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What does /tv/ think of Scarlett Johansson's career from the last 20 years?

Is she really A-list?

>>212194492 (OP)
She's easily in my top 5 all time most fapped to

>>212194492 (OP)
i'm the same age as her so watching her wither and sag is a real mindfuck

She’s a 10 and I’ll never understand the contrarianism from this board like you wouldn’t cream your pants if she was within spitting distance

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>>212194543
Did some landscaping work for her a few years ago. Didn’t really see much of her when I was working but one day I saw her get into her car and leave, so I took that opportunity to use her bathroom and maybe sneak around.

When I got to her bathroom it was so obvious that she had taken a huge shit like 5 minutes before leaving, especially since the windows were shut and she didn’t have her AC on. Jesus lol, it was fucking rancid. Like really horrible.

Never been attracted to her after that and never bothered snooping around her house.

I saw her again after that and honestly she just revolted me.

>>212194788
Yeah, but I don't believe you. You're the kind of scrote that would call a woman a foid.

>>212194788
wow! that sounds fucking disgusting haha

>>212194788
>40yo mother of two's shits don't smell nice
omg wowwwwwwwwwwwww

>>212194788
You landscape in Hollywood/LA? Any other stories?

>>212195197
I don’t anymore but did it for years. The company I worked for had a bunch of clients who were actors and producers.

Ana De Armas was round at some producers house and I heard her getting fucked by him and his buddy. I didn’t know if his buddy was another producer or someone important but she was getting railed for a good hour. I remember taking a lunch break, sipping on a lemonade and listening to to her moans and spanking.

>>212194788
Everyone shits, but I feel for you.

>be me
>working in an office and have a crush on my boss
>she walks in to my office to talk
>get really distracted by how nice she smelled
>go to the bathroom later
>notice an air freshener spray
>its the same scent as what I smelled on my crush
>suddenly realize the visit was after lunch
>mfw I realize my crush had come to visit me after she took a nasty shit

>>212194788
they couldnt bring some prettier ladies up to space?

>>212195197
>>212195424
obvious samefag

>>212194492 (OP)
i like when her careers were larger

>>212194788
these are 10/10 in america

>>212194492 (OP)
Her casting in Jurassic whatever seems to me to be the safest, blandest casting in anything ever. Is that just me?

>>212194492 (OP)
She has some serious chops. Her work in indie film has been pretty phenomenal, but she’s spent a decent amount of her career in boring blockbuster roles where her most valued skills are being attractive and having a nice rack. I can’t blame her for chasing the bag, but I hope since she’s swimming in marvel money now, she’ll focus more on art house films.

>>212194709
>She’s a 10
Face was never a 10 and body is clearly not as rocking as it used to be, so 10 is out of the question.

>>212195470
>>212194788
Is it news to anons that girls poop and, as it turns out, their poop smells bad (as poop has the tendency to do?)

>>212195733
Wrong

>>212194788
I'd have knocked one out right there

>>212194709
It's jeets. They don't understand aging while also being obsessed with "breeding" white females that are 12

>>212195470
> have a crush on my boss
It's appropriate for 13 year olds to have crushes. You're a grown ass man, either go do something about it or stop, this is embarrassing.

>Iphone poster
I guess I shouldn't be surprised you're so effeminate

>>212194492 (OP)
>What does /tv/ think of Scarlett Johansson's career from the last 20 years?
Two words: muh dick!

The opening shot of Lost in Translation makes me very happy

>>212196815
>Iphone poster
Wut

>>212194492 (OP)
I mean she’s had a solid career

>marriage story
>asteroid city
>avengers
>her

>>212194709
This. She's gorgeous and I'd last like 5 seconds in that.

>>212196815
>Try to fuck your boss or stop feeling a way about them
Actually comical

>>212194492 (OP)
i don't

>>212195541
Made up bullshit
She never had breast reduction

>>212194622
Same. Her age started to show in ghost in the shell. Atleast she hit the wall at an appropriate age, unlike Sansa Stark.

>>212194492 (OP)
I like/liked her large breasts
They're probably saggy as shit now tho, how old is this bitch?

>>212197775
It's pretty funny watching this on repeat and paying attention to a different person each time. They all do the same elevator eyes

>>212197612
Lost in Translation
Ghost World

>>212194492 (OP)
Lame actress. Only was hired because of her looks. Can't act for shit. Never showed ber boobies. It's a waste of time and energy. At least that new blodne girl who is the new hot shit already showed her boobies and did sex scenes. At elast she gave what their fns always wanted. This one never did that. Plus she is a jew. She is a cursed women. Jews have fucked her. Disgusting.

>>212194492 (OP)
Nice to be Jewish.

>>212202103
Ok now actresses can’t act and are ugly

>>212194492 (OP)
Find her irritating and think only closeted gay men find her attractive

>>212202103
>Never showed ber boobies
Yeah, that was straight up bullshit especially considering all the whorish shit she did in movies
that's -18 points at least

>>212194788
Copy pasta?

>>212196815
>You're a grown ass man
kek, did you read that story he wrote? Might as well had been a high schooler talking about his spanish teacher.

>>212195424
I would imagine that actresses don't enjoy getting fuck by producers

>>212202103
>>212202182
retards

>>212202522
She’s perfect

>>212194589
Her photos dressed as a hooker are some of the best faps ever.

>>212194788
>>212195470
wow! that's just so disgusting! haha, imagine having to smell their fresh excretories, crazy haha

>>212194492 (OP)
She's a great actress

>>212194492 (OP)
For some reason I really don't like her. Something about her puts me off. I did not like even when she was a cunny and that says a lot.

>>212194492 (OP)
She peaked in Eight Legged Freaks.

>>212202522
JGL is such a creep

>>212202576
you just got -26 points, fag

>>212194492 (OP)
the wall comes for all

Beautiful feet.

>>212202854
you mean based

>>212194492 (OP)
She would have been the perfect choice to play Miss Marvel in Phase 1 in the first Avengers, it's easy to see why people lost interest in the MCU

>>212194788
I don't believe this story. I don't share mine much anymore but Ariana Grande took some massive (cartoonish desu,) "Poops" back in the fall of 2009 & spring of 2010. I saw five of them. They did not smell too horrible and they were still in the bowl.
I wasn't a perv back then and she was really young so I just kind of let it go. But they didn't stink and she had a terrible diet (cocoa puffs, strawberries, maruchan and meatball subs)

>>212194788
>turd sniffer is gay
checks out

>>212203574
>its been almost 3 years

Where's the evidence you said you had?

>>212194788
>>212195470
But that's hot though?

>>212194788
I used to be her security, she had tons of it cuz she gets stalker mail all the time. Plus she's worth 2-300 million (and she lives in a NYC penthouse, not some LA bungalow she leaves unlocked,) and same thing happened. She left to go out and grab some milk for cereal, but before she did took a massive shit. I was just in her bathroom and smelled it and man it was insane man, it was just crazy you know.

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>>212194543
>>212194589
Pretty much every famous, prolific actor today has an underwhelming career. Most of the best movies came out last century; this century has only a few exceptions, like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Not a single current A-lister has starred in a film anywhere near the level of Lawrence of Arabia, The Godfather, Aliens, or Terminator 2.

Honestly, most video games are better than their film careers. Scarlett Johansson, for example, has never been in a movie as good as Quake II or Half-Life 2, let alone The Witcher 3, Baldur’s Gate 3, or Expedition 33.

I was near her once, she smelled like b.o.

After seeing her nude leaks, she’s unattractive

>>212204874
new?

>>212202103
>>212202182
She did full body nudity in Under the Skin you dumbfucks

>>212194492 (OP)
You know she's jewish when a director has never paired her up with a black guy in a movie kek

>>212202522
Tony Danza

>>212205177
>"full body"
> no clit
>no asshole
>can't even see inside her
even portman showed her asshole

>>212195470
Similar experience with a professor I had the hots for, she had a nice fat ass but apparently that ass could SHIT cuz she walked by me one day and I caught a fresh whiff of it. Completely turned me off of her, I'm still an ass man but not a brapman, only after a thorough shower will I get close.

>>212205403
>even portman showed her asshole
Who else?

>>212194788
You're full of shit. They don't let the landscaper come inside the house.

>>212194788
Dude haha that’s like really insane!

her only good movie is under the skin

>>212205472
brooke shields, jennifer connolly (but so far away you can barely see it)

>>212194492 (OP)
She stinks!

>>212194788
Celebs have cameras everywhere, Scatman.

>>212206893
perfect