>212192294But he's the sweetest little cutie pie...
>>212192149Here, just look at it yourself:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/tripcode/%21dgV1G6zoTI/
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/tripcode/%217LBBoh59p6/
>>212192287Jin is litterally just young asian sam so it makes sense he hates him
>>212191943I don't care who's at the bottom, a paypig elimination is gay and retarded.
>>212192150lmao you gave them money at all? faggot hahaha
>>212192174This is how digital "purchases" work. Games, movies, all of it.
Information is free. You're paying for someone else to flip a bit in their database.
>>212192311You need something more than SOON?
feds did a sweep and found jet's ellie folder. it's over.
>>212192156who is this guy
>>212192319gay or retarded. call it
>>212192311We got the update last night/early this morning. 5:00pm EST.
>>212192261It was in the preseason tv threads
The wiggers are currently raping all of the contestants. Especially Daniel.
>>212192287idk about that but jin didnt go against production that hard after he was kicked
>>212192319shut the fuck up
>>212192258Your premise is academically sound but you forget ftl chat is a nest of faggots and retards that react purely on dopamine.
working for mde is just signing up to be humiliated at this point
>>212192274They moved on afaik, I wonder whoโs next
>>212192319the real maejok doesn't post with a trip and has actual leaks tho
this is just some attentionwhore
Jet Neptsoon
Bensoon
Soon Hyde
Mintsoon
Luke Valensoon
Jet has surrounded himself with yes men, speak up and you get fired like the S1 editor Frank knew
>>212192384>>212192287Sam doesn't want any sex pests or pervs because hes afraid of legal shit
What flavor do you guys want the gummies in?
>>212191978He's way funnier as Jerry, Seth barely talks
>>212192319>earliestwell...
CAMS ON
CAMS ON
CAMS ON
CAMS ON
What do you guys think Ellie's aegyo voice sounds like
>>212192216incredible truly, Iโm also a big fun of purplesuit5.jpg as well
>>212192405Cherry menthol obviously
>>212192353? Look at the trip history for the trip that starts with 7LBB. Ben did a bit last season of posting "I forgot my lighter" before coming upstairs and announcing "I forgot my lighter" to the fish, confirming the trip is him/production.
>>212192402who was the s1 editor?
>>212192384The Thompson option.
>>212192287>It was Sam who wanted him kickednot true, dont be a history revisionist hack_blastard
>>212192402the sam hyde method of management
it's yes men all the way down
>>212192404>people still think jin was kicked for being a pervert
>>212192405Red (cherry or strawberry), Blue (blueberry), and maybe a green (kiwi type)
>>212192404>any sex pests or pervsSam already falls into both camps tho
>>212192415you've been hearing it the whole show buddy
>>212191449I love how he stopped grabbing him to go full force on ripping them down like a bandaid
for me, personally? its purplesuit6.jpg
cams are not up and no I did not check
why is angie so fucking tight bros? like GOD DAMN girl
thanks to the bro that told me to get mpv
I'm not gonna check the cams
CAMS COULD BE EITHER UP OR DOWN IF NO-ONE IS OBSERVING THEM
>>212192393They will inevitability run into each other again and just like Adri couldn't keep herself from opening her legs to him again Letty will also do the same.
>i fell for it again again
damn, I was like "Cross was a cool dude" and the guy sent me tokens, must've done seent that
Cams will be up in 2 minutes
DIRECTOR IS UP (confirmed by checking the site)
GET IN HERE
I got happy for a brief second. Why do you guys play with my heart like this
CAMS ARE DOWN HOLY SHIT!!!!
>>212192384jin reminds sam too much of what his hapa son is going to grow up to be
I checked. I fall for this shit every god damn time!
Insider here
Jet has almost finished getting his hair cut, then he just needs to pick up a new cowboy hat and he's all set to shop for a new pair of balenciagas and after that he will be totally free to focus on getting the show back online. Have faith!
>>212192377Jon is too fucking retarded to join the military.
>>212192502Maybe but eventually sheโll move on and I wonder who will be next
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what do you mean up?
>unironically checking cams
You guys really didn't fall for it did you? lol
>>212192500>CAMS COULD BE EITHER UP OR DOWN IF NO-ONE IS OBSERVING THEMSchrodinger'sTank
>>212192479i love how he's a faggot midget penisless pussy that goes full tard rage on actual retards then gets raped hardcore by the first normal man that enters the tank
>>212192453I forgor his name, but he has edited a lot of Frank's videos, he's good.
There was a conflict and it ended with the "get out of my ear" incident and Sam telling Jet to apologize on stream
anybody remember that time somebody posted with a ben trip during season 2 asking if he should go upstairs to do something and everybody said yeah and a few minutes later he ran upstairs from the basement
HOLY FUCK REFRESH. JET IN JOKER MAKEUP HOLDING TOY PHOE IN CAM 1
>>212192554nothing much, you?
pull the plug Jet, this is embarrassing
>>212192405big purple flavor (grape)
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>>212192552It will just be another Chickenandy/Tacxin/Tommy anon. She has a type and that will never change.
>>212192565the only good editor for Frank was Xavier
https://strawpoll.gg/poll/are-you-a-boy-or-a-girl-2
Rhode Island Department of Corrections
>>212192592Yeah ik Iโm just curious who it will specifically be
>>212192565Sam knows when someone is legit hes not gonna let Jet's wigger faggot ass start shit with someone who's good at their job.
>>212192585they just deleted the SOON tweet. it might actually be over
>>212191132THEN I GOT HOOKED ON CRACK
They should get nick Mullen or Joe Rogan on. These guests are all nobodies apart from maybe bam margera
not even s3 had cams off for this long
if that bitch bad then i take her to Bucees
>>212192495Why is she drinking through a marker?
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>>212192361Do you think she likes tongue inside her vagina?
or rimming?
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>>212192607girls reveal yourselves
>>212192636claire took this from us
Is everyone enjoying the twist?
>>212192647it's one of those straws that purifies water
>>212192638That's half the fun
>>212192107>Production was posting early, early this morningFalse. Wiggers donโt roll out of bed until 3:00pm. Youโll be lucky to have a nontent stream up and running by midnight.
CAMS ARE ONLINE
SYSTEMS CHECKED
ACTIVATING UNIT SOOON-X12
>>212192636never forget j-block
Remember when Tayleigh said she would drain every drop out of Airsoft Fatty's balls? What the fuck was she thinking????
MY COCK IS UP FROM ANGIEโS NEW PICS
>>212192612She's going to be sexpating around the US after fishtank so we might find out soon enough assuming she decides to stream. Either way she will keep it off stream to save face with her simps.
>>212192689she's a meth addict
she doesn't think
>>212192673she's currently making more content than jet though
>>212192685stop saying they're online, i keep checking
CAMS ARE UP
GO GO GO
THANK YOU JET FOT SUCH SHORT DOWNTIME
they should do PARENT TANK
get a selection of parents of the contestants in the tank
OKOU, AWKWARDDDDD
>>212192695I just checked her tiktok she's insanely tight, they need her back on S4
>>212192695Many people are saying this
>>212192695My cock was inside Angie 30 minutes ago, I'll answer your questions.
Taxin kind of looks like danjak.
>>212192738she looks like she tastes like cinnamon
>>212192495sorry, should scale it down
>>212192745How tight is she and can you convince her to do porn
>>212192730Johnny Neptune would win hands down
>>212192738>Hapa with frecklesAmazing
>>212192727She really won the season
>4k of the sites users are just bots
Grim, they're down to 2-2.5k viewers remaining interested in this shitheap, Season 3 / Bitchtank numbers wow.
>>212192756abi, josie, and claire all said yes, so jokes on you
Lol, how long has it been stuck at soon? Three days? Four?
>>212192756it should be "do you want to stay at my place?"
The house could be Rachel, meg and Sylvia and you'd be sharing pictures around wanking over them. Turn the computer off lmao
Post less the filipino boy and more Gigi
>>212192647jet pissed in a bucket and made the girls drink it with life straws
CAMS ARE DOWN I REPEAT CAMS ARE DOWN
>>212192793it's people idling to lvl
So it's actually over, right? Has there been any official update?
>>212192756the insane thing is this actually works on some girls
some random girl gamer on Twitch has the same amount of viewers as whole fishtank but she doesnt get 500 threads made of her per day
is Sam Hyde paying someone to shill this shit?
>>212192771To answer your first question, very I'm an average sized guy and for me it was really tight, had to go easy at first to let her relax to my size.
For your second question, no she won't do porn but more of the same selfies she's done so far, it's harmless fun but porn is where the line is drawn.
Priyansh and Okoye, two technology experts, receive an opportunity to migrate to New York City for work. Both move into the same apartment, as a result, they become very close friends until a woman named Camilla comes into the picture.
>>212192851peter thiel's wallet runs deep. don't ask any more questions if you know what's good for you
>>212192756the raping blob is no longer asking
>>212192867They got IKEM CHUDE?
CAMS UP
CAMS DOWN
CAMS ALL AROUND
>>212192800only claire of those 3 did
Kissing Ellie's belly and listening to her giggle
>>212191968just a good ol american boy who was replaced because of woke!
>>212191385Sam can't let him get close
Why didn't these retards just get film permits or build a set in a warehouse? They have the money, as evidenced by the $1.5M+ in properties they've failed to flip (two of which are under investigation and one is condemned).
CAMS WERENT KICKED, THEY QUITโฆWE WANT THEM BACK!!!
>>212192890CAMS IN THE AIR
AND ON THE GROUND
>>212192903josie agreed to "streamer bootcamp" and did whippets with him...
At least I have been able to sleep properly while the show is offline. Fishtank forces us Eurobros to sleep crazy hours.
>>212192874>don't ask any more questions if you know what's good for youno, it's because you can't answer them, dummy
imagine ellie pushing you against the bed, walking over you, dropping her pants and sitting on your face
angie simps really are just /bant/ fags kek
>>212191385imagine him talking to daniel
>>212192912that would require actual intelligence
Bad news.
The cams.
They're up.
Jin should make a return. He was kicked for a gay reason.
Extreme Peace is like 33% funny. Rest is not very funny. Why can't they ever deliver a punchline anyway? The sketches just end abruptly.
New tweet!
https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1939395109029880139
>>212192912sam is a le epic scofflaw who hates following rules and paying but also expects to run a business
>>212192912>Why didn't these retards just get film permits or build a set in a warehouse?Insurance.
>>212192964ashley woods... my princess
>>212192912because that requires paperwork and jet does NOT do paperwork, its a business guy thing you wouldn't get it
>>212192981woahh cool it nigger this is a real hot take
>>212192674Giver not a receiver
>>212192905"hehehehe stop it anon :3"
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
only highlight from the bunker
>>212192949just go to bed and rewind the youtube guys restream in the morning
>>212192915>WE WERENT KICKED, CITY COUNCIL MADE US QUITโฆWERE COMING BACK (SOON)!!!
Letty is an Ukrainian Jew
>>212193001bill ottman handles that shit (his ass is NOT a lawyer)
>>212193005its not a hot take
>>212192029He got kicked because he said his full name and where he's from like 5 seconds into being in the house, so anons instantly found his instagram and started spamming him. Jet freaked out when he saw Braden's phone blowing up and they accused him of being a fan and kicked him on the spot.
cute vietcong soldier ~1971
>>212192756You make fun of him but this works and he gets more bitches than all of us
>>212193018Maybe it really was Andrew Ruse that held it all together.
Soon means past midnight in Wigger Standard Time
>>212192261>this confirms she fuckscheating on her live in boyfriend with three different dudes at once kind of confirmed that already bro
claire is a human petri dish
>>212193034no shit
i forget half of u fags are actually redditors
i will put /s next time
>>212193031Sheโs 0% Jewish
troglodyte hermione, my love
Jet didn't quit. He was kicked. We don't want him back
>>212193048god imagine blowing her up with a shoulder mounted rocketlauncher and watching her limbs fly 100ft
>>212192986More talk from Alex. Just how he couldโve beat up Frank and Simbol.
Why canโt the wiggers make merch this good?
How long has this show been about "how do we turn Sam and Jet into lolcows"?
Second week of S1? I think they've spent every bit of trust the fans have given them.
Watch it be a completely new cast
>>212193006Bullshit. I bet she'd like tongue inside.
>>212193086relax jet simp
>>212193114Idk ask her when she wakes up
>>212193104Sam is bound to become a forever lolcow, he has too much of an ego
>>212193110that would be the second best outcome after 10 new cast + the old cast
>>212193048I'd fall for her boobie trap if you catch my drift.
>>212193110lol I could see that and then jet doesn't explain a fucking thing because when does he ever
>>212192851Keep searching you'll find what you're after :)
>>212193049>>212192986he's so fucking good man. reddit and xitter troons hating him because papa sam did a le epic humiliation kick on him only makes it better.
>>212193104Sam became a lolcow on the show around S2 and Jet was when he came up to switch the sodas in S1
>>212193110i would be down with that honestly
>>212193110>itโs a good cast
>>212192958>imagine ellie pushing youIm bigger and stronger than Ellie so I can easily push her away
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zooming in as far as possible on purplesuit2.jpg
>>212193169Oh no anon, i didnt know you were so strong and white~
>>212193173you know this dickhead would get knocked the fuck out with one punch lmao
Old dude crashing out and the others are ganging up on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suk6zS1KjdA&ab_channel=%D0%98%D0%B4%D1%83%D1%89%D0%B8%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%90%D0%94
>>212193194this but with purplesuit7.jpg
CAMS ARE LEFT
CAMS ARE RIGHT
>>212193185>mistermetokur fans look like that?
>>212193096Anyone play Prison Architect? Alex B would be one of those inmates that are just medium sec, but they're either in solitary or the infirmary, but never in their cell, because they always start shit that end with them getting dragged off unconscious.
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>>212192287Sam was definitely afraid he was going to Markypost after he brought up hack_blastard
>>212193104Since he got cucked by tacxin
>>212193185>HUMANsuspicious
>>212192986how the fuck do you do fake links like that
>>212192287Nobody believes this, Jet
>>212193231he didn't, he mentioned that jet knows about /r9k/
jet hid from him in the basement
why would jet do that if sam is the one with the problem?
https://archived.moe/bant/search/text/tayleigh/end/2024-04-30/page/1/
>>212192319>GUYS LOOK>HERE ARE MY POSTS WHERE I AM PRETENDING TO BE PRODUCTION>BELIEVE ME>I'VE ALSO BEEN SPAMMING 5PM ALL DAY>AND WHEN 5PM PASSES I AM GOING TO REVEAL HOW IT WAS AN EPIC TROLL AND I FOOLED THE ENTIRE FTL COMMUNITY!You've just been replying to yourself all day, loser. No one is falling for your "bit".
>>212191469God we need her nude
>>212193110It better be since this cast is now compromised from being chilling together out of the tank for 4+days.
>>212192554>Paul Walker: Haha dude! I almost had you!
I slept like 10 hours, and it's still not back lol
>>212193498That makes you qualified for production
>>212193025 The youtube streams don't cover the entire hours of them being awake nigga
>>212192402didnt he take over since people didnt like the first episode?
cams
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>CAM NAMES HAVE BEEN UPDATED
>NOT A DRILL
>CAM NAMES HAVE BEEN UPDATED
>NOT A DRILL
>CAM NAMES HAVE BEEN UPDATED
>NOT A DRILL
>>212193772wrong thread retard
>>212193104pretty much from the start, the joker meme started in week 1