Films that NO ONE on /tv/ has seen

>>212194183 (OP)
I saw this movie over ten years ago for Julianne Moore, well before I fell for Harper. What a mindfuck.

>>212194619
I saw it for hypochondriasis and was like
>Oh wow he stacked this so he didn't need barbies

>>212194183 (OP)
Everyone has seen this. If you're going to post something obscure from Haynes at least do Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story.

>>212194704
>like I wouldn't watch a movie about bulimic barbies
Pls anon, remember how gay anon is

>>212194704
This is really good too and actually obscure like you said.

>>212194183 (OP)
ez

this had some serious low budget car chases and roof climbing and all that stuff 100% jackie chan style

I love this shitty heist movie like you wouldn't believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCXBX0d107Y

>>212194183 (OP)
I've seen it. Unfortunately the creepy guy on the cover is only in two scenes and from fat away. I always found him very intriguing.

>>212194183 (OP)
>>212194619
>Films that NO ONE on /tv/ has seen
>first reply: "I saw this movie over ten years ago"
lol

Easy.

Everyone is posting obscure old or foreign films when all you have to do is post one of the glut of 2010s indie movies no one watched.

>>212195227
Kek, semi related, I love how Head going on to Buffy meant they had to replace the magician on Jonathan Creek and they play it off like he just got a lot of work done

>>212195273
Zach Clark's other movie White Reindeer is also good.

>>212195112
OP is probably the Harper spammer, so no shit he samefagged.

>>212195295
Yeh, at least Stuart Milligan was a better fit for the comic relief side plot role though.

>>212195334
He made a low budget sci-fi pandemic comedy a few years ago "The Becomers" not as good as Little Sister or White Reindeer but I enjoyed it.

>>212194619
>>212195349
Jessica Harper is in this?

>>212195273
Is this good?

>>212194183 (OP)
but i have seen it. it was weird and disturbing but I liked the unanswered questions at the end.

>>212194930
Kek, can't beat this

>>212195416
He does also look like he might bog himself

>>212195624
Yes. It's a shame Addison Timlin never broke out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6QUuw1Kpik

>>212195567
Yes!

>>212195273
>Barbara Crampton
Nice.

>>212195349
I'm not OP, I just replied as soon as I saw the thread because I'm a big fan of both actresses. Funny how you think I'm desperate enough to samefag though.

Anyways, here's a great film I'm certain no one else on /tv/ has seen: The Blue Iguana (1988) starring Dylan McDermott, Jess Harper, and Dean Stockwell.

See You Next Tuesday (2013)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKqZ3oYHX8
Very abrasive indie dramedy starring Eleanore Pienta from Cocoon Central Dance Team, she plays basically a female 4channer.

>>212195879
Trailer looks interesting. I'll give it try tonight. Thanks anon.

>>212195295
It blew my mind when I found out his daughter is Carli in The Inbetweeners

>>212194853
Looks interesting to say the least but is it actually any good? Or at least either fun or compelling?

I was just watching this tonight

>>212196189
>THe Blue Iguana
That's some nice taste anon, cheers

I'll post a few flicks. They're in a similar "no one have on /tv/ has seen"-range as OPs movie. I know some anons have seen them but what I wonder is why we don't discuss them more. First one is a personal favourite.

>>212197784
Next is a german hacker-movie which I enjoyed for its realistic portrayal of both programming and the "trouble" some of them tend to attract to themselves.

>>212197863
Then we have this hypocritical druginfested wackfest. Too french for /tv/ or perhaps they talked about it a lot when it was released and I just missed those threads.

>>212197784
I've seen this and the original BBC Pennies From Heaven.

>>212198030
What about the Herbert Ross film?

>>212197931
Here's another "comedy" I rarely see /tv/ talk about. It's very "WEBM"-friendly but I don't see many clips from it either and youtube is surprisingly empty on scenes for the film. I find the concept of making a half-assed biopic with minimal research intriguing and it would be interesting seeing who else through history could get a similar "treatment".

>>212198030
Yes. I assumed some of you guys seen it. How often do you rewatch it? I find myself rewatching it every 3-4 year or so, and I've probably seen the full show 4 times since I watched it my first back in the late 00s. Never seen the american remake though.

Jessica Forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBF6CZGIgeo
A videogame inflected dystopian French film about a gang of reformed orphan killers and their maternal leader Jessica. Has a strange airless quality that reminds me of Bonello's The Beast and Twin Peaks: The Return.

>>212198062
I liked the Pennies From Heaven film, never saw The Singing Detective one with Downey Jr. because I heard it was bad.
>>212198142
It's on my computer and I was going to rewatch it recently but haven't got round to it.

>>212198076
Yet again another comedy I rarely see anyone on /tv/ mention. This time a post UK-HK-movie which I found hilarious. It has a solid rating on IMDB. Is it really not that funny?? Or is it not that available?

This movie and its protagonist are literally /tv/ incarnate, but I've only seen it mentioned a couple of times in the horror general.

>>212198308
It is worthy a rewatch then, nice to hear. I found it even better on a rewatch, you get to appreciate the writing more, the biographical meta-touches, the accurate lyrics of the songs (the soundtrack is a goat). The first episode was somewhat of a slog on the first watch given it was a big setup for the eventual story.

>>212198308
>I liked the Pennies From Heaven film
Based. I also liked it despite how depressing it gets.

>>212195112
Get a load of literal mofo here.

>>212198333
I've been meaning to watch this ever since it was mentioned on a IGN "goriest/scariest" horror movie list back in 2008? I'll probably watch it next spooktober.

ha, it seems IGN released another list a year later
https://www.ign.com/articles/2009/03/10/igns-15-most-disturbing-movies
but I found a copypaste of their "real" one
https://forum.dvdtalk.com/movie-talk/523143-top-10-sickest-movies-printthread.html

>>212194183 (OP)
An easy way to check this is to search for the title/director (+ year) in the archives

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22todd%20haynes%22%201995/page/1/

Pic related has 20+ posts indicating at least a handfull of /tv/-anons has seen it
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22body%20melt%22%201993/

Quote one line. I dare you.

Meh.. Thought I was alone in having seen this but then I searched the archive and there was a lunatic who actually wanted to dload this movie (it's not worth watching at all).

the first 30-40 min are kino

>>212198333
You should start shilling it in /hor/ so more of us are aware.

I wanna see all these. Except for Safe. Already seen it. Made me fall in love with Moore.

>>212195864
I've seen this, it was a train wreck but I didn't mind the attempt to blend in some of the more biographical details.

>>212200686
For me, it was Boogie Nights.

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>>212195273
true. never even heard of this shite

>>212198219
looks pretty good

I've seen all of the films posted itt and they are all shit

>>212194183 (OP)
betcha nobody's heard of this

>>212198312
Hey I watched this a few months ago and thought it was incredible

>>212197194
WHERE can i FIND THIS holy shit

please respond

>>212202680
it used to be streaming on netflix a decade+ ago

>>212203300
/film/bros…

>>212203040
I just found it on ok.ru

>>212204815
Based

Doubt anyone here has seen this one

bump because this thread is good, assuming people are posting good movies

>>212194183 (OP)
Safe had a general back in the day. Try again, germy.

>>212197784
We bizarely had a thread with the Pennies From Heaven remake in it the other day.

>>212198333
This shows up in horror threads a lot.

>>212197931
I've seen 99 Francs, i'm still surprised of how unpopular it is

>>212201550
It fucking blows my mind that the director of The Bunny Game has gone on to have a completely normal mainstream career.

Kino cult classic.

>>212206710
Say "thank you Tubi!"

Watch Barbosa (1988)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125671/

>>212194183 (OP)
>Chink Kingdom of Heaven ripoff starring Hayden Christensen and Nicholas Cage made in 2014
If it came out ten years before it would've been the biggest movie ever.

Bloomin Mud Shuffle or any Frank V. Ross film really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBHuU1ra5S4

pretty good

>>212206555
Proof?

>>212194930
i like the band

>>212206699
my favorites of him are Bunny Game and Dinner in America so i guess i have something in common with that fat fuck

There's a couple nice ones in the past 15 Cage years.

>>212206904
>Chink Kingdom of Heaven ripoff
Kek.

>>212207063
How many of you have seen DARK? Paul Schrader's unauthorized director's cut of The Dying of the Light that he stitched together from the theatrical cut and 480p DVD workprints?

>>212206982
Blood Car was awesome

I'll actually spoil the movie in these following spoilers
school shooting
it was on plex

>>212198030
have you seen Brimtone and Treacle tho

terrible, not unwatchable, but not worth your time, there is nothing memorable.
surf II also

>>212207403
No, I see it's on Youtube so I might check it out.

this weird australian movie about this abusive family and i think breaking into a bank or something

>>212207633
Are you talking about the Snowtown Murders?

>>212207666
yeah the 2011 one, thanks, i'm gonna rewatch sometime soon. also the one on youtube where this guy coerces teenagers to kidnap other teenagers, and it has real life news footage of the kid confessing

>>212207403
Not him, but I rented that when I was 18 and had a Simpsons-Naked Lunch style reaction.

>>212207790
Could that be the TV movie? I saw this as a kid and it scared me. The real life kid's younger brother bizarely grew up to be a serial killer.
The plot you describe sounds like the Texas Candyman guy. The only time I have seen footage of his teenage accomplice was in that 80's Schraeder kino, The Killing Of America.

an unparalleled action movie in the highest degree

>>212207283
I saw it. It's a little interesting at best, and I applaud him for the reason he did it, but it's not a great film still. I'd say it's worth watching though.

>>212208583
>John Aston
Kino.

>>212199025
>beautiful chocolate man
>mapquest said you should be home but you took 3 extra minutes
>we can say it if no ones around
>panties! bush! urgh....

Even for Hal Hartley movies this is obscure.

>>212211802
>PJ Harvey
Nice.

>>212202680
effedupmovies.com
Btw the comments on it are comedy gold

>>212209869
I saw the trailer and immediately noped the fuck out

>>212215175
That bad?

>>212195273
there were a bunch of threads for this when it came out and it sucks ass

>>212216241
It's like if Napoleon Dynamite was made by Troma

>>212195273
>all you have to do is post one of the glut of 2010s indie movies no one watched.
Trvke.

>>212217296
That actually makes me wanna see it lol

>>212194183 (OP)
this is actually my all time favorite movie

>was just thinking about julianne moore and the movie where she has a weird illness
>couldn't remember title
>suddenly in catalog
spoopy. and to answer the q, the halfback of notre dame.

>>212218628
Based.

about a nyc hole in the wall diner from the early aughts

>>212219762
I seen it! Twice, rewatched it last summer, in fact. It’s a very engaging documentary about. A massive asshole.

>>212219824
Well he's dead, are you happy now?

>>212219762
I HATE JIMMY PAGE
GET THOSE FAGGOTS OFF THE STAGE

>>212219866
A little!

>>212199984
Plenty of anons have seen Hell comes to Frogtown. It has a cool premise but never really delivers that direct over-the-topness it needed to be impactful. A bit sublime for its own good.

>>212194704
>Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story.
i looked this up and read the plot, and noticed the wiki for some reason has the last paragraph mention spanking, how todd haynes worked spanking into his films? it says "into the film, through a repeated segment featuring a black-and-white overhead view of someone administering an over-the-knee spanking to the bare-bottomed adult Barbie Karen. The meaning of this segment is never discussed"
and that immediately made me think of the max headroom incident, where, at some point, the max headroom mask wearing guy bends over, bares his ass and maybe a woman hits his ass with a fly swatter and yells "hit me bitch!" or something.

and uh, the karen superstar movie was release in 1987, the max headroom signal highjacking incident was in 1987, the stations hijacked were about 800 miles away from were todd haynes was according to his wikipedia page...
>Todd Haynes
>His films span four decades with themes examining the personalities of well-known musicians, dysfunctional and dystopian societies, and blurred gender roles.

nah thats a big ass drive, he wasnt that old, and he doesnt have any established history with fucking around radio/signal shit. i think. still, weird coincidences

That movie where Dallas Roberts and Jeremy Renner invent the Homer Simpson beer bottle opener.

it cant be that unheard of, its got some biggish names and its actually pretty decent. feels like the most 2000's movie ever

>>212194704
The Barbie one?
It's at the Internet archive.

>>212220759
I've never seen this but I always confuse it with that movie Thumbsucker which I've also never seen. They're both mised up in my mind with Wristcutters: A Love Story which I did actually watch. They all came out 05-06.

>>212194853
isnt annie cruz in like 10 seconds of this?

>>212194930
Babadoooook

>>212220860
sounds like the lyrics to a death metal song. CHUMSCRUBBA THUMBSUCKA WRISTCUTTA LOOOVE STORYYYY (guitar solo) or some shit

>>212194183 (OP)

>>212220888
this comment is so unbelievably reddit please die

>>212220908
how can i make it more annoying?

>>212220977
by diaper doubling down and acting like you arent a cringe retard

helllo from turkey.. I only one turkish anon browse tv. no friends am browse tv. only me. goodbye

The Unspeakable Act, a tender drama about a maladjusted young woman who wants to sleep with her brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qd9kfkfe7M

Starring Tallie Medel from Cocoon Central Dance Team. Anyone remember them? They did funny dances to pop songs and occasionally they would show up in indie films in the 2010s. Sunita Mani is the most successful one.

99% of movies that get good reviews out of Sundance completely vanish from human memory after that.

hear me out! in 5 years or a decade or so, when we all are approaching our 50s and 60s and the beta-generation is swarming /tv/ with their vr-vidz, moonshows and popslop, we oldfags will have a big streamwatch of The Amusement Park and we'll all agree that getting old sucks

>>212217913
Watch the trailer, it seems really disgusting

>>212220679
Interesting stuff.

I remember watching a filmed version of the Samuel Backett play Happy Days starring Billie Whitelaw on Youtube, but it's since been taken down and the only version still up is a Greek dub.

just post any of the money laundering movies made by any of the handful of direct to streaming sweatshops and you can win this game

100% /tv/ core

>>212219762
good doc.
>>212222328
good shit, been meaning to watch it again.
>>212221186
kinda has the same vibes as pic related

>>212222115
Well I searched Twitter and found the URL of the removed video and found an archives version of the page on the Wayback Machine now I'm trying to rip the video but it's very slow and might get a network error.

Chain (2004). Sorta a proto-vaporwave or liminal space thing going on, but much better

>>212198633
Well then don't be a faggot and say shit like "no one's seen it!"
Instead, say "films I've seen that almost no one would have watched".

>>212219866
>documentaries where the villain dies
I love this trope.

>>212221110
yeah but i already do that (my bad, i went to bed)

>>212194183 (OP)
I've seen it four times. AMA.

>>212222328
What is that cast?

mektoub my love part 2

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>>212223484
Jem Cohen is a great filmmaker, he has done pretty much everything and it's all pretty good

>>212195273
>2010s
>joe swanberg
And also the glut of mumblecore bullshit from the 00s.

>>212230713
wait thats not a movie about corsica's mafia?

I'm pretty confident I'm the only one here who has seen the Romanian film, The Story of Love.

>>212199984
A classic of camp. The "sequels" on the other hand.....

>>212230509
I’m actually IN his Fugzai documentary!

>>212232312
>ice cream eating motherfucker?

>>212221126
was just thinking that there are millions of Turkish films that no one here has seen.

>>212232454
Ha I wish!

>>212194183 (OP)

>this thread is still up
Based.

>>212194183 (OP)
>In 2015, Haynes said that the themes explored throughout the film, disease and immunity in a post-industrial landscape and how recovery is a burden often placed on victims of illness, were even more relevant than they were at the time of its release.
Who the fuck else should the burden be put on? Your illness, your problem. Especially when it's all in her head.

>>212221126
Billy Zane AND Gary Busey? Dangerous levels of crazy in this film

>>212236458
she was good in the shrouds

>>212236350
i liked it except for the lesbians