ITT: Movie foods you wish you could eat

>>212191289 (OP)
>you wish you could eat
You wish? Is bread and beans a luxury to you?

>dios mio..... this gringo eatin beans!

>>212191337
I don't think it is about the actual food but about the setting. Wouldn't you like to eat a plate of hot food after starving for days and being all dirty as shit?

>>212191337
if I was dirty and starving hell yeah

>>212191289 (OP)
I do not care for beans. My dad only ever ate beans. He was a worthless drunk and whoremonger. I beat the shit out of him when I turned 18 and I haven't eaten beans or seen his drunken ass since. Bread looks good though.

elf bread

>>212191511
Holy based.

>>212191511
beans are good for building muscle

>>212191662
Yeah well I hate 'em.

>>212191438
I used to fast 12 to 15, sometimes 20 hours a day on a semi-daily basis for 2 years, it's a bit overrated.

>>212191728
child mentality

>>212191762
Slave mentality.

the matrix grey slop with all necessary ingredients of healthy life

>>212191662
poor protein composition compared to almost anything else. Even if your digestion is perfectly suited to them, only real advantage is they're filling and cheap.

>>212191511
This your dad?

>>212191913
Your gums need solid food. Healthy life entails healthy gums.

>the imaginary feast in Hook

>>212192340
even as a kid the american food fights disgusted me

>>212191289 (OP)
This is the sweatiest movie I've ever seen

>>212191889
what?

>>212192340
that looked like playdough to me

This cake right here

>>212191734
>fast
>12-15
I know that's what people mean now when they say "fast" but that's such a dumb term. Fat women say "oh I'm fasting" to pretend like they're doing something to lose weight. Not eating for 12 hours isn't a fast it's just not eating. Fasting really should mean when you don't eat for multiple days.
Anyways, eating one meal a day is not remotely similar to actually being starving in the desert for days

>>212191734
I fast for three, four days regularly, not eating for a day is hardly something to boast about you fat piece of shit.

>>212193023
Yeah, that's what I thought.

>>212193107
then why is it called "breakfast" when you eat food in the morning? checkmate.

>>212193163
I'm not boasting, schizo-kun.

>>212191511
Dis nigga father eating beans.

>>212191289 (OP)
They're like "I can't believe this guy, eating beans."
Then why did serve him fucking beans?

>>212191289 (OP)
>tomato in steel pan
Ugh

>>212192947
watching westerns growing up, I always thought everyone looked sweaty and miserable. Living in the american southwest as an adult, I know everyone in that old west smelled like ass and actually was miserable.

>>212193241
Calm down fatso,you'll have a heart attack.

>>212193355
OK schizo-kun.

>>212191289 (OP)

>>212192340
>movie breakfasts

>>212193331
>>212192947

>>212191289 (OP)
Shouldn't he be eating spaghetti?

>>212192340
for me, it's ChudButt Cheddar.

>>212193440
>kid grabs a small piece of toast and leaves

>>212193107

If you actually starve yourself for a prolonged period, gorging on food afterwards can literally kill you.

>>212191289 (OP)
Whatever the time period, cooks really seems to go crazy about the fact that they serve food to their clients.

>>212191289 (OP)
I made this dish and watched the film for the first time while eating it.

>>212191289 (OP)
lembas grilled cheese sandwich

>>212191289 (OP)

>>212191734
>I used to fast 12 to 15, sometimes 20 hours a day
you mean sleep and then not eat breakfast?
thats badass

>>212191289 (OP)
DIS NIGGA EATiN BEANS

>>212196470
I'll have 2 helpings. And a side order of braappp

>>212191289 (OP)

>>212191511
Ayo, dis nigga beat up bean dad!

>>212191289 (OP)
Red Dwarf backwards beer.

>>212191289 (OP)

>>212191289 (OP)
>serve a guy an entire loaf of a bread and a whole fucking skillet of beans
>"NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A BIG APPETITE AND EAT QUICKLY."
>"THAT'S POOR TABLE MANNERS FOR THIS HECKIN DIRT FLOOR MEXICAN FRONTIER CANTINA"

basically the whole spread but even as a kid i noticed he didn't even swallow once

>>212191289 (OP)
I don't even like baked beans but this scene always makes me hungry.

activated almonds

i've always wanted to try cooking steak and eggs so terribly but alas, i'll leave it to hollywood

>>212193331
That's why I find it funny when there's some old western and the guys and girls look all clean shaven and showered, wearing thick wool/leather in the desert with zero sweat.

>>212196470

>>212196839
>:(

>>212192821
Nigga, you eat cow shit lol

>>212191289 (OP)
What movie is this?

>>212196758
That's some Jack's tier cooking.

>>212197755
>hot oil
>jack

>>212197571
Why would someone swim laps at a sushi bar?

>>212191289 (OP)

You can't get a pot of beans and some bread? Not exactly Michelin star cuisine.

>>212191289 (OP)
This nigga eatin beans

>>212191511
This you?

Chili and sea bass from Jurassic Park

>>212196758
I love how absolutely sad and British that egg sandwich is. Sets the tone so well.