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What does /tv/ think of Scarlett Johansson's career from the last 20 years?
Anonymous No.212194543 >>212194788 >>212204781
Is she really A-list?
Anonymous No.212194589 >>212202622 >>212204781
>>212194492 (OP)
She's easily in my top 5 all time most fapped to
Anonymous No.212194622 >>212199927
>>212194492 (OP)
i'm the same age as her so watching her wither and sag is a real mindfuck
Anonymous No.212194709 >>212195733 >>212196751 >>212197775
She’s a 10 and I’ll never understand the contrarianism from this board like you wouldn’t cream your pants if she was within spitting distance
Anonymous No.212194788 >>212194842 >>212194894 >>212195051 >>212195197 >>212195470 >>212195473 >>212195574 >>212195812 >>212196486 >>212202424 >>212202628 >>212203574 >>212203957 >>212204464 >>212204746 >>212205581 >>212205871 >>212206940
>>212194492 (OP)
>>212194543
Did some landscaping work for her a few years ago. Didn’t really see much of her when I was working but one day I saw her get into her car and leave, so I took that opportunity to use her bathroom and maybe sneak around.

When I got to her bathroom it was so obvious that she had taken a huge shit like 5 minutes before leaving, especially since the windows were shut and she didn’t have her AC on. Jesus lol, it was fucking rancid. Like really horrible.

Never been attracted to her after that and never bothered snooping around her house.

I saw her again after that and honestly she just revolted me.
Anonymous No.212194842
>>212194788
Yeah, but I don't believe you. You're the kind of scrote that would call a woman a foid.
Anonymous No.212194894
>>212194788
wow! that sounds fucking disgusting haha
Anonymous No.212195051
>>212194788
>40yo mother of two's shits don't smell nice
omg wowwwwwwwwwwwww
Anonymous No.212195197 >>212195424 >>212195506
>>212194788
You landscape in Hollywood/LA? Any other stories?
Anonymous No.212195424 >>212195506 >>212202566
>>212195197
I don’t anymore but did it for years. The company I worked for had a bunch of clients who were actors and producers.

Ana De Armas was round at some producers house and I heard her getting fucked by him and his buddy. I didn’t know if his buddy was another producer or someone important but she was getting railed for a good hour. I remember taking a lunch break, sipping on a lemonade and listening to to her moans and spanking.
Anonymous No.212195470 >>212195812 >>212196815 >>212202628 >>212204464 >>212205415
>>212194788
Everyone shits, but I feel for you.

>be me
>working in an office and have a crush on my boss
>she walks in to my office to talk
>get really distracted by how nice she smelled
>go to the bathroom later
>notice an air freshener spray
>its the same scent as what I smelled on my crush
>suddenly realize the visit was after lunch
>mfw I realize my crush had come to visit me after she took a nasty shit
Anonymous No.212195473
>>212194788
they couldnt bring some prettier ladies up to space?
Anonymous No.212195506
>>212195197
>>212195424
obvious samefag
Anonymous No.212195541 >>212198771
>>212194492 (OP)
i like when her careers were larger
Anonymous No.212195574
>>212194788
these are 10/10 in america
Anonymous No.212195661
>>212194492 (OP)
Her casting in Jurassic whatever seems to me to be the safest, blandest casting in anything ever. Is that just me?
Anonymous No.212195714
>>212194492 (OP)
She has some serious chops. Her work in indie film has been pretty phenomenal, but she’s spent a decent amount of her career in boring blockbuster roles where her most valued skills are being attractive and having a nice rack. I can’t blame her for chasing the bag, but I hope since she’s swimming in marvel money now, she’ll focus more on art house films.
Anonymous No.212195733 >>212195956
>>212194709
>She’s a 10
Face was never a 10 and body is clearly not as rocking as it used to be, so 10 is out of the question.
Anonymous No.212195812
>>212195470
>>212194788
Is it news to anons that girls poop and, as it turns out, their poop smells bad (as poop has the tendency to do?)
Anonymous No.212195956
>>212195733
Wrong
Anonymous No.212196486
>>212194788
I'd have knocked one out right there
Anonymous No.212196751
>>212194709
It's jeets. They don't understand aging while also being obsessed with "breeding" white females that are 12
Anonymous No.212196815 >>212197549 >>212198093 >>212202504
>>212195470
> have a crush on my boss
It's appropriate for 13 year olds to have crushes. You're a grown ass man, either go do something about it or stop, this is embarrassing.

>Iphone poster
I guess I shouldn't be surprised you're so effeminate
Anonymous No.212197118
Anonymous No.212197383
>>212194492 (OP)
>What does /tv/ think of Scarlett Johansson's career from the last 20 years?
Two words: muh dick!
Anonymous No.212197517
The opening shot of Lost in Translation makes me very happy
Anonymous No.212197549
>>212196815
>Iphone poster
Wut
Anonymous No.212197612 >>212202096
>>212194492 (OP)
I mean she’s had a solid career

>marriage story
>asteroid city
>avengers
>her
Anonymous No.212197775 >>212202058 >>212202522 >>212202759
>>212194709
This. She's gorgeous and I'd last like 5 seconds in that.
Anonymous No.212198093
>>212196815
>Try to fuck your boss or stop feeling a way about them
Actually comical
Anonymous No.212198135
>>212194492 (OP)
i don't
Anonymous No.212198771
>>212195541
Made up bullshit
She never had breast reduction
Anonymous No.212199927
>>212194622
Same. Her age started to show in ghost in the shell. Atleast she hit the wall at an appropriate age, unlike Sansa Stark.
Anonymous No.212202035
>>212194492 (OP)
I like/liked her large breasts
They're probably saggy as shit now tho, how old is this bitch?
Anonymous No.212202058
>>212197775
It's pretty funny watching this on repeat and paying attention to a different person each time. They all do the same elevator eyes
Anonymous No.212202096
>>212197612
Lost in Translation
Ghost World
Anonymous No.212202103 >>212202139 >>212202182 >>212202576 >>212205177
>>212194492 (OP)
Lame actress. Only was hired because of her looks. Can't act for shit. Never showed ber boobies. It's a waste of time and energy. At least that new blodne girl who is the new hot shit already showed her boobies and did sex scenes. At elast she gave what their fns always wanted. This one never did that. Plus she is a jew. She is a cursed women. Jews have fucked her. Disgusting.
Anonymous No.212202105
>>212194492 (OP)
Nice to be Jewish.
Anonymous No.212202139
>>212202103
Ok now actresses can’t act and are ugly
Anonymous No.212202150
>>212194492 (OP)
Find her irritating and think only closeted gay men find her attractive
Anonymous No.212202182 >>212202576 >>212205177
>>212202103
>Never showed ber boobies
Yeah, that was straight up bullshit especially considering all the whorish shit she did in movies
that's -18 points at least
Anonymous No.212202424
>>212194788
Copy pasta?
Anonymous No.212202504
>>212196815
>You're a grown ass man
kek, did you read that story he wrote? Might as well had been a high schooler talking about his spanish teacher.
Anonymous No.212202522 >>212202613 >>212202854 >>212205295
>>212197775
Anonymous No.212202566
>>212195424
I would imagine that actresses don't enjoy getting fuck by producers
Anonymous No.212202576 >>212202922
>>212202103
>>212202182
retards
Anonymous No.212202613
>>212202522
She’s perfect
Anonymous No.212202622
>>212194589
Her photos dressed as a hooker are some of the best faps ever.
Anonymous No.212202628
>>212194788
>>212195470
wow! that's just so disgusting! haha, imagine having to smell their fresh excretories, crazy haha
Anonymous No.212202715
>>212194492 (OP)
She's a great actress
Anonymous No.212202759
>>212197775
Anonymous No.212202781
>>212194492 (OP)
For some reason I really don't like her. Something about her puts me off. I did not like even when she was a cunny and that says a lot.
Anonymous No.212202831
>>212194492 (OP)
She peaked in Eight Legged Freaks.
Anonymous No.212202854 >>212203275
>>212202522
JGL is such a creep
Anonymous No.212202922
>>212202576
you just got -26 points, fag
Anonymous No.212202978
>>212194492 (OP)
the wall comes for all
Anonymous No.212203027
Beautiful feet.
Anonymous No.212203275
>>212202854
you mean based
Anonymous No.212203392
>>212194492 (OP)
She would have been the perfect choice to play Miss Marvel in Phase 1 in the first Avengers, it's easy to see why people lost interest in the MCU
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Anonymous No.212203574 >>212204338
>>212194788
I don't believe this story. I don't share mine much anymore but Ariana Grande took some massive (cartoonish desu,) "Poops" back in the fall of 2009 & spring of 2010. I saw five of them. They did not smell too horrible and they were still in the bowl.
I wasn't a perv back then and she was really young so I just kind of let it go. But they didn't stink and she had a terrible diet (cocoa puffs, strawberries, maruchan and meatball subs)
Anonymous No.212203957
>>212194788
>turd sniffer is gay
checks out
Anonymous No.212204338
>>212203574
>its been almost 3 years

Where's the evidence you said you had?
Anonymous No.212204464
>>212194788
>>212195470
But that's hot though?
Anonymous No.212204746
>>212194788
I used to be her security, she had tons of it cuz she gets stalker mail all the time. Plus she's worth 2-300 million (and she lives in a NYC penthouse, not some LA bungalow she leaves unlocked,) and same thing happened. She left to go out and grab some milk for cereal, but before she did took a massive shit. I was just in her bathroom and smelled it and man it was insane man, it was just crazy you know.
Anonymous No.212204781
>>212194492 (OP)
>>212194543
>>212194589
Pretty much every famous, prolific actor today has an underwhelming career. Most of the best movies came out last century; this century has only a few exceptions, like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Not a single current A-lister has starred in a film anywhere near the level of Lawrence of Arabia, The Godfather, Aliens, or Terminator 2.

Honestly, most video games are better than their film careers. Scarlett Johansson, for example, has never been in a movie as good as Quake II or Half-Life 2, let alone The Witcher 3, Baldur’s Gate 3, or Expedition 33.
Anonymous No.212204787
I was near her once, she smelled like b.o.
Anonymous No.212204874 >>212205070
After seeing her nude leaks, she’s unattractive
Anonymous No.212205070
>>212204874
new?
Anonymous No.212205177 >>212205403
>>212202103
>>212202182
She did full body nudity in Under the Skin you dumbfucks
Anonymous No.212205227
>>212194492 (OP)
You know she's jewish when a director has never paired her up with a black guy in a movie kek
Anonymous No.212205295
>>212202522
Tony Danza
Anonymous No.212205403 >>212205472
>>212205177
>"full body"
> no clit
>no asshole
>can't even see inside her
even portman showed her asshole
Anonymous No.212205415
>>212195470
Similar experience with a professor I had the hots for, she had a nice fat ass but apparently that ass could SHIT cuz she walked by me one day and I caught a fresh whiff of it. Completely turned me off of her, I'm still an ass man but not a brapman, only after a thorough shower will I get close.
Anonymous No.212205472 >>212206040
>>212205403
>even portman showed her asshole
Who else?
Anonymous No.212205581
>>212194788
You're full of shit. They don't let the landscaper come inside the house.
Anonymous No.212205871
>>212194788
Dude haha that’s like really insane!
Anonymous No.212205908
her only good movie is under the skin
Anonymous No.212206040
>>212205472
brooke shields, jennifer connolly (but so far away you can barely see it)
Anonymous No.212206893 >>212207098
>>212194492 (OP)
She stinks!
Anonymous No.212206940
>>212194788
Celebs have cameras everywhere, Scatman.
Anonymous No.212207098
>>212206893
perfect